Line #5 Funny/Goldust


1	* Within a year of his debut, he got the opportunity to feud with Wrestling/UltimateWarrior. During a ''Raw'' promo, Warrior brushed off one of his classic, innuendo-laced come-ons by yelling ''"Whatever you're into, I don't give a [[PrecisionFStrike shit]]!!!"'' Goldust responds with a ''gloriously'' effeminate hair flip.
2	* The shoot promo in Wrestling/{{WCW}} where Dustin buries the Seven gimmick and fires off this wonderfully [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] line:
3	-->'''Dustin:''' They got me dressed up like [[Series/TheAddamsFamily Uncle Fester]], to play trick-or-treat all year long.
4	* Any segment with Wrestling/BookerT and Goldust
5	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO7hQG81OPs This parody of his famous father, Dusty Rhodes]], in particular when Goldust struts toward the camera in ladies' black lingerie while Dustin-as-Dusty says, "So PROUDA mah son! Comes straight from mah LOINS!"
6	* At one point, he and Booker are confronted by Wrestling/{{Christian}}, who isn't too happy about losing the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwe-world-t.html WWE World Tag Team Championship]] to them. It just happens to be Christmas, and Goldust-as-Santa gives Christian a gift... of ASS CREAM (With 35% more ASS!). A BrickJoke from something found in Christian's and Wrestling/ChrisJericho's bags a few weeks ago. And yes, the jar had a giant label simply reading "ASS CREAM". The kicker may be Christian's reaction, who yells at Goldust as he walks off. Then when he's gone, he looks at it with interest, and walks off with it.
7	* His [[AffectionateParody affectionate]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4MHrCosZ4 parody]] of [[Series/CrocodileHunter Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin]] on the June 24, 2002 ''[[Wrestling/{{WWERaw}} Raw]]'', where he invaded the [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder NWO]]'s lockerroom and called Wrestling/TheBigShow "the giant sleeping Showpopotamus" and X-Pac (Sean Waltman) "the rare bandana-wearing grease rat."
8	-->''"But be very careful, [[XPacHeat they tend to SUCK!]]"''
9	* Whenever he performed CPR on Wrestling/AhmedJohnson. Once after Ahmed Johnson suffered a concussion by Wrestling/OwenHart, and the second time ''in the middle of a match''.
10	* Parodying Wrestling/{{Sable}} by dressing in drag, and having a "match" with Wrestling/LunaVachon, where Luna kicked his ass and stripped him down to his undergarments.
11	* Whether it was intentional or not, his match as Dustin Rhodes against Wrestling/TerryFunk at the WCW Pay-Per-View ''Uncensored 2000'' was funny. Repeated interference by a guy dressed in a chicken suit (who may or may not have been Wrestling/CodyRhodes), complete with chicken sound effects, and then Terry Funk unsuccessfully trying to change the match from a Bullrope match to an "I Quit" match, the match was a train wreck. But an entertaining train wreck.
12	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5fKapQjCFY His "Trading Places Match"]] with Wrestling/WilliamRegal on the September 13, 2010 ''Raw,'' with Goldust dressed as Regal and Regal dressed as Goldust. Goldust was all for it. Regal was...significantly less enthusiastic. Probably the comedic highlight was when Goldust offered Regal his iconic long blond wig, and Regal hesitantly took it from him, holding it between two fingers like a dead rat.
13	** Even funnier was the way it ended: Regal was ''just'' starting to get into the spirit of things, imitating Goldust's camp mannerisms in the ring, when Goldust decided to imitate some of Regal's mannerisms as well and [[OneHitKill punched him out in one blow]] using a concealed pair of brass knuckles.
14	** They actually did something similar in 2002, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKtoBTG6V3o a Las Vegas ShowGirl Match]].
15	* Him and Cody mocking Fandango's entrance.
16	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfFioN9dUhQ&feature=youtu.be&t=52s Are you mocking me? YES I AM!]]
17	* Goldust talking about his brother Cody's transformation into Stardust. Cue Stardust dancing in singing "When You Wish Upon a Star." Goldust's response?
18	-->'''Goldust''': WOW! Now ''I'm'' the normal one!
19	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66lYTpi2xWQ And again, this time with StarDust cutting a promo on Goldust's wig]]
20	--->'''Goldust''': "Bizarre"? Nobody...is more bizarre...than us! [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 And where we're going, we don't need]] [[MultipleReferencePun roads]]--'''[[SuddenlyShouting OH THERE IT IS AGAIN]]! LOOK!'''\
21	'''Stardust''': ''(gasp, turns to look)''\
22	'''Goldust''': It's [[WaxingLyrical written in the stars]]! ''(mugs at Stardust, then snatches his wig away as he leaves)''

Context Funny / Goldust