Line #21 Funny/BennettTheSage


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7	* Anytime he reads the typos out loud in ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''.
8	** Near the end, after the umpteenth pun is explained with a "geddit cuz im goffik", a caption appears onscreen in massive letters: "FOR THE LAST TIME, YES, WE GET IT!"
9	* In his reading of ''Cloud Mows The Lawn'', he inserts footage of him eating a Baby Ruth bar in slow motion while reading a particularly disgusting scat scene.
10	* From his reading of ''Fanfic/TheWolfBloodLineage'':
11	-->Like Literature/TheInvisibleMan jerking off, [[{{Pun}} that came out of nowhere]].
12	* His "Web of Dimensions" review, where the reading of this SelfInsert MassiveMultiplayerCrossover is vastly improved by the presence of the original author: [[Creator/LewisLovhaug Linkara]].
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16	* The Dane Dehaan song from "Sage vs. ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2''".
17	* Sage describing a hypothetical movie about anthropomorphized germs in "Sage vs. ''Film/{{Lucy}}''".
18	* In "Sage vs. ''Film/{{Logan}}''", Sage does the [[Film/TheGoonies Truffle Shuffle]]. ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.
19	* Gabe loves ''Film/ACureForWellness''. When he's told that Creator/GoreVerbinski directed it, he has an on-camera HeroicBSOD.
20	-->'''Sage:''' I think you're experiencing all the range of emotions that a human being can experience right now.
21	* In "Sage vs. ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''", Sage, Gabe, and Amy talk about Thanos's love for Death, culminating in [[spoiler:Amy calling Death a "two-timing whore" after learning it's the same Death who also has the hots for ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}]].
22	* The thumbnail for "Sage vs. ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGray''".
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26	* 'Bending With Bennett', his segment in the Rejected "Spooning With Spoony" video. Spoony screams non-stop while Bennett just smiles at him.
27	* His "Top 10 Most WTF Music Videos" list. Highlights include:
28	** Claiming that the plot of the "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video was made by a little kid, and then proceeding to explain the plot in a high-pitched little kid's voice.
29	** His overall [[Main/{{Squick}} grossed-out reaction]] to the "Get Down" video, right up until the end of it, when the black kid gives the "nightmare viewfinder" to a homeless man.
30	--->'''Sage:''' Will this nightmare never end?!
31	** Looking up Music/PeterGabriel's "Sledgehammer" in the dictionary. He finds it under "apeshit nuts."
32	** Sage not being really sure about the primary goal of Music/{{Primus}} and their music. He gives an example of one of their videos, in which frontman Les Claypool is dressed up as a lobster, and an astronaut rides a horse to a restaurant to order...lobster.
33	--->'''Sage:''' ... Deep?
34	** "Hey, raise your hand if you can concisely explain [[Music/{{Tool}} what the hell we're watching]]!"
35	--->''character from video raises hand''\
36	'''Sage:''' Ha-ba-ba-ba, put your hand down, you liar!
37	** "Um, so...then [[Music/AphexTwin the guy]] dances with an umbrella...seductively? And...the girls' faces turn into his face. And then...I wanna die!"
38	--->'''Sage:''' Hey, wanna never sleep again? Too late!\
39	* ''cut to shot of the Windowlicker''*\
40	'''Sage:''' ''wide-eyed and slack-jawed'' ... Er?
41	** Ending the list by pleading with Music/AphexTwin to "never, EVER do this again." Cut to a picture of the song's single cover, which has Richard D. James' head on a bikini-clad woman's body.
42	--->'''Sage:''' Son of a BITCH!
43	* In the commentary for Sage's review of ''WesternAnimation/{{Starchaser}}'' with WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, Creator/DougWalker ends up further behind watching his copy of the review because of the mid-roll ads, leading them to empathize with fans who complain about such ads.
