| 1 | %% Note: Regarding "Let's Build", there is no need to add the superfluous "in Minecraft" to the title since it is the only game used in the series. |
| 2 | [[WMG:[[center:Creator/AchievementHunter[[Funny/AchievementHunter 's funny moments]]\ |
| 3 | [- ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterBetweenTheGames Between The Games and Shenanigans]]'' | ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterGoSeries GO!]]'' | ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterRainbowSix Rainbow Six]]'' | ''Funny/UnoTheMovie'' | ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterVsSeries VS]]''\ |
| 4 | ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries Grand Theft Auto]]'' series (''Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V'': [[Funny/AchievementHunterGTAV2013to2015 2013–2015]] | [[Funny/AchievementHunterGTAV2016to2018 2016–2018]])\ |
| 5 | ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayAndThingsToDoIn Let's Play and Things to Do In]]'' (''[[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsWatch Let's Watch]]'' | ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterRageQuitPlayPals Rage Quit and Play Pals]]'' | ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayWorms Worms]]'' | ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayGarrysMod Garry's Mod]]'' | [[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayFPSGames FPS Games]] | [[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayPartyGames Board Games, Party Games, and Game Shows]])\ |
| 6 | '''''Minecraft'' series''' (''Let's Play Minecraft'': [[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayMinecraft2012to2014 2012–2014]] | [[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayMinecraft2015to2017 2015–2017]] | [[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayMinecraft2018to2020 2018–2020]])-]]]]] |
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| 10 | [[folder:''Let's Play Minecraft'' -- 2021 episodes (453-504)]] |
| 11 | * We Put an End to 2020 - Stoneblock 2 (Part 11) |
| 12 | ** Jack isn't in the episode, so the gang immediately start plotting to destroy the world via Chance cubes. |
| 13 | *** To be more specific, the plan involves creating a mega Chance cube (27 regular chance cubes in a 3x3x3 cube) out of mega Chance cubes, with the hope of veinmining them once it's done. |
| 14 | *** Jeremy feels sure the crew has backups, but Trevor replies that is a very dangerous assumption to make. Trevor then verifies he can't use a /backup command, followed by the also nonfunctional /they'retryingtoendusallhelpplease. |
| 15 | *** When it comes time to open them, they find that they can't be veinmined, forcing them to fight through all of the effects to open all of them. During the ensuing chaos, the room is flooded by lava, TNT kills most of them, with fireworks, and potions thrown everywhere. Trevor's jet pack automatically goes into hover mode when his health drains, forcing him to fly for the rest of the episode, and a new mansion is created, only to be immediately set aflame by the aforementioned lava. |
| 16 | ** Lindsay successfully rescues the sheep from their tunnel but is left struggling with where to leave them, initially digging up through the magic room, before Matt points them to an empty room to use. Even so, they then start digging the wrong way. |
| 17 | ** Alfredo once again goes on an adventure, humming ''Lord of the Rings'' music as he faces off against the monsters on the roof while dodging Creeper explosions. |
| 18 | ** Jeremy gets a spider transformation and immediately starts pursuing Alfredo so he can bite him and turn him into a superhero. In the midst of their chase, the guys wonder if it's obvious that Jack isn't present to keep them in line. |
| 19 | ** Matt creates an iron golem to watch over their building site, but Jeremy quickly kills him to use in further trolling Alfredo. Matt manages to not notice this until the end of the episode when Jeremy reveals this by transforming into the golem. |
| 20 | * Fishing Rodeo and Jamboree IX - Minecraft (Stoneblock 2) |
| 21 | ** This episode marks Gavin's glorious return to Stoneblock, after having been absent since episode 4. Matt recognizes him as a “rare breed” and murders him for his morph. |
| 22 | ** The episode also marks Michael's first official appearance in Stoneblock, but he and Lindsay are sharing their skin, so they are counted as one player. |
| 23 | ** Due to taking place in Stoneblock, the gang are trying to catch chickens rather than fish. It somehow takes Trevor over 26 minutes to notice this. |
| 24 | *** Late in the game, Jack goes to his farm to get a refill of chicken eggs and finds Gavin randomly renaming his signs. |
| 25 | ** At the end of the game, the group notices that Alfredo has a strangely low amount of chickens in his basket, and Gavin reveals that he had quietly stolen some right in front of them. |
| 26 | * Fighting the Ender Chicken! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 12) - Minecraft |
| 27 | ** Since Jack wasn't in the episode before the Jamboree, his reaction to the aftermath is priceless. |
| 28 | --->'''Jack:''' WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO???\ |
| 29 | '''Jeremy:''' Oh hey. What's up, Jack? |
| 30 | ** The entire Ender Chicken and Chaos Chicken fiasco: |
| 31 | *** Both Jeremy and Alfredo decide to face the Ender Chicken together and alone, thinking it would be a small chicken. To their shock and horror, the Chicken lives up to his "[[TheDreaded Ender]]" name and grows to a humongous size. |
| 32 | *** After defeating it, they receive a Dragon Egg. While everyone agrees they can do it at a later time, Alfredo just casually drops it in the platform where the Ender Chicken was born from, and thus summons the Chaos Chicken, much to Jeremy's shock and fear. Jeremy keeps asking Alfredo why he did that, and Alfredo can only really say "Oops". |
| 33 | ** Jack's dismayed that Lindsay managed to watch ''WesternAnimation/FrozenII'' six times in one weekend but couldn't find the time to watch ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'': |
| 34 | --->'''Lindsay''': My children call the shots, not me!\ |
| 35 | '''Jack''': Don't throw away your shot, Lindsay! |
| 36 | ** With the Chaos Chicken killing them and leaving their graves in his turf, Jeremy decides to make an invisibility potion, despite its annoying process. It leads up to Jeremy only needing a brown mushroom, so Lindsay tells him to check the chest in their unused Kitchen. Jeremy checks and doesn't find any, but many members of the audience sure as hell spotted [[FailedASpotCheck five of them]] in the chest, with everyone agreeing it was such an Achievement Hunter move. |
| 37 | *** Jeremy decides to simply sift for a brown mushroom with sponges. It takes a while, but Trevor finally hears what Jeremy was looking for, and simply takes him to his "[[PunnyName Mush-Room]]" and casually gives him a handful of them. |
| 38 | *** We then learn Jeremy decided to make the potion as a way to get their stuff back from the grave where the Chaos Chicken is in. Alfredo simply walked in and got it all, rendering all of Jeremy's efforts meaningless. |
| 39 | *** Oh, and in case you’re wondering, [[ShaggyDogStory it doesn’t work]]. When Jeremy, Alfredo, and Lindsay use the potions to try and grab the remaining graves in the End (leaving the already rescued gear behind) they get killed just as quickly as all the other times. |
| 40 | ** Jeremy's summary of the chicken situation: |
| 41 | --->'''Jeremy:''' And in the End there's a three-story-tall chicken that shoots lasers, and it's fucking us up. |
| 42 | ** Jeremy decides to give killing the Chaos Chicken one last go before the episode ends. |
| 43 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Have at thee, demon! I will kill you and wear your sk- ''[[OhCrap he can fly!]]''\ |
| 44 | ''<[=Jerem6401=] has been scrambled>''\ |
| 45 | '''Lindsay:''' ''[as everyone laughs]'' What a twist. |
| 46 | * God Tier Mob Spawn?! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 13) - Minecraft |
| 47 | ** Alfredo continues his doomed quest of defeating the Chaos Chicken and is repeatedly killed for his efforts. It got to the point where the game rewards the Chaos Chicken with a kill streak announcement. |
| 48 | ** Trevor distributes Storage Tablets to the others and abruptly asks Jeremy to give his back, because "Papa's got some materials on that tablet that he doesn't want young Jeremy to see". The video cuts to Jeremy scrolling through the tablet's contents, with the names blurred out and porno music playing in the background. |
| 49 | ** Jeremy returns to his Chance Cubes shenanigans, and one of the cubes spawn "The Pig of Destiny". Alfredo decides to cut it down, only to die on contact; the Pig won't go down without its assailant. [[{{Troll}} Jeremy]] sees that the Pig is at half health and ask Alfredo to finish the job. Alfredo complies and the Pig dies, alongside [[ButtMonkey Alfredo]]. Jack laughs at Jeremy playing Alfredo like a fiddle. |
| 50 | ** Trevor shows off his secret hallway, the one that's so bright and flashy that it needs a photosensitivity warning. Alfredo also throws out a photosynthesis warning, for all of their plant viewers. |
| 51 | ** The episode ends with Matt and Jeremy retiring from magic, as they see no point in continuing due to a road block. Jeremy, crushed by this, states that he basically has nothing. |
| 52 | --->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not magic anymore... I'm but a sheep (transforms into compressed jeb sheep). |
| 53 | *** Jeremy's sheep avatar looks down in self-pity, and Jack coins that he is now a "Depressed jeb". |
| 54 | ** Several commenters take the time to commend Lindsay after they successfully craft one sword instead of shift-clicking a dozen, only to rescind it a few moments later after they shift-click another dozen diamonds hammers into existence. |
| 55 | * Invasion of the Dummy Swappers! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 14) |
| 56 | ** The titular invasion comes when Matt creates something called a dummy wand, which allows him to create motionless zombie like creatures around the base, quickly outnumbering them. |
| 57 | *** This problem only gets worse when they figure out how to put player heads on the dummies, resulting in Lindsay confusing the dummies for the real people several times, and Jack getting watched by an army of dummies with his head on. |
| 58 | *** To make up for the fact that they gave up on magic, Matt and Jeremy set up two dummies in the magic room with their heads and gear on. It's only when Matt returns later that he realizes that leaving the dummies next to the cauldrons that constantly spit fire nearby probably wasn't the best idea. |
| 59 | ** Matt then completes a device called the spawner locator (self explanatory). He tries it a couple of times, before realising that in order for it to work, they would need an actual mob spawner in their world. |
| 60 | ** After killing it in the previous episode, Alfredo has seemingly chosen the Pig of Destiny morph as his look for the rest of the series. |
| 61 | ** Jeremy begins work on a new weapon, tasking Alfredo with helping him find materials from Jack's farm for said mission. Alfredo proceeds to unnerve Jack by threatening to kill each of the chickens as Jeremy requests them. |
| 62 | ** When Lindsay mentions trying to warm up to their arachnophobia, Matt mentions that he also warms up spiders... as in, warms them up ''in the microwave''. |
| 63 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Why do you microwave spiders?\ |
| 64 | '''Matt:''' ''I hate them.'' |
| 65 | ** Near the end of the video, their server crashes, so they spend the last few minutes of the video talking about ''Pokémon'' whilst Jack futilely tries to get the game back up and running. |
| 66 | *** Even funnier, the cause of the crash and subsequent server troubles is Matt’s latest attempt to revive Rockbert, leading many to joke that the server itself was telling Matt to move on. |
| 67 | * We Find New Purposes - Stoneblock 2 (Part 15) |
| 68 | ** The group discuss the events of the previous episode. |
| 69 | --->'''Jack:''' Rockbert destroyed our server!\ |
| 70 | '''Matt:''' Well, then you shouldn’t have destroyed Rockbert!\ |
| 71 | '''Jack:''' I didn’t destroy Rockbert!\ |
| 72 | '''Trevor:''' It could have been a number of people... |
| 73 | ** Jack creates a super-powerful sword and uses it to kill Matt. Matt tells Jack not to kill him again, so naturally Jack kills him again. Matt then places a Chance Icosahedron to get Jack to stop, but before Matt can pop it, Jack instinctively creates a server backup. |
| 74 | *** Matt forgets to pop it, so Jeremy pops it instead. Anticlimactically, it creates an End Crystal, which explodes and does nothing. |
| 75 | *** Jack then starts killing the remaining Dummies, which Matt agrees with, only requesting that he doesn’t kill Gavin (a creeper headed dummy in the woodworking area). |
| 76 | ** Alfredo, still playing as the Pig of Destiny, trying to monopolize his cow business. |
| 77 | *** Alfredo tries milking one of his cows, not noticing that there was already milk in the bucket he was using. |
| 78 | *** These events also unfortunately happen at the same time Jeremy is looking for steak, leading to Jeremy skulking around the Cowthedral, while Alfredo begs for more time to make cows. |
| 79 | ** Trevor tries to place lava into a barrel, only to place it ''on top of'' the barrel and burn himself to death. |
| 80 | --->'''Trevor:''' Goodbye. ''[dies]'' |
| 81 | ** At some point, Matt and Trevor begin fighting Shulkers. The first one Matt summons teleports Trevor into the furnace. |
| 82 | *** Matt asks Trevor not to kill it, since he wants to turn into it. Immediately afterward, Trevor kills it. |
| 83 | *** Matt summons a second Shulker and kills it. He turns into it, then joins Shulker!Trevor in the Cowthedral. |
| 84 | --->'''Jeremy:''' You're askew.\ |
| 85 | '''Trevor:''' ''You're'' askew! ''[hits him]'' |
| 86 | ** Lindsay finishes helping Jack, and declares their intention to start helping Jeremy work on his weapon. Jeremy agrees, and lists off the large, complicated process they have left to do. Lindsay decides to go back to making cakes. |
| 87 | ** At the end of the video, Matt tries to resurrect Rockbert a second time, only to crash the server again. Luckily, Jack had created another backup. |
| 88 | * We Finally Have a Cow Farm! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 16) |
| 89 | ** Much of Jack's part of this episode is spent working on Draconic armor and weaponry with the hope that they would be powerful enough to withstand the Chaos Chicken. At the end, he, Jeremy, Matt, and Alfredo are suited up with them, and head into the end, to be instantly annihilated, losing the armor, with Jack never even getting to see the Chicken. |
| 90 | ** Trevor creates a short zip-line in the base which fails for two reasons: |
| 91 | *** Firstly, the server is set up so it kicks you for "flying" if you're in the air for more than a couple of seconds, meaning that you make it at most halfway down the line. |
| 92 | *** Secondly, Alfredo goes on it as the Pig of Destiny, but it glitches out, with his model flying everywhere, leading to a ''four minute long'' photosensitivity warning. |
| 93 | * The Pig's Got a Railgun! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 17) - Minecraft |
| 94 | ** Trevor made the mistake of his life of giving a railgun to [[{{Troll}} Alfredo]], who proceeds to kill half the crew on the server with it. |
| 95 | --->'''Alfredo:''' Look, he gave me a gun with a scope. What am I supposed to do, not let it rip? |
| 96 | *** The most egregious part is that, while Lindsay did a great job decorating their respawn room, a single line of pixels made their beds unable to respawn them there, and the game sends them back to where they originally started. This forces them to either walk back or ask Jack to teleport them back. |
| 97 | ** Lindsay shows off their new kitchen to the group. While explaining how they did it, Lindsay breaks out into song, complete with pre-recorded footage of the kitchen being built, and them hanging out with the Gavin Dummy which had randomly appeared in the kitchen. |
| 98 | ** Trevor and Alfredo, both disguised as the Pig of Destiny, have a railgun battle, which Trevor wins. |
| 99 | ** Thanks to the above mentioned incident with the Gavin Dummy, Matt and Lindsay are creeped out when they find that it had returned to the woodworking area without either of them having memory of moving it. |
