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1* Probably the most memorable part of the movie. When Simon is pinned down by Marcus as a vampire, he brandishes a crucifix at him.
2--> '''Marcus''': Sorry, sport. I'm an atheist.\
3[=*a spike pops out of the end of the crucifix*=]\
4'''Simon''': God loves you anyway. *cue EyeScream*
5* Later, Simon and Marcus have a rematch and Simon delivers this line:
6-->'''Simon:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Never! Ever!]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck!]] With an antiques dealer!
7* During the final fight, Solina is attacking Simon in a rooftop greenhouse and straddling him, trying to strangle him. Simon grabs a pair of gardening shears and opens them at her neck, ready and willing to get trimming. [[OhCrap Solina looks down at them in horror.]] {{Beat}}.
8--> '''Solina''': Simon...\
9'''Simon''': ''Better make it good.''\
10'''Solina''': You and I, we could-\

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