44	* The Top 20 Worst Number One Songs has some as well:
45	** Minnie Riperton's high notes in "Lovin' You" are accompanied by the images of [[Film/TotalRecall1990 Cohaagen]], [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Belloq]], and [[Film/{{Scanners}} exploding head guy]]'s heads, well, [[YourHeadAsplode exploding]]. Can also double as NightmareFuel.
46	** Mocking Music/MilliVanilli's WTHCostumingDepartment. "Business on top, high school track meet on bottom".
47	** Letting WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows deliver a VERY long rant about why he should've put [[Music/{{Chicago}} Peter]] [[ArchEnemy Cetera]]'s "Glory of Love" higher than #19. After the rant...
48	--->'''Bennett:''' Todd?\
49	'''Todd:''' Yes?\
50	'''Bennett:''' You're not wrong.\
51	'''Todd:''' And?\
52	'''Bennett:''' It's still my number 19.
53	** In the entry for Music/RayStevens' "Everything Is Beautiful", he calls Ray a "part time [[Series/TheRedGreenShow Red Green]] lookalike".
54	** The [[DisapprovingLook face]] he makes in the "London Bridge" entry. Ditto for the one he makes in his Music/MilliVanilli pick when he discovers a post defending them on Website/YouTube.
55	** Making up his own lyrics for Music/{{Creed\|band}}'s "With Arms Wide Open" after commenting on how Scott Stapp sounds like he's, in Bennett's own words, "working a turd that's halfway through the bowl yet just won't budge", complete with impression:
56	--->I probably should\
57	Have brought a book\
58	To take my mind\
59	Off this dump I took
60	** His rant about "Hollaback Girl", in particular the GratuitousJapanese intro.
61	** Getting uncomfortable after hearing Music/MichaelJackson's intro lines in "I Just Can't Stop Loving You".
62	---> '''Sage''': I'm 23 years old... And I still feel like I need an adult.
63	** Dissing WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows for not putting "Goodies" in his Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2004 list.
64	** Talking about the overenthusiastic dancing fat guy[[note]]A rapper called "Bone Crusher" if you're curious[[/note]] in the "Goodies" video:
65	--->'''Sage:''' There is one part of the video that I always go back to: this guy right here. What is his deal? What does he do? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Why is he looking at Ciara like he's staring at a plate of ribs?]] Is it racist for me to think he's staring at a plate of ribs? I'd make that face if I were staring at ribs! Who doesn't like ribs?
66	** During his discussion of Music/NewKidsOnTheBlock, he plays a ''hilarious'' clip wherein three ad executives debate how to sell a boy band as badasses with dialogue that sounds like a cross between ''Series/TheThickOfIt'' and ''Radio/AbsolutePowerBBC''.
67	--->"All right, you big-swinging marketing dicks, we got five little douchebag kids never seen the rough side of sandpaper, let alone life. How do we sell them as badasses?"
68	** Setting Music/GeorgeHarrison's cover of "Got My Mind Set On You" to the laughing house scene from ''Film/EvilDead2''. Which is soon followed by...
69	-->'''Bennett:''' Wow. I cannot think of a more [[SoundtrackDissonance dissonant mix of video and sound.]] [[TemptingFate Well...]]\
70	* ''[[RefugeInAudacity Cue footage of Hitler giving a speech, set to]]'' "[[Series/TheJeffersons Movin' On Up]]"''*
71	** Bennett compares Frankie Valli's screechy high notes to [[Franchise/TheMuppets Miss Piggy when she's karate-chopping Kermit]].
72	* The Top 20 Best Number One Songs has these gems:
73	** Grooving to his choice for Music/StevieWonder and looking slightly still in control.
74	** When he shows a clip from the video for "Another Brick in the Wall, Part II" by Music/PinkFloyd, a caption reads "The feel good hit of the summer."
75	* From his Website/{{Twitter}}: [[https://twitter.com/BennettTheSage/status/374045766555156480 "Finally have the courage to ask for John Basedow for his autograph. #DepressingBucketList"]]. Even John Basedow himself [[https://twitter.com/JohnBasedow/status/374243268923359232 found that funny.]]
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