Line #13 Funny/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand


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4	!!For the pilot movie, ''The Adventure Begins''
5	* This exchange between Buzz and Warp. Buzz & Warp are investigating an asteroid, and Buzz immediately makes a remark about how he "knows" Zurg is behind whatever they may find there.
6	-->'''Buzz''': It's my worst fear come true.
7	-->'''Warp''': Here we go...
8	-->'''Buzz''': This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance; evil Emperor Zurg! \
9	({{beat}})
10	-->'''Warp:''' ''What'' '''''PLOT'''''?! You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck in a tree!\
11	'''Buzz:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That fiend! Why can't he leave the kitty cats out of his nefarious schemes?]]
12	* How Buzz gains access to Zurg's evil base: Warp knocks on the door, and a Grub answers... at which point Warp slams the door on the guy.
13	* XR initially repeating everything Buzz says.
14	-->'''Buzz:''' Could you not do that?\
15	'''XR:''' Could you not do that?
16	* When the [=LGMs=] are showing Buzz XR and Nebula walks in.
17	-->'''Buzz''': And.. Commander Nebula approved a robot ''ranger''? ....He hates robots.\
18	(beat)
19	-->'''LGM''': Well, he doesn't exactly... know.\
20	'''Cmdr. Nebula''': [[RightBehindMe He does, NOW!]]\
21	'''LGM''': [[OhCrap Oh, hello, Commander!]]\
22	'''Cmdr. Nebula''': So you went ahead and built that expendable ranger?\
23	'''LGM''': Uh, ''experimental'' ranger...\
24	'''Cmdr. Nebula''': '''''UNAUTHORIZED RANGER!'''''\
25	'''LGM''': Well, uh, technically it ''was'' authorized... by you... aha... we slipped it in under our vacation request.\
26	'''Cmdr. Nebula''': [[{{Touche}} Craters. They always get me that way]].
27	** And when they're attempting to rebuild XR later -- the key word being ''attempt'' -- without the [[HiveMind Unimind]], the [=LGMs=] are practically useless, and they use all sorts of NoodleImplements to try and "fix" XR (really they just try to fit stuff into his body), including a ''live chicken''; lampshaded by Buzz when he says "They have ''lost it''."
28	* Zurg's unoriginal name for his new lackey.
29	-->'''Zurg''': I shall call you, ''Agent Z''!
30	-->'''Agent Z''': That's stupid.
31	-->'''Zurg''': ''(barely audible)'' MY MOTHER USED TO CALL ME THAT!
32	-->'''Grub''': He really likes that name! He's been saving it for a really evil henchman!
33	-->'''Agent Z''': [[{{OpinionFlipflop}} Agent Z! Love it! Especially the whole 'Z' thing!]]
34	* After Zurg steals the Uni-mind, Commander Nebula wonders what he would want with it. Buzz can only assume what he's plotting even as they speak. Then we cut to Zurg's base as he tries to set the first part of his plan into place while losing his patience.
