Line #13 Funny/Doug


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7	* Roger Klotz's obnoxious laugh. Every. Single. Instance.
8	* The closing credits, which feature Doug and Porkchop waving to the viewer. While Doug really gets into it (at one point he even waves with both hands), Porkchop gets bored, puts on his Walkman and starts dancing. When Porkchop notices Doug glaring at him disapprovingly, he grins sheepishly and runs off screen, with Doug in hot pursuit.
9	** In the first season, the background music would change to a piece from the other 15-minute story featured in the past half-hour when Porkchop put on his headphones.
10	* From the pilot episode "Doug Bags A Neematoad", as Roger and his gang of cronies are on stakeout, waiting for Doug to complete the titular event:
11	-->'''Roger''' ''(whispering)'': ''Ha!'' What a ''doofus!'' He actually ''fell'' for it!
12	-->'''Ned''': ''(shaking from the cold air)'' Aren't ''we'' the doofuses, Roger? [[DumbassHasAPoint We're the ones who've been waiting here since sunrise!]]
13	* In "Doug's Fair Lady", Doug was nervous asking Patti out.
14	-->'''Doug:''' I was wondering if you would... ''(looks at the sign Skeeter and Porkchop are holding, which says "Go to the fair, stupid")'' go to the fair, [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud stupid]]?
15	** Doug has cold feet of the idea asking Patti to go on the Ferris Wheel with him. That is, until Skeeter tells him that she could end up sitting with Roger. Cue Doug's ImagineSpot of Roger serenading her with a ''trombone''.
16	* "Doug's Sister Act":
17	** Doug's leaning on a set that Judy's friends move, which promptly results in Doug full on falling on the ground.
18	** "'There's a bomb in the lasagna'?" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmHlh6tQAO4 "A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA?! GREAT SCOTT!"]]
19	** "AAAAUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! MY ''WRITER'S'' BLOCK!!!!!!"
20	** "STOP! STOP! STOP! You're skipping ahead in the script Daddy!"
21	** "If you hear anything, [[ItMakesSenseInContext call me on the sponge]]."
22	* "Doug Gets Busted": The Jack Bandit fantasy sequence in which Mrs. Wingo calls on Patti to recite the Second Article of the Constitution, and Patti replies that it states that "The courts shall have the power to punish anyone who covers the science lab in molten lava."
23	** This exchange from early in the episode:
24	--> '''Doug:''' The reason the lava keeps shooting up into the air is... because I... love you.\
25	'''Patti:''' Huh?\
26	'''Doug:''' ...I mean, ''above'' you. The sparks go ''above'' you.
27	** And later, Doug's "farewell speech" to Patti when he thinks he's going up the river.
28	* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Mr. Bone talking on the phone, and]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall to tell the viewer to mind their own business.]]
29	* Doug's fantasy in "Doug's Big Nose" features Doug swapping his photo to Patti, only to get poked in the face by the growing nose inside the photo as soon as she opens it and for her to claim that his nose [[EyeScream poked her eye out.]] [[note]]And even better, to rewatch the scene again, you'll notice that it hit her on the ''chin''.[[/note]]
30	** There's also Doug's pathetic attempt to fake an illness to skip picture day, improvising perhaps the most ridiculous names for said illness (turkey pox, kangaroo flu, allergic reaction to beets).
31	** While in math class, Doug has an "accurate" calculation of how his nose will look like based on its growth...with his nose taking up his entire face by the time he graduated from college. Topping the scene is Patti's FacePalm and Skeeter's reply of "A nose with a college degree! Cool, man!"
32	* "Doug Throws a Party": Doug's fantasies during the Truth or Dare game are funny in part because they involve characters acting the opposite of the way we'd expect them to act. In one fantasy, Patti badmouths Doug and rants about how terrible their movie date from "Doug and Patti Sittin' In A Tree" was while appearing on a ''Series/LoveConnection'' style talk show (with Roger as host). In another, she flees in terror when Skeeter dares Doug to kiss her (something Skeeter would probably never do in real life), crashing through a door and leaving an ImpactSilhouette of herself while Doug tauntingly chases her ("Pucker up, here I come!"). And in a third, Doug imagines himself in a laboratory strapped to a table while Roger the mad scientist hypnotizes him and forces him to tell the truth about his feelings for Patti in a robotic monotone voice.
