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2	[[caption-width-right:350:[[Series/HowIMetYourMother "And that, kids, is how I met your mother."]] [[note]]Maybe [[RunningGag this]] is why they keep {{shipping}} him with [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Ron Stoppable]]?[[/note]]]]
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4	!!General
5	* All of Fu Dog's puns.
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7	!!Season 1
8	* "Old School Training":
9	** When Jake first meets Huntsgirl, he's still having trouble going full dragon, which results in the rather awkward page image.
10	--->'''Jake:''' Come on now, what's a nice girl like you doing out here hunting unicorns?\
11	'''Huntsgirl:''' What's a nice guy like you doing outside in his undies?
12	** Jake shows that while he may have mastered going full dragon, his heroic banter needs some ''serious'' work.
13	--->'''The Huntsman:''' (''to a trapped Lao Shi'') I'll ask you one last time, old man. Where is the American Dragon?\
14	'''Jake:''' Right under your nose, dude! I'm like a booger that way! Ha! (''realizes what he said'') Wait... that didn't come out right.
15	** After Jake and Lao Shi chase off Huntsman and Huntsgirl, Fu notices that something wrong;
16	--->'''Fu Dog:''' Uh, kid? You got a little problem...downstairs?\
17	''(Pan down to show that Jake's lower half has once again become bare legs in boxers)''\
18	'''Jake:''' Aw, man!
19	* "Dragon Breath"
20	** The ending of this episode has this little gem...
21	--->'''Jake:''' I'm just glad everyone's souls ended up back in the right bodies...\
22	''(cut to Spud and Trixie at the aftermath of the dance, revealing that they accidentally [[FreakyFridayFlip swapped bodies]] after the Nix's soul sucking spree!)''\
23	'''Spud!Trixie:''' Sweet Mamma Flapjacks! ''Please'' tell me I'm lookin' at a mirror!\
24	'''Trixie!Spud:''' Dude... I could have sworn I was a ''dude...''
25	* This from "Eye of the Beholder"
26	-->'''Fu Dog''': Hey Carol, you wanna shake those things my way?[[note]]He's talking about her wings.[[/note]]
27	** The fact that ''Creator/MontyHall'' is Pandarus' minion- once Pandarus takes over, he plans to become the "[[OverlyNarrowSuperlative World's Most Powerful Game Show Host]]"- planning to usurp the position from fellow Canadian Creator/AlexTrebek.
28	* "Shapeshifter":
29	** Jake's near spot-on impressions of Lao-Shi and Fu Dog after he first takes the shapeshifting potion.
30	** Jake shapeshifting into both The Huntsman and Rotwood.
31	--->'''Jake''': ''(as Huntsman)'' Now, brothas and sistas! Bust a move and bring on the Huntsclan!
32	** Rose, ''Huntsgirl'', totally fangirling over Jaren [=MacArthur=], (an obvious parody of both [[Music/JesseMcCartney Jesse [=McCartney=]]] and Music/AaronCarter).
33	* A scene from "The Heist," where Jake tries to retreive stolen leprechaun gold from a dark wizard, which requires Trixie and Spud to pose as 1970's lounge singers.
34	-->'''Trixie:''' What's up, New York! Y'all out there like love songs as much as we do?
35	-->'''Spud:''' (''Interrupting her with a heavy metal scream'') You better hold your mothers, 'cause you're going down, Mudbucket! Mudbucket! Buckets of Muuuuuuuud, Yeah!
36	* "The Talented Mr. Long":
37	** Professor Rotwood forces Brad to enter the talent show in exchange for a passing grade so he can stay on the football team. Rotwood thinks Brad has an edge in the competition due to taking piano lessons for the last 12 years. One disastrous audition later…
38	--->'''Professor Rotwood:''' Twelve years! ''Twelve years'' of piano lessons?!?\
39	'''Brad:''' [[ExactWords Hey, I said I took 'em, I didn't say I was any]] ''[[ExactWords good]]''.
40	** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jake and a djinn fight on stage during Spud's magic show]], leading to this exchange:
41	--->'''Rotwood:''' Magic creatures! There's magic creatures on stage!\
42	'''Principal Derceto:''' Well, Professor Rotwood, it ''is'' a magic show...\
43	'''Rotwood:''' No, not ''magic'' magical creatures, real ones! Living, breathing-\
44	''[the Djinn sets Rotwood's hair on fire, and he puts it off]''\
45	'''Rotwood:''' ''Fire''-breathing, for that matter!\
46	'''Derceto:''' [[BlatantLies Don't be absurd, it's all being done with sleights of hands and pyrothecnics!]]
