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3	* Those {{Lampshading}} nameless {{NPC}}s:
4	--> [[WelcomeToCorneria Don't you hate it when you are talking to someone and you've got absolutely nothing to say?]]
5	--> Do you always talk to random strangers on the streets? Get a life!
6	--> You entered our home uninvited, but it's okay since we are such hospitable people.
7	--> Who the hell are you and why are you talking to me?!
8	* Speaking of nameless {{NPC}}s, there's a soldier in the tavern of Elysium Castle [[CasanovaWannabe trying to impress a girl]]. When you talk to each of them, this is what they say:
9	-->'''Soldier:''' I lead about a hundred men. That's right. They all praise me for my excellent leadership and courage. Of course, they're blessed to be in such good company.
10	-->'''Woman:''' ''Help.''
11	* One bookshelf in the Hall of Memory. Ancient knowledge, translated and restored... or [[OhWaitThisIsMyGroceryList someone's grocery list]].
12	-->When you come home today, don't forget to buy some eggs and milk on the way.
13	* Luther's introductory scene is a ''masterpiece'' of InsaneTrollLogic.
14	-->'''Luther:''' Everyone knows vampires play organs! That means if you're playing the organ, you are most likely a vampire!
15	-->'''Daniel:''' I... see.
16	-->'''Luther:''' Oh, and undead creatures have also been seen roaming around.
17	-->'''Daniel:''' But the organ music is much more important?
18	-->'''Luther:''' [[SarcasmBlind I see you understand]].
19	* While escaping a prison:
20	-->'''Daniel:''' We'll try and sneak out.
21	-->'''Ayara:''' Sneak out? You mean break our way out with force, sir?
22	-->'''Daniel:''' Shh.
23	* After the fight against Trevor and Sick, Daniel comments on Trevor's {{BFS}}:
24	-->'''Daniel:''' And what the hell is up with that ridiculous sword, anyway? It's more like a huge slab of iron.
25	-->'''Sick:''' He's [[CompensatingForSomething compensating]].
26	* This little snippet of dialogue after getting the [[WarpWhistle Portal Key]]:
27	-->'''Jovian''': Ah, come on, let's try it! [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong What's the worst thing that could happen]]?
28	-->'''Angel:''' The end of the world?
29	-->'''Daniel:''' ...I'll take my chances.
30	* More of Daniel being [[DeadpanSnarker subtly snarky]], this time when challenged about meeting with an enemy commander in person:
31	-->'''Leonius:''' You can't do that! What if they capture you?
32	-->'''Daniel:''' Well, I'll get to meet Rock either way, won't I?
33	* Recruiting Ice, formerly of the Caretakers. He's ''just'' a bit traumatized after that dragon incident.
34	* Reod can be obtained by having any of the other [[VideoGameStealing thieves]] with you. If you hold off recruiting Reod and use [[TheMafia Marcello]] as the thief, you get this [[DeadpanSnarker one liner]]:

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