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1Given that this series has one of the only officially-sanctioned {{gag dub}}s, it's only natural that there would be '''''many''''' instances of this. Hell, the entire freaking dub is the very definition of Crowning Moment Of Funny. Moments are divided by episode, but {{running gag}}s are listed first.
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8* The banter between the construction foreman and his hapless lackey.
9** "Just [verb] the [noun], [noun]-[verb]er!" "Sure thing… [-jackass-]."
10* Any time the dub makes fun of Engrish.
11** "[[GratuitousJapanese NANIIII]]??!"
12* Any time the dub lampshades the OffModel animation.
13* A lot of things [[TheFundamentalist Momoko]] says qualify.
14-->"Verizon! Like Jesus, it never stops working for you."
15** This exchange…
16--->'''Satsuki:''' "Why don't you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?"\
17'''Momoko:''' "You just wait. When [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush our wonderful president]] finishes stacking the Supreme Court, we won't have to!"[[note]] Sadly, this scene lost its humour after Roe v. Wade was actually overturned in 2022.[[/note]]
18* Any time the characters [[SuddenlyShouting spontaneously scream]].
19** Or go into MotorMouth
20* The "'''[[RefugeInAudacity BAYUM]]'''" RunningGag.
21* Every time someone or something dies, expect it to be compared to [[Creator/ChristianSlater Christian Slater's]] career.
22* Many of the chants for the "spells" could qualify, as they often boil down to telling the ghost to fuck off.
23* Satsuki: What the fizzity-uck?
24* Satsuki, Hajime, and Leo's homeroom teacher constantly trying to one-up another homeroom teacher named Hadley.
25* Anytime Keiichiro's loud ''[[StockAudioClip AHAHEUGHH]]'' shriek is heard.
26* A bit meta, but the SoundtrackDissonance of the upbeat and cheerful opening that would better fit a SliceOfLife series playing after TheTeaser, in which some poor schmuck inevitably gets killed/dragged to hell by the episode's ghost is morbidly funny in a "what were they thinking they couldn't have been this stupid" way. To say nothing about the utterly bone-headed move of choosing a song called "Sexy Sexy", for the ending of a series about a group of elementary school students (the song doesn't exactly fit with the grotesque illustrations of monsters and demons in the end credits either). And neither of these are the GagDub's doing!
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29[[folder: Episode 1]]
30* Reiichiro: "Get back in here or you'll get your head chopped off!"
31** And later: "Now remember kids, just say no… to everything."
32* Gramps: "Why you want to live in your dead wife's house is beyond me. It's sick! ''You're'' sick!!"
33** His only other line: "When this bitch kicks, I'm movin' to Vegas."
34* Satsuki: "Monsters only get evil people like Republicans and we're not old enough to vote!"
35* Leo: "You're an older classman."
36* Hajime: "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Giggity-giggity.]]"
37* Momoko: [[MotorMouth "[=HaveyouacceptedJesusasyourpersonalsavior?"=]]]
38** Leo: "No, I'm Jewish!"
39* Satsuki: "Kaya just showed up on the day of our mother's funeral... Our DEAD mother. You feel bad now?"
40** Momoko: "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can only hope she knew about Jesus]]!"
41* Satsuki: "Principals always look like lesbians... Mom?!" (one of the many early throwaway lines they turned into a RunningGag)
42** [[ChildrenAreInnocent Keiichiro]]: "What's a lesbian?"
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45[[folder: Episode 2]]
46* Satsuki {{lampshad|ed}}ing an OffModel moment: "Oh wow convulsion that was weird. Okay…"
47* Mr. Sakata's entreaty to the students to use a cursed toilet: "Don't hold it in. All your butts'll explode."
48* The principal: "Open your books and turn to page whatever!"
49** That same scene: "Now, where's Sakata? [-[[ThePeepingTom Better go check the girls' locker room]]…-]"
50* When Hajime's getting sucked into the spirit world during the climax, his reaction is disturbingly amusing in the same way as [[Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter Marla Singer's]] infamous line "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" in ''Film/FightClub'':
51--> '''Hajime:''' I'm too young to die! [[CrossesTheLineTwice The only person I've had sex with is my babysitter.]]
52* "I was beat up by an apparition of Gloria Steinem!"
53* This exchange:
54--> '''Momoko:''' You're in the same class as your next-door neighbor? That's great, God's great!\
55'''Satsuki:''' Nothing great about it. It's just like living next to Charlie Sheen. Seriously, the real problem is that demon that's pulling a [[Film/TheExorcist Linda Blair]] with my cat. I don't suppose you know any exorcists, or Al Sharpton?\
56'''Momoko:''' I don't think he's a real reverend.
57* The principal catches Leo skipping class (Satsuki and Hajime have already entered the old School House), and this happens:
58-->'''Principal''': All the bigger boys in [[PrisonRape detention are gonna love you.]] [creepy laugh]
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61[[folder: Episode 3]]
62* This exchange during when the kids decide to wish upon the cursed steps…
63-->'''Satsuki:''' I want a ''huge'' allowance ''and breasts''… when I get older.\
64'''Hajime:''' And when ''I'' get older, I want to fondle said breasts.\
65'''Momoko:''' I pray that all my friends will become [[TheFundamentalist born-again christians!]]
66** And later:
67-->'''Satsuki:''' I'm still poor ''and'' flat-chested.
68* This bit just before the episode's halfway point:
69-->'''Keita:''' ''(after a basketball backboard falls on him)'' Aren't any of you bastards gonna help me?!?
70** And a few scenes later (the next day in-story)…
71-->'''Hajime''' ''(nonchalantly)'' Keita's dead.
72* The TakeThat at the end of the episode against Creator/ChrisPatton and Creator/GregAyres.
73* This episode contains the beginning of the RunningGag that Keiichiro is mentally deficient.
74-->'''Satsuki:''' ''Keiichiro what are you retarded?!''\
75"Now we'll never find who the ghost is! [-I hope to god you're adopted...-]
76-->'''Keiichiro:''' ''(babbles incoherently and then laughs)''\
77'''Amanojaku:''' I think [Satsuki]'s right. You ''are'' retarded.
