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10!!In General
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12* "Now I may be blind, but I can see..." whatever follows is usually going to be hilarious.
13** On the subject of Toots, his blindness makes him stumble around and make constant mistakes, but he is somehow still able to be a basketball prodigy.
14* The way some of the clones relate to their adoptive families, such as Abe and his dad referring to each other as "Foster Dad" and "Foster Son", and JFK calling his adoptive homosexual fathers "Gay foster dads" rather than their names.
15* A clone of Hitler pops up in the background of the film festival, but he wears a red armband with a peace sign on it.
16* Practically ''everything'' Mr. Butlertron says;
17-->'''Mr. Butlertron''': Where are my bitches?!
18** "Weeesley"
19--->'''Scudworth:''' He calls everyone "Wesley". Don't know why.
20----
21
22!!Season One
23
24[[folder:Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand]]
25
26* Gandhi trying to help Abe out of having to get beer for JFK's party by suggesting he tell JFK that he misheard him, and that he'd "get the ''beards''." Followed by a CutawayGag of everyone at the party wearing fake beards and ''loving it!''
27* "This isn't about who we hang out with! This is about not having to put your hand on your own buttock and pretending it's a woman's breast!"
28** Then it leads to this immortal exchange:
29--->'''Abe:''' All I'm sayin' is, a girl is interested in me and I'm ''not'' going to ignore it!\
30'''Joan:''' (''sounding slightly lustful'') Abe, I want you!\
31'''Abe:''' (''[[ObliviousToLove completely oblivious]]'') [[HypocriticalHumor You want me to what?]]\
32'''Joan:''' Um, um...\
33'''Abe:''' Forgot what you're gonna say, happens to me all the time. Well, I'm off! (''walks up to Gandhi, who looks rather unimpressed'') What?
34* Abe and Gandhi try to get Genghis Khan to pretend to be 21 and buy a keg of beer. [[https://twitter.com/DailyCloneHigh/status/1649473074054438935 It goes as well as you would expect.]]
35-->'''Cashier:''' You over 21?\
36'''Genghis:''' No.
37** Abe and Gandhi get so desperate, they resolve to hang a giant white sign over Genghis Khan reading [[BlatantLies "I Am 21"]]. Genghis Khan ''still'' blows it.
38* The two clones of Elvis Presley are actually twin brothers, one thin and one fat who apparently really let himself go over the summer and got addicted to junk food and tranquilizers.
39* Principal Scudworth's EstablishingCharacterMoment: he's introduced spying on the clones with hidden cameras and giggling to himself like a lunatic. When the leader of the Shadowy Figures interrupt him, we get this exchange:
40-->'''Leader''': There's a growing concern among the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures that you may be... completely insane.\
41'''Scudworth''': BLASPHEMY!! *takes off a small paper hat he's wearing and places it in a drawer marked "Pirate Hats"*
42--> '''Leader:''' Well, you do have a robot butler named Mr. Butlertron.
43--> '''Butlertron:''' '''Anyone for scones?'''
44--> '''Scudworth:''' Why, creating a mechanical British servant is no more crazy than that tie you're wearing!
45--> '''Leader:''' *glances down, clearly not wearing a tie*
46** Scudworth's plot in the episode revolves around the Leader forcing him to write an essay on what it's like to be a student at Clone High to show he knows what he's doing. He refuses, until he's informed that the alternative is that he'll be killed.
47---> '''Scudworth:''' I'll call it What It's Like To Be A Teenage Clone, colon, A Rope Of Sand. \
48'''Mr. Butlertron:''' Good title, it draws the reader in without giving too much away. ({{Beat}}) Wesley.
49** Scudworth first tries interrogating Joan of Arc by tying her to a chair, but flips his lid when she makes fun of Creator/JayLeno and drops her into his Death Maze as punishment. His second idea involves dressing up as teenagers and going undercover at JFK's party. It turns into a disaster (for him, Butlertron is accepted), and he ends the night being used as a pinata by Genghis Khan. When the Leader is about to kill him for failing his assignment, Scudworth's teary-eyed description of all the pain he suffered convinces him that Scudworth knows what it's like being a teenager. Scudworth pledges to be more understanding of the issues faced by his teenage students... which he almost immediately forgets about and casually makes fun of an obese student.
50* When Cleo talks to Abe, he immediately freezes up, then tries to look cool by casually leaning against the school trophy case...which shatters under his weight, slicing up his arm.
51* Mr Sheepman, the school history teacher, is the world's first (mostly) human clone; his creators spliced in sheep DNA, giving him sheep-like features and wool on his upper body. When he "gets ready for the weekend", he shaves the wool down to look like a tank top.
52* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment of JFK flinching when Gandhi points finger guns at him. [[SarcasmMode Wonder why.]]
53* Despite his irritation at Lincoln moving in on Cleo, JFK is still courteous enough to offer Abe a nacho.
54* The FakeHigh from the non-alcoholic beer sets in fast.
55--> '''Abe''': I could only get non-alcoholic beer. They're going to be able to tell...
56--> *all the clone teens hanging around the keg have stripped naked and are acting like idiots*
57--> '''Nostradamus''': I'm a pony!
58--> '''Joan'': You'll be fine.
59* When Cleo is trying to choose between Abe and JFK, Abe gives a heartfelt speech about his feelings, and his desire to connect with her. JFK's counter argument?
60--> '''JFK''': *pulls his shirt up* My abs are so firm you can grate cheese on them!
61[[/folder]]
62[[folder:Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo]]
63
64* At the Grassy Knoll, Abe and Joan are talking about the school presidency, and Abe wonders what fears and insecurities are holding him back from running for it... while a painting of the assassination of the original Abraham Lincoln is hanging on the wall behind them.
65* Abe's response to the X-Stream Blu show and the audience loving it:
66-->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) Man, the audience was ''not'' having that. Huh, guys?\
67'''Joan:''' Uh, Abe?\
68'''Abe:''' Just give me a ''few'' more minutes of denial.
69** Even better is Gandhi asking what's in the X-treme Blue and receiving a free t-shirt. His response?
70--> ''"That'' totally ''answered my question!!"''
71* "I can't wait to eat this ... baby!"
72-->'''Abe:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint How did JFK get my spaghetti video?]]
73* The X-Stream Blu spokespersons dialogue is heavily made up of TotallyRadical callouts that often most border on PokemonSpeak... that often end with one of them randomly yelling things like "I HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM!" or "MY SON WON'T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE ANYMORE!"
74* JFK's entire campaign speech is just him detailing his workout routine.
75* When Ghandi tells Abe he's ahead in the polls:
76-->'''Ghandi''': Numbers don't lie.
77-->'''The Number 4''': ''(running past them)'' I'm the number 5!
