Line #90 Funny/AfterHours


1	!!The Movie
2	* "I'll probably get blamed for that."
3	* Paul putting up handwritten DEAD PERSON signs with arrows to help the police find Marcy's body so he can leave the loft is a quintessential bit of BlackComedy.
4	* Given Paul's string of bad luck, ''of course'' this just happens to be the night that the subway fare increase goes into effect.
5	* Marcy talking about [[spoiler:her husband]]'s fetishy obsession with ''Film/TheWizardOfOz''.
6	* A cherry on the top is undoubtedly the BrickJoke in the bar.
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8	!!Web Animation:
9	* In the ApocalypseHow episode:
10	-->'''Katie''': Now you all ''think'' that you could shoot Michael in the face if you had to, but could you?
11	-->'''Soren, Dan''': (without hesitation) Yes.
12	** Another example, when Mike talks about his apocalypse scenario being an asteroid hitting Earth:
13	--->'''Mike''': I want total, unavoidable Film/{{armageddon\|1998}}, like in that movie ''Film/DeepImpact''. It's [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt the end of the world as we know it]], and I feel like [[EveryoneHasLotsOfSex sticking it in stuff]].
14	*** And the BrickJoke using ''Film/TwentyEightDaysLater'' as an example for both failing to kill a zombified loved one ''and'' having GladToBeAliveSex.
15	** The FreezeFrameBonus with the movie poster for "Asspocalypse" has "[[TheImmodestOrgasm Oh God Oh God Oh God]]" scrolling along the top section.
16	* The end of "Robot Uprising", where Dan gets a call/text and tosses his phone into the kitchen. Bonus points for the ring-tone being "[[{{Music/Styx}} Mr. Roboto]]".
17	** Of course, the setup for this is Dan telling Soren to "admit that you fear weakness", sending the latter into a TranquilFury.
18	* Most of "[[http://youtu.be/dudN6GqhaYw The Six Most Unintentionally Creepy Sitcom Characters]]".
19	** Particularly when a random background character (actually Cracked contributor Cody Johnston) points out that [[Series/SavedByTheBell Principal Bellding]] (aka "[[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs Buffalo Bill]]ding") was the creepiest because he followed Zach across the country and obsessed over him... only for Soren to realize that the same background character had followed them to their new hangout.
20	* From the [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles "Ninja Turtles"]] episode:
21	-->'''Michael''': Dan, you like Donatello, 'cause he's [[TheSmartGuy a nerd]] and he's [[{{Robosexual}} open to sex with electronics]].\
22	'''Dan''': First of all, "Does machines" isn't literal! Second, [[NotWhatItLooksLike it was a foot massager that I got for my birthday]], and I told you all that a thousand times!\
23	'''Soren''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial And not one of us ever asked]]...
24	* The start of the [[https://youtu.be/ftm5r_bFIU8 movie stereotypes episode]].
25	-->'''Soren''': (sits down) What're we talking about?
26	-->'''Michael''': [[MagicalQueer Gay people are magic!]]
27	-->'''Soren''': Mm-mm. [[NoJustNoReaction (proceeds to get up) Nope.]]
28	-->'''Michael''': ''Come on!''
29	** After discussing WhereDaWhiteWomenAt, Katie segues into...
30	-->'''Katie''': You know what else white women can't do?
31	-->'''Soren, Michael''' ''and'' '''Dan''': [[Film/WhiteMenCantJump Jump!]]
32	-->'''Katie''': [[MenAreTheExpendableGender Get shot in the head!]]
33	-->'''Soren''': Should've walked away, Soren.
34	* In the Batman Episode when Soren goes full-on fanboy about Batman.
35	** Whoever picks the saccharine packet filled with salt has to pay for dinner.
36	--->'''Michael:''' Everything tastes of the sea. Yarr.
37	** "THOSE ARE THE RULES!"
38	** The RunningGag with sugar packets and Asperger's.
39	---> [[BrickJoke Who put 31 sugar packets on the floor?]]
40	** And the ending, where [[spoiler: Soren and Kate make out passionately, interspersed with the pair doing so while dressed as [[DatingCatwoman Batman and Catwoman]]]].
41	--->'''Dan''': ''(Uncomfortably)'' I wish this would stop.
42	--->'''Soren and Katie''': ''(In unison)'' Shut the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' up!
