Line #15 Funny/GamerPoop


1	!!In general:
2	* The way that the word "these" is pronounced in the phrase, "Let's get to bashing butts as well as DEEZ nuts!" is a pretty popular gag.
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6	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gSLN-S3b-I "NOTHING LIKE FAMILY."]]
7	* [[https://youtu.be/EdEUyUJjQIw?t=1m39s "With Enough chems, You can turn up for days!"]]
8	* From the same episode, the scene with a pregnant Sarah Lyons. [[CrossesTheLineTwice The hilarity just keeps piling on in layers!]]
9	* A super mutant [[ChestBurster chest bursting]] out of the Lone Wanderer's mom? Deranged but funny. James busting a cap in it GangsterStyle? Very funny. Everyone else in room ''scolding him for killing her baby?'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hilarious]].
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12	[[folder:''Mass Effect'']]
13	* Two lines that completely sum up the ''Franchise/MassEffect'' series:
14	-->'''Shepard:''' [[StoryBranching Making hard decisions]] and [[RomanceSidequest owning females]], that's what being a leader is about.
15	-->'''Shepard:''' I'm Commander Shepard, but I guess [[DysfunctionJunction I'm now your therapist]].
16	* Upon hearing there is a [[RougeAnglesOfSatin sechs]] tape of Liara and Ashley, Shepard does the most impressive [[DoubleTake double take]] ever by spinning his head 360 degrees!
17	* Creator/MarkMeer [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYT66ALUUss speaking Shepard's most infamous GamerPoop line]].
18	* Even the characters are expecting running gags:
19	-->'''Ash:''' [[DCupDistress I hate my titties]].
20	-->'''Shepard:''' HEY. They're fine, Ash. They're SO damn fine. I think they're just stuck in those super-tight clothes.
21	-->'''Ash:''' Shepard, I just-
22	-->'''Shepard:''' Shh. ''[[[FingerMuzzle Puts a finger to her lips]]]'' We'll get them out of there safely, Ashley. Together. For Earth. I promise. ''[Starts to walk away]''
23	-->'''Ash:''' Shepard, wait...that's it?
24	-->'''Shepard:''' Oh, right! [[RunningGag We'll bang, okay?]]
25	* This exchange from the second ''Franchise/MassEffect'' episode:
26	-->'''Shepard:''' ''The Reapers aren't the problem anymore. Kids are. Damn kids playing around with cocks.''\
27	'''Liara:''' ''On the internet.''\
28	'''Shepard:''' ''Damn truth. Can you control your damn children? ... There was a boy, back on earth. Couldn't have been more than six or seven. I watched him screwing Reapers. DEAD Reapers.''\
29	'''Garrus:''' ''Damn whore.''\
30	'''Shepard:''' ''As the Normandy escaped the attack. It's nothing I haven't seen before. I had to join them.''\
31	'''Ashley:''' ''What the hell?''\
32	'''Shepard:''' ''Nothing wrong with me, is there?''\
33	'''Garrus:''' ''Damn whore.''
34	* Likewise:
35	-->'''Shepard''': Let's move before the Reapers realize what we're up to.\
36	'''Anderson''': Negative. There can be no retreat! ''No retreat!'' No stepping back. No stepping ''forward''. And no destroying Reaper forces.\
37	'''Shepard''': But first sign of any trouble, f*ck 'em all!\
38	'''Anderson''': DAMN IT! Negative! No defeating the Reapers! NO DEFEATING THE REAPERS! Innocent people die!\
39	'''Shepard''': And if they don't?\
40	'''Anderson''': SAY AGAIN?!\
41	'''Shepard''': ''(silence)''\
42	'''Anderson''': Exactly.
43	* "But you stole a young child's plaything... and inserted it into your plaything." Made even funnier by the reveal of a Magneto action figure when the camera zooms out.
44	* Liara neglects her waste disposal needs before the mission. The line sounds so natural, you'd think Creator/AliHillis herself voiced it.
45	-->'''Liara''': [[BigNo NO!]]\
46	'''Shepard''': What is it?\
47	'''Liara''': I FEEL A [[PrecisionFStrike SHIT]] COMING!\
48	'''Shepard''': How bad?!\
49	'''Liara''': [[MathematiciansAnswer BAD!]]\
50	'''Shepard''': DAMN IT! [[WhatTheHellHero WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BEFORE THE MISSION]]?!\
51	''[NonStandardGameOver]''
52	* Dr. T'Soni is a [[ClosetGeek closet fan]] of ''{{Franchise/Transformers}}'' against Matriarch Benezia's wishes.
53	-->'''Liara''': I've studied Transformers my entire life. My mother hid them from me. \
54	'''Shepard''': What? Seriously? Fuck your mother. [[IBangedYourMom I know I did]]. \
55	'''Liara''': [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness SHEPARD, SHUT]] [[PrecisionFStrike THE FUCK UP]]!\
56	'''Shepard''': [[ThousandYardStare 0_0]]\
57	'''Liara''': It must have been such a joke to her when I became Optimus PRIME! transforms\
58	'''Shepard''': [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Oh, quit showing off]].
59	* Wrex does not take it well when he learns that Garrus molested Shepard.
60	-->'''Wrex''': I found out Garrus had access to your ass and destroyed it.\
61	'''Shepard''': Uh oh.\
62	'''Wrex''': [[WhatTheHellAreYou I don't understand you, Shepard]]. I think you enjoyed it.
63	-->[[AsideGlance Shepard glares]] [[DeathGlare at Garrus]].\
64	'''Wrex''': Shepard?\
65	'''Shepard''': Yeah?\
66	'''Wrex''': I was wondering... [...] Maybe you could teach the females how to take it like a champ?\
67	'''Shepard''': [[NoJustNoReaction WH]][[FlatWhat AT?]]\
68	'''Wrex''': It's time to step up, Shepard.\
69	'''Shepard''': I don't think--\
70	'''Garrus''': [[{{Jerkass}} He'll do whatever it takes]].\
71	'''Shepard''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Kill yourself]].\
72	'''Garrus''': Shepard...\
73	'''Shepard''': No. You don't get to be angry about that. More importantly, p*ssy's my friend.\
74	<later>\
75	'''Shepard''': Liara. We'll bang, okay?\
76	'''Liara''': [[ShoutOut My body's]] [[{{Creator/Nintendo}} ready]].\
77	'''Shepard''': And Garrus, [[YouMonster hope you]] [[SelfHarm kick yourself]] [[GroinAttack in the balls]] [[GetOut on the way out the door]].
78	* ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' could've ended the same way episode six starts.
79	-->'''Shepard''': I wasn't going to ask, but... Catalyst, how does one last long in bed?\
80	'''Catalyst''': [[MathematiciansAnswer No]]. [[SpeedSex You can't]].\
81	'''Shepard''': Why?\
82	'''Catalyst''': I stop that from happening.\
83	'''Shepard''': [[FlatWhat What]]? Bullshit.\
84	'''Catalyst''': You won't last. [[EvilIsPetty I created the Reapers so that never happens]].\
85	'''Shepard''': [[ThisIsUnforgivable You son of a bitch]].\
86	'''Javik''': Commander, [[ThrownOutTheAirlock throw it out the airlock]].\
87	'''Catalyst''': No. Don't.\
88	<As the Citadel opens, [[TakeThatScrappy the Catalyst is thrown off and sent screaming]]>
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91	[[folder:''The Elder Scrolls'' series]]
92	* The bard that launches into a hammy rant about how much he misses Imperial soaps and...MOIST TOWELETTES. [[FanDisservice He provides a demonstration as well.]]
93	-->'''Witness:''' [[LampshadeHanging "Intriguing, but highly disturbing..."]]
94	* You have to admire this particular exchange for its multifaceted humor and nested punchlines.
95	-->'''A:''' [[IBangedYourMom May your mother's tongue be rough in my throat! May her dry vag loosen upon my lips.]]\
96	'''B:''' [[SubvertedTrope Brother]], I'm not sure she would like that. Mother is far too proud a woman for that.\
97	'''A:''' I suppose you're right.\
98	'''B:''' Why don't you try sis?\
99	'''A:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Brother, that's disgusting! That's our sister!]] And you know she tastes like aunt Agna.
100	* From [[Videogame/TheElderscrollsVSkyrim Skyrim 10]], Ysolda and Carlotta Valentia [[VolleyingInsults trade insults]] because the latter won't teach the former a spell for breast augmentation. After a few rounds, Carlotta taps her chin, hmms in thought, and calls Ysolda [[{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}} "Aquaman."]] Everyone in the area gasps dramatically in horror.
101	* The sheer amount of fan-submitted artwork of Jarl Balgruuf [[Film/{{Titanic1997}} drawn like 'one of your fancy French girls']].
102	* "I'll have you know that there's no PUSSIEEEEEE"
103	* The entire skit between The Dragonborn and Alduin in Skyrim 18:
104	** The skit begins with the Dovahkiin [[RealMenWearPink pulling out a basket to pick flowers]]. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext No explanation is ever given as to why.]]
105	** Alduin introduces himself:
106	-->'''Alduin:''' Dovahkiin!\
107	'''Dovahkin:''' ''GirlyScream''\
108	'''Alduin:''' You ''[[BigStupidDooDooHead buttface]]!'' ''(echoes)'' buttface... buttface...
109	** Which leads to a brief cutaway to two [[LiteralMetaphor butt-faced farmers]] each wondering if someone called him.
110	** Alduin then proceeds to InfoDump on the Dragonborn, represented by his lines overlapping each other while [[FunWithSubtitles the subtitles for each line fly randomly across the screen]], including both a FreezeFrameBonus that says "explains his entire plan+backstory," and an easily missed "Parthunaax [[SophisticatedAsHell is wack]]," before concluding with:
111	-->'''Alduin:''' And now...my [[{{Pluralses}} brains]] is [[MySkullRunnethOver full.]] I have ''feasted'' upon many great crayons. RAAAAH!
112	** To which the Dragonborn turns around and...
113	-->'''Dragonborn:''' FUS ROH ''[[{{Fartillery}} (farts)]]''\
114	'''Alduin:''' ''coughs'' [[WhatTheHellHero What have you done?!]] What ''twisted words'' have you created [[ARareSentence with your mortal]] ''[[ToiletHumor anus?!]]''
115	** Cut to a title screen: "Congratulations! [[AWinnerIsYou You have defeated the Skyrims!]]"
116	-->'''Alduin:''' You are so ''wack'', Dovahkiin.
117	* From the same episode (Skyrim 18), there's the intro sketch involving a CreatorCameo of [=Mans1ay3r=] as a Redguard in his underwear [[note]][=Mans1ay3r=] himself is black in real life[[/note]] stealing Organic Vegan Child-Friendly Gluten Free Religious Chickens ([[TakeThat worth 1 gold but sold for 999]]), which he picks up in his arms and immediately gets arrested by a guard who identifies him as [=Mans1ay3r=] and says he has "enchanted armor" protecting him from [[BreakingTheFourthWall [=Mans1ay3r=]'s foul witchcraft that makes people say stupid things]]. He's immediately transported to a tropical beach where he lays in the water in his underwear.
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121	* From the [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV GTAV]] video:
122	-->'''Lamar:''' How am I gonna knock a bad bitch if I ain't got a penis?\
123	'''Franklin:''' ''WHAT?!'' brakes sharply Fuck, homie. Dat's sexy!
124	* When giving Faith money in the ''Videogame/TheWolfAmongUs'' video, the "character reaction" box says, "You chose not to kill the prostitute to take back your money... like you always do in [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto GTA]]."
125	* From the L.A Noire Gamerpoop: "This is America." "Let's change the subject." "This is [[LastSecondWordSwap Germany???"]]
126	* "[[ReallyGetsAround Mrs. Slut, Gloria SLUT]]" "Heyyyyyyy--"
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