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6[[folder:223: Kamandi At Earth's End #3]]
7* Linkara lampshading the fact that Kamandi #3 is the ''very'' first thing he would review in 2013.
8-->'''Linkara''': ...''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck This year's gonna suck too!]]''
9* Linkara's shock at the comic looking to be, of all things, '''self-aware''' when it seemingly lampshades the {{BFG}}s common in nineties comics.
10* One of the two thugs who dies in a plane crash looks like [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robotnik]] with a sombrero.
11* As Kamandi decides to watch some TV in the van that he and his crew use to travel to Washington DC:
12-->'''Linkara (as Kamandi):''' Let's see what kind of reception we're getting on the TV.\
13''(shot of static)''\
14'''Kamandi:''' Ah man, it's my favorite show, ''Literature/CandleCove''!
15** The ''Literature/CandleCove'' humor continues during the credits, with Linkara revealing that the infamous "Screaming Episode" was actually the result of an error at the station, as the tape of that episode kept accidentally skipping back to the bit of everyone screaming.
16* The HurricaneOfPuns after a character receives a severed finger, complete with {{Rimshot}}.
17* "Books are full of thinking!"
18** It becomes a RunningGag during the following issues' reviews.
19* Linkara saying that the van (equipped with radar, microwave oven and VCR) sounds like a CoolCar designed by a five-year-old kid.
20[[/folder]]
21
22[[folder:224: Raver #1]]
23* Linkara's outrage at the teacher's utter incompetence at her job.
24-->''HOW HAVE YOU NOT BEEN FIRED YET?!''
25* The title card: a massive close-up on Linkara's angry face... with [[VideoGame/{{Mother}} Porky Minch]] in the corner [[Franchise/StarTrek in a Starfleet uniform and riding a mini Enterprise]].
26* 90s Kid calling out Raver for using the "Nineties {{NOT}}" incorrectly.
27* When two of the antagonists start arguing with each other, he dubs in the "You betrayed the law!" "'''''LAAAAAAAWWW!'''''" argument from Film/JudgeDredd.
28[[/folder]]
29
30[[folder:225: Transformers #31]]
31* When Ratbat proposes using humans to gather fuel for them and Shockwave speaks against it.
32-->'''Linkara (as Shockwave):''' I mean for crying out loud, they produced Anime/TransformersArmada. Do you really think we can trust them?
33* When Ratbat's hypnosis over the gas station owners wears off and they start attacking him.
34-->'''Linkara (as Ratbat):''' Curses! They're forming a union!
35[[/folder]]
36
37[[folder:226: Happy Days #2]]
38* Linkara opens by applying the Fonz's [[PercussiveMaintenance tradition jukebox repair technique]] to his [=MP3=] player.
39* Linkara sees the exposition intro to ''[[WesternAnimation/TheFonzAndTheHappyDaysGang The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang]]'' where The Fonz and friends travel through time.
40-->''(beat)'' "''Why the hell am I not reviewing that right now?!''"
41* His [[MundaneMadeAwesome comments]] on Richie's UnmovingPlaid shirt.
42-->Speaking of bizarre oddities like [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome the missing Chuck Cunningham]], gaze upon Richie's shirt. The plaid never changes its direction or angle. It's always the same plaid. Look into it, everyone, and you stare into the infinite abyss. There is no beginning, no end. Just... ''the plaid''.
43* When a charity forces the Fonz to be a magician for their fundraiser, Linkara protests that the Fonz doesn't know magic... but then [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46cG2foNwiU&t=4m14s a clip]] from the episode "[[Series/MorkAndMindy My Favorite Orkan]]" is played, where the Fonz knocks down a bathroom door by punching a certain spot to the ''left'' of the door... and then blowing on it. "Withdrawn."
44* When the Fonz muses about how to perform magic.
45-->'''Linkara''': Based on my experience, [[CallBack you spend three months searching for a wizard, who then tells you you're an asshole.]]
46* "As the girls are accosted, the band performs 'Earth Angel'...until [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 Marty McFly]] comes onstage to sing 'Johnny B. Goode'."
47* [[SubvertedCatchphrase "This comic can sit on it."]]
48[[/folder]]
49
50[[folder:227: All Star Batman and Robin #5]]
51* Wonder Woman monologues that the world of men leaves her with a bad taste.
52-->'''Linkara:''' ''([[LiteralMinded licks his own hand]])'' Blech! Grape jelly and mustard. Weird.
53** Even funnier if you've seen his "Linkara Riffs" on the short film "A Word to the Wives", wherein a dish including grape jelly and mustard is made.
54* While Crazy Steve beats up a pair of muggers, their victim watches with a maniacal grin on her face.
55-->'''Linkara:''' Oh my God, the madness is spreading!
56* This:
57-->'''Narration:''' The Justice League of America. For now, they are creatures of accident and destiny. Each seeking their way.\
58'''Linkara (as Narrator):''' They could really use a GPS.\
59'''Narration:'''To Truth. To Justice.\
60'''Linkara:''' To sweet, sweet booze! ''(takes a drink of Klingon Blood Wine)''
61* Linkara berates Crazy Steve for beating up a guy for asking "What?", noting that this is not ''Film/PulpFiction''.
62* "Out of my way, sperm bank!" "Out of my way, internet meme!"
63* Adding "Bonkers Betty" to the list of names he gives when his favorite superheroes act out of character and InNameOnly.
64* Linkara now has a ''backstory'' for Crazy Steve, involving a discarded Batman outfit and a lotto ticket.
65* When Wonder Woman declares that all men lie:
66-->'''Linkara:''' You look pretty today!\
67'''Wonder Woman:''' Liar! I look hideous!
68* This:
69-->'''[[InNameOnly "Wonder Woman"]]:''' He's an outrage. Even by the standards of men, he's an outrage.\
70'''Linkara:''' In fact, you could call him [[WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms outrageous. Truly, truly outrageous.]] Okay, [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny Batman and Jem crossover]], make it happen people.
71* And this:
72-->'''Alfred''': And now, my DEMON--my black-eyed, brilliant, willful ANGEL, has grown to manhood.\
73'''Linkara''': Don't you ever say manhood again, you maniac.
74* When Dick Grayson, [[Main/RunningGag age 12]], describes the Batcave:
75-->'''Dick:''' [[Main/CaptainObvious Batman works out of a really big cave. It's full of stuff.]]\
76'''Linkara:''' [[Main/SarcasmMode Crazy Steve sure knows how to pick the sharp ones for his sidekicks, doesn't he?]]
77* Linkara's shocked reaction at seeing GUNS in the Batcave was rather humorous.
78[[/folder]]
79
80[[folder:228: Youngblood #5]]
81* The banter between Pollo and Sierra. Particularly this bit:
82-->'''Pollo:''' [[AC:Your mother was a Platform/ColecoVision.]]\
83'''Sierra:''' [[AC:And yours was an Amstrad [=PenPad=].]]
84[[/folder]]
85
86[[folder:229: Star Wars 3-D #1]]
87* Linkara notices one of the TIE Fighter pilots has a Star of David on his helmet. Cue [[Film/HistoryOfTheWorldPartI Jews in Space]].
88* Dr. Insano calls Jaeris "Manga/FullMetalAlchemist".
89*
90-->'''Linkara:''' [[CaptainObvious You're insane!]]\
91'''Dr. Insano:''' ''[[SarcasmFailure ...Really?!]]''
92* After describing what he plans to do after taking over the world.
93-->'''Dr. Insano:''' ''...And if anybody tries to bitch at me about it, my robot armies will crush them and [[ToServeMan serve them]] [[{{Squick}} up as]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice low quality meat product]].
94[[/folder]]
95
96[[folder:230: Marville #4]]
97* Basically any of the faces and reactions Linkara does: the stupidity of the series is simply that bad.
98* Pollo spends all his screentime upset because his new body doesn't have working arms.
99-->[[AC:You had one job! ''One job!'' '''Working arms!!!''']]
100** And then gets his own back when Linkara checks the review schedule:
101--->'''Linkara''': ...Marville #4. ''(grimly)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Pollo, get the booze.]]\
102'''Pollo''': [[AC: I can't. My arms don't work.]]
103* An unintentional but apt one after the intro. When Linkara drunkenly collapses on the couch, the camera's autofocus freaks out and makes the picture shift between blurry and clear, as if it were drunk too.
104* [[MST3KMantra The way he preempts fanboy complaints]] about how [[ContinuitySnarl Holokara reviewed the third issue]] is just hysterical.
105* "Because poor literacy is... [[SubvertedCatchPhrase It's]] ''[[SubvertedCatchPhrase Marville]]''. [[AuthorTract Poor literacy]] [[ArtisticLicenseReligion is the]] [[ArtisticLicenseBiology least of]] [[WolverinePublicity your problems.]]"
106* "... we actually have dialogue balloons again. Some might say that's a good thing because we can actually read the damn thing now. I say that's a terrible thing because we can actually read the damn thing now."
107* Any time he reacts with an angry stare, or uses a ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' clip.
108** The [=MST3K=] and Podcast/RiffTrax jokes are also pretty perfectly timed.
109** Not to mention the appearance of [[Series/{{Scrubs}} Dr. Cox]] when Linkara reprimands the comic for playing the "human beings are so awful because we kill our own people" and "animals never kill their own" cards.
110--->'''Dr. Cox:''' Should I talk slower or go get a nurse who speaks fluent moron?\
111'''Linkara:''' In other words, take your self-righteous, moral-aggrandizing, holier-than-thou attitude, and ''CHOKE ON IT, along with this comic!''
112* Dr. Linksano's reaction to Jack talking about God waiting for scientists to do things on purpose:
113-->'''Linksano: '''ON PURPOSE!? Hey, how about I test and see how flammable the comic is "on purpose!"
114* Linkara's sheer incredulity at the existence of the [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Jewish dinosaurs]].
115-->'''Linkara:''' Are we sure we're not still in the parody comic?
116* After many angry rants on [[ArtisticLicensePaleontology inaccurate dinosaurs]], reacting to "What about those huge dinos that lived in water? What were they called -- Pterosaurs?" with StunnedSilence and a DeathGlare. And a picture of [[GiantFlyer an actual pterosaur]].
117* This well-timed joke (as well as his annoyance with the characters):
118-->'''Al:''' So Jurassic Park wasn't just a movie, it was a tribute.\
119'''Linkara:''' No, dumbass, it was a movie. [...] Oh, just shut up!\
120'''Mickey:''' Right, and the paleontologists are ancestor worshipers.\
121'''Linkara:''' ''[[BigShutUp OH DEAR GOD, SHUT UP!!]]''\
122'''Lucy:''' Could you be more annoying?\
123'''Linkara:''' I didn't think so, but then ''Marville'' found ''whole new ways'' to do it!
124* In response to Lucy and Mickey's ongoing argument over whether evolution is random or waiting to be programmed...
125-->'''Lucy:''' That's like ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''.\
126'''Linkara:''' I think it's more like ''Theatre/{{Macbeth}}'': "A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
127** Then Lucy and Mickey discuss whether a million monkeys could write out ''Hamlet'' on a million typewriters, to which a nonplussed Linkara decides to play a clip of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', the one showing [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E17LastExitToSpringfield Mr. Burns' monkeys typing on typewriters]]...
128--->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(reading what one monkey wrote)'' [[Literature/ATaleOfTwoCities "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!"]] You stupid monkey!\
129''(He crumples up the paper and throws it at the monkey in question, causing it to cry out and shriek)''
130* Wolverine evolves from the otter. And Linkara's reaction to it.
131* His closing line: "THIS COMIC....[[EnragedByIdiocy AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST........]][[{{Angrish}} AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]] [[BigWhy WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?]]" ''({{beat}})'' "[[{{Angrish}} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]]"
132** He then tosses the comic against the wall and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves]]. He never even bothers with the usual final runthrough at all, he was that enraged.
133* "BILL JEMAS, ''YOU ARE A GODDAMN IDIOT!!'' PLAIN AND SIMPLE!"
134* "God must do something!"
135-->'''Monitor 1:''' [[ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis We should do something!]]\
136'''Monitor 2:''' [[CallBack Should we do something?]]\
137'''Monitor 1:''' We should do something!\
138'''Monitor 2:''' Should we do something?\
139[[/folder]]
140
141[[folder:231: March of The Titans - Part 1 - Team History]]
142* Stating that the Teen Titans were founded by Dick Grayson, Age Whatever.
