Line #48 Funny/Eminem


1	Music/{{Eminem}} is considered one of the funniest rappers of all time. Whether it's on the microphone or outside of music, he always knows how to make the audience laugh.
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3	* In the music video of "The Real Slim Shady", Em dressed up as Music/BritneySpears. He really got into character -- rocking her outfit from the "Baby One More Time" video and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCxtWNeZH-M the behind-the-scenes footage of him transforming into Britney]] is priceless.
4	--> "[[BigOMG OH, MY GOOOOOOOOOD!]] [[LargeHam I'M A GIRL!]]"
5	** Fred Durst and Creator/CarsonDaly fighting over Music/ChristinaAguilera, who is real for one scene, but is a blow-up doll for the rest. The fight gets so rough that the doll goes flying.
6	** This line, paired with the accompanying image of his FaceOnAMilkCarton:
7	--->'''Shady:''' And Dr. Dre said: Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
8	** Shady dressed in a superhero get-up, complete with a plastic ass strapped to his pelvis, attacking Music/{{NSYNC}}.
9	* The ending of "Kill You" from ''Music/TheMarshallMathersLP''.
10	-->"... I'm just playin', ladies, you know I love you."
11	* As seen in one of his interviews...
12	--> '''Person who asked''': Is being Eminem hard?
13	--> '''Eminem''': Well, my dick is hard.
14	* This line from ''As The World Turns'' from ''Music/TheSlimShadyLP'':
15	--> ''Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick / [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Den Den Den Den DEN DEN, Go Go Gadget]] Dick! / Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it / [[GagPenis It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage]]''
16	* This little exchange in "Kim" from ''Music/TheMarshallMathersLP''.
17	--> ''Kim!! KIIIIIIMMM!! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? NO you think I'm ugly!!''
18	* From "'97 Bonnie and Clyde" from ''Music/TheSlimShadyLP''.
19	--> ''There goes Mommy splashing in the water! No more fighting with Daddy, no more restraining order!''
20	* The reference to LFO's "Summer Girls" in "Marshall Mathers".
21	--> ''Music/NewKidsOnTheBlock sucked a lot of dick, boy/girl groups make me sick. And I can't wait to catch all you faggots in public. Imma love it.''
22	* In a sick, BlackHumor way, "My Fault" from ''Music/TheSlimShadyLP''.
23	** Also in a sick, BlackComedy way, "Brain Damage", also from ''Music/TheSlimShadyLP''. [[GainaxEnding Especially the ending.]]
24	* In ''"Role Model"'', also from ''Music/TheSlimShadyLP'', Eminem claiming he was the one behind the O.J. murder case.
25	--> ''Killed 'em both then smeared blood on the white Bronco ([[CrossesTheLineTwice We did it!]]'')
26	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3cjjhUpaWk Eminem goes back to high school.]]
27	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8QEX0Rmm48 I'm On Everything]]. Lyrical highlights include: Royce [[Film/TheHangover finding a tiger in his bathroom]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight upon waking up]] then comparing himself to [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros the Mario brothers]] in terms of shroom consumption, Em [[ToiletHumor letting one rip]] at the notion of sobering up, Em and Royce spelling out precisely how crazy they are ([[Music/GwenStefani B-A-N-A-N-A-S]] and C-O-C-O-N-U-T respectively), etc.
28	* "The Kids" from the UK edition of ''Music/TheMarshallMathersLP'', with Shady lecturing children on why doing drugs is bad, replete with his best [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Mr. Mackey and Cartman]] impersonations.
29	** "My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? FUCK NO, you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut!"
30	* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY video]] for "Without Me". CrossesTheLineTwice? More like ''pole vaults'' over fifty lines simultaneously.
31	* "Insane" takes BlackComedy up to eleven, [[SerialEscalation and then further than any human being can comprehend]].
32	* The Intro track to ''Music/TheMarshallMathersLP'' is just your usual "I don't care what you think" rant, but it becomes this when [[CrossesTheLineTwice it promises that]] [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Slim Shady is going to kill you for no reason at the end.]]
