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4	[[folder:Season 1]]
5	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS1E1AHeroForEarth A Hero for Earth]]":
6	** Wheeler's [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight utterly nonchalant reaction]] to being yanked several thousand miles without warning, followed by Gaia's dramatic entrance. Gaia herself finds it ActuallyPrettyFunny.
7	--->'''Gaia:''' So much for ''drama''.
8	** Wheeler accidentally activates his ring [[TheScottishTrope by saying "fire" offhandedly]] and blasts the floor of the Geo-Cruiser with it. A small fire starts, and Gi is forced to rush to extinguish it with her ''own'' ring.
9	--->'''Ma-Ti:''' Wheeler! Don't say "fire" until you mean it!
10	** Wheeler's reaction to the accident is quite chuckleworthy as well: first, he looks back and forth in confusion between his ring and the flames, and once the fire is out, he just stares slack-jawed at the previously burning spot, clearly shocked by what has just happened.
11	** Rigger's reaction to Captain Planet being summoned for the first time: "Holy smokes! [[OutsideContextProblem What the heck is that]], huh, ''huh?''"
12	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS1E4SkummLord Skumm Lord]]":
13	** Kwame and Ma-Ti are flying in the Geo-Cruiser trying to escape with the infected Wheeler, Linka, and Gi. Given that there is a ''[[KidsDrivingCars twelve-year-old]]'' [[KidsDrivingCars driving]] and ''three pissed off rat mutants'' in the back of the vehicle, the usually calm Kwame is [[NotSoStoic understandably and hilariously terrified]] the entire flight.
14	--->'''Kwame:''' [[AreYouSureYouCanDriveThisThing Have you ever done this before?!]]\
15	'''Ma-Ti:''' Yes, of course! [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Well, not really]]... once on Hope Island... on the flight simulator...\
16	''Kwame begins sweating and hyperventilating in terror.''
17	** Later on during the escape, Ma-Ti attempts to fly through a narrow space in the canyon, stating that he hopes they make it, as he never got that far during the simulation. Kwame throws his hands up and braces for impact, clearly thinking, "[[NowYouTellMe Oh, NOW you decide to tell me that!]]"
18	** At the end, Captain Planet gives Verminous Skumm a choice between going to jail or going to the zoo. Skumm picks the zoo because they never have any rat exhibits there and he feels that by being incarcerated at the zoo, he could start a trend.
19	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS1E6TheConqueror The Conqueror]]": Zarm's yell when Captain Planet tosses his spacecraft into a volcano is just perfect. My goodness, did Sting ''really'' ham it up.
20	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS1E15SmogHog Smog Hog]]": Hoggish Greedly's dismay at his son Junior adopting a more environment-friendly attitude.
21	-->'''Hoggish Greedly:''' HOW CAN I POLLUTE ON A BICYCLE?!
22	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS1E17DontDrinkTheWater Don't Drink the Water]]": Upon coming in to see the henchmen forcing Wheeler to his knees and finding out that Gi escaped, Looten Plunder chews out Bleak and Rigger, saying that he told them to watch the captive Planeteers. Wheeler, who sacrificed his own chances for Gi, smugly quips that [[ExactWords they did; they watched her get away]].
23	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS1E24And25TwoFutures Two Futures, Part 2]]": Wheeler is so overjoyed at being back in present time that he ''[[PlatonicKissing kisses Dr. Blight]]''. She's extremely irritated, having thought she'd gotten rid of him, and his glee at being back -- while they're still running out of air -- doesn't help her mood at all.
24	-->'''Blight:''' No, no, no! You changed history back the way it was!\
25	'''Wheeler:''' I know. Isn't it great? ''(kisses her on the cheek)''\
26	'''Blight:''' No, it's not, you ''moron!''
27	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS1E26HeatWave Heat Wave]]": Dr. Blight's OhCrap moment when she realizes her plan failed.