| 100 | ** Jeremy continues his quest to get a rabbit from a chance cube and runs into some major problems: |
| 101 | *** His first problem was that he spawned an army of Endermen, a task he was woefully unprepared for, and sheepily asked Jack, who was decked out in excellent armor, to take them out. Jack proceeded to [[CurbStompBattle one shot]] the lot of them. |
| 102 | *** His second problem was causing a massive flood. Normally it wouldn't be a problem, except Jeremy didn't know where the source block was, much less a bucket to fix it. Jack, to his surprise, didn't have a Sponge Chicken to fix it either, and he already left to get his armor back from the Chaos Chicken. Jeremy simply went to each block one by one to fix it with Matt. |
| 103 | *** After cleaning up his mess, Jeremy decides to open a loot crate. His prize was, of all things, [[DramaticIrony a couple of sponges]]. |
| 104 | ** Trevor continues his descent into mad science, creating a large engineering dungeon complete with ominous lighting, metal presses, and a Tesla coil. |
| 105 | * The Law of Equivalent Exchange - Stoneblock 2 (Part 18) - Minecraft |
| 106 | ** Lindsay mourns the death of a parrot they found before the episode, which eventually flew into a cactus and died. Matt offers to spawn them a new one, but it’s not until they actually have one spawned that he reveals that he actually intends to murder said parrot for its morph. |
| 107 | *** Even better, because Matt didn’t wait for it to grow up, he doesn’t even get the morph. |
| 108 | ** Matt kills a donkey and turns into it. Donkey!Matt ends up with a pair of googly eyes ''on his ass''. |
| 109 | *** Later, the same thing happens when he kills and turns into a horse. |
| 110 | *** And it happens [[RuleOfThree for a third time]] when he kills and turns into a llama. |
| 111 | --->'''Lindsay:''' You have eyes on your ass again. That's awesome.\ |
| 112 | '''Matt:''' Do I ''again''? |
| 113 | ** A Chance Cube puts Jeremy in a giant cube of bedrock with lit TNT, and the only way he can get out is by answering a math question. Unfortunately, he doesn't solve it in time and is blown up, giving us this death message: |
| 114 | --->[=Jerem6401=]'s mind exploded from the power of math |
| 115 | ** Trevor creates a crusher. While showing Lindsay how it works, he accidentally falls inside and is crushed to death. |
| 116 | ** Jack, Jeremy, and Alfredo venture into the End to face off against the Chaos Chicken once again. Jack's game crashes and Alfredo is killed, leaving Jeremy to kill the Chaos Chicken by himself. |
| 117 | *** With the End now free again, they begin pillaging the remaining graves, and Jeremy discovers that he had two pieces of rabbit sitting in there the whole time. |
| 118 | ** Since Lindsay has a staff that can create snow, they ask what powers everyone would have if Achievement Hunter were to form a superhero team. As they say this, a Marvel Studios-type crawl, reading "Minecraft" and featuring previous ''Let's Play Minecraft'' thumbnails in the background, plays over the footage. |
| 119 | *** Trevor declares himself "Ex-Man", the man who's dated everyone on Earth and is now their ex. |
| 120 | ** Wolf!Matt enters Trevor's dungeon, and has a railgun pointed at him for his efforts. The entire time, Matt simply says, "Ruff, ruff!" |
| 121 | ** This exchange: |
| 122 | --->'''Jeremy:''' What's 17 times 9?\ |
| 123 | '''Trevor:''' 170 minus 17. 153?\ |
| 124 | '''Jeremy:''' You smart man, you. |
| 125 | ** While trying to show off his metal press to the audience, Trevor makes dramatic music with his mouth, which gets interrupted when he accidentally picks up the graphite ingots he's trying to press. |
| 126 | ** Matt traps an ocelot in a room, waiting for it to grow up so he can kill it and become it. He realizes how ''insanely'' fucked up this is, but only ''after'' doing the same to the aforementioned donkey, horse, and llama, as well as a polar bear. |
| 127 | ** While Jack explains how to use the transmutation table to Jeremy, Alfredo pelts them with eggs, which spawn a bunch of chickens. Jack tries unsuccessfully to kill Alfredo with a bow and arrow, only for Alfredo's Draconium armor [[HoistByHisOwnPetard (which he got from Jack)]] to keep him safe. |
| 128 | ** Now having acquired his needed rabbit meat, Jeremy starts advancing towards his weapon again, until he finds that the next step is to create Singularities which require tens of thousands of blocks. |
| 129 | ** In a post-credits scene, Matt finally kills and turns into the ocelot, complete with evil laughter. |
| 130 | * Lost in the Singularity - Stoneblock 2 (Part 19) |
| 131 | ** Trevor spends most of the early part of the episode trying to create netherrack, and setting himself on fire multiple times. Afterwards, Jeremy points out that one of the early chance cubes had spawned a massive pillar of netherrack, and gives Trevor several stacks from it. Trevor is annoyed, but decides that he can’t be to mad after the Mush-Room incident. |
| 132 | ** Matt figures out why he wasn’t getting parrot morph, noting that it took several dozen dead parrots to come to this conclusion. |
| 133 | ** Jeremy decides to break some chance cubes to pass the time, and is cursed again. Being the jerk that he is, he decides to go into Jack's work area, letting the curse do what it must near all of Jack's important items. Luckily for all, it just ended up being a single block of bedrock right in the middle of the area. Matt says this would be more annoying than an explosion. |
| 134 | ** The entire "white people at a concert" conversation. |
| 135 | --> '''Jeremy:''' "When I say 'Hell,' you say 'Yeah!' Hell!"\ |
| 136 | '''Everyone:''' "Yes!"\ |
| 137 | '''Alfredo:''' "'Where all my homies at?' 'Accounted for!'" |
| 138 | ** In the most heartbreaking accident to occur, Jack accidentally throws Jeremy's Endest Pearl in the corner of his area, causing an enormous black hole to appear. It sucks up whatever it covers, causing destruction not only in Jack's work area, but in Lindsay's prized kitchen too. Everyone is in awe, given that the kitchen was the one thing everyone agreed had the most heart into it. |
| 139 | *** Matt and Jeremy are both relieved, believing it was going to be one of them to cause such destruction. |
| 140 | *** Jack, in penance of his actions, offers his services to Lindsay in rebuilding the kitchen. Lindsay gives a sinister glee. |
| 141 | *** A few seconds after everything calms down, Alfredo wanders over and reacts in shock to the destruction. |
| 142 | * Draconic Reactors, Our Specialty! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 20) |
| 143 | ** With Jeremy’s weapon taking up large amounts of energy, Jack begins working on a Draconic Reactor, all too aware of what happened the [[EarthShatteringKaboom last time they played with that tech.]] |
| 144 | *** Near the end of the episode, [[HereWeGoAgain an explosion sets the reactor on the course for meltdown yet again.]] The group decides to start the next part on a backup Jack created before he activated the reactor, before sitting back to watch the fireworks. |
| 145 | *** In the aftermath of the explosion, Jack apologizes to Lindsay for destroying their kitchen again. |
| 146 | *** Thanks to the area Stone Block takes place, it really put into perspective how much damage the explosion really was, basically the blast radius going as far as the eye can see. Trevor's frame rate becomes non-existent and the game crashes. No wonder Sky Factory ended. |
| 147 | ** The reason it’s taking up so much energy, is that they are using a machine Jack builds which duplicates items, but the ingredients for the weapon take up a lot of energy. Something that doesn’t take up much energy, unfortunately is Chance Cubes, as Matt and Jeremy find out. |
| 148 | * Sword of the Cosmos! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 21) |
| 149 | ** Trevor struggles with living as a simple engineer amongst others decked out in God-level armor, getting himself killed several times. This also leads into the reveal of his new skin, a version of the [[Creator/ChuckECheese Chuck]] skin from Gmod. |
| 150 | ** Jeremy needs to free up space in his inventory, so he comes up with the [[SarcasmMode brilliant idea]] of getting rid of his duplicated chance cubes by giving them all to Alfredo. What could go wrong? |
| 151 | *** Alfredo places several around the base, before teaming up with Matt to recreate the Mega Mega Chance cube from part 11. |
| 152 | *** When Jeremy decides to start opening the cubes around the base, Alfredo reveals himself as The Questionnaire again, leading Jeremy to the Giant Chance Cube, and recruiting him to his side, dubbing him “The Exclamation Mark”, as part of the “Legion of Something” along with himself, and “Rockbert’s Father” (Three guesses as to who that is.) |
| 153 | *** Matt learns that thanks to an update, Chance Cubes can now be vein mined, leading them to start breaking open the mega chance cubes, and causing the usual amount of death and destruction. |
| 154 | ** Jack creates a mob spawner, exciting Matt since he can now finally make use of the spawner changer that he trapped the second Rockbert in. Unfortunately, [[ShaggyDogStory he never figures out how to make it work before the episode ends.]] |
| 155 | ** Jeremy finally finishes his weapon, [[InfinityPlusOneSword The Sword Of The Cosmos]]. After killing Trevor a couple times, he learns that he can’t actually use it against the Chaos Chicken because it heals the Chicken instead of hurting it. |
| 156 | ** Before the episode, Jack finally figures out how to make a draconic reactor, creating a large section of the base dedicated to holding nine of them. At the end, with all their goals accomplished, [[HistoryRepeats the group set them off to end the series yet again.]] Unfortunately, a combination of all the reactors going off plus all the chance cubes still going in the background means that the server crashes before they go off. |
| 157 | * Ya Dead, Ya Dead - Season 4 (Part 1) |
| 158 | ** Season 4 of ''Ya Dead, Ya Dead'' gets off to an inauspicious start, as everyone beats each other to death, screaming "YOU KILLED HIM!" with each kill. Everyone is dead within the first two minutes, forcing a very early restart. |
| 159 | ** Following the restart, Michael is the first to die, killed by a horde of zombies. The others decide that this is still way too early and, following some pleading from Ghost Michael, enact a vague bird-sacrificing ritual to resurrect him. He spends much of the rest of the episode hiding inside the base, too paranoid to venture back out. |
| 160 | --->'''Michael''': Mogar is dead, I’m all that’s left. |
| 161 | *** Prior to his resurrection, Geoff tells Matt that he needs to serve as Michael’s replacement, using his name and skill set. Matt agrees, before blocking Geoff inside his own mine. After Michael is resurrected, Geoff tells him that he is no longer needed, and he can “go die, or whatever”. Matt responds by blocking him in again. |
| 162 | ** The group starts digging into a nearby mountain for a base due to the tornado mod being active, but before they are finished, one forms just outside the mountain sending them scrambling for cover, besides Alfredo who finds himself caught in the eye of the storm. |
| 163 | ** Geoff tells a story about how, while they were living together, Gavin got struck in the head by a fallen tree branch while sunbathing in the yard. Apparently, Gavin not only decided to never sunbathe again but also assumed that Geoff was in some way responsible for throwing the branch at him. As he tells this story, Gavin is outside chopping down trees; due to a new tree overhaul mod, [[DeathByIrony the felled tree lands on top of him and kills him]], forcing another early-game resurrection. The timing is so coincidental that the others immediately assume Geoff planned it. |
| 164 | --->'''Michael:''' Gavin was killed by a falling tree ''during the story of the falling tree''!\ |
| 165 | '''Matt:''' That wasn't supposed to happen until episode three!\ |
| 166 | '''Jack:''' The writers are gonna be so pissed!\ |
| 167 | '''Trevor:''' ''I'm'' pissed! |
| 168 | *** Gavin says he has plenty of stories he could share about Geoff similar to this, it's just he doesn't want to give him the satisfaction that it did bother him, and Geoff completely understands. |
| 169 | ** By the end of the video, the group admits that they have so thoroughly broken their own rules that the series might need a new name; Geoff suggests "Ya Dead Ya Dead ''Eventually''". |
| 170 | * Are Sandwiches the Key? - [=YDYD4=] (Part 2) |
| 171 | ** Alfredo sticks two buttons on the wall and he and Gavin attempt to press them at the same time, failing both times in spite of several countdowns. This leads to them deciding that they can't do anything together, have terrible teamwork, and definitely need to start a series together. |
| 172 | ** Weatherman Matt and his insistence that [[InsistentTerminology he is not a compass.]] |
| 173 | --->'''Matt:''' The tornado appears to be moving in a south-westerly direction, I'm not entirely sure, I'm not a- what's the word?\ |
| 174 | '''Jeremy:''' Meteorologist?\ |
| 175 | '''Matt:''' Compass. |
| 176 | ** Jeremy and Alfredo go on an adventure finding several new bird types as part of the mod pack, cooing over them, and promptly killing them. |
| 177 | *** During this adventure, Alfredo gets himself killed by a creeper. The group mourn for a bit before Alfredo starts begging to play again. Thus, resurrection number 3 happens, and the group begins contemplating when they should even keep calling this series [=YDYD=]. |
| 178 | ** Gavin thinks of a miniature model of the solar system, but can't quite think of the proper name for it.[[note]]The word is Orrery.[[/note]] The others spend this time repeatedly and unhelpfully suggesting "Planetarium". |
| 179 | * [=MusketMeerkat's=] [=YOGO=] Part 1 - [=YDYD4=] (Part 3) |
| 180 | ** Lindsay joins in and does better than they did in both of their previous ''YDYD'' appearances combined,[[note]]Lindsay was killed in the first episodes of both the first and third seasons, and was not present in ''[=YDYD2=]''.[[/note]] somehow surviving in spite of running around at night, engaging mobs when they really don't need to, and refusing to eat. They also create a little house for themselves, which ended up being a tiny cave with just the bare essentials for surviving. Michael later comes over to give them some armor, and, being appalled at the size of it, blocks them in the cave for protection. |
| 181 | ** Geoff starts working on a sandwich shop. Rather than building it above ground, however, he decides to make it a large pit with no roof covering, so Jack's old enemies, the drop creepers, show up once again to kill him. |
| 182 | *** And of course, seconds later the others start making plans to revive him. Trevor, inspired by a comment from the site, suggests rebranding the series to [=YOGO=] (You Only Get One), meaning that now everyone has a single respawn. This is agreed upon, and they change the rule one last time before the episode ends. |
| 183 | ** Trevor jokes that the series is kind of a found footage Let's Play since they will all be dead by the time it's uploaded. When Jeremy points out that he and Jack managed to survive the previous season, Trevor "reveals" that they both died off-camera immediately. |
| 184 | ** Gavin and Alfredo stumble upon "The Great Set Of Creeper Legs", a creeper trapped in a small area where they can only see its feet and decide to turn it into a museum. When they show this to Jeremy, he can only sigh and shake his head. |
| 185 | *** When Jeremy meets up with Gavin and Alfredo, they slowly turn their heads toward their new exhibit, causing Jeremy to look at it. Jeremy notes that it couldn't have been more cinematic even if it was scripted. |
| 186 | *** At one point Alfredo comes close to detonating the Creeper, causing Gavin to scream his name so loud that the others don't even recognize his voice for a moment. |
| 187 | --->'''Trevor:''' Who the hell was that?! Whose actual voice was that? [...] That sounded like a man named Robert. |
| 188 | ** Gavin is blown off a ledge by a Creeper, weakening him enough that a single Skeleton arrow kills him. This leads the gang to create a new rule that someone can sacrifice one of their lives to revive another person. Matt, who spends most of his time building an aviary for breeding birds, makes the sacrifice. |