78* Abe and Joan's scene on their adjacent thinking docks is exhibit A of just how perfectly this show parodies {{melodrama}}, thanks in large part to Will Forte reading some of the most insanely convoluted metaphors with utter emotional conviction.
79-->'''Abe''': "You don't know what ''you're'' getting into! And that's out of my friendship! (''Abe stands up'') And y'know what hurts the most, Joan?? ''This nail I just stepped on!'' But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most, and it's from you backstabbing me, so maybe instead of the nail metaphor, I should've used a stabbing metaphor, ''but it's too late for that now, isn't it??''"\
80'''Joan''': (''trying not to cry''): "I guess you're right..."
81** Abe walking off in a huff... [[TheExitIsThatWay directly off the side of the dock, plunging into the lake]].
82-->'''Abe''': "Goodbye, Joan." (''Abe walks off screen right, a splash is heard, he reappears with the exact same demeanor as before but now soaking wet'') "Goodbye... Joan." (''Exits in the correct direction'')
83** At the top of the scene, Abe walks onto a dock and stares thoughtfully out at the water, followed by a dissolve of Joan doing the same... then looking to her left and saying "Abe?" at which point it's revealed that the docks are directly next to one another.
84* JFK referring to election judge Marilyn Manson as "scary androgynous white guy".
85* Music/MarilynManson's [[AdamWesting entire role]]. "It is my professional opinion as a rock star and a licensed doctor..."
86** Manson singing a ''WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock''-style song about the food pyramid. It's exactly as nutty as it sounds, and has a great {{double subver|ted}}sion at the end.
87-->"And when you eat just sweets\
88Make sure you try\
89To limit your servings\
90Or you'll...\
91(''Music [[MoodWhiplash abruptly shifts]] from jaunty ragtime to industrial metal riff'')\
92'''[[SuddenlyShouting DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!]]'''\
93(''Back to jaunty'')\
94Everybody!"
95** Manson randomly telling everyone to "buy American" immediately after.
96--->'''Abe''': (''confused'') Well, I guess we ''did'' learn that...
97* Scudworth wasting the sponsorship money on bling. When Mr Butlertron points out he should probably save some of it for his Clone theme park, Scudworth says that he watched the first two thirds of the ''Music/MCHammer Behind The Music'' special, and if there's one thing he learned from that, it's that money never runs out.
98** One of the things he spends money on is getting Mr Butlertron gold-plated and hydraulically lowered.
99* For some reason, Clone High doesn't use votes to choose a school president. Instead they have a machine that measures how loud the applause is for each candidate, which leads to a near victory for Abe at the end, only for a stray dog to wander onto the stage and get louder applause.
100--> '''Scudworth''': ''Fine'', this random dog is now President!
101[[/folder]]
102
103[[folder:A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder]]
104* Ghandi’s random dance number during dance class to prove to Marie Curie that he can pay attention, which ends with him kicking a marble column that crushes Gene Kelly.
105* Almost everything [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Tom Green]] says probably qualifies, virtually all of which was ad libbed. For example:
106--> '''Tom Green:''' ''Touch the book. '''Lick the book.''''' Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Book. Book. Book.
107--> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings...''(jumps out window)''
108--> '''Tom Green:''' That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parents' bed?
109--> '''Tom Green:''' So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD, that's not cool. Coffee? Anyone f- Coffee, anyone? Huh? Sorry. I like cotton candy, check out my muscle, potato chips, it's a Ferris Wheel! So I guess what I'm trying to say is...''(Spot a plastic bag blowing in the wind above and begins chasing it)'' Plastic bag! Plastic bag, plastic bag! Plastic bag! Plastic bag!
110* Joan's SanitySlippage when she thinks she's started hearing voices in her head like the original Joan of Arc.
111** Joan preaching "the word of God" at a mattress store.
112--->'''Joan''': ''Oh'' feel it's firm! But not too firm! JUST! LIKE! THE LORD!
113** Double hilarious when it turns out the "voices" are actually broadcasts from a Christian radio station that Joan has been picking up with her dented retainer.
114** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with her problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Joan of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. At the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.
115-->'''Caesar''': Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.
116** Doubly funny when you realize Caesar of all people tells Jesús to be careful, as both of them had died due to betrayal.
117* The theme for Cleopatra's awareness fair is...[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment awareness]].
118** The expression she makes when she says this is oddly funny as well, somehow managing to look just like an emoji face meme while barely changing expression. 👁 👄 👁
119* Gandhi's crappy "impressions" (which Abe loves).
120--> '''Joan''': Listen Spaz, putting straws in your nose is not an ''impression'', you really are a guy with straws in your nose!
121* This is the episode that first introduces us to Toots, with this being his EstablishingCharacterMoment:
122-->'''Toots''': Folks, [[AsYouKnow you all know me]]. I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa. Now, I may be blind, but I can see certain things loud and clear. [[ShamingTheMob This is a room full of scared people, making decisions based on fear and ignorance]]. [[NegatedMomentOfAwesome Now, when I left the house this evening I intended to go Giovanni's Italian Restaurant. I can tell I'm in the wrong place. So if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your business]].
123* The witch hunt against Gandhi for having ADD, which the parents have apparently mistaken for AIDS.
124[[/folder]]
125
126[[folder:Film Fest: Tears of a Clone]]
127
128* "Unacceptable?! Did you see the pool? They FLIPPED THE BITCH!"
129** "Riot!"
130** JFK throwing a ''plate glass window'' through a ''brick wall''.
131** "Flip the pool!" *Genghis Khan sets it on fire as well* "Thank you!"
132*** "Those lovable scamps! They're rioting at a ''college level!''"
133** And the fact that Buddha was the one to state "Let's destroy property to show how much we appreciate the team!"
134* The Film Festival flyer Abe makes, which not only features poorly assembled clip art, but he also spelled it "Flim Festival".
135* This bit in its entirety:
136-->(Joan runs away in tears after Abe gawks at Cleo)
137-->'''Abe''': [[SayMyName Jooooooaaaaaannnn!]]
138-->(Abe runs to one booth, looks around, runs across another booth and finds Joan.)
139-->'''Abe''': Joan! Thank God you're okay! I've been looking all over the restaurant for you!
140-->'''Cop''': (steps in) Hey, we've put out an APB on your missing friend.
141-->'''Abe''': It's okay, officer! I found her!
142** The fact that Abe, who's perhaps the tallest of the clones, couldn't even see Joan from across ''two booths'' makes it better or worse.
143** The cop from the first episode coming to tell Abe that they sent out an APB. For Joan. Who is right there.
144** This whole scene might remind the viewer of a scene in a movie in which the protagonist's best friend runs away in tears or anger to a seedy bar, and is found there by the protagonist. Except the "unsafe place" Abe is talking about is the restaurant he, Joan and Ghandi always frequent. His only concern is that the table isn't bussed. FailedAttemptAtDrama in its purest form.