143* His attempt to explain the initial Technis storyline, sounding more and more confused and rambling as he goes on.
144* Linkara brings up a character widely regarded as TheScrappy, and says his name in his I'm-about-to-launch-into-one-of-my-rants voice: "Danny... Chase!". He proceeds to cheerfully say that Danny Chase is not only his favourite character out of all of the Titans, but ''his favourite super hero of all time''.
145-->'''Linkara:''' I am ''so'' not kidding.
146* The caption for the cover of Titan Sell-Out #1!
147-->'''Caption:''' Dull Surprise for all!
148* The exchange between Batman and Robin about joining the Teen Titans
149-->'''Robin:''' You just don't understand me, Batman! Why won't you let me join the Teen Titans!\
150'''Batman:''' NO! I know what you teenagers do when you get together! You sit and listen to Rock N' Roll, don't you?! DON'T YOU!?!
151* Linkara's hippie act. That is all.
152-->'''Hippie!Linkara:''' ''*wearing a bad wig and round sunglasses while making a "peace" hand gesture*'' [[TotallyRadical Like, peace, man. We be groovy cats up in this pad!]]
153* His frustration at a character saying there were no such thing as aliens... when they had previously been in space and had met aliens.
154* Also, his subversion of the "OF COURSE!" running gag.
155*
156-->'''Linkara:''' I would make a ''Series/{{Fringe}}'' joke here, but I haven't really watched much of that. In fact, I haven't really watched much of ''any'' TV show the past few years. No, I've been reading superhero comics. From what I've heard of the show, its pretty much the same thing.
157* Linkara making jokes about Beast Boy and Supergirl's costume changes. "Supergirl's costume has spikes on it for no reason! EVIL!"
158* Linkara's summarizing complaint about the "Titans Hunt" storyline:
159-->'''Linkara:''' It [[ArcFatigue lasted thirteen issues]], [[DroppedABridgeOnHim killed off a whole bunch of characters]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave half of the remaining characters mullets]]!
160* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Hooray for Lesbianism!]]"
161* Playing the TitleThemeTune from ''Theatre/{{Hair}}'' in response to seeing Wonder Girl use her hair as an improvised rope.
162[[/folder]]
163
164
165[[folder:232: March of the Titans - Part 2 - JLA/Titans: Technis Imperative]]
166* The title card. [[WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom Danny Phantom's Technus]] combined with Cyborg. It's as hilarious as it sounds.
167* Linkara doing the ''PassThePopcorn'' trope.
168* His description of how territorial different books editors and writers can be regarding crossover events.
169** To go into more detail, he describes the characters as having their own "fiefdoms" of writers and editors, and how it's a problem during crossovers. In YeOldeButcheredEnglish with an accent to match.
170--->'''Linkara (as Batman Writer):''' Yea, I have written a story in which Batman and Wonder Woman team up to fight Lex Luthor.\
171'''Linkara (as Superman Editor):''' Nay! I am the editor of the Superman books, and ye shall not use Lex Luthor in your story.\
172'''Linkara (as Wonder Woman Editor):''' I doth protest! I am the editor of Wonder Woman, and ye shall not use Wonder Woman unless you mention this event occurring in the book.
173* His reaction to Batman's weird cape.
174-->'''Linkara:''' Oracle consults with Batman on it, saying he should shut down the Batcomputer...*starts laughing*and what the hell is Batman wearing? With the shoulder spikes? I don't even remember that being a thing in the 90s with Batman.
175** Cut to Linkara imitating Batman in an unusually awkward hunched pose.
176--->'''Linkara (as Batman):''' Now that I look like [[ComicBook/{{Cable}} Stryfe,]] everyone will know that I'm cool. I'm Batman.
177* His sheer joy at Changeling's [[SarcasmMode subtle, gentle tactic]] at breaking through to Cyborg:
178-->'''Changeling:''' "HEY RUSTBUCKET! LET GO OF THE FRICKING MOON ALREADY, WILL YA!"
179* Linkara's reaction to the reveal of Technis' size.
180-->'''Linkara:''' SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP, IT'S ''SWALLOWING THE MOON!'' ''(cut to Linkara staring wide-eyed at the comic)'' I would say [[BringMyBrownPants "Pants To]] [[Series/WonderWoman2011Pilot Be Darkened"]], but I can assure you that it's already done.
181* Linkara taking pleasure in tugging at the audience's emotions by revealing that Donna Troy's virtual reality involves playing with a construct of her deceased son.
182-->'''Linkara:''' Oh, hey, my fans? You like having your hearts broken? *mischievously snickers*.
183-->'''Linkara:(giving a massive CheshireCatGrin after the reveal) ''' You may begin crying your eyes out... Sometimes ''I am'' evil.
184* Linkara's response to the Titans and the Justice League about to come to blows? [[PassThePopcorn Munching on a bowl of popcorn]] while proclaiming "Oooh, this is gonna get good!"
185* Linkara's fanboy glee at the JLA netting up the Moon and shoving it back into its proper orbit, saying that ''this'' is what superhero comics should be all about.
186[[/folder]]
187
188[[folder:233: March of the Titans - Part 3 - The Titans #1-25]]
189* Linkara describing the new multiverse as being "parallel universe vibrating at different frequencies and [[ItMakesSenseInContext a space caterpillar eating parts of their history]]" as an alternative to Hypertime.
190* After expressing his support for the Dick/Starfire ship:
191-->'''Offscreen voice:''' What about Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon?\
192'''Linkara:''' What '''about''' Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon?
193** Made better at the end of the video by the text during the credits: Nightwing/Starfire OTP.
194* Linkara mocking how ridiculous it is that the DC universe, at the time of the comic, had Batman treated like an urban legend that nobody knew existed, despite his work with the police and hospital record for people he beat up.
195[[/folder]]
196
197[[folder:234: March of the Titans - Part 4 - The Titans #26-50]]
198* The episode starts off with a typical PreviouslyOn skit... Only to stop dead in its tracks when Linkara finds out that the [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic The Nostalgia Critic]] has returned.
199* "Titans, together! We ''will'' defeat subprime mortgaging!"
200* Linkara's several minute-long rant about the plot holes opened up by one issue's revelations. It gets to the point where the inevitable ''Film/BatmanForever'' clip feels like a gross {{understatement}}.
201[[/folder]]
202
203[[folder:235: April Fool's Day 2013 - Target $20 Lamp]]
204* The review's concept itself, Linkara actually doing a lamp review... except he isn't. It's a [[WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob Cinema Snob]] parody.
205** TheStinger: Linkara reveals that the fake mustache and beard that he paid sixteen dollars for is just not working, and declares that he's drawing one in pen.
206[[/folder]]
207
208[[folder:236: Power Pachyderms #1]]
209* Linkara asking where Rumbo's tusks go.
210** Personally, he's in favor of Z-Space.
211* Linkara saying that his notes were basically him going "Why?"
212* Just the fact that this comic was green-lit is comedy enough.
213* "Because poor literacy… is supposed to be a joke now, I guess."
214* Linkara's declaration that a metal band be named after the original title of the comic: ''Adult Thermonuclear Samurai Elephants''
215* When the characters start to break the fourth wall:
216-->'''Linkara:''' Meta humor! You suck at it.\
217'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud Cut to cameo from Phelous to demonstrate what meta humor is]], [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere whatever]].\
218''(closes door off-screen)''
219[[/folder]]
220
221[[folder:237: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier]]
222* The clips from the Special Features with Shatner.
223* "You may wonder how I got to another planet without a spaceship, but don't worry, I move through the power of plot convenience."
224* Linkara's reason for why the Enterprise is in a state of disrepair despite the crew only getting it in the last movie. Someone got drunk and spilled their beer on the consoles.
225* Linkara's response to Kirk stating that he misses his old chair.
226-->'''Linkara (as Kirk):''' Rescue missions are boring, I want a Lazy Boy.
227* Linkara notices the first change DC made in their adaptation and says that we can't have a DC comic without a retcon.
228* Linkara getting sidetracked by a particularly "leggy" female Klingon uniform.
229* Spock still demanding that [[BrickJoke McCoy owes him ten bucks]].
230* While Linkara discusses the sexism of the infamous fan dance scene, he wonders if Kirk would have made Spock strip down and sing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" had Sybok's cult been made up of homosexuals or if their species were all-male.
231[[/folder]]
232
233[[folder:238: Dragnet #4]]
234* Linkara's voiceovers at the beginning and after the commercial break.
235* The drawn-out montage of Friday's "speechifying".
236* Pollo dressed as a Dragnet officer.
237* Playing the Teen Titans Drug PSA, overdubbed with his riffs (Because it lacks audio).
238-->'''Linkara (as Kid):''' Hey, Phil! I have heart medication!\
239'''Linkara (as Raven):''' [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Poof!]]\
240'''Linkara (as Cyborg):''' [[ProductPlacement Oh Yeah!]] Hey kids, [[DrugsAreBad don't take heart medication]] [[InsaneTrollLogic 'cause]] [[HitlerAteSugar that's a drug]].\
241'''Linkara (as Raven):''' I'm the spawn of Satan, and so can you!\
242'''Linkara (as Kid Flash):''' Okay guys, now the [[Music/TheVillagePeople YMCA]] pose!
243* Explaining that the "divisions" that Joe Friday was in for each story could be perceived as reboots, and then saying that his favorite reboot was the "Post-Zero Hour" Joe Friday, where he was a cyborg.
244* His awkward squirming at admitting that some ''Dragnet'' episodes display rather...[[ValuesDissonance old-fashioned values.]]
245[[/folder]]
246
247[[folder:239: Wild Thing #1]]
248* The title card. Linkara watches awkwardly as Venom and Carnage get their eyes messed up by the Virtual Boy.
249* The cover narration reads "Inside: The Virtual Destruction of the Entire Marvel Universe!"
250-->'''Linkara:''' Why do we need a virtual one? The actual publisher does a fine job of it already. *rimshot*
251* Linkara referring to [[TheDitz 90's Kid]] as a technological savant, which leads to this line:
252-->'''90's Kid:''' Duuuuuuuuuuude! I put a clock on a screwdriver!\
253'''Linkara:''' He has his off days.
254* Linkara uses the "[[Series/DoctorWho There is logic in what he says]]" clip when a character [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin literally uses the word "logic."]] Even if everything else he said had absolutely no logic to it.
255* Making a reference to the obscure Albert Pyun DTV film ''Arcade'', and lamenting how much of a nerd he really is.
256* "Aaaaaand ASS SHOT!"
257[[/folder]]
258
259[[folder:240: Spider-Man 2099 #1]]
260* As soon as he comments on the future teens' TotallyRadical slang of using "shock" instead of the F-word[[note]]probably the reason why there wasn't a Shocker 2099[[/note]], Linkara gets interrupted by 90's Kid...''20''90's Kid, that is.
261** Who then gives us such great slang as "rodalicious", "kleenex" and "sewing machine"
262** And his backing theme? Music/DaftPunk's [[Film/TronLegacy Derezzed]].
263* Linkara's parody of the 60's Spider-Man theme:
264-->'''Linkara:''' ♪Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man; Can he swing from a thread? No he can't, he's too busy performing corporate espionage. Does it rhyme? I don't care. This is the end of the joke now.♪
265** Stinger version.
266--->'''Linkara:''' ♪Spider-Man, Spider-Man, alters his genetic structure to be like Spider-Man. Addicted to drugs, he's our guy. Got inspiration from ''[[Film/TheFly1958 The Fly]]''. Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!♪
267* This bit where Miguel shows his research on the original Spider-Man:
268-->'''Miguel:''' His name was Spider-Man. One of the premier boys from the old heroic age, 'round the turn of the century. Proportionate strength of a spider.\
269'''Linkara (as Miguel):''' [[NeverLiveItDown Then he made a]] [[ComicBook/OneMoreDay deal with Satan]]. Things get kinda hazy after that, something about [[ComicBook/SuperiorSpiderMan2013 getting possessed by Doctor Octopus and nobody noticing]].
270* Linkara being confused by 2099 Spider-Man not showing any webs to swing around on, even though Website/{{Wikipedia}} says that's how he gets around. "[[HowDoIShotWeb How does he shot web?]]"
271* The comic ends with the revelation that Miguel now has fangs, claws, and worst of all, Youngblood's Disease!