33	* Although "Hailie's Revenge" is known for being equal parts UnstoppableRage and SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, the short exchange in The intro is actually pretty hilarious:
34	--> Em: Hailie?
35	--> Hailie: What?
36	--> Em: C'mere baby... bring Daddy his [[Film/EightMile Oscar.]]
37	--> Hailie: Okay.
38	--> Em: We're gonna [[AssShove shove it up Ja Rule's ass!]]
39	** Again in the song's outro.
40	--> Hailie: Dad, is Ja Rule taller than me?
41	--> Em: Naw, you're about the same size.
42	* This line from "So Much Better", part of The Marshall Mathers LP 2:
43	--> [[Music/IceT I've got 99 problems]] [[Music/JayZ and a bitch ain't one]] - she's all 99 of 'em, I need a machine gun!
44	* From "So Far...", also from the same album:
45	--> Went to Burger King, [[CallBack they spit on my onion rings]]. I think my karma's catching up with me.
46	* The intro to ''Curtain Call''.
47	-->Whoo, hey, how you guys doin'?
48	-->You want more?
49	-->Alright, then '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]'''''
50	* [[https://i.imgur.com/ant5YMp.jpeg "Happy Fuckin Holidays"]]
51	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_DOnqHDxX8 The promo for his performance]] on Series/SaturdayNightLive, which has him completely stoic and almost non-moving, completely staring into empty space. However, there's the very end, where Kerry Washington states that there would be cupcakes after everything was done, and Eminem turns and says "I love cupcakes" nonchalantly.
52	* The Steve Berman skits. All of them.
53	-->"Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass. Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?"
54	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRqv7qRTcY4 This beautiful semi-parody Eminem did of]] ''Film/TheBlairWitchProject''. '''''[[NoIndoorVoice "DON'T FUCK WITH THE FUCKING WITCH!"]]'''''
55	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wYNFfgrXTI the "When I'm Gone" video]], you get to hear Em's voice coming out of the mouth of his daughter. It's offsetting, to say the least.
56	* From "Fast Lane" (by Bad Meets Evil):
57	-->''Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated''
58	-->''Just by the way that you lickin' them dick-suckin' lips, I'm agitated''
59	-->''Aggravated to the point you don't suck my dick, you're gonna get decapitated''
60	-->''[[CrossesTheLineTwice Other words, you don't fucking give me head, then I'mma have to take it]]''
61	* Pretty much the entirety of "Big Weenie":
62	--> "Your mouth is open, you're disgusting / What the fuck d'you eat for lunch / A bunch of sweets or something, what? / You munch a bunch of Crunch'n Munch?"
63	* "Rain Man". [[CrossesTheLineTwice All of it.]]
64	--> [[Music/DrDre Dr. Dre]] falls asleep mid-beat
65	--> Eminem: "Goddamn it Dre, where's the goddamn beat?"
66	--> Dr. Dre: [[DullSurprise "Yeah."]]
67	--> Eminem: "Anyway."
68	* "My 1st Single". All of it. It's about Em poking fun at mainstream artists by making a ‘first single’ that has no qualities of a single, and is more like a happy-go-lucky song about nothing important.
69	* "Ass Like That". That's all. Especially the outro.
70	--> Dr. Dre: "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] is wrong with you?"
71	--> Eminem: "Ha!"
72	* The entirety of "Can-I-Bitch" Eminem's hilarious TakeThat towards Canibus.
73	* The entirety of the Bad Meets Evil livestream that he did with Royce in promotion of Hell: the Sequel, particularly the things he writes on sheets of paper during the interview that he shows to the camera at random intervals
74	** Some gems include:
75	*** HELP! I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!! SEND RANSOM!!
76	*** I HAVE A WART ON MY BALLS
77	** When someone asks for them to [[{{Pun}} kick a freestyle]]
78	---> Royce: "Sure I can kick a freestyle that's why we're here right?" starts writing something "Gimme one second"
79	---> Em: "You want me to kick a freestyle or you want him to kick a freestyle"
80	---> Royce: holds up a sheet of paper with the word "style" hastily written on it and hands it to Em
81	---> Em: "What is that, 'style'?"