145* Abe's dreck of a movie ''It Takes A Hero'', which is basically every clichéd sports movie plot rolled into one mess. When screened at the festival, the audience is incredibly bored.
146* After Joan presents her student film, everyone in the audience lets out a simultaneous [[FlatWhat "huh"]] except one person who laughs that it couldn't "be any more obvious" that it's about Joan's feelings for Abe. Who? None other than the clone of ''Sigmund Freud'', who proceeds to mock her alleged lack of subtlety in a singsongy Bavarian child's voice.
147-->'''Sigmund Freud''': Ha, ha, ha ha ha! You love ''Abe''! Could it ''be'' any more obvious?\
148'''Joan''': Shut up, Sigmund Freud!
149* Scuddworth breaking the "No religion or politics at dinner" rule ''in the same statement'' when his bosses come to dinner!
150--> "So, religion is for fools, eh? Fools and ''liberals''!"
151* After all that trouble, the students riot AGAIN, and burn down the school in a fit of enthusiasm about the festival.
152* Scudworth’s conversation with the Shadowy Board.
153-->'''Scuddworth''': Dammit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like, FOREVER!
154[[/folder]]
155
156[[folder:Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening]]
157
158* JFK suggests they drag race for Cleo.
159-->'''Abe:''' Cleo's not some prize you can win in a drag race. This isn't the 1950s. Or is it?! I'm really tired!!!
160-->'''Cleo:''' Guys, I'm a modern woman who makes decisions for herself. And this decision will be based on who can drive faster.
161* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUaJFH252w "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"]] His car flips over. [[RuleOfFunny For no reason]].
162** Before the start of the race, Cleo says that if both JFK and Abe die in the race, she'll mourn the corpse closest to the finish line.
163* Joan pointing out that Abe's reaction time has been dulled by his lack of sleep.
164--> '''Abe''': My reflexes are ''fine.''
165--> '''Joan''': In three seconds, I'm going to slap you across the face.
166--> ''[Three seconds pass with Abe making no move to stop her. She slaps him.]''
167--> '''Joan''': YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!
168* After Abe crashes his shopping cart into an Animal Crackers display at the store, Joan warns him that the next time the box might be filled with ''real'' animals. Abe just scoffs at this; "Yeah Joan, I'm going to hit a big box of animals". Unfortunately for him, that day a local zoo is transporting a truck full of the world's remaining pandas... which of course Abe almost crashes into. And the pandas [[FlippingTheBird give him the finger]] as they drive away.
169* When Joan and Gandhi stage an intervention for Abe, Gandhi talks about how he was so excited to see ''Film/AmericanPie'' he couldn't sleep the night before, and fell asleep in the theater, and so he never got to see Jason Biggs have sex with the pie.
170--> '''Abe''': [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why don't you just rent it?]]\
171''(Beat)''
172--> '''Gandhi''': ''(rushes out the door)''
173-->''(later in the episode, he did indeed rent the movie, and is loving it)''
174* Joan reveals that she used to be addicted to going without sleep, and ended up so sleep deprived she got an EmbarrassingTattoo of a dolphin with the "Wazzup" catchphrase.
175* Gandhi's subplot about being nervous about the SAT tests, to the point where he wants to just skip taking them. He ends up befriending a weird trucker who teaches him various SAT problems through bad metaphors, only to find out that the trucker is actually DeadAllAlong, and is in fact the ghost of the Rhodes scholar who invented the tests. What really makes this funny is that we see Gandhi have a sudden realization that he's just been talking to himself the whole time, and that both the trucker and his truck were invisible. This includes Gandhi pumping gas into nothing, and somehow ''floating down the road two feet off the ground!''
176** Gandhi's foster mom threatening to kill herself when Gandhi says he wants to be a trucker. "I'm getting out the good noose!"
177* "Infidels! It is I! SCANGRADE THE MAAAAAGNIFICENT!"
178* The reveal for why test takers ''have'' to use Nr 2 Pencils; it's part of a 50-year plan by the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures to power up Scangrade, a robot that uses the Nr 2 Pencil lead as his power source to take over the world. It's especially funny because they never explain why they didn't just feed the lead directly to him and chose such a complex way of undertaking the plan. Not to mention that the plan is foiled at the last minute by Mr Butlertron feeding Scangrade a test taken with a Nr 3 Pencil, then destroying him with a LogicBomb.
179-->'''Mr. Butlertron:''' Are you A) Handsome; B) Smart; C) Scrap metal; or D) All of the above?
180-->'''Scangrade:''' That's easy! I'm A and B. But not C, so it can't be all of the above...But... you can't fill in two ovals! ''[self destructs]''
181-->'''Mr. Butlertron:''' The answer was C. You f---wad.
182* "Next week, [[VerySpecialEpisode on a very special]] ''Clone High''. A mysterious '''male''' stranger comes to town. And he's brought a surprise ending with him that will shock you. Will '''her''' secret... Wait, did I just say her?! Oh BOY that was the one thing I wasn't supposed to tell you! I ruin everything! Like when I spoiled ''Film/TheSixthSense'' for my friend Steve when he specifically asked me not to reveal the end. Stupid, REALLY stupid! Why do we do this LIVE?!"
183[[/folder]]
184
185[[folder:Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc]]
186
187* The Clone High basketball team doesn't allow women or animals on it. An awful lot of their players have bushy mustaches...
188--> '''Scudworth:''' ''(to a dolphin wearing a fake mustache)'' Flippy, you’re on.\
189''(Flippy tears off the fake mustache and everyone gasps)''\
190'''Scudworth:''' Dammit!
191* Abe's embarrassingly poor performance at school sports, especially his basketball playing, despite somehow having ended up team captain, presumably because he is one of the tallest kids at Clone High. Of note is his dedication shot to Cleo, which not only misses the net, but flies out the window and causes a car crash.
192* Clone High and GESH (Genetically Engineered Super Human) High's rivalry, especially Scudworth and Colonel Principal (the GESH principal) betting on the outcome of the game. The year before, Colonel Principal won Scudworth's ''firstborn son''. [[ImAHumanitarian Whom he apparently promptly ate]].
193* The cute and cuddly Geshi, the mascot of GESH High, turns out to be a vicious predator when Gandhi sets him free, devouring everything in its path, including the trees, while Gandhi backs away slowly, whistling innocently.
194* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her [[PaperThinDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. ''The audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal too!
195* During a team workout, JFK tells the team that to distract themselves from the homoerotic nature of the mens-only weight room, they should tell stories about sexual hookups. Joan almost blows her cover by saying she'd never kiss and tell.
196* After Joan reveals herself, she does indeed make the winning goal (well, A goal, GESH still won but Scudworth's bet was that Clone High would score a point at all)... except everyone gives ''ABE'' the credit because he was the one who convinced Scudworth to let Joan throw.