33	** On the opposite end of the spectrum: Roger's dare is, "I dare you to kiss Patti Mayonnaise!" Doug approaches Patti and kisses her on the lips, which dissolves into a beach scene at sunset, where Doug and Patti re-enact the famous scene in ''Film/FromHereToEternity'', ending with Patti passionately saying, "Oh, Doug!" Yeah, in your dreams, Doug.
34	** From the same episode, the ending: Roger dares Doug to take off Connie's hat and expose her bad haircut. Doug refuses, but Roger ends up snatching the hat off anyway. Connie's response is to punch him in the stomach and exclaim, "Why don't you ''grow up,'' you big baby?" Roger doubles over in pain and spends the rest of the night sulking on the Funnie's porch.
35	* Porkchop's jawdropping to the floor and him fainting when [[YourTomcatIsPregnant Roger's cat has kittens.]] Hell, the first half of the episode (especially the part where Stinky was singing with the other cats while lounging on the garbage cans) was very humorous.
36	** After accidentally getting Roger's cat, Stinky, sick, Doug has an ImagineSpot in which he, with hilarious nonchalance, informs Roger through phone that he killed his cat. Cue a hand merging from the phone to strangulate Doug mid-sentence.
37	* The ending of "Doug Gets His Ears Lowered", where Roger tries to chase off some squirrels who are laughing at the silly haircut "Fluke" gave him.
38	* In "Doug Is Hamburger Boy," it's funny that the only one who recognizes Hamburger Boy as Doug (immediately, and in full costume no less) is Skeeter's baby brother Dale. (Fortunately, since Dale is so little, Skeeter and Patti don't take him seriously.)
39	** "[[RunningGag Do I smell pickles?]]"
40	** Doug's first outing as a [[GoofySuit costumed mascot]] goes exactly as you'd expect:
41	-->'''Doug:''' So what would you like from the Honker Burger, little boy?
42	-->'''Little Boy:''' ''screams at the top of his lungs and starts wailing''
43	* The original pilot "Doug Can't Dance" has some bizarre slapstick happen to Doug, but what's really funny is when it happens to Stinky of all characters!
44	** Pictured above, Skeeter tries to teach Doug how to dance and somehow turns himself into a pretzel.
45	-->'''Skeeter''': (muffled) Say Doug, can you get my foot out of my pocket?
46	** Even better, Doug gives up rather quickly and Skeeter hobbles away, walking with his hands.
47	--> '''Skeeter''': See you at the dance, Doug. ''(honks)''
48	* Doug trying to seduce his teacher as Smash Adams in "Doug's Doodle". No, really.
49	-->'''Doug:''' I was just noticing what large...hair you have!
50	** Also from that episode, Doug's premature confession which lead to Mrs. Wingo saying:
51	-->'''Mrs. Wingo:''' Your paper is "My First Pair Of High Heels?"
52	* Nearly everything we've seen of Judy's art school, Moody School. In some of its art labs we've seen a guy chopping a car in half with a guillotine, a musician playing a watermelon slice like a violin, two opera singers singing in a room filled with water without oxygen gear, and a guy just ''floating in the air'' (and noticed Doug and Porkchop watching him).
53	* "My love lives under a rock...in Bluffington."
54	* When Judy is fired as director of the Founder's Day Pageant in "Doug's on Stage" and the kids are forced to go back to the "boring, traditional" way they've done the pageant before. The "boring, traditional" way is nevertheless funny because of the lameness of the dialogue and the wooden way in which the kids deliver their lines. Then there's Doug and Roger having trouble with their horse costume, forcing the curtain to come down and someone to hold up a sign reading "Intermission."
55	** And when Judy returns to take back the pageant and let the kids do it their way, there's Roger's rap as the "Pot Roast of Hospitality."
56	* Speaking of pot roast, Doug imagining getting chased by a pot roast when he imagines what the bone he found may've been.
57	* "Doug's No Dummy": Doug sweats so much backstage out of nerves that he's wringing it out of his shirt into a bucket, which Porkchop subsequently empties into a potted plant - [[ThatPoorPlant which subsequently dies.]]
58	** An ImagineSpot has Roger trying to project how terribly Doug will do in the talent show (that he unknowingly volunteered him in) as he has a comedy duo with Porkchop and [[EpicFail spectacularly mangling]] a common StockSchtick:
59	-->'''Doug:''' ''[chuckles nervously]'' But, uh, serious-seriously, my dog hasn't had a bite in a week, ''[chuckles]'' so, uh, so, uh, I ate him.