78* Leo acting like a diva after getting the main role of the school play, despite the fact that nobody (besides his parents) thinks he can act.
79** Including one blink-and-you-miss-it line from Leo:
80-->'''Leo:''' Everybody knows Keita got that role on a CastingCouch!
81** Hajime taking him down a peg or too is also gold:
82-->'''Hajime''': I don't know, something doesn't feel right about this. The lead is supposed to be this really hot dude with an enormous schlong that all the chicks dig, and look who's got cast.
83-->'''Leo''': What're you saying? That I'm so physically repulsive no girl would want me?
84-->'''Hajime''' : [[BluntYes Yeah,]] [[BrutalHonesty pretty much, tiny.]]
85-->'''Leo:''' I'm hung like a mule!
86* This BigLippedAlligatorMoment:
87-->'''Howard's Husband''' Aren't you glad we came, Howard? They're so cute.
88-->'''Howard:''' They're not cute, and for the last time, we're not having kids together.
89* Amanojaku's statements about the play.
90-->'''Amanojaku:''' So, every line the nerd says in the play will come true, huh? This'll be the first R-rated bloodbath to be performed at an elementary school! Sweet! Hehehehe! ''(vanishes from the tree and appears in front of the kids)'' By the time he realizes that he's cursed, his parents'll be childless well before the second act! Oh my stars and garters, I DO love show business!
91* The Sealing Chant for the [[MonsterOfTheWeek Ghost of the Week]]: "Kutabe, Kutabe, kick the bucket! Kutabe, Kutabe, you can suck it!"
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94[[folder: Episode 4]]
95* Hajime's reaction to the music teacher catching him and Satsuki running in the hallways.
96-->"Oh man, the music teacher! What a ''bitch''!"
97* As Satsuki stands in-front of the old schoolhouse, she looks up, and sees a flock of CreepyCrows sitting on the building, watching her:
98-->'''Satsuki''': [[LampshadeHanging Nice. Subtle.]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting WHY DON'T YOU JUST DRAW A TARGET ON ME!?]]'''
99* The old schoolhouse statue giving us one hell of a BigLippedAlligatorMoment.
100--> '''Statue:''' ''[In a high-pitched voice]'' You have any books written by black people? ''[suddenly deep voiced]'' '''Yeh!'''
101* Satsuki trying to run.
102--> "This is what I get for skipping PE class... [[PasteEater and my Liquid Paper habit]]..."
103* Satsuki trying to comfort a sobbing Keiichiro, who wears a cow-spotted pajama.
104-->'''Satsuki:''' I told you, I'm going to be fine. Why are you still crying?\
105'''Keiichiro:''' Because these pajamas are gay!
106* As Leo tells about the piano ghost to Satsuki, out of the blue he also mentions that there's another story about a [[TeenPregnancy pregnant cheerleader]] circling the school, but nobody reacts to it. He continues with the explanation and again out of nowhere adds that the cheerleader is pregnant with twins. The next day he has an EurekaMoment when he realises that Satsuki can just use earplugs to protect herself from the piano ghost, and blames his preoccupation with the [[RuleofThree cheerleader story]] for not thinking of it sooner.
107* The piano ghost makes a phone call to Satsuki, impersonating Leo, claiming he has some new info and asks her to:
108-->'''Piano Ghost!Leo''':...[[LampshadeHanging meet me at the scary, isolated pay-phone, on the bad side of town]].
109** When Satsuki tells the group about the ghost impersonating Leo on the phone, we get this glorious bit of InsaneTrollLogic from Leo, who still has some of his sudden egomania from the last episode:
110--->'''Leo''': Of course he impersonated me, I'm the best actor.
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113[[folder: Episode 5]]
114* This exchange, demonstrating Momoko's hypocrisy.
115-->'''Satsuki:''' ''(seeing the ghost runner)'' Nice ass.\
116'''Momoko:''' ''*gasp!*'' Do not lust in your hea—Jesus, you're ''right''.
117** Becomes something of a BrickJoke when the ghost is facing his own inner demon…
118-->'''Satsuki:''' ''(voice-in-head)'' Keiichiro believes in you! [[MoodWhiplash Nice ass.]] Keiichiro believes in you! NICE ass!
119* The gang is trying to find solutions to Keiichiro's bullying problem when Momoko politely gives her advice.
120-->'''Momoko''': (offscreen) ISAIAH 63:1!!! (onscreen, calmly) [[AsTheGoodBookSays Stride forward in the greatness of His strength.]]
121* Hajime's attempts to motivate Keiichiro in track practice using a call and repeat.
122---> '''Hajime:''' Time to go Great Santini on his ass! YOU WANNA BE AN AIR FORCE RANGER! YOU WANNA LIVE A LIFE OF DANGER! YOU DON’T WANNA GET RAPED BY STRANGERS! C’MON, WHAT ARE YOU, LITTLE SIDEKICK?! JOHNATHAN BRANDIS?! RUFF MACCIO?! MATT BATTAGLIA?! IS THAT WHO YOU WANNA BE?! DO YOU WANNA BE A CATCHER OR DO YOU WANNA BE A PITCHER?! YOU WANNA BE A PITCHER. A PITCHER! A PITCHERRR!!!!!
123** and "Think of a big black man chasing you! [Keiichiro falls on his face] ...well, he's not racist."
124* This…
125-->'''Leo:''' "Oh-my-god-what-the-hell-is-happening-here-[[LipLock these-are-the-fastest-lip-flaps-I've-ever-had-to-sync]]!!!"
126* Satsuki's lampshade hanging of a DullSurprise moment.
127-->"Hold on… Give me a sec… But this ''hurricane!?''"
128* The principal when he tells off Satsuki and Hajime…
129-->"Do you know what these parents'd do to me if we canceled? I'd have to hear about little Billy and Suzie, [[INeedAFreakingDrink and there's not enough booze in my office]]!"