272[[/folder]]
273
274[[folder:241: Punisher 2099 #1]]
275* The tagline and the title card, which depicts Linkara looking bored as NERF bullets from the futuristic Punisher bounce off his chest.
276-->Just in case you thought the Punisher needed more shoulderpads.
277* Linkara reacting to the Street Surgeons.
278-->'''Linkara:''' Damn. The [[CallBack Surgeon General of 2099]] has her own street gang.
279* Punisher 2099 narrates the final entry of the original Punisher's journal. "You who find this--I charge you to carry on my work."
280-->'''Linkara:''' You will find everything you need at Castle [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...]]
281* Linkara assumes that the Punisher is so angry because the weird-looking skull design on his chest must be digging into his crotch.
282** And later, he notices something odd about the shape.
283--->'''Linkara:''' You know, upon closer inspection of his crotch -- [[HoYay shut up]] -- it actually looks like what he's got glued there are really big [=McDonald's=] drink cups. Punisher 2099 is made of good decisions, it would seem.
284* When Jake, the Punisher 2099, learns about the original Punisher.
285-->'''Jake:''' Frank Castle, the guy in this old journal Matt and I found in police files. HE knew what he was doing.\
286'''Linkara:''' ''(in the Jake voice)'' Except for that one time where he became a Frankenstein monster... ''(in his normal voice)'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not kidding either]], Google it: Franken-Castle.
287** Later.
288--->'''Jake:''' A crime deserves a real punishment, not a credit transfer. I know what Castle would have done...\
289'''Linkara:''' ''(in the Jake voice)'' Become a black guy! ''(in his normal voice)'' Not kidding about that one either, add that one to the list of comics I'm gonna review someday!
290* One of Jake's weapons is called a grenazer. Linkara's reaction? Pull up a Nerf gun and declare it a "microwave shotgun rocket launcher"
291** Still on the subject of guns, Linkara's lampshading of how ridiculous nineties guns were gets better and better with each mention... to the point he wonders aloud if artists in the nineties ''knew what a gun looked like''. There aren't words for that kind of Critical Research Failure.
292*** In the credits, Linkara makes a point that his Nerf gun is more realistic than the guns in the comic. His conclusion to this fact: STOP DRAWING GUNS!
293* The 2090s Kid bit dealing with the "Cryo-Bags"
294-->'''Linkara:''' I can buy this kind of stuff in Webcomic/SchlockMercenary, since it takes place HUNDREDS of years in the future, but I have a hard time believing that in a hundred years, we'll have cryogenic technology so good that we can just stuff organs in a ziploc bag for maximum freshness.\
295'''2090s Kid:''' Duuuuuuude! That's not true at all. In the future, Cryo-Bags are really common. Here, check out this human hand I have perfectly preserved. ''(pulls out a plastic bag containing a rubber hand)''\
296'''Linkara:''' Who's hand is that?\
297'''2090s Kid:''' Mine. Radiation mutation in the future caused me to grow a third arm in a very uncomfortable place. Fortunately, surgery removed it, and I keep it around as a souvenir. And to prank people. ''(gives thumbs up)''\
298'''Linkara:''' The future sounds ''[[{{Squick}} icky.]]''
299* The other 2090s Kid bit after he asks if artists in the 90s even knew what a gun looks like.
300-->'''2090s Kid:''' Duuuude! You're just not used to the futuristic technology of 2099!! Those are called the "Radical Sensors." They make sure the bullet always hits the centre of mass.\
301'''Linkara:''' What if you want to hit something that's not the centre of mass, like their head?\
302'''2090s Kid:''' ''(confused)'' Why would you want to do that? That just means you'd have to STOP firing the gun.
303[[/folder]]
304
305[[folder:242: Doom 2099 #1]]
306* "How long have I been away?" "I just went out for coffee! What the hell?"
307* "Don't you know who I am?" "I'm the goddamn Batman! Eh— oh, wait."
308* One of the characters starts using real words in a TotallyRadical manner. This makes 2090's Kid's use of "Sewing Machine" increasingly apropos.
309-->'''Wire:''' '''Chill''', Xandra. Enjoy the '''glide.''' This aces shortconning foodpacks in the Antikva market-place any day.
310* A fortune teller working for the new ruler of Latveria predicts that there will be a shift in power...right as Doctor Doom comes busting in.
311-->'''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Bardock]]:''' Useless ass psychic powers!
312* When Latveria is described as a "Fairytale kingdom", he imagines Victor Von Doom being rescued by a handsome prince... named [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Reed Richards.]]
313* His reaction to Doom being in the Rocky Pose on the cover
314--> '''Linkara''': You can bet if it was Doom in place of Rocky in the films, he would have won the first time. Probably would have taken out Ivan Drago and Clubber Lang no problem as well. Ooh! Just had a wonderful thought. Doctor Doom vs. Mr. T. I would pay so much money for that.
315** That last bit probably becomes a bit funnier when you see that one of his episodes in the next schedule block is for Mr. T and the T-Force #2.
316* When discussing the fact that Tiger Wylde is spelled with a y and an e, the [[RunningGag poor literacy]] joke come up again, only for 2090's Kid to make a rebuttal:
317-->'''2090s Kid:''' Duuuude! That's not poor literacy! In the future, the usage of language, particularly thanks to the Internet, have made the letters "i" and "y" completely interchangeable, while "e" is a marker of pronunciation at the end of a word.\
318'''Linkara:''' ''(confused)'' That was ... surprisingly well spoken.\
319'''2090s Kid:''' In 2099, spelling bees have become a national sport!\
320'''Linkara:''' Huh. ...Hey, wait! If "y" and "i" are interchangeable now, does that mean that the "90's Kid" logo in the [[LeaningOntheFourthWall upper-left hand corner]] has been spelled wrong the last few weeks?\
321'''2090s Kid:''' ''(looks confused at the upper left hand corner)'' What "90's Kid" logo?
322[[/folder]]
323
324[[folder:243 Ravage 2099 #1]]
325* Linkara describes Ravage's costume as "Steampunk: you're doing it wrong."
326* The return of our 90s Kid.
327-->'''Linkara:''' Did you get any lotto numbers?\
328'''90s Kid:''' Yeah, but I saved them to a USB drive that you can only use if you have a floppy drive as well.
329* Reacting to the protagonist's name actually BEING Ravage.
330-->'''Linkara:''' His name is LITERALLY Ravage!? (Headache pose) Uuuugh! Look, I may have been wrong last week about Tyger Wylde's last name, but C'MON! Really, Stan? Really? You're not even going to try, just name him Hero Von Good Guy and don't waste our time.
331* Linkara makes fun of the protagonist's line "I tread where I please."
332-->'''Linkara:''' Sir, don't walk on that lava!\
333'''Linkara (as Paul):''' I tread where I please! ''(is set aflame)'' Oh, God, it burns!
334[[/folder]]
335
336[[folder:244: Comic Book Quickies]]
337* That Guy With the Hat's readings from the Super Dictionary.
338-->'''That Guy With the Hat:''' [[MemeticMutation When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes]]. He took forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. AndThatsTerrible.
339** The grin that appears on his face as he reads the entry for 'Happiness' in a suggestive tone.
340--->"The relief on his face showed... [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything as Supergirl untied the ropes."]]
341* Linkara as Bruce Banner freaking out over exams.
342-->'''Linkara (as Bruce Banner):''' Oh god, I didn't study! Feeling the pressure! '''[[{{Main/HulkingOut}} HULK SMASH!!!]]'''
343** Later on, noting how chill Banner's been for the story. Even right before Hulking out he notes that Banner's thought is "What bad timing."
344** The little skit of Hulk carrying on the "mail the terrorists" threat to {{Metaphorgotten}} levels.
345** Hulk being convinced to not hug them and squeeze them AndCallHimGeorge.
346* "Spider-Man vs. the Human Computer... Human Computer... [[CallBack MR. COMPUTER]]! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" ''(runs away)''
347* His rising anger with all the "chip" puns. To the point where he wonders if the ad was originally for potato chips.
348* Calling out [[Film/ThePhantomMenace Qui-Gon Jinn]] as the worst Jedi ever.
349** "But, hey, that's my opinion. Far be it from me to question the wisdom of Qui-Gon "Let's not sell our fancy pants space ship and get a smaller one that'll do the job just right and instead rest our hopes on a nine-year old in a race with a hot rod he built in his garage in a sport he's never won in" ({{Beat}}) ... Jinn.
350* "[[SpaceWhaleAesop Love ultimately leads to planetary annihilation, so just sit back and have a fruit pie or Conjura will make you invisible.]]"
351[[/folder]]
352
353[[folder:245: Kamandi At Earth's End #4]]
354* His [[SarcasmMode absolute glee]] with deciding to review more of the ''Kamandi'' books.
355-->'''Linkara''': ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Kamandi: At Earth's End #4]]''. Yaaaaaaaayyy...
356* "They were headed for Arizona, looking for someone Machine Mother wanted dead."
357-->'''Linkara:''' Obviously, Machine Mother had a bad experience at [[Series/KitchenNightmares Amy's Baking Company]]. Topical!
358* Talking about how the "Death Slingers" are Canadians, also knocking the mistake he made in the first issue.
359-->'''Linkara:''' So we were just in Washington D.C. on our way to Arizona and now we've got people from Canada driving down to engage in turf wars? I may suck at geography, but I'm pretty sure the Canadians are going a bit out of their way for this.
360* The end of the comic shows Kamandi finally finding his target: ComicBook/{{Superman}}. Linkara responds with this:
361-->'''Linkara:''' ''[[SarcasmMode OH MY GOD!]]'' WHAT A SHOCKING SURPRISE TWIST [[SpoilerCover THAT THEY REVEALED ON THE COVER]] THUS IT WASN'T REALLY A TWIST!\
362''({{beat}})''\
363'''Linkara:''' ''[[CatchPhrase THIS COMIC SUCKS!]]''
364** And then the very last line of the review:
365--->'''Linkara''': The real name of this series is "WASTE OF TIME: AT EARTH'S END". ''(slaps comic down and walks away)''
366[[/folder]]
367
368[[folder:246: Sci-Spy #3]]
369* Singing "All By Myself" as Sebastian Starchild.
370* "Isn't it just like a mom to care too much about your dates? Or in this case, the woman who said you looked like a pimp in the previous issue, and then you called her a bitch? (''beat'') This comic is stupid."
371* "I know it seems a little sudden, but it must've been how [Sebastian] wooed her with his charm and charisma and… (''laughs'') oh man, I couldn't even ''finish'' that sentence!"
372* Feeding off ''Series/TheAndromedaStrain'' miniseries by rubbing the DVD on his chest. "YES! FEED ME!"
373** Also, TheStinger. "I am rubbing a DVD on my chest. What has become of my life?" (His chuckle makes it a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, too.)
374* Reacting to what contains the Lucifer File: "Behold, the ancient mystic D100. A man once tried to play Dungeons & Dragons with this sacred tool and was forever cursed by it's power!"
375[[/folder]]
376
377[[folder:247: Star Trek: The Next Generation/X-Men]]
378* The title Card, Linkara giving a big smile while pointing to Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc-Picard and Professor Charles Xavier
379* Linkara's total deadpan when he says that he promoted himself to Admiral
380* Linkara's idea of blending in with people from the late 90's: "I'll need Franchise/{{Pokemon}} plushies and Beanie Babies!" "Way ahead of you, sir!"
381* When the crew mentions to the X-Men they're from the Enterprise.
382-->'''Wolverine:''' Enterprise? Starship Enterprise, are you some of [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Kirk's]] [[ContinuityNod people?]]\
383'''Linkara:''' Because if you're some of [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Archer's people]], [[TakeThat the claws come back out!]]
384* Lampshading how Wolverine always gets TheWorfEffect when Data casually throws him across the room.
385* Pulling out the Nitpicker's Guide to Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration when Kang says there are continuity errors.
386* Why is the Baxter Building occupied by the ComicBook/{{Thunderbolts}} instead of the Fantastic Four? As Linkara explains, that’s because at the time, the FF and the Avengers were suffering a FateWorseThanDeath: [[ComicBook/HeroesReborn being drawn by]] Creator/RobLiefeld. Then he counts down to how long it would take for his joke to be ruined because the commenters would point out that Liefeld only drew Avengers and Captain America.
387* Apologizing for being such a nerd. "Really, is this your first time watching this?"
