Line #20 Funny/EvangelionReDeath


1	There are many, MANY SugarWiki/FunnyMoments within this fandub.
2	* The SEELE (or rather Di$ney) members (whose names are now those of celebrities they happen to resemble) speaking to Gendo about EVA Unit-01.
3	-->'''Billy Dee Williams (SEELE U.S.):''' Which brings us to our next item on the itinerary. Conan?\
4	'''Conan O'Brien (SEELE UK):''' Yes. Recently, there have been some complaints about Unit-01's design. Some people think that it's a little too, um...\
5	'''David Hasselhoff (SEELE Russia):''' Dull?\
6	'''Woody Allen (SEELE France):''' Ugly?\
7	'''Bob Dole (Keel):''' [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} TINKY WINKY!]]\
8	'''Conan:''' That's right, Bob Dole! The EVA Unit-01 is colored... purple, which we all know is the ''pride'' color. And that thing on its head is ''obviously'' a ''phallic'' reference.\
9	'''David:''' Hey, what does "phallic" mean?\
10	'''Conan:''' ''(whispering)'' It means "penis".\
11	'''David:''' Oh...
12	* Asuka has Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's voice. HilarityEnsues.
13	* Misato proclaiming, "This is a great make-out spot!" before turning to Shinji and staring at him with a vacant, shit-eating grin.
14	* Misato drunkenly talking attempting to lay down "ground rules" for Shinji and Asuka.
15	-->'''Misato:''' Okay, this is MY house, and we need to lay down some ground rules! Woo! That was a good beer! I have...TWO [[{{Pluralses}} breasteses]].\
16	''(Shinji and Asuka stare blankly, then look at each other)''\
17	'''Misato:''' Not ONE.\
18	''(Shinji and Asuka stare)''\
19	'''Misato:''' But TWO!\
20	''(Sound of Misato hitting the table. Snoring.)''\
21	''(Shinji looks at Asuka)''\
22	'''Shinji:''' How many breastseses do you have?\
23	''(Asuka looks to the side and crosses her arms)''\
24	'''Asuka:''' [[VocalDissonance N]][[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger o]].
25	* Shinji falls over in the Evangelion.
26	-->'''Shinji:''' ''(groaning)'' [[GroinAttack My groin]]!\
27	'''Misato:''' Damage report!\
28	'''Hyuga:''' Sensors indicate [[GroinAttack serious trauma to the groin area]]!\
29	'''Misato:''' [[ShareTheMalePain That's gotta hurt!]]
30	* Gendo. Just Gendo.
31	-->'''Gendo:''' All female personnel please report to... my office for... breast inspection.\
32	'''Gendo:''' ''(picks up his phone and clears throat)'' Gendo. You may... speak. ''({{beat}})'' What?! No! 'Course they're clean! Who do you think you're talking to?!? My ladies are ''always''... on time.\
33	'''Conan:''' That brings us to something else we need to talk about, Gendo. You see, me and the other members of DI$NEY are becoming quite concerned, and, frankly, I'm becoming concerned, too. That is to say...\
34	'''Bob Dole:''' ARE YOU A PIMP, GENDO!?!\
35	'''Gendo:''' I don't have to put up with these wild allegations-- ''(phone rings)'' Hi. This is... Gendo. Yeah. [[NotHelpingYourCase Plenty of womens.]] Sure, they do whatever you want. ''({{beat}})'' Well, maybe not ''that''.
36	* As the Evas are getting ready for launching against the Eleventeenth Angel.
37	-->'''Aoba:''' We are detecting urine contamination in Eva-01's entry plug!\
38	'''Misato:''' ''(sighs)'' Shinji, are you peeing in the plug?\
39	'''Shinji:''' ''(huddles in the plug)'' ...No.

Context Funny / EvangelionReDeath