60	-->''[Audience loudly boos him]''
61	* "In other news, Mr. Bone wears pink underwear."
62	** Mr. Bone's SpitTake right afterwards.
63	-->'''Doug:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I didn't even know you wear pink underwear.]]\
64	'''Mr. Bone:''' '''''I DON'T!!'''''
65	* "Doug Can't Dig It": Doug's nervous about Judy performing at his school.
66	-->'''Judy:''' ''[in Doug's daydream, on stage, playing bongos]'' My soul... throbs! ... I am... your washing machine! ... Red towel ... Pink underwear! ... ''[while taking her final bow]'' ...DOUG LOVES PATTI!!!! ''[a giant picture of Doug and Patti appears above her hung from the rafters]''
67	** In the "real world" in the same episode, the musical number Judy and her friends perform while ordering at the Honkerburger.
68	-->'''Judy:''' Ketchup, mustard, mayo, lettuce, just return and don't forget us!
69	** Quite a few of Judy's antics in the episode. One scene has her prepping for her performance by screaming "I HATE YOU!!!!" at a mirror. And then, when Doug shows up to ask her about her performances, she responds by calmly saying "Yes, I'm performing at your school tomorrow and no, there's nothing you can do to change my mind." [[GenreSavvy before he can even get a word out]].
70	** The dental hygiene play shown in flashback. Doug played Toothbrush which was supposed to vanquish Plaque (played by Judy), but Plaque refused to die and ended up chasing Toothbrush around the stage, culminating in the entire set being destroyed.
71	* "Doug's on Stage": Judy's now been tapped to direct the Founder's Day pageant. In a daydream, she pulls out Doug's underwear ("Oh, by the way, Dougie, you left these in the bathroom this morning!") and tosses it onto his head, causing his friends to erupt in hysterical laughter.
72	* Doug and Skeeter's (failed) prank call to Judy as fictitious director J.B. Hunkamunka in "Doug Can't Dig It" is hilarious, especially considering that they did it in Doug's house [[EpicFail instead of a place further away.]]
73	** And immediately beforehand, [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext Judy screaming "I HATE YOU!!!" at herself in the mirror as an acting exercise, and then answering the telephone not two seconds later with a cheery, lilting "Hello?"]]
74	* "Doug and the Little Liar": Doug imagines himself as a private investigator questioning Loretta Lequigly about her ability to speak Yakestonesian. He tests her by saying a phrase in the language, and when she replies, "Yes, I'd love to," Doug tells her: "That's funny. You just admitted you drink transmission fluid."
75	* In the episode ''Doug Didn't Do It'', Doug is framed by Roger for stealing a trophy from Mr. Bone and as punishment has to polish 305 trophies. While Doug waits in Mr. Bone's office, Roger then sneaks in and proceeds to do some EvilGloating. Only thing is, he accidentally turns on the school PA and his confession is heard throughout the ''entire school''. And when Mr. Bone angrily bursts into the office to confront him, Roger lets out a high-pitched scream. By the time Roger has just about finished polishing trophies, Mr. Bone has him polish one more, but that final one is a human-sized trophy, which Roger has to polish while listening to Mr. Bone perform his award-winning yodeling gig.
76	* "Doug's Worst Nightmare": Doug tries to dissuade Roger from pursuing Judy by telling him that her ideal guy is someone like Shakespearean figure skater Derek Derrickson. Instead, Roger decides to take up Shakespeare, resulting in the following mangling of the dialogue from the iconic balcony scene from ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'':
77	--> '''Roger:''' What light through yonder window breaks? It is the sun, and Judy is the East! Arise- no, arrrrise ''[rolling the "r"]'', fair East, and moon the envious Sun who is already sick and peeling grapes...
78	** Later, he climbs up a ladder to re-enact the balcony scene... only to discover he's at the wrong house when Mrs. Dink appears at the window, causing Roger to scream and fall off the ladder.
79	--> '''Mrs. Dink:''' Nice try, Romeo, but you're about 30 years too late.
