Line #46 Funny/Clerks


1	* Dante and Veronica's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OQl89ewXvc argument about blowjobs]].
2	-->'''Dante:''' ''37!'' My girlfriend sucked ''37'' dicks!\
3	'''Customer:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint In a row?!]]
4	** And when Veronica storms off, a random guy loitering outside the store overhears their argument:
5	--->'''Dante:''' Try not to suck any dicks on the way through the parking lot!\
6	''(the random guy gives a knowing smile and starts walking after her)''\
7	'''Dante:''' Hey! Hey you! Get back here!
8	** When Veronica comes back later...
9	--->'''Veronica:''' Hey Randal.\
10	'''Randal:''' [[BrickJoke Thirty-seven?!!]]\
11	'''Dante:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
12	* "People [[WrongNameOutburst say crazy shit during sex]]. One time, I called this girl '[[OedipalComplex Mom]]'."
13	* The old man asking to use the toilet in the back. He comes to the counter [[RuleOfThree three times]]: asking for a toilet, asking about the toilet paper, and asking for a dirty magazine.
14	* Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter:
15	-->'''Woman:''' Excuse me, do you sell videos?\
16	'''Randal:''' Yeah, what're you looking for?\
17	'''Woman:''' ''Happy Scrappy Hero Pup''.\
18	'''Randal:''' Uh, once second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure they got it.\
19	'''Woman:''' 'Kay.\
20	'''Randal:''' What's it called again?\
21	'''Woman:''' ''Happy Scrappy Hero Pup''.\
22	'''Little girl:''' Happy Scrappy!\
23	'''Woman:''' She loves it.\
24	'''Randal:''' Obviously. ''(into the phone)'' Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: ''Whispers in the Wind'', ''To Each His Own'', ''Put It Where It Doesn't Belong'', ''My Pipes Need Cleaning'', ''All Tit-Fucking Volume 8'', ''I Need Your Cock'', ''Ass-Worshiping Rim-Jobbers'', ''My Cunt Needs Shafts'', ''Cum Clean'', ''Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts'', ''Cum Buns III'', ''Cumming in Socks'', ''Cum on Eileen'', ''Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum'', ''Girls Who Crave Cock'', ''Girls Who Crave Cunt'', ''Men Alone II: The KY Connection'', ''Pink Pussy Lips'', oh, yeah, and, uh, ''All Holes Filled with Hard Cock''. Yup. Oh, wait a minute. ''(to the woman)'' Uh, what was that called again?
25	** The story behind this scene is actually a CMOF in it of itself: reportedly, Jeff Anderson was uncomfortable saying some of these titles (this was before it was decided to shoot himself and the woman's reactions separately) and asked Creator/KevinSmith to trim some of them down. Smith responded by ''adding three more''.
26	* Caitlin fucking the dead guy. It was dark and she thought it was Dante. "What kind of convenience store are you running here?!!"
27	* Just before Randal initiates the "jizz mopper" conversation, Dante comments "Did you ever notice all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie."
28	** Extra funny if you look behind them and realize that none of those prices end in nine.
29	* Randal in general has some witty or sardonic remark at the ready, sure to induce chuckles.
30	* "I Eat Cock!"
31	** Which gets a BrickJoke later on when Dante comes back after getting ready for his date with Caitlin, and sees Randal holding the sign with the above quote.
32	--->'''Dante:''' ''(confused)'' Who eats cock?\
33	'''Randal:''' [[RunningGag Bunch of savages in this town.]]

Context Funny / Clerks