28	-->'''MAL:''' Someone must have broken your force field!\
29	'''Dr. Blight:''' [[ThisCannotBe Impossible!]] (''looks back to see a huge wave rushing towards her speedboat'') [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]\
30	'''MAL:''' Are you sure you still want to melt the polar ice caps?\
31	'''Blight:''' Quick, MAL, tell me everything I need to know about surfing!\
32	'''MAL:''' [[TwoWordsAddedEmphasis Just two words, Doctor: WIPE OUT!]] ''(the wave catches up to them)''
33	[[/folder]]
34	[[folder:Season 2]]
35	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS2E5ThePredator The Predator]]": At one point, Bleak sinks the Eco-copter with Kwame, Wheeler and Linka inside. When it appears they won't manage to get out, Wheeler successfully talks Linka into a NowOrNeverKiss... only for Kwame to [[MomentKiller ruin the mood]] by suddenly realizing they ''do'' have a chance to escape. Linka instantly moves away from the kiss, which doesn't please Wheeler one bit.
36	-->'''Wheeler''' ''(mildly annoyed, to Kwame):'' You could have waited another five seconds.
37	* "The Ark":
38	** When Collector allows the Planeteers to view all the animals she has collected across millennia, which includes animals long-extinct, Wheeler excitedly asks her if she has any dinosaurs, leading Collector to be offended about her age.
39	--->'''Collector:''' Wait, how old do I look? I'm only 70,000 you know!\
40	'''Gi:''' You don't look a ''day'' over 40,000.\
41	'''Collector''' ''(gratefully flattered):'' Well… thanks, Gi.
42	** After bringing the Planeteers back to Earth, Collector tries to take Dr. Blight and Hoggish Greedly instead. Gaia, however, says she'd rather keep them on Earth as well, but not because anyone would miss them. She just can't bear the thought of those two giving the humanity a bad reputation among the rest of the galaxy... and Collector admits she's got a point.
43	--->'''Collector:''' It would be a shame, wouldn't it?
44	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS2E9TheBigClamUp The Big Clam-Up]]": Ma-Ti has become a fan of old detective books, which leads to him trying to solve the mystery of the episode's mission as a detective himself. While he does end up solving the case, HilarityEnsues.
45	** At the beginning of the episode, he's imagining himself sitting in his detective office when another client arrives. Soon, it turns out that the "client" is actually Gaia who has come to tell him to go to the Crystal Chamber... but not before she's forced to wave her hand in front of his face.
46	--->'''Gaia:''' Spirit of Earth to Ma-Ti, hello!\
47	''Ma-Ti screams and falls off his chair.''
48	** Throughout the episode, Ma-Ti mimics the noir detective slang... [[{{Malaproper}} not always successfully]]. The first instance of this occurs while Gaia is briefing the Planeteers about their newest assignment.
49	--->'''Gaia:''' I want you to go to San Francisco and investigate.\
50	'''Ma-Ti:''' San Francisco? Dash Raymond's city? Gaia, I will take the cake! ''(rushes off to the Geo-Cruiser)''\
51	''beat''\
52	'''Gaia''' ''(with a sigh):'' I think he means he'll take the ''case''.
53	** Later, one of his fantasy snippets has him interrogating Linka about the issue. Hearing Linka say "fertilizer" in a seductive voice is so unexpected it ends up being borderline hilarious.
54	** Another has Ma-Ti being denied entry into a club by a bouncer. When Gi approaches and asks if there's a problem, Ma-Ti explains that Suchi is his partner in a monkey suit. Suchi tips his hat to Gi in a gentlemanly manner, causing her to giggle.
55	** There's also a scene where Skumm (who is in disguise) tries to lure the other Planeteers into a trap by playing a game of charades that would lead them to his hideout. Their answers are so off-point that Skumm becomes frustrated and just tells them the answer.
56	--->'''Skumm:''' No, you pea-brains! Pier! PIER!!\
57	'''Gi:''' Hey! Mimes aren't supposed to talk!\
58	'''Skumm:''' I know, but I only have 'til ''midnight!''
59	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS2E10AnInsideJob An Inside Job]]":
60	** While the Planeteers are making camp, Linka is having trouble setting up her tent. Wheeler offers to help her out, but she refuses, saying she can handle it herself. A moment after Wheeler leaves, [[InstantlyProvenWrong the tent collapses right on top of Linka]].
61	** Once Sludge and Blight get arrested, Sludge is non-plussed upon hearing that the sludge made at the sewage plant is good for the environment, commenting he feels small. Blight snarks that she could arrange that, prompting Sludge to angrily knock her over the railing and splashing into the sludge, causing the Planeteers to laugh at her.