197* Toots claiming that he was kept out of pro basketball by racism. While it's true basketball was segregated in his youth, in his case it probably has more to do with him being completely blind. He can make a nice freethrow, but then walks into a wall.
198* Joan asks Mr. Butlertron for advice, using IHaveThisFriend.
199-->'''Mr B.:''' I'm not programmed to wink, but if I was programmed to wink, I would have winked when I said "Your frieeeeeend."
200* Cleo’s reaction to learning “John Dark” (who she tried to seduce) is Joan.
201--> '''Cleopatra:''' Ugh! I almost did it with ''Joan?!'' ... (''chuckles'') ''[[GirlOnGirlIsHot Hot]].''
202* Abe and Joan’s argument after she reveals herself to have disguised herself as John Dark, which quickly becomes {{Metaphorgotten}}.
203--> '''Joan:''' What were we talking about?\
204'''Abe:''' I don’t know!
205* “I wore THESE bad boys at Burning Man! SEVEN YEARS IN A ROW!
206* In a DeletedScene, which appeared in animatic form on the show's now-defunct website, in which Joan is crowned homecoming queen and [[BrickJoke John Dark]] is crowned king, forcing Joan to dance awkwardly by herself full of TranquilFury to "Caribbean Queen."
207[[/folder]]
208
209[[folder:Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations]]
210
211* Scudworth's feud with Skunky Poo, [[{{Gorn}} including him receiving gruesome, bloody injuries from staple cartoonish explosions and anvils.]]
212-->'''Skunky Poo:''' TRY AND CATCH ME, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH!]]
213** At the end, Scudworth goes on vacation, only to run afoul of another cartoon character named Crabby Cakes.
214--> '''Crabby''': YOU'VE GOT CRABS, ASSFACE!
215** The scene where Scudworth sets up an anvil trap with bacon as the bait, [[LittleKnownFacts because everyone knows skunks love free bacon]]. He then forgets that he's the one who set the trap because Skunky scribbles in "For Scudworths" on the Free Bacon sign.
216--> '''Scudworth''': Free Bacon for Scudworths? Why, I'M a Scudworth! *takes a bacon piece, only to get smashed by the anvil* OH MY GOD, THE AGONY!! NOTHING CAN BE WORSE THAN THE PAIN I FEEL AT THIS MOMENT!!
217* Gandhi's brief journey into rap music as "G-Spot" and his hit single "G-Spot Rocks the G-Spot".
218** And his follow up single/music video, "UR A G Old Flag"
219* Abe asking if he can ride along on Music/BuddyHolly's plane, but bows out after Holly says that the plane also has Music/RitchieValens, Music/TheBigBopper and half of Music/LynyrdSkynyrd on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.
220* The constant repetition of the cliché "RaceForYourLove" trope, to the point that even Skunky Poo does it at the end... though only to call Scudworth "bitch" one last time.
221** To elaborate, every time a character is about to board a plane another character comes dramatically running through the airport [[SayMyName calling their name.]] The last time Abe does it, ''he's still driving his car.''
222* "Baby, I watched the show... I have eyes, you know... They're right under my '''''[[SuddenlyShouting EYEBROOOWS!!!!]]'''''"
223[[/folder]]
224
225[[folder:A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm]]
226
227* Pretty much the entire episode. Especially the ending where all the characters have a giant pie fight, and Abe shows up to try and mediate, after having spent the third act at an amusement park THAT IS TOTALLY NOT DISNEYWORLD, learning conflict resolution from an animatronic Abraham Lincoln.
228--> '''Abe''': Everyone, stop your pie war! Please! [[GagPenis My 8-inch Abe wants to talk to you! He's in my pants!]]
229--> '''Joan/Cleo/JFK/Gandhi/Everyone Else''': [[EyeTake O_O]]
230** Abe was talking about a small replica of the Abraham Lincoln animatronic figure he bought at the amusement park.
231---> '''Animatronic Lincoln''': Try the churros!
232** From the same episode, Cleo and Joan are forced to room together after Joan's house burns down. They attempt to deal with the friction by painting a line across the entire room. The problem? They painted it HORIZONTALLY, meaning Joan ended up with the ceiling, where she crawls around like a spider, throwing things at Cleo.
233** The fight devolves into a pillow fight, which JFK and Gandhi end up [[ThePeepingTom peeking in on]].
234--->'''JFK:''' Holy Toledo! They're fighting in their skivvies!
235*** And this leads to a [[Series/TheBennyHillShow Benny Hill-esque]] ChaseScene, complete with a police officer joining in, and music that sounds suspiciously like "Yakety Sax".
236** When the storm first rolls into town, we get various shots of different characters sensing it.
237---> '''Toots''': *shivering* Brr, storm's a-brewing... *the camera pans out, showing that the reason Toots is feeling cold is because he's sitting in front of an open fridge*
238---> '''JFK''': *for some reason manning a lighthouse where he's standing on the bannister, holding a storm lantern* Storms a-brewin!
239---> '''Abe''': *with Cleo* Storms a-brewin... in my heart!
240** When the storm starts picking up, Toots is reassuring Joan.
241---> '''Toots''': Now you don't need to worry about flooding, Joanie. I built this house like Noah built his ark! (Joan thinks for a moment, then her eyes widen) Yep, [[ExactWords this house? It's floodproof!]]
242---> (''lightning strikes the house, burning it to the ground'')
243---> '''Joan''': It's gone, Toots... all gone...
244---> '''Toots''': *drags a boat across dry land with an oar* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What a terrible flood!]] Holler when you see land, Joanie! (What makes this extra funny is that despite Toots' insistence that there's a flood, it's not even raining, much less flooding)
245[[/folder]]
246
247[[folder:Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts]]
248
249* The entire plot, but especially Abe adopting his Captain Lavender hippie persona after his first raisin bender, and Gandhi's strange spirit journey. Made even more hilarious when it turns out YourMindMakesItReal.
250** "Abe's my slave name, square!"
251** After falling off Scudworth's wall, Abe hits his head and has a strange vision of UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln telling him to rally the teens against the "evil raisin", and if he does, Cleo will totally do him. When he comes to, he's made an important realization: "Man, I look like a ''jackass'' in these rainbow shorts!"
252* When JFK points out the Pusher standing in the shadowy corner and wonders if he could give them raisins, the Pusher speaks out in a gutteral voice, beckoning the students with one finger and saying "Yes... Come to me... Come to me…"… Until he coughs out the gutter and speaks with a normal voice.
253--> '''The Pusher''': (coughing, stands up straight and holds an apologetic hand to his chest) Sorry. ''Come to me''.
254* The Pusher leading JFK to his "office", tricking the viewer into thinking it's just some dumpster can they're going to squat behind. But it's revealed that the Pusher [[BiggerOnTheInside has an actual office behind the dumpster, including carpet, walls, desk and two chairs.]]
