Line #32 Funny/BloodRainingNight


1	* Man Without A Body's Dramatic Reading. All of it. But special mention goes to his pronunciation of Reicheru's VerbalTic, while's lampooning how stupid it is- "Nyaaaah!"
2	* How awkward the [=OCs=]' names sound in Japanese, case in point ''Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni'', ''Minna'' (informal way of saying "everyone"), ''Tenshikuzu'' (roughly "angel trash") and ''Amirru'' (straight-up impossible in Japanese since you can't double the "r" sound).
3	* Reicheru ''licking the wall'' in chapter 3.
4	* '"Yes, he is the most terrible man. I always feel like he watching me, even on the toilet." they both heartidly laughed.
5	* 'Her silouette looked like that of a nakid women'
6	* 'Inuyasha took out his big gargantuine dick and touched it.'
7	** Boyd.
8	*** Valumptuios.
9	*** 'They were in love, and they started humping'.
10	** After she has sex with Inuyasha, Denmark bursts in and shouts at Reicheru, who replies, [[NeverMyFault "It's all my Dad's fault!"]]
11	* Reicheru recounts her having sex with Inuyasha: "I had a wonderful dream that we were having sex in my mouse on my bed."
12	* The repeated misspelling of Angel as 'Angle' makes for some funny lines:
13	** '"No." Korra stood up. "I AM an angle! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm not crazy!]] That's right, everyone, now you know my secret! I am PART ANGLE!"'
14	** '"Don't be modest! You have the voice of an angle!" Minna cheered. "Yeah that's right-You have a better voice than me and I'M and angle!" Yuki smiled.
15	*** 'The world seemed to stop and the angles began to cry.'
16	* Similarly, the author occasionally misspelling "back" as "black" creates some very funny lines:
17	** "She leaned black on the bed and let him into her."
18	** This bit about Reicheru's father: "Now that he was black, she didn't know what to do."
19	** This gem:
20	-->'''Reicheru''': "We have bigger problems on our hands, now. Sesshomaru the Vampire Lord is black."
21	* Rin and Shippo's introduction in Chapter 7: "It was Rin and Shippo, they were 18 and in love with each other."
22	* Also in Chapter 7, we get a brief glimpse of Sesshomaru tormenting Kagome before the story cuts back to Reicheru's baby shower. MoodWhiplash indeed.
23	* "There was a sharp pain in Reicheru's lushious chest"
24	* "Don't do it, you're gregnant!"
25	* 'It was Princess Monokoke. (her English name is Mary Laceheart.)'
26	** Followed by one annotation reading, "I'm so sorry, Mononoke fans."
27	* [[spoiler:Korra]] being referred to by the narrative as Sesshomaru's "dirty bitch mistress."
28	* 'Reicheru, Minna and Yuki were [[FreudianSlip shitting]] at the lunchtable, eating their lunch.'
29	* Reicheru SlutShaming Lucy, despite being pregnant with Inuyasha's baby, after cheating on Denmark with him.
30	* "You can't beat me! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} I have a heart stronger than anyone's will to eat!]]"
31	* Lucy giving Reicheru an 'aborition' with her mind.
32	** Reicheru somehow being pregnant two chapters later and said "aborition" never being brought up again also makes for some unintentional humor.
33	* Korra tells Reicheru her family owns a Mexican restaurant (despite Korra being part 'angle' and part demon, apparently) and Reicheru replies, "My dad hates Mexicans. [[FelonyMisdemeanor He never took me to a Mexican restaurant!]]"
34	* Korra's Mexican restaurant is called 'Les Tacos' and serves duck.
35	** "It's really hard being Mexican." Korra sighed.
36	* Reicheru's extremely nonchalant reaction to [[spoiler: giving birth to a god and her baby disappearing shortly after being born.]]
37	--->'''Reicheru''': "Hey, I think I'll order the duck."
38	* The "subplot" in which Minna-chan gets amnesia. By ''watching Pokémon.''
39	* "That's fucking disguesting!" Reicheru threw up in her [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] hands. "YOU NASTY DISK!"
40	** "SUCK IT DADDY!" Reicheru screamed as her father and Lucy flew into the air.
41	* Reicheru's Dad (who is apparently [[FlatWhat Goku]]) explaining to Lucy why he hates Reicheru:
42	-->'''Goku''': "I've travled into the future and I met this beauti{{f\|reudianSlip}}uk woman. That's when [[MisterSeahorse I]] had Reicheru. Until one day that little bitch killed her mother! I should have thrown her out into the streets after I found out she had a cat demen."
43	** Lucy then reassuring Goku, "I wanna fuck that ugly face!"
44	** Hell, just the fact that Reicheru's father is ''Goku.''
45	* Wedding being repeatedly misspelled as 'weeding'.
46	* [[NoSympathy Their response]] to stumbling across Zombie!Kagome? [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill "RUN IT THE FUCK OVER!"]]
47	** 'She put her boody hands all over the car and got up to the window.'
48	* 'Elaine groggily opened her eyes and speaked [[LogicBomb like a kitten]]. "oh Oka-san your so squishy!"'
49	** '"GAAHHP!" she squished her face with her kitty-fists and feel into Reicheru's chest."' Seriously, GAAHHP?!
50	* '"imma go tease auntie Minna-san!" she ran into the room swaying back and forth like a [[{{Metaphorgotten}} green boat with legs]].'
51	* A lot of the metaphors in the story in general are this.
52	* "Nyuuuu!" followed by Man Without A Body's annotation snarking, "Just what this story needed. More nonsensical onomatopoeia."
53	* "Okay then!" Aza [[FreudianSlip boobed]].
54	* 'Reicheru tored appart the package. "What is it?" Yuki stuck it in her mouth and she felt it with her tounge. Then, Yuki took it out again. "it's a crystal figureine of Rhianna! Thank you!"' How could she tell?
55	* 'Her big fat breasts flooped as she ran into the door.'
56	* Reicheru at one point being described as a 'curvy meatloaf' in the narration.
57	* 'The phone rang. It was loud and obonxious.'
58	* Reicheru was very confused [[FantasticRacism like a Chinese man in a place like England]]'- Man Without A Body [[SanitySlippage can be heard losing his mind after he reads that line]].
59	* Sebastian from Black Butler taking out Minna and Yuki by ''throwing a banana at them''.
60	* In Chapter 30, a new character is introduced- Shartara or "Shart-san".
61	* To demonstrate her [[SarcasmMode brilliant mastery]] of the Japanese language, the author refers to David's Bridal as "David's Buraidaru" and KFC as "Ke Efu Shi."
62	** The author's claim that [[BlatantLies she could translate the entire fic into Japanese if she wanted to.]]
63	* [[Anime/ElfenLied Kouta]] works at "Ke Efu Shi" and gives Reicheru a music box. ''By putting it in her takeout meal.''
64	* Goku and Lucy having sex in the sky.
65	** ""OH MY GOD!" Goku screamed and he came in the sky sending liquified pleasure all over the townsfulk below."
66	* ""NO NUTS CAN GO NEAR MY MOUTH ESPECIALLY PENUTS!" Alucard shot up like a jack in the box and vomited like the exorcist girl."

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