47	*** [[HilariousInHindsight Becomes much funnier when we find out that Principal Derceto is a]] ''[[HilariousInHindsight mermaid]]''.
48	* The way Doctor Diente shut the Tooth Fairy up in "The Legend of the Dragon Tooth" has to be seen to be believed.
49	** This exchange when Jake's mom reminds him of his promise to babysit Haley.
50	--->'''Susan:''' She looks up to you.\
51	'''Jake:''' She's two feet tall. She looks up to everybody!
52	* Jake and Rose, back when they didn't know each others' secret identities, rehearsing ''Theatre/AntonyAndCleopatra'' first in Jake's grandfather's shop and later in the Huntsman's house. With Rose preceding the first attempt by saying that Antony and Cleopatra (who they'll have to play) are forced to choose between love and their causes. And ''[[FailedASpotCheck missing the magical scarab she and the Huntsman were hunting for]]''.
53	** Also, Rose's accidental {{double entendre}}s about the kiss scene. Especially the first one.
54	--->"It's not just a kiss, Jake. It's what represents, the totally intense connection between them. It doesn't just happen! It happens because they're ready to completely surrender to each other! So, are you ready?"
55	** And the Huntsman cockblocking Jake. ''Completely by accident''.
56	** The TerribleIntervieweesMontage is so bad, that [[HardWorkHardlyWorks Jake]] and [[TheDitz Spud]] are the best candidates there.
57	** Jake's ImagineSpot of bringing Rose home. Made better because it's spot-on on both the AnnoyingYoungerSibling and the AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents.
58	--->'''Jake:''' [[NoJustNoReaction My house is being fumigated.]]
59	** They finally go at Trixie's home. With Trixie's annoying grandmother getting in the way... And the magical scarab showing up, thus assassinating this last attempt at rehearsing by forcing them to exchange excuses to go out and beat each other up.
60	*** And right before the scarab showed up, a moment that, while funny, [[HilariousInHindsight becomes much funnier later]]: Rose saying they were having trouble because, differently from Antony and Cleopatra, they hadn't been through anything together.
61	** And then, due the Huntsman having got his hands on the scarab, on the night of the play Rose and Jake sorrowfully tell each other they can't do the play... [[FunnyBackgroundEvent And their theater teacher screaming and fainting on the background]].
62	** The punchline of the episode? Jake and Rose successfully return in time for the play, but Rose was injured and can't act, meaning that Jake has to kiss ''Spud''. Who, in the meantime, had acted as both Antony ''and'' Cleopatra (with Trixie briefly taking over as Cleo).
63	*** Also, Trixie as Cleopatra. Without knowing a line. She was quickly pulled out by the same teacher who had forced her on the stage, [[SpringtimeForHitler but the public adored her]].
64	* ''All'' of "Fu Takes a Walk". Highlights include the flashback of how the last time he took a walk alone ended (held at gunpoint by the police while having a ''boa constrictor'' on his shoulders) and ''needing an English/Dog dictionary to speak to normal dog'' (by the way, ''[[EpicFail he failed]]'').
65	** Another highlight is just ''how'' Lao Shi knows Fu’s in danger.
66	--->'''Lao Shi:''' Fu Dog is in trouble!\
67	'''Jake:''' You can tell that by just ''meditating''?\
68	'''Lao Shi:''' No, by looking at my watch. It’s been almost an hour since the last time he was in trouble, so he’s about due.
69	* In "Dragon Summit", Councilor Andam having Jake fight three ''Brownies''. [[LethalJokeCharacter The Brownies are much harder to fight than they look]], but it's still incredibly funny.
70	** When Jake regains the upper hand, Lao Shi cheers him on in the most OOC way possible.
71	--->'''Lao Shi:''' THAT'S WHAT GRANDPA'S TALKIN' ABOUT!\
72	''[Sees the council staring at him like "WTF"?]''\
73	'''Lao Shi:''' Uh, uh, I mean, uh, wise move, young dragon.
74	* In "Hong Kong Nights", [[UnreliableNarrator Fu]] [[BlatantLies claiming he once fought a young Lao Shi]] ''[[Franchise/TheMatrix Matrix]]''-style. He's promptly called on his bullshit, and admits that he (at the time a petty thief caught red-handed by Lao Shi) was [[CurbStompBattle defeated by Lao Shi shouting "Boo!" on his face.]]
75	-->'''Fu Dog (Present):''' So I'm embellishing a little, sue me. Truth is, Gramps had me in two moves.\
76	'''Lao Shi (Past):''' Boo.\
77	'''Fu Dog (Past):''' YIPE!\
78	'''Fu Dog(Present):''' OK one move.
79	** The entire flashback sequence, including such gems as young Lao Shi being so cocky to make his grandson appear humble, young Lao Shi and ''Chang'' exchanging cheesy lines (especially Chang's deadpan deliveries) and [[IAteWhat Fu appreciating the snack only to learn it was]] ''kitty litter''.
80	* For most of "Body Guard Duty" Trixie and Spud are trying to deal with Kara's prophecy they would [[ExactWords tie the knot]]. Near the end they realized [[ProphecyTwist it was the knot of]] ''[[ProphecyTwist Spud's shoe]]''.
81	** Also, there was the prophecy Jake would be hit by a boulder flying at 180 mph. During the final battle Jake sees the boulder coming, starts flying away as fast as he can but is hit... And [[ProphecyTwist the boulder bounces harmlessly because by then Jake was flying at 179 mph and the relative speed was just 1 mph]], much to his confusion. Then Jake crashes on something else because he was still puzzled at not having been flattened.
82	** Spud's attempt at defying Sara's prophecy he'd spill chocolate milk to prove their prophecies weren't always accurate: he left the mess hall and went out of the school, away from their chocolate milk... Then tripped and ''caused a truck to capsize and spill all the chocolate milk it was carrying''. Even Sara was caught by surprise from ''how'' it happened...
83	** From the same episode, the goblins [[PaperThinDisguise badly disguised as]] ''[[PaperThinDisguise schoolgirls]]''.
84	** Jake's reaction when Kara gets a vision about him getting one of the answers on his mythology test right.
85	--->'''Jake:''' (''hugs Kara and Sara'') I'd ''kiss you'' if I didn't think you'd slap the living daylights outta me!\
86	'''Kara:''' Ooh, good call.\
87	'''Sara:''' I like kisses!
88	* Grandpa's road rage during "The Heist". And this is a GilliganCut after he tells Jake about keeping a cool head.
89	-->'''Lao Shi:''' HIT THE PEDAL, GRETEL! I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER! ''[shouts in Chinese]''
90	** This is even funnier [[HilariousInHindsight when you remember that he doesn't have a driver's license]].
91	* In spite of the final TearJerker when Jake finds out that Rose is Huntsgirl, "The Ski Trip" has its fair share of funny moments:
92	** Rotwood proving himself an IronButtMonkey through [[AmusingInjuries continuous accidents and surviving]];
93	** On the bus for the eponymous ski trip, Rose is forced to sit near Brad, who tries to prove himself sensitive by ''crying a single tear on command'' before boasting he can do it.
94	*** He continues trying (and failing) to prove himself a sensitive guy, getting progressively more ridiculous annoyed faces from Rose and [[NiceJobFixingItVillain preventing Jake from telling her he's a dragon]].
95	** [[CloudCuckooLander Spud]]'s [[ItMakesSenseInContext attempts at wooing the skilift]][[note]]When Trixie asked the contex, Jake explained that Spud is terrified by the skilift due having ''always'' failed at sitting on it[[/note]], complete with ImagineSpot of them ''dating, marrying, and '''[[{{Squick}} having skilift-human hybrid children]]''''';
96	** Rose's WTF face when ''Trixie'' (who is rooming with her) cheerfully announces they'll do girl-talk.
97	*** Even funnier is how Jake got Trixie to do said girl talk.
98	---->'''Trixie:''' Yo, Jake. Girl talk is not my scene, okay? Trixie does not do the giggly-headed, nail-painting, hair-braiding, boy-liking, light popcorn-nibbling flim-flam!\
99	'''Jake:''' I'll give you ten bucks.\
100	'''Trixie:''' Make it twenty, and I'll tape-record homegirl ''snoring''!\
101	'''Jake:''' Deal!
102	*** Then, at the end of the episode, Jake is understandably heartbroken at learning the truth, and apologizes to his friends for not listening to them. Trixie reassures him that Rose wasn't as perfect as she seemed anyway, and reveals that she did in fact tape record Rose snoring… and it is '''loud'''.
103	---->'''Trixie:''' She snores like gravel in a blender! Plus, you should see homegirl's feet. She's put some serious ninja wear-and-tear on them joints! Oh, and don't even get me started on sharing a bath!
104	** Once he found out that Huntsgirl is on the ski trip, Jake decided to bait her... And had Spud wearing the ''leprechaun costume he brought on the ski trip'' ([[CrazyPrepared Jake loves being prepared]]). Following attempts are even more ridiculous.
105	** Rose accidentally dropping hints of her SecretIdentity (one of which was reflexively throwing into Rotwood a guy who bumped her) and Jake's denial (including accusing ''Trixie'' of being Huntsgirl when she said to his face that Rose was).
106	--->'''Spud:''' Denial, party of one, your table's ready.
107	* During her fight with Fu Dog in "Fu and Tell", Yen-Yen starts an acrobatic move she [[IKnowKarate learned in the kennel of a Shaolin monastery]]... And ends PunchedAcrossTheRoom by [[GoodOldFisticuffs a simple boxing punch]] that Fu informs her he learned in a BarBrawl.
108	* [[ItMakesSenseInContext The unicorn's butt disguised as a mustached man]] in "Flight of the Unicorn".
109	* "The Egg"
110	** At one point, the egg ends up falling into a ball pit--talk about finding a needle in a haystack. After eventually recovering the egg, Jake is attacked by Huntsgirl and blasted into the sky by her staff. Then the attendant comes over to Huntsgirl, telling her she's to old to come into the ball pit, and Huntsgirl shuts the guy up by grabbing him by the collar then tossing him aside.
111	--->'''Carnival Barker''': Excuse me, maam, but the ball pit is for only kids age six and under.\
112	'''Huntsgirl''': CAN IT, PIPSQUEAK! (''tosses the guy straight into a cotton candy stand'')
113	** Later on, the egg falls into a candy factory and becomes coated in peanut butter, forcing Jake and Fu Dog to lick the PB off ''millions'' of similar eggs until they find the one that came from the gryphon. By the time they finish, the two are so bloated that Jake can barely fly.
114	** The ending - Jake's expression after mama gryphon ''eats'' her hatchling is just priceless, and Fu Dog's explanation of gryphon BizarreAlienBiology just makes it even ''worse''.
115	* In "Ring Around the Dragon", Jake [[ItMakesSenseInContext poses as a wrestler to bring a runaway 8-year-old giant back home to his family]].
116	** Team Dragon’s reaction when they go to a K.E.W.L. wrestling match and see Hobie for the first time.
117	--->'''Jake:''' What? That's Ma and Pa Giant's "baby boy"?!\
118	'''Fu Dog:''' Man, I'd hate to be the one changing ''that'' diaper!
119	** The CostumeTestMontage for Jake's "Dragonfire" persona. One of the costumes is a blatant Music/{{KISS}} reference. We then cut to see Spud ''and [[NotSoAboveItAll Lao Shi]]'' headbanging.
120	** Spud's "Eastern motivational technique" during Jake's initiation match; pulling out a megaphone and screaming, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "DO. BETTER! MUCH, MUCH BETTER!!"]]
121	*** It comes back later during the championship match against Hobie.
122	---->'''Spud:''' COME ON! YOU GET UP! IT'S ONLY 400 POUNDS, YOU CRYBABY! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis GET.]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!]]'''''
123	** During one of his matches, Jake is bitten on his tail. Cue a dragon [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a little girl]].
124	* In "The Hunted", how does Lao Shi settle a dispute between tribes of sprites over an enchanted apple? He ''ate'' it. He then burped and spit out the core.
125	** The part when Silver, who is a mermaid, sheepishly reveals her IronicFear at [[InevitableWaterfall the worst time possible]].
126	--->'''Jake:''' Silver, get in the water! You gotta use your fins to get us to the other side!\
127	'''Silver:''' Uh, yeah, about that? I can't really swim. I'm afraid of the water.\
128	'''Jake:''' You're afraid of the ''what''?!\
129	'''Reggie:''' You're a ''mermaid'', for the love of Piccadilly Circus!\
130	'''Bertha:''' Mermaid no swim?\
131	'''Silver:''' I know, I know! Look, it's kind of embarrassing!
132	* From "Jake Takes the Cake", after Jake and Lao-Shi leave the scene of the mess they caused trying to get the Gremlin.
133	-->'''Jake:''' At least the Gremlin problem is history.\
134	'''Lao Shi:''' Good. Where is it?\
135	'''Jake:''' Oh, it's gone.\
136	'''Lao Shi:''' Huh? You mean it got away?\
137	'''Jake:''' I mean it got de-feat-ed.\
138	'''Lao Shi:''' You let it escape?!\
139	'''Jake:''' I let it know who's boss!\
140	'''Lao Shi:''' IT'S STILL ON THE LOOSE?!\
141	'''Jake:''' Still running, Gramps!
142	* In "Keeping Shop", Trixie and Spud promise to help Fu Dog watch over Lao Shi’s shop while he and Jake are out of town for the weekend at a Dragon Retreat, which leads to this exchange.
143	-->'''Lao Shi:''' Are you sure you two are ready for this responsibility?\
144	'''Spud:''' Hey, we may not be able to spew flames…\
145	'''Trixie:''' Or fly…\
146	'''Spud:''' ''(Holds up a pink, lacy, heart-shaped pillowcase)'' Or make lacy pillowcases with one swipe of our claws…\
147	'''Jake:''' ''(Stammers as Fu Dog gives him a confused look)'' That was for Rose, I swear! ''(Goes over and takes the pillowcase back from Spud)'' Careful, you'll rip it!
148	** After Jake and Lao Shi leave, Trixie is very eager to get to work. Only there isn't any.
149	--->'''Trixie:''' Bring on the customers! ''(Fade to Trixie looking very bored)'' There ''are'' no customers, are there?\
150	'''Fu Dog:''' ''(Throwing cards into a hat)'' Nope.\
151	'''Trixie:''' Have you sold ''anything'' to ''anyone''...''ever?''\
152	'''Fu Dog:''' Well, there was this one guy a few years ago. Buuut, it turns out he fell off a float from the St. Patty's Day parade and needed medical attention.
153
154	!!Season 2
155	* Rotwood's first appearance in "Bring It On" has him accidentally knock over one of the museum pieces and awkwardly try to pretend it didn't happen.
156	--> '''Rotwood:''' You saw nothing, you heard nothing. Move along!
157	** The cheerleader team can't pass near a wall without insulting it. ''Literally''.
158	** Have you ever seen a Gorgon's hair with split ends?
159	** Jake's response to his grampa about an incident at the museum
160	--->'''Lao-Shi''': There has been an incident at the museum.\
161	'''Jake''': I swear, I didn't know [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_%28Duchamp%29 that toilet]] was art!
162	** When Trixie joins the cheerleader squad.
163	--->'''Spud:''' I didn't know [[{{Tomboy}} Trixie]] had a sister!
164	*** Later on, he says her knees (which he had never seen until that point) remind him of "smiley faces."
165	** Trixie and the cheerleaders are playing Truth or Dare, and she's asked who she would kiss among their schoolmates... And, upon seeing him out of the window, she blurts "Spud?". Cue horrified screams.
166	** TheStinger reveals that Rotwood ended up in prison as a result of knocking over the museum piece at the beginning of the episode. As such, he's forced to call his mom for bail money (again).
167	* Spud and the inkblot images during the end credits to "A Befuddled Mind"
168	* In "Dreamscape" when Lao Shi is yelling [[http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/adjl/images/4/44/Jake_getting_fussed_at_by_Lao_Shi.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130413181403 Rose is hiding behind Jake.]]
169	** Rotwood's mind, with his wishes and memories, is beyond description. Also, it turns out he was a ButtMonkey since he was a boy.
170	--->'''Jake:''' [[FreudianExcuse No wonder Rotwood's so messed up!]]
171	** Rotwood dreams about being introduced as "devilishly handsome and physically fit" while receiving an award for his thesis and having the scientists who mocked his theories happily kiss his feet.
172	** Jake's parents having a fight and [[BleepDammit setting on the mixer whenever they use profanities]].
173	** Before going to his grandfather to confess to cheating on Rotwood's test, Jake gives his friends toilet paper to plug their ears for the inevitable lecture.
174	** While chasing the Chimera through the dream doors, Jake decides to take a peek of [[JerkJock Brad]]'s dreams and wishes... and takes a picture when he sees him ''dancing in a tutu''.
175	** The return of Seventies!Lao Shi.
176	** Spud's dreams. They are of him as Creator/AdamWest's ''Series/Batman1966''... Only ''crazier and potato-themed''!
177	*** Spudman almost defeating the Chimera by ''throwing potatoes at it''. And without Rotwood waking everyone up right at that moment, they would have won.
178	*** The Spud-faced fishes and giant octopus.
179	* Jake when depressed during "Half-Baked."
180	-->"Thanks, and enjoy the cupcakes. grabs couple and pulls them toward him But don't just enjoy the cupcakes, enjoy ''each other''! 'Cause [[DatingCatwoman mortal enemies or not]], you never know when you're going to be ripped apart by the hands of fate never to see each other again!" ([[MoodSwinger suddenly chipper]])) "Come back soon, you hear?"
181	** Also, how he dealt with her disappearance:
182	*** first he barged in the house he knew she used to live in, convinced the Huntsman was keeping her there prisoner... And had to ask to the speechless family now living there if the "evil Huntsclan" had left a forward address;
183	*** then he tried his hand at pathetic hipster poems;
184	*** finally, he retired to a monastery with Spud to give up girls, but was booted out when the monks noticed the dozens of pictures of Rose in his cell. And Spud protested because he had already shaved his hair in a tonsure.
