Line #5 Funny/Crysis


1	!Crysis and Crysis Warhead
2	* Pretty much everything Psycho says, especially with the over-the-top British slang he uses.
3	-->"I'm British, you muppet!"
4	** In ''Warhead'', he repeats the line again. Then this exchange happens:
5	-->'''Colonel Lee:''' Muppet?
6	-->'''Psycho:''' Idiot.
7	* During one of the docking station missions at the end of the first game, one of the marine soldiers accidentally attacks you thinking you were one of the aliens.
8	* If you [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirate]] any version of ''Warhead'' that isn't the DRM-free Platform/GOGDotCom version, then your guns will not shoot bullets, but rather chickens. Yes, ''[[AbnormalAmmo chickens]]''. That do absolutely no damage, no less, making the game virtually unbeatable unless you can somehow get through it using your fists. Despite that, a lot of people have admitted wanting to pirate the game [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing just so they can have fun knocking enemies around with chickens]].
9	!Crysis 2
10	* In ''Crysis 2'', there is just something funny about the prompt coming up in front of a Ceph Tick saying "Press to Squish". Not crush, stomp, or flatten. ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords Squish.]]''
11	* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's quotes become annoying after a while (as they're repeated until you reach him), but his [[EvilIsHammy hammy]] performance keeps it amusing:
12	-->'''Lockhart:''' [[SurroundedByIdiots Do I have to do everything for myself?]] You are elite soldiers! [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]
13	-->Will somebody grow some balls and kill that tin fuck for me?!/Someone grow some balls and kill that fuck!
14	-->What the hell am I paying you for?
15	-->He's just [[OneManArmy one fucking man!]]
16	-->Nobody sees an action bonus until I get that suited fuck!
17	-->Nice try Tin Man, but this is nanoglass! You can thank Hargreave for that!
18	-->Come on! I wanna see the color of your guts, boy!
19	-->[[LastWords Fuck you, tin man!]]
20	** Even better, an obscure {{easter egg}} allows you to trigger the release of helium into his room, leading to him delivering these same lines in a [[HeliumSpeech comical high-pitched voice]].
21	** In the same mission, if you shoot the portable toilet, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_CpkUM8ug someone inside will yell things like,]] "Hey, it's occupied!" or "It's not gonna happen any faster!"
22	*** And the kicker (no pun intended), should you choose to Power Kick said toilet, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI7oeda-2Vw you get this]].
23	* The Marines constantly referring to Alcatraz as "suit guy".
24	* ''Legion'' reveals that Alcatraz is a snarky little bastard. The highlight has to be when he Lampshades DARPA's decision that, in their opinion, after spelling out that the Ceph were likely aquatic-based beings, the best way, to take them down, ''was to drown them''.
25	!Crysis 3
26	* ''Crysis 3'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUBX0NLCZEE Sharp Dressed Man Commercial]].
27	* In the opening of 3, [[spoiler:Psycho]] says he's "always been a team player". Cue Prophet analyzing his memories, which describe him as "renegade", "out of control", and similar ideas. "Conclusion: [[BlatantLies Incorrect Analysis.]]"
28	* This troper found Prophet's tone of speech when [[spoiler:Psycho]] use an abandoned fuel-carrying train to plow through blocked path early in the game amusing.
29	* At one point in the third game, Psycho and Prophet are sneaking through CELL-occupied tunnels, with Prophet constantly being berated for making too much noise. Eventually, they come to a place where they must split up. Psycho starts climbing a ladder, only to knock off a rung and send it clattering to the floor:
30	-->'''Psycho:''' Do you think they heard that?\
31	* the sound of multiple safeties being switched off comes from the next room*\
32	'''Psycho:''' [[FalseReassurance ...I don't think they heard that.]]
33	* During the beginning of the mission to destroy the hydroelectric dam, you can eavesdrop on a squad of C.E.L.L. soldiers as they prepare to hunt for Prophet and hear this gem:
34	-->'''C.E.L.L. Commander:''' Listen up. Intel suggests - Ah, fuck that. We are 100% goddamn positive the tin man is in this quadrant. You know his MO - the dam will be his primary target. We are deep inside the Hades radar shadow. That means no guns on this one. It's down to you assholes. So stick to the plan, don't fuck around, and cover each other. Any questions?
35	-->'''C.E.L.L. 6:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion What's the meaning of life, sergeant?]]
36	-->'''C.E.L.L. Commander:''' Fuck you Gomez.
37	* Prophet and Psycho's reactions to the [[DamageSpongeBoss Ceph Mastermind]]. It's basically what Psycho and O'Neill said regarding the Red Hunter in ''Crysis: Warhead,'' except it doesn't work as well this time around.
38	-->'''Prophet:''' You seen that before? What the hell is it?
39	-->'''Psycho:''' [[CallBack Fuck knows. Let's just kill it.]]
40	-->(Mastermind hits Psycho's VTOL with a dozen energy blasts and sends it flying off-course)
41	-->'''Prophet:''' [[SarcasmMode Great plan!]]

Context Funny / Crysis