255* Gandhi's spirit quest involves rescuing a fabled princess, which turns out to be the donkey/hummingbird animal that sent him on the quest to begin with. She transforms into an anthropomorphic princess and promises Gandhi that as a reward, she shall "thrice lay him"... cue a full minute of awkward backpedaling from Gandhi.
256* The live action cat eating Gandhi.
257* "Love is just an abstract concept! It can't knock down stuff!"
258* Abe and Cleo talking about going to "2nd and a Half Base" (which is apparently under the shirt, over the bra). When Cleo asks if Abe brought protection, Abe shows that he's wearing oven mitts.
259* JFK injuring himself while trying to chase off the moon when he's high on raisins.
260--> '''JFK:''' The moon, it's chasing me! Everywhere I look, there it is! KNOCK IT OFF, MOON! I'm coming up there! *attempts to jump up to the moon, but ends up crashing through the school skylight*
261* At the PTA meeting, Abe's parents say that they found raisins in Abe's pocket, but he said they belonged to Gandhi.
262--> '''Gandhi's Mother''': Our Gandhi would never do drugs! On an unrelated note, he's been missing for four days.
263* The Scooby Doo-style reveal that TheAggressiveDrugDealer The Pusher is really...Larry Hardcore (celebrity guest Creator/JackBlack), who was just hired to drum up raisin sales.
264* The song "Pusher Man" where The Pusher sings about getting kids hooked on raisins, and that it's a gateway drug to shooting up apricots.
265* After the students decide to give up raisins due to the parents making them uncool:
266-->'''Random Student''': [[AddictionDisplacement Let's smoke crack instead!]]
267[[/folder]]
268[[folder:Litter Kills: Litterally]]
269
270* The opening narration is full of lampshades, repeatedly showing pictures of [[RememberTheNewGuy Ponce]].
271-->'''Narrator''': [[OnceAnEpisode Tonight, on a very special Clone High]]. One of the clones you've grown to love will be horribly killed! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial This is not some]] [[RatingsStunt cheap ass stunt where we]] [[WeHardlyKnewYe lamely introduce a new character just to kill 'em off]]. [[TonightSomeoneDies A CLONE DIES TONIGHT]].
272* The subconscious hallucination of Poncey trying to explain to JFK that he isn't a ghost. Then JFK thinks he's a genie instead.
273-->'''Poncey:''' This is so frustrating.
274** The fact that JFK's hallucination of his best friend is calling him frustrating--even JFK's own mind can't handle his antics sometimes.
275** From the same episode:
276--->'''JFK:''' I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!
277** And during [[TheFunInFuneral the funeral]]:
278--->'''JFK:''' I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY! ''[runs off screaming]''
279* Julius Caesar eating popcorn at the funeral.
280* Ponce's DeathByIrony, where so many things go wrong in only a matter of seconds.
281* Ponce is apparently so idolized by the other students that they constantly litter just because he does.
282* JFK having a massive breakdown in the back of Abe's car. Even playing a Gameboy isn't enough to take his mind off it.
283--> '''JFK''': Now Mario's dead! Why couldn't Ponce have had three lives like Mario?!
284* During the montage where Cleo comforts JFK, we get this exchange between Abe and Joan completely out of nowhere.
285--> '''Abe''': I've been acting such the fool, Joan. I berated Cleo for Comforting JFK in his time of grief.
286--> '''Joan''': When we cast our love into the sea of human emotion, sometimes what we catch is in fate's hands.
287--> '''Abe''': I never asked to be a fisherman in such a sea as this.
288* Scudworth interrupting Glenn the Janitor's eulogy to tell him to clean up some kid's vomit.
289-->'''Glenn:''' Uh, yeah, but I'm kind of giving my son's eulogy right now.
290-->'''Scudworth:''' Ooh, yeah. If you could just do it now. Your son will still be dead when you come back!
291* Abe getting fed up with Cleo consulting JFK.
292--> '''Abe''': I’ll just leave you two alone since it looks like you're about to DO IT ANYWAY!
293[[/folder]]
294
295[[folder:Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode]]
296
297* Toots goes out looking for Joan and brings home a mountain lion by mistake, which keeps attacking him. When the real Joan finally comes back, Toots has the lion's pelt draped over his shoulders:
298-->'''Toots''': Joanie! I thought you were dead!
299-->''(Joan is visibly shocked)''
300-->'''Toots''': I shot ya for biting me so much!
301** After Toots brings the mountain lion home and it starts biting him:
302--->'''Toots''': You know my Achilles tendon is my ONE Achilles heel!
303** Cleo is upset that Joan's not sticking around for her Snowflake Day party:
304--->'''Cleo''': But you're serving the crackers! Where am I going to find a cracker girl at this late hour?!
305--->'''Toots''': Uh, Fourth and Maple.
306** Cleo's response to Joan's attempt at sabotaging her party:
307--->'''Cleo''': You've just earned yourself a one-way ticket to Snowflake Jake's Ill-Mannered List.
308--->'''Cleo's Drunk Foster Mom''' (''Slurring''): Your behavior is an emBARRAS-*passes out*
309* The RunningGag about Abe injuring his mouth. First Napoleon forces him to eat a glass he dropped at the dish pit, then he cuts his cheek open with the Knork (knife+fork), and finally he eats one of the weenie tots that Joan hid razor blades in.
310--> '''Abe:''' WHY DOES MY MOUTH KEEP GETTING CUT UP?!!
311* The ridiculous Knork Abe and Gandhi "invented" (it's clearly a cheese knife). The design process completely gets away from them until they end up with a coal-powered monstrosity you strap to your back. When they attempt to demonstrate it to potential customers, it goes haywire and carves up Abe's face.
312* The homeless teenager who looks like Music/MandyMoore that Joan meets. She insists she isn't Mandy Moore though.
313-->'''Joan:''' So... you're just an incredibly hot homeless person?\
314'''"Mandy":''' You'd be surprised how many ab rollers you find in the trash.
315* The sheer stupidity of Snowflake Day, which was created in a well-meaning but incompetent attempt at creating a non-exclusionary secular holiday, which ended up usurping all actual religious holidays. For one thing, the holiday's mascot is Pirate Jake, who brings children "spices upon spices".
316* Abe offering Joan, a '''vegetarian''', a lamb taco.
317[[/folder]]
318
319[[folder:Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode]]
320
321* Winston Churchill's promposal involving an active helicopter, Marie Antoinette, and Anne Boleyn. [[OffWithHisHead You do the math]].
322* JFK wants a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQU4bbPbr7w pahty platta]].
323* The flyer that Abe distributed around the school advertising for someone to take Joan to the prom. It features a snarling Joan pointing at the viewer a la Uncle Sam with the caption "I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM." And these delightful facts below.