388* Saying WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory should have a rap battle with Captain Picard and Professor Xavier. "I'm giving you an easy one here."
389[[/folder]]
390
391[[folder:248: Mr. T and the T-Force #2]]
392* [[http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/179/3/d/at4w__mr__t_and_the_t_force__2_by_mtc_studios-d6b3l0r.png The title card]], with Mr. T tripping balls while four Linkaras [[ShoutOut jump]] [[http://www.feelnumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/park05b.jpg like]] Music/TheBeatles in a tie dye background.
393* The ending bit with "Snowflame!"
394-->'''Snowflame:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext SNOWFLAME MADE COCAINE POPSICLES! SNOWFLAME IS THE ICE CREAM MAN!]]
395** Followed by
396--->'''Linkara:''' And if you'll excuse me I have to go deal with a problem before I am arrested.
397* Linkara's joy at finding... another Mr T. trading card!
398* "Because poor literacy is... another superpower of Mr. T."
399* His utter glee at seeing [[MushroomSamba Mr. T fighting demonic dinosaurs in a drug-induced hallucination]].
400-->'''Linkara''': This could be the ''greatest comic ever made''!
401* Justice (Mr. T's drug dealer friend from the first issue) sees Mr. T in his drug-addled state and recognizes that he's been drugged.
402-->'''Justice:''' I seen guys go through this before, dey end up like dem zombies in dat Jackson video.\
403'''Linkara:''' They get wasted and start dancing like this? ''(pulls up video of himself doing the Thriller dance ...poorly)''
404* His mentoning how the [[CallBack last time]] he review some Mr. T comics was "dissapointing... and a little Creator/ShiaLaBeouf-y". (cue the RapidFireNo clip from "Mr. T #2")
405* After Justice declares himself "sideways," Linkara's skit in response has him lying sideways on the futon.
406-->'''Linkara (as Justice):''' That's right, I'm sideways! 'Cept for the times when I'm vertical, anyway.
407[[/folder]]
408
409[[folder:249: All Star Batman And Robin #6]]
410* [[GotMeDoingIt When he realizes he's repeating "Goddamn" as much as Frank Miller is in the book.]]
411** Which then culminates into:
412--->'''Black Canary:''' It's the goddamn Batman!\
413'''Linkara:''' THIS GODDAMN COMIC GODDAMN ''SUCKS!''
414* Beforehand there's also the return of the [[ComicBook/AmazonsAttack "Bees, my God."]] meme, along with lecturing Creator/FrankMiller how memes can work.
415* His callback to the Super Dictionary reading when Jimmy Olsen (of all people) starts hitting on Vicki Vale: "I wonder if Supergirl untied the ropes for him in this version..."
416* His increasing frustration with the flashbacks, culminating in using a [=MST3K=] clip in lieu of a traditional FreakOut.
417-->'''Tom Servo:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
418** Also, it makes the usual RunningGag when Linkara runs into this sort of thing seem like a massive {{understatement}}.
419--->'''Mike Nelson:''' [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Space is warped,]] [[Film/TheSheCreature and time is bendable!]]
420** At an earlier point:
421--->'''Narrator:''' Meanwhile... Back On The Docks...\
422'''Linkara:''' '''HOW CAN WE HAVE A "MEANWHILE" WHEN IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE''' '''''FIVE HOURS AGO?!!'''''
423* Linkara gets ''super pissed'' at Crazy Steve insisting that he [[UnusualEuphemism "got" a sidekick.]]
424-->'''Steve:''' First I get myself a [[EmphasizeEverything KID SIDEKICK]] and now [[EmphasizeEverything THIS. DAMN!]]\
425'''Linkara:''' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU!]]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis KIDNAPPED! HIM! YOU!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis ASSHOLE!]]'''
426* Linkara's rationalization that the entire story is just Batman going insane when trapped in the labyrinth of the [[ComicBook/NightOfTheOwls Court of Owls]].
427** Then after recommending said story:
428--->'''Linkara:''' Anyway, back to Court of Ow-My-Head-Hurts.
429* The title card of this one has Linkara chasing after Crazy Steve, Black Canary, and Batgirl with various smiles, grins and dollar-sign bags, with an AngryFistShake in progress.
430[[/folder]]
431
432[[folder:250: Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: A Deadly Choice]]
433* The very beginning:
434--> '''Linkara:''' [[OnceAnEpisode Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn.]] [[MilestoneCelebration It's the 250th Episode!]]\
435''(cut to title card reading "Merry Christmas from Atop the Fourth Wall." In ''July'')''\
436'''Linkara:''' That was the Christmas logo from ''last'' year. Could you make even the slightest effort in changing it?\
437''(cut to the exact same title card, but with Merry Christmas From scored out, and "happy 250th episode" written under it in Comic Sans)''\
438'''Linkara:''' ''(with a very annoyed glare) You still have snow and jingle bells.'' '''''IT'S JULY!'''''
439* When the kids are discussing what they did during their vacations we get this interesting answer:
440--> '''Linkara:''' I SAT ON MY ASS AND PLAYED VIDEO GAMES, MS. WILSON!
441** Which is then immediately followed by this:
442---> '''Ms. Wilson:''' Alec, will you start?\
443'''Alec:''' ''(happily)'' Shanna and I worked at a camp for emotionally disturbed youngsters!\
444'''Linkara: YOU'RE TWELVE YEARS OLD!'''
445** Linkara theorizes that Alec and Shanna only thought they were working there when they were really there as patients.
446* Linkara's skit after Ms. Wilson declares that all drugs are bad for your health.
447--> '''Linkara (as Student):''' Ms. Wilson, what about my asthma inhaler?\
448'''Linkara (as Ms. Wilson):''' ''All'' drugs are dangerous and addictive!
449** A similar gag appears when Shanna is accused of telling a caller where to find drugs.
450---> '''Linkara (as Shanna):''' But I was just telling him to go to the grocery store and get some Ibuprofen!\
451'''Linkara (as Principal):''' ''' ''All'' ''' drugs are evil, Shanna!! Haven't we instilled that in you yet?!
452* After realizing that they are still in the same classroom, discussing their summer vacation, and the subsequent rant.
453--> Well, it's official! THREE different explanations for what these kids did during their summer vacation! Time is meaningless, my friends! We are in a neverending cycle of time, ''no'' beginning, ''no end''! [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS5E18CauseAndEffect The Enterprise will keep exploding forever]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Homura will never save Madoka]], [[Recap/DoctorWhoS18E2Meglos Meglos will take on the form of the Doctor]], and [[Film/GroundhogDay Bill Murray will never escape Groundhog Day]]! We are trapped in the loop, just like they are!
454** Then static, and the episode restarts.
455** The ad ''immediately after'' this summer camp-related breakdown when the episode was first posted was an ad for the USA reality show "Summer Camp" in one of those cases of perfect ad-related timing.
456** And after the ad break, it cuts back to the end of the long rant quoted above.
457* His ''second'' rant is even worse; the hotline triggers it, but he starts thinking about all of the nonsense and plot holes in the comic, and he begins to steadily get more frantic and hysterical, until he starts talking about ComicBook/BlackCanary from the last review, and finally, notices that he has a ''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Weedle doll]]'' of all things in his hand... and ''theeeeeen'', he finally has something ''long'' overdue; another epic FreakOut set to The Wurzels' "[[SanitySlippageSong Combine Harvester]]". It culminates with Linkara being completely out of it with a ball on his hat (and another in his shirt pocket) after taking some 'happy pills', before he finally gets back to the comic. And the whole thing is ''glorious.''
458--> '''Linkara:''' "'''''WHY AM I SUDDENLY HOLDING A''''' '''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} WEEDLE]]''' '''''INSTEAD OF THE COMIC?!?!?!''''' ''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]''"
459** Especially when, at the end of the episode, he questions where all the balls came from.
460*** The balls are brought up the next time Linkara reviews a Tandy Computer Whiz Kids comic as well. Specifically, he mentions still finding balls around his house [[BeyondTheImpossible even though he has moved since the last time he reviewed anything from TCWK]]!
461** His freakout also includes him hitting a Fire Flower ("Why aren't you giving me fire powers?"), having a staring contest with the Weedle, taking a Deathstroke mask off that had suddenly appeared on his face, and dumping a bag of plastic balls over his head.
462---> "I will win this staring contest!"[[note]][[RewatchBonus Note that he blinks while saying this line.]][[/note]]\
463(wearing Iron Man mask) "I am Iron Man... (sobs hysterically) I am Iron Man..."\
464"Okay. My happy pills have kicked in. The appropriate response to that line of questions...is the ''Film/BatmanForever'' clip." (cue clip of Bruce Wayne's "too many questions" line) "You tell 'em Val Kilmer. You tell 'em."
465** The only {{Foreshadowing}} to this is the title card...that has Combine Harvester [[ThisIsGonnaSuck as its accompanying music.]]
466* Reacting to Ms. Wilson's comment that neither Tommy or Bobby are interested in school activities.
467-->"The writers of this comic have never encountered children before, have they? They know they exist, but only in a vague mythical kind of sense."
468* The comic features cameos from [[Film/TheKentuckyFriedMovie <BOOM!> BIG JIM SLADE! Hevenu Shalom aleichem...]]
469* Linkara's bewilderment at the possible revelation that Alec and Shanna might actually be siblings.
470* The tally of grammatical errors throughout the comic, made even sweeter by the revelation that the editor was Editor-in-Chief of Archie Comics for a time.
471* When Bobby and Tommy go to talk to the drug dealer about their "company's customer relations":
472-->'''Linkara/Tommy:''' We think that your method of responding to customer's complains, namely stabbing them and stealing their wallets, is creating a bad image for the corporation!
473* In the comments section one person pointed out how the Christmas Logo was being Shown in July and asked if [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Lord Slug]] froze Earth again. Linkara's response: I am Champion of Christmas!!!
474[[/folder]]
475
476[[folder:251: Battlestar Galactica #1]]
477* He decides to celebrate because it's the first non-sequel in some time. [[CallBack Cue the Merry Christmas sign again.]]
478* Once again he doesn't have a comic, and still does the poses anyway.
479[[/folder]]
480
481[[folder:252: Marville #5]]
482* Even before the review, this Tweet from Linkara was pretty funny:
483-->"I threw my copy of Marville #5 so hard against the wall the cover ripped off. And nothing of value was lost." [[https://twitter.com/Linkara19/statuses/359810463988584449 Link]]
484* Also before the review? When the video was first posted on Linkara's original blog, the cover image ([[SexSells featuring a nude lady lying on a table holding one of Wolverine's claws]]) was taken down by Photobucket. Cue comments saying that the comic is so bad, [[EvenTheDogIsAshamed even Photobucket feels violated]].
485* Linkara opens without saying anything, just passing out with a bottle in his hand.
486-->'''Pollo:''' ''(looks in from the left side of the screen, then looks at the camera)'' [[AC:Um... give us a second here, people. It's Marville time again.]]
487** It's the pause after the 'um' that sells this line. Even Pollo is exasperated by what Marville does to Linkara.
488** Linkara's passing-out routine is also hilarious, since he just stares fixedly at the camera before gradually tipping over.
489* "Oh, but now it thinks it's still being a parody, because under 'Marville', it says 'Originville'! Get it?! Just like that comic, ''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}: Origins''? And this comic features Wolverine prominently? And that it's 'Origin''ville''' instead of 'Origins'? Do you get it?! '''''DO YOU GET IT?!? IT'S FUNNY!! LAUGH!!! LAUGH, DAMN YOU!!!!''''' And then stop laughing, because it isn't funny."
490* This:
491-->'''Mickey:''' Let me get this straight.\
492'''Linkara:''' Oh, why start now?\
493'''Mickey:''' Are you an X-man or an...\
494'''Lucy:''' He's an ex-otter -- he's the first animal to mutate into a human.\
495'''Linkara:''' Okay. One: no. Two: GOD, no. Three: that was a terrible pun. Four, '''[[BigNo NO, NO, NO!!]]'''
496* The [[FridgeHorror horrific realization]] that Bill Jemas is no longer attempting a parody, [[PoesLaw even though it looks and sounds like one]]. ''Marville accurately depicts how he believes the world works.''
497** Linkara theorizes that Bill Jemas has suffered some kind of SanitySlippage that makes it impossible for him to tell the difference between reality and fantasy. So Mr. Jemas may, in fact, literally believe Wolverine is the first human, and that he evolved from [[ArtisticLicenseBiology a sea otter.]]