| 189 | *** To try and prevent himself from "wasting" Matt's life, Gavin briefly attempts to lock himself in a small glass cage. |
| 190 | * A Tornado of Mobs! - [=YDYD4=] (Part 4) |
| 191 | ** The episode opens right where the previous one left off, with a tornado spawning on top of the group and their mountainside home. Alfredo and Trevor take turns venturing outside aiming to be storm-chasers as everyone else watches the storm send various mobs into the air. [[spoiler:Trevor, Gavin and Michael all get sucked away by the tornado as their home gets torn apart. Michael gets lucky and lands on a mountainside and is able to dig into the mountain to escape, but the tornado claims Trevor’s life and Gavin’s third, with Jeremy ultimately deciding to sacrifice his extra life to bring Gavin back yet again]]. |
| 192 | ** More elaboration on what happens to Gavin during the tornado: [[spoiler: Not only did the tornado pick him up, it set him down on the ground twice, only to grab him again shortly afterwards each time. Whilst airborne, he gets injured by a Creeper exploding near him, then by a skeleton shooting him, and eventually dies when a spider bites him mid-air.]] |
| 193 | *** Also notable is that this turn of events takes so long that the tornado moves completely away from the base, out of the range of Jack's tornado alarm, and the others begin moving in and investigating the damage while Gavin is still screaming. |
| 194 | ** As the group survey the damage the tornado did, Michael notices Lindsay is carrying two shields. They decide to give Gavin one of them. [[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGun The shield saves Gavin’s life later on]] when he’s attacked by a zombie. After this, Gavin retreats back to his glass cage and stays there for the rest of the video]]. |
| 195 | *** Gavin eventually builds a "fishing puddle" inside his glass cage so he can still be useful while he's hiding. |
| 196 | *** A Pigman comes through the Nether Portal; Jeremy leads it over to the glass cage so Gavin can have a roommate. Gavin names it "Dead Lasso," laughing the entire time. |
| 197 | ** Lindsay's streak of luck is ended when one of their late night excursions leads to them getting killed. When Jack revives them, they respawn next to their bed, talking about what a crazy dream they just had. |
| 198 | * "Simple" Minecraft - [=YDYD4=] (Part 5) |
| 199 | ** The episode begins with Geoff screaming about his house's failing plumbing, Alfredo sobbing in the corner as Michael blocks him in a small part of the cave, and Gavin nearly drowning in his fishing hole when his cat knocks him in when he isn't paying attention. All within the first few minutes. |
| 200 | ** Within seconds of the episode starting, Gavin's cat Smee jumps on his keyboard and pushes his character into the water. Matt notices and says something, and Gavin admits that if Matt hadn't made him aware, he ''absolutely'' would have drowned to death in his ''2 block fishing hole in his six block safety shelter''. |
| 201 | ** Matt continues his weatherman persona, with Trevor serving as cameraman, and providing the intro music. During one of these broadcasts, Matt gives an oddly specific warning. |
| 202 | --->'''Matt:''' If you're outside, or you have a friend that's blocking up the door behind you, I recommend stabbing that person as soon as you see them, even if they've died several times before and you've wasted your own soul to revive them. |
| 203 | ** Gavin visits Lindsay's house and asks why they have a hallway that leads nowhere. They reveal that they were trying to make a mine, but accidentally dug out the other side of the mountain. |
| 204 | *** They also give him a doughnut, which he tries to use to "lead" Matt out of his aviary, not only releasing one of his birds in the process but nearly dying several times. |
| 205 | ** Jeremy is exploring a cave, when he notices Michael and Alfredo nearby, and invites them to join him. Much to the two's frustration, they soon find out that Jeremy had already explored most of the cave by this point. |
| 206 | ** As they are about to leave, a Creeper takes more hits than Jeremy expected, resulting in him getting killed. Jack, now the last one with two lives intact makes the sacrifice, losing yet another life to the Creepers in a [=YDYD=]. |
| 207 | ** With all their extra lives gone, Trevor declares that Ya Dead, Ya Dead has finally begun. While this declaration is happening, [[spoiler:a Creeper sneaks up on Geoff and kills him]]. The group is saddened that they have run out of ways to break the game and revive him. |
| 208 | *** Prior to this, [[spoiler:Geoff]] had invented a new "game": chopping down trees so that they fall on Creepers. By his own admission, this failed to kill the Creeper and almost got ''him'' killed when it detonated, so everyone assumes that [[spoiler:he died playing this game]]. |
| 209 | ** As "tribute" to [[spoiler:Geoff]], Alfredo chucks his diamond sword into a nearby lava pit, moments before it turns to night time, and leaving him stranded with Michael and no weapon. Even better, Michael was standing next to him the whole time, perfectly capable of trying to stop him, but didn't. |
| 210 | * Hatching a Phoenix! - [=YDYD4=] (Part 6) - Minecraft |
| 211 | ** While [[spoiler:Michael's death]] was tragic, it's the lead up to it that makes the list. Alfredo, Trevor and Michael all go into a new section of a cave. At some point they find a clearly dangerous hole filled with Skeletons and Creepers. [[spoiler:As soon as Michael points out the hole of the cave, a Creeper appears out of nowhere and blows Michael up. Trevor, on the other hand, lets out the mother of all yelps as his only warning to Michael]]. |
| 212 | *** [[spoiler:Michael]] then spends the rest of the episode following Alfredo around as a ghost and texting him advice, and warning him of dangers. He also shows disappointment when Alfredo again chooses to pay tribute to him by throwing his sword into lava. |
| 213 | ** As Alfredo begins killing some of Jack's pigs, the weather begins to pick up and the Tornado comes back. Jack, who spent the last parts building up some animals for food stock, watches as all his animals get taken away by the tornado. Alfredo is more hurt, because all the potential food was gone. |
| 214 | ** Due to a disastrous cave expedition, Jeremy and Lindsay end up stranded outside at night with no food, and a tiny stone house for protection. Though Jeremy manages to get food from the area, Lindsay somehow survives the entire ordeal on two hearts and no food. |
| 215 | *** Jeremy eats everything he's carrying just to survive, even cotton. |
| 216 | *** During this expedition, Matt begins collecting eggs in his aviary. He notices that, despite only having one vulture, many of the eggs are vulture eggs, causing him to remark, "Dude, this vulture, it fucks." Jack finds this quote absolutely hilarious and asks the editors to isolate it. Even better, one of the fan-made compilations ''actually does''. |
| 217 | * Grinding Blazes Into Powder! - [=YDYD4=] (Part 7) - Minecraft |
| 218 | ** Roaming in the woods at night, Lindsay is beset by zombies and skeletons. Fortunately, they have a stroke of luck when the monsters antagonize each other, allowing them to slay the zombie and survive the ordeal with half a heart left. |
| 219 | -->'''Lindsay''': Okay, time to fucking get the fuck out of here.\ |
| 220 | [[spoiler: [''Lindsay falls down a hill and dies''] ]]\ |
| 221 | '''Lindsay''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Wow...]] |
| 222 | ** [[spoiler: Alfredo steps into lava and catches fire. He takes over ten seconds to die and uses his last breath to complain about slow his death is.]] |
| 223 | *** [[spoiler: Ghost Michael then chimes in, complaining how after he spent two episodes following Alfredo around, he managed to die hilariously the moment he wasn’t looking.]] |
| 224 | ** [[spoiler: Jack and Matt are both killed by skeletons. The situation is so chaotic that Trevor doesn't even realize that Jack is dead until he checks the message log.]] |
| 225 | *** [[spoiler: Realizing that he is one of the only two survivors left (Jeremy was killed by Blazes early in the video; Gavin is still alive, having been absent for the last two videos), Trevor attempts to drown himself in Gavin's fishing hole, but changes his mind when he decides that Jack would want his death sign to be up-to-date.]] |
| 226 | * The Ritual for New Life - [=YDYD4=] (Part 8) |
| 227 | ** The episode opens with Gavin returning after a two-episode break to find things not quite as he left them. |
| 228 | ** After Trevor explains what happens, the two decide to sacrifice Matt’s Phoenix, and lay the ashes out to rest in a ritual to bring everyone back. Heading to the aviary, they briefly contemplate doing a long ritual before just running in and slaughtering the poor thing. |
| 229 | ** The two then start traveling the world, looking for places to honor their lost companions. |
| 230 | *** While on this quest, they discuss an episode of ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' where they set off a huge fire in the Philippines, and worry about the massive field fire that could have caused. While discussing this, they run through a massive forest, using their flint and steels to burn it down. |
| 231 | *** They also have a bad habit of forgetting people they haven’t buried yet, including one moment where Ghost Jeremy has to remind them about Alfredo despite them just having a conversation about him. |
| 232 | *** They bury Lindsay's ashes at the top of a mountain, before deciding to pay further tribute to them by jumping into the river below. Seconds from jumping, they realize the river is much farther away than they anticipated, so Trevor finds a different section to jump into, while Gavin attempts to bridge out a couple of blocks, almost overshooting as a result. |
| 233 | *** They are chased by mobs, and can't decide whether it should be used for Michael or Geoff, so they just shout both names, throw the ashes at the mobs and run. |
| 234 | ** Their quest finally ends when Trevor is cornered by mobs and killed, losing the Phoenix ashes in the process. Gavin, now the last one left tries to kill himself by letting a fire he started nearby consume him, but it fails since the fire never spreads to his tree. When he sets fire on his tree, his armor ends up leading to his death being slow and painful. |
| 235 | ** Once Gavin finally burns, Trevor starts singing [[Music/{{Kansas}} "Dust in the Wind"]] ([[RunningGag with random words replaced with either "Yeah" or "Something"]]) over the credits. |
| 236 | ** After the credits, everyone respawns back into the world. While everyone but Trevor and Gavin are confused and panicking, a skeleton murders Gavin, causing all of them to die, and respawn back at the base. Turning to Trevor and Gavin for answers, Gavin announces their new series. |
| 237 | --->'''Gavin''': Ya Dead, ''We Dead!''\ |
| 238 | '''Michael:''' I'll kill us all!\ |
| 239 | ''(Cue title card while more panicking is happening and Michael is heard faintly cackling)'' |
| 240 | * We All Share ONE Life - Ya Dead, We Dead (Part 1) |
| 241 | ** The first death occurs when Alfredo is convinced Michael attacked him, despite him not being near him, and jumping off a small hill to his death. This also leads to the reveal that Jack has set up a scoreboard for people’s deaths, so they can really shame whoever died. |
| 242 | ** Another early death comes when Trevor accidentally hits one of Matt's birds and gets promptly slaughtered by them while trying to tell Matt about the fate of his Phoenix. Matt theorizes that the birds are mad because he killed their "alpha." |
| 243 | ** Alfredo also attempts to chop down a tree on Trevor at one point and expresses frustration when it fails. |
| 244 | ** Michael gets attacked by a skeleton while Lindsay accidentally jumps in lava while attempting to help him. Surprisingly enough, neither of these things end up being the cause of death, as while attempting to escape the lava, Lindsay accidentally hits a weakened Michael, something that neither realize until they read the death message. |
| 245 | ** The group decides to change the series' goal to killing the Wither and making a Beacon, so they task Geoff with getting Wither Skulls. This goes about as well as you'd expect. |
| 246 | ** Jack and Jeremy set out to reach a village that Jeremy had found while he was a ghost which happens to be a long way away from their base. Between Michael and Alfredo being at each other's throats, Lindsay being Lindsay, and Geoff taking on the forces of the Nether, this takes a long time. |
| 247 | *** They try to take beds, but this also has problems, as they can't set their spawn point in the day, and they keep getting broken in some way or another. |
| 248 | *** On one occasion, Jack had ''finally'' managed to sleep in a bed, only to die while asleep. When he respawns, he makes the discovery that [[ShootTheShaggyDog players who die while sleeping respawn at the world spawn point, since the bed is counted as being obstructed]]. His scream when he realizes this ''makes'' this moment. |
| 249 | *** Once they finally reach the village, it's daytime so they can't even sleep, forcing Jeremy to have to repeat the last leg of the journey over and over again. |
| 250 | ** With Geoff off Wither hunting, Lindsay takes over his sandwich-making operation and accidentally destroys large parts of his store via numerous Creepers. |
| 251 | ** An annoyed Trevor states that [[TemptingFate if he dies sometime in the next thirty seconds, he was going to shit himself]]. ''Almost immediately'', Geoff is killed by a Wither Skeleton, killing the whole group. Jeremy tells Trevor to get his adult diapers ready. |
| 252 | ** After getting annoyed at everyone else for dying, Jack finally gets killed by a Skeleton, and the others spend some time teasing him for it. |
| 253 | --->'''Alfredo:''' Man, look at Jack on the scoreboard.\ |
| 254 | '''Jack:''' ''Fuck you'', Alfredo. |
| 255 | ** By the end, Geoff's Nether adventures have led to his death count on the scoreboard being the highest at [[spoiler:9]], equal to ''everyone else's combined''. Alfredo, who has the second-highest death count at [[spoiler:3]], ominously declares that he has to "catch up" with him. |
| 256 | * Wither Skeleton Hunting - YDWD (Part 2) |
| 257 | ** The video opens with another tornado, which nearly kills Alfredo, Matt, and Lindsay. Apart from destroying Jack's farm and freeing several of his animals, it also destroys his tornado siren. This causes the group to declare that tornadoes are getting smarter. |
| 258 | --->'''Jack:''' My tornado sirens are gone!\ |
| 259 | '''Matt:''' The tornadoes are learning! They've figured out that if we don't have sirens, then we can't be prepared! Hug your loved ones, [[CallBack keep your vultures close]]!\ |
| 260 | ''(everyone laughs)''\ |
| 261 | '''Jeremy:''' Seriously though, the tornadoes are smart. We're in horrific danger. |
| 262 | *** This also leads to the return of Weatherman Matt. When questioned on his absence, Matt claims that it is due to the absence of his cameraman, Trevor, which the others doubt. |
| 263 | ** Jeremy discovers the difficulties of adventuring with a Magoo, as while fighting Blazes with Alfredo, a fireball travels right past him to hit and eventually kill Jeremy. |
| 264 | *** As Alfredo is running from a Wither Skeleton, he runs into the Wither Skeleton trap Jeremy made... only to accidentally close the door on himself, sealing his fate. |
| 265 | ** Another player dying causes Jeremy to die while he's ''right above a pool of lava''. If Jack hadn't installed the gravestone mod, all of Jeremy's stuff would have burned. |
| 266 | *** Not to mention the hijinks involved in Jeremy trying to get his stuff back without burning it or dying. |
| 267 | ** A discussion about Alfredo's tornado related hijinks devolves into a rather long reference to the film ''Film/{{Twister}}'', to Jeremy's frustration. |
| 268 | ** A Creeper and a Skeleton spawn in Matt's aviary when he tries expanding it, and the Skeleton kills him. Matt and Jeremy can't go inside to kill the mobs since Matt accidentally hit one of his cassowaries with a cassowary egg, pissing all of the cassowaries off and causing them to become aggressive. |
| 269 | ** At the end of the video, Alfredo makes another comment about Jack's sole death on the scoreboard, and "reveals" that Jack had another one that they edited out. Jack changes Alfredo's death count to 999,999 as revenge. |