80	* Earlier in the episode with Judy turning the channel from a program that Doug and Skeeter were watching:
81	-->'''Doug:''' Judy, what are you doing? Change it back.\
82	'''Judy:''' Oh yes. But why would I want to see Derek Derrickson, the world's greatest Shakespearian figure skater when I could watch some bad actors get terrorized by a giant beet?\
83	'''Doug:''' I knew you'd understand.\
84	'''Judy:''' Touch that T.V. and you're dead.
85	** The show itself is also pretty funny, with the hilariously dramatic music and Derek Derrickson’s hammy delivery of “[[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} To be or not to be. That... (skates and looks smugly at the audience) is the question!]]” Made even funnier with Judy’s fawning over this.
86	* In "Nightmare on Jumbo Street", one of Doug's nightmares involves Porkchop impersonating Jack Nicholson after the dog is possessed by the Abnormal.
87	--> '''Porkchop''': [[Film/TheShining Heeeeeeeere's Porkchop!!!]]
88	* "Doug Runs":
89	** Mayor White loses re-election to Mrs. Dink due to his devotion to Willy's campaign.
90	** Doug used the City Treasurer political decorations for Skeeter's maternal uncle Dan Freebird since he has the same initials. Even funnier, somehow in the end, Dan Freebird's name ends up added to the School Treasurer ballot and he wins the election instead of Doug or Willy. While everyone looks confused and surprised, Skeeter is both as well as a little embarrassed, breaks his own hat over his head and everyone laughs as the episode ends.
91	-->'''Skeeter''': "Boy, won't Uncle Dan be surprised!"
92	* In "Doug Graduates", Mrs. Wingo admonishes Roger on what he wrote in the thank you card, "Roger, "Sayonara, suckers" is ''two'' words."
93	** In the same episode: "Mr. Buttsavitch? Mr. Buttsavitch? Mr. Butt-" (chair turns around to reveal it's Roger sitting in his chair)
94	* In "Doug's Bum Rap," Doug searches for Chalky in the school's orchestra, which is about to perform Tchaikovsky's famous "1812 Overture." It's best known for its finale, which features the firing of cannons in the percussion section. As Doug stands by, the orchestra begins their rehearsal...and Connie fires an ''actual cannon that's sitting on stage in the auditorium,'' prompting Doug to leap into the air and scream.
95	** Oh, and there's also the part where Doug's first fantasy shows him getting the lowest test grade of negative 60, putting him in the infamous Hall of Losers as "The Stupidest Boy in the World".
96	* Skeeter "watching TV by candlelight" (complete with ''commercials'') in the blackout episode.
97	* In "Doug Tips the Scale", Doug has a couple daydreams: In one, people are eating in the Honker Burger but they [[BadVibrations hear loud footsteps]] and hightail it out of there. Doug, grossly overweight, goes up to his friends and says, "Hey guys, what's cooking?" In the other, he goes to Beebe's party looking normal weight... until he takes off his T-shirt and he's morbidly obese underneath. He jumps in the pool and empties it. There's also the dream Doug has where he's in school and Mrs. Wingo is discussing how large mammals have fatty tissue to keep them warm in the winter:
98	-->'''Patti:''' But, Mrs. Wingo, what do they do in the summertime? Do they get hot?\
99	'''Mrs. Wingo:''' Well, now, why don't we ask someone who knows a lot about blubber?\
100	(''the class stares at Doug and Mrs. Wingo approaches him'')\
101	'''Mrs. Wingo:''' What do you think, Fatty? (''echoes'') Fatty? Fatty?
102	** Also, [[TheAhnold Ronald Weisenheimer's]] hammy (yet effective) workout tape "Body Shaped By Ronald." Especially the scene with Ronald lounging on a beach while Doug does all of his rigorous workouts.
103	** Ned's excuse on why he doesn't want to go into the pool? "It's way too hot to swim."
104	* "Ride The Hoss!"
105	** To go along with that, the beautiful irony that is "Doug's on TV." Doug's Aunt Betty Ann, who works at a TV station in Bloatsburg, visits and tells Doug she got him a spot on a show. Doug, naturally, thinks it's going to be something cool, only to find out he's being set up to perform on ''Cowpoke Pete's Kiddie Corral.'' Roger and his gang happen to see the show air, and of course, Roger plans to use this information to humiliate Doug. But Aunt Betty Ann has an ace up her sleeve. It turns out [[spoiler: Roger was on the same show the year before, thanks to his grandma.]] Both Roger and Doug end up [[spoiler: burning the evidence of their respective humiliations.]]
106	** Another moment: Doug coerces Skeeter into going to the show with him. Skeeter ends up more into it than any of the little kids in the audience.
107	* Doug's imagined "romantic talk" to Patti after witnessing Judy on her date with Cassius in "Doug And Patti Sittin' In A Tree."
108	* Doug's fantasy about Skeeter being a neuroscientist with him as a test subject in "Doug's Brainy Buddy."
109	** After the two of them get into an argument in which Doug throws a book at him and walks away, he then yells at Skeeter "Just take your super brain and go to college! See if I care!" This is supposed to be in the heat of the moment and showing him upset, yet the animation of his body language makes it funny, since his silly hand waving looks like a combination of Doug cupping the air and the famous "bring it" hand taunt by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
110	* "Doug's Math Problem": Doug, who has just bombed on a math test, sees a school notice for his parents in the mail and instantly imagines the worst about what the consequences might be.
111	-->'''Phil:''' Son, you flunked a math test?\
112	'''Theda:''' You're being suspended?\
113	'''Phil:''' They're sending you back three grades?\
114	'''Theda:''' You're being expelled?\
115	'''Phil:''' They're tearing up your permanent record?\
116	'''Theda:''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking You flunked a math test?]]\
117	'''Phil:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution You're UNDER ARREST?]]
118	** Then there's the "[[WalkingDisasterArea comedy of errors]]" that results when Doug tries to open the letter before his parents see it - he clips off too big a chunk of the envelope and has to tape it back on; he tries to use a letter opener but slices his finger and bleeds all over the envelope; he tries to use white correction fluid to cover up the blood stains and ends up spilling it; in his panic to get tissues to wipe up that mess, he knocks over his inkwell and creates ''another'' mess. Porkchop's reactions add to the humor.
119	* Doug getting increasingly offended when everyone [[InsistentTerminology refers to his journal as a "diary",]] despite actually calling it that himself in the original pilot!
120	** In the same episode, he tries to replace his journal with toilet paper.
121	--> '''Doug''': Dear toilet paper, it's me, Doug.
122	** Doug sees his journal in Roger's hands and naturally fears the worst...until Roger reveals that he can't read a single letter of it because [[TheIllegible Doug's handwriting is so awful]], and hands it back no strings attached.
123	* Doug's daydream of fighting Larry the A.V. nerd. Larry huffs and puffs himself to tremendous and bulky size, but Doug looks bored and blocks his punches with his finger.
124	** Doug [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl8JTGOtJ0Q punching Mr. Dink]].
125	* In "Doug's Lost Weekend", Doug's daydream that he's homeless because of his addiction to the ''Spacemunks'' video game, eventually being thrown out of a game store by the manager.
126	** There's also his first attempt at the game. Apparently NintendoHard is against him, [[EpicFail because he dies just moments after leaving the station]].
127	** Another moment is when during class, Doug is distracted with thoughts about the video game, so when Ms. Wingo asks him a question, he just answers with the first notable word he comes across in his book, obviously getting a wrong answer. When Roger laughs at him for it, Doug has a brief ImagineSpot of him all 8-bit and getting blasted by missiles. The PsychoticSmirk he has after that moment is the cherry on top.
128	--> '''Mrs. Wingo''': Can you tell us the answer to the question?\
129	'''Doug''': Huh? Oh... the governor?\
130	'''Mrs. Wingo''': "The governor" clogs up the Noodle River?\
131	'''Roger''': Oh brother! What an ''idiot''!
132	** Later in the episode as Doug plays the game and gets promoted to major only for Judy to change it.
133	--> '''Captain''': I only have one thing to tell you before you head out there to take on the rest of the space munk forces. Voice changes to a female sporano voice. Sweet, so would I: / Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing. / Good night, good night!\
134	-->'''Judy''' ''(in a sweet, singsongy tone)'' It's Thursday night. ''Shakespeare On Ice''.\
135	'''Doug''' But we were just--\
136	'''Judy''' [[SuddenlyShouting SILENCE!]]
137	* In "Doug's New Teacher", Doug's daydream about being a teen criminal who's dragged off to jail.
138	--> '''Phil''': Where did we go wrong?!\
139	'''Theda''': If only he could've been like... Roger Klotz! ''(sobs)''
140	* "Doug's Babysitter": Mrs. Stinson's "According to the Rules" song, which ends with serving Doug and Judy a "dinner made entirely of prunes". Then, when the two begin to bicker with each other, Mrs. Stinson threatens: "Do I have to sing the song again?" Doug and Judy immediately shout in fear: "No!"
141	** "Judy, I have some nice warm buttermilk and cod liver oil!"
142	* Mr. Bone says to do something PDQ, "whatever that means".
143	* The entire scene in "Doug Meets Fentruck" where Mr. Bone lectures the class on Yakestonisian culture. Everything from the ridiculous costumes the kids and teachers wear to Roger gleefully pulling Doug's Yakestonisian man's hat over his face is comedy gold. Made even funnier when Fentruck comes in wearing perfectly normal clothing and scoffing at "traditional Yakostonisian attire" (much to Mr. Bone's shock and ire).
144	* "Doug's En Vogue": The kids are talking about how much they love ''Teen Heart Street'', and Ned opines that "I think it really speaks to the concerns of my generation." Cue Willie and Boomer giving him a "What the heck did he just say?" look.
145	* "Doug's Shock Therapy": Every scene of Mr. Bone acting like a teenager.
146	--> '''Mr. Bone''': Pull my finger, Funnie. ''(giggles)''
147	** Mrs. Wingo is reading to the class: "And then, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_II_of_Bavaria#Controversy_and_struggle_for_power King Ludwig of Bavaria went insane]]." One of the most out-of-context lines ever.
148	** Then immediately after, Mr. Bone gets on the intercom and says school's dismissed.
149	--> '''Mrs. Wingo''': But it's only 11:30 in the morning!\
150	'''Mr. Bone''': Oh lighten up, you old stick in the mud. Get a skateboard! ''(Mrs. Wingo sits on a whoopie cushion)'' Gotcha!
151	* "Doug Wears Tights": In Doug's first ballet lesson, his instructor gives the class instructions to squat (In French):
152	--> '''Miss Mimi''': Plie! Plie!\
153	'''Doug''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, no thanks!]] [[ToiletHumor I just went before I got in these tights.]]
154	* "Doug's Ripped Off!": Doug's paranoia when Mr. Dink shows off his alarms.
155	--> '''Doug''': I need all these things. I want my room to be a fortress. I wanna know everything that happens in it all the time. I wanna be totally safe from everybody. I trust NO ONE!\
156	'''Mr. Dink''': Douglas... are you insane?
157	** Doug acting like a tough guy to Al & Moo, who he's convinced have stolen his bike.
158	--> '''Al''': We purchased it.\
159	'''Moo''': At a thrift store.\
160	'''Doug''': Don't '''LIE'''. Beat it, before I call the cops! ''(Al & Moo bolt)''
161	* "Doug's Bad Trip": The family is supposed to be on a road trip to see the Painted Gorge, but get sidetracked due to the tourist traps that Doug wanted to see, but the topper is when Judy makes them all go to the Poetic Blythe Field, which just ends up being an open desert. [[CloudCuckoolander That doesn't stop Judy from treating it like the greatest thing ever.]]
162	-->'''Doug:''' You thought the Bug Ranch was bad? Well at least the Bug Ranch had t-shirts!
163	** Doug, to Judy in the car: "You don't know what you're talking about! Aw, shut up!"
164	* "Doug on the Wild Side": Doug's daydream about approaching Patti:
165	--> '''Doug''': Hi, Patti! You look nice today!\
166	'''Patti''': ''(offended)'' Oh. I guess that means I don't look nice OTHER days?\
167	'''Doug''': Well, no, I-I mean... Yes... I mean...\
168	'''Patti''': Well, what do you mean?\
169	''[[ShamefulShrinking (Doug shrinks to the size of a chipmunk and sheepishly walks away, saying)]]'' [[HeliumSpeech "I mean, well, I... I gotta go now."]]
170	** How said moment actually happens in reality:
171	--> '''Doug''': Hi, Patti! You look nice today!\
172	'''Patti''': Thanks, Doug! What a nice thing to say!
