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1	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2007/10/14/how-to-deal-with-trick-or-treaters.html How To Deal With Trick-or-Treaters]]: "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb!"
2	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2006/8/23/how-to-fake-a-smile.html How To Fake a Smile]]: "[[TheUnSmile Your hide will make a fine poncho]]!"
3	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2006/7/7/how-to-make-a-decision.html How To Make A Decision]]: "That's why I suggest you split the difference by doing the right thing in the most evil manner possible."
4	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2006/7/4/how-to-avenge-your-brothers-murder.html How To Avenge Your Brother's Murder]]: "arrange the scene so that [[PietaPlagiarism he dies in your arms]] and you are smeared in his blood, for dramatic effect."
5	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2011/9/27/how-to-explain-your-tastes.html How to Explain Your Tastes]]:
6	-->'''Scott:''' Dr Pepper has NEVER contained prunes. If it did, it would say "made with real fruit" on the label.
7	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2006/12/6/how-to-greet-people.html How to Greet People]]:
8	-->"My pet ferret had a stroke.
9	--> "Huh. [[ARareSentence It's gonna take me a while to process that]]."
10	--> "Yeah, him, too."
11	** "It's like aloha, only violent!"
12	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2007/2/11/how-to-give-directions.html How to Give Directions]]: "There's only one KFC on 3rd. If you see a different KFC, you're on the wrong street."
13	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2008/12/8/how-to-face-your-fear.html How to Face Your Fears]]: Scott's expression in he third panel. That is all.
14	** And revisited in [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/12/21/how-to-overcome-your-fear.html How to Overcome Your Fear]].
15	-->'''Scott''': '''IT'S TASTING MY FEAR!'''
16	-->'''Scott's Wife''': Well ''I'm'' having fun.
17	-->'''Scott''': '''YOU'RE ENJOYING MY FEAR!'''
18	-->'''Scott's Wife''': True.
19	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/2/14/how-to-look-beyond-the-obvious.html How To Look beyond the Obvious]] may be [[{{Feghoot}} the greatest pun in history]].
20	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2009/9/27/how-to-figure-out-what-someone-said.html Bag wag sing.]]
21	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2013/1/8/how-to-manage-your-emotions.html "How to deal with emotions]]. Panel three particularly.
22	-->'''Rick''': I looked frantically for a place to pull over before I got to the freeway. I didn't want [[ItMakesSenseInContext the frog on my windshield to get hurt]].\
23	'''Scott''': It sounds like it really freaked you out.\
24	'''Rick''': So much so that [[spoiler: I forgot the intermittent wipers were on.]]
25	* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2014/1/19/how-to-avoid-making-harmful-assumptions.html How to Avoid Making Harmful Assumptions]]: in which Scott demonstrates his ability to [[ThatCameOutWrong say the wrong thing.]]
26	* The final step in [[http://www.basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2019/11/24/how-to-not-change-peoples-minds How to Not Change People's Minds]]:

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