| 270 | * We Have an Egg Problem - YDWD (Part 3) |
| 271 | ** The video's title comes from Michael complaining about the amount of eggs he picks up when he walks through Matt's aviary. When Jeremy points out [[{{Foreshadowing}} a Creeper that is standing on top of it]], Michael throws an egg at it and scores a direct hit. |
| 272 | ** This exchange after Michael is poisoned by a Witch: |
| 273 | --->'''Michael:''' You bitch witch!\ |
| 274 | '''Jack:''' That's my favorite type of sandwich! |
| 275 | *** The gang asks Michael if the witch is a good witch or a bad witch. Due to an earlier tornado, this leads Geoff to comment about all the [[Film/{{TheWizardOfOz}} witches in tornadoes]].[[note]]Geoff even name-drops Glynda the Good Witch earlier in the conversation.[[/note]] |
| 276 | ** Geoff mentions that he's been watching ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' since someone at Rooster Teeth (probably Trevor) got him into watching it. This leads into a conversation about tidbits about its host Jeff Probst, including that he occasionally wakes up with amnesia, and [[{{Squick}} had to self-catheter for years because he refused to go to the bathroom while]] ''[[{{Squick}} Survivor]]'' [[{{Squick}} was being filmed]]. |
| 277 | *** Michael mentions watching multiple compilations of Probst roasting various ''Survivor'' contestants, despite not being a fan of the show. |
| 278 | *** At the end of the conversation, Jeremy butts in to tell them that during it, he actually successfully attained a Wither Skull. He then immediately tells the others that he enjoyed the conversation perfectly well, but they tell him that they already know he hated it. |
| 279 | ** At one point, Michael tells everyone that he's about to jump from a tree into a river. Alfredo threatens to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leave the game]] if Michael dies, but that's none of Michael's concern. |
| 280 | ** While wandering through the Nether, Jeremy notices a Zombie Pigman wearing a backpack. |
| 281 | --->'''Jeremy:''' What's that Zombie Pigman doing with a backpack?\ |
| 282 | '''Trevor:''' [[WebVideo/MonsterFactory It's where he keeps his applesauce.]] |
| 283 | ** Trevor accidentally spawns a baby Chicken in Jack's pen and tries to run away. Jack tells him that it's his responsibility before informing everyone that Trevor made a Chicken. Michael asks if the Chicken is [[BestialityIsDepraved half Trevor, half Chicken]]. |
| 284 | ** Jeremy is killed by multiple Blazes in the Nether. He asks for Jack's help to retrieve his stuff, but as soon as they do, Michael is killed by a Skeleton, causing both Jack and Jeremy to have to retrieve their stuff from the Nether again. Jack does so, and Jeremy channels his inner UsefulNotes/BernieSanders. |
| 285 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[MemeticMutation I am once again asking for your help.]] |
| 286 | ** At the end of the video, Jack prepares to place the final gold block on their Tower of Pimps. Jeremy states that [[TemptingFate Gavin usually doesn't like it when they make the Tower without him]], since he originally made it. As soon as Jack places the fourth block, the Creeper from earlier sneaks up behind him and explodes, [[ShootTheShaggyDog destroying one of the gold blocks and undoing all of Jack's progress]]. |
| 287 | --->'''Creeper (according to Michael):''' [[Literature/AStormOfSwords Gavin sends his regards]]. |
| 288 | * Let’s Make a Railway! - YDWD (Part 4) |
| 289 | ** Since Matt isn't in the video, Geoff takes the time to ask [[BestialityIsDepraved what Matt does to the birds in his aviary]]. |
| 290 | ** Geoff destroys all of the trees in front of the house, declaring that he hates them. Jeremy chimes in with this gem: |
| 291 | --->'''Jeremy:''' We all need something to hate, and [[ButtMonkey Matt]]'s not here. |
| 292 | ** As the group are getting tired of Matt's aviary, they discuss what needs to be done about it. Geoff recounts how they settle disputes on ''F**kFace'' and everyone patiently listens. Including Michael, knee deep in bird corpses and swinging a diamond sword. |
| 293 | ** The utter comedy of errors that comes from Michael's caving expedition. |
| 294 | *** After he enters the cave, he only makes it a few blocks before falling into lava and causing them all to die. This results in his grave spawning surrounded by lava. Trying to clear it out, Michael asks Geoff to bring down a bucket so he can use water to try and turn some of the lava into obsidian. Geoff complies, and brings an empty bucket, forcing them to search around for a source block for several minutes. |
| 295 | --->'''Michael:''' [[DoubleEntendre Do you know Jack's hole?]]\ |
| 296 | '''Geoff:''' Oh, yeah, I know all about it. |
| 297 | *** After they instead block off the lava with cobblestone, Geoff breaks the block Michael is standing on, sending him hurtling into the lava below, and causing them all to die again. Geoff somehow never realizes that he did it and tries to blame Michael, but the editors replay the footage of Michael's death twice which clearly shows Geoff mining the block. |
| 298 | *** Michael brings Jack down to help, but Geoff has already made it back down and seemingly blocked off the remaining lava. Jack responds by pointing out that there is still lava underneath the graves. Geoff's only defense is that it "would've been funnier" and blames Jack for burying the comedy, complaining that he spent seven minutes building up to it. Jack responds by trying to break the block Geoff is standing on. |
| 299 | *** Jack then somehow manages to fall through one of Michael's graves and nearly burns. After managing to escape, he [[TooDumbToLive repeats his same mistake]] and [[RuleOfThree causes them all to die yet again]]. |
| 300 | --->'''Geoff:''' You’re right Michael, I’m glad we brought Jack down to help! Things got much better when Jack came down here.\ |
| 301 | '''Michael:''' Can I just ask, which of Film/TheThreeStooges am I? |
| 302 | *** When they get back down again, Jack tells Michael his grave should be safe. When he goes for the one above lava, Jack quickly stops him and tells him he was referring to the one from the most recent death. When they are finally able to collect their stuff, Michael realizes that they are still only a few blocks in to the cave, and it's the end of the video. |
| 303 | * Accidentally Iron Rich! - YDWD (Part 5) - Minecraft |
| 304 | ** At the beginning of the video, Jeremy reveals that he almost died immediately after joining the game because he spawned in the middle of one of the pillars in the entranceway to Lindsay's bakery. |
| 305 | ** The entire conversation about an Achievement Hunter [[Franchise/PowerRangers Zord]], with Matt as the one in the middle who does nothing, and Alfredo as the arm that keeps applying Icy Hot to itself. |
| 306 | ** Michael notices that Lindsay now has more deaths than Alfredo because Lindsay died several times while playing the game between recordings. An angry Alfredo threatens to drown himself to catch back up. |
| 307 | ** After five episodes of ''Ya Dead, We Dead'', Jeremy runs into "The Great Set Of Creeper Legs" and [[LateToTheRealization realizes it's the same server where]] ''[[LateToTheRealization Ya Dead, Ya Dead 4]]'' [[LateToTheRealization took place]]. |
| 308 | ** This conversation: |
| 309 | --->'''Michael:''' Is there a way to zoom in on the minimap? Like, permanently?\ |
| 310 | '''Trevor:''' Get binoculars.\ |
| 311 | '''Michael:''' Why are you the way that you are? |
| 312 | ** When Matt obtains the materials needed to make a third phoenix, Jeremy shouts [[Franchise/AceAttorney "Objec]][[MemeticMutation tion!"]] |
| 313 | ** When Alfredo describes a time he went on a date with two separate girls without either of them knowing, Michael asks him why he would go through that. Jeremy pipes in with this: |
| 314 | --->'''Jeremy:''' ''(impersonating Alfredo)'' One was hot and the other was hot. |
| 315 | ** After [[spoiler:Lindsay gets killed in front of their kitchen]], Alfredo, who spent hours walking on his journey, [[spoiler:is sent right back to the rest of the crew]]. He lets out an [[BigNo anguished scream]] which lasts for ''eight seconds straight'' that rivals that of WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog. Michael not only couldn't help but compliment his set of pipes, but ironically reveal to have died mere steps from his own bed. |
| 316 | *** Alfredo then ''[[RageQuit leaves the game]]'' after this. |
| 317 | *** After rejoining, Alfredo checks how far away his grave is. It's [[spoiler:''over 6000 blocks away'']]. |
| 318 | ** Alfredo, now back in the base, tries talking with one of Matt's penguins. |
| 319 | --->'''Alfredo:''' Yo, how's it goin', little ''[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]''?\ |
| 320 | '''Michael:''' Woah, what the ''[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]'' did you just say? |
| 321 | *** Jeremy warns Alfredo against trusting the penguin, because half of him is still white. This prompts a BigWhat from Alfredo. |
| 322 | *** Trevor punches the penguin before running away. |
| 323 | --->'''Alfredo:''' No! Don't you touch Pablo!\ |
| 324 | '''Jeremy:''' That's actually a really good name for a penguin. |
| 325 | ** A tornado picks up Alfredo, Matt, and Jeremy (after he takes his armor off since it's what's keeping him on the ground). A floating block kills Alfredo in midair, leaving his, Matt's, and Jeremy's graves floating above the ground. |
| 326 | * Building the Armory - YDWD (Part 6) - Minecraft |
| 327 | ** Alfredo learns that he can simply teleport back to his faraway grave and does just that, much to the ire of the group. |
| 328 | ** Jeremy and Matt go to figure out how to get their stuff from their graves, which are supposedly floating to where they died from the previous episode. Even after making towers of blocks to reach tall heights, with their coordinates telling them they were right there, the graves are nowhere in sight, presumably lost to time. Jeremy decides to jump on top of the nearest boat and land in it, only to die on impact. The unfortunate part was that he [[FailedASpotCheck forgot the mode they were playing]], killing everyone and sending them back, including poor Alfredo, who only ''just'' got his stuff again. |
| 329 | ** Another tornado hits; as Matt notices it, he goes into his Weather Report mode. As he does, Jeremy and Geoff are taken by the storm, only narrowly escaping with their lives; Jeremy decided to risk his life trying to get a log of wood during the storm, while Geoff just walked out into it. Matt doesn't move an inch because he thinks he is too close for the storm not to take him and that running would be futile. Ironically, the tornado doesn't even touch Matt and leaves him be. |
| 330 | ** Geoff discovers a nest of silverfish beneath the mountain and invites Matt to come explore with him, believing that it could lead to a stronghold. It doesn't turn up anything, though the two become increasingly chummy over the course of the adventure, declaring that their friendship has grown stronger, and ending with Geoff giving approval to Matt's aviary for the first time. Jeremy and Alfredo decide that they liked it better when they weren't friends. |
| 331 | * Fighting the Wither! - YDWD (Part 7) - Minecraft |
| 332 | ** Matt has attached saddles to his three Phoenixes, allowing him, Trevor, and Michael to ride them. Trevor and Michael nearly suffocate themselves in the ceiling trying to leave the aviary. |
| 333 | *** For whatever reason, Matt's Phoenix is pitch black. |
| 334 | ** Michael and Alfredo turn the fight with the Wither into a long, drawn-out reference to ''Film/AvengersEndgame''. |
| 335 | *** Michael suggests freeing the birds in Matt's aviary to help fight the Wither, likening them to the resurrected heroes joining the fight during the "Portals" scene. Matt agrees to it, and breaks the glass keeping the birds in. Unfortunately, when the time comes, none of the birds leave the aviary. |
| 336 | *** Michael shouts "Avengers, assemble!" when the Wither is first summoned. Later in the video, he tells the editors to add him shouting that phrase to the beginning of the battle, meaning that the editors ''listened to him''. |
| 337 | *** After the Wither is defeated, Michael says that getting the obsidian to make the Beacon is like Captain America returning the Infinity Stones to their rightful timelines after the battle with Thanos. |
| 338 | --->'''Michael:''' Imagine Cap going, 'I'll come back as an old man, it'll be funny,' and when he gets back, no one's there. |
| 339 | *** Trevor also "requests" that Michael throws his shield at him to see what it feels like. It does nothing, of course, until Trevor /kills himself, giving himself his second death of the series. |
| 340 | *** The references even extend to ''Series/TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier'', with Michael declaring Alfredo to be Falcon and himself as "the new Captain America, the one with no chin." Michael even tries to throw his shield at a couple points. Ironically, since Michael is flying his Phoenix, ''he's'' the one able to fly. |
| 341 | ** The gang stock up on armor, weapons, and potions to prepare for the fight with the Wither, which they expect to be a grueling fight with many deaths. [[spoiler:[[AntiClimax The entire fight is only about two minutes long, and no one dies except for the Phoenixes.]]]][[note]]The Wither is notoriously weaker on ''Java Edition'' than on other editions of ''Minecraft'', but there's no way the Achievement Hunters would have known this.[[/note]] |
| 342 | ** Jeremy fires an arrow at Matt, who is riding an ostrich. The arrow hits Matt's shield and bounces off, to Jeremy's amazement. When Matt stands still to try and replicate it, Jeremy accidentally kills the ostrich instead. |
| 343 | --->'''Matt:''' Bounce off of it, my ass! |
| 344 | ** ''Ya Dead, We Dead'' ends the same way its prequel series ''Ya Dead, Ya Dead 4'' began: [[BookEnds with everyone repeatedly murdering each other]]. |
| 345 | |
| 346 | * Welcome to Achievement Island! - Part 1 |
| 347 | ** The episode begins with the group spawned on a 1000x1000-block island, one of five on a shared server with three other groups in Rooster Teeth (Creator/{{Funhaus}}, Squad Team Force,[[note]]Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Jon Risinger, Chris Demarais, and Blaine Gibson[[/note]] and RT Animation), and the fifth island dedicated to competitions between the groups. While Jack is explaining this information, he has to yell at Alfredo to shut the fuck up. |
| 348 | *** Almost immediately after the video begins, newcomer Ky Cooke is almost killed by a Creeper exploding near her. |
| 349 | ** On the first night, the group's progress is undone when another Creeper blows up their chest, smoker, and crafting table, leaving none of them remaining. |
| 350 | ** Early on, the group discovers that one of the downloaded mods allows them to grow ''hemp seeds''. |
| 351 | ** Alfredo fails to recognize Ky's skin, so she calls Matt over. Matt also can't recognize it, forcing Ky to reveal that she's "only the greatest villain from the ''VideoGame/SlyCooper'' series."[[note]]Her skin is Constable Neyla from ''VideoGame/Sly2BandOfThieves''.[[/note]] This allows Matt to recognize it, claiming he couldn't at first because of the skin's proportions in ''Minecraft'', and Michael decries him as a "fake fan." |
| 352 | ** A hungry Alfredo goes exploring for food. |
| 353 | --->'''Alfredo:''' Are there any succulent piggies on this map?\ |
| 354 | '''Jack:''' My name is Jack. |
| 355 | *** At one point, he comes across an empty Pillager Outpost and asks if he's able to live there. He's forced to flee when the Pillagers arrive during night, but not without clearing the chest of its loot (including eating the six carrots, which would have been enough to start a pig farm). |
| 356 | *** After making a bed to sleep in, he comes across a Desert Temple, clears it of its loot, and leaves. |
| 357 | *** He climbs to the top of a mountain and announces to the others that nothing is there. The others don't think it's much of a surprise. |
| 358 | *** As soon as he returns, Matt asks him for some sand, since Alfredo had been on a beach earlier. Alfredo responds that he put all of his sand in the Desert Temple. |
| 359 | ** After Ky announces that she had found iron in the mines, Matt quietly brings up that he had already found iron previously in the same mine, only to be immediately shouted down by the rest of the group for trying to override Ky's achievement. |
