Line #11 Funny/DresdenCodak


1	* "Somewhere, [[http://dresdencodak.com/2006/02/13/trouble-in-memphis/ Niels Bohr walks amongst us, unobserved and]] '''immortal'''."
2	* [[http://dresdencodak.com/2011/04/19/dark-science-09/ This strip]], especially the dap
3	** Also, the fact that the leader is playing Tetris while talking.
4	* The reveal at the end of [[http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/07/the-sleepwalkers/ this]] comic: the whole thing is one of Kimiko's fanfictions.
5	* It's a small one, but seeing Kimiko go "pew pew" at the giraffe-things [[http://dresdencodak.com/2010/07/10/dark-science-03/ here]] can be quite amusing.
6	* [[http://dresdencodak.com/2010/06/03/dark-science-01/ The opening of]] [[http://dresdencodak.com/2010/06/10/dark-science-02/ the Dark Science arc.]] Aka: How Kimiko ended up looking for work in Nephilopolis.
7	** "This seems excessive on the bank's part."
8	* [[http://dresdencodak.com/2009/01/27/advanced-dungeons-and-discourse/ Advanced Dungeons and Discourse]]:
9	** "Get 'im!" [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere purf]] "Huh. He left. [[TheOmniscient Guess he knew something we didn't.]]"
10	** "This is the best game ever!"
11	* [[Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal Zack Weiner]]'s guest strip about the '''[[http://dresdencodak.com/2010/05/06/smbc-guest-comic/ Cat's Schrödinger]]''' thought experiment.
12	* [[http://dresdencodak.com/2012/09/26/dark-science-21/ "But... secrets!"]] That page and the next are full of howlers.
13	** "'Stressed' is 'desserts' spelled backwards. And your house is on fire?"
14	*** Caspar's face in that panel is also priceless.
15	* "'''[[http://dresdencodak.com/2013/07/04/dark-science-26/ Hello. We're friends.]]'''"
16	** Sadly, it's a TearJerker by the end.
17	* The classic [[http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/22/caveman-science-fiction/ "Caveman Science Fiction"]]. "Me am play gods!"
18	* The reason why Malchior's mind hasn't been ransacked yet:
19	-->'''Morningstar:''' Belphegor, what else have you retrieved from our friend?
20	-->'''Belphegor:''' Precious little. His mind is an unpalatable web of lies and deception. Suffice it to say, he's an ass.
21	-->'''Malchior:''' Undeniably.
22	* Kim meets her father. It's surprisingly amicable:
23	-->'''Kimiko''': [''Her words accompanied by portentous B&W images of her memories/dreams''] But I have these dreams of being a huge ancient warrior named Azra-El. And then I'm put in that tomb for 6,000 years, and then you wake me up. And then you told me these stories of me when I was a child, in your house in Usonia. But also maybe these are all just implanted memories that you put there with secret equations of--
24	-->'''Yeong-Soo''': Kim, I have no idea what you're talking about and absolutely none of that makes sense.
25	-->'''Kimiko''': [[HeroicSelfDeprecation Yeah]] [[NoPunctuationIsFunnier saying it out loud did not help]]
26	* After Kimiko has replaced her entire body apart from her brain with a full-body prosthesis, she [[https://dresdencodak.com/2019/07/02/dark-science-90-the-department-of-distraction/ goes to a place]] where cyborgs are charged $300 per prosthesis, with a gate they pass through that counts the number of prostheses they have. As she passes through it, she blows a kiss to the security camera. After she's passed through it, we see in the background that she ''broke the gate''.
27	* "[[https://dresdencodak.com/2019/12/27/dark-science-94-time-bomb/ If I had a nickel for every time someone monologued while trying to kill me.]]"

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