35	-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': BLAST! ZURG KNOWS THE LITTLE GREEN GUYS KEEP STAR COMMAND RUNNING! That stinkin' buckethead! HE DID THIS TO CRIPPLE OUR OPERATION!\
36	'''Buzz''': No, Commander. If that's all Zurg wanted, he could've destroyed the Uni-Mind. Instead, he had his new lackey Agent Z steal it.\
37	'''Cmdr. Nebula''': But why? What's he gonna do with it?\
38	'''Buzz''': I don't know exactly. But I believe that Zurg is hatching his most diabolical scheme yet.\
39	(''cut to Zurg Tower, bottom left of the screen, subtitles type in "Zurg Tower: New home of the Uni-Mind."'')\
40	'''Zurg''': [[IronicEchoCut This is my most diabolical scheme yet!]] Assuming that the freakshow, known as my staff, [[SuddenlyShouting CAN DO ONE THING RIGHT!]]\
41	'''Grub''': Of course, my evil emperor. And, uh, who better to give you the good news than, uh... (''Runs off and gets one of the Brain Pods, who is carrying a clipboard of data.'') Brain Pod #13! (''Runs away'')\
42	'''Brain Pod #13''': Huh? ''(Looks up at Zurg and screams)'' Okay, hi, uh, Mr. Evil Emperor. How are you? You look very terrific. Very sinister today. Ahem. ''(Clears his throat and puts the clipboard down)'' [[AsYouKnow We believe that just as the Uni-Mind connected all the [=LGMs=], it'd hopefully allow you to reach out and ensnare every innocent mind in the Galactic Alliance. You know, a mind slave, evil puppet scenario. Heheh.]]\
43	'''Zurg''': You're telling me my plan. I already ''know'' the plan. I ''made up'' the plan. It's ''my'' plan. What I ''don't'' know is how close you idiots are '''''TO ACCOMPLISHING MY PLAN!'''''\
44	'''Brain Pod #13''': Oh, y-y-yeah, kinda an outdoor voice there. (''Looks back at his clipboard'') Okay, naturally, the first step of the plan is to turn the Uni-Mind from "Good" to "Evil", but um...we really don't have any idea how. You see, um...\
45	'''Zurg''': '''''LAME-BRAIN!''''' (''fires laser beam from his eyes at Brain Pod #13, who narrowly dodges it and speeds away.'')
46	* XR's plan for dealing with Zurg.
47	-->'''XR''': I got [[TwoWordsObviousTrope two words for you all]]. Time share! You all love it. I know, I know. Monday through Wednesday, the universe will admittedly belong to Zurg. But Thursday through Saturday, it's ours! We alternate on Sundays. What d'ya think?
48	-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': (''to the [=LGMs=]'') Sweet Mother of Venus, what did you do to him?!\
49	'''LGM 1''': We, uh, fixed him.\
50	'''LGM 2''': Yeah. I think.\
51	'''Cmdr. Nebula''': '''[[SuddenlyShouting GET THAT THING OUTTA HERE!]]'''\
52	'''XR''': ''(being carried out of the meeting room)'' What did I say? Come on! You know the time-share idea is solid and you're jealous!
53	* When Zurg is about to fire his evil invention.
54	-->'''Zurg''': Soon my Zurgatronic Megaray will be fully operational! Install the Evil Uni-Mind. (''Rockets lift the now-evil Uni-Mind and place at the center of laser.'') Now, load the Crystallic Fusion Cell. The Zurgatronic Megaray will use the Uni-Mind to spread my evil across the universe! Oh-oh, yeah!\
55	'''Agent Z''': [[GenreSavvy You haven't won till Lightyear's out of the picture]].\
56	(''Grub operating a crane lifts up a giant battery and places it in the slot'')\
57	'''Grub''': Fusion Cell loaded!\
58	'''Zurg''': Fire Zurgatronic Mega Ray!\
59	'''Grub''': Firing [[{{Malaproper}} Zurgarrific]] Ray!\
60	'''Zurg''': '''''ZURGATRONIC''''', YOU LACKWIT!\
61	'''Grub''': Heheh. Sorry.\
62	'''Zurg''': [[ActuallyPrettyFunny "Zurgarrific"'s not bad, though. Let's file it for future use.]] (''machine powers up...then suddenly flickers and dies out; Grub shrugs'') Did you make sure that ''the plus end went to the plus part, AND THE MINUS END'' '''''WENT TO THE MINUS PART?!'''''\
63	'''Grub''': (''stammers, and rushes over to the battery to see [[EpicFail it's placed the wrong way]]'') Oh... That would do it, huh?\
64	'''Zurg''': [[SurroundedByIdiots Daaargh...!]] (''[[FacePalm facepalms]]'')
65	* When they cut back to the finally finished Zurgatronic Megaray:
66	-->'''Zurg''': You're SURE this time?
67	-->'''Grub''': Uh, reasonably...
68	-->'''Zurg''': Let's test it out before we hit Star Command. We need a target that won't, uh, shoot back...
69	-->'''Brain Pod 29''': May I suggest Ryzome, Emperor?
70	-->'''Zurg''': The planet of the vegetarians! Delicious suggestion, Number, uh... 29. How long have you been with my evil organization?
71	-->'''Brain Pod 29''': In total, or since I've been a brain in a jar?
72	-->'''Zurg''': Brain... in a jar.
73	-->'''Brain Pod 29''': 4 years next week!
74	-->'''Zurg''': Fascinating! Now...
75	-->'''Brain Pod 29''': That reminds me, I am due for a cost of living raise! When I gave up my body, certain promises were made...
76	-->'''Zurg''': [[{{SuddenlyShouting}} I WAS JUST BEING POLITE! I DON'T REALLY CARE! Now, unless anyone else wants to tell me his or her life story, can we SHOOT THE BIG GUN?]]
77	* There was a moment during the climatic battle where Zurg orders his minions to target his dark HiveMind ray at the 'planet of widows and orphans'.
78	-->'''Buzz''': (''coming out of hiding'') [[YouMonster You fiend!]]\
79	'''Grub''': There he is!\
80	'''Zurg''': Heh heh. I knew that would get him.
81	* This argument:
82	-->'''Booster''': But Buzz, that's against the rules! In the Star Command mission manual, it clearly states that no ranger is to go into action without backup! I think it's section six, subsection Delta.\
83	'''Buzz''': Actually, it's section six, subsection Gamma.\
84	'''XR''': He's right, big guy, subsection Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?!\
85	'''Buzz''': Because nose rings are for PUNKS, little mister!\
86	'''Mira''': Well, if you can take on Zurg alone, I don't see why XR can't get a nose ring.\
87	'''XR''': I was just asking a question, I'm not the one getting a nose ring!\
88	'''Booster''': Then... who's getting a nose ring? (''{{Gasp}}'') THAT'S why Buzz wants to ditch us!\
89	'''Buzz''': I am NOT getting a nose ring! ''Nobody's'' getting a nose ring! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!\
90	'''Mira:''' (''smug grin'') Which apparently don't apply to you.\
91	'''Buzz''': Of course they apply to me! The rules apply to ''everyone''!\
92	'''Mira''': Great. Then you're not facing Zurg alone, and we'll be your backup.\
93	'''Buzz:''' (''groans in frustration'') [[LameComeback I want the three of you off this planet, now. And that's an order.]]\
94	'''XR and Booster''': (''saluting'') Yes, sir!
95	* The [[FunWithSubtitles sarcastic subtitles]] telling the viewers where the current scene is taking place:
96	-->"Zurg Tower. Note: big gun on roof."\
97	"LGM Homeworld, under attack. (Obviously)."\
98	"Zurg Tower. But you knew that."\
99	"Space... duh."\
100	"Zurg Tower: [[BrickJoke Now zurgarrifically evil.]]"
101	* When Buzz reports to Commander Nebula that Mira Nova hijacked the Alpha One to go after Zurg...
102	-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': (''smug'') She beat you to it, huh?\
103	'''Buzz''': (''Grimaces, looks sheepish'') Eh- yeah, pretty much.
104	* After the Uni-Mind is saved by Mira phasing Buzz into its core, and then returned to its planet, a couple of [=LGMs=] assure Buzz they're connected again. Then a third one poses, shouts Buzz's catch phrase, and begins to float away somehow before one of the previous two catches him.
105	* XR's comment about Zurg's MindControl.
106	-->'''XR''': You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil mastermind, and the best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act! What's next, ''evil'' juggling?
107	* XR checking up on the Alpha-1 after an unscheduled 'emergency water landing'.
108	-->'''XR:''' The Alpha-1 is A-Okay, but it asks that we not do that again!
109	* As Buzz is recording his apparent final speech, Zurg has a camera crew rolling to take the entire thing.
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111	!!For the Series
112	* In general, XR is a goldmine of one-liners and sarcastic quips.
113	* In "Little Secrets", Commander Nebula tells Buzz about a spy on the ship early on in the episode while also complaining about his suit having shrunk in the wash. Once Buzz catches the spy, revealing him to be one of Zurg's grubs disguised as an LGM, he asks him about the damage done. The grub's response...
114	--> '''Grub''': Um, let's see, uh... I blew up your orbitron regulator so you'll crash into capital planet and I destroyed your power supply so you can't correct your orbit and... oh yeah! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And I]] [[BrickJoke shrunk your commander's space suit]].