| 360 | *** Ky spends most of this time quietly protesting that she wasn't actually that bothered by it, and that it was fine, only to be told that the others don’t actually care about her opinion on the matter. |
| 361 | ** Michael repeatedly threatening to burn down Jeremy's house. |
| 362 | --->'''Michael:''' There's a monster outside! ''(lights a Flint & Steel, burning one of Jeremy's wood blocks)'' The monster was me! |
| 363 | *** Matt then wanders over and, being annoyed that Jeremy didn't wait for the logo to be built before starting, tells Michael to burn it down again. |
| 364 | ** Ky declares her intention to build a farm, since she's tired of being hungry. Jack immediately tells her he's proud of her. |
| 365 | ** Since Alfredo took Jeremy's bed before he went exploring, Jeremy was forced to take Ky's bed for his own house. This becomes a problem later when Ky is 1) killed by a Creeper (which also destroys part of Jeremy's house) and 2) is unable to sleep with the rest of the group because there's now one less bed. |
| 366 | *** Immediately after they wake up, Jack exits the house and is killed by a burning Skeleton. |
| 367 | ** As Matt is building the roof for the group's collective home, Alfredo kills him in one shot with a crossbow. |
| 368 | |
| 369 | * Are Smaller Houses Better? - Minecraft (Achievement Island) |
| 370 | ** At the beginning of the video, Jack takes the others to the main hub connecting the five islands together. Trevor is accidentally pushed onto Funhaus' island, and he decides to steal a block of wood from a tree to "leave his mark." |
| 371 | ** Trevor comments how nice Ky's house is and the fact that it's made of stone must mean it's fireproof, to which Ky took to mean that Michael couldn't set it on fire. |
| 372 | --->'''Ky:''' I swear to God, Michael's not here for a reason.\ |
| 373 | '''Lindsay:''' But his wife is. |
| 374 | ** Ky mentions building a Tower of Pimps on her personal world on her personal stream. Jack says she didn't count when placing the gold blocks, but Ky points out that Gavin didn't count the gold blocks when he built the original Tower of Pimps. Jeremy realizes that he's been replaced as the Achievement Hunter encyclopedia. |
| 375 | ** Lindsay mentions that their daughter Iris has started watching various ''Minecraft'' [=YouTubers=] (but not Achievement Hunter). Trevor tells the editors to increase the brightness and saturation. Once they do, he begins talking in a high-pitched voice while saying various cliché [=YouTuber=] lines, such as smashing the like button and clicking the bell. Both Ky and Jeremy comment on how accurate the impersonation is. |
| 376 | --->'''Ky:''' I wish there was facecam so that everyone could see how disgusted I am. |
| 377 | ** In a near repeat of last episode’s skeleton incident, Jack is immediately blown up by a creeper after leaving the house, destroying a large portion of the house alongside it. |
| 378 | ** Trevor and Lindsay join in, and start building their houses: |
| 379 | *** Trevor decides to go for a tiny home aesthetic and build upwards from a small foundation. Unfortunately, a miscalculation in the initial construction means that many floors are used up entirely by the ladder Trevor uses to climb it. |
| 380 | *** Lindsay, on the other hand, creates a tiny shack made mostly of the entrance to their mine, which while hilarious on its own, is made even more so by the fact that they placed it directly next to Ky's beautiful looking mansion. |
| 381 | ---->'''Jack:''' Ky, is this your mine next to your house, this little wooden shack thing?\ |
| 382 | '''Ky:''' No, that's Lindsay's house.\ |
| 383 | '''Jack:''' ''[long pause]'' Oh. |
| 384 | ** While everybody has been building their houses, Jack has spent most of his time mining and playing with mods, leading the others to comment on the irony that the "I'm gonna go build a house" guy is the only one who hasn't built a house. |
| 385 | |
| 386 | * Making a "Trash" Can - Minecraft (Achievement Island) |
| 387 | ** Michael returns and sees Ky's mansion for the first time. He immediately makes a beeline for it, flint and steel in hand. |
| 388 | --->'''Ky:''' Michael! Michael, I swear to God, stop it! I swear to God! We're not recording!\ |
| 389 | '''Michael:''' ''I'' am. |
| 390 | ** At the spawn hub, RT Animation [[FunnyBackgroundEvent erected a sign at their gate]] that says "Cool Kids Only No Chads!" |
| 391 | ** Geoff is in the game, and after Jack calls him a "special guest," Geoff gets angry and wanders off, deciding to "go all [[Film/ANewHope Ben Kenobi]]" and build his house on top of the mountain, naming it "Geoff's House Mountain." Geoff jokes about the coincidence of the mountain already being named this before he decided to build his house there. |
| 392 | *** Being on top of a mountain has its downsides, as Geoff points out later. |
| 393 | --->'''Geoff:''' The worst part about living on Geoff's House Mountain is that, if you start climbing at dawn, you don't get to my house until, like, 8 P.M. |
| 394 | ** After a conversation about Trevor wanting Alfredo's house next to his, the gang wonder about how Trevor and Alfredo feel about being called twins. Jeremy says that Trevor loves it, since for Trevor, being compared to Alfredo is a compliment, while for Alfredo, being compared to Trevor is an insult. |
| 395 | ** Geoff is lost in a cave. He notices that Jeremy's beneath him and announces that he's seen "Jeremy's little name" and is trying to follow it. Michael points out that Geoff used the word "little," which Jeremy takes offense to, only for Geoff to tell Jeremy that ''he's'' the one that made it about his height. Geoff then immediately follows it up with this: |
| 396 | --->'''Geoff:''' I still need your help, though, little guy. |
| 397 | |
| 398 | * Making Our OWN Golden Creeper - Minecraft (Achievement Island) |
| 399 | ** Before the video even begins, Alfredo spawns underground and suffocates to death. |
| 400 | ** Ky's footage is missing, so the editors play stock footage of a waterfall over her perspective... while she's screaming about being near death in a mine. |
| 401 | ** Since he objects to Alfredo's house being a tower like his (and since the entire group objects to building two towers side by side due to their resemblance to the World Trade Center), Trevor builds Alfredo the ''opposite'' of a tower - the same dimensions as his tower, but descending down into the ground, with a single layer of planks at ground level as its "roof". |
| 402 | ** Alfredo jokes that he could raise a single child in his new tiny house; Trevor insists that, by the time it's finished, he will have a "cohort" of children. He admits that he wasn't sure what a cohort was when he said it, and is amused when he learns that it is the name of an ancient Roman military unit. |
| 403 | ** This gem while Trevor is building Alfredo's house: |
| 404 | --->'''Trevor:''' I'm impressionable. I might say what you say. ''[misplaces a block]'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]]! |
| 405 | ** Trevor steals a wood block from Michael's unfinished house. Immediately after, an ad for Rooster Teeth's new show ''Camp Betrayal'' appears in the corner. |
| 406 | ** Jack has spent the better part of the last two episodes looking for copper in the Nether. Alfredo finds copper ore almost immediately after exploring the Desert Temple with Ky. |
| 407 | *** Ky explains what her skin is to Alfredo, mentioning that she has explained her skin in every episode except the previous one[[note]]Ky explained her skin to Lindsay in episode 2.[[/note]] and that she had gotten a "one-episode break." |
| 408 | *** Ky and Alfredo discover a wall of water, thinking they must have hit one of the other islands. Alfredo discovers a chest and swims toward it, only for it to be a single block of lava. |
| 409 | ** Trevor begins messing around with a boat. He places it next to Jeremy's dog, trapping it in the boat, before sailing with it on land through the city. |
| 410 | --->'''Jeremy:''' You kidnapped my dog! |
| 411 | *** Trevor crafting the boat gives us this: |
| 412 | --->'''Trevor:''' ''[after nearly making a bowl]'' A bowl? That's a boat for ants! |
| 413 | ** Trevor gives the saddle he found in the Desert Temple to Jeremy. After taming the horse he had been waiting two episodes to tame, he discovers that he needs a saddle to control it, forcing him to ask Jeremy for the saddle that he had just given away. |
| 414 | *** After Trevor has ''finally'' tamed the horse after he'd originally claimed it two episodes ago, he discovers another horse and immediately decides that he likes it better, taking off the saddle and golden horse armor of the horse he'd just tamed. |
| 415 | ** Jack creates an infinite water source in front of the Golden Creeper Statue and tells Alfredo to throw a diamond in. He does, creating a portal to the Twilight Forest. Trevor goes through and, for some reason, ends up at the world spawn. |
| 416 | --->'''Trevor:''' This forest looks normal to me. |
| 417 | *** Ky's immediate reaction to seeing the portal. |
| 418 | --->'''Ky:''' I'VE SEEN THIS IN VIDEOS! |
| 419 | |
| 420 | * Taking Control of Each Other - Minecraft (Achievement Island) |
| 421 | ** Michael and Alfredo climb Geoff's House Mountain to gather wood. Night falls and the others sleep, with Ky desperately begging Michael and Alfredo to sleep as well. Alfredo ends up dying on the way down, forcing him to gather his stuff again once he wakes up. |
| 422 | *** On top of the mountain, Alfredo places a bed down. Michael destroys the bed and takes it, waking Alfredo up. |
| 423 | ** Alfredo wanders into the Twilight Forest and discovers a castle, proclaiming himself a knight. Unable to get in due to an enchantment that replaces every block he destroys, he decides to leave and asks where the portal back home is. Jeremy asks if he's lost, and Alfredo counters with this: |
| 424 | --->'''Alfredo:''' Knights don't get lost, sometimes they just don't know where they are. |
| 425 | *** After Jack helps him set a waypoint, Alfredo returns to the castle. After killing a flying book, he learns how to get rid of the enchantment surrounding the castle. Alfredo declares that he's on a hero's journey. |
| 426 | *** Alfredo also obtains a poisonous potato, and tells Jack to give it to his worst enemy. Jack immediately calls for Jeremy. |
| 427 | ** Matt finds a book called ''Materials and You''. Reading it, he discovers how to make a book for the Tinkerer mods Jack has installed. Jack thinks Matt is interested, but Matt simply says this: |
| 428 | --->'''Matt:''' You misunderstood me, I was just reading. |
| 429 | *** Since the author of the book is named Selena, Matt jokes that Music/SelenaGomez wrote it. |
| 430 | ** Lindsay begins connecting their house to Michael's with a wood tunnel, which Michael objects to. Michael ''leaves the room he's recording in'' to tell Lindsay in person to stop building the tunnel, then takes control of Lindsay's character and walks into a cactus. |
| 431 | *** When Michael leaves their room, Lindsay takes advantage of the fact that Michael now isn’t in control of either character, and builds the tunnel, much to Michael’s frustration. |
| 432 | ** Ky and the group discuss working for Achievement Hunter. |
| 433 | --->'''Matt:''' A year from now, you'll be thinking, "This is my life," but in a different way.\ |
| 434 | '''Ky:''' Oh, I already think that.\ |
| 435 | '''Jeremy:''' Cool, glad we speedran you through that phase. |
| 436 | ** Jeremy begins firing arrows at Ky for throwing snowballs at him. An arrow flies past Matt, [[TemptingFate who tells Jeremy not to shoot him]]. Jeremy ignores him and fires an arrow, hitting Matt dead center. |
| 437 | *** Jeremy tries to hit Lindsay with one, but Lindsay messes up on exiting their house and sees the arrow hit the ground right in front of them. Their door is kept open by the arrow, which hit the pressure plate that controls it. |
| 438 | ** The group discuss a "Maid Matt" service. |
| 439 | ** When listing off attractive bald people to help Jeremy feel better, Ky mentions WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} as an example. The group questions why an ''aardvark'' is the first person Ky thought of. |
| 440 | *** After Lindsay lists off Mr. Clean and [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Aang]], Jeremy points out how everyone that's been mentioned so far is a cartoon. |
| 441 | ** Jeremy plants some of the rainbow trees from the Twilight Forest. Matt sees Jeremy destroying the leaves to get saplings to get more trees, then protests against Jeremy's destruction of them because the trees were pretty. Jeremy explains that he's destroying the leaves to get saplings, and Matt simply replies, "You better." |
| 442 | ** Ky laments having to go outside to meet a romantic partner. |
| 443 | --->'''Ky:''' The love of my life isn't inside my house, so I have to go outside.\ |
| 444 | '''Jack:''' Do you have a basement? |
| 445 | ** Ky begins building snow golems in people's houses. In a post-credits scene, Alfredo discovers and kills the one in his house. |
| 446 | |
| 447 | * Noob vs Naga - Minecraft (Achievement Island) |
| 448 | ** Matt discovers his Snow Golem and decides to push it into the Nether. He and Jeremy initially think it's fine before two snowballs come back out of the Nether Portal. |
| 449 | ** Trevor tries to follow Geoff down his mining hole, only to die on impact right behind Geoff. |
| 450 | ** Exploring the Twilight Forest, Alfredo accidentally sets off a TNT booby trap and lets out [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl a scream so shrill]] that Jack mistakes it for a stock sound effect. |
| 451 | ** Trevor silently giving Geoff two crossbows leads Lindsay to compare him to a rat, which was fitting due to his Chuck E. Cheese skin. Since the group doesn't know if Chuck is a rat or a mouse, Jeremy looks it up, finding out that Chuck was originally a rat before becoming a mouse in 1993. Trevor simply types "Bullshit" in the chat before [[RageQuit leaving the game]]. |
| 452 | ** Lindsay mentions that they finally convinced Michael to get two cats named [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Leon and Ada]]. As Lindsay is explaining this, Leon crawls up their leg. |
| 453 | ** Since Jon Risinger is online, Jeremy decides to go to Squad Team Force's island. He finds Jon planting a berry bush before breaking the bush and running away. Jon follows him all the way back to Achievement Hunter's island, complete with horror movie music. After Jon punches Jeremy, Jon plants the rest of the berry bushes in front of Jeremy's house. Jeremy ''doesn't say a word'' throughout all of this. |
| 454 | ** Alfredo finds the Naga, eventually defeating it in a long, lag-filled battle. After killing it, Alfredo wears its head as a trophy and begins speaking in [[Franchise/HarryPotter Parseltongue]]. |
| 455 | *** When he meets back up with the rest of the group, he continues speaking in Parseltongue for quite a while, only stopping to mock Jeremy's creeper statue, to Jeremy's annoyance. |
| 456 | ** Jeremy tames a direwolf in the Twilight Forest. Since it's too big to fit into the portal back home, he ties it to a fence post. When Lindsay and Matt go see it, the direwolf bites both of them. |
| 457 | |
| 458 | * Building a Modern Railway Station! - Minecraft (Achievement Island) |
| 459 | ** Ky shows off the railway station she's been building. As she does this, another montage plays of Ky building the station. |
| 460 | *** Trevor jumps into the pool, claiming that every good subway needs a subway rat. |
| 461 | --->'''Trevor:''' Someone get me a slice of pizza to drag up the stairs. |
| 462 | ** Trevor goes through the portal to the Twilight Forest to accompany Alfredo, who is still on his journey. Trevor is "greeted" by Jeremy's direwolf, becoming the third person to be bit by it. |
| 463 | *** Trevor finds a book in his inventory and begins reading it out loud. It isn't until Alfredo also finds the book and begins reading it that Matt figures out Trevor wasn't making it all up on the spot. |
| 464 | *** Trevor is later forced to leave after he and Alfredo encounter an area where it is snowing so hard that there's a ''[[OverlyLongGag five minute long]]'' photosensitivity warning. This is complicated when he's killed by a kobold while trying to leave, forcing him to go back to get his stuff. |
