Line #0 Funny/Californication

Context Funny / Californication

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1	-->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pwUQRnJ94I Motherfuckeeeer!]]"''
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3	* Hank puts Becca's headphones on as he gladly exclaims "oh Eagles!" but the music is a heavy guitar riff, then he takes a second look and mutters "oh, Eagles of Death Metal"
4	* ''The Apartment''. A little blue kimono. Enough said.
5	* Season 4. Episode 4. That is all.
6	** THAT MONKEY WAS A DEVIANT AND A COCKBLOCKER!
7	** SILENCE AGENT!
8	** "I want to shoot you in the dick with a paintball gun."
9	** "Anyone else want to get high?" Cue Hank, Charlie, Stu ''and the monkey'' raising their hands.
10	*** And later on:
11	---> '''Abby''': How high are you right now?
12	---> '''Hank''': Significantly.
13	* Season 5, episode 7:
14	---> '''Bates''': Why must two men be confined to handshakes and hugs? What happens when that's not enough?
15	---> '''Hank''': You come out of the closet!
16	---> '''Bates''': For such a fine man you're so damn limited.
17	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYkpnJtT7vQ When Hank's alleged son is born]] and happens to be black, Hank celebrates it like a football player after scoring a goal. The moustached man "[[Creator/SalvadorDali Dalí]]" is also content.
18	-->Wooohooya, the baby is black Karen! Baby is black! Goddamit I knew I didn't knock her up!
19	* "Charlie, are you inside that woman?"
20	* Almost every appearance of Eddie Nero. Special mention to his "I put a man in my mouth" MethodActing speech.
21	** Particularly amusing is his insistance on greeting Hank by coming out of nowhere and tackling him to the ground. After he does this in front of Atticus in season 6 the following conversation takes place:
22	-->'''Atticus''': Can I have a go at that? I quite like the idea of tackling Hank.
23	-->'''Eddie''': No man, that's MY thing!
24	* The real estate agent's "[[CrossesTheLineTwice role-playing fantasies]]" with Charlie.
25	* When Charlie is fired, he barges in ready to go down with a fight, only to be presented with devastating evidence of his jerking around. His "one time" defense doesn't fly and finally leaves from where he came. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daP9UatPjbc Runkle is ankling, huuuuuuh!!!]]
26	* Charlie jizzing in his pants during a lap dance; he first tries to justify it "You were grinding!" and then tries to pass it off as a compliment.
27	* Charlie cums in his pants once again, in the middle of a cardiac arrest, in an office. Witnessed by a dozen people.

Context Funny / Californication