185	** "[[EpicFail You're flunking]] ''[[EpicFail Home Ec?!]]''" Thankfully, the victims [[LethalChef survived his peanut brittle recipe with little damage to their braces]].
186	** How did Brad react to the girl at the kissing booth consuming a cupcake with Krylock venom and becoming an half Krylock with a [[Film/{{Alien}} Xenomorph]]-like second mouth? [[NightmareFetishist "Jackpot!" He then enjoyed having his head]] ''[[NightmareFetishist sucked by the second mouth.]]''
187	--->"So... Do I have to pay extra for that?"
188	** Haley was one of those who consumed the Krylock venom and were mutated. [[SupernaturalProofFather Her father mistook it for an allergy to chocolate]].
189	* "Siren Says": [[ItMakesSenseInContext Spud comes in wearing full plate armor, riding Fu who is also wearing armor, confronting Trixie in full plate armor after Jake knocked her on her back...]]
190	-->'''Spud:''' "Avast, ye, scurvy dragon! That lass be the dark knight's quarry! Yarrr!"\
191	'''Fu:''' "Permission to bite him savagely, my pretty pretty?"\
192	'''Vicky:''' "Hmmm... maybe later."
193	** And Trixie's casual takedown of Spud as he charges her...
194	--->'''Trixie:''' "Hey, black knight, your boot's unbuckled."\
195	'''Spud:''' "Huh? Which one?" trips and goes flying over her
196	** Vicky frustratedly lampshading the {{Irony}} that she's a ''siren'' that suffers from ''Swimmer's Ear''.
197	* Last time he time-traveled before the series, Fu Dog went to Atlantis and ''sank the island by pulling the plug''. [[SincerityMode Honest!]]
198	* The young Huntsman in "Hero of the Hourglass" is a [[ButtMonkey walking one]], at least until he finally gets a matured voice.
199	-->'''Jake:''' Dude, what's with the voice? You sound like an accordion stuck in a wood chipper!
200	** Near the end, Fu is swearing he won't ever time travel again... Cue a time-traveling Fu showing up and asking if it was a bad time.
201	* In "The Academy" Sara shows up to warn Jake of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the Huntsman's plan to destroy all magical creatures... and that Jake will have a huge zit next week]].
202	** Also, every single time the Oracle Twins are giving a prophecy. [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Unless they're using their visions to warn Jake about the Dark Dragon's attacks during the fight]].
203	* From "The Academy", Spud working to break through the Huntsclan teleportation signal... And Fu's face when he does in five seconds what the Dragons have failed at for ''hundreds of years''. First time he gets it wrong and accidentally summons the Octo-Puss (number 8 of the Top 13 Threats to the Magical Community), but after sending it back they get #88 and #89. They're captured so easily that Jake and his grandfather are embarrassed...
204	** Jake and Spud infiltrate the academy. Cue lesson "Dragon Slaying 101" in which Spud adds to the teachers' explanation on how you identify dragons that you can do it also from their funny haircuts (admittedly, the ones he met ''do'' have strange haircuts...).
205	*** Same lesson: Jake getting drafted to play the dragon in a demonstration. Given by ''Rose'' (who has no idea of who he is, thus the first thing she does is throwing him around to show why you should never lower your guard).
206	** At the Huntsclan Academy, Spud is a ChickMagnet. ''Spud''!
207	--->'''Spud:''' "Go ladies! Fight for the trophy that is me!"
208	** Spud and Jake were forced to fight a ''Kraken'' [[DisproportionateRetribution for failing the chemistry test]]. Not for blowing up the lab (at least that's the impression the teacher gives). Oh, and the one (literally) kicking them in the arena is ''[[BigBad the Huntsman]] in person''! At least Spud became a hero when he appeared to have tied up the monster...
209	** They needed a distraction to get in the computer room from the dance. Rose, after saying it's a school like any other, whispers something in the ear of a random student, and, some gossip later:
210	--->'''One of Spud's dates:''' "You said ''what'' about me?!"\
211	''Spud's dates try and kill each other [[RunningGag again]], and accidentally knocks out the '''Huntsman''' when he tries to break up the fight''
212	* When Cupid's arrows are shot everywhere in "The Love Cruise," [[HilarityEnsues Fu Dog falls in love with his own reflection, a girl falls in love with a sandwich, Rotwood falls in love with the song he's listening to, and the ship's captain becomes infatuated with the Statute of Liberty.]]
213	* From "Family Business", Jake realizing he was in a dream, and thus letting himself getting photographed while in his boxers, and then realizing that, after all, ''it wasn't''.
214	** In his youth, Lao Shi was a ''pin-up model''. Cue squicked faces from Jake and Fu.
215	** This subversion of TemptingFate:
216	--->'''Jake:''' "At least tonight can't get any worse."\
217	''Someone knocks at the door. Jake opens, and finds it's the '''GrimReaper''', with a DramaticThunder''\
218	'''Jake:''' "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ok, just did.]]"\
219	'''Fu ''happy and saluting the Reaper'':''' "Marty?"\
220	'''Grim Reaper:''' "[[{{Pun}} Fu, you old dog you!]]"\
221	'''Jake:''' "Hello, a little freaked out here!"\
222	'''Fu:''' "Jake, I want you to meet my old buddy, Marty! The Grim Reaper! Eh eh! [[DontFearTheReaper Probably the best practical joker this side of Hades!]]"\
223	'''Marty the Grim Reaper:''' "Pull my finger!"\
224	''Marty proceeds to prank Jake and Fu.''
225	* Fu appearing at principal Derceto's window at the start of "Something Fishy This Way Comes". Especially when he did dressed as a ballerina.
226	-->'''Jake:''' "[[SickAndWrong Now that's just plain wrong.]]"
227	** Fu Dog explaining how dating used to be harder, cue flashback of Fu dressed as a knight, complete with horse and lance, courting a dog in a damsel dress, only to realise that he was to fight another dog in a joust. His head keeps going back and forth between the two dogs, clearly questioning if it's worth it.
228	--->'''Fu:''' "[[ShootTheDog You know what, keep her]]"
229	--->''Fu swiftly jumps down the horse''
230	** Jake putting Lao Shi's profile on a ''magical dating website''. Doesn't seem funny... Then you see the less scary 'girl' to show up was the one with two heads who got in a catfight, and understand why Jake was laughing himself silly at the result.
231	** And then, the payback: Lao Shi started dating ''principal Derceto'', and they used him as a messenger of gifts and poems.
232	** Jake's main suspect for the Kelpie's cover was revealed as one of the mermaid detectives hunting it down. So, what was the Kelpie masquerading as? ''The poodle that was dating Fu.''
233	** Spud confronting the Kelpie in a mermaid (sorry, mer''[[InsistentTerminology man]]'') costume.
234	--->'''Spud:''' "Feel my mighty tail!"\
235	''Spud weakly slaps the Kelpie's leg with the costume's tail, with the Kelpie and Trixie silently wondering how much stupider Spud could get''
236	* Jake's TemptingFate in "Breakout":
237	-->'''Rose ''frustrated with the Huntsman's close watch on her'':''' "I'd spend time together right now, but it's just too risky! If I need to see you, maybe I should just use my dream charm to talk to you in your dreams like before."\
238	'''Jake:''' "What's the worse that can happen when we're together? It's not like the Huntsclan will just come charging out of the-"\
239	''Huntsboys #88 and #89 comes charging and screaming out of the blue while chased by the Aztec Guardian Serpent, stop to tease Rose for her date, notices the Aztec Guardian Serpent is still there, and resume running''
240	** Rose getting into Fu's dreams to pass a message to Jake (who didn't want to be seen during his molting) and then waking him up.
241	** #88 and #89 second attempt at fighting the Serpent. [[NoSell At least they saved Rose when they caused him to]] ''[[NoSell itch]]''...
242	** [[YourCostumeNeedsWork Rotwood declaring Rose's dream charm looked similar to an actual dream charm but was of low quality, and giving her a C-]].
243	** TheReveal of how ##88 and #89 were taken as apprentices by the Huntsman: he ''confused their scores at a video game for their results in hunting magical creatures''.
244	*** Huntsman gives #88 and #89 an enthusiastic, borderline friendly, “Welcome aboard” after he’s read their “hunting resumes”, his subsequent jolly, confident and eager: ”Let’s go hunting!” just sells it.
245	* In "The Doppelganger Gang", Jake's first ''attempts'' at the [[MesACrowd Doppelganger technique]]: the first time, instructed to let his energy flow out, he makes a flaming burp; the second time he produces a doppelganger of his human form that starts making martial arts moves ''in his boxers''. At the sight of the latter, the group of troll Jake was supposed to defeat to save a unicorn ''and'' the unicorn started laughing themselves silly...
246	** At the end, Jake has managed to (barely) solve the enormous schedule conflict that prompted him to create a number of Doppelganger and nearly get absorbed and killed by [[EvilTwin Yang Jake, the one who came out evil]]. But how can he assist Trixie in her contest when he's supposed to look after Haley? When she asks him, he replies he called in a favor... Cue GilliganCut to Fu Dog in a drag playing ladies with Haley.
247	*** And Fu is ''enjoying himself too!'' Then again, this isn't the first time we've seen him in drag...
248	* [[MakesSenseInContext An elderly Trixie]] ''savagely'' beating Jake with a pillow in "Young at Heart".
249	* In "Fool's Gold" Jake is making a pretty penny running errands for a leprechaun, who, when he's doing a delivery, warns him to show up in human form, as dragons make the buyer "uneasy".
250	-->'''Jake:''' Uneasy? [[TemptingFate Who's the buyer, the Huntsman?]]\
251	''[The Huntsman calmly walks out of a bush to get the package and announces he '''is'''.]''
252	** Later in the same episode, the Huntsman and a few dozens apprentice-level members' MassOhCrap when they see Jake and Lao Shi paying a clan of Hobgoblin, a few trolls and a ''giant'' to fight them ''and'' outbid the Huntsman by adding two golden motorcycles to the leprechaun gold.
253	* Fu Dog BreakingTheFourthWall in "Hairy Christmas".
254	-->'''Fu Dog''': Hey there, kids. If you haven't guessed by now, this is the American Dragon Hokey Holiday Special. Like all holiday specials, it's about family, togetherness--blah, blah, blah and all that other sappy garbage. Alright, let's get on with the main titles before I hurl egg nog all over the snow right here.
255	** #88 and #89 trying to decide whether they should get The Huntsman an easy bake oven or a stuffed potato as a Christmas present.
256	* The RunningGag in “Year of the Jake” of Jonathan erroneously believing that he’s of Chinese descent, much to the annoyance of Susan and Haley.
257	-->'''Jonathan:''' (''On performing the Dragon Dance for the Chinese New Year parade'') This is gonna make my Chinese ancestors so proud!\
258	'''Susan:''' Honey, there’s really no way to put this gently… [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU’RE NOT.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis CHINESE!]]''\
259	'''Jonathan:''' Oh, whoopsie-daisy, I beg to differ with you, Honey-hoo. As you may recall, one of my most endearing qualities is that I am one-sixteenth Navajo! And we all know that the ancestors of Native Americans arrived here via the Bering Strait from where? Asia! And what’s in Asia? [[SuddenlyShouting CHIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAA!]]
260	* In "Shaggy Frog" 88 and 89 attempts to intimidate and rough up a fairy to improve their rep, which ends with a very short curb-stomp battle.
261	** Afterwards, they decide to try and capture a pet frog instead.
262	* From "Feeding Frenzy", there's how Jake reacts when he learns that he's (presumably) going to be spared having to sit at the DreadedKidsTable because one of his uncles is going to miss the family reunion because he's in the hospital after getting his appendix removed.
263	-->'''Jake''': Go appendix! Go appendix! Holla back, now! Appendicitis!
264	* All three {{Gilligan Cut}}s in "Being Human":
265	** Brad telling his classmates that he'll never get caught for pranking Rotwood with an exploding cake "as long as you potty squatters keep your traps shut." It then cuts to the main trio talking about how Brad got suspended because someone was mad enough at being called a potty squatter to rat him out.
266	** When Haley offers to help Jake deliberately get suspended, he replies that he has it covered. The scene cuts to the Dragon Council talking about how nice it was of Jake to send them a cake. The cake is the same kind of exploding cake that Brad pranked Rotwood with.
267	** Jake tells his grandfather that he'll spend his suspension in deep reflection. The scene cuts to Jake doing a mocking impression of Rotwood at a party.
268	* “Hong Kong Longs”:
269	** This exchange between Jonathan and Fu Dog in "Hong Kong Longs".
270	--->'''Jonathan''': Okay, one more question: Are unicorns real?\
271	'''Fu Dog''': Sure.\
272	'''Jonathan''': Fairies?\
273	'''Fu Dog''': You bet.\
274	'''Jonathan''': Gnomes, elves, mermaids?\
275	'''Fu Dog''': Yes, yes and yes.\
276	'''Jonathan''': Santa Claus?\
277	'''Fu Dog''': Just keep your eyes on the road and your foot on the pedal will ya?
278	** The following question posed by Jonathan in "Hong Kong Longs".
279	--->'''Jonathan''': I have another question. Just bugging me; when they turn into dragons, [[MagicPants what happens to their clothes?]]
280	** Fu's report to Jake.

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