62	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS2E17And18SummitToSaveEarth Summit to Save Earth]]":
63	** During their fight in Part 1, as Zarm is cowering from the blizzard that she conjured in response to his energy blast, Gaia asks him sarcastically if he's afraid of ''melting'' because of all the snow.
64	** In Part 2, while getting rid of Zarm, [[Heartwarming/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Cap pauses for a few seconds]] to [[ShipTease give Gaia an affectionate hug]]. Wheeler and Kwame, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent standing in the background]], exchange [[MeaningfulLook knowing looks]] and make faces suggesting that ''[[ShipperOnDeck they ship it]]''.
65	* "Utopia": Though the episode was produced and released in 1991, the writers and artists were apparently still imagining street gangs as looking and acting like a cross between the villains in ''WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms'' and the three punks at the beginning of the 1984 film ''Film/TheTerminator''. Apparently, none of them had seen any films on inner-city gangs made after the year 1989, such as ''Film/BoyzNTheHood'' or ''Film/DoTheRightThing''.
66	[[/folder]]
67	[[folder:Season 3]]
68	* "A Perfect World": After combating a destructive virus that was wreaking havoc in a computer, Kwame and Ma-Ti are brought back from the programming relatively unscathed... except that their voices have been swapped by accident, giving us Kwame with Ma-Ti's higher, cracking voice and Ma-Ti with a much deeper voice with the former's accent.
69	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS3E7TheGuineaPigs The Guinea Pigs]]": Suchi gives Dr. Blight [[http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/captainplanet/images/8/8d/1gpigs3.png/revision/latest?cb=20150910200413 a "special haircut"]] at the end of the episode.
70	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS3E8OKAtTheGunfightCorral OK at the Gunfight Corral]]": Upon realizing that their time trip will take them to the Old West, Wheeler is outright elated – to Linka's annoyance mixed with embarrassment.
71	-->'''Wheeler:''' Yee-haw! Head them up and move them out!\
72	'''Linka:''' ''Bozhe moi...''
73	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS3E10HogTide Hog Tide]]": When Wheeler [[ArbitrarySkepticism questions elements of her tale]] one time too many, Gaia becomes a little exasperated with him.
74	-->'''Gaia:''' Wheeler, who's telling this story, you or me?\
75	'''Wheeler''' ''(with a sigh):'' You are, Gaia...
76	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS3E11AFormulaForHate A Formula for Hate]]":
77	** It's obviously [[{{Narm}} not supposed to be]], but the nonchalant way the doctor says, "There are only a few ways to contract the virus – using drugs with needles, unprotected sex, or that blood transfusion a few years back..." without a single pause is just... ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice priceless]]''.
78	** And of course, Todd's reaction when he finds out: "[[=AIDS=]] ''stinks!''"
79	* "The Night of the Wolf": Wheeler's reaction when he realizes [[TheBabyOfTheBunch Ma-Ti]] has developed [[FirstLove his first crush]].
80	-->'''Wheeler:''' Ma-Ti? With a ''girl?''
81	[[/folder]]
82	[[folder:Season 4]]
83	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS4E1And2MineIsTerribleToWaste A Mine Is a Terrible Thing to Waste]]": When the four older Planeteers are having an argument over what issues to tackle next, they don't even notice Gaia appearing right in front of them. She resorts to [[NoisyShutUp unleashing a few thunders to shut them up]]... not unlike a mother stopping her young children's spats.
84	-->'''Gaia:''' Time OUT!\
85	''The bickering Planeteers fall silent and finally look at her, [[JawDrop mouths open]].''
86	* "Missing Linka":
87	** The beginning of the episode has Ma-Ti and Suchi pranking a sleeping Wheeler by tickling his face with Suchi's tail.
88	** Wheeler's stunned reaction to Linka [[RelativeError clarifying that Mishka is not her boyfriend, but her older brother]] after he's spent the entire episode convinced that she had a beau back home.
89	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS4E5TheUnbearableBlightnessOfBeing The Unbearable Blightness of Being]]":
90	** Due to the real Dr. Blight [[IdiotBall not telling him about her plan]], MAL believes Gaia-as-Blight's every word. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Every. Single. One.]] At one point, he's even convinced that "Blight" has gotten the Planeteers on their side.
91	--->'''MAL:''' She's won them over already? What a woman! What a doctor! What a villain!
92	** This also backfires on the real Blight spectacularly in the end, because shortly before switching back, Gaia has instructed MAL to do a bunch of eco-friendly things, no matter how much she (or rather, the real Blight) tells him to stop later.
93	--->'''Blight''' ''(angrily):'' MAL, you ''idiot!'' I command you to ''stop!''\
94	'''MAL''' ''(calmly):'' Certainly, Doctor, just as soon as I've carried out your orders.\
95	'''Blight:''' But that wasn't ''me!'' That was ''Gaia!'' Take me back and I'll ''prove'' it!\
96	'''MAL:''' Absolutely, Doctor. Right after we clean up that nuclear power plant and replant that clear-cut forest.\
97	'''Blight:''' ''[[BigNo NO!]]''
98	* "Wheeler's Ark":
99	** The Planeteers are bringing homeless endangered animals to Hope Island in a misguided effort to protect them, much to Gaia's dismay, and eventually get tasked with taking them back where they belong. The kids don't seem to get the idea, though, and instead pick up even ''more'' endangered animals, plus a rare plant found by Kwame. Wheeler is definitely ''not'' happy about all this.
100	--->'''Wheeler:''' What's next? Endangered ''[[DeadpanSnarker rocks]]?''
101	** At the end of the episode, Wheeler changes his mind and takes his friends' original attitude to the extreme, adopting even ''a whale''... once again, to Gaia's dismay.
102	--->'''Gaia:''' Planeteers... do we have a communication problem?
103	** Almost immediately afterwards, Linka says that they can try to take the animals back again, causing Gaia to let out a horrified BigNo.
104	--->'''Gaia''' ''(with a slightly embarrased chuckle):'' Please, no, no, no. [[MayItNeverHappenAgain I'll handle it this time]].
105	** In contrast to Gaia, Captain Planet is in full CoolUncle mode, happily helping the kids transport the adopted whale to Hope Island. The only mature thing he does is telling Gaia to "get ready for a tall tale".
106	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS4E14BugOff Bug Off]]": Captain Planet [[IntentionalMessMaking makes a mess in Skumm's lab]], merrily singing his own version of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"... [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike rather like Skumm earlier in the episode.]]
107	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS4E17JailHouseFlock Jail House Flock]]":
108	** Captain Planet is sent to jail. It's a real episode of this series, mind you.
109	** The judge at Captain Planet and the Planeteers' trial gives a pretty hilarious response to Wheeler deciding to defend himself and his teammates.
110	--->'''Judge:''' Have mercy! [[AFoolForAClient Another TV-taught would-be lawyer]].
111	* "High Steaks": The Planeteers are about to start a volleyball match, when Gaia calls them to the Crystal Chamber. This time, she has good news about a sustainable cattle ranch. After she relates it to them, Wheeler asks if they can now go back to their match. Gaia's answer makes him change his mind ''instantly''.
112	-->'''Wheeler:''' So, uh, now can we get back to our game?\
113	'''Gaia''' ''(rather smugly):'' Sure... if you'd rather play ball than ride the open range.\
114	'''Wheeler''' ''(excited):'' You mean we get to go to Paradise Ranch?
115	* "Planeteers Under the Glass": At the end, Dr. Blight and MAL escape into the virtual world to get away from the heroes. Unknown to the two villains, Dr. Derek had altered their destination where she trapped them in a video game called "Pollution Eater". Dr. Blight and MAL run for their lives from some giant monstrous worm trying to eat them as the heroes watch in amusement.
116	-->'''Dr. Blight''' ''(running for her life on the computer screen):'' MAL!!!!!\
117	'''Ma-Ti:''' Are we going to let them out?\
118	''Captain Planet and Dr. Derek look at each other for a moment and smile impishly.''\
119	'''Both:''' Mmmmm... later... maybe.\
120	''{{Everybody laughs\|Ending}}.''
121	[[/folder]]
122	[[folder:Season 5]]
123	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS5E2Hollywaste Hollywaste]]":
124	** This exchange when Dr. Blight prepares to steal her sister's identity:
125	--->'''Dr. Blight:''' I can step into Bambi's shoes any time.\
126	'''MAL:''' Her ''shoes'', maybe, but not her jeans, at the rate you're scarfing doughnuts.
127	*** And sure enough, some time later, Dr. Blight tries to put on Bambi's jeans and ends up ripping them.
128	** After Dr. Blight pulls a switch on Bambi, she engages in BadBadActing. The producers decide to "get Creator/KathSoucie to loop her voice later", to which Linka says to herself, "I hope they get that Soucie person". Extra funny because Kath Soucie voices both Linka and Bambi.
129	** When the real Bambi shows up and tells the Planeteers who the imposter is, they're confused because they never heard of "Babs", and Bambi has to refer to her sister as [[LastNameBasis "Dr. Blight"]] for them to understand.
130	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS5E3TheGhostOfPorkaloinPast The Ghost of Porkaloin Past]]":
131	** When frightened by the ghost of his grandfather Don Porkaloin, Hoggish Greedly [[FrightInducedBunkmate forces himself into Rigger's bed]] and kicks him out, claiming that the bed can't support both of them. Not long after, the bed ends up collapsing under Greedly's weight.
132	** Captain Planet shows up DisguisedInDrag near the end of the episode.
133	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS5E7NoPlaceLikeHome No Place Like Home]]": Dr. Blight attempts twice to shoot the heroes with her laser gun, and fails both times due to her own shortsightedness.
134	** First, she orders MAL to blast the Planeteers while they're returning to the Geo-Cruiser after finding the first clue in their search for Gaia. MAL tries to object politely, but Blight cuts him off and shouts at him to just shoot the laser... then gets furious when it doesn't hit its mark. MAL immediately retorts that this is ''exactly'' what he was trying to warn her about.
135	--->'''Dr. Blight:''' ''MAL!'' How could you ''miss?!''\
136	'''MAL:''' I tried to tell you – we're out of ''range!''
137	** A bit later, after the kids summon Captain Planet, she manages to get him at gunpoint, only for MAL to turn their aircraft around at the last moment – because it has almost run out of fuel, due in part to how she had designed it in the first place. Blight tries to argue with him, but he doesn't relent, making her able to just complain like a whiny child as she's carried off in the craft.
138	--->'''Dr. Blight:''' This time, I'll take ''him'' out myself! End of the line, Planet! Ready... aim...\
139	'''MAL:''' Warning! Low fuel! Time to turn back!\
140	'''Dr. Blight:''' ''I'm'' in charge here, and ''I'' wanna waste Wonder Weeny!\
141	'''MAL:''' Sorry, Doctor, but this craft is a real gas-guzzler, ''just the way you like it.''\
142	'''Dr. Blight:''' But he was ''mine!''
143	* "No Small Problem":
144	** At one point, Ooze sings, "Jingle bells, Sly Sludge smells 15 miles away!"
145	** At the end of the episode, Sly Sludge faints over finding out that Dr. Blight's shrink ray cost a million dollars.
146	* "Numbers Game":
147	** This exchange when Wheeler discovers that Linka is middle-aged and pregnant.
148	--->'''Wheeler:''' What happened to you?\
149	'''Linka:''' Oh, you know what happened to me! ''(winks)''
150	** While pollution runs rampant and animals are all apparently extinct, the Planeteers, now in their forties, have to call out Captain Planet, which starts out normal enough... Until he appears as somewhat more grouchy than years ago.
151	--->''' Kwame:''' Let our powers combine. Earth.\
152	'''Wheeler:''' Fire.\
153	'''Linka:''' Wind.\
154	'''Gi:''' Water.\
155	'''Ma-Ti:''' Heart. ''(ring farts)''\
156	'''Captain Planet:''' By your powers combined, I am...! ''(hacking cough)'' [[SubvertedCatchPhrase Waddaya want now, huh?!]]
157	* "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS5E13WhosRunningTheShow Who's Running The Show?]]":
158	** The Eco-Villains are bored and irritated by [[CreatorCameo Fred Lerner]]'s eco-friendly TV, and decide to "make it better" (in what Dr. Blight calls "Operation Sweeps Week"), by invading Lerner's studios and tying him up ([[{{Squick}} stuffing one of Greedly's socks into his mouth]]).