498* As the Neanderthals hunt a buck, it manages to knock one of them over its head, prompting Lucy to remark that "they are no match for that monster." Linkara is incredulous:
499-->"MONSTER?! It's a ''buck!'' Or does Lucy think that ''WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}}'' was a horror movie?"
500* Once there's a rant on how two different species can't breed, Linkara points to a lion, a tiger, [[MixAndMatchCritters a liger]], and then the comic with the caption "DUMBASS".[[note]]Linkara probably avoided the most common example, mules, because most hybrids are infertile. Ligers and Tigons are not.[[/note]]
501* Dr. Linksano flips the bird to the comic when it insults scientists and their theories toward evolution.
502** And, later, Linkara advises people with any interest in anthropology to do the same at the screen when Jack dismisses the profession as one for people who couldn't get "real jobs".
503* Jack tells the other time-travelers that the ''real'' reason they went to the time of Neanderthals was because they are rich and famous in their own times, and that the world is about to engage in all-out war, and as such, they must learn the roots of war in order to prevent Main/WorldWarIII. Linkara, needless to say, is appalled at the very idea of it being up to Al, Lucy and Mickey to stop a third world war:
504-->"Unless it turns out that [[Franchise/BillAndTed they are the greatest rock band in the history of the world, and it unites Earth in peace and harmony]]... it's clear that with these nimrods at the wheel, we can pretty much kiss our asses goodbye!"
505* While Linkara rants, a caption says that the text-only panel is hard to zoom in, thus the comic is actively trying to stop him from reviewing it.
506* When Jack explains the result of "the first and last time the world had world peace":
507-->'''Mickey:''' What happened?\
508'''Jack:''' Peace stopped winning the votes.\
509'''Mickey:''' What happened?\
510'''Jack:''' Religion happened. Patriotism happened. Voting stopped happening.\
511'''Linkara:''' Well, thank you for that gross oversimplification and inaccurate look at the world and human beings. I hope you step on a LEGO brick in the middle of the night.
512* [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries "Why are they white?"]]
513* When "genetic fail-safes" are mentioned that prevent two separate species from having fertile children, Linkara's mini-rant and subsequent puzzled facial expression are priceless:
514-->'''Linkara:''' Genetic fail-safes? You mean the fact that their biology is incompatible? That's not a fail-safe it's just common friggin' sense! Oh man! My screwdriver is incompatible with my headache pills! Clearly God programmed them so they would not be able to breed together and have Phillips head gel caps! ''(headache pills shake)''
515* When the people of the prehistoric village discuss what brought about the war they're in:
516-->'''Linkara''': Well, congratulations! They figured out the origins of war, and thus they can stop World War III or whatever. (''gives a thumbs up'') Comic over? ''Please?'' (''sobbing'') Please just let it be over! (''collapses onto his side'')
517* Linkara's LongList of things more impressive than Marville.
518-->'''Jack:''' What could be more impressive?\
519'''Linkara:''' Ohhh, ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}, [[ThirtyMinutesOrItsFree pizza deliveries in 30 minutes or less]], [[MundaneMadeAwesome disposable cameras, fast food drive thrus, cellular telephones]], [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Godzilla movies]], Toys/BeanieBabies, [[Series/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1981 digital watches]], [[ProductPlacement my DVD on sale now]], Creator/MrT, [[LeParkour parkour enthusiasts]], [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments cancer researchers]], Music/StephenSondheim, [[TheWorldIsJustAwesome the miracle that is everyday existence]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the]] [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan second]], [[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock third]], [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome fourth]], [[Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry sixth]] [[Film/StarTrekFirstContact and eighth]] [[Franchise/StarTrek Star Trek movies]]. (''{{Beat}}'') There's more, but I think that covers a ''wide'' range of things in particular ''that are more impressive.''
520* "And to bring this all back around to Ted Turner, '[[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers The power is yours]].' ''({{Beat}})'' '''''THIS COMIC SSSUUUUUCKSS!!!'''''"
521* "The worst is yet to come. And in the meantime, [[INeedAFreakingDrink I will drink myself into a religious experience.]] But thankfully, when that happens, I WON'T CHARGE $3 FOR YOU TO HEAR IT!"
522* TheStinger, where Franchise/BillAndTed [[WaxingLyrical quote to St. Peter]] [[Music/{{Poison}} "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"]]. Linkara then says that scene was more profound than anything in Marville.
523[[/folder]]
524
525[[folder:253: Tales to Offend #1]]
526* Pulling a wall clock out of his coat when he announces that it's Miller Time.
527* [[AtrociousAlias The many names of Lance Blastoff]], including: Spear Knockoff, Polearm Shoveoff, Javelin Takeoff, Glaive Cheese-It, Naginata Jerkoff, Voulge Takeout and Bardiche Jumpmuffin.
528** Doubles as a ShoutOut to [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike, Servo, and Crow's names]] for the lead of ''Film/SpaceMutiny''.
529* Linkara's reaction to the comic describing Lance Blastoff as "America's Favorite Hero."
530-->'''Linkara:''' They polled five people and all the other options were convicted pedophiles.
531[[/folder]]
532
533[[folder:254: The Culling, Part 1: Teen Titans Annual #1]]
534* The very beginning of the video. It opens with a disclaimer warning about Linkara's dissatisfaction with "[[ComicBook/New52 The New 52]]", but that he'll do his best to be mature about it and try to give it a fair critique. [[DescriptionCut It then immediately cuts to...]]
535-->'''Linkara:''' '''''"THE NEW 52" SUCKS ASS AND I FRICKIN' HATE IT!! ROLL THE THEME SONG!!!''''' ''(theme song rolls)''
536* The listing of the New 52 comics he does like. Most have captions reading Cancelled or other problems. He ends with a non-DC comic, ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}.
537* "Also, just take a moment to enjoy the surroundings, everyone. I hope you like the color red, because that's what you're gonna be seeing throughout this crossover. Although, personally, I can't really tell the difference. When I have to read stuff like ''ComicBook/{{Marville}}'', or anything by Creator/FrankMiller or Creator/RobLiefeld, I see red for weeks at a time."
538* The jabs at the Tron-esque costumes, because, well, they ''are'' stupid.
539* "We open with Robin laying on the ground, with someone's foot on his chest, threatening to murder him if he even tries to blink. A rare glimpse into the writers meeting when the higher-ups said that they were doing this reboot."
540* "[[LighterAndSofter Goodwill and joy]] are the enemies of superheroes! [[DarkerAndEdgier Haven't]] [[SarcasmMode you]] [[TakeThat seen]] Film/ManOfSteel?!"
541* Linkara ripping into, and then imitating one panel of Harvest LaughingMad as he tears apart his base, posing...confusingly.
542-->'''Linkara''': And what the hell is he even ''doing?!''\
543''(cut to Linkara with his arms outstretched like Harvest, letting out a [[OneWomanWail One Man Wail]])''
544* This:
545-->'''Narrator:''' No one knows the name he used before he came to call himself Harvest.\
546'''Linkara:''' For the record, though, it was Farmer Steve.\
547'''Narrator:''' He alone knows where he came from… and when.\
548'''Linkara:''' Harvest-eye Joe. Where did you come from, where did you go?
549* Early on, Linkara plays the ''Film/BatmanForever'' clip ("It just raises too many questions.") after listing off a string of plot holes. After the comic gets even worse, he notes that he used it way too soon.
550* This part, where Red Robin expresses his disbelief towards anyone coming from the future. [[ArbitrarySkepticism This despite him and his team being even more implausible.]]
551-->'''Red Robin:''' ''(to Tyroc)'' So, will you tell us where you are ''really'' from? 'Cause none of us believes you're from the ''future.''\
552'''Linkara:''' ''(annoyed as hell)'' ''Among your teammates are a SUPER speedster, a livid BUG woman, someone with invisible armor,'' '''''a CLONE of Franchise/{{Superman}},''''' ''and a guy who can create purple energy constructs! What is so unbelievable'' '''''about being from the FUTURE?!'''''
553[[/folder]]
554
555[[folder:255: The Culling, Part 2: Superboy #9]]
556* This:
557-->'''Linkara''': Last time, the Teen Titans and a lost group of the legion of superheroes were kidnapped by a guy named Harvest, to fight in his gladiatorial arena against other teenagers in a battle to the death. And the prize for winning?
558-->'''[[Series/ThePriceIsRight Rich Fields]]:''' A NEW CAR!\
559'''Linkara:''' No, because that would actually be a worthwhile prize.
560* "Oh, and Dawnstar of the Legion is on the cover too. I'm presuming she's there because they felt that if they didn't have [[FanService boobs]] — uh, I mean, a Legion member on the cover, there'd be no other way of knowing this was a crossover."
561* Linkara's joke regarding Ridge's British accent.
562-->'''Linkara (as Ridge):''' I say, old boy, how very rude of you to not murder other innocent teenagers! That's just not done! ''([[DistinguishedGentlemansPipe chomps pipe]])''
563* Linkara pointing out the InsaneTrollLogic.
564-->'''Rose Wilson:''' Focus, Red Robin! I want your full attention as I exploit this distraction!
565* At one point, it starts to snow. Linkara questions this, given the battleground the book is set in is supposed to be based on the classic fire-and-brimstone version of Hell... but then accepts it because it's not red.
566-->'''Linkara:''' I was actually starting to think that the color blue was a figment of my imagination.
567** Right behind him on his shelf is a prop of Pollo, who is very, ''very'' blue.
568* "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!!!!]] Not the [[AssholeVictim mass murdering character]] who was [[OneSceneWonder only seen now]] for anyone [[ContinuityLockout who hasn't previously read the other series involved in this crossover!]] NOOOOOO!!!!"
569* Pointing out the absurdity of how Warblade was taken down.
570-->'''Linkara:''' Warblade runs at Superboy, ready to gut him... And then gets hit by a rock thrown by Dawnstar... that knocks him out. So lava, heavy collisions, repeated punches to the face, none of those phase Warblade, but you throw a single rock at him -- ''(waves arms around in prissy fashion)'' -- and he just, can't handle it. ''[{{facepalm}}]''
571** TheStinger of "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Dawnstar used Rock Throw! It's super effective!]]"
572* Harvest's power? To make the artwork crappy again!
573[[/folder]]
574
575[[folder:256:The Culling, Part 3: Legion Lost #9]]
576* This little exchange:
577-->'''Bunker:''' I like this group thinking-thing. 'Cause I know you're all checking me out with you minds!\
578'''Linkara (as a Legion/Titans member):''' [[StupidSexyFlanders Damn this telepathy,]] [[HoYay he knows!]]
579* Linkara questioning why anyone would work for Harvest:
580-->'''Linkara:''' Is it in their contract that they can't be fired for five years? Is the starting salary in the six digit range? Is he allowed to be as rude to customers as he wants?! HOW DO YOU GET PEOPLE TO WORK FOR YOU?!
581* Prometheus from ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueCryForJustice'' thinks Harvest is overpowered.
582* Harvest's voice becoming [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome Paradox]]'s from the ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''.
583** Showing clips of Paradox in response to Harvest's actions. They are so uncannily similar it's hilarious.
584* Linkara's exasperated praise for the comic having a scene that ''technically'' manages to pass UsefulNotes/TheBechdelTest.
585* Linkara decries how bad of a name "The Ravagers" is for a hero group, since ravaging means either pillaging or bringing devastation/destruction [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and also sounds silly]], before going over a LongList of names that are better than "Ravagers":
586-->'''Linkara:''' Hey, here's a quick list of better Superhero team names than "Ravagers":\
587- [[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica Justice League]]\
588- [[ComicBook/JusticeSocietyOfAmerica Justice Society]]\
589- [[ComicBook/TheAvengers Avengers]]\
590- [[Franchise/TeenTitans Titans]]\
591- [[ComicBook/LegionOfSuperHeroes Legion]]\
592- [[ComicBook/Champions1975 Champions]]\
593- [[ComicBook/TheDefenders Defenders]]\
594- [[ComicBook/WarOfKings Warriors]]\
595- ComicBook/NewWarriors\
596- Mighty Crusaders (Mispronounced as "The Mighty")\
597- ComicBook/InfinityInc\
598- ComicBook/SevenSoldiersOfVictory\
599- ComicBook/PowerCompany (Mispronounced as "The Power Force")\
600- ComicBook/SovereignSeven\
601- The Conglomerate\
602- ComicBook/Shadowpact\
603- ComicBook/Checkmate\
604- The Sentinels of Magic\
605- ComicBook/DemonKnights\
606- ComicBook/SecretSix\
607- The ComicBook/DeadpoolCorps\
608- [[Manga/Hellsing The Hellsing Organization]]\
609- [[WebVideo/CodeMENT The Dark Knights]]\
610- [[ComicBook/BatmanGrantMorrison Batman of all nations]]\
611- [[Manga/SailorMoon The Sailor Scouts]]\
612- [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo The Scooby Gang]]\
613- The Super Squad\
614and perhaps most damning of all, a name that is still better than ravagers:\
615- '''The Quik Qlub!'''