82	---> Royce: "Yeah here, it's free"
83	---> Em: "You're giving this to me"
84	---> Royce: "Sure"
85	---> Em: "It's free??!" rips the papers it was attached to off "IT'S A FREE STYLE" [[LiteralMinded proceeds to literally drop kick the sheet of paper]]
86	** Em asserting that he's the better looking of the two and showing off his cleanly shaven face
87	*** HilariousInHindsight given that he notably grew out his beard starting in around 2017 that's become a signature part of his look nowadays
88	** Em apparently cooks caviar and cereal, the latter of which he does so in a microwave.
89	* Now, general consensus is that the previously unreleased “FACK” is the worst song Eminem ever did. However, the fact that he decided to make it the first song on his GreatestHitsAlbum is such [[TrollingCreator master-class trolling]] you can’t help but laugh.
90	* In the music video for "Lucky You", Joyner and Em [[https://youtu.be/mvSItvjFE1c?t=167 suddenly stop and proceed to hang a]] {{Lampshade}} on the [[HumanoidAbomination red-eyed hoodie...]] [[BuffySpeak things']] SpontaneousChoreography [[OverlyLongGag for about a minute and a half]].
91	* Nick Cannon's laughably bad diss track "The Invitation" was BeneathNotice for Em, except for this tweet about a specific lyric...
92	-->'''Nick Cannon:''' ''I heard your chauffeur got a video of you sucking a cock/You paid him off then laid him off, now who really the opps?''
93	-->'''Eminem:''' I never even had a chauffeur, you bougie fuck. [[HypocriticalHumor You made my gardener so jealous!]]
94	* "Just Lose It" has more than its share of funny moments:
95	-->And it's cool if you just let one go/Nobody's gonna know/Who'd hear it?/Give a little "poot poot"/It's OK!/''[music stops, farts]''/Oops, my CD just skipped/And everyone just heard you let one rip!
96	** Then the hook has a GayMoment for Slim Shady:
97	--->Now I'm gonna make you dance/It's your chance/Yeah, boy, shake that ass/Oops, I mean 'girl'/'[[HaveIMentionedIAmHeteroSexualToday Girl, girl, girl!]]'
98	** Slim Shady dressed as [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Pee-wee Herman]]. Later in the song when Slim is running naked down the street, Pee-wee spots him while riding his bicycle and does the hook's "Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh".
99	** Shady dressed as Music/MCHammer.
100	--->'''MC Hammer:''' Alright, stop. ''(music pauses)'' Pajama time.
101	** When Music/MichaelJackson's hair catches on fire and he runs outside, the floor tiles coincide with his frantic movements.
102	* [[spoiler:Getting punched by none other than '''''[[Creator/MikeTyson Mike Fuckin' Tyson]]''''']] on the latter part of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_0JjYUe5jo Godzilla video]].
103	* From "Alfred's Theme":
104	--> '''Eminem''': ''I'm Diddy's Side Bitch!''
105	--> ([[MusicalisInterruptus The track stops.]] [[{{WhoWritesThisCrap}} Eminem audibly looks through his notes.]])
106	--> What the fuck? Hold on, wait. "I'm Diddy's Side Bitch"? Oh, [[MondegreenGag I'm Still East Side, Bitch]].
107	* From "These Demons":
108	-->'''Eminem''': I got a question (What?)
109	--> [[TakeThat What rhymes with Pariah? (I don't know)]] [[note]] The joke being that the obvious rhyme is "[[{{Music/MariahCarey}} Mariah]]".[[/note]]
110	--> Mm, uh, LEGO? (Oh shit)
111	* From "My Dad's Gone Crazy":
112	--> "[[AppealToFamilialWisdom It's like my mother always told me]]:
113	--> '[[SpeakingSimlish Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana]] and [[AddledAddict codeine]] and
114	--> [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood Goddamn it, you little motherfucker]]
115	--> If you ain't got nothin' nice to say, then don't say nothin'!"

Context Funny / Eminem