159	** A few minutes later, the Planeteers are watching [[Creator/JonathanWinters Eco the Clown]] and his antics, when [[HostileShowTakeover MAL interrupts]]. He introduces the hosts... and the curtain rises to reveal Blight, Greedly, Skumm and Nukem all fighting over the microphone. MAL's monitor swings into view to [[IsThisThingStillOn remind them they're on the air]].
160	** Some of the new programming includes "The Kilowatt Clan" (about an electrifying family -- because they live right beneath high-voltage power lines), and a wrestling match ("Rumble for the Rainforest"), featuring one of Lerner's subordinates in an ill-fitting Captain Planet outfit... versus Duke Nukem, who chases the poor schlub around with a [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]] (which ends up breaking on one of the nearby trees). The wrestling is even funnier from a meta-perspective when one remembers Ted Turner owned Wrestling/WorldChampionshipWrestling and was about to launch ''Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro''.
161	** Other bits include [[ParodyCommercial fake commercials]], like "[[WesternAnimation/SgtSavageAndHisScreamingEagles Soldier Sam and his Sadistic Slammers]]" ([[MyLittlePanzer action figures armed with real weapons]]), and Dr. Blight hawking a product to make your toilet flushes really bad for the environment, with a guy inside the tank fishing and snagging a mutant, three-headed fish.
162	** The Planeteers arrive, and to sneak past Greedly (who's taking tickets), they [[PieInTheFace shove a pie into his face]]. This being Greedly, he doesn't mind. They get in, only for Wheeler to tell Nukem to "Pick on somebody your own size!" They run, and Nukem begins blasting. He's [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy not very accurate]], though.
163	--->'''Skumm:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Haven't you ever heard]] [[LampshadeHanging of target practice?]]
164	** After freeing Eco the Clown ("I was smacking my nose against the wall for hours hoping someone would hear!"), the Planeteers [[CompanyCrossReferences don]] [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Flintstone costumes]]. When Nukem sees them, they claim they're "The Filthstones".
165	--->'''Nukem:''' Oh, okay. Break a leg!
166	** The Eco-Villains are planning to blow up the studios, and proceed to begin filming "Nuklo: Even More Blood". Nukem asks what his motivation is, and a frustrated Blight goes "VIOLENCE! Your motivation is violence!"
167	** Then, as they commence acually making the movie, Nukem has a missile truck brought in somehow.
168	--->'''Dr. Blight:''' [[OhCrap Nukey, baby... is that a real nuclear bomb?]]\
169	'''Duke Nukem:''' Naturally! I'm a method actor!\
170	'''Dr. Blight:''' Fine! But the rest of us prefer not to be irradiated. ''(hands Nukem a non-nuclear missile)''\
171	'''Duke Nukem:''' Oh, all right...
172	[[/folder]]
173	[[folder:Season 6]]
174	* "Frog Day Afternoon": When the other Planeteers find the shrunken Linka's and Wheeler's empty clothes.
175	-->'''Ma-Ti:''' Where would they have gone?\
176	'''Kwame:''' Without their clothes?
177	* "A Good Bomb Is Hard to Find": Hitler ([[NoHistoricalFiguresWereHarmed with a Fu Manchu mustache]], because otherwise, they'd get in trouble with the censors and other MoralGuardians) inflicts pain on Captain Planet by ''staring at him''.
178	* "Dirty Politics":
179	** The future Dr. Blight outright ''laments'' that her daughter wound up being her polar opposite, and puts the "blame" on MAL.
180	--->'''Dr. Blight:''' My own daughter turning on me! [[WhereDidWeGoWrong How could I have raised an eco freak?]] ''(angrily):'' Why did I let you hack into MAL's memory bank and study the planet pains? ''(still angrily, to MAL):'' It's all ''your'' fault! You ''ruined'' her! ''(starts pounding on MAL's monitor)''
181	** At the end, once all is said and done, and the younger Planeteers are about to return to their own time, Betsi informs both them and the older team of MAL's HeelFaceTurn... which is when the Planeteers notice something quite unusual.
182	--->'''Younger Gi:''' Betsi's got her "Uncle MAL" wrapped around her finger.\
183	'''Older Wheeler:''' I'll say. The way he ''dotes'' on her, you'd think he was her ''dad''.\
184	''beat''\
185	'''The whole younger team:''' Nah!
186	[[/folder]]

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