616* After Ridge reveals he hates being a Ravager:
617-->'''Linkara:''' '''''Then WHY did you JOIN THEM?!?!'''''
618[[/folder]]
619
620[[folder:257: The Culling, Part 4: Teen Titans #9]]
621* Starting out by [[FlatJoy blowing a party favor with a deadpan expression]].
622* "Harvest, a dumbass from the future, created a dumbass organisation called N.O.W.H.E.R.E. to kidnap dumbass teenagers and make them fight to the death so that the winners would join his dumbass team called the Ravagers, who are apparently such dumbasses that, despite hating being a part of the Ravagers, like one member has expressed, they never thought of just ''not joining them''!
623* Harvest's flip-flopping on what his goals are:
624-->'''Harvest:''' This is why I started N.O.W.H.E.R.E.!\
625'''Linkara (as Harvest):''' To kill teenagers fwom da fuhwcha! ''(beat)'' When I say that out woud, it does sound kind of dumb, actuawwy...
626* Linkara snapping at Harvest:
627-->'''Linkara:''' All the while, Harvest continues to whine that he has great vision and seeks a better world and-- [[NotSoStoic oh my god, shut up, you stupid waste of a good character design!]]
628* Linkara's reaction to Kid Flash's attempt at wit:
629-->'''Kid Flash:''' Right?! If we got a vote, it would've been a unanimous "nah!"\
630'''Linkara:''' Ooh, sick burn there, Kid Flash. ''(blows party horn)''
631* Linkara realising that Harvest had to cut out Dawnstar's [[ImpossiblyLowNeckline boob-hole]].
632* Harvest doing more "[[GambitRoulette just as I planned!]]":
633-->'''Linkara:''' Wonder Girl wraps her lasso around his arm.\
634'''Harvest:''' Just as you were supposed to, Wonder Giwl!\
635'''Linkara (as Harvest):''' And now you have wipped my awm fwom my body... Evewything is going accowding to pwan. My pwan is gweat!
636** The {{Shout Out}}s in regards to Harvest's other possible powers, e.g. [[Franchise/{{Superman}} being able to shoot rainbows from his hands that emit tiny versions of him?]]
637* Linkara saying that he could be reading [[SoBadItsGood US-1]] instead of [[ArcFatigue this]].
638* This exchange:
639-->'''Linkara''': Wonder Girl says he doesn't know everything about her... For no reason...\
640'''Harvest''': Of couwse I do! I come fwom a time and pwace where you have wong been consumed by your own power! A power dat means nothing to me!\
641'''Linkara:''' ''(baffled as hell)'' '''''Then WHY did you KIDNAP her to try to make her join the RAVAGERS??!!'''''
642* The bait-and-switch:
643-->'''Linkara:''' Superboy comes up with a plan: focusing his telekinetic powers through the Lariat and into Harvest. And here's something that I know is gonna really shock and surprise you, guys... ''(leans towards camera to whisper)'' It doesn't work.
644* Linkara theorizes that the only reason anyone works for Harvest is because he has a chocolate machine.
645* Jabs at the failure in the editing:
646-->'''Linkara:''' While Harvest flies off, Gates meets up with the Legion and reveals the time bubble to them.\
647'''Gates:''' --And then we can use this time machine to return home!\
648'''Linkara:''' Aaaaaand an editor's box tells us "find out how badly that goes in Legion Lost #10." Well, thanks for spoiling to us that things don't go well, because building suspense and intrigue would just be stupid. Then again, what should I expect from the editors who can't remember things said on the same damn page?
649* Harvest still insisting that his plan is great:
650-->'''Harvest:''' I won dis battwe wong before you uncovered da fiwst hint of my existence.\
651'''Linkara (as Harvest):''' My huge faciwity is destwoyed, my Wavagers are in shambwes, da Cuwwing has stopped, and evewybody now knows I'm awound. Yep, pwetty much a 100% victowy for me. My pwan is gweat!
652* This:
653-->'''Narration:''' Mere moments later, the N.O.W.H.E.R.E. complex is consumed by flames and fury.\
654'''Linkara (as The Narrator):''' [[LazyArtist We could not afford neither flames nor fury, so enjoy this giant "kwakaboom" sound effect instead.]]
655[[/folder]]
656
657[[folder:258: Plan 9 from Outer Space: 30 Years Later #1]]
658* Calling the future in Plan 9 a better future than Sci-Spy.
659* Suggesting that TheMenInBlack were formed because of Plan 9.
660* Linkara's shock at Diana casually changing clothes in front of her parents.
661* Linkara as Diana claiming that she discovered the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles before April O Neil.
662* Calling Tor's death "The weirdest weight loss program he'd ever seen."
663* Thinking the UFO in the comic should have a string just like in the movie.
664* Wondering if ipods would be used for the UFO's if the movie were made today.
665* Calling the aliens' new plan "Plan Occupy Outer Space".
666* Saying "Thanks [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Robot-ma]] when the aliens reveal they created robot politicians.
667* His surprise that he would be making Dan Quayle jokes.
668* When the identities of several people who have been abducted and replaced by alien robots is revealed, one of the robots apparently turns out to be Donald Trump.
669-->'''Linkara:''' [[TakeThat Definitely no surprise there.]]
670[[/folder]]
671
672[[folder:259: Brute Force #4]]
673* The title card, showing Linkara and the bear and dolphin from the comic in Prof. Oak's laboratory where Prof. Oak has Mewtwo and Genesect behind him, sticking his thumb back to point at them while saying, "Are you a boy, or a MAN?"
674* Nimue once incessantly repeated "Hot Pockets" for ''three hours'' before Linkara could fix her.
675* ''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Lion-Bot used Sand Attack! Cyber-Gorilla's accuracy fell!]]''
676* When the news media is wondering who's responsible for the attack on the power plant: "We think it could be [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Decepticons]], a rogue faction of [[Franchise/GIJoe Cobra]], though we are not willing to rule out [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Hoggish Greedly]] or [[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Team Galactic]]. This seems like something stupid they would do."
677[[/folder]]
678
679[[folder:260: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country]]
680* In a CallBack to the ''Star Trek: The Next Generation/X-Men'' review, Linkara opens by revealing that he's a captain again - he had to give himself a stern reprimand and a demotion.
681* Linkara's skit after Kirk's line "I don't care if I'm senile, when I sit in this chair and give the word, you jump!"
682-->'''Linkara (as Lieutenant):''' Aye sir.\
683'''Linkara (as Kirk):''' Now set a course for... the future! [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} At ludicrous speed.]]\
684'''Lieutenant:''' Aye sir...\
685'''Kirk:''' Now, put on this clown costume.\
686'''Lieutenant:''' But, sir?!\
687'''Kirk:''' Dammit lieutenant, I am in the chair!
688* Linkara's misquoting of Shakespeare in the later half of the review.
689-->"Thou are as fat as butter!"\
690"So, the games afoot!"\
691"Tune thy instrument!"
692* Linkara's guess at why the Enterprise fires at the Klingon ship - two of the crew were extremely drunk and had a bet to see who could press the torpedo button first.
693* Linkara's commentary on [=McCoy=] after he makes the observation that "he's lost a lot of whatever this stuff is".
694-->"[=McCoy=]'s a great doctor. "What the hell is this stuff, Jell-O? Well, I'll just inject this stuff into him, that'll probably help..."
695[[/folder]]
696
697[[folder:261: Sci-Spy #4]]
698* The entire 'recap' at the beginning, with a cryogenic-ly freezed Timothy Dalton, Captain Kirk, and the last Pokemon Trainer teaming up to save the Earth from the Daleks. Also doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. :D
699* "Thanks, Mother O-Bank-Ma!"
700* Linkara questioning why someone would want to be genetically modified so that they would have a beak.
701-->'''Linkara (as Beak-Lady):''' You know what I've always wanted all my life? A bird beak, that would not allow me to chew my food. That would be awesome!
702* Linkara gushing about the cuteness of the aliens that can reduce a person to bones. His expression helps.
703-->'''Linkara:''' I mean they look like little cybermats but with legs, they're adorable! I don't care that they wanna kill me, they look so ''cuuute!''
704* The return of idio-stuperific.
705* After Sebastian reveals that his plan of entering the wormhole might end with them not making it through:
706-->'''Linkara:''' ''(exasperated)'' Starchild... ''(shakes head)'' ... ''(happily; gives a thumbs up)'' This is the ''best plan ever''!
707* Once it's revealed Starchild is both an orphan and survivor of an attack to his planet:
708-->"Are you Batman or Superman? Make a choice! Unless you're Space Jesus, which makes things even worse."
709* Linkara performing Starchild as Creator/SeanConnery is already funny enough. Then he sings [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 "Part of Your World"]]...
710* Linkara bursting out laughing after discovering 'the look of pure constipation'.
711[[/folder]]
712
713[[folder:262: The Thing from Another World: Climate of Fear #1-2]]
714* Linkara commenting on [[http://web.archive.org/web/20040929165935/http://dansjp3page.com/fanfic/Dino-Snore-The_Error_1x03__Rumble_in_the_Jungle.asp this page]][[note]]original site gone as of September 2015[[/note]] while looking for a translation for the Spanish dialogue, with The Thing as The Error, [=MacReady=] as Junkee, and Childs as Raptor Dude.
715** At the time, he says that we can't comprehend how tempted he is to use just those names from now on.
716* Begging the writers to let Macready die already.
717* His rage that Childs is somehow still alive ''again''.
718** When Childs appears, Linkara yells [[BrickJoke "Raptor Dude!"]]
719* The openingclosing theme? "Film/ThatThingYouDo".
720* Linkara's sheer horror that they didn't test [=MacReady=] before bringing him to the camp, despite knowing what The Thing is capable of.
721-->[[invoked]] '''Linkara:''' My god, they probably didn't test ''anyone'', [[IdiotPlot because they're all STUPID!!!]]
722* This moment when Agapito spots Desado sneaking away and demands to know where he's going:
723-->'''Desado:''' If you must know, I must attend to certain needs. You seem like the type who would urinate in public, but I am ''not.''\
724'''Linkara:''' No, ''you'' seem like the type who would urinate his own pants and then blame the smell on someone else.
725[[/folder]]
726
727[[folder:263: The Thing from Another World: Climate of Fear #3-4]]
728* The title card for the episode. It's a parody of the ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'' poster with Linkara as Eren and The Thing as the Colossal Titan, with ''[[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Guren no Yumiya]]'' playing as the title card music.
729* Linkara's shock at the oddly-antique chair in Agapido's office.
730* The scene of Macready and the squirrel. Especially Linkara's additions.
731* During the Childs-thing scene, wondering if the Thing absorbed Rambo at some point as it's running around firing off two flamethrowers at once.
732* Asking the doctor if she failed medical school before deciding that yes, she did.
733* The best line in the comic: Agapido tells Childs that he'd feel better if Childs would stop burning down the camp.
734* The revelation that Childs is the Thing prompts Linkara to stare shocked with his mouth open at the camera, complete with 'dun-dun-dun' music, only for him to immediately say he saw this coming all along.
735* "You are being too logical!"
736* The final line of the episode [[QuipToBlack warrants]] ''Film/TheNakedGun'' theme to play.
737[[/folder]]
738
739[[folder:264: Spider-Man: Crossfire]]
740* Right off the bat, Jaeris having to be badgered out of his rocking-out-in-pajamas to hear the message and then grumping that he swore he wouldn't put on pants today.
741* The title card, Linkara and Spidey playing a game of Crossfire.