324-->Janeane Garofaloesque\
325Good birthing hips\
326Not religious\
327Shaved
328* "'''''[[SayMyName STAMOS!!!!!!]]'''''"
329* '''[[RunningGag Abe/Toots/Cleo]]''': "[[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering Are you thinking what I'm thinking?]] ''MAKEOVER!!''
330** '''Joan''': "[[DeadpanSnarker Suicide!]]"
331** '''Scudworth''': "Are you programmed to be thinking what I'm thinking?"
332* Joan screaming in horror over the horrible makeover Abe gave her.
333--->'''Abe''': Joan, wait! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You forgot your sexy vampire teeth!]]
334** A well-meaning Toots makes Joan's makeover even worse due to being blind.
335* After Gandhi unknowingly rejects her, Marie Curie gets a new prom date... Creator/RockHudson. Yeah, [[IncompatibleOrientation good luck with that]], Marie.
336** Later, Marie says that he went off to teach Creator/OscarWilde how to play pool.
337[[/folder]]
338
339[[folder:Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale]]
340* Scudworth having EasyAmnesia after waking up from fainting in the past episode. He's confused why he's wearing lab gloves.
341-->'''Scudworth''': ...was I doing dishes?
342** Scudworth immediately regaining all his memories after Butlertron reminds him of his feud with Creator/JohnStamos, except for the last 30 seconds before he passed out. Which is a problem, because it was the Shadowy Figures telling him they're terminating the project and seizing the clones.
343* The Shadowy Figures have gathered everyone involved in the conspiracy, including the various celebrity guests who appeared throughout the series, telling them they're about to make their move. ...And then the Leader tells everyone to make sure to go to the bathroom before they leave. Cue the stampede as everyone rushes to the toilets.
344** Despite this, the convoy still has to stop multiple times on the way to the prom.
345--->'''Leader''': Seriously, that's the last time we stop for wee wees. If you ''have to go'', use the ash tray!
346* The prom is being held in a meat locker at a local slaughterhouse because someone scuffed the floors in the school gym.
347* JFK picking Joan up for the prom and commenting on giving her a corsage.
348-->'''JFK:''' I got a delicate flower for you... IN MY PAAAANTS!\
349''John reaches into his pants and [[SubvertedTrope pulls out a small bouquet of flowers]].''
350* JFK takes three backup dates to the prom: the Brontë Sisters. He ends up giving them to Film/TheThreeStooges.
351* After Abe runs out on Cleo before they have sex, Gandhi hurries in to try and take his place... on stilts in an Abe Lincoln costume, complete with beard.
352[[/folder]]
353
354!!Season Two
355[[folder:Let’s Try This Again]]
356* A serious meeting of the Board of Shadowy Figures devolves into water cooler gossip over who Abe was about to confess his love to in the season one finale.
357* Following the theme song, the episode opens with Abe talking to Gandhi about how he’s going to win Joan’s heart this time around… only to realize that he isn’t talking to Gandhi, but a roast chicken balanced on top of a fire-hydrant.
358** After making an ass of himself in the cafeteria, Abe wonders if Gandhi is avoiding him too. Cut to Gandhi still frozen in the meat locker.
359* Sampson’s arrival causes Scudworth to spill scalding hot coffee all over himself, which he tries to soothe by dousing himself… with the whole pot of coffee. Cue Mr. Butlertron:
360-->'''Mr. Butlertron:''' “Why would anyone do anything a second time after they got burned so badly the first time?” ''([[AsideGlance Gives a knowing look to the audience]])''
361* When Scudworth is asked why the school is full of additional clones that were not on the original class list, he cheerfully admits that he created an entire ''new'' batch of clones without the Secret Board's permission and kept the school running in secret.
362* When Sampson asks Scudworth how the OG clones took the news about being frozen for 20 years, he admits he forgot. He then holds an assembly to break the news and force the clones to watch, ''Literature/AClockworkOrange''-style, as he sings about how the world has changed in 20 years. The song lasts 6 hours and he is exhausted by the end of it.
363* Abe inadvertently using terminology that might have been acceptable in 2003 but not in 2023.
364--> '''Topher:''' We don't say "politically correct" any more. \
365'''Abe:''' Oh nice, that stuff was so ret— \
366'''Topher:''' Retired! Yes, the phrase was retired! \
367'''Abe:''' No, I was gonna say retar— \
368'''Topher:''' SHUT UP!
369** And the irony that JFK's constant talk of sex is now seen as a good thing in the more sex-positive 2020s
370* Abe’s [[DiggingYourselfDeeper increasingly worse and worse]] apology videos. The first one starts out fine… until he states that “all lives matter.” The next one has him attempt to fix it by stating that he “doesn’t see color” and that he even went as Creator/ChrisTucker for Halloween once. And it keeps getting worse as [[SanitySlippage he becomes increasingly desperate, unhinged and frustrated]], to the point that the whole thing devolves into a childishly misogynist rant.
371--> '''Abe''': I said I was sorry! So I made a couple mistakes, huh? Or is it '''Mister''-stakes now? Oh now let's not be ridiculous. O-or do I have to say "rivaginaulous" huh? Because you can comprehend like a bunch of girls!
372* The sheer lunacy that happens when Abe tries to hold his own luncheon for unity week and everyone else [[StartMyOwn wants to do their own luncheon]].
373[[/folder]]
374
375[[folder:Sleepover]]
376* While under the effects of truth serum, Mr. Butlertron confesses to getting freaky with the coffee maker. Cut to a shot of the coffee maker with a ball gag.
377** Sampson, Scudworth, and Butlertron are able to cover their asses with the Board of Shadowy Figures with a LIE serum. As the vials behind their back are shown, Sampson tells Scudworth that he is good at his job. Seems heartwarming… until you take another look at the screen.
378* The girls summon Bloody Mary during their sleepover. She promptly joins their activities, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight with nobody minding how she is a blood covered specter.]]
379* While detailing her experiences with woman 20 years ago, Joan mentions that most TV show writer’s rooms of the time usually only had one woman on staff… [[AsideGlance and glances at the audience.]]
380** Keep in mind that the one woman on staff for the original run of the show, Erica Rivinoja, is now ''the showrunner''.
381* We're introduced to Topher's foster mom Katelyn, who drags herself on her back on the kitchen floor before hoisting herself up by her elbows to greet Abe. Her appearance culminates in calling Abe "Benjamin Franklin" despite clearly addressing him as Abe Lincoln when she first met him, before climbing inside her fridge. [[StepfordSmiler Not once does she ever stop smiling despite looking like she's in constant pain.]]
382** After offering Abe a juice box or Hollandaise sauce to drink, she offers to make something when she finds the stoves. Which she is standing next to.
383* Abe’s lighthouse impression.
