Line #7 Funny/Cyberchase


1	* From "Lost My Marbles", after Buzz and Delete have created a pink fog:
2	--> '''Hacker:''' ''Pink??'' I told you ''puce!'' I WANTED '''''PUCE!!'''''\
3	'''Buzz:''' Sorry, boss, pink's all we got left. Besides, what's the difference?\
4	'''Hacker:''' "The difference" is... [[LargeHam PUCE is my]] [[NoIndoorVoice FAVORITE COLOR!]]
5	* Delirious Motherboard in "Cool It".
6	--> '''Motherboard:''' I'm looking! Looking! ''(singing)'' Juuuuuust LOOKIIIIIIIING!
7	* Abby [[NoSell not buying]] Hacker's attempt to fool her in "The Cyberchase Movie" by acting like an orangutan.
8	* Lots of stuff in the "For Real" segments. Bianca and Harley (and to a degree, Harry) constantly acting like 8-year-olds is hilarious!
9	--> '''Bianca:''' I COULD GET MY NAILS DONE!
10	* Bianca losing it in "Bianca Doesn't Measure Up".
11	--> '''Bianca:''' YOUR OVEN MUST BE BROKEN, KELLY!! AND WHY ARE YOU TAPING ME NOW??!
12	* The flashbacks Kelly has in the For Real segment of Bianca's "moments" when Bianca insists she'd make a good employee.
13	* In "[[Recap/CyberchaseS1E4SnowDayToBeExact Snow Day to Be Exact]]", Matt and Jackie first propose estimation as a means of getting onto a ski lift (and of solving most of the problems in the episode. Inez's reaction:
14	--> '''Inez''': ''ESTIMATE??!'' As in ''guess??'' What if we're wrong? The future of the entire cybersite is at stake, and you want to ''estimate??''
15	* More "For Real" quotes:
16	--> '''Harry:''' I said you could have ''half'' my rice pudding!\
17	'''Harley:''' My half was on the bottom!\
18	...\
19	'''Bianca:''' ''(On her cell phone while in a soccer game)'' So I was like, watching the game... \
20	...\
21	'''Harry:''' '''THE INSTRUCTIONS!!!!'''
22	* In "Bianca Flips Out", she asks a bunch of people in line to flip a coin. They look at her like she's crazy.
23	* Harry and Jennifer ditching Harley at the end of the evening after he continually tries to ruin their date.
24	* Bianca's reaction to seeing Kelly meeting a cute guy in the park.
25	* In "The Case of the Missing Memory", Motherboard loses her memory when a key piece of her is stolen. Partway through the episode, Matt asks her to try to remember...and proceeds to freak out when she calls him "Nezzie", even using Inez's CatchPhrase of "This is not good! This is not good at all!"
26	* In "Castleblanca" when Hacker is preparing to transfer Doctor Marble's brain into his monster, Gigabyte, Delete, unsurprisingly, accidentally breaks one of the mirrors needed for the experiment. Hacker's reaction is golden, escalating from Tranquil Fury into Angrish.
27	-->''(Hacker hears the mirror smash in the background.)''\
28	'''Hacker:''' I'll just pretend I didn't hear that.\
29	'''Buzz:''' Sorry boss!\
30	'''Delete:''' Yeah, sorry!\
31	'''Buzz:''' We'll fix it!\
32	'''Delete:''' Yeah, we'll fix it.\
33	''(Hacker walks past Buzz and Delete without even shouting at them)''\
34	'''Buzz:''' Boss?\
35	''(Hacker walks outside and shuts the door, out of view of the camera. Two seconds later...)''\
36	'''Hacker:''' ''(At the top of his lungs, enraged)'' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''
37	* In "Codename: Icky", Hacker is trying to set up a satellite to eavesdrop on the kids.
38	-->'''Hacker:''' Quickly! Direct it toward Aquari-Yum!\
39	''(Buzz and Delete do this.)''\
40	'''Voice 1:''' Mary had a little lamb.\
41	'''Hacker:''' What??\
42	'''Voice 2:''' Well, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...\
43	'''Hacker:''' You incompetent dunce-buckets! You tuned in on Happily Ever After! MOVE! I'll do it myself!\
44	''(As he adjusts the satellite, Buzz sits on a button.)''\
45	'''Hacker:''' Tuning, tuning... There!\
46	'''Inez:''' No sign of Icky here. That slug's gonna be tough to spot.\
47	'''Hacker:''' Yes! ''(Cut to the kids in their pods as Hacker's voice sounds like it's coming out of a radio.)'' Now I can listen in on all their radio messages.\
48	'''Kids:''' Hacker!\
49	'''Hacker:''' YAAAAAAAAARGH! Buzz, you bubble-brain! You sat on the microphone button! Those kids can hear everything we're saying!\
50	'''Buzz:''' Sorry, Boss...
51	** Matt's shock that Hacker knows PigLatin is also good for a few chuckles since it takes a couple scenes before he gets over it.
52	* From "On The Line", Inez repeatedly calling Hacker to stall for time while the rest of the gang searches for the MacGuffin of the episode.
53	--> ''(The phone/Squak-Pad rings.)''\
54	'''Hacker:''' Better get an unlisted number... Hello?\
55	'''Inez:''' This is Inez.\
56	'''Hacker:''' What is it this time?!\
57	'''Inez:''' We need to discuss the future of Cyberspace.\
58	'''Hacker:''' I ''am'' the future of Cyberspace!
59	* In "Radio Daze", Harry realizes that he made a mistake when printing out his schedule for his job as a radio DJ and has to pick a song to fill up 2 minutes. Unfortunately, the song he chose turns out to be accordion music... on a station that plays rock n' roll. Everyone tuning in looks at their radios in confusion.
60	** Harry chooses a proper song to play but slows it down so he can be back on schedule, however he ends up slowing it down so much that song becomes incoherent. The amusement of everyone listening just adds to the hilarity.
61	** Harry realizes the song he slowed down took up too much time and now he only has 1 minute to do the news. He says the news [[MotorMouth really fast]] to make up for lost time.

Context Funny / Cyberchase