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3	* ''Funny/FinalFantasyVII''
4	* ''[[Funny/CrisisCore Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core]]''
5	* ''[[Funny/DirgeOfCerberus Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus]]''
6	* ''Funny/FinalFantasyVIIRemake''
7	* ''Funny/FinalFantasyVIIRebirth''
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11	* After Tifa defeats Loz, the famous victory theme starts playing, [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn quickly revealed to be Loz's cellphone ringtone]].
12	* A mostly tearjerking scene, but when Tifa started [[WhatTheHellHero yelling at Cloud for giving up on himself and his new family just because of his inability to let go of the past (and Aerith's death)]], Reno and Rude hurriedly excuse themselves.
13	* Rude gets a billboard dropped on his head, then Reno lands on him, and then his sunglasses are stepped on by Reno.
14	* Rude's look of despair as his trusty sunglasses are crushed, and his subsequent producing of an identical pair from inside his jacket.
15	** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent It's even funnier]] [[RunningGag the more times you see him do it.]]
16	* Rude again. Cloud beats the stuffing out of Bahamut SIN, and goes [[CoolBike chasing]] after Kadaj with his [[LetsGetDangerous serious face]] on, while Rude utterly fails to climb a wall of tarp and lands flat on his back, flailing like an upended turtle.
17	* Cloud goes to meet with Rufus, and Reno rushes to attack him, prompting Cloud to calmly sidestep and lock him out behind the door. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent The entire sequence is filled with his muffled shouting to be let back in.]]
18	* Rude & Reno's comments to Loz & Yazoo about Jenova, and Loz's reaction.
19	-->'''Reno:''' It's Jenova's friggin' head...\
20	'''Loz:''' HEY!\
21	'''Yazoo:''' I will not have you talk about Mother that way!\
22	'''Loz:''' You MEANIE!\
23	'''Rude:''' Our apologies.\
24	'''Reno:''' Your ma's cool.\
25	''({{Beat}})''\
26	'''Reno:''' What the hell am I saying!?
27	** Before that when they confront Yazoo and Loz at the center monument, "claiming" to not know where Jenova is, accidentally spilling the beans in the process, and [[NeverMyFault Reno can only look back and forth at Rude and blame ''him'']].
28	--->'''Reno:''' Where we've hid her is classified info! Hehe.\
29	'''Yazoo:''' So, you ''do'' know where Mother is.\
30	'''Reno:''' Uh, yo- Rude...! You and your big mouth! ''[[[LeeroyJenkins attacks]]]''
31	** ThoseTwoGuys ''again''. After Bahamut SIN shows up, Reno, during his initial charge against Yazoo and Loz, halts and swings his baton back, [[OffhandBackhand whacking]] Rude square in the face.
32	** Just immediately after seeing Bahamut SIN.
33	--->'''Reno:''' [[OhCrap Hello!]]\
34	'''Rude:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Hell no.]]
35	** Then as they flee.
36	--->'''Reno:''' Is it after us!?\
37	'''Rude:''' [[DontLookBack I'm not lookin]]'!
38	* [[PsychopathicManChild Loz]] is just full of laughs at every turn.
39	** "[[BlatantLies I'm NOT crying]]!"
40	** During the Highway Chase when he uses his bike-mounted guns.
41	--->'''Loz:''' Ba-bang! Ba-ba-ba-bang!!!
42	* In ''Complete'', hearing Marlene imitating Barret's manner of speech for a moment was just too hilarious for words. Picture a six-year-old girl talking like Mr. T, and you get the idea.
43	* While everyone else upon showing up to the Bahamut SIN fight leaps into battle, Yuffie takes a moment to clear up something with Tifa.
44	-->'''Yuffie:''' Alright, who's been touching my Materia?\
45	'''Tifa:''' The bad guys, naturally.\
46	'''Yuffie:''' Ooooooo! ''runs into the fray''
47	** And just after she lands and throws a winning smile, she has to choke something back. Yuffie suffered from airsickness in the game.
48	* Just the whole conversation between Reno and Rude on the bridge during the motorcycle chase.
49	-->'''Reno:''' So this...thing? Got any bite to it?\
50	'''Rude:''' Shinra technology at its finest.\
51	'''Reno:''' Oh, so YOU made this.\
52	'''Rude:''' If nothing else, it's...flashy.\
53	'''Reno:''' Ooh, good.\
54	'''Rude:''' You love it. I know.
55	** [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Please note that they are using sexy, aroused voices in the English version]]. [[HoYay Seriously, it almost sounds like they are hitting on each other.]]
56	* Also in ''Complete'', after Yazoo takes out the helicopter by launching his motorcycle at it and shooting the controls.
57	-->'''Reno:''' You okay?\
58	'''Rude:''' ''(hanging on the outside of the helicopter as it's falling out of the sky)'' [[SarcasmMode Oh, I'm just peachy.]]
59	* Marlene to [[TheStoic Vincent]]:
60	-->"You don't have a phone?!"
61	** Later turns into a BrickJoke when he arrives in Edge asking where he can find one.
62	*** Even more so in ''Dirge of Cerberus'', where one of the first things you see is Vincent's shiny new phone. With a custom skin.
63	* Marlene throwing a Materia at Loz's head. It's so subtle it earns a chuckle, [[MoodWhiplash until...]]
64	* ''"What up fool, it's Barret. I'' am ''the man!"''
65	* Rufus tries to butter up Cloud with ThinkOfTheChildren rhetoric, and actually sways him for a minute, but then Reno jumps in and reveals Rufus' ''true'' motivations.
66	-->'''Reno:''' C'mon, Cloud, think about it. Together we can rebuild SHINRA!\
67	''(beat)''\
68	'''Cloud:''' Not interested. ''(leaves)''\
69	'''Rufus:''' ''(hissing)'' Reno...
70	* Cait Sith spends pretty much the whole entire fight against Bahamut clinging on Red XIII for dear life. (Without the moogle he can't fight thus he can't really do anything)

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