384* The entire flame war between JFK and Topher, especially when JFK tells Topher his penis isn't impressive and Topher retaliates by calling JFK a loser with zero friends.
385* After Joan explains that her original foster parent Toots was KilledOffscreen, one of Sampson's lizards gurgles something that subtitles translates as asking to be fed crickets after Joan is done explaining what happened to Toots.
386[[/folder]]
387
388[[folder:Anxious Times at Clone High]]
389* Scudworth attempts to win Candide’s heart by adopting a pet rabbit, claiming to have had it for years, and then throwing it in her office full of reptiles so that it gets eaten and she dates him out of guilt and sympathy… except when he does put the rabbit in with the reptiles, [[KillerRabbit it kills the reptiles instead. As in reducing them to dismembered limbs and pools of blood.]]
390* Topher is so stressed, he gets an emotional support Possum named Lucy Fur, who bites him whenever he gets anxious… which only makes him MORE anxious.
391* Joan and JFK’s canoodling leads them to be able to roll over a chain-link fence and flatten it.
392* Harriet’s biggest fear is, of all things… becoming a suburban wine mom.
393* Marie Curie dancing with the injured and comatose Creator/IanZiering.
394[[/folder]]
395
396[[folder:The Crown: Joancoming: It's a Cleo Cleo Cleo Cleo World]]
397* The selection of Prom King and Queen is treated with the same solumnity as the selection of a new pope, with the ballots being counted by students in masks and robes and the whole thing being managed by a hooded figure (really Harriet).
398* The Instructional Boogie has some very specific lyrics, including some which help Joan escape captivity and instruct the episode to end.
399* Whenever Cleo zaps someone, they obtain her hair. Special mention goes to Scudworth and Sampson for when they get zapped, a table with microphones just materializes in front of them.
400* The fact that Cleo seems to completely ignore Confucius up until he tells Joan about the Pumpkin Spice rumor and Cleo hears him.
401* What JFK says to Joan as they were building a float for homecoming.
402-->'''JFK''': You float my boat! And by boat, I mean penis and by float, I also mean penis! You penis my penis!
403[[/folder]]
404
405[[folder:Some Talking but Mostly Songs]]
406* Harriet’s musical is a love story based upon the board game Twister. The lyrics specifically mention it’s not the Creator/HelenHunt [[Film/{{Twister}} movie]].
407* How does Scudworth try to get the students to stop performing in the hallways? Perform in the hallway.
408* The opening song is mostly just an explanation of how musicals work.
409* The gag where Harriet and some football players turn out to be standing on Roombas.
410[[/folder]]
411
412[[folder:Saved by the Knoll]]
413* When Joan finally learns that JFK and Harriet kissed behind her back, she goes through the [[FiveStagesOfGrief stages of grief]]… which are a lot more than five and include damning the pair to hell, going in and out of the fetal position, treating a pinecone as a pet, and punching a tree.
414* The owner of The Grassy Knoll’s wife ended up a deep fried corpse and was mistaken for a large blooming onion. Abe even took a few bites.
415[[/folder]]
416
417[[folder:Spring Broken]]
418* Scudworth and Butlertron wind up becoming famous Vegas [=DJs=] and develop a coke habit. Once the thrill of the coke wears off, they begin to snort everything else: money, people, the city, each other…
419* The desert heat causes JFK to lose his VerbalTic and become far more verbose.
420* When Harriet ends up unconscious, Topher volunteers to giver her mouth-to-mouth.
421-->'''Topher''': As a woke, straight male ally, let me put my lips on this unconscious black woman to show how woke and straight I am!\
422'''Cleo:''' (''groans in disgust'')
423** Before Topher can give her mouth-to-mouth, Harriet comes to after catching a whiff of his bad breath from eating all that shrimp earlier in the episode.
424* Frida and Cleo’s communicating to each other via their eyebrows.
425* Mr. Butlertron plays a song that has the lyrics “I like the way this party is currently going!”
426[[/folder]]
427
428[[folder:Sexy-Ed]]
429* Sacajawea and George Washington Carver start arguing until they hear Scudworth’s saxophone and start making out with each other.
430-->'''George Washington Carver''': Your clone mother might’ve been a guide, but I’m lost in you eyes.\
431'''Sacajawea''': Your clone father might’ve been a peanut scientist, but I want to have sex with you right now!
432* When Joan and JFK break up, they both get split custody of their pet tortoise, [[RememberTheNewGuy whom they’ve had the whole time.]]
433* The Seamen singing shanties that are basically [=PSAs=] about sexual education.
434** They first appear delivering a load of oysters to the school:
435--->'''Seaman:''' Where do you want us dropping our load?\
436'''Scudworth:''' Well, for starters, my mouth! ''(Jumps into the wheelbarrow)''\
437'''Butlertron:''' ''(To the audience)'' Apologies…
438* Frida and Cleo confess their love for each other in French. And black and white. And there’s a mime in the background.
439* When the new Sex Ed tries to flirt with Abe, she steps on her saggy breast and falls over.
440* Topher calls blackmailing, “White Leveraging.”
441* After the party fails to get JFK and Joan back together, Candide hoses down the clones to get them to leave. Only for the clones to turn the party into a wet t-shirt contest.
442[[/folder]]
443
444[[folder:For Your Consideration]]
445* Ham grows on corn stalks in the ''Clone High'' universe, apparently.
446* Mr. Butlertron’s wife cheating on him with a VCR. Specifically, a Betamax player, which “will never go out of style.”
447* No matter where Mr. Butlertron is, be he on land or sea, a bus will always arrive and take him to an oddly specific location.
448* At the episode's climax, Butlertron goes to Jumper's Point, which was named for the inventor of the jumper, to kill himself by letting his battery run dry. There he finds a man about to jump to his death until Mr. B shows him a line of people waiting to take their turn to jump off the cliff which gives him second thoughts about jumping and decidces to live his life.
449* In classic Clone High fashion, the shows spoofs [[DoAndroidsDream the "Not Having A Soul" Dilemma]] that Butlertron is having in the episode as Scudworth reassures him that none of the humans he's close to have souls either, since he's a MadScientist and they're all clones, and they're all a family regardless. It's both heartwarmingly sweet and cynically funny.
450* The episode has another RunningGag where it seems like Butlertron is crying only for it to turn out to be literally some liquid dripping into his eye. At the end, after realizing he has the family he always wanted, he cries for real with no apparent outside source. Scudworth dismisses it as a malfunction of some kind.
451[[/folder]]
452
453[[folder:Clone Alone]]
454* Mr. Butlertron’s reaction to Scudworth being fired.
455-->'''Butlertron:''' There, there, sweet principal. It’s not that big of a deal.\
456'''Candide:''' You’re fired too, Mr. B.\
457'''[[RageBreakingPoint Butlertron]]:''' '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK YOOOOU!!]]''' '''''WESLEY!!!'''''
458** We later learn that this was all part of a BatmanGambit by Candide to send Scudworth on a murderous rampage to eliminate the Board. Apparently, Scudworth has tenure.
459* Candide has already erased the clones’ memories once before, making them forget poor Ghandi. He’s still in the meat locker. Frozen.
460* The Clone High College musical number, which includes this line.
461-->'''Candide:''' Eating bricks of ramen noodles and staying up late! Walking in on your roommate, trying to-\
462'''Scudworth:''' CALCULATE! I’M DOING HOMEWORK!
463** It’s also worth noting that Scudworth had his pants around his ankles and there was a bottle of lotion.
464** As soon as the song ends, it’s revealed that Candide’s singing voice was actually done by Ethel Merman.
465* The return of Scangrade and he’s as boisterous as ever.
466-->'''Joan:''' (''AsideGlance'') I mean, of ''all'' the characters to bring back...
467* JFK destroys Topher’s phone using his butt as the sharp pieces land on Topher’s face.
468[[/folder]]
469
470!!Season Three
471[[folder:Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions]]
472* When Harriet and Toussaint Louverture go to Scudworth with their complaints about the new teacher:
473-->'''Scudworth:''' Come to my secret hiding place! I believe we’re being watched…\
474''(Pan up to see Candide and all her lizards pressed against the glass ceiling, with a microphone hanging from a hole in the ceiling.)''
475* The eye-sex scene between Toussaint and Harriet. Yes. Sex between two disembodied eyeballs. Graphic sex. Including a gimp mask and strap-on.
476* When Joan tries to talk to Cleo and Frida, they both lovingly make out with each other before immediately each giving Joan a violent glare and flipping her off, while they continue to make out.
477* The Bleacher Creatures trying to figure out their new logo with options such as anarchy A’s, dripping with blood and dripping with irony. They ended up using the one with all their butts.
478[[/folder]]
479
480[[folder:Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town]]
481* After the home team wins the snorkeling games for Clone High for the first time, Scudworth corrects Abe, JFK and Confucius during their "we tried" chant to point out that they actually won this time. Abe gives the rebuttal that the fact they won doesn't mean they didn't try.
482* Scudworth comparing Mr. Butlertron to his mother when the latter obeys his instruction to turn around in a half-assed way so that he's still glaring at him in disapproval.
483* Joan’s name has now become a verb, which means “To greatly mess things up.” Ivan even points out that it has it’s own page on Urban Dictionary.
484* When Joan thwarts the Bleacher Creatures' plan by preventing Harriet from holding up the letter B so the cheerleaders' signs read "One high" instead of "Bone High" as the Bleacher Creatures intended, the Bleacher Creatures still see this as a victory, interpreting it as a marijuana joke.
485[[/folder]]
486
487[[folder:Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation]]
488* Scudworth ponders if he could simply stop paying taxes:
489-->'''Butlertron:''' Then you would go to jail.. Wesley… [[Creator/WesleySnipes Snipes.]]
490* Joan tries to cover up her friendship with Harriet from the Bleacher Creatures by lying that she was telling authority figures to eat a bag of butts, which Topher approves.
491* Abe pretending to be God by speaking in a deep voice and shining a flashlight from the rafters.
492[[/folder]]
493
494[[folder:The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero]]
495* Topher gets bitten by one of the snakes the Bleacher Creatures are planning to replace the spaghetti in the school cafeteria with, causing him to babble incoherently and fall over. Jackee the Ripper orders Ivan the Terrible to suck the poison out quickly, and he responds by [[ComicallyMissingThePoint sucking the poison from another snake and also getting poisoned]].
496* Scudworth claiming that the inflatable versions of himself and Mr. Butlertron are sex dolls after they're walked in on by Joan.
497* Joan fooling around with Scudworth's pre-recorded messages over the intercom.
498-->'''Scudworth's voice:''' Say hi to -- my fat butt!
499[[/folder]]
500
501[[folder:Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does]]
502* Mr. Butlertron yelling "What the fuck, bro?" after Confucius accidentally destroys the Valentine's Day banner he and Scudworth had set up.
503* Joan and Confucius walk together in slow motion and Van Gogh refers to it as “Slow-mo sexual.”
504* The return of Skunky Poo.
505[[/folder]]
506
507[[folder:Yell It On the Mountain: Snow Way Out]]
508* When JFK explains to Mary that he was the one who sent her a dick pic and not Abe, Mary explains that she already knew it was JFK's wiener. Since JFK has already posted pics of his ding-dong on the Internet several times before, ''everyone'' knows what his penis looks like!
509[[/folder]]
510
511[[folder:Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides]]
512* Scudworth and Mr. Butlertron's first scene has them singing karaoke in their underwear. And the song is Beethoven's Fifth Symphony!
513* In the showers, Abe is shocked to see that he's the only male student who ''hasn't'' lost his virginity. Even ''Genghis Khan'' admits to having had sex at one point.
514* Abe keeps a paper that is signed by every female in school who refuses to have sex with him.
515[[/folder]]
516
517[[folder:Cyranos: A Portmant-opus]]
518* When we see Abe and Joan disguised as Confucius's parents from Scudworth's perspective, it's shown that Scudworth is seeing them as giant dollar signs that respectively [[OneWordVocabulary only say "money" and "cash"]] and spew out heaps of gold coins when they talk.
519[[/folder]]
520
521[[folder:Cloney Island: Twist!]]
522* The PreviouslyOn segment consists solely of the entire previous episode put in fast forward, afterwards the narrator makes the claim that there's a hidden subliminal message.
523* This exchange when the students find out what Scudworth's childhood was like from reading his journal.
524-->'''Harriet:''' Whoa, I didn't know Scudworth had evil parents.\
525'''Joan:''' You thought that guy had ''normal'' parents?
526* After Scudworth learns from his long-lost lover Sandra Sandria that the deed to the island he bought is fake, she points out that he should've realized it was fake because it's written on a Long John Silver's menu. We then see a shot showing that the "deed" reads "This contract hereby states that this idiot just thinks he bought a freaking island!"
527[[/folder]]
528
529[[folder:The Cloniest Place On Earth: Missile While You Work]]
530* After several people eat the churros laced with tranquilizers that were supposed to be used to corral the students back to their designated areas on Cloney Island, a boy ends up throwing his churro into a waste bin as he falls unconscious, and the waste bin ''also'' falls over, as if it was affected by the tranquilizer, too.
531* After Scudworth's efforts to avert the missile crisis are ruined by the consoles having cups of coffee spill all over them, he assumes the coffee was left behind by Glen the Janitor. One cup rolls over to reveal that it actually belongs to Mr. Butlertron.
532-->'''Mr. Butlertron:''' Oh, yes, sir. Definitely Glen.
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