| 465 | ** A raid captain spawns in the village, and it's killed by Trevor and Lindsay, who both get the Bad Omen status effect. Ky asks [[FairyGodmother "Fairy Jack-mother"]] to spawn some cows so they can drink milk so they don't get raided, and Jack (who's already had to spawn squids for Ky and Lindsay) offers a "monkey's paw". Jack spawns the cows ''in Ky's house'', telling her to figure out what to do with them. |
| 466 | ** When Ky tries to get everyone to sleep, Matt realizes that he doesn't even have a bed, having been using Trevor's. Ironically, he says this just as Trevor is about to go into Matt's house to steal his bed. |
| 467 | ** As the episode ends, Alfredo has finally managed to penetrate the castle in the Twilight Forest and begins exploring. |
| 468 | |
| 469 | * Blind Minecraft Archery Contest - Warlords X |
| 470 | ** When the episode begins, the group gets annoyed at Matt for how massive his house ended up getting, along with how much of it was done off-camera. This also leads to multiple accusations of cheating, Ky requesting he share the Pinterest boards for her to see, and Trevor attempting to "sully" his new house by jumping off of his tower and killing himself on Matt's roof. Ironically, Trevor survives the first attempt, and when he tries again by jumping off the roof, he ends up dying on his own front porch. |
| 471 | ** Michael spends a good chunk of the video blasting Lindsay because they decided to reconstruct Michael's house without his permission and he hates everything they changed. |
| 472 | ** In the final round, Michael's death leaves Trevor, Matt, and Ky as the three remaining competitors. Trevor manages to kill Matt, but Matt's final arrow kills Trevor. Even better, because Matt was dead, the game didn't know who fired the arrow and didn't credit the kill to anyone, which is how the group figures this out. |
| 473 | ** After Ky places her very first Tower of Pimps down, she revealed she didn't kill anyone in ''the entire competition'', leaving Michael laughing, seeing as, while she put in an honest effort, ''she scored zero points and '''still''' won through '''sheer luck'''''. |
| 474 | |
| 475 | * How Many Mobs Can We Trap in 45 Minutes?! - No Petting Zoo 2 |
| 476 | ** The gang are replaying "No Petting Zoo". When Jack tells the gang this, Trevor notes how he was glad he wasn't playing it when he watched the original video. |
| 477 | ** Ky begins the video standing on top of her Tower, stating that she wants to savor in her victory as long as she can. Michael repeatedly punches her off, putting her down on the ground with everyone else. |
| 478 | ** Once the gang starts playing, a Creeper blows up Lindsay's bed, sending them back to the hub world every time they're killed. Jack gives them a bed to sleep in, but it's also blown up. |
| 479 | ** Ky and Lindsay trap the mobs without separating them, and as a result, the mobs repeatedly aggro and kill each other. Because of this, they respectively end up with 9 and ''0'' points at the end. |
| 480 | ** Since the gang hasn't been sleeping, Phantoms start spawning. For whatever reason, the Phantoms seem to ''love'' Matt, and he ends up with ''five of them'' at the end of the game. |
| 481 | *** At one point, Matt tries to trap a Phantom that's on Ky's fishing rod, causing her to scream that Matt's breaking the rules.[[note]]Players couldn't catch a mob that was on someone else's fishing rod.[[/note]] Matt's defense is that ''he'' originally hooked the Phantom. |
| 482 | -->'''Matt:''' I didn't know I was supposed to hold on to it for thirty years! |
| 483 | ** Matt's five Phantoms give him enough points to win the competition before Jack can even ''count'' the litany of other mobs Matt caught.[[note]]Phantoms were worth 10 points, giving Matt 50 points. The leader at that point, Trevor, only had 47 points.[[/note]] Matt ends up with ''[[CurbStompBattle 68 points]]'', winning the Tower of Pimps for the first time since Wipeout X in 2018. |
| 484 | |
| 485 | * Twilight Lich Boss Fight - Minecraft |
| 486 | ** The group discovers that they've been raided by one of the other groups, who planted a large tree over Alfredo's house. Alfredo declares that he's going to get revenge. |
| 487 | ** Since Alfredo spent so much time exploring the Twilight Forest, the group has him navigate them around. Alfredo leads them to the castle, where they all encounter the enchantment preventing them from getting in. He then leads them to the Naga boss fight, [[CurbStompBattle and the group effortlessly kills it]]. Jack gets the Naga's head, and he begins joining Alfredo in speaking [[Franchise/HarryPotter Parseltongue]]. |
| 488 | ** When Jack discovers a rabbit and begins cooing over it, Matt kills it with no hesitation. |
| 489 | ** Ky begins reading the book to the rest of the group, complete with stock footage of someone writing with a quill and ink. |
| 490 | ** Once the group is inside the castle, Jack suggests that the group split up. Matt compares him to [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Fred]]. |
| 491 | ** The group storm the castle. Alfredo accidentally initiates a second boss fight, the Twilight Lich. The battle against it lasts for a good chunk of the video since the group doesn't know how to fight it. |
| 492 | *** Matt creates several holes in the floor, which he and Alfredo fall through, with Alfredo dying from the fall. Ironically, Matt was about to ask if the holes were a bad idea. |
| 493 | *** Ky and Lindsay are both repeatedly killed by the Lich, forcing them to climb up the stairs to get their stuff every time they die. Unfortunately, the stairs being the only path to their stuff brings them closer to the Lich, who easily kills them again due to their lack of armor because they hadn't had time to put it on yet. |
| 494 | *** Jack looks up a guide to fighting the Lich, telling the group to deflect its Ender Eyes back at it to damage its shields. Unfortunately, this only works on the Lich itself, not on its minions, and the group is unable to tell them apart due to leading the Lich away from its area.[[note]]The Lich summons two invincible minions which look similar to the Lich itself. A well-lit area, such as the Lich's boss room, will allow the player to tell the difference between the Lich and its minions. Unfortunately, since the group is fighting the Lich in the dimly-lit staircase underneath the boss room, they are unable to tell which Lich is the real one.[[/note]] |
| 495 | *** Once the real Lich is found out, it is killed in less than a minute. Alfredo claims its skull and its staff, the Staff of Fortification, which summons shields around the user but has a finite amount of charges (specifically, nine). Unfortunately, while passing it around to let everyone get the achievement, Ky uses up a charge by accident, much to Alfredo's ire. |
| 496 | |
| 497 | * THAT'S What's Guarding the Labyrinth? - Minecraft |
| 498 | ** As soon as the video starts, Trevor complains that someone took the Crafting Table from his house. He sees a sign which identifies the culprit as Charlotte [=McGrath=] from Creator/{{Funhaus}}. |
| 499 | ** The gang go back to the Twilight Forest to complete another boss battle, the Minotaur. The battle is at the center of a labyrinth, which is filled with various monsters. To say that the Hunters get killed repeatedly would be an ''understatement''. |
| 500 | ** Jack mentions that the Naga can be killed again, and Trevor mentions that Naga is Matt's favorite mouse while accidentally saying Jack's name. After his mistake is pointed out, Trevor asks the editor to fix it, which they do, complete with a rewinding VHS effect. |
| 501 | ** Alfredo hands Trevor and Michael the Staff of Fortification and a Naga Scale to get rid of the enchantments, since neither Trevor nor Michael were in the previous episode. After the Staff had a charge used up by Ky last episode, both Trevor and Michael use up a charge, infuriating Alfredo both times. Alfredo can be heard ''banging on his desk'' after Michael uses a charge. |
| 502 | ** Trevor throws a vegetable at Michael, claiming that he's playing "hide the zucchini". |
| 503 | ** After Jack is attacked by a Skeleton Druid, he compares it to Baba Yaga, causing the gang to refer to Skeleton Druids by that name for the rest of the video. |
| 504 | ** Alfredo begins reading the new section of the book, complete with the stock footage of someone writing with quill and ink making a return from the previous video. |
| 505 | ** As the gang climbs down into the labyrinth, Jack tells them to be careful, which is punctuated by a distant Creeper explosion. The gang comments on the timing. |
| 506 | ** After Jack and Alfredo find the entrance, Matt falls down it to his death. |
| 507 | -->'''Matt:''' Oh, hey, and I was here too, ow- ''[dies]'' |
| 508 | *** Making this even funnier, Jack saw the letter "a" in Matt's name as he fell and screamed Alfredo's name, despite Alfredo standing next to him. |
| 509 | ** The mention of the word "labyrinth" causes Trevor and the gang to start singing [[Music/DavidBowie "Magic]] [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Dance"]]. |
| 510 | ** Lindsay is killed [[RuleOfThree three times]] by the same Skeleton Druid. The death message they get each time reads: |
| 511 | -->''[[=JonesLife=]'s brain was turned to leaves by Skeleton Druid]'' |
| 512 | ** While on their way back to their stuff, Lindsay nearly activates a completely separate boss fight, the Alpha Yeti. After the Minotaur is killed, Jack promises that they'll fight the Yeti someday. |
| 513 | ** While in the labyrinth, Alfredo accidentally shoots Lindsay when they walk in front of his arrow, killing them. Alfredo later also shoots Matt, but Matt survives. |
| 514 | ** After the gang find the boss room, Michael creates a "tomb" for himself before [[RageQuit leaving the game]]. Later, after the Minotaur is killed, Alfredo also leaves the game. |
| 515 | ** After the Minotaur is killed, the group begins looking for a weapon called the Mazebreaker, which is hidden in a secret vault. The group is unable to find it when the video ends. |
| 516 | |
| 517 | * Should You Fear the Yeti? - Minecraft |
| 518 | ** One [=YouTuber=] named [=StressedYeti=] left this comment in response to the episode's title: |
| 519 | --->Nah, I'm not that scary. |
| 520 | ** The video opens up with Trevor introducing the gang to the zipline attached to his house. Unlike in Stoneblock, the zipline works perfectly, and Trevor can even go backwards on it. However, Trevor slips and falls to his death right in front of Alfredo. |
| 521 | ** Jack teaches the group how to make the Buster Swords he's been making thanks to the Tinkerers mod pack. As he does this, Matt gives Trevor a tour of his house. Matt notices Trevor reading a book on a lecturn, and Matt writes "fuck you" in it, to Trevor's amusement. Trevor accidentally signs the book by taking it off the lecturn, so Matt takes it to the Nether and tosses it into a pool of lava. |
| 522 | ** The group fights the Alpha Yeti, [[CurbStompBattle making quick work of it thanks to their enchanted and modded weapons]]. Since they killed it so quickly, the group is forced to fight its minions while remarking on how [[SarcasmMode great]] of a job they did in protecting their leader. |
| 523 | ** The group searches for the next boss fight, the Snow Queen, which is located at the top of a tower. As the group climbs up the tower, Trevor and Ky begin stealing its blocks. |
| 524 | ** When the group encounters the icy area the tower is located in, they begin cooing at the penguins. Trevor names one Buzz, and the penguin nods its head as if it agrees to it. |
| 525 | *** The group also discovers that penguins slowly fall down, similar to chickens. |
| 526 | --->'''Trevor:''' They can't die, but they fall in style. |
| 527 | *** Later, while climbing up the tower, Trevor sees another penguin and asks if it's met Buzz. Michael promptly kills it. |
| 528 | ** When the group is trying to build up to another tower, Michael and Alfredo fall at the exact same time, screaming in unison. Alfredo dies from the fall while Michael is left with half a heart, which is expended when a Snow Guardian attacks him. |
| 529 | *** After Michael and Alfredo are teleported back, Trevor creates a stream down to their stuff, which he later falls down as well, accidentally taking some of Michael's stuff. |
| 530 | *** In response to fan complaints, the group discuss turning on keep inventory. After Ky and Trevor are killed, Jack angrily turns it on. |
| 531 | |
| 532 | * Betting on Sheep Survival - Hot Hoof Throwback - Minecraft |
| 533 | ** Eagle-eyed fans noticed this Let's Play in the background of certain scenes in the previous three episodes. |
| 534 | ** The group play Hot Hoof again, this time with horned sheep from the Twilight Forest. Once the group has picked their sheep, Matt lifts the two that weren't selected and drops them to their deaths. |
| 535 | ** Lindsay presses a button that they weren't allowed to press. Ky somehow thinks Alfredo did this and nearly beats him to death. After the real culprit is found out, the group denies him food because he ''considered'' pressing it. |
| 536 | ** Trevor picks the cyan sheep and names it Ide. [[spoiler:After Trevor wins]], the group catches that it's a play on "cyanide". |
| 537 | ** The Let's Play doesn't go as smoothly as it did last time, with the sheep burning to death instead of falling. Geoff asks if this was why Jack decided to go out of town, causing an offscreen Michael to laugh. |
| 538 | *** When Matt can't get the Let's Play fixed, the group suggests calling Jack. Geoff shoots this down, saying that Jack would just say it was Matt's fault and there was no point. Michael counters that there ''is'' a point: ''he wants to hear Jack say it''. |
| 539 | ** After a revised Let's Play, Trevor's sheep wins. The group decides to play the game ''themselves'', and from this point on, the Let's Play is called Hot Foot, complete with a second splash screen that depicts feet rather than hooves. |
| 540 | ** During the game, it begins raining, which douses all active fires. The group then discovers the purpose of [[ChekhovsGun the button Lindsay pressed]]: ''it fires flame charges''. |
| 541 | ** Despite Matt banning punches until the bottom two floors, Alfredo punches Ky down a floor, then plays innocent. |
| 542 | ** Ky falls down a floor, but dies from the fall damage despite being at almost full health. Ky calls bullshit on this. Even better, ''this costs her the game'', since she and Trevor were the last two remaining. |
| 543 | ** After Trevor wins, he struggles to find a place to put down his obsidian. The place he chooses obscures his sign. |
| 544 | *** Lindsay rewrites his sign to read "Trevor's House of Mouse." |
| 545 | *** Trevor reveals that he's never won the Tower of Pimps before. |
| 546 | |
| 547 | * Make the Spookiest House! - A Halloween Minecraft Game |
| 548 | ** The gang were apparently talking for ''45 minutes'' before the start of the episode. Some highlights are shown via a "spooky flashback", complete with bats and a haunted house. |
| 549 | ** Michael and Lindsay's house has been ''completely redesigned'': what started out as a tiny wooden shack has become, in Jack's words, a "Malibu beach house" within the span of ''one episode''. If we take Lindsay at their word, Michael has ''no idea'' about the renovations. |
| 550 | *** Trevor, who joins later, is absolutely awestruck when he sees it. |
| 551 | ** A Creeper standing near Matt explodes, destroying part of Ky's subway. Ky, who saw it happen, screams at Matt to fix it. |
| 552 | *** Later, when Jack gets stuck in Lindsay's house, he destroys part of the floor, then blames Matt for it. Matt punches him for this. |
| 553 | ** Lindsay and Ky invite the others to decorate their houses for Halloween, handing out tricks or treats via dispensers. Some of these "tricks" involve spawning random hostile mobs, including Spiders, Skeletons, Zombies, and Wither Skeletons. |
| 554 | ** Jeremy, who has been absent from the last few episodes, discovers that many blocks in his house are missing. Matt tells him that his house was struck by lightning. |
| 555 | ** As part of his challenge, Jeremy decides to take out his floor and spawn a number of Slimes under his floor. He notes that he decided to "make [his] house sound gross." |
| 556 | ** Trevor joins midway through. While exploring, he notices that Jeremy has placed wither roses. He dies on them, wanting to see the death message, and makes eye contact with Jeremy before he dies. |
| 557 | --->'''Jeremy:''' I don't like how Chuck met my eyes before he went. |
