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1	* From "Wingstan", Stan is introduced to the new girl and her Pomeranian, Evita.
2	-->'''Stan:''' Evita, I'd like you to meet a truck.
3	** Then later:
4	--->'''Stan:''' Would I be a bad wingman if I ate her?
5	* A BaitAndSwitchComparison from the episode where Ellen gets a pet parrot:
6	-->'''Stan:''' Don't look at me, you're the one who brought that screeching beast in here. Then you let her get a bird.
7	* From "Stan-ing Guard" after Stan becomes the family watch dog, Tyler suggests that Stan get off the coffee table and get some sleep, Stan replies.
8	-->'''Stan:''' [[Film/AFewGoodMen You want me on this coffee table, you NEED me on this coffee table!]]
9	* The end of "Stan's Old Owner" when Stan [[spoiler: realizes his old owner was more of an evil scientist than he let on. Stan tell him to come close so he can whisper to him the secret of how he can talk. Then, once he is within Stan's reach, Stan gives him a stiff jab.]]
10	** Another one from the same episode, Stan gives a brief bio on a new character and here's what he says about Ian:
11	-->'''Stan:''' Dr. Ian Calloway, AHHHHHHH!
12	* In "Too Short", when the kids are at school Stan makes sculptures of them out of cheese to keep him company, then eats them questioning why he made them out of cheese.
13	* From "Freaky Fido"
14	-->'''Stan''': I'm gonna need an agent, sunglasses, and a political cause I don't [[TakeThat really understand]].
15	* This exchange from "[[Film/TheFastandtheFurious The Fast and the Furriest]]":
16	-->'''Chloe:''' I made this (a flower) to cheer you up.
17	-->'''Tyler:''' I passed.
18	-->'''Chloe:''' I'll save it for your report card.
19	* Tyler's attempt to walk down the stairs to get to Bennett's play while wearing a full-body cast in "The Green-Eyed Monster".
20	* In one episode, Stan was complaining he didn't get any leftovers, and then he said that he would get revenge by "photobombing all the family pictures". Cue intro, in which, he does just that (as he does for [[OnceAnEpisode every intro]]).

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