173	* In "Doug Needs Money": Doug and Skeeter accidentally break [[NiceGuy Mr. Dink's]] custom grill just before his big barbecue. It devastates Mr Dink who is bawling his eyes out, causing Doug to feel ashamed wondering how he'll ever confess he was responsible. Then he daydreams:
174	--> '''Doug''': ''(completely deadpan)'' Err, Mr Dink. I broke your grill. ''(shrugs)'' I'm sorry.\
175	'''Mr Dink:''' ''(taken back)'' Y-Y-You broke my grill!? You broke MY GRILL!?\
176	'''Mr Dink:''' ''(roars as he transforms into a werewolf)'' '''YOU BROKE MY GRILL!?''' '''''YOU BROKE MY GRILL!?'''''
177	** Made even funnier by [=YouTube=] comments that if some random kid showed up at their door with such a half-assed apology, they'd probably go ''completely nuts'' and turn into a vicious hairy monster too.
178	* "Doug Way Out West": The reprise of "Durango Doug", only with less flattering lyrics:
179	--> '''Singer''': He's a cowardly fella, with a belly colored yella. ''("Durango Doug!")'' When there's a hint of a fight, he ruuuuns in fright. ''("Durango Doug!")'' He's prone to whine, and he got no spine. ''("Durango Doug! Durango Doug!")'' He's the scardiest, simpiest, and all-around wimpiest, ''("Duraaaango, Durango Doug!")'' Durango Doug, ha ha. ''(chicken clucks)''
180	** And the original version, which illustrates Durango Doug's badassery by mentioning that he "drinks unsweetened punch."
181	* "Doug's Huge Zit" has many funny moments:
182	** Doug's fantasies about his pimple coming to life and taunting him. He even has one where, after Roger notices and mocks him, ''three'' live pimples pop out of his nose. They ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext order a pizza and then play cards with Roger]]''.
183	** When Mr. Dink's stupidly complicated zit removal machine backfires on him, he screams in a panic, "Tippy!!!! I need help!!!!" Tippy's response? [[DeadpanSnarker "I've been telling you that for years, Bud."]]
184	* "Doug Door to Door":
185	** One man Doug tries to sell chocolate to already has one from last year: "Yep, best door stop I ever had, too."
186	** The next house:
187	--> '''Doug''': Hello I'm Doug Funnie and I'm trying to raise money for a very worthy-\
188	'''Man''': NO. ''(slams door)''\
189	'''Doug''': It makes a good door stop!
190	** "Hell-" ''(door slam)''
191	* "Doug's Big Feat": Doug is sent on the field to kick a field goal. He botches the kick and his ''shoe'' goes through the uprights.
192	--> '''Mr. Bone''': ''(blows whistle)'' No good! The shoe doesn't count!
193	* "Doug's Monster Movie": A daydream about Doug's movie being reviewed by two expys of ''Series/SiskelAndEbert'':
194	--> '''Seral''': I, I don't get it. Shots of some kid, a dog and a cardboard fin, what does it all mean? It doesn't add up.\
195	'''Doug''': It's supposed to be a monster movie, but I never got to finish it.\
196	'''Theda''': Doug, please. It's about trash, Mr. Egret.\
197	'''Seral''': I'm Seral.\
198	'''Egret''': Then what's all this business about the shark dog?\
199	'''Doug''': He was supposed-\
200	'''Theda''': That's not important. It's the trash that-\
201	'''Seral''': Sorry.\
202	'''Egret''': It's a stinker! ''(a cardboard thumbs down pops up in front of Doug)''
203
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205
206	[[folder:Disney series]]
207	* In the Disney version, Doug's English teacher Ms. Kristal gets ''really'' into reading to the class, to the point she dresses in costume to match the book. [[BeyondTheImpossible This even includes actually flying while reading Peter Pan]].
208	-->'''Doug:''' We're ''still'' wondering how she did that!
209	* In Doug: Oh, Baby," Doug and Judy accidentally lock Dirtbike inside the Dink household. Judy suggests she could dig her way inside, but with a spoon it would take about two decades. Meanwhile, Phil and Theda are on their way home earlier than planned and hope the kids aren't having too much trouble watching the baby. Phil insists they're responsible and levelheaded. Hard cut to Judy frantically digging a waist-deep hole.
210	** Much later, after setting off the alarm system in the Dink house to get the alarm company to open the front door, Doug and Judy notice most of the neighborhood and the police have shown up. Judy then tries to distract them by singing "America the Beautiful," and she manages to get several people, including one of the officers, to join in.
