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1	* The cops in the ColdOpen get a good bit after the werewolf bursts out of the jewelry store and smashes in the roof of their car.
2	-->'''Cop #1:''' Was that YourMom?\
3	'''Cop #2:''' [[DudeNotFunny Dude, shut up!]]\
4	''(Werewolf gets away)''\
5	'''Cop #1:''' Did I hit it? I think I hit it!\
6	'''Cop #2:''' I don't think it matters much. Unless you got silver bullets in that thing. ''(BEAT)'' Also, you're right, it did kinda look like my mom.
7	* At the beginning:
8	-->'''Marius:''' I can handle it! Holds up a ring of garlic\
9	'''Daphne:''' Vampires.\
10	'''Marius:''' What?\
11	'''Daphne:''' Garlic; for vampires.
12	** Later when they think Shaggy is turning into a werewolf, Marius throws a ring of garlic at him.
13	* Shaggy’s answer to why werewolves might want jewelry.
14	-->'''Shaggy:''' Like, maybe it’s a lady werewolf.\
15	''Scooby gives him a weird look.''
16	* When Whitney, the animal trainer, introduces himself to Scooby, he shakes his paw, says “Good boy!” and stuffs a dog treat in his mouth. He does the same with Shaggy.
17	* Fred’s (offscreen) screw-up on the trapeze, which somehow managed to catch the audience bleachers on fire and burn down the circus.
18	** The delivery is what sells it. The first couple of times it comes up, he mentions how he "broke all those bones". Then we find out they weren't his.
19	** Marius then tries to console him:
20	--> '''Marius''': Well, I'm sure it wasn't your fault.\
21	'''Fred''': ''(Casually)'' No, it was. But I did learn a valuable lesson about the trapeze!\
22	'''Marius''': Which was?\
23	'''Fred''': [[CaptainObvious Don't drop people]].
24	* Shaggy’s dream.
25	-->'''Shaggy:''' Are you ready to rock!?\
26	''The audience cheers wildly''\
27	'''Shaggy:''' You realize that by rock I mean watch a dog do tricks?\
28	''The audience screams wildly''
29	** Human Scooby-Doo.
30	--->'''Human Scooby-Doo:''' Dude, can I borrow your shades?\
31	'''Shaggy:''' [[BigNo NOOOOO!]]\
32	'''Human Scooby-Doo:''' Chillax, I'm just asking.
33	* During the ending chase scene:
34	-->'''[[spoiler:Archambault]]:''' Come back here, dog and hippie! [[spoiler:Archambault]] will not hurt you... Much!\
35	'''Shaggy:''' Like, did he just call me a [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne "hippie"?]]
36	** [[spoiler:Archambault bursting through the top of the train car is actually kind of startling. His incredibly casual "Hello peoples" to Shaggy and Scooby is the exact opposite of that.]]
37	* When Shaggy claims that [[EskimosArentReal Sweden and Australia are just made-up locations]]. Marius and Fred's side conversation is hilarious.
38	-->'''Marius:''' Was he kicked in the head or something?\
39	'''Fred:''' (''glaring daggers at Shaggy'') Not yet.

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