115	* In "Stress Test", any time Zurg mentions the '''''HYPER DEATH RAY!'''''
116	** Buzz's InkblotTest in the same episode.
117	-->'''Dr. Animus''': (''shows Buzz a slide'') Now, tell me, vat do you see?\
118	'''Buzz''': Zurg.\
119	'''Dr. Animus''': (''shows him another slide'') How about zis one?\
120	'''Buzz''': Zurg.\
121	'''Dr. Animus''': (''shows him another one'') And zis one?\
122	'''Buzz''': [[RuleOfThree Zurg]].\
123	'''Dr. Animus''': (''holds up a picture of Mira'') How about zis, Buzz?\
124	'''Buzz''': That's Ranger Nova. She's happy, ''cause we got Zurg's pen!''
125	** Later in that same episode, when Zurg confronts Dr. Animus.
126	-->'''Zurg''': [[BrickJoke My pen. I want my PEN!]]
127	** Zurg suggesting that maybe Buzz ''does'' need a vacation while watching him hop up and down on his robot and yelling about how Zurg makes him angry.
128	-->'''Buzz:''' Hey, Zurg! You really tick me off, you know that? You make me angry! VERY ANGRY! VERY, VERY '''ANGRY!'''\
129	'''Zurg:''' You ''do'' need a vacation.
130	** Planet Rhizome enforces calm on its citizens via biologically engineered moving vines that imprison anyone who's angry. Buzz uses them to entangle Zurg's hyper death ray by complaining about a time where he got socks for his birthday instead of what he wanted.
131	* Buzz's rant about his failed engagement in ''The Plasma Monster''. Buzz gives Booster advice on how wonderful love is…until he recalls how he got dumped for a tennis instructor and what started out as a talk about how good a relationship is turns into a crazed rant in the span of a few seconds. And it’s all capped off by Patrick Warburton’s trademark yelling.
132	--> '''Booster:''' (''about love'') Sounds wonderful.
133	--> '''Buzz:''' Oh, it is. ... Until the day she says you're... "interfering with her career". Oh sure, you picked out the curtains and china, but she doesn't care, she just needs her [[AirQuotes "alone time"]]. ALONE TIME WITH HER ZERO GRAV TENNIS INSTRUCTOR FRANZ!! Next thing you know, she vaporizes your heart, flushes it out the airlock like so much space debris, and when it's all over, ''she hopes you'll still be friends!'' You know what "friend" means, Booster?! IT MEANS ''LOSER''!!
134	* At Becky's tea party during the end of "Stranger Invasion", Buzz is in a hat and apron that bears an unmistakable resemblance to Mrs. Nesbitt.
135	** Zurg starting his invasion:
136	--> '''Zurg:''' Lower it!\
137	'''Grub:''' Lower what, Sir?\
138	'''Zurg:''' IT! ''IT!'' [[FacePalm D'oh]], you know! The crystallic self-perpetuating breeder construction core! And can't you come up with a shorter word for it? Like "[[BuffySpeak Evil Takeover Thingy]]"? \
139	'''Grub:''' In test markets, four out of five victims surveyed were more frightened by big words.\
140	'''Zurg:''' Fine, fine, fine. [[ExecutiveMeddling Let the suits have their way]]... for now. (''evil chuckle'')
141	** This gets {{Brick Joke}}d later when Buzz discovers his base.
142	---> ''' Native General:''' He's taken over our planet, enslaved the population, turned Roswell into a giant munitions factory. All in one day!\
143	'''Buzz:''' He's finally done it! A crystallic self-perpetuating breeder construction core...\
144	'''Native General:''' Those are big words! I'm frightened!\
145	'''Buzz:''' Don't be, it's just evil marketing.\
146	'''Native General:''' Can we stop it?\
147	'''Buzz:''' No, General. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Marketing is the one force in the universe that is stronger than-]]\
148	'''Native General:''' No, no! I meant the Big Evil Takeover Thingy!\
149	'''Buzz:''' Oh, there we might have a chance if we can breach the core and pull out the crystallic fusion rods.\
150	'''Native General:''' (''{{Gasp}}'') More big, frightening words!
151	** Zurg gets a couple savvy lines, as he goes over the plans for his new base.
152	--->"No, no, no! How many times have we been through this?! We've got to learn from our mistakes! There will be no air ducts big enough for hero-sized people to crawl through! It's just asking for trouble."\
153	"And if I may remind you, [[Franchise/StarWars no giant trash compactor]]! When heroes fall in, they always have enough time to figure a way out! Make it an incinerator!"
154	** After his defenses shoot down Buzz and Booster's shuttle, Zurg personally goes to inspect the crash site.
155	--->"[[VillainousBreakdown A Star Command shuttle?! It can't be! Not 42! Any number, but 42! Why does this always have to happen to me?! Lightyear is here!]] (''sotto voice'') [[LampshadeHanging And I was having such a good day]]."
156	** In the same episode, when Zurg and Buzz keep pulling out/replacing power rods in the core of the machine that's trying to rebuild the planet. "Level 4, shutting down. [[DeadpanSnarker Please make up your mind.]]" until finally at the end, all four rods are broken, the machine is shrinking back into its original container. "Level 1, shutting down. If you're still in the building, this is gonna hurt."
157	** This exchange between Zurg and Buzz:
158	--> '''Buzz''': Wait! Zurg! Aren't you gonna gloat about your evil plan before getting rid of us?\
159	'''Zurg''': Oh, you ''would'' like that, wouldn't you, Lightyear? Then you'll try to escape and thwart my plan, but you can't do it if you don't know what it is! My lips are zipped!\
160	'''Buzz''': Fine, okay. ''(is led off)''\
161	'''Zurg''': All right, wait! I'm... going to gloat. But I'm not going to give you ''any'' information you could possibly use! Okay, there's this place, and I'm going to destroy it in a way they would never expect.\
162	'''Buzz''': Sweet mother of Venus! You're gonna destroy Capital Planet with a secret attack fleet launched through a trans-spacial warp!\
163	'''Zurg''': D'oh! But HOW did you do that?! I just HATE you, Buzz Lightyear!
164	* In "A Zoo Out There," several Senators have been kidnapped right off Capital Planet. Buzz suspects Zurg, and calls to demand that he release them.
165	-->'''Buzz:''' You've pulled some evil deeds in the past-\
166	'''Mira:''' But kidnapping innocent politicians?\
167	'''Zurg:''' [[CorruptPolitician Innocent politicians? Don't be oxymoronic]]. I'd never do something so... so obvious.\
168	'''Buzz:''' Well, even if you're not doing the actual dirty work, I'm sure it's one of your vile sidekicks.\
169	'''Zurg:''' Oh, really? Well, why don't we ask them?\
170	(''Zurg steps aside, revealing he's in a meeting with Warp, Gravitina, XL, NOS-4-A2 and Torque'')\
171	'''Zurg:''' Anybody here kidnapping politicians?! Come on, speak up!\
172	(''the assembled villains mumble, being just as unaware of the kidnappings as Zurg'')\
173	'''Zurg:''' [[NotMeThisTime Sorry, Lightyear, no kidnappers here]]. But we ''are'' cooking up something ''very'' evil for the next fiscal quarter. [[AffablyEvil I'm sure you'll like it!]] (''EvilLaugh'') Buh-bye.
174	** Zurg has call-waiting.
175	* This dialogue between XR and Commander Nebula in "Enemy Without A Face":
176	--> '''XR''': Mayday, mayday! XR to Star Command!
177	--> '''Commander Nebula''': XR? Where's Buzz?
178	--> '''XR''': Well, do you want the bad news first or-well, come to think of it, it's all bad news.
179	--> '''Commander Nebula''': Just get to the point!
180	* From "Wirewolf," when Booster wants to tell Star Command about Buzz saving Ty from NOS-4-A2:
181	-->'''Ty''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, would you? I'm sure they can't wait to hear how [=BUZZ=] saved me again. Make that call, [=PLEASE=].]]
182	-->'''Booster''': [[SarcasmBlind Right away, sir!]] (''He goes to call Star Command'')
183	-->'''Ty''': (''He blinks and does a FacePalm'') Sarcasm is lost on the big one.
184	** Earlier, Ty banging his head against his helmet in frustration when Team Lightyear first arrives.
185	-->'''Ty''': Him! Where's a wormhole when yeh need one?
186	** When Team Lightyear arrives on Canis Lunis, XR starts a chat with one of the sentry bots.
187	--> '''XR''': So I hear you have an energy vampire. (''whispers'') Hey, just between us robots, where are the good hiding places on this berg?
188	--> '''Sentry 2''': (''mumbles'') Eh, air ducts four through seven, but you didn't hear it from me.
189	** While acting as bait, XR starts to quietly grumble just before he's attacked by the Wirewolf.
190	--> '''XR''': (''bitterly sarcastic'') Join Star Command, see the universe.
191	*** And XR's wild take and squeal before being grabbed are downright hilarious!
192	* In "Revenge of the Monsters", after capturing Ty Parsec with XL, NOS-4-A2 is talking to himself. While he's doing so, the Wirewolf takes one of XL's arms, and the two get into a tug of war over it.
193	** Also a scene in the episode where transformed Senators are engaged in a massive fight, return to normal, and ''continue'' fighting as if nothing's changed!
194	* Caveman!Buzz in ''Devolutionaries'':
195	--> '''Buzz''': Buzz forget how to blink.
196	** Later, when XR sneaks back into the devolutionary gas plant, Buzz is happy to see him, but when XR asks Buzz to be quiet, this is his response:
197	--> '''Buzz''': All right. Buzz keep secret. HEY! NOT TELL ANYONE MR. SHINY GUY IS HERE!
198	* Buzz getting arrested in ''Conspiracy''. He actually thought a SWAT Team was sent to his house just for training.
199	--> '''Buzz''': (''solving a crossword'') Let's see, a 6-letter word for "solidify by means of temperature decline". That would have to be...
200	--> '''Star Command SWAT Team''': FREEZE!
201	--> (''Buzz is surrounded by a SWAT team with their guns drawn on him'')
202	--> '''Buzz''': (''takes a swig of his coffee'') Top marks on your entry tactic, men; just be sure to keep that left flank tight.
203	--> (''Buzz is yanked out of his seat and scene cuts to him in jail'')
204	* XR trying to control XL's body (ItMakesSenseInContext) in "Head Case".
205	* From "Tag Team":
206	-->'''Buzz:''' You said you couldn't leave without me!\
207	'''Warp:''' That's right, I couldn't. Because [[DrivingStick I can't drive a stick.]]\
208	'''Buzz:''' Oh...
209	* The coffin lid closing scene in "The Slayer" is pretty creepy...up until the MoodWhiplash when the lid sticks and NOS-4-A2 has to oil it.
210	* In the episode "Speed Trap", when XR asks why Team Lightyear ended up on speed trap duty, it was the result of a meeting gone awry with the Porcelons, a group of aliens that resemble sentient toilets.
211	** Despite the collective and inadvertent spouting of [[ToiletHumor sensitive words]] by Mira, XR and Buzz, Booster ultimately [[{{Pun}} soiled]] relations between Star Command and the Porcelons when he had to go to the bathroom, and mistook the Porcelon ambassador for an actual toilet.
212	-->'''Booster''': Sorry I'm late. The restroom on this floor was broken. (''{{beat}} as he sees Porcelon ambassador'') Oh, thank goodness!\
213	'''Buzz, Mira and XR''': BOOSTER, [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!]]\
214	(sound of toilet flushing as XR's flashback ends)
215	** Buzz trying to decipher the ship's controls, only to later find that the "cupholder" was actually the manual guidance mechanism. And yes, at one point, [[WiperStart he does turn on the windshield wipers]].
216	* "The Starthought"
217	** When Zurg has a pair of Grubs test-pilot the titular Tangean spacecraft, the Grubs panic at being unable to understand his orders and insist that they are loyal to their leader, which causes the ship to fly directly at Zurg, [[OhCrap much to the evil emperor's shock]].
218	-->'''Zurg:''' No! Don't think about me! Don't think, period! Stop thinking!
219	** When Team Lightyear is trying to get the Starthought back, they are spotted by Zurg's security satellite, so Buzz pretends to surrender.
220	-->'''Grubs:''' We're gonna get a medal! We're gonna get a medal!\
221	After Mira ghosts in with some rope and ties them up:
222	-->'''Grub:''' We're gonna get creamed.
223	** Mira ends up saving the day by tricking Zurg into mentally ordering the Starthought to fly in maneuvers that result in his stuff getting wrecked. Zurg laments the destruction of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking his ship, his lair, and his troll doll collection]].
224	* At the end of "At Large on a Small Planet", Tremendor sees being sent to jail as a victory because the poor conditions of prison fit the Gargantian Militants' preference for things to be drab and bland. Buzz and Booster then inform him that the prison cuisine is actually rated four stars and that their best food is pizza. Cue BigNo.
225	* The entirety of Guzelian's "Let's Make Peace" musical number in "War and Peace and War". One highlight is XR and XL doing a waltz!
226	* "Rescue Mission"
227	** Some aliens complain about finding bugs in their food because they are disgusting. [[HypocriticalHumor Said aliens are pretty gross-looking themselves]].
228	** When the insect queen is told "no" for what is apparently the first time.
229	-->'''Queen:''' No? He said "no" to me! No one's ever said "no" to me before. (''smiles'') I kind of like it.
230	* "Star Smasher"
231	** XR mocks the "Independent Thinker" [=LGM=] for giving Buzz oven mitts to prepare for getting the sun out of the black hole. When it turns out that the oven mitts can turn into a protective suit enabling the wearer to survive extreme heat, he is quite astonished.
232	** At the end of the episode, Buzz allows "Independent Thinker" to use his invention on Zurg's ship. Mira points out that this is essentially revenge. Buzz tries to explain why this is justice rather than revenge, but he ends up giving up and admitting that this pretty much is revenge.
233	* "Opposites Attract"
234	** In the beginning of the episode, two of the beach-goers are seen using a tiny UFO containing an angry alien as a frisbee.
235	** The [=LGM=]s' best solution to Buzz's oversized head is to have him wear a giant baseball cap.
236	* The robot Buzz from "Lost in Time", which [[MangledCatchPhrase butchers Buzz's catch phrase]]. Buzz's attempts to fix it leave much to be desired.
237	-->'''Robot!Buzz:''' To infin-Bzzzzzzz...! To infinity and be-FEEEEEEEE...!\
238	'''Buzz:''' Well, let's see, this should do it...\
239	'''Robot!Buzz:''' To infinity, and more infinity!\
240	'''Buzz:''' ''(sigh)'' A thousand years, and this is the best they could do?
241	** At the end, Buzz [[SelfBotchedCatchphrase uses the messed up version of the catchphrase himself]], only to say that [[NoJustNo it doesn't sound right at all]].
242	* "Planet of the Lost"
243	** When one of the stranded aliens asks Buzz if his girlfriend waited for him he holds up a picture of her causing Buzz to flashback to meeting her on a computer matched date where she says she's been on hundreds of them as the flashback ends on a RecordNeedleScratch.
244	---> '''Buzz:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, she waited. Positive]].
245	* How would you feel if you found out a so-called "DamselInDistress" is being manhandled by evil... dressmakers?! Yup, that happened in... well, "Mira's Wedding"! Not to mention, that dress was so horrible, XR screamed too!
246	* In "Panic on Bathyos", when Buzz mentions that some Bathyosians are involved in smuggling activities, Booster mishears it as ''snuggling'' activities.
247	** At the end of the episode, Buzz has to redirect a missile that would flood Capital Planet (since he can't defuse it). The result? "CURSE YOU BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!"
248	* This exchange in "Sunquake":
249	---> '''Gravitina:''' Thank you, my wovey-dovey.\
250	'''Evil!Buzz:''' Oh, thank ''you'', my muffin-wuffin.\
251	'''Mira:''' I think I'm going to be sicky-wicky.

Context Funny / BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand