Line #4 Funny/DominicDeegan


1	* "Hiding out there in the dark won't do you any good against me... [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/0050-20020717/ Because I have]] [[{{Pun}} KNIGHT VISION!"]] Not just the pun, but the fact that it was so groan-inducing that the groaners (two thieves he was trailing) gave away their hiding spot.
2	* [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/0058-20020726/ How Dominic deals with the witch who cursed him]] so that, every time he took a drag off his pipe, a fish would fall on his head:
3	-->'''Travoria''': "Oh? And what are '''you''' going to do about it?"
4	-->''Dominic puffs on his pipe; he reaches up above the panel''
5	-->''*Dominic [[HoistByHisOwnPetard cornobbles]] her.''
6	* Donovan Deegan keeping an Orc zealot from executing him by [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/2145-20090407/ telling really bad jokes about Callanians.]]
7	** And luckily for him... it worked!
8	* [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/0356-20030730/ Jacob helps Dominic back up]]:
9	-->'''Jacob''': Why, Dominic...you appear to be grossly overburdened. ''(extends his skeletal arm)'' Let me help you up...\
10	'''Dominic''': GAH! If you think I'm going to let you touch me with that thing you're out of your mind!\
11	''(Jacob then reaches off-screen, then offers his now gloved skeletal hand to Dominic.)''
12	* Speaking of Jacob, [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1523-20070430/ watch him learn firsthand just how secure a house built by an elemental is]].
13	** The sheer awkwardness that followed:
14	--->'''Dominic''': ...could this get any more awkward?\
15	'''Jacob''': Yes. ''[[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1524-20070501/ (pulls back mask)]]''\
16	'''Dominic''': ...thanks for that, Jacob.
17	* Bumper and Dominic are talking after a threat is averted, and Bumper angrily notes that Rocky could have helped them. Cue a giant stone hand FlippingTheBird bursting out of the ground next to him. Earth elementals have good ears.
18	* One way of [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/0561-20040416/ exorcising a demon]].
19	* [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1909-20080625/ "Dominic and I, having just been in the presence of [a dragon], reacted the way any pair of intellectuals would have...]]
20	* [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/2250-20090901/ "This is very inconvenient."]]
21	* [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/2345-20100112/ Just this page, its been one of the few to actually make me laugh out loud in so many years.]]
22	* [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1413-20070109/ ohdeargodyou'rehereearly]]. Miranda can sympathize because she knows exactly how Luna [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1414-20070110/ feels]].
23	* [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1742-20080102/ One parent's reaction]] on Dominic getting married. He actually thought the other one would react that way.
24	* [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1753-20080113/ Quilt's second sight]] keeps letting him view up Pam's skirt for some reason.
25	* [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1924-20080710/ BEER BEAR!]]
26	* Best BrickJoke [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2004-08-10 ever.]]
27	* [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-06-18 Cookie!]]
28	* [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-10-25 A man's knife gets polymorphed into a corn on the cob. It then attacks him with impunity.]]
29	* Everytime Miranda Deegan uses her 'Evil Eye' has this Troper rolling on the floor...
30	* [[http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-02-18 The second and third panels of this comic.]] Simple, but ''hilarious''.
31	* The entire [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1949-20080806/ Wild Edge]] story arc basically ''consists'' of this. Just a few gems:
32	**
33	--->'''Narrator:''' We knew him by a much different name.
34	--->'''Dominic:''' ''[[spoiler: Stunt!?]]''
35	--->'''[[spoiler: Stunt:]]''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh]]''. ''[[DeadpanSnarker Yay.]]''
36	** [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1951-20080811/ ...I've been robbed.]]
37	** Their expressions in [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1952-20080812/ this strip]] are ''priceless.''
38	** "You are the worst guide ''ever.''" [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1954-20080815/ "Bite me."]]
39	** [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1957-20080818/ "Are you as aggravated as I am?" "Arf."]]
40	** Heck, the entire thing. From [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1959-20080820/ Dominic in a weird peacock-ish outfit,]] to [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1964-20080825/ the "Jurk" sign,]] to [[spoiler: [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1965-20080827/ Stunt being turned into a girl...]] ]]the list goes on.
41	** [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1974-20080908/ Brian's reaction]] on Dominic's meeting the first necromancer. Do not read this if you have a weak lung, or if you are coughing badly. You'll die.
42	* [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-06-21 Walk the Wild Edge]] is just as hilarious.
43	** [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-07-26 Nuts.]]
44	** [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-07-27 "Two thieves walk into a Yuvonir. One of them says-" "Shut up, Mondane." "...Your punchline sucks."]]
45	** [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-08-24 This strip. (As well as the next couple)]]
46	** [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-07-05 "I are anksty."]]
47	* [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-07-01 Poor cloud...]]
48	** Aaaaaand the FridgeHorror sets in when you realize that not only is that "cloud" sentient, but [[UrineTrouble that's not rain that's pouring down on poor Bort.]] Which makes it funnier.
49	* [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-07-16 A whole new perspective.]]
50	* Spark. Full stop.
51	** Like [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2003-08-22 here.]]
52	** And [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2003-06-27 here.]]
53	** And [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2003-06-21 here...]]
54	** [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2003-01-08 This, too.]]
55	* Ever the [[DeadpanSnarker Snarker,]] [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2003-08-30 Dominic.]]
56	* [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2003-05-12 Dejah is pretty funny for a slime ball...]]
57	* [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2003-05-02 No, of course he isn't.]]
58	* [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2003-03-08 Quite possibly the greatest threat ever.]]
59	* [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2003-01-31 Ouch...]]
60	* [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2003-02-25 Apparently, Dominic's not the only one who can see the future...]]
61	* Wow...That's a [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-05-04 man-kiss...]]. Greg's reaction really sells it.
62	* [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-01-10 Going to]] [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-01-11 an alterist]] [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-01-12 has never]] [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-01-20 been funnier]]. [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-01-26 Why?]] [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-01-31 Because Dominic's]] [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-02-01 the victim]] now, of course! [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-01-21 And]] a little one for the alterist as well.
63	-->'''Dominic''': Good gravy...is there anyone in this building who hasn't been altered?\
64	'''Ms. Kaldonia''': There's you two. ''For now.''\
65	''[Exit Dominic [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere like his ass is on fire]].]''\
66	'''Ms. Kaldonia''': I've never seen a one-legged man move so fast.\
67	'''Luna''': ''SHE WAS KIDDING!''
68	** [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-01-21 It just keeps unfolding!]]
69	--->'''Author notes''': Whatever [[GagPenis it]] is, it's obviously huge.
70	* And Let's not forget [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2008-01-10 this gem]]...
71	---> '''Dominic:''' [[FakingTheDead I see you breathing, Zelda.]]
72	---> '''Zelda:''' [[MyEyesAreUpHere Then quit staring at my chest.]]
73	* The [[http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2012-03-30 conclusion]] of Jayden and Stunt's journey together. Stunt's expression really sells it.
74	* What happens to Dominic after [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1868-20080514/ too much stress.]]

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