| 558 | ** Throughout the episode, Geoff has trouble with Ky's subway system, which leads to and from his house on Geoff's House Mountain, claiming that it's broken. Ky comments that, in New York, the subway never works anyway. |
| 559 | *** At the beginning of the episode, Lindsay tells Geoff that, when he left to design his house away from everyone else's, it reminded them of a pet finding a place to die. Geoff reminds them that it was a reference to [[Film/ANewHope Ben Kenobi]], but given [[MentorOccupationalHazard Ben Kenobi's fate]], Lindsay argues that their point still stands. |
| 560 | *** At the end, after using the subway, Jeremy remarks that he would ''hate'' it if he had to climb 90 stories of ladders after riding in a subway. |
| 561 | ** Ky and Matt continue working after time has been called. Ky claims she needs to because she was being harassed by five Phantoms for her entire building duration, which Geoff objects to since he had to travel via the subway. |
| 562 | ** Matt spawns a bunch of cats and bats in his house, since he knows Lindsay, who is famous for liking cats, will be judging. Most of them leave before his house is judged, and he ends up in ''third''. |
| 563 | ** Before the winner is revealed, Lindsay spends a long time trying to get Geoff's attention, [[BaitAndSwitch only to reveal that]] ''[[BaitAndSwitch Jack]]'' [[BaitAndSwitch was the winner]]. |
| 564 | *** After Lindsay reveals that Geoff placed last, Geoff is angry that he placed lower than [[ButtMonkey Matt]]. Lindsay then reveals that [[ChekhovsGun the cats and bats]] were what kept Matt out of last place. |
| 565 | ** Jack has a similar problem with finding a place to put his obsidian that Trevor did in the previous episode. |
| 566 | *** After Jack places his Tower of Pimps, Jeremy spawns a large number of Slimes. Once the Slimes are eradicated, he does so ''again''. |
| 567 | --->'''Jeremy:''' I'm so glad all those Slimes are finally gone. ''[{{Beat}}, then he spawns some more]''\ |
| 568 | '''Jack:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting JEREMY!]]''''' |
| 569 | |
| 570 | * Halloween Games to Play With Your Friends in Minecraft! |
| 571 | ** Ify is playing on Jack's account, so he has Jack's massive Ender Dragon head from the last video. The gang agrees that the head is now Ify's trademark, and Ify adds that Jack wearing the head should count as ''blackface''. |
| 572 | ** The first game involves searching a graveyard for a prize. Each of the tombstones has an awful pun written on them, courtesy of Lindsay. Fiona misunderstands the objective and begins reading ''all'' of the puns before stopping at one she likes. The grave she digs up turns out to be the winner, giving Fiona 1 point. |
| 573 | ** The second game involves the group sharing scary stories around a campfire, all of which have to involve rubber ducks, socks, and bears. Thanks to Fiona, all of the later stories involve "cummy duckies". |
| 574 | *** Fiona decides to do a stand-up routine for her story. ''Almost immediately'', she's attacked by a Phantom. |
| 575 | *** Ify goes last, and does his story before forcing in a "cummy duckies" reference near the end. Lindsay deems him the winner, giving Ify 1 point. |
| 576 | ** The third game involves the gang putting on the mob heads, with whoever puts a head on last being eliminated. Lindsay compares it to the Shy Guy game from ''VideoGame/MarioParty'', so Michael asks if they can just give the point to Matt and move on. |
| 577 | *** Ify, who was eliminated first, watches the second game. After Fiona loses, he taunts her, and Michael comments on the imagery of the massive Ender Dragon head poking in through the door. |
| 578 | *** Matt and Michael, the last two remaining, end up putting on a head ''on the exact same frame''. |
| 579 | *** Matt later wins the rematch, giving Matt 1 point. Michael calls bullshit. |
| 580 | ** The fourth and final game involves a rodeo with Skeleton Horses. |
| 581 | *** As Lindsay clears the course out of mobs, Matt goes back to the witch house to converse with the cat, [[Film/HocusPocus Thackery Binx]]. |
| 582 | *** Matt asks Lindsay for clarification on the path by running his horse through it, then gets 12 seconds on his proper try. Since no one else can beat his time, Matt wins another point and the Tower of Pimps. Since the others only got to go once, they protest that Matt be disqualified since he got to go twice. |
| 583 | *** Michael angrily demands to go a second time after he got 14 seconds on his first try. His second attempt is no better than his first, and he kills his horse out of rage. Michael then threatens to kill Matt's horse with the bones of his own dead horse. |
| 584 | |
| 585 | * How to Perform an Exorcism in Minecraft |
| 586 | ** Michael sees his newly renovated house for the first time, so Ky (who did not build it) gives the group a tour. Meanwhile, Alfredo is preoccupied with exploring the mine under Lindsay's house. |
| 587 | *** As the tour continues, Alfredo quietly slinks off to Squad Team Force's island and leaves sand blocks all over their house. |
| 588 | ** Michael and Alfredo are sent back to the hub world after they're killed, so Ky lets them sleep in her house. After Ky jokes that the rent is $10,000 a month, Michael and Alfredo decide to pack up their bags and leave.[[note]]Michael had joked about being too poor to afford ''his own house'', as the rent cost "an arm and a foot" post-renovation.[[/note]] |
| 589 | ** Ky leads Alfredo to the witch house to let Alfredo do the tricks or treats. However, the dispensers are empty, so Ky places ''buckets of lava'' in them. [[spoiler:Said lava ends up killing [[Film/HocusPocus Thackery Binx]]]], much to the distress of the group. |
| 590 | ** At Lindsay's behest, the group is led to a haunted house, where Lindsay is trapped after attempting to explore it. They only appear as a floating zombie head, which occasionally holds bottles of what Lindsay calls "ghost juice".[[note]]Potions of Invisibility.[[/note]] At one point, they forget to drink the "ghost juice", becoming fully visible. |
| 591 | *** In order to free Lindsay, the group must provide items using the tools available around the house. Alfredo ''completely disregards the mission'' in order to rob the mansion of its valuables. |
| 592 | ** After Lindsay is revived, the group goes back home via Ky's subway, making sure to repeatedly send empty minecarts down the track because they know how much it pisses Ky off. |
| 593 | *** This gets even more egregious after Alfredo, who stayed behind to steal more stuff from the mansion, is the only one left. Michael sends at least eight empty minecarts down the track, and he would have sent more had Ky not started destroying them. |
| 594 | ** Alfredo places his stolen valuables inside his house. Michael threatens to ''burn his house down'' as revenge, then steals Alfredo's Lich King trophy. |
| 595 | --->'''Michael:''' Yo, this Lich King's got ''nards''. |
| 596 | |
| 597 | * Playable Carnival Games in Minecraft |
| 598 | ** Ky threatens Alfredo with two new weapons: a gun and a shotgun. Michael says that Ky looks like Alfredo's bodyguard. Ky follows Alfredo around for the rest of the video threatening to shoot him if he messes with her. |
| 599 | ** The group return to the mansion, which has been redecorated for a fall theme rather than a Halloween theme, and compete in a series of fall festival games. Once again, Alfredo disregards this to loot the mansion. |
| 600 | ** Lindsay spends the video switching between various ridiculous accents. |
| 601 | --->'''Jack:''' They're a SouthernBelle now, Alfredo.\ |
| 602 | '''Lindsay:''' I'm gonna be British by the end of the video. |
| 603 | ** Alfredo asks Lindsay what's in the chicken buckets they're serving. Lindsay responds that ''it's their species''.[[note]]Lindsay's skin, [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Kazooie]], is a Breegull.[[/note]] |
| 604 | ** On the way to the last game, Jack falls into a pit of blood that he's unable to get out of. |
| 605 | ** The last game has the group bobbing for apples if they're able to land on the chest they're in. Ky is the only one who doesn't land on a chest, leaving her with no apples. The group relentlessly mocks her for this. |
| 606 | *** Matt wins this game due to landing on the chest with the highest possible amount of apples. Michael boos him, since Matt beat him by ''one point''. |
| 607 | *** [[spoiler:Jack]] wins the Tower due to having more overall victories. Michael protests, since [[spoiler:Jack]] had less apples than he did. |
| 608 | ** After [[spoiler:Jack]] wins the Tower, the group has to complete a maze to escape the mansion. |
| 609 | *** Michael is the first to complete it, only for the ground below him to open up and reveal a pit of lava. |
| 610 | *** Alfredo and Matt reach it next, only to also fall victim to the lava. |
| 611 | *** Finally, Jack reaches it, and he too falls victim. |
| 612 | *** After Alfredo and Matt reach the exit a second time, Alfredo triggers the tripwire and causes Matt to fall in. |
| 613 | --->'''Matt:''' Alfredo, you penis! |
| 614 | *** Jack reaches the exit again, and destroys the tripwire before he can fall again. Lindsay is shocked to discover that he's completed it. |
| 615 | *** Lindsay's comments following the maze: |
| 616 | --->'''Lindsay:''' Dude, Ky, I was ''crying'' when they first dropped into the lava pit. Man, that is ''so'' funny.\ |
| 617 | '''Michael:''' You ''should'' be crying, I died! |
| 618 | ** Michael makes good on his threat from the previous video to burn Alfredo's house down. The video ends with Alfredo screaming. |
| 619 | |
| 620 | * How to Bring Your Axolotl Home - Minecraft 1.17 Update |
| 621 | ** The gang is joined by [=BlackKrystel=] as they set out to explore the new additions in the first part of the Caves and Cliffs Update. The gang wastes no time in joking about how they're doing this video ''seven months after the update came out''. |
| 622 | *** Trevor asks if any children are going to be watching a video to see what's been added in an update that's been out for seven months while ''also'' watching Ky guide BK through Minecraft, since she's never played it. |
| 623 | *** Ky teaching BK how to play is an Achievement Hunter first, as the Hunters have ''never'' guided anyone through Minecraft before. |
| 624 | --->'''Alfredo:''' Man, ShoutOut to Ky, because I would have paid good money to have Ky walk me through Minecraft. |
| 625 | ** Alfredo once again leaves to go exploring, occasionally providing updates, such as making ''an entire set of iron armor''. |
| 626 | *** Alfredo is the only one not present to see Trevor create a glow sign, even though an offscreen Michael was present. |
| 627 | *** The text on the sign itself: |
| 628 | --->Flashing. Lights. Lights. Lights Lights. |
| 629 | ** While trying to discover the axolotls, who only spawn underwater, BK is having trouble placing down doors, saying she can't see the black outline around a block, then declares herself "a glitch in the Matrix". Various ''[[Film/TheMatrix Matrix]]''-style graphics briefly appear onscreen before Jack changes her game mode to Survival, finally allowing her to place down doors. It turns out that BK's been in Adventure mode for the entire video. |
| 630 | ** Trevor is the first to see an axolotl and tries to capture it, only to be told that he needs a bucket. Trevor realizes that he's just been smacking the poor thing for no real reason. |
| 631 | ** Trevor creates a koi pond for the axolotls that have been captured by placing a fish in the pond. The axolotl ''immediately'' kills it. |
| 632 | *** Trevor and Matt name their respective axolotls "Bladder" and "Gallstone". Ky remarks on how the axolotls are going to be parents soon. |
| 633 | ** Trevor goes exploring for more axolotls while Ky and BK go underwater for iron. Trevor forgets to place down a door and drowns. |
| 634 | --->'''Trevor:''' Hey BK, I just wanna say it's really nice to have you here, and, uh, you know, if you let me die, I just don't know if I could ever forgive you-- ''([[KilledMidSentence drowns]])'' |
| 635 | ** Jack decides to build an underwater viewing area. Trevor decides to swim to it, only to drown again. |
| 636 | --->'''Trevor:''' Krystel, don't let me drown ag-- ''([[KilledMidSentence drowns]])'' |
| 637 | ** Matt swims into an unloaded chunk and begins falling, only to return to his boat once the chunk loads in. |
| 638 | --->'''Matt:''' They were right, everybody, don't swim off the edge! |
| 639 | |
| 640 | * Who Is the Best Cook in Minecraft? |
| 641 | ** The video opens with Michael once again trying to burn Alfredo's house down. |
| 642 | ** Lindsay takes the group to a kitchen that they built with Ky, telling them to cook five meals using the Pam's Harvestcraft 2 mod that was used throughout Stoneblock. Michael immediately asks if sabotaging the other cooks is okay. |
| 643 | ** During the first meal, Trevor decides to "up the drama" by staying near his oven wondering if he'll be done in time. |
| 644 | ** Alfredo, instead of cooking the first meal, made three chicken buckets. |
| 645 | --->'''Alfredo:''' I am the son of Mr. KFC himself! |
| 646 | ** After the first meal is done, Michael congratulates Lindsay and Ky on the kitchen, lamenting that it's wasted on a group of idiots. |
| 647 | ** Ky complains about being unable to find an ingredient before Trevor reveals that it's on a nearby spice rack. Michael points out that ''[[EpicFail Ky helped build the kitchen]]''. |
| 648 | ** Matt wins the first two meals handily. Since he never loudly announced his progress, the others think he cheated. Lindsay allows the others to beat up Matt if he wins the third meal. |
| 649 | ** During the third meal, Michael asks if "anus juice" is one of the required foods. |
| 650 | ** Jack seemingly wins the third meal, loudly announcing his victory and rubbing it in Matt's face, but this turns into a NegatedMomentOfAwesome once Ky realizes he's made regular yogurt instead of pumpkin yogurt. When Matt wins the third meal, the group starts punching Matt while Jack celebrates successfully stalling for time. |
| 651 | ** During the fourth meal, Lindsay punches Matt whenever someone asks for Matt to be punched. This despite ''being the host''. |
| 652 | --->'''Matt:''' You're not supposed to punch me!\ |
| 653 | '''Lindsay:''' "Thank you sir, may I have another?" is your line. ''(punches him again)'' |
| 654 | ** Since he won three of the meals, Matt wins the Tower of Pimps. When Matt builds his Tower, he's knocked off by a Phantom. |
| 655 | |
| 656 | * We End Friendships Over Clearance Sales in Minecraft |
| 657 | ** Ky has new incinerator bullets for her gun, as Alfredo learns the hard way when Ky shoots him for destroying one of the blocks in [=AchieveCo=]. |
| 658 | *** Later, she shoots Jack with one and ends up setting Matt on fire as well. |
| 659 | ** Jack learns that one of the items he needs to complete his shopping list, a crossbow, will be a clearance item. He repeatedly bangs his head against the wall when Lindsay places the crossbow into the item frame, only for Alfredo to get it instead. Jack tries beating Alfredo to death to get it, which is when Lindsay reveals that killing Alfredo is the only way to get a crossbow. Alfredo then pretends he doesn't have it. |
| 660 | --->'''Lindsay:''' So who picked up the crossbow?\ |
| 661 | '''Alfredo:''' We don't know. For the safety of myself, and my Gabu, we do not know. |
| 662 | ** Thanks to the pressure plates on the doors, a Creeper enters the store and destroys one of the shelves. Another Creeper explodes near Ky and sends her flying all the way to the ceiling. |
| 663 | ** Lindsay calls three minutes before the next clearance item. Matt sets a timer for three minutes, then complains to Lindsay that the item had already been claimed before the timer went off. The others joke about how seriously Matt is taking the challenge. |
| 664 | ** Due to the presence of spawn eggs in the store, Trevor and Alfredo begin spawning random mobs. Trevor fills the store with cod that quickly die, while Alfredo spawns a Creeper after Jack gives him a spawn egg. The Creeper explodes, destroying part of the store again. |
| 665 | *** Trevor later spawns a pufferfish, which poisons him and Alfredo before it dies. |
| 666 | ** Ky admits to having shoplifted while she was in college. She justifies her crimes by saying they shouldn't have charged her so much while she was paying college tuition. |