130* After the storm suddenly clears up, some kids in the background exclaim, "Woo-hoo, sun's out!" before singing an off-tempo and off-key version of [[{{Theatre/Annie}} "Tomorrow"]].
131* Keiichiro's response when the ghost tells him about his friend.
132-->'''Keiichiro:''' "It must be nice to have a friend. Everyone here hates me."
133** Shortly before that, Keiichiro asks the ghost why he doesn't have any shoes.
134--->'''Keiichiro:''' "Don’t you have any money for shoes? Did the Crips beat you up and take yours too? They took mine and now my dad only buys me cheap ones from Payless."
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137[[folder: Episode 6]]
138* The group keep mistaking Babasare for Music/BarbraStreisand.
139** And Leo at first mistakes the Babasare for his blind date.
140*** Speaking of Leo's blind date, this line:
141--> '''Leo:''' How in the world did kids ever get laid before the internet? Praise Jehovah… That’s right. I’m 6’1, 180, brown-brown, 9 inches cut. Uh… cut, you know, like in uh… As in - I’ve been uh… I’m Jewish.
142* How the ghost tricks Keiichiro into believing she's Satsuki...
143--> '''Babasare:''' ''(With Satsuki's voice)'' Move your ass.
144--> '''Keiichiro:''' It ''is'' you!
145* Keep in mind that Keiiciro is a [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior first-grader]] when he says this:
146--> '''Keiichiro:''' ''[is playing ''VideoGame/DarkChronicle'', dies]'' I died! Dammit! Where's that room where I can have sex with a hooker? Get laid!
147* Even with the recent scares, the cast can't stop being [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan snarkers]].
148--> '''Satsuki:''' So... what, the stupid ghost made it rain? That's retarded.
149--> '''Leo:''' It's Babasare, not Storm from the X-Men.
150* Momoko trying to get Satsuki to sing with her:
151--> '''Momoko:''' Oh, Satsuki, let's sing! ''[sings]'' Jesus loves me- '''''COME ON, YOU KNOW THE WORDS!'''''
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154[[folder: Episode 7]]
155* "Thepeopleinmyhouselooklikemyfatherandmybrotherafteraneyemastersexambutit'snotthem!"
156** "Yeahboogitadidggitdagoogitydigdigdigtikikiti!!"
157* The scene where Satsuki and Hajime try to tell an already-mirrored Sakata about the curse, and mock his monotone voice.
158* When Leo gets back to his apartment and finds his mother playing a deactivated Playstation, and she responds…
159-->"Come rub my nipples."
160** Later, while on the phone to Satsuki trying to explain the situation, this exchange happens…
161--->'''Satsuki:''' "Is it the Manischewitz again?"\
162'''Leo:''' "No, only three bottles this time. But that's not the problem. She's playing video games with the TV off!"\
163'''Satsuki:''' "What's her score?"\
164'''Leo:''' "Pretty good, actually. I'm not sure how, but she's got like a million points."
165* Upon coming home, Satsuki says hello to Keiichiro, who's been reflected.
166--> '''Satsuki''': Have you done your homework yet- oh, wait, you're dyslexic. [[WordSaladHumor Done your yet homework have, you? You, I'm answer, me talking hey to!]]
167* When Leo's reflection lures Hajime and Satsuki up some stairs in the school (both of whom should already know he's been assimilated by the new ghost threat taking over the town), the ghost dog with a man's face weighs in on the situation.
168-->'''Dog:''' "Oh, for God's sake, you kids are so stupid. You both deserve to die."
169* When Satsuki is at a loss on how to deal with the ghosts, Hajime chimes in:
170-->"OK, I'm sorry. [[BreakingTheFourthWall When are you gonna need another dramatic plot point]] until you decide to [[OnceAnEpisode whip out that damn ghost book!?]]"
171* This line from Hajime…
172-->"My B.S. Detector's goin' DING! I can read. Not well, but I can read! And [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THOSE! LETTERS! ARE!]] ''BACKWARDS!'' [Zooms up to a backwards number two] *{{Beat}}* Hello? Backwards? With the letters? Mirror image?"
173* Satsuki in the climax, poking a little fun at the animation…
174-->"Whoa. ''Whoa~! Wow!'' This is some trippy shit, homes!"
175** And after that:
176-->"Wow, [[DerangedAnimation was I trippin']], or did that work?"
177* Satsuki and Hajime running [[SpecialEffectFailure but they didn't animate the hallway moving]], so naturally their voice actors say "We're running but I feel like we're not getting anywhere"
178* Finally, Amanojaku's monologue at the very end of the episode.
179-->"But then everything was already reversed, which world would be the real world? Would it be the mirror world or this one? Maybe the reflection we see is real. Ever thought of that? Isn't that just ''freaking you out''? I mean, seriously, isn't that just whack crap? I'm playin' with your mind, man. And you know what the weird part is? I'm not even high! Not a bit. Totally sober."
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183* After Satsuki's computer experiences a BSOD, Leo tells her the problem is a short circuit between the chair and the keyboard. At first it might seem like Leo's trying to sound more knowledgeable about computers than he is, that why he's talking nonsense. Then it hits, that what's between the chair and the keyboard, is ''Satsuki''.
184* After all the computers in the classroom shut off, two background characters exchange banter:
185--> '''Boy 1:''' Wanna go get lifted?
186--> '''Boy 2:''' ''[in inexplicable [[MisplacedAccent Jamaican accent]]]'' Sounds irie, mon.
187* The entirety of this line, delivered by no one other than [[TheFundamentalist Momoko]]:
188--> '''Keiichirou:''' Trainupachildinthewayheshouldgoproverbtwentytwosix. What's a homepage?
189--> '''Momoko:''' Very good little Christian soldier, and you should never see homepages. You see... The internet was a blessing from the Lord Jesus to spread the word of God throughout the world, but pedophiles and Muslims stole it and used its holy power to seduce children like yourself into sin.
190--> '''Keiichirou:''' Get out!
191--> '''Momoko:''' Not "get out", get saved!
192* Leo tells Hajime over the phone, that he's at the train station, but it's completely deserted, and he's starting to freak out. Hajime's reaction?
193--> '''Hajime''': [[MushroomSamba You smoked all of it, didn't you?]]
194* While waiting for Leo at the train station, Hajime was chasing Keiichirou with his not-Franchise/{{Gundam}} repeatedly saying:
195-->[[VideoGame/ZeroWing Allyourbasearebelongtous]], Allyourbasearebelongtous, Allyourbasearebelongtous, Allyourbasearebelongtous
196* When Leo abruptly ends his phone call with Hajime, Hajime assumes it's because Leo had a booty call.
197* The kids' motivation for saving Leo? Not that he's their friend, but because they're hungry and can't go out to eat without him. It becomes a BrickJoke at the end of the episode when Satsuki tells Leo that ''he's'' treating them to dinner.
198* This line from Leo:
199-->I've been left behind, forgotten… like a Black family in [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Bush]] America!
200* When Leo refuses to board the boat that goes across the Sanzu River:
201-->'''Datsueba:''' ''"Hang on, I have to do something. Check this out."''
202-->''Datsueba rotates her head 360 degrees and transforms into a monster''
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205[[folder: Episode 9]]
206* This one is pretty much a Crowning EPISODE of Funny. Nearly ''every single line'' is '''gold'''.
207* At the beginning of the episode, when Satsuki sees Mio for the first time:
208-->"Ohhh, her... Ohhhhhh... Ewwwwww..."
209** Hell, almost every line that Satsuki says in regards to [[CreepyChild Mio]], especially her reaction when Mio gives her a rabbit key chain.
210--> Satsuki: (smiling, but clearly terrified) Greaaaaat. Please don't hurt me.
211* The utterly bizarre squealing hog sound the escaping rabbit makes before Mio catches it.
212** Note that this wasn't even some kind of funny addition for the dub, the noise is directly from the original Japanese version of the episode.
213* Upon seeing Mio's talisman…
214-->"It's a Nick Nolte voodoo doll!"
215* Just about every single word that comes out of Mio's mouth in the second half of the episode.
216-->"So I dragged my happy ass out in the pourin' rain." ''[-[mockingly]-]'' "'Come bring me back to life!' he says. 'I'll be good, I promise!' he says. 'I won't turn into a big, ugly, horrible, monster rabbit…' [-*inhales*-] HE SAYS!"\
217"Shirotabi, [[SorryIFellOnYourFist please forgive me for bringing you back to life.]] [[HeelRealization I know now that it could never work between us. As much as I wanted to, it could never be!]] Not because you're a rabbit... but because you're ''[[FantasticRacism black.]]''"
218* The main characters observe Mio from behind a low wall, where they're easily visible. Leo points out he doesn't think they hid very well. Sure enough, just two seconds later, Mio mentions in her speech to Shirotabi that she can see them.
219* Mio lampshades the fact that she's doing every cliche thing you're not supposed to do in a horror setting.
220-->"And in the movies, this would be the part where I foolishly trust you not to kill me. …And stick my hand in the cage!"
221-->*Bunny starts to transform*
222-->"You son of a bitch!"
223* Mio talking about Shirotabi:
224-->'''Mio:''' When he died I was so sad that I would never hear that voice again... His laugh...
225-->'''Shirotabi:''' ''[-[very low pitched & ugly laugh]-]''
226-->'''Mio:''' His funny little requests...
227-->'''Shirotabi:''' Touch me.
228-->'''Mio:''' His reprimands...
229-->'''Shirotabi:''' ''Touch me harder!''
230* Mr. Sakata presenting Shirotabi's children to the group.
231-->"Guess now's as good a time as any... you see kids, the boy bunny has this thing called a penis, and he sticks it into the girl's bunny vagina. Then the girl bunny starts acting like ''she'' owns that penis..."
232* Mio's reaction upon seeing Shirotabi's offspring.
233-->"YOU TWO-TIMING SON OF A BITCH! WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF THESE LITTLE BASTARDS?!"
234** Sakata's explanation immediately before that…
235--->"You know how sometimes the man totally screws the woman over? Well, this friend of mine doesn't want another kid, but her husband does. They're not using any birth control 'cause they're married and the guy actually finishes inside of her. Needless to say, she was PISSED! Isn't that just awful?"
236* As mentioned on the main page, they turn the EverybodyLaughsEnding on its head by adding in a SpaceWhaleAesop about paying child support on time.
237-->"Deadbeat dads are not cool!"
238* This exchange:
239-->'''Hajime''': I met BJ Bridgett in the woods for a Wednesday usual, and I found something even more interesting in the animal graveyard.
240-->'''Satsuki''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice You're a]] [[BestialityIsDepraved rabbit]] [[ILoveTheDead necrophiliac]]?
241* Satsuki has a moment of realisation regarding Mio and the talisman, punctuated by sharp strings on the soundtrack. Doing triple duty as [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn leaving the background music on]], LampshadeHanging, and [[GenreSavvy genre saviness]], Satsuki points it out:
242-->'''Satsuki''': [[PsychoStrings Violins.]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no.]]
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245[[folder: Episode 10]]
246* They managed to make the ''trailer for this episode'' hilarious.
247-->'''ScaryBlackMan:''' "Yo, du'! 'Dere's dis dark tunnel, an' once you get up in 'dere, you ain't never comin' out! ''Think I'm lyin'?! Hell naw dis nigga ain't lyin'! Think I'm messin' wit'chu?? F[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] you, man!!'' …What am I talkin' about?"
248* Hajime's reaction to coming across a roadworks barricade is pretty great:
249-->"Oh perfect, it's in Japanese. Jing chong nong ning tao. Wait, that's Chinese. Luckily I can speak barricade.
250* The scene where Hajime and Satsuki carry milk bottles becomes a lot funnier when Hajime's facemask makes him TheUnintelligible.
251* Most of the taxi driver's dialogue, but particularly his opening rant.
252-->'''Driver:''' "I know what you're all thinking – Why aren't I Pakistani or some stoned, dreadlocked Jamaican? Well, you're all just being racist. Creepy Japanese men can be cab drivers too, you know. But women should never be allowed to drive."
253* The exchange between the driver and his daughter…
254-->'''Daughter:''' "Daddy? Cinnamon called and said you should get tested."\
255'''Driver:''' "Oh that Cinnamon. Such a kidder."\
256'''Daughter:''' "Maybe you could cheat on your test like you taught me for math!"\
257'''Driver:''' ''[-[mockingly]-]'' "I'm clean, I promise!"
258* Hajime and Leo dying.
259-->'''Leo''': It looks like this is the end, my dear Hajime...\
260'''Hajime''': I ain't giving you a [[NeedAHandOrAHandjob reach around]]!
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262
263[[folder: Episode 11]]
264* Momoko's reaction to Satsuki's clothes.
265--> "[[AsTheGoodBookSays James 1:14 'Each one is tempted by his own evil desire.']] But I think your skirt is helping them out, Slutsuki - I mean Satsuki."
266* Keiichro getting scolded for wandering off.
267-->'''Satsuki:''' "Get back here! You know how many child molesters there are in Japan?"
268** Especially ironic, given that this is one of the rare allusions to the characters living in Japan, despite the surplus of [[TakeThat wisecracks]] aimed at American media and politics leading one to believe that the characters are just as [[FakeNationality American]] [[ActorInspiredElement as their voice actors.]]
269* Satsuki being a dick to Keiichiro and her father.
270--> (''picking up plates after dinner'') What kind of four-year-old eats bell peppers. Come back here! I am not doing these dishes alone again! I mean it! I'm not the damn maid! Hey, listen, dad, how about you and I discuss your non-corporal-punishment stance? Gah! Don't eat his crumbs, we're not poor!
271* And then right after that, it shows her washing the dishes.
272-->"Maybe we are poor. ''Where's the damn dishwasher''?!"
273* And her father says "and I thought her mother's voice grated on me."
274* Mr. Sakata when he informs Satsuki her father's in the hospital
275--> "Miyanoshita! I've been lookin' everywhere for you! You need to go to Central Hospital! And I've gotta take a dump! Your father's been in an accident and I'm about to have one!"
276* A BrickJoke from the previous episode:
277-->'''Mr Sakata:''' "Later, kids. I'm off to hook up with this 'Cinnamon' chick."
278* "I'm Merry Mary!" (''Very loud coughing and hacking'') "I'm at the cigarette store!"
279* This line about the building used at the episode's climax.
280-->'''Hajime:''' "Just a sketchy, scary, abandoned square-dancing hall. Music/TobyKeith played here (Nazi)."
281* This line from Momoko:
282--> "Merry Mary called my house too, Satsuki (I'm unlisted so I don't know how she got my number). I tried putting my Patty Prayer doll on the phone, but those two did ''not'' get along.
283* The shot of Satsuki's dad holding Merry Mary to his crotch.
284* "NO! I WANT TO PLAY [[Film/TheTexasChainsawMassacre TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE]]! But [[TakeThat not the remake]]!"
285* "DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON! [[NoFourthWall Oh wait wrong movie!]]"
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288[[folder: Episode 12]]
289* Turning what was meant to be a touching pinkie-promise moment into "pull my finger".
290* Amanojaku turning an OffModel moment into cracking jokes about Keiichiro's supposed mental deficiency… right after he mentioned losing his entry form for the Special Olympics.
291* Good ol' Dad bringing up molesting a doll in the last episode.
292* Satsuki mentions she doesn't like hospitals because of this one time... which changed the scene of her dad comforting her as her mom died into him saying "Listen Satsuki you only get a chance like this once in your life! Alright who's first!!" as he runs in.
293* Momoko is priceless in this episode.
294** Her backstory from before she became a born-again Christian:
295--->"Remember how I told you that I met your mother at the Exodus Homosexual Conversion Camp? Well, that was only one floor of the hospital. The floor I was on was the rehab wing. Before I met Jesus, I was really f*cked up. And a slut. Anyways..."
296** Her revealing the backstory of Satsuki's parents:
297--->"She starts going on and on about how there's this party, and she gets wasted, and she'd never slept with a guy, and go figure, she gets knocked up, and now she thinks she's gotta marry this dude... you know where this is going, don't you?"
298** And her thoughts on Satsuki's mom:
299--->"Looking on the bright side, she must've been bi, because you got a little brother. I mean, she slept with the guy at least twice. I mean, she didn't ''have'' to have you..."
300* This line from Satsuki: "I come from a long line of quasi-lesbian ghost killers! I'm not afraid of your ugly draggy ass!"
301* Kayako lampshading how some of the photos in her album were OffModel.
302-->"Oh, and your ''father'' always thinks it's so cute to cross his eyes in pictures--''SEE? SEE?'' Lo-look, he did it there!"
303* Most of Kayako's letter in the English dub. She wrote her kids a last letter while dying in the hospital - but was on pretty heavy drugs the entire time and was clearly tripping balls. Not to mention the total lack of a filter in a letter ''to her children.''
304-->"Look at what I was wearing, oohh... horrible! I mean, even after I married your father I still dressed like a dyke. [[TemptingFate Hope I didn't put that pink suit picture in there]]... ''Oh, God DAMMIT!''"\
305"But for all his flaws, I really did love [your father]... and the hot, sweaty, wall-slammin' sex we used to have! Wooooow!"
306* This completely random GratuitousSpanish conversation.
307--> '''Nurse:''' "¡No corran ''in the'' hospital, cabrones!" [[labelnote:English]]Don't run in the hospital, bitches![[/labelnote]]
308--> '''Satsuki:''' "Perdón, ¿has visto un niño que ''luce'' que está en ''la'' primo graro?" [[labelnote:English]]Excuse me, have you seen a boy that appears to be in first grade?[[/labelnote]]
309--> '''Nurse:''' "¡No, estúpida!" [[labelnote:English]]No, dumbass![[/labelnote]]
310--> '''Satsuki:''' "Adios, ¡gracias!" [[labelnote:English]]Bye, thanks![[/labelnote]]
311--> '''Nurse:''' "¡Dije que no corran!" [[labelnote:English]]I said don't run![[/labelnote]]
312** [[BilingualBonus Even funnier when you understand Spanish.]] The translation and pronunciation are slightly off.
313** Said nurse is credited as "Infirmita de la Mexicana", [[BlindIdiotTranslation which literally means]] [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels "Infirmita from the Mexican female"]][[note]]''Enfermera mexicana'' is the correct way to say "Mexican nurse"[[/note]]
314* Amanojaku's reaction to Satsuki, Keichiro and their father having a family hug, crying on each other's shoulders after reading the letter.
315[[/folder]]
316
317[[folder: Episode 13]]
318* Hearing [[Creator/VicMignogna Tamaki]] express his love for boobs as Da Vinci is priceless.
319** "Let's see… Purple. For your hair. [-*heh*-] Can't tell ''this'' is a goddamn anime."
320** "Motorin'~" (set up by an earlier reference to Momoko as "Sister Christian")
321** Vic being credited as "Obi Frostips".
322* When the kids first see Da Vinci:
323-->'''Satsuki:''' "It's Maria Shriver!"\
324'''Da Vinci:''' "That's Mrs. Schwarzenegger to you!"
325* "But if someone were to paint the same painting I painted, Da Vinci will probably be reborn... oh, that is just bullsh*t is what that is!"
326* This conversation:
327-->'''Amanojaku:''' [[ShoutOut Isn't it ironic - dontcha think?]] Daughter unwittingly paints the picture that brings back the ghost mommy banished. ''Someone call Canada! We need Music/AlanisMorissette, STAT!''
328-->'''Satsuki:''' [[IResembleThatRemark I oughta know...]]
329* Da Vinchi's rants about painting The Last Supper are doubly hilarious when you consider the fact that Vic is a stout christian.
330* Just before the mid-episode [[FadetoBlack fade out]], Satsuki [[BreakingtheFourthWall tells the audience]] to stop trying to peek up her skirt while she's facing away from the FourthWall, reminding everyone that it's a [[RuleofPerception 2D drawing]].
331* Kayako has the same deep, masculine voice as a child that she has as an adult.
332* The chant used to get rid of Da Vinci:
333--> ''Paint, paint dry real quick, Da Vinci is a big, fat dick!''
334[[/folder]]
335
336[[folder: Episode 14]]
337* The cast is unsure whether the episode is ripping off ''Film/TheRing'' or ''Film/TheGrudge''.
338* Once again making fun of Pakistanis driving cabs.
339* Momoko's father arrives late at the hospital due to a meeting, prompting Momoko's mother to complain about how they never have sex either due to him being busy with work. Momoko's mother then tells her husband that she intends to divorce him if Momoko dies.
340* The Head Surgeon tending to Momoko becoming TheUnintelligible.
341* The BrutalHonesty of one of the nurses regarding Momoko's situation.
342-->'''Nurse:''' "Oh, you precious little lamb, she's a goner."
343* When Momoko is talking to the others in the school's infirmary...
344-->'''Momoko:''' "Hey, wait a minute...why didn't you guys bring me any candy? Or flowers? Are you even my friends?? ''Get out.''"
345* [[BrokenRecord "Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Goddammit! Goddammit! Goddammit! Goddammit!"]]
346* Satsuki's reaction to a bizarre facial expression near the beginning of the episode:
347-->'''Satsuki''': "Oh, damn anime; look what's happened to my eyes!"
348* "My daughter's dead and you're making food jokes?"
349* Shizuko's mother is simply hilarious. Here are some of the highlights:
350-->"Shizuko was, quite a little tramp. Not my fault. I tried to raise her right. I guess once a slut, always a slut!" (''breaks down in tears'')\
351"Her fiancé was engaged once, before. Probably... probably to some ugly, fat girl, you know? Music/WynonnaJudd, Kortney Wilson, maybe Neil Carter!"\
352"She never got to do the things she wanted to do! Cure cancer, win the Noble Peace Prize, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick have a four-way with Jude Law, Clive Owen and Danny Glover]]."
353** What’s even funnier is that if you listen closely, the “tears” Shizuko’s mother seems to break down into sounds somewhat like her VA is trying to [[{{Corpsing}} keep from laughing]].
354* Upon hearing that Shizuko's engagement ring was never found, [[AllJewsAreCheapskates Leo]] asks her mother if it was expensive, to which she replies that she doesn't think so, as her fiancé got it at Jared's.
355* Leo falls to his hands and knees, begging Amanojaku for help. Amanojaku's reply?
356-->'''Amanojaku:''' Oh my heavens, I'm like the Wailing Wall! Get up, I can't stand to see the Jews suffer any more.
357[[/folder]]
358
359[[folder: Episode 15]]
360* The cursed chant.
361-->"Oh spirit of bitches, oh soul of skanks... and the fanboy's spawn whose breath is rank. Hear my prayer, oh powers that be... with Curious by Britney and glitter from Claire's Boutique, OH MY GOD! F[bleep] me Satan! ''F[bleep] me Satan!'' ''F[bleep] ME SATAN!!!'' (beat)Ahem, sorry about that... Grant our wishes and deep desires. To hell with right and wrong. Bitch! ''I'M ON FIRE!!''"
362* "Heil Hitler" (at the end of their ritual, Shinobu makes a hand gesture that happens to look exactly like a Nazi salute)
363* "Sometimes yes means no!" "And sometimes you're a bitch".
364* When Satsuki calls one of her friend's home:
365-->'''Satsuki''': "[[GratuitousJapanese Moshi, moshi?]] I mean, hello. I'm sorry to call you at this hour, can I speak to Tomomi?"\
366'''Old Lady''': "[[SassyBlackWoman Tomomi? Ain't no Tomomi girl livin' here, sober up!]]"\
367'''Satsuki''': (gasps and drops the phone)\
368'''Old Lady''': "[[SassyBlackWoman Get'cho crackhead ass into some rehab, I ain't got time for this bullsh-]]"\
369'''Satsuki''': (looking horrified as the phone beeps) ''Motherf[bleep]er!''
370* Mr. Sakata taking attendance... of everyone who's cut class, prompting calls of "Here!" from increasingly silly disembodied voices.
371--> '''Mr. Sakata''': Girardi?\
372'''Girardi''': I'm-a here!\
373'''Mr. Sakata''': Campbell?\
374'''Campbell''': Soup.\
375'''Mr. Sakata''': Namunchuk?\
376'''Namunchuk''': ''(tongue-clicking and spitting)''\
377'''Mr. Sakata''': Sprek'tamegenkai?\
378'''Sprek'tamegenkai''': ''(digitized beeping)''\
379'''Mr. Sakata''': Crapper?\
380'''Crapper''': ''([[ToiletHumor shitting sounds]])''
381* Amanojaku's greatest line: "Run! She's a ghost ''AND'' a bitch!"
382** Double as a BrickJoke from earlier where he states that whoever tricked Satsuki into performing the ritual was [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs either a bitch or a ghost]].
383* [=Shinobu/Yamime=] is chasing Satsuki up some stairs. For some reason, she feels the need to cheerfully exclaim, [[NonSequitur "Wheeeeee!!"]] while she does this.
384* The many {{take that}}s given to Creator/VicMignogna, including Satsuki's ending narration.
385-->"Actually, I never really dated Vic. He had terrible body odor. But then one day, he was abducted by some gay Hells Angels, and was [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Never. Seen. Again.]]"
386* A student's background conversation.
387-->"My dad calls her a whore, but I call her mom!"
388[[/folder]]
389
390[[folder: Episode 16]]
391* [[LargeHam "LOOK OUT, TED!"]]
392* The montage of [[CrossesTheLineTwice poor people jokes]]:
393-->'''Hajime:''' So that's where the minorities live.
394-->'''Keiichiro:''' I'm gonna get bet up, aren't I?
395-->'''Satsuki:''' More like mugged and sodomized.
396** And later, as they sprint up the stairs:
397--->'''Hajime:''' Now I know why poor people bitch all the time!"
398--->'''Leo:''' I'd hate to be carrying all those babies!
399--->'''Momoko:''' If they have to climb stairs like this everyday, why are they all so fat?
400--->'''Satsuki:''' I saw ''Film/SuperSizeMe''. It's the french fries!
401* "Would you do it for a [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Scooby Snack]]?
402* When Satsuki grieves about her missing family, she bawls at the fact that they'll never get picked for ''Series/ExtremeMakeoverHomeEdition''.
403* The show ''finally'' becoming comfortable in its audacity and removing the {{sound effect bleep}}s.
404-->'''Satsuki:''' ''[-[to a doll she found on the floor]-]'' "Looks like it's just you and me, Raggedy Ann."\
405'''Doll:''' ''[-[obviously Satsuki voicing it]-]'' "Call me Barbie!"\
406'''Satsuki:''' "Fine. Looks like it's just you and me, Barbie." ''[-[looks at the camera]-]'' "I'm going [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] crazy!"
407[[/folder]]
408
409[[folder: Episode 17]]
410* Hajime has two extra lip-flaps where the Japanese voice actress said "UsefulNotes/{{Baka}}". What does he say in English? [[NoIndoorVoice "I'M HUNG!!"]]
411* The pay-phone scene.
412-->'''Normal Phone Bot Voice:''' "The number you have dialed is no longer in service."\
413-->'''Heavily Accented Yelling Voice:''' "HEY! Maybe if they'd pay their ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' phone bill, you could call again!"\
414'''Satsuki:''' "Asian trash. Can't even pay their stupid phone bill."
415** Made even funnier when you take into account that [[BoomerangBigot Satsuki (and every other character in the series) is Asian herself]].
416* Yuki's scream every time someone, including herself, mentions the blood-stained lake[[note]]"AHHHHHHH!"[[/note]].
417* Yuki (who is no older than eleven) openly espousing her theory about [[BlackIsBiggerInBed a man's race contributing to his penis size]]… then admitting she's "a size-queen from the word go".
418** That leads to this exchange during a demon attack…
419--->'''Hajime:''' "Don't worry, Yuki! I'll stand extremely close to you!"\
420'''Yuki:''' "You're gonna have to stand closer. I can't even feel it!! And people wonder why I prefer black people..."
421** …which leads to Yuki completely losing interest in Hajime, ignoring him when he offers to stand near her again.
422* "I'd put that down if I were you. All our furniture and electronics have tracking devices. I've seen your kind here, before. ''Jew.''"
423* Yuki and the others are discussing the blood-stained lake ([[RunningGag *Scream!*]]), but Hajime tries to tell her that it's just a regular blue lake:
424--> '''Hajime:''' "No, I'm serious, bitch! ''[-*points at lake*-]'' I swear to God, ''blue.''
425** "Sure it might be blue now, but soon it will be redder than Republican Texas."
426* This piece of dialogue when Miyuki's picture starts leaking blood from the picture frame:
427--> '''Yuki:''' ''*screams*''\
428'''Hajime:''' "Don't do that!"\
429'''Yuki:''' "I can't help it! Can't you see ''what's happened to the picture!?'' The one beside the bunny, ASSHOLE!"
430* About 11 minutes into the episode, when the group sees Miyuki's hat in the lake, the voice actors all start spouting off random dialogue that doesn't make sense at all to what's going on in the episode, or what they're saying to each other for a good 20 seconds.
431* "This way! This way to '''''safety'''''!"
432[[/folder]]
433
434[[folder: Episode 18]]
435* The episode begins with an end-of-school broadcast:
436-->Alright everybody, it's 4:30, school is finally over. ''*beat*'' Time to go home, load up that bong and watch ''{{Anime/Pokemon}}''!
437* Most of the lines from the female teacher, Bobbie Matsushima, are gold. Like this rant, given to Satsuki:
438-->"I was giving you an F on that terrible term paper you did, when [the girl] came in complaining of cramps. I ''tried'' to be consoling... but I really don't like her. If her mother didn't tell her what a fucking bitch blood and pain is every month, it ain't my goddamn problem."
439* On the one hand, this episode has probably ''the'' most dated jokes in the series, thanks to Creator/HilaryHaag's [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush anti-Bush rant]] where she makes explicit reference to the botched government response to Hurricane Katrina.[[note]] A number of Katrina refugees ended up in Houston, where this dub was recorded.[[/note]] On the other hand, anyone who remembers the era will likely find humor in the somewhat-less-dated slams of Creator/{{NPR}} and [[UsefulNotes/AmericanCourts Clarence Thomas]].
440-->"Our president is an idiot and liar! God bless America: land of free speech!"
441* Amanojaku gives us this gem after explaining the {{Monster of the Week}} to the group:
442-->"God, you are four of the ugliest fucking kids I've ever had the misfortune of ever laying my eyes on, I can't wait for this bitch to kill you."
443* Ms. Matsushima shows up while the kids are trying to get into the radio room, and Keiichiro tearfully admonishes her, "The least you could have done... was to invite my sister... to have sex with you and Mr. Sakata! Now she'll die a virgin!"
444[[/folder]]
445
446[[folder: Episode 19]]
447* Creator/LuciChristian's dead-on impersonation of Nancy Grace during the ColdOpen, where she refers to Anderson Cooper as "America's favorite homosexual newscaster". HilariousInHindsight when you remember that this dub was recorded in 2005; Cooper didn't come out of his TransparentCloset until six years later.
448* The Headless Rider's backstory in Leo's narration is so wrong on so many levels it's hilarious.
449-->'''Leo''': Kinda like the Headless Horseman, but not. No. This guy is a member of a Gay Leather Hell's Angels Club...or was. You see one day on their way to their annual homosexual orgy, this guy stood-up on his bike and was mooning his family in a station wagon. So he was looking at a hot teenager at the backseat -this is pre-condom 70ies- and didn't see the low-hanging overpass. Well, needless to say when this guy went looking for a head the next time, it took on a whole different meaning.
450* Momoko tells Satsuki that her cousin won't like her.
451-->'''Satsuki''': Yes he will! I have a great rack, awesome legs and a cute butt!
452-->'''Momoko''': Do you have a penis?
453-->'''Satsuki''': And a big... what?
454-->'''Momoko''': A penis. I know you're kind of manly, but I doubt you have what Maki's looking for. You see Maki is a filthy anal pirate and gives oral pleasure to men.
455-->'''Satsuki''': So he's gay.
456* Replacing [[ShesAManInJapan Momoko's female stylist cousin from the original Japanese with a]] CampGay [[ShesAManInJapan man]] is already funny on its own, but then there's Then this...
457-->'''Stylist:''' ''[-[to Satsuki]-]'' "*scream!* My product! *scream!* My face! *scream!* ''Your'' face! *scream!* …GET OUT!"
458* Then there's the way the dub handles Satsuki putting the ghost to sleep by giving him a head, and Hajime tackling her to save her from decapitation. DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything
459* The kids' reaction to the motorcycle ghost getting trapped in the clown doll's head. As the head rolls towards them and the ghost starts trying to break out, they all stare at it in utter confusion, asking "Huh?". Then when the ghost manages to free his front wheel (but nothing else), they start ''laughing''. Then the head rolls into the water, and they all ask, "What?"
460* The ghost is still trying to cut off their heads though, so Keiichiro [[LIsForDyslexia reads from the diary]]: "'Ghosts extremely are headless spirits strong cautious must so be you after put even sleep. It while capture little power trying itself while resurrect crawl emitting...' minute a wait, 'trying crawl...' that's yeah it, 'sleep while it emitting resurrect capture.' Well of course!"
461-->'''Momoko''': Wait, wait... say what?
462** In yet another OffModel moment for Amanojaku, he's shown with his mouth hanging open and his right eye almost closed as Keiichiro reads so the dub has him going "duhhh".
463* The group belittling the Japanese writers after escaping the Headless Rider's pursuit by [[WeaksauceWeakness wearing their scarves]].
464[[/folder]]
465
466[[folder: Episode 20]]
467* '''Leo''': ''"There's some weird red fog at the school and [[WeirdAside I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to]] [[EnforcedPlug Geico]]"''
468* Adding in new sound effects for RuleOfFunny…
469** Turning the crank to close the fire door in the old schoolhouse plays "Pop Goes the Weasel".
470** The procession of ghosts past a window is overlaid with barnyard noises.
471* Amanojaku's PreMortemOneLiner upon making his HeroicSacrifice...
472-->"Think ''Film/BrokebackMountain''."
473* Momoko's attempts to convert Keiichiro throughout the series culminate in this exchange after Kaya the cat is revived at the end of the episode:
474-->'''Keiichiro''': "Hey, where's my ''talking'' cat?"
475-->'''Kaia''': *meows*
476-->'''Hajime''': "A sound effect! [...] So Amanojaku's... gone?"
477-->'''Momoko''': "God, in His infinite mercy, has taken Amanojaku into His loving, forgiving bosom."
478-->'''Keiichiro''': "Well your God ''sucks''! And He's... mean." *sobbing* "I WANT A CAT THAT TAAALKS!"
479* Satsuki shows no restraint lampshading the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue.
480* Nearly everyone in this episode has EndOfSeriesAwareness, and mentions it constantly.
481--> '''Keiichiro''': "It's the final episode, you'd think they'd help us."
482--> '''Satsuki''': "It's the final episode, why should they ''care''?"
483** Satsuki's final line: "Show's over."
484** Amanojaku engages in one final bit of chatter: "I'd like to thank my agent, my manager, Steven Foster for writing such a gay-friendly but still mainstream script that spoke to the universe..."
485[[/folder]]

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