211	** Doug's ImagineSpot of his parents reacting to the mess by doing {{Wild Take}}s like something out of Creator/TexAvery.
212	* "[[BrokenRecord Buy More Butter]]"
213	** The store owner's obsession with the cow.
214	** Doug in Judy's play about the digestive system. And then as Puck in her hockey version of "A Midsummer Night's Dream."
215	* Once, Judy got especially angry at her parents for how uncultured they are and started accusing them of purchasing her from a bunch of gypsies.
216	* Doug starts to believe he needs to act like an adult, so one night he goes downstairs for dinner dressed in a suit and referring his parents by their first names. He then compliments Theda on her cooking by ''smacking her ass'' and telling Phil "That's a real fine lady you got there." Theda can only drop the tray of food on the table in horrified silence.
217	* In "Doug's Chubby Buddy," Doug and Skeeter collaborate with Roger to create a female monster to lure out the Lucky Duck Lake monster. The end result (thanks to Roger's meddling), is a statue of Bigfoot with a blonde wig and red lipstick. The statue's cart accidentally rolls away into traffic and speeds through Bluffington, freaking out everyone.
218	** When it speeds by Mr. Dink:
219	--->'''Mr. Dink''': I'm strangely repulsed! [[{{Squick}} And yet attracted.]]
220	** It briefly cuts to a group of [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Japanese scientists]] declaring "Nothing can stop this evil creature!"
221	* "Roger Klotz's Scream Theater," a segment on "Disney One Too" focusing on how often Roger ScreamsLikeALittleGirl.
222	* In "Doug's Secret Christmas", there's a RunningGag involving an electric Santa in Mr. Dink's yard that can't seem to get Santa's signature laugh right. First, instead of "Ho ho ho," exclaims "Hubba hubba hubba"... in front of an haughty female neighbor. Later, it says "Blah blah blah", confusing Al and Moo who are trying to have a conversation with Doug. By the end of the episode, as Mr. Dink is taking it down, it finally says, "ho ho ho."
223	-->'''Mr. Dink:''' Oh, ''now'' you get it right!
224	** Roger's bafflement and exasperation whenever Fentruck explains that in Yakistonia Christmas is more like Halloween, and then Roger completely loses it when he explains that their version of Halloween is like Easter.
225	** The Christmas song that plays on Doug's radio:
226	--> I knew that Santa Claus was really fat,
227	-->But I didn’t know that he would eat my cat!
228	-->I knew that Santa Claus was really weird
229	-->When he glued a dozen pigeons to his beard!
230	* "Doug on the Road" has several:
231	** [[WorstNewsJudgmentEver "PROP DESIGNER LACKS IMAGINATION"]]
232	** The entire Snord Gruppen scene, especially when it's revealed that they don't even sell bookshelves because their books are interlocking and stackable.
233	** Judy's reluctance to tell anyone she has to use the bathroom.
234	** All of Doug's [[ImagineSpot Imagine Spots]] about Guy and Patti.
235	--->'''Guy:''' Let's take a boat through Suck Face Tunnel!
236	--->'''Patti:''' Suck Face Tunnel? What's that?
237	--->'''Guy:''' I don't know, Doug made it up!
238	** "Chicken! I mean, Patti! Am I glad to see you!"
239	* In "Doug's Best Buddy" Bobby Bodingo dragging Doug into the girls bathroom and the horrified reactions of everyone involved.
240	* In "Doug's Dream Home" Doug [[ItMakesSenseInContext accidentally falling through the ceiling in front of Judy and Patti in his underwear]] and rushing out of the room in embarrassment.
241	** Also the fact that the "make our own Sushi" kit comes with a freaking LIVE Octopus, which naturally gets loose and ends up on Patti's head much to her displeasure.
242	* In "Doug Gets Booked," Beebe tries to arrange for her TV interview to coincide with her book report. As such, she has a miniature island replica built for a report on ''Literature/TreasureIsland''. It's only after construction's finished that Skeeter asks how she plans to get the island inside their classroom. With TV cameras still on her, Beebe has a smile plastered on her face as she imagines screaming at the construction people for screwing up.
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245	[[folder:Miscellaneous]]
246	* The ''Doug'' Tiger handheld game somehow features the buttons "FASTER" and "DOUG", the latter of which spawned the "Press Doug to Doug" meme.
247	[[/folder]]

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