| 667 | ** Due to Jack having claimed the second through fourth clearance items, Alfredo celebrates getting the fifth and final one, and he and Trevor begin twerking in the corner of the store. Ky shoots them with her gun, only to be chased around the store by an angry Enderman that Trevor had spawned. |
| 668 | --->'''Matt:''' ''[watching Trevor and Alfredo]'' That's illegal, right?\ |
| 669 | '''Ky:''' I need an adult.\ |
| 670 | '''Matt:''' Take out your gun. |
| 671 | ** Due to having the most items, [[spoiler:Jack]] wins the Tower of Pimps. When he places it, a Creeper destroys the front of his house. |
| 672 | |
| 673 | * We've Done This 500 TIMES??? - Minecraft |
| 674 | ** Since this is the 500th episode of ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries Let's Play Minecraft]]'', the episode opens with a clip show from various older episodes. Notably, it also features Ray, who hasn't been seen in a Minecraft video since ''2015''. |
| 675 | ** Geoff is surprised that the crew made it to 500 episodes, claiming they've done 250 videos since he left in 2019. Jack and Gavin call him out on his math, as episode 250 came out in 2016. |
| 676 | --->'''Geoff:''' Ever since I left Creator/AchievementHunter in your capable hands...\ |
| 677 | '''Gavin:''' YOU LEFT?\ |
| 678 | '''Matt:''' I have hands?\ |
| 679 | '''Geoff:''' I didn't think you'd do 250 more episodes of Minecraft. |
| 680 | ** Ky instructs the gang to find the Tower of Pimps, which is hidden in an "interesting" location. Almost immediately, Gavin texts Ky, asking her where the Tower is. Alfredo then tries to ''[=PayPal=]'' her, and Trevor asks if Chuck E. Cheese tokens are an acceptable bribe. |
| 681 | ** The server the group is playing on begins loading chunks slower and slower, leading to scenarios like Michael falling into the Void and a pig freaking out, before it crashes entirely. |
| 682 | *** During the break, Matt reveals that he pees twice every morning. The gang find this odd and begin making fun of him. This leads into a conversation about everyone's daily bathroom habits, as well as a debate about whether or not taking two separate poops in the morning actually counts as two separate poops. |
| 683 | ** The gang reminisce about their favorite Minecraft moments. Gavin's include building the first Tower of Pimps, Matt's first video, and the ten-year tree story. |
| 684 | ** After Ky reveals the last of the three coordinates for the Tower's location, Gavin freaks out since he's thousands of blocks away. When he ''finally'' gets close, [[ShaggyDogStory he's randomly killed by Alfredo, sending him back to the spawn point]]. |
| 685 | ** [[spoiler:Trevor]] is the first to find the Tower, winning the challenge. When Gavin asks him what his favorite Minecraft moment is, [[spoiler:Trevor]] replies right now, stating that his life is all downhill from here. |
| 686 | *** Geoff reads the signs that are placed on the Tower's gold blocks. Since Ky placed the same message on all four sides of the Tower, Geoff reads the same message four times. |
| 687 | ** Since Gavin's never been to Achievement Island, his first reaction to it is in this video. Michael says that he'll never see it again and shouts for Gavin to be killed. |
| 688 | *** Michael shows Gavin his and Lindsay's house, and Michael claims to have built the whole thing himself. Gavin immediately sees through Michael's lies. |
| 689 | |
| 690 | * We Fish Like Minecraft Pirates! (Fishing Rodeo and Jamboree X) |
| 691 | ** Due to the Jamboree taking place on a pirate ship, everyone talks in pirate speak throughout the video. |
| 692 | ** Early on, Geoff manages to gross everyone out by playing an audio clip of [[{{Squick}} him pooping liquid after a colonoscopy]]. |
| 693 | ** At one point, Trevor starts hooking people with fishing rods. Matt asks Ky if Trevor is on the ship, and after she confirms he isn't, he jumps off and kills Trevor. |
| 694 | ** Trevor, at multiple points, uses the in-game chat to give secret plans to Alfredo about stealing fish from others as well as trading fish for packs of Pokémon cards. |
| 695 | ** Matt steals the treasure from Ky's captain's quarters, then sails off on a boat toward land, burying the treasure in an underground chest. He then returns, pretending he'd never left. |
| 696 | ** When ten minutes are left, Ky allows the players to start killing. They immediately make a beeline for Jack, who's in the lead. Matt and Alfredo craft swords that allow them to kill players in one hit. |
| 697 | ** Alfredo, who stole fish from everyone else, manages to win with 99 fish. Alfredo later relinquishes his title, allowing [[spoiler:Jack]] to win. Since [[spoiler:Trevor]] didn't place the Tower after the last video, [[spoiler:Jack]] still has it in front of his house. [[spoiler:Jack]] simply tears down the Tower and re-places it in the same spot. |
| 698 | ** Due to coming in last, Trevor is forced to walk the plank, which is hanging above a hole to the Void. Alfredo's attempts to blow him off with TNT end in failure, as other players grab the TNT with their fishing rods, dragging it toward the boat they're standing on and repeatedly destroying it. All the while, Trevor (who is sitting in a boat) has no idea what's going on and is waiting for his death. |
| 699 | *** The final, successful attempt has the TNT kill Lindsay and Alfredo before Trevor (who had been held in the air by a fishing rod) falls into the Void, killing him. |
| 700 | |
| 701 | * Can You Ice Skate in Minecraft? |
| 702 | ** The video opens with Matt telling a story about how he was bitten in the ear by a parrot at a zoo in South Carolina. |
| 703 | ** The gang is joined by [=LoeJeez=], who becomes the video's resident ButtMonkey as he's repeatedly shot with arrows and with Ky's gun, resulting in him dying several times. At more than one point, Joe ends up with an arrow ''up his ass''. |
| 704 | *** Joe's ButtMonkey status is cemented in his first act onscreen: He tries to fly away, but Ky changes his gamemode to Survival, sending him falling to his death. |
| 705 | ** Before the skating competition, the gang gives off their fictional home countries. The countries include Geoff being from [[Music/OutKast Stankonia]], Joe being from [[{{Pun}} Joe-rea]], Trevor being from Indionia (a play on his home state of Indiana), and Matt being from Slapsylvania. What's Ky's home country? We forgot. |
| 706 | *** When Joe tries to introduce himself, Geoff interrupts him by [[{{Gasshole}} belching loudly]]. |
| 707 | ** Geoff's "dance" is simply him square-dancing on the ice. |
| 708 | ** Matt's dance takes two attempts to start since Joe didn't have his song ready. This causes a [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties "Technical Difficulties"]] screen to appear. |
| 709 | ** Joe decides to twerk while on the ice. This causes him to tie with Ky. Ky concedes victory to Joe, giving him his first Tower win. Joe constructs his Tower in the tree above Alfredo's house, declaring it "Joe-topia". Geoff tells Joe not to win the Tower while he's in a video again. |
| 710 | *** Earlier, Joe had placed the obsidian block on the ice rink, and due to how long it takes to mine obsidian, a second [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties "Technical Difficulties"]] screen is shown. |
| 711 | ** At the end, Joe tries to fly away again, only for Ky to send him falling to his death again. |
| 712 | |
| 713 | * Never Become An Elf - Minecraft |
| 714 | ** The gang are tasked with making toys for children. Lindsay reveals they're doing this because the elves Santa used last year were so awful that ''[[DisproportionateRetribution Santa had them killed]]''. |
| 715 | ** Trevor accuses Matt of cheating off of him, so he closes off his area with banners. |
| 716 | ** At various points, players make one of the necessary items while not knowing that said item is in multiples. |
| 717 | ** When Santa!Lindsay flies off to deliver their toys, the gang try flying after them using their elytra. Trevor, Alfredo, and Matt fall to their deaths, while Joe flies face first into a mountain. |
| 718 | ** Due to [[spoiler:Trevor]] winning the Tower, the group has to fly up Alfredo's tree to get to it. When Joe takes it down, two of the gold blocks fall down to the ground, and Joe dies on impact chasing after them. |
| 719 | |
| 720 | * We Find Freaky Freaks in the Twilight Forest - Minecraft |
| 721 | ** Ever since their last Twilight Forest episode, the gang has learned that they've skipped a few steps, so they return to the Twilight Forest to rectify it. |
| 722 | ** Upon returning, Jeremy reunites with his direwolf. Joe jokes that [[TemptingFate it's been so long that the direwolf is starving]]... right before [[RunningGag he's bitten by it]]. |
| 723 | *** When Joe re-enters the Twilight Forest after dying, the direwolf chases after him despite sitting down. Clearly the direwolf was hungrier than we thought. |
| 724 | ** Trying to navigate the Dark Forest, Jeremy and Joe (who have never been to the Twilight Forest) are both given the Scepter of Fortification. Par for the course with the Scepter, [[RunningGag Jeremy accidentally uses up another charge]]. |
| 725 | *** All of this effort was for naught, because as soon as the group gets to the tower, they realize they can't get in due to a spell they can't break because they don't have the right equipment. Cue a [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties "Technical Difficulties"]] card. |
| 726 | ** The first boss the group fights is the Hydra. Due to the place where it spawned, one of its heads is killed by a river of lava before the group even realizes where it is, only for two heads to grow from where the first was. |
| 727 | *** During the battle, Ky and Joe are both knocked into the boss' area. Ky dies on impact. |
| 728 | ** After the battle, Alfredo reads from the journal, with the return of [[RunningGag the ink and quill stock footage]], which is briefly interrupted by a jet of flame shooting from the ground. |
| 729 | ** The group find another boss area that can only be accessed by placing a boss head on a pedestal. Matt places the Snow Queen's head, causing Alfredo to fall through the floor. Matt laughs so hard that Ky has to bring him back to his senses by reminding him to breathe. |
| 730 | ** When the group discovers the Ghost Knights, Matt charges into their area and is immediately killed. |
| 731 | ** Joe is the last one that needs to kill a Ghost Knight to get an achievement. He's killed when the Knight is one hit away from death. |
| 732 | ** The group finishes the video, realizing that, due to the tower's size, they'll need to save it for the next video. |
| 733 | [[/folder]] |
| 734 | |
| 735 | [[folder:''Let's Play Minecraft'' -- 2022 episodes (505-present)]] |
| 736 | * We Make Charged Creepers - No Petting Zoo 3 |
| 737 | ** The video opens with Trevor trapping a dog in a hole. Joe comments that, from his perspective, it looked like something else. |
| 738 | ** The gang are split into two teams: the Pogi Boys (Joe, Trevor, and Alfredo) and the [[Franchise/{{Digimon}} DigiDestined]] (Matt and Lindsay). They're tasked with creating charged creepers using the lightning rods that were added in the 1.18 update. |
| 739 | ** Joe's ButtMonkey status ''continues'' as he's killed by various mobs multiple times. On one occasion, he hides inside a Villager's house, only for the Villager to open the door, letting in a Zombie, which kills him. |
| 740 | ** When Ky mentions "gods above gods", the crew start making references to ''Manga/DragonBall''. They ask who Zeno would be, and Ky mentions that "Zeno" (Jack) has just turned 40 and is doing behind-the-scenes stuff. |
| 741 | ** Alfredo is hot on Matt's heels. |
| 742 | --->'''Alfredo:''' I can see the whites in his eyes!\ |
| 743 | '''Trevor:''' That's impossible, his eyes are jaundiced. |
| 744 | ** The video ends with the Pogi Boys successfully creating the charged creeper, winning the challenge. They let the creeper out so it can explode, and it kills Trevor and Joe. |
| 745 | *** Matt, in his sorrow, stands on his team's lightning rods to let the lightning take him. When it hits, it kills his pet parrot Archimedes. |
| 746 | *** The Pogi Boys celebrate their victory in a similar fashion, with the last one to be struck by lightning to be declared the "winner". After Joe is struck, Trevor looks to the sky, only to look back down and see a pile of Joe's stuff and Alfredo holding an iron sword. |
| 747 | |
| 748 | * We Made Minecraft Platforming WAY Harder Than It Needed to Be! |
| 749 | ** Alfredo tries to use his elytra to fly, but faceplants into the ground and dies. Trevor and Joe proceed to make fun of him for this. |
| 750 | ** The group discovers that Squad Team Force left them various "presents" around the map, such as building a blood tree and blocking off the island's access to the hub world.[[note]]It was actually RT Animation who left the "presents", as a sign from Cole is seen.[[/note]] Ky notices signs telling them not to open the presents until Christmas and asks Lindsay if they have to wait for Christmas 2022 to open them, since Christmas 2021 has already passed. |
| 751 | ** The challenge for this episode is to find pieces of the [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial totally legitimate and not at all fake]] Tower of Pimps, which is comprised of blackstone and false gold from the Twilight Forest, as a late Christmas present for Squad Team Force. The caveat? They have to parkour on ice blocks[[note]]Lily pads have been replaced with ice blocks in the map's Christmas mod pack.[[/note]] over a lake that has magma blocks, which drag players down and slowly deal damage, on the bottom. Naturally, this leads to many players either screwing over other players or accidentally committing suicide. |
| 752 | ** When Lindsay shows the group that the Christmas mod pack they're using replaces sugar cane with candy canes, Matt asks if he can get one. Trevor tells Matt the entire process of making candy canes, but at the end, he tells Matt to [[AssShove shove them up his butt]], to the group's amusement. |
| 753 | ** Ky has finally gathered a false gold block and is about to make it back to the central island to place it in her chest. She is one jump away from the island before she jumps, misses, and falls into the lake. Ky screams so loud that ''she breaks her audio equipment'' and has to leave the game to get it working again. |
| 754 | ** Matt finds a way to swim back up to the surface after falling in, which only works in a specific part of the playing area. No one is sure why the magma blocks aren't working.[[note]]Magma blocks don't work if there is no source block directly above them. Since none of the water blocks above the magma blocks in the area were a source block, the magma blocks were not working properly.[[/note]] |
| 755 | *** Matt also discovers that crouching while underwater prevents players from drowning and taking damage while standing on the magma blocks. |
| 756 | ** As the challenge is about to end, Matt manages to successfully swim back up to the central island to place his four false gold blocks in his chest. As Matt was supposed to have no way to do this, Matt takes a penalty and [[spoiler:Alfredo]] is deemed the winner instead. [[spoiler:Because Alfredo's never won the Tower of Pimps, he doesn't have an obsidian base to place his gold blocks, so Lindsay places an obsidian ''cube'' for him to place his Tower on.]] |
| 757 | *** Ky asks [[spoiler:Alfredo]] about [[spoiler:how he feels winning the Tower of Pimps for the first time. Alfredo says that he feels like a winner.]] |
| 758 | ** When Matt is teleported back to the main world, his character is stuck in the "swimming" animation due to being underwater when he was teleported. When Matt places his fake Tower, which he was gifted as recompense for [[spoiler:Alfredo]] winning the real one, he looks like he's planking on top. |
| 759 | ** After the credits, Lindsay and Matt travel to Squad Team Force's island and place the fake Tower. Matt comments that they better like it. |
| 760 | |
| 761 | * Slime Ball Hockey - Minecraft |
| 762 | ** For this challenge, the gang is split between two teams, [[CallBack Southeast Pemberton]] (Matt, Joe, BK) and [[CallBack Northern Nor North Havermeyer]] (Geoff, Ky, Michael). |
| 763 | ** Joe's previous status as the ButtMonkey is pretty much forgotten as he's favored by the slimeball puck and is able to grab it easily to score many goals for his team. It gets to the point where the others start attacking him as soon as he picks up the slimeball. |
| 764 | *** After Joe scores his third goal in just the second quarter, [[SoreