Line #31 Funny/Disgaea


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2	* Funny/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness
3	* Funny/Disgaea2CursedMemories
4	* Funny/Disgaea3AbsenceOfJustice
5	* Funny/DisgaeaInfinite
6	* Funny/Disgaea4APromiseUnforgotten
7	* Funny/DisgaeaD2ABrighterDarkness
8	* Funny/Disgaea5AllianceOfVengeance
9	* Funny/Disgaea6DefianceOfDestiny
10	* Funny/Disgaea7VowOfTheVirtueless
11	[[/index]]
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13	!Others
14	* They also can happen mid-battle. Seeing your ninja character get hit by a Jack-O-Lantern's Jacknife attack, being stabbed multiple times in mid-air and then thrown to the ground with a bang, only for 'Miss' to appear always makes me chuckle.
15	* Not actually part of the story yet hilarious nevertheless: In Disgaea 3, there's a brand new class called the "Superhero". He not only has one of the largest movement and jump stats in the game, but he can go through enemies much like flying characters. However, there is one oversight in his sprite animations: he doesn't jump. Instead, he merely slides up the wall using his normal standing animation.
16	** Actually, that's what happens with all Flight-type movement characters. Give Asagi her "Sky High" Evility, which gives her the same properties as a flight-type character, and watch her AirGuitar her way up the wall.
17	* The item descriptions. ALL of them. Highlights include, but certainly aren't limited to:
18	-->Assassin Bow: [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Best when fired from a grassy knoll]]
19	-->Charred Newt: Recovers HP/SP. [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail He didn't get better]].
20	-->Trumpet Gun: Be sure to put your lips to the right end
21	-->Guillotine Axe: Let's not lose our heads over this
22	-->Poison Knuckle: Try not to pick your nose with this.
23	-->Sesshomaru: [[Manga/InuYasha Hurry up and find the damn jewel shards!]]
24	-->Love Spankin': Oh my word! Don't stop!
25	-->Soul Eater: [[Manga/SoulEater Beware its strange foot fetish]].
26	-->Arcadia: Now pour the [[BloodMagic blood of the demons]] into—[[ExplainExplainOhCrap it's leaking!]]
27	* In ''VideoGame/{{Prinny\|CanIReallyBeTheHero}} 2'', when the Prinnies finally trap the PhantomThief, he decides to use the Omega [[strike:[[DubNameChange Ice]]]] Cool spell to summon the Spell Keeper, Joshua. However, instead of instantly unleashing powerful ice magic, she clumsily drops onto the stage, apparently busy reading a magazine, and [[KindaBusyHere answers a call on her cell phone]]. While she does lend the Phantom Thief a little help in the form of random ice magic, she spends the ''entire battle on the phone''!
28	** What makes this better is if you listen closely to Joshua's conversation (it's encoded into the background music, so you can pause the game and hear the whole conversation). It's full to the brim with a bunch of [[CallBack references]] to the events of previous games.
29	* The "End Turn" RunningGag in the tutorials where the player's turn ends early and the main character gets completely surrounded by all the enemy units and pummeled to death due either to curiosity or the amusement of the other characters. Mao deserves special mention as he ''[[TooDumbToLive ends the turn himself]]''; Killia deserves mention because he ''survives''.
30	* The OnTheNext segments have been a recurring source comedy throughout the Disgaea series (minus ''Disgaea 2'') due to the random {{Shout Out}}s and their nonsensical nature that has almost nothing to do with the game's plot. The rest of the cast taking potshots at the ridiculousness of it all (and occasionally hijacking its narration) only adds to the humor.
31	* Lifting and throwing can create plenty of these:
32	** With few exceptions, ''anyone'' can lift ''anyone else''. That's right, your SquishyWizard of a healer can lift up that muscleman who's been given giant status and throw them several panels down the field.
33	** The fact that throwing your allies is actually the best way to get them across the field.
34	** One character's already holding up another? No problem! You can have someone pick ''those'' characters up to create a totem pole that can reach even farther!
35	** Tower Attacks. The base unit [[GrievousHarmWithABody uses the unit(s) above them as a blunt weapon]]. Fortunately, this doesn't harm any of the participants.
36	** If you throw a Prinny, they will ''[[MadeOfExplodium explode]]''.
37	** When you throw one enemy at another, instead of inflicting GrievousHarmWithABody, the thrown enemy ''fuses'' with the target and levels up.
38	* The Dark Assembly:
39	** You get bills passed by bribing the Senators. If the vote doesn't pass? No problem, just [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney cough up cash]]. Well, a ''ton'' of cash. Don't have the cash? Why, [[BloodOnTheDebateFloor beat the crap out of them]] to make the bill pass! A powerful enough army can basically ''[[AsskickingLeadsToLeadership run]]'' the Assembly, with any Senators who [[BullyingADragon still try to vote Nay]] coming off as TooDumbToLive.
40	** Every game has a bill named "I Need War Funds!" with a success probability that's always stuck at 1%. Given the small pittance of HL that you always get from it, [[PyrrhicVictory bribing and paying up will only result in a net loss]] (the bribes can be sold for more), so the only way to profit at all is to beat the Senators into a pulp[[note]]That said, ''Disgaea 5'' allows you to easily pass this by maxing out the Dark Assembly Squad and filling it to its 20-unit capacity; everyone in it who participates in a vote will always vote Aye.[[/note]]. [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential The bill may as well be called "Give me your lunch money, or else!"]].
41	*** ''Dimension 2'' actually made that bill practical, as not only is there a special Senator that could sway the vote through unique effects (such as extra bribes, charming Nay voters or putting said voters to sleep, thus eliminating their vote), the money given upon success was based off enemy level. This meant that in the post-game, you could flip the Cheat Shop to 20-star Land of Carnage, bribe the special Senator to sway the vote in your favor, and then rake in ''billions'' of HL!

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