Line #45 Funny/CHIKARA


1	* The match between Wrestling/TheSuperSmashBrothers (including Player Uno) and [[Wrestling/HunterJohnston Delirious]][=/=]Hallowicked's team Incoherence. All of it. Especially because Delirious spends most of the match trading oldschool video game references with Player Uno, though it starts with Delirious mocking Player Uno for his RedBaron "The 8-Bit Luchador," telling him to "live in the now," since Incoherence are [[TechnologyMarchesOn "1080p" and "[=HDTV=]"]].
2	-->'''Delirious''': Platform/TurboGrafx16!\
3	(''audience cheers'')\
4	'''Louden Noxious''': (''on commentary'') You got your wish, Mikey. You happy?\
5	'''Mike Quackenbush''': (''on commentary'') That was a wish that could've gone unfulfilled.\
6	'''Louden Noxious''': Incoherence is really playing some mind games with the Super Smash Brothers...\
7	'''Player Uno''': Platform/Nintendo64!\
8	'''Louden Noxious''': ...getting under their skin, these various--\
9	'''Delirious''': [[Platform/ThreeDOInteractiveMultiplayer 3D0]]!\
10	(''[[CollectiveGroan audience groans]]'')\
11	'''Player Uno''': GET OUT!\
12	'''Mike Quackenbush''': "Get out!" says Player Uno, as does every self-respecting gamer!
13	** But the real [[BerserkButton crossing-the-line moment]] came when Delirious took it just a little [[MyGirlIsNotASlut too far]]: "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Princess Peach]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwbKcZAveiU is a TRAMP!]]"
14	--->(''audience groans very loudly; the ref stumbles and falls over in shock'')\
15	'''[[Wrestling/KaijuBigBattel Louden Noxious]]''': We normally have trouble understanding [[TheUnintelligible Delirious]], but that was loud and clear!\
16	'''Player Uno''': (''[[BerserkButton promptly flipping his shit]]'') YOU DO NOT SAY THAT ABOUT HER! SHE'S THE MOST WONDROUS WOMAN IN THE WORLD!
17	** Made even FUNNIER when Delirious unknowingly hits Player Uno's pause button on his tights and doesn't realize it and doesn't know how to get Uno going again. Delirious tries blowing on him.
18	--->'''Louden Noxious''': [[LampshadeHanging Those pesky NES cartridges, and their lint-gathering.]]
19	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BEwWIfy0Jg Damn pause button!]]
20	* A large tag team match breaks down into a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MYKRsJUR0s baseball game]].
21	** Only made funnier by the fans' whole-hearted participation in the whole thing (they do ''the wave'', for crying out loud!), and Jimmy "Equinox" Olsen and Mike Quackenbush's commentary:
22	--->'''Quackenbush''': This never happens during our matches, Jimmy.\
23	'''Olsen''': We're missing out.\
24	(''later'')\
25	'''Fan in Crowd''': We wanna pit-CHER, not a belly it-CHER!\
26	'''Crowd''' (''chanting'') BELLY ITCHER! (''clap clap clap-clap-clap'') BELLY ITCHER!\
27	'''Quackenbush''': Ohh, they're gettin' him with the "belly itcher" chant!
28	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPS2nwMqZ5Y It's CHIKARA]], [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown!]]
29	* "...[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKK3Tu2IAU what?! Nooooo!]] Music/TheSugarhillGang up in this beast!" (aka CHIKARA: The Musical).
30	** You can't read [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CAAy8_-lU Bryce's Poker Face]]
31	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_kvTAoSW0g Colt Cabana's just going to slap you.]]
32	* We have what one Website/YouTube commenter says is the "new most electrifying move in sports entertainment": [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkEvzPTbayw&NR=1 the Pants on the Ground Elbow.]]
33	* Claudio Castagnoli versus the ring steps. He goes to walk up the steps. The steps slide out from underneath him. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFY0wFf6Z4w European Uppercuts]] [[HilarityEnsues ensue]].
34	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS8bG5rJbQs It's happened more than once.]]
35	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v2u76Aosmg C-H-I-K-A-R-A spells Rasslin'!]]
36	* March 25th, 2012: In the course of a single match for CHIKARA, Wrestling/ChuckTaylor and Archibald Peck managed to rack up five [=CMOFs=].
37	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ5i5_-peCY All Archie wanted was a hug...]]
38	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOwz8_PS7ZM Archie 3:16 says I just stomped your butt!]]