43	* The group is quite bad at guessing how old Katie is in the "[[https://youtu.be/jRSTCP0Gvis Horrifying Childhood Lessons from Movies]]" episode.
44	** Michael's connecting the ''{{Film/Gremlins}}'' movies to Gizmo literally murdering his species' adulthood is such a downer that Katie is stuck with a frown [[BrickJoke even as her cake comes out]].
45	* The Star Trek episode. All of it!
46	** Live short and be impoverished, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch!]]
47	** Katie declaring the Federation to be evil.
48	-->'''Katie''': They have total blind faith in their way of life. I mean, what other cultures are like that?
49	-->'''Soren''': North Korea.
50	-->'''Dan''': [[TakeThat Apple stores.]]
51	** Michael just using "Jean-Luc Picard" as a rebuttal.
52	*** Which does make some sense:
53	-->"Because Picard is an infallible source of truth, justice and reason invoking him to prove a point immediately grants credence to your opinion."
54	** At the end, Michael finds out about Scientology, and the others trick him into signing up for it.
55	* The episode about ''Literature/HarryPotter'' is filled to the brim with FridgeLogic about the Harry Potter universe.
56	-->'''Katie''': Okay, you can't question magic - ''[[AWizardDidIt it's magic]]''! I mean, [[MST3KMantra you can't get hung up on the details of some nerd world]].
57	-->'''Dan''': Have you ''met'' us?
58	** "We can launch a thousand rockets from outer space! With iPhones!"
59	** And at the end, we get this exchange.
60	--->'''Soren''': Yeah... that sounds like a shitty school. Y'know I'm ''glad'' [[spoiler: Dumbledore died]].
61	--->'''Background Character''': ''(Holding up a copy of Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince)'' Oh c'mon!
62	--->'''Soren''': [[LateArrivalSpoiler It came out in, like, 2005]].
63	* "RRRRAPE [[UsefulNotes/ChristopherColumbus HIM!]]"
64	* Soren in How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You
65	** "Cereal comes in bags?"
66	** "But the authorities are our friends"
67	* The Indiana Jones episode:
68	-->'''Katie:''' He is dragging us backwards! Don't you see? He is ''always'' dragging us backwards!\
69	'''Michael:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall (looking into the camera)]] That's my shtick!\
70	''Dan and Soren glance behind themselves following Michael's eyeline, confused''
71	** Katie's constant attempts at DoubleEntendre with a "if you know what I'm saying." They get weirder and weirder, until:
72	-->'''Katie''': ...If you know what I'm saying-\
73	'''Dan''': '''''Nobody knows what you're saying!'''''\
74	'''Michael (guiltily/haunted expression)''': I know...
75	** The start of the discussion has Katie detailing some rather... odd fantasies about Indy (strongly hinted as being fabricated in an effort to fit in), but this is followed up by [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Soren's and Michael's adolescent fantasies]] involving [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Adult!Nala]][[note]]He liked her being "all self-possessing and assertive[[/note]] and [[WesternAnimation/ChipnDaleRescueRangers Human-sized Gadget]] respectively.
76	* [[https://youtu.be/UHWM2r-UWzs ''The Only Eight Types of TV Shows That Get Made'']] is one of these by virtue of the constant pop-up ads each time a character suggests a series--and sometimes even when they ''don't.'' "Screw the protagonist!"[[note]]Cue a pop-up of [[TheCasanova Soren]] in a white shirt, standing in front of a giant love heart, smirks at the viewer.[[/note]]
77	** In this one, Katie refers to the four of them as "[[SelfParody a bunch of internet comedy dicks and their sexy friend]]", gesturing to herself with a smug little smile on "sexy friend", and sure enough, a pop-up ad appears depicting the four of them...except that the show is merely called ''Internet Comedy Dicks''.
78	** Michael is obsessed with making a show starring himself, subtitled ''Vagina Whisperer''. He goes through ''Michael Swaim: Vagina Whisperer'', ''Civil War Vagina Whisperer'' and ''Complicated Vagina Whisperer'' before eventually conceding that you can't show vaginas on prime-time, and it'll have to be ''Butt Whisperer'', although he realises he can "pitch 'Vag-Whisp' to Colgate." Katie eventually proposes making the protagonist female, and sure enough there's a pop-up for ''Katie Willert: Vagina Whisperer''.
79	** The only pop-up ad starring Dan is for a show called ''He Sweats So Much''.
80	* In the "[[http://youtu.be/G1dO462ufLc Spider-Man]]" episode, when Soren and Katie offer [[PetTheDog to skip the topic of discussion for Dan's sake]], Katie proposes that they just talk like regular friends this time... [[TooDumbToLive and then proceeds to ask Michael about his life]], whereupon he forces the Spider-Man discussion to proceed by ''immediately'' revealing that he stole cable.
81	** Right off the bat, Soren states his belief that Peter Parker seems to want all his loved ones to die horribly.
82	--->'''Dan''': Yeah, [[WithFriendsLikeThese I know how he feels]].
83	--->'''Michael''': Aww! [[AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther We're his loved ones!]] ''Sad...''
84	** When Katie and Michael latch upon an example at the same time, there's a brief struggle as to who should go first:
85	--->'''Michael''': We should go at the same time. Maybe [Dan]'ll ''cry''!
86	--->'''Dan''': Are you... actually ''bullying'' me?
87	--->'''Michael''': (Michael blows a straw-wrapper at Dan) Ha! [[KickTheDog (loads up another straw-wrapper) You go, Katie, I forget mine.]]
88	** Katie lists off a bunch of supervillians to back up her point that Spider-Man indirectly says that science and progress are evil, and then ''fully admits'' that half of her list she made up off the top of her head.
89	--->'''Michael''': I thought Sharkanox made a deal with Poseidon.
90	--->'''Katie''': Nah. Gene tampering laser misfire.
91	** Ultimately, Dan [[RageBreakingPoint goes off on this rant]] about how much Peter's life is shit compared to everyone else due to Peter being ''forced'' [[StatusQuoIsGod to not actually grow as a character]][[note]]which is clearly also doubling as Dan projecting about his ''own'' life[[/note]], causing Michael to snap back that he should just ''[[ToughLove grow up]]'' [[ToughLove and get over it]], [[PetTheDog since he's an adult now with a awesome job]]... and then he awkwardly [[BlatantLies clarifies]] that [[CouldSayItBut this is what he would say to Peter]].
92	* Dan trying to open his giant lolly in the Disney episode.
93	* In "6 Insane Stereotypes That You Still See in Every Movie" Soren asks when have they last seen a black man ending up with a white woman in a movie, where that wasn't the ''focus'' of the movie. While everyone struggles to think of an example, Michael immediately thinks of porn.
94	* Anything to do with [[OutOfCharacterMoment Sick!Soren]] in the "[[http://youtu.be/1ucwCD9xmGI Alternate Dimensions]]" episode, particularly when he [[NoodleIncident coughs up bird fluff]].
95	-->'''Michael''': Or maybe ''our'' Soren is trapped in an alternate dimension, [[BizarroUniverse and we're saddled with this guy]].
96	-->'''Soren''': I can't tell if I'm just really sweaty on my legs or [[PottyFailure peed my pants and forgot]].
97	-->'''Michael''': I like him.
98	** When Katie suggests ''{{Film/Pleasantville}}'' as a perfect alternate dimension, [[StepfordSuburbia Soren points out the downside]].
99	-->'''Soren''': Katie, I-I don't know a gentle way to put this, so I'm gonna come right out and say it. You are a ''[[StayInTheKitchen woman]]''.
100	-->'''Katie''': How ''dare'' you. That is ''our'' word.
101	-->'''Dan''': He's right. Though [[OneDialogueTwoConversations I'm not sure he's having the same conversation]] as us.
102	** Soren's choice is the dimension [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer]] wound up in at the end of "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E6TreehouseOfHorrorVI Homer³]]"... which is ''our'' reality.
103	** Because of Dan coming to the conclusion that "almost every parallel universe is essentially Hell", Soren goes into a ''crazed'' rant about how ''our'' reality is in actuality Heaven compared to ''every other'' parallel universe.
104	** Eventually, Soren passes out on the table, and Dan is the only one who doesn't care, trying to force the conversation to continue by bringing up [[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]], despite the fact that as he's talking, Michael and Katie leave to take Soren home.
105	** And TheStinger: [[spoiler: [[TheCloudCuckoolanderWasRight the actual Soren shows up via an interdimensional portal]] to look through the window for his Bizarro version, knife at the ready]].
106	* In ''The Four Best Movie Universes to Die In'':
107	--> '''Soren:''' [[ChessWithDeath Dogs can't play]] ''{{TabletopGame/Cluedo}}'', Katie!
108	** From the same episode:
109	--->'''Katie''': Your... Parents named your dog "Soren's Replacement"?
110	--->'''Soren''': (sounding completely genuine) They loved her second most.
111	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pMvzYZx2h0 14 Super Powers Every Character Secretly Has]]" is arguably one of [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall the more meta episodes of the series]]:
112	** Right after Soren sets up the discussion for the video[[note]]asking what "hacky convention" from entertainment they would want to be true in their own lives[[/note]], we cut to the title card, before [[AdBreakDoubleTake cutting to a repeat of Soren setting up the discussion]]. [[LampshadeHanging The first convention Michael brings up?]] AdBreakDoubleTake.
113	** Michael likes how simple everything is, citing CoincidentalBroadcast before musing about how nice it'd be to say "Hey, gimme a beer, buddy!" to a bartender and just receiving your drink. As he says this, the waitress puts one in front of him, which Soren and Katie notice and DoubleTake to.
114	*** It's worth noting that Michael's reason ''for'' wanting the CoincidentalBroadcast convention has... questionable motives:
115	---->'''Katie''': (snaps; to Michael) ''You just don't wanna watch the news!'' You know, no one's ''making'' you watch it, you don't ''have'' to!
116	---->'''Michael''': (defensive) I am ''sick'' of having to incite a riot everytime I want to see myself on TV!
117	* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evhUXhzlslE Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs]]", the conversation is spurred by Katie's borderline irrational hatred towards cops, including a number of ''very'' odd insults that leave the rest of the table in StunnedSilence.
118	** [[ButtMonkey Dan is picked as the murder victim]], with said murder's details getting progressively more gory.
119	** Michael's pick of ''Film/LAConfidential'' actually made a twisted sort of sense.[[note]]Dan, being a "white middle-class male from a good neighborhood", would be the exact type of victim that the department would be on a manhunt to avenge[[/note]]
120	*** Michael's contingency plan? The cops from ''Film/{{Elf}}''. You know? [[spoiler:The ones that '''barely appear in the movie'''?]]
121	** Their final pick for the only movie where the police are presented as unambiguously good, rather than plagued with either {{Cowboy Cop}}s at best and {{Corrupt Cop}}s at worst? [[spoiler: ''Film/PoliceAcademy''.]]
122	** The episode starts [[InMediasRes in the middle of a conversation]] Dan and Michael are having while waiting for Soren and Katie. That conversation?
123	--->'''Dan''': (groans; clearly done with this) ''I promise you'', it's not "[[MondegreenGag Autistic girl]]". It's "''[[Music/KatyPerry I kissed a girl]]'' [[Music/KatyPerry and I liked it]]".
124	--->'''Michael''': Yeah... but you see how that's ''confusing'', though, right?
125	--->'''Dan''': (notices Soren and Katie entering) ''Oh thank God.''
126	* The episode about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kmUgRXzn_o Sauron actually being the good guy]] in ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' has [[JerkJock Soren]] continually cite ''Literature/TheSilmarillion'' in his argument, to the [[OutOfCharacterMoment bemusement of everyone else]].
127	-->'''Katie''': He betrayed who to the what-now?\
128	'''Dan''': He's dipping into ''The Silmarillion'', he does this sometimes.\
129	'''Soren''': [[SarcasmMode I'm sorry.]] ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' is very important in ''my'' family.
130	** Katie utilizes MaliciousMisnaming to annoy Soren throughout the episode after learning this.
131	** The lead-up to the HilariousOuttakes when the group realizes that Soren and his siblings were actually named after Tolkien characters.
132	-->'''Katie:''' [[SarcasmMode Man, you guys must have been ''so'' cool in high school.]] "Oh Glorfindel Bowie, please take me to prom!"
133	-->'''Soren:''' [[MoodWhiplash Glorfindel passed actually.]] Its not a huge deal, she was a huge bitch. Whole family hated her. I think she went in and out of prison for a while. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Its her own fault, fell in front of a train drunk]].
134	-->(everyone corpses)
135	* From ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwk-wvVlvEE Living Inside a TV Show]]'', when Dan mentions a desire to live in ''Series/TheWestWing'', Katie decides to (as politely as possible) explain to him why that would not work.
136	-->'''Katie''': Crash time comes, and you fall apart faster than that car at the end of ''Film/TheBluesBrothers''.
137	** At one point, Katie [[BreakingTheFourthWall appears to yell at a clip of]] ''Series/SportsNight'', much to the confusion of Dan and Soren.
138	--->'''Josh''': It seems to me that more and more we’ve come to expect less and less from each other.
139	--->(hard cut back to diner)
140	--->'''Katie''': [[MediumAwareness (yelling at the ceiling)]] ''[[MediumAwareness I expect nothing from you! You host "Fake SportsCenter"!]]''
141	** Michael advocates for living in a comedy universe, leading to this exchange.
142	--->'''Michael''': It's ''heaven''! It's 100% healthy people living in nice homes. Everything works out at the end, [[UglyGuyHotWife even homely fellas get a golden ticket to the poon-train]].\
143	'''Soren''': It's not a train anymore, we upgraded to a... [[SayingTooMuch I mean, nothing]].
144	*** "Who doesn't want to live in a comedy?!" "Nah, I keep my work at work."
145	*** ''Specifically'', Michael advocates for living in a Creator/ChuckLorre sitcom (specifically stating that [[TakeThat those shows aren't funny, and he would be the funniest man there]])... which ''swiftly'' falls apart the second Katie brings his attention to ''Series/{{Mom}}'', [[DarkerAndEdgier the show involving alcoholism, drug abuse, teen pregnancy, cancer, and homelessness]].
146	** And it ends with Dan [[TheEeyore being Dan]] and pointing out that, thanks to SixDegreesOfKevinBacon, every modern-day TV show is somehow related to ''Series/StElsewhere'', meaning they're [[AllJustADream all in the mind]] of autistic child Kevin Westfall.
147	--->'''Katie''': So, all of our favorite TV writers are just writing episodes of ''Series/StElsewhere'' without knowing it, no one's creating anything.
148	--->'''Michael''': So, none of us win... Or, maybe we all win! [[InsaneTrollLogic Then]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic I]]'' [[InsaneTrollLogic would win, I win!]]
149	--->'''Soren''': [[RapidFireNo No no no, no,]] we can't all win, that's like a participation trophy, [[SeriousBusiness and participation trophies ruin soccer and America.]]
150	*** Michael then backs up the conversation to something that'd been criminally neglected to that point - that Creator/DickWolf's name [[HehHehYouSaidX is Dick Wolf]], and thus his shows are technically [[DoubleEntendre "dick pics"]].
151	* For starters, the ''premise'' of "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGGdwk0Fotg How to Ruin Your Favorite Show With Math]]", and it only escalates from there.
152	** What triggers the discussion is Soren [[BookDumb struggling to figure out how much should be left as a tip]], with TheReveal that after 15 minutes, he gives up and pays with a handful of jewels. Not jewelry, just ''jewels'' - [[FridgeBrilliance which explains why they're always allowed to stay so late]].
153	** First show on the chopping block: ''Series/TheCosbyShow'', which Michael proceeds to ruin by pointing out that when Bill was picking which college to attend, he based it off the one his wife wanted to go to - the problem being that [[spoiler: his wife would have been ''twelve'' at the time, and that they were also dating [[ValuesDissonance when she was 15 and he was 21]]]].
154	** Next up? ''{{Series/Cheers}}'', which Soren [[SacredCow begs to be left alone]]. Daniel highlights that applying FridgeLogic to Norm is an exercise in depression due to his being TheAlcoholic to the point of ''moving into the bar'' - which the show PlayedForLaughs, rather than actually helping him.
155	** Katie then brings up ''{{Series/Frasier}}'', pointing out that Frasier's son was 4 years old at the time of the series premiere, and yet [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome Frederick's existence really isn't brought up in spite of the divorce]], and in fact only appears ''nine times'' throughout 11 seasons, making Frasier a DisappearedDad.
156	*** And then, apropos of nothing, Katie just decides to mention that Eddie was portrayed by two different dogs, and ''both'' are now dead.
157	** Soren then fires back by citing... ''{{Series/Friends}}''. While he struggles to actually formulate the thought due to math being involved (to the point where he's ''literally shaking''), Daniel backs him up with the realization that Phoebe's surrogate pregnancy was likely her own and ''not'' her brother's: the time between the procedure and her birth was ''four'' months, not nine, [[https://youtu.be/SIWzVxIZe0k making her struggle with giving them up]] to her brother and sister-in-law ''much'' HarsherInHindsight. He also [[MadeMyselfSad made himself sad]] when realizing this.
158	*** However, Katie then softens the blow by pointing out that ''Rachel'' was pregnant for ''over a year'', so the writers of ''Friends'' just [[WomensMysteries probably don't know how long it takes for a baby to be born]]. This then leads to Michael to reveal his ''own'' lack of knowledge by stating his belief that if a baby is kept in the uterus too long, the mother reabsorbs it, [[FromBadToWorse much like what "happens" when you hold in a poop]].
159	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKWN-JeRxwM&list=PL5CC44F2C10A8415C&index=31 Five Horrifying Secret Rules of Life in a Movie Universe]], Dan mentions that 53% of architects are unemployed, and the ones that are employed are usually miserable. This sudden statistic just baffles Michael.
160	-->'''Michael''': Why would you know that? Huh? How could you possibly have architect job satisfaction statistics prepared for this?
161	-->'''Dan''': (showing his cards, which just says "53") It's on the card.
162	-->'''Michael''': ...what else does the card know? ASK IT HOW I DIE.
163	** And then at the end, when Michael and Soren have won despite Dan's preparedness
164	-->'''Michael''': Hey Daniel, what's your cards say about you guys cracking up under pressure like a couple of B-holes?
165	-->(''Soren and Michael laugh until Dan reveals what his last note card says: [[spoiler:[[CrazyPrepared Soren and Michael WIN (Michael says "B-Hole)"]]]]'')
166	-->(''Michael slowly claps while Katie stares in awe. [[BreakingTheFourthWall Soren slowly turns to the camera in shocked realization]]'')
167	* In "4 Movie Apocalypses That Would Be More Fun Than Reality", the gang wind up stuck in a desert when Daniel's car breaks down as he is taking a shortcut. Katie is the one most angry.
168	-->'''Daniel''': C'mon! We've got ten minutes. Gotta kill time somehow.
169	-->'''Katie''': (barely contained annoyance) We wouldn't ''have'' to kill time if stupid you weren't so stupid and learned how to take stupid care of your idiot car, you stupid.
170	-->'''Daniel''': [[NeverMyFault Don't blame]] ''[[NeverMyFault me]]''[[NeverMyFault !]]
171	-->'''Soren''': ...''why?!''
172	-->'''Daniel''': I'd rather you didn't!
173	** Daniel's pick is a "[[Series/TheTwilightZone1959 Time Enough at Last]]" deal, but as Soren points out after Daniel goes into greater detail:
174	--->'''Soren''': [[LetMeGetThisStraight So,]] your idea of what to talk about when we're stuck out in the middle of the desert because your car broke down, because of a shortcut you insisted on taking... [[KickTheDog is how you'd never miss any of us.]]
175	--->'''Daniel''': [[{{Jerkass}} Look who's on board!]]
176	*** However, Daniel immediately recants upon when Soren points out that in that world, there would be no new pop culture.
177	** Due to the fact that they are in the middle of a desert, Michael keeps failing to make obvious jokes due to the heat. Eventually he steals and eats the gang's only candy bar, but that ultimately winds up ''making him hyper'', to the point where he goes all in on his apocalypse of choice being '''[[spoiler:Film/{{Waterworld}}]]'''.
178	--->'''Soren''': (taken aback) Okay, we need to strike some kind of balance, a little bit of sugar keeps him alive, but too much sugar makes him [[spoiler:like ''Waterworld'']].
179	*** Soren points out that [[spoiler:by sticking with the ''Waterworld'' scenario, Michael [[{{Squick}} would have to drink his pee]]]], prompting Michael [[ComicallyMissingThePoint to cheerfully state]] [[BileFascination that Soren's on board]].
180	*** "Well, [[spoiler:in ''Waterworld'' world... world, there's water... world.]]"
181	*** After Michael goes off on a ''massive'' run on sentence that leaves him panting, Katie grills Dan on what was in the candy bar, [[NoodleIncident alluding to some kind of issue Michael has with pretzels]].
182	** Daniel keeps finding opportunities to complain about ''Series/TheWalkingDead'', prompting Michael (while still hyper) to snap "If you don't like the show, then just don't watch it, okay, like us."
183	--->'''Daniel''': I-I can't, I can't not watch it. I started it.
184	* In "Awkward Conversations That Must Have Happened In Marvel Movies", CloudCuckoolander Kimia reveals that she didn't learn about sex in public school but at home, because she grow up on a boat:

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