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1	* The white ring's response to [[spoiler:Hawk demanding why he was brought back but not his brother]]:
2	-->'''White Ring''': Eat a cheeseburger.
3	-->({{beat}} panel)
4	-->'''Hawk''': [[FlatWhat Uh...what?]]
5	-->(The group realizes it was talking to Deadman, who had barely eaten since his resurrection.)
6	* Lobo whispers something dirty into Carol Ferris' ear, causing her to make a giant hand with her ring and slap him with it.
7	* The entirety of the Larfleeze Christmas Special. [[{{Tearjerker}} Except the last page]].
8	* Lex, trying to bargain with Death.
9	-->'''Lex''': "What would it take for you to change this? What do you need?"
10	-->'''Death''': "A pony. A magic pony. A magic pony who sings."
11	-->'''Lex''': "...Do you mean...literally? Is that some kind of creature that--?"
12	-->'''Death''': "Sorry. I was joking."
13	** Made even funnier later when Lex visits the Joker in ''ComicBook/TheBlackRing''... who produces a small doll of a magical singing pony.
14	* Max Lord, having retconned himself out of everyone's memory and established a power base, immediately sets about tracking Franchise/WonderWoman... only to discover that she, too, has subsequently been retconned out of everyone's memory. He's aware enough to acknowledge the irony. And then he throws a temper tantrum, because he ''hates'' irony.
15	* Booster Gold, Fire, Ice and Captain Atom watch one Rocket Red fighting a squadron of other Rocket Reds, while Skeets helpfully informs them of the first (One Gavril Ivanovich) Rocket's backstory; that he's [[WhyWereBummedCommunismFell against the spread of American capitalism into Russia, and has taken to destroying American franchises he finds there]]. Booster looks impressed, and asks Skeets if he found this out by hacking a government database.
16	-->'''Skeets:''' No, sir. I read his blog.

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