Line #73 Funny/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesTeamDattebayo


1	* After Ryuk's presence has been acknowledged by several people:
2	--> '''Light:''' Ryuk, what the hell?! You said no one could see you!
3	--> '''Ryuk:''' Well, nobody ever talks to me, so naturally I assumed...
4	* Light explains how he is going to hide the Death Note:
5	--> '''Ryuk:''' You know, I've been sitting here for hours listen to you talk.
6	--> '''Light:''' Wanna know how I plan to hide the Death Note?
7	--> '''Ryuk:''' Uh, no?
8	* cue to Light going on a needlessly and implausible on how he plans to hide it*
9	--> '''Ryuk:(to himself in thought)''' I don't have time for this...wait, what time is it? (checks clock) 18:23 o'clock? [[Anime/{{Naruto}} Doesn't that mean Naruto is on?]] Heh heh, Believe It!.
10	** And later
11	--> '''Ryuk:''' Oh God, is he still talking?
12	--> '''Light:''' ''explains further'' You get all that, Ryuk?
13	--> '''Ryuk:''' I'm sure whatever you just said to me will become important for later episodes.
14	* The TakeThat to Creator/FourKidsEntertainment:
15	--> '''Raye:''' We're here to censor you. American kids can't handle all this killing. Let's see take out all the killings, rework the plot (that goes without saying), insert some friendship speeches...
16	--> '''[[HeroicComedicSociopath Light]]:''' GET ON THE TRAIN!!!
17	* The [[RunningGag running gags]] on L's [[BunnyEarsLawyer quirky habits]]:
18	-->'''Matsuda:''' Dude, what's your problem?
19	--> '''L:''' I have diabetes.
20	--> '''Matsuda:''' Then maybe you shouldn't use that much sugar...
21	--> '''L:''' Excuse me, WHICH one of us has diabetes?!
22	** and:
23	-->'''Light:''' Why are you sitting like that?
24	-->'''L:''' I have scoliosis.
25	-->'''Light:''' Ever think maybe it's because you sit like that?
26	-->'''L:''' [[HelicopterParents Please, don't tell me how to live my life.]]
27	* Light is invited to taskforce headquarters:
28	-->'''Matsuda:''' Heh, look at him, pretending not to be Kira. He's probably trying to kill me with his mind, right now.
29	* "Attention, faggot: My Mustache is telling you to shut your f*cking mouth!"
30	* [[BerserkButton "We're out of cake."]]
31	-->'''L:''' * TheScream* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
32	* Light admits that he "could" be Kira:
33	--> '''Souichiro:''' Light, for being Kira, and squandering our family's reputation, [[YouAreGrounded you' re grounded]], mister!
34	--> '''Light:''' I suppose it can't be helped. I don't even deserve to be called a "Yagami"...
35	--> '''Souichiro:''' Damn straight, you don't!
36	* Confinement:
37	--> '''Light:''' Ryuuzaki! You've got to let me out of here!
38	--> '''L:''' You've only been in there for twenty-five minutes.
39	** and:
40	--> '''L:''' Hey Light, you all right? We remembered to feed him, right guys?
41	* When L is fed up dealing with the people around him:
42	--> '''L:''' thinking I'm surrounded by complete morons!
43	* Light and L are [[ChainedHeat chained]] [[ChainsOfLove together]]:
44	--> '''Misa:''' Wait, you ''like'' this don't you! My boyfriend is GAY!
45	* Ryuk's Spaceland T-shirt.
46	* After Light's mother asks him if he wants dinner
47	-->'''Sayu:''' Ooh, I know! You could take one of my potato chips...''[[MemeticMutation and eat it!]]''
48	-->'''Light:''' SHUT THE F*CK UP, THAT'S NEVER BEEN FUNNY!
49	* In episode 14, before and during the chain fist fight:
50	--> '''L:''' sigh Last night.
51	-->'''Light:''' What was that?
52	--> '''L:''' ''Oh, yeah. Just pretend you don't know!''
53	--> '''Light:''' Y-you see, this is the problem! You don't open up for me.
54	--> '''L:''' Everytime I ''do'' open up for you, you hurt me.
55	* After Light punches L across the room, we have this little gem:
56	--> '''Light:''' I'm sick of this emo attitude of yours! Why don't you just go cry to your parents!? OH, WAIT! ''YOU DON'T '''HAVE''' ANY PARENTS, DO YOU!?''
57	** It might be even funnier, if you know that in the real series, L is an orphan.
58	* From the Christmas Comment Special:
59	--> '''Watari:''' (offscreen) L! I got you all the Fruits Basket episodes on VHS, like you begged me for.
60	--> '''L:''' Aw, ''fuck yeah!''
61	--> '''Light:''' singsong ''Gayyyyy...''
62	--> '''L:''' Oh, ''I'm'' gay? Why don't you try spelling your last name backwards?
63	--> '''Light:''' Hmm... "Yagami". I'm... a... ga- ''(beat)'' Oh, you son of of bitch!
64	** And just earlier:
65	--> '''Light:''' Hey isn't my father supposed to be reading these with me?
66	--> '''L:''' Yes, but unfortunately he's in the hospital [[NotSoFakePropWeapon Matsuda found out the gun he was handling on set was real.]] [[TheDogBitesBack And decided he wasn't gonna take anymore shit from your dad.]]
67	--> -Cue Ambulance Driving away-
68	--> '''Sorichiro:''' Fucking MATSUDA!!!!
69	* The theater scene in Episode 8.
70	* Sorichiro tries to kill Light… [[DisproportionateRetribution over a chicken sandwich]].
71	** Instead of it being a blank, the real reason Sorichiro doesn't end up killing him is because he missed.
72	--> '''Sorichiro:''' What kind of cop am I? I can't even shoot my own son in the face at point-blank range.
73	--> '''Light:''' That's okay, dad. The important thing is that you tried.
74	* Light's dysfunctional family during Thanksgiving.
75	--> '''Light's mother:''' Honey, you're finally home!
76	--> '''Sorichiro:''' I want a divorce.
77	** And what Ryuk says afterward.
78	--> '''Ryuk:''' Dude, no wonder you have so many problems.

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