742* Linkara reciting that a reason that many didn't like Ben Reilly was that he made a deal with Venom, a villain, something Spidey would never do. Cue Linkara's [[ComicBook/OneMoreDay sarcastic and bitter laughter]].
743* Looking on the bright side
744-->'''Detective Raven:''' This case has consumed me since that night, maybe too much.\
745'''Linkara (as Detective Raven):''' On the plus side, I've got a perfect ComicBook/TwoFace cosplay for conventions.
746* Spidey's narration fail.
747-->'''Spidey:''' You have my word before God that I'm going to find the man responsible for those murders.\
748'''Linkara (as Spidey):''' I swear thorough the use of my telepathic powers, which I must have, since otherwise it's kind of difficult for me to swear anything to God to you, Detective.
749* Linkara's 'Google-fu' failed him.
750* Linkara's response to Judas Traveller's pretentious ramblings, idiotic logic, stupid motivation, and overall idiocy.
751-->'''Judas Traveller:''' ... Caught in the crossfire of human existence,\
752'''Linkara:''' TitleDrop!\
753'''Judas Traveller:''' And my eyes have beheld such struggle, such suffering, such '''unmitigated EVIL'''...\
754'''Linkara:''' Such '''BOREDOM'''! We get it, asshole, you're mysterious and crap! '''Get on with it'''!\
755'''Linkara:''' Traveller probably took tips from Harvest on idiot plans.\
756'''Judas Traveller:''' You're right, of course. I'm not God.\
757'''Linkara:''' And everyone breathe a sigh of relief there, because if he was God, then things would be more messed up than they already are.\
758'''Judas Traveller:''' No, I'm not God -- But I'm close.\
759'''Linkara:''' Then I've only got one question for you, Judie: [[ShoutOut What does God need with a]] [[Franchise/StarTrek Spider-Man?]]\
760'''Spidey:''' How could you do this? Why?\
761'''Judas Traveller:''' I am doing nothing. It is my host.\
762'''Linkara:''' The host... That ''you'' sent to do that... You are a dumb character.\
763'''Scrier:''' Be careful.\
764'''Judas Traveller:''' Do not presume to warn '''ME''', Scrier!\
765'''[=MST3K=] Clip:''' You and your stupid thoughtfulness can go to Hell.
766** Hell, the guy seems to be confused on how to ''wear his pants''.
767** Linkara would like to remind us, that this man is a doctor.
768** Linkara pointing out that Judas himself is quite high on the evil scale.
769** Judas himself barely knows how his powers work.
770* Linkara's impression of Judas Traveller. All of it.
771-->'''Judas Traveller:''' I want to ''know'' you Spider-Man... down to the cellular level. I want to understand you in a way even ''you'' can't.\
772'''Linkara (as Judas Traveller):''' Here is a list of questions in a non-specific order. Are you allergic to peanuts? If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Do you prefer the normal chocolate tootsie rolls, or the different flavoured ones?\
773'''Linkara (as Judas):''' Does this bug you? I'm not touching you...\
774'''Judas Traveller:''' The suffering I've known in my years on this earth, dwarfs anything in your pitiful existence.\
775'''Linkara (as Judas):''' But I will not actually disclose what any of that pain was, because it hasn't been written yet.\
776'''Judas Traveller:''' Just the smallest taste of it... ''(Judas attacks Spidey with "his pain")''\
777'''Spider-Man:''' AAAAAHHHH!\
778'''Linkara (as Spider-Man):''' My god! It's so non-specific it hurts and explains absolutely nothing and it doesn't actually answer my questions -- AAAAHHH!
779* The Spidey writers have broke Spidey beyond repair [[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga a few]] [[ComicBook/OneMoreDay times]] [[ComicBook/SuperiorSpiderMan now.]]
780* The fact that the title of the comic has nothing to do with anything in the story, and pointing out that it's just embarrassing that the comic keeps trying to make a connection between the two.
781* "And now... Armageddon! But first, news and weather."
782* The bad exposition:
783-->'''Bad Exposition Guy:''' It appears to be a transpatial time vortex. It was ''not'' in the calculations.\
784'''Linkara (as Bad Exposition Guy):''' I know what it is because... Well, I had to say it, or else the audience wouldn't know what the hell is going on.
785* Linkara reminding us that all of this is stupider than it already is, as Judas isn't as all powerful and eternal as he says. "Hindsight's a bitch, ain't it?"
786* "Well, at least ''someone'' understands Judas Traveller, even if it isn't the people writing him..."
787* Linkara's assessment of Spidey's character:
788-->'''Spidey:''' You can let him know that I'm really not all that hard to understand...\
789'''Linkara:''' Yeah, just be a boiling pot of barely contained angst... coupled with quips, and the inability to learn from your mistakes.
790* The last part of the comic.
791-->'''Linkara:''' And so, our comic ends with a reminder to me of ComicBook/OneMoreDay's idiocy, as Mary Jane reunites with Peter on the rooftop.\
792'''Narration:''' [[HarsherInHindsight Peter has Mary Jane... They are happy... And that is more than enough.]]\
793'''Linkara:''' [[HaHaHaNo A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-ha-ha, these comics suck]].
794[[/folder]]
795
796[[folder:265: 2001: A Space Odyssey #1]]
797* When Jaeris sees that auxiliary command is an almost perfect replica of the 60's [[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]] bridge he gives this remark:
798-->"[[YouNeedToGetLaid Let me know when you get a girlfriend; I'll throw you a parade.]]"
799* This exchange as Jaeris takes the helm.
800-->'''Jaeris:''' This looks simple enough.\
801'''Linkara:''' It's designed to be idiot-proof, please don't disappoint me.
802* Jaeris's increasingly incredulous cries of [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] He even interrupts the theme song!
803* "My plans are never stupid! [[NotHelpingYourCase Now man the helm and set a course for the sun!]]"
804** After Vyce takes control.
805---> '''Jaeris:''' ''We're turned away from the sun! ({{beat}}) [[LampshadeHanging Why am I upset about that?]]''
806* While Jaeris mans the bridge, Linkara states that he is about to do a lot of boring circuitry work. "So, to entertain myself...I am going to review a comic book!"
807** Cue Jaeris giving the camera a look that's both horrified and asking [[FlatWhat "Wait, what?"]]
808* Linkara's imitation of Film/{{Zardoz}}
809-->'''Linkara:''' The monolith is good, the penis is evil!
810* Linkara's OverlyLongGag of picking out his new outfit.
811** His reveal of said outfit getting interrupted by Alan.
812** Then in the credits tell people they may now start complaining about how the show was better before he changed his outfit.
813[[/folder]]
814
815[[folder:266: Showcase #4 (Silver Age Flash)]]
816* The title card, which depicts an exhausted Linkara trying to keep up with Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog, Franchise/TheFlash, and ''Series/KamenRiderKabuto''.
817* The commentary on the narration:
818-->'''Narrator:''' What happens to the [[Franchise/TheFlash Fastest Man Alive]] when he battles the slowest man on earth?\
819'''Linkara:''' He wins? Except even quicker than normal?\
820'''Narrator:''' Is his incredible speed a help -- or a hindrance?\
821'''Linkara:''' This gonna be like a tortoise and the hare kind of thing? Because my money is still on the fast guy.\
822'''Narrator:''' Now let's turn time back a short while when... Over Central City--\
823'''Linkara:''' Central to what exactly?\
824'''Narrator:''' --An unexpected storm rages -- electrical bolts striking jaggedly in all directions...\
825'''Linkara:''' As opposed to those lightning bolts that are completely in a straight line or go at right angles to form a square.
826* Lampshading the ridiculousness of not just one, but ''two'' characters gaining super speed via chemicals pouring into them while being struck by lightning indoors.
827* Barry Allen saying that "That lightning bolt tossed me around like a salad in a dressing of chemicals." causes Linkara to question if he usually eats his salads after they've been doused with random chemicals.
828* This:
829-->'''Police Officer:''' Glad you folks weren't hurt! That stray was fired by the Turtle Man -- making a getaway!\
830'''Linkara:''' Damn those Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles! Ever since they discovered they could use guns, they've become villains, firing bullets wildly into the air!\
831'''Barry Allen:''' The Turtle Man? That's the criminal called "The Slowest Man on Earth"!\
832'''Linkara:''' Then why are you having such problems catching him? Are you guys just humouring him because you feel sorry for him? I mean seriously, we're supposed to feel intimidated by "The Slowest Man on Earth"?\
833'''[=MST3K=] Clip:''' This is worse than that time we were jumped by that garden slug!
834* The constant correcting of the bad science.
835* The Flash questions Why the Turtle Man would start a holdup without finishing it.
836-->'''The Flash:''' Of course! That's it! Why didn't I think of it before?\
837'''Linkara:''' ''[as the Flash]'' The Turtle is terrible at being a criminal! It's so simple!
838* The fail logic:
839-->'''Franchise/TheFlash:''' The reason why the slowest man on Earth didn't complete the crime -- was that he was doing it ''two'' stages! The second -- ''after'' everyone was off guard!\
840'''Linkara:''' Weren't they already off guard by the hold-up? Wouldn't completing the crime later mean that they were ''on'' guard?
841* Linkara realising that the Turtle Man's stupid plan -- painting a silhouette on a wall and hoping that his enemy was stupid enough to run ''right at it'' -- worked, and thus he can't make fun of it.
842* Linkara citing the obvious problem with Barry calling himself the Flash:
843-->'''Reporter:''' You certainly captured that character in a ''flash'', mister! What did you say your name was?\
844'''Barry Allen:''' You just said it -- [[AppropriatedAppelation The Flash]]!\
845'''Linkara:''' ''[as Reporter]'' Isn't that an ''already'' [[ShowWithinAShow established comic book character]]? Aren't you gonna get sued?\
846'''Linkara:''' ''[as Barry]'' Oh, yeah... Uh, how about, uh, the Human Race Car? Huh? ''Huh?''
847* The references to the New 52:
848** [[RetGone Wally West]] is the man DC hates most at the moment.
849** This little exchange:
850--->'''Iris West:''' How exciting it would to meet a man like that! But I guess it's just an idle dream!\
851'''Barry Allen:''' Sometimes dreams come true, Iris!\
852'''Linkara:''' ''[as Barry]'' And sometimes you [[ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths die while fighting a giant anti-matter creature that plans to annihilate all parallel universes]], ''and'' you're [[ComicBook/{{Flashpoint}} responsible for creating an alternate timeline that ends up]] [[ComicBook/{{New52}} retconning your universe in 2011]]... [[AuthorAppeal Huh, not sure why I brought all that up.]]
853[[/folder]]
854
855[[folder:267: Tales to Astonish #27 (Ant-Man)]]
856* The title card features Linkara being menaced by [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife Flik]] and [[{{WesternAnimation/Antz}} Z]].
857* Linkara making remarks on how the ants on the cover are green and goes on to make an Music/AlienAntFarm joke while also [[TakeThat touching on their crappy cover of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal]]. Even better, the video was posted shortly after WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows did a review of the song... which was actually fairly positive (for the song, not the band).
858* Linkara mocking the tagline "The Man in the Ant Hill" about how one man is put through a sitcom situation where [[UnwantedHarem he has to date 200,000 female ants]].
859* After Hank shrinks down a chair, we get this from Linkara:
860--> '''Linkara:''' ''[as Hank]'' Now I don't have to buy a doll house for my daughter's birthday! I can just shrink normal furniture!
861* When Hank prepares to regrow the chair:
862-->'''Hank:''' Now I only have to apply a few drops of my growth potion...\
863'''Linkara:''' ''[as Hank]'' ...and the upholstery is ruined!\
864'''Hank:''' ...and the chair returns again to its normal size!\
865'''Linkara:''' "Honey! I Shrunk the Chair" really wasn't as impressive a movie as they were hoping for.
866* Linkara's interpretation of a science convention.
867-->'''Linkara:''' Science conventions are the best! You got people cosplaying as Tesla or Niels Bohr, Bill Nye does live performances, and the Mythbusters team does Cards Against Humanity!
868* At the comic's science convention, Linkara jokes about how [[ComicBook/BruteForceMarvelComics one scientist makes cybernetic armor for animals]].
869* As Hank continues to perfect his serum, Linkara jokes about how his experiments would put the shipping industry out of business. It even goes so far as to allowing one plane to ship a whole army:
870-->'''Linkara:''' [[CurbStompBattle Thus allowing enemy forces to completely destroy an entire army by just shooting down one plane!]]
871* After Linkara tests out the shrinking potion on himself, he gets turned into a hand puppet.
872* After Hank is saved by a lone ant, Linkara makes a joke about Hank being the Film/TheBeastMaster.
873* Hank gets caught by another ant after his escape from the ant tunnel and proclaims that he has a brain, to which we get this from Linkara:
874-->'''Linkara:''' ''[as Hank]'' [[CasualDangerDialog A human brain that is making me talk while I get scissored in half!]]
875* Hank tries to get a lone ant up to a ledge where his serum is hanging about and we get this:
876-->'''Linkara:''' ''[as the ant]'' Yes human, I understand: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You wish to mate with me on that window ledge!]]
877* As Hank begins to regrow, Linkara tells the audience to "tell their own penis joke there", he knows they want to.
878* The [[RunningGag "I AM A MAN"]] joke returns!
879-->'''Linkara:''' '''I AM A MAN!!!!''' ''[punch]''\
880'''Linksano:''' Oww! Who punched me in the face?!\
881'''Linkara:''' It was 90's Kid!
882* TheStinger:
883-->'''Linkara:''' I love how in older comics like this, they actually bothered to give us a diagram of how Hank Pym's helmet was designed, as if you really needed one after the dude [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome BENCH PRESSES AN ANT]]!
884[[/folder]]
885
886[[folder:268: Showcase #22 (Silver Age Green Lantern)]]
887* The title card, Hal just punching Linkara as hard as possible with a slightly crazed look in his eye.
888* His getting all the required stock jokes about Hal Jordan out of the way as soon as possible.
889* When Abin Sur says, "Yes, in your words, a Green Lantern," Linkara responds, "And in everybody's else's words, Abin, since everybody else calls it a green lantern! Well except [[Characters/GLGreenLanternCorps Rot Lop Fan of the F-Sharp Bell Corps]], but he's a special case..."
890[[/folder]]
891
892[[folder:269: Journey Into Mystery #83 (Thor)]]
893* The review opens with Linkara noting it's the most timely review, as ''Film/ThorTheDarkWorld'', AKA ''Thor: The Somewhat-Poorly-Lit World'' had just been released.
894* Linkara talks about how he loves the trend of titles with adjectives in them.
895--> '''Linkara:''' I've really grown to love adjective titles for comic books. Uncanny X-Men! Mighty Thor! Amazing Spider-Man! ''I'' need one of those! ''["The Brown Linkara" text fades in over his head; he looks up at it]'' Could we try a little harder on that? ''[text fades out; "The Behatted Linkara" text takes its place]'' ...We'll work on it.
896* One of the rock aliens tests out the invulnerability of their bodies on Earth by jumping off a cliff.
897-->'''Alien:''' Without the slightest hesitation, I jump, for I know that nothing on this puny Earth... ''[lands hard]'' ...can ''harm'' me!\
898'''Linkara:''' ''[as the alien]'' Oh, God, my legs have shattered into pebbles! This was a mistake!
899* When Blake hits a cane he found against a rock in frustration over failing to move it, the cane starts glowing and...
900-->'''Thor:''' The ancient cane -- it -- it's changing shape!\
901'''Linkara:''' It's becoming... a toothbrush? The hell?
902* After transforming into Thor for the first time, Blake discovers that...
903-->'''Thor:''' There are words inscribed on the the hammer!\
904'''Linkara:''' Stop. ''[holds up Thor's hammer]'' Hammertime.
905* The newly transformed Thor wonders if he now has to just walk around all day as a god.
906-->'''Linkara:''' I dunno, seems to work pretty well for Tom Hiddleston.
907* While pondering on what he knows about Thor, Blake (in the form of the god himself) recalls the day of the week Thursday was named in his honor.
908-->'''Linkara:''' Yes, in his honor, which is why we call him Thur, God of Thonder.
909* Linkara's line after Thor breaks free of his cage.
910-->"Real prisons are made with see-through forcefield technology, haven't you things seen my latest movie at all?"
911* TheStinger, which features Linkara reading other messages that are on Mjolnir, including one written in crayon on the handle stating "Property of Loki and not Thor".
912[[/folder]]
913
914[[folder:270: The Punisher: Silent Night]]
915* The title card. Punisher dressed as Santa punching The Ultimate Warrior while Linkara watches.
916* "Unless Santa is actually a really huge fan of The Punisher. Which I could see. I bet Santa is the kind of guy who gets really frustrated with the naughty adults of the world, and would like to see them get that coal shoved where the sun don't shine."
917* "Too cold for snow. That's what Maria used to say every year." "Maria was the local weather girl. She always used to wear a green sweater to screw around with the green-screen."
918* Linkara getting severe MoodWhiplash as the Punisher interrupts a Mall Santa on the job- who is [[ThinkOfTheChildren innocently helping children]]- in order to interrogate and kidnap him.
919** Even better, the Santa was an ex-con who was legitimately trying to clean up his act and help children. So the Punisher [[WhatTheHellHero beat the guy up and probably cost him his job]] [[MoralMyopia for basically no reason.]]
920* Linkara's reaction to the Punisher implying that he was going to interrogate someone... after he'd already put a bullet in their head.
921-->'''Punisher:''' Still, couldn't hurt to ask.\
922'''Linkara:''' He says this while aiming to put bullets in their heads. I don't know if people are all that eager to answer questions after they're ''dead'', dude.\
923'''Linkara (as the Punisher):''' WHERE IS HE?!\
924''(Linkara flopped in chair, pretending to be dead)''\
925'''Linkara (as the Punisher):''' Don't you play the silent game with me, mister! I'm the Punisher!\
926''(Linkara flopped in chair, pretending to be dead)''\
927'''Linkara (as the Punisher):''' ''(shoots gun repeatedly)'' There, you like that? Maybe now, you'll be a bit more cooperative.\
928''([[RuleOfThree Linkara flopped in chair, pretending to be dead]])''
929* "…and promptly punches [a goon] in the gut with a knife. I don't think I'm gonna do the 'I am a man' punch like that anytime soon."
930* "The goon says he doesn't know where [Junior] is, but he knows where he'll be: an orphanage in upstate New York at Midnight on Christmas Eve." "Yeah, that's where he's gonna be. Some ghost is gonna [[Literature/AChristmasCarol take him on a journey through his own past!]]" "Yeah, well, I'm the ghost of Christmas Punishment!" "That doesn't even work!" "Oh, look at that, twisting the knife!"
931* "Hey, do you get that it's Christmas yet? Do you? DO YOU?! 'Cause if you don't, the Punisher is gonna stab you with a candy cane!"
932* "It's actually really heavy stuff about morality, loyalty, and character development, along with rather decent artwork conveying character emotion well. [[MoodWhiplash Well, enough of that! Now it's time for more about Scowly McStabPeople!]]"
933* The ad break:
934-->'''Pollo:''' [[AC:Happy holidays from ''Atop the Fourth Wall''. Please enjoy some blatant commercialism.]]\
935''(after the break)''\
936 '''Pollo:''' [[AC:And now we're back. Speaking of blatant commercialism, the ''Atop the Fourth Wall'' DVD [[ProductPlacement is now only $15 from now until January 1st.]] Links below the video.]]
937* When the Punisher arrives at the orphanage, we get this bit:
938-->'''Linkara:''' ''(narrating)'' [[SarcasmMode So, continuing our theme of happiness and merriment]], Falsetti greets the two and is met only with the Punisher's [[DeathGlare glare]].\
939'''[[WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow Naruto disguised as Sasuke]]:''''' (thinking)'' I am such an appealing character!
940* In another WhatTheHellHero moment, the Punisher commands a bunch of orphans to build an army of snowmen for him.
941** And then he punches the orphanage's benefactor who happens to be a former mafioso in hiding in the face. At dinner. On Christmas Eve. This is after the Punisher refrains from killing someone in case the orphans see.
942--> "Oh, so ''now'' you're concerned about the children?"
943* This:
944-->'''Punisher''': You've been under [the cold water] a long time, Junior... may as well stay there.\
945'''Linkara''': I guess he gave him... (''[[GlassesPull puts on sunglasses]]'') ...the cold shoulder. '''''[[Series/CSIMiami YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!]]'''''
946[[/folder]]
947
948[[folder:271: Solson Comics Christmas Special Featuring Samurai Santa #1]]
949* His comments about the racism that drives the story, especially a Japanese stereotype who becomes Santa. "Racism for everyone!"
950[[/folder]]
951
952[[folder:272: Star Trek: The Next Generation #2]]
953* His reactions to the [[WTHCostumingDepartment utterly bizarre party outfits]] everyone wears that were very obviously designed in TheEighties.
954* From the comments: [[Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier "What does Santa Claus need with a starship?"]]
955* The fact that the whole review was [[RhymesOnADime done in rhyme]] due to the fact that the aliens looked like Grinches. And he kept having trouble with rhyming and [[LampshadeHanging admitting it in rhyme as well]]. Even Harvey Finevoice got into the act for the commercial bumpers!
956** As does the Ninja-Style Dancer, when Linkara thinks that he was in the comic!
957--->'''Linkara:''' Wow, you were in a Star Trek comic? Your star must be climbing!\
958''[[TalkingWithSigns (The Ninja-Style Dancer holds up a sign reading, "I'm not doing this. I'm not doing the rhyming.")]]''
959[[/folder]]
960
961[[folder:273: Doctor Who Classic Comics #15]]
962* Dr. Linksano's gift for Linkara:Linksano manages to somehow bring a foam-walking-lizard-toy to life, through a combination of altering reality, mixing certain chemicals and drugs, using something classified, and a magic box. Linkara can do nothing but facepalm, and ask Linksano what his thought process was while making the creature. To top it all off, the lizard reveals that: not only can it talk, but it's also a WOMAN. On that note Linkara leaves to go for a walk, unsure of when he will stop. The lizard then asks Linksano why it has a metal wire sticking out of its neck, Linksano says it's necessary for her spine to function. In response the lizard simply asks for a cup of coffee. The sheer absurdity of it all is enough to make you scratch your head while laughing at the same time.
963* His reaction when the Doctor shrinks the polar bear.
964-->'''Linkara:''' Wait a second, that's not a magic box! That's his dimensional stabilizer! The Doctor used it in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E2TheInvisibleEnemy The Invisible Enemy"]] to shrink clones of himself and Lela to go inside of his own body to fight a sapient virus that was planning to take over the universe, and dear ''god'' Doctor Who is goofy![[/folder]]
965
966[[folder:274: The Next 15 Missed Opportunities]]
967* This missed opportunity from his review of the comic adaptation of ''Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan''...
968-->'''Khan:''' Ah, Kirk. My old friend. Do you know the old Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish that is BestServedCold? [[SpaceIsCold It it very cold in space...]]\
969'''Linkara (as Khan):''' [[ThatRemindsMeOfASong In fact, Kirk]]...♪[[Series/RedDwarf It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone, more or less...]]♪\
970'''Linkara (as Henchman):''' Uh, my lord, do you want me to fire at them?\
971'''Linkara (as Khan):''' ♪Let me fly far away from here, fun, fun, fun in the [[LargeHam Khan, Khan, KHAAAAAANNN!!!]]♪\
972'''Linkara (as Henchman):''' I fear 15 years in exile may have softened our leader's superior intellect.
973* "Because poor literacy... also involves [[YouKeepUsingThatWord not knowing what words mean]]."
974* The number one missed opportunity involves Linkara making a bunch of ''Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome'' jokes. [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] interrupts the video, calls Linkara out for forcing the joke and claims that Linkara is only doing it so he can catch up with him. Linkara tries to retort that the joke [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 wasn't Spoony's to begin with]] and that he's trying harder than he is, and then says he doesn't care anymore and says he's moving beyond Thunderdome [[{{Troll}} (yes, the wording is deliberate)]], causing Spoony to pull out a gun. Then Linkara pushes his luck and Spoony shoots him after he makes another "Beyond Thunderdome" joke ("I'll see you all next year, assuming Spoony can move beyond Thunderdome"). Yeah, he trolled Spoony ''twice'' by using his complains as a jumping point for more Beyond Thunderdome jokes.
975* TheStinger, which is Spoony shot from the floor and askew. Noah then says "Aw shit! [[DidntThinkThisThrough In hindsight, I probably should not have fired my gun]] [[CameraAbuse at the camera]]!"

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