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3	* Zartan asks Firefly if he still has all ten fingers. The latter waves his fingers before [[FlippingTheBird flipping up the two middle ones with a blank look on his face.]]
4	* Zartan as the president doing a TakeThat at North Korea:
5	--> "The U.S. nuclear arsenal is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over. 15, in the case of North Korea, just to be sure." The North Korean general shrugs in a "What did I do?" manner
6	* This scene:
7	--> '''Joe Coulton''': You alright? \
8	'''Lady Jaye''': Yeah. You alright? \
9	'''[[RetiredBadass Joe Coulton]]''': My cholesterol's a little high.
10	** Followed by an utterly unamused eye roll from Jaye, which is amusing in itself.
11	* In the third trailer:
12	--> '''Duke''': Drive it like you stole it! \
13	'''Roadblock''': As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
14	* A lot of stuff that Zartan does while disguised as the President, which includes randomly playing ''VideoGame/AngryBirds'' while trying to get the other world leaders to surrender their nukes.
15	* Storm Shadow draws a throwing star to toss at Snake Eyes. [[CombatPragmatist Snake Eyes pulls out a gun.]]
16	* The entire scene with Duke and Roadblock playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' and Duke [[IDontKnowMortalKombat failing miserably]].
17	-->'''Roadblock''': Are you spinning? \
18	'''Duke''': Well, you got to cover 360... \
19	'''Roadblock''': You're ''spinning''.
20	** Also the shooting contest between the two involving a candlelit cupcake. Duke botches his, Roadblock goes [[{{BFG}} big]] and eviscerates the pole with a handheld Browning M2 .50 cal machine gun.
21	** In the rec center, Snake Eyes, Jinx and Storm Shadow get into a MexicanStandoff with Block, Jaye and Flint.
22	-->'''Roadblock''': ''[Gun pointed to Snake's head]'' I think I'm faster than you, Snake Eyes. \
23	''[Snake Eyes looks down - he has his gun pointed at Block's crotch]'' \
24	'''Roadblock''': Damn ninjas.
25	* Lady Jaye's disguise as a FOX news reporter.
26	* Joe Colton's [[WallOfWeapons massive]] [[CrazyPrepared arsenal]]. Including the code to open up the concealed slide-out armory: 1776.
27	* In the scene featuring nuke launches, the text on the French launch console suffers from a hilarious case of BlindIdiotTranslation.
28	-->POWER (as in, ''"strength"'')\
29	ARM (as in, ''the body part'')\
30	ABORT (as in ''"[[BlackHumor end pregnancy]]"'')\
31	MISSILE LIVE (as in ''"the missile is a life form"'')
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