39	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_YIfVzko5k Archie's first springboard!]]
40	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDw0ivvq9Nk "Take the picture!"]], guest starring Icarus.
41	** While going for his finisher, Archie [[http://i.imgur.com/CC9hOiJ.jpg got his head stuck in the low ceiling]].
42	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CAAy8_-lU Bryce Remsburg OWNS Icarus AND Amasis in a dance-off, complete with Ophidian marking out and fans bowing and cheering for him.]]
43	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gii4J-jNiY THIS...IS...AWE...SOME. clap...clap...clapclapclap ]]
44	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slY2ZCcJDZw "CORBIN! QUIT SCREWING AROUND!"]]
45	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX5l9iqh2xA UL...TRA...MAN...TIS. clap...clap...clapclapclap]]
46	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UojjuiVzdCw Slow motion...miming?!]]
47	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Reae854HTXk Slow motion fail!]]
48	* Unimpressed with how Darkness Crabtree is kicking Mano Metallico, Metallico's own partner Crossbones [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4u3Hnys8DY starts giving everyone kicking lessons]].[[note]]By the end of the video, Metallico's been kicked by Crabtree, Crossbones, Icarus, Jolly Roger, Lance Steel, Gran Akuma, Larry Sweeney, Bryce Remsburg, ring announcer Carolina Jim, Eddie Kingston, cameraman Gary from Smart Mark Video, Allison Danger, and a fan, plus he's lost his pudding cup.[[/note]]
49	* The one light moment in the original Wrestling/DieBruderschaftDesKreuzes invasion at the end of ''Three-Fisted Tales,'' after Mike Quackenbush and Claudio Castagnoli have entered the ring to confront the two masked men.
50	-->'''MASKED MAN #1''': "Don't insult me!"
51	-->'''FAN''': "Insult him!"
52	-->'''MASKED MAN #1''': Don't test my patience. (Points to The Order of The Neo-Solar Temple [[=UltraMantis=] Black, Delirious and [=Vökoder=]]) Send me the man with the real power!
53	-->'''FAN''': Wrestling/{{Vince McMahon}}?
54	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBeOQExmI-0 Los Ice Creams. Sprinkles. That is all.]]
55	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u32ZtZs0Odk "IT'S GONNA MAKE A BLISTER!"]]
56	* To the delight of most of the audience, Chuck Taylor [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpO4eIIfUHE owns a heckler]].
57	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-j76XSqczE Mike Quackenbush hilariously attempts to put an end to Shayne Hawke's complaining.]]
58	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jWaeyqJ7_w Kobald vs. a balloon!]]
59	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_znZO6gqu0 The Young Bucks teach the Latvian Proud Oak how to superkick.]]
60	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrB6CSZFuYs "NOT OUR MUSIC!"]]
61	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGNIMqKnwPs Vin Gerard refuses to do situps.]]
62	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4B7eTiE4Fc "OH, CANADA!"]]
63	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S47je7JgWBA And the entire match that followed. Which included a spontaneous game of duck duck goose.]]
64	* A completely amped Scott "Jagged" Parker [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBiN7wsL680 takes an old-school selfie]].
65	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOb9GtAe0_8 Swirlie time!]]
66	* Mike Quackenbush [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NXPgqw1nJg has some fun]] with a pre-Flood Dr. Cube.
67	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMnzbVe8vig Fake Seth Rogen has Kobald's back!]]
68	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EhmWwX5n0I "WATCH YOUR HEAD! WATCH YOUR HEAD!"]]
69	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_VIk4mnlME "HUGS ARE AWESOME!"]], AKA the night we were all jealous of Bryce Remsburg.
70	* Bryce Remsburg once again completely [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBv8UoLc3yk stealing the show]]. [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker Ref in peace.]]
71	* Aniversario 2015: Jervis Cottonbelly demonstrates [[https://youtu.be/s4q1yVn8pUY?t=5m40s his variation on the sleeper hold.]]
72	* When Chuck Taylor TM and DUSTIN teamed up, they were announced as "from recent binding litigation".
73	* 3.0 and the bWo from King of Trios 2015: Jagged and Blue Meanie end up locking hands for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qJfGVjJleA a thumb war]]. The fans go nuts for it. Crowning moment comes when the fans start chanting [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome "Two thumbs enter, one thumb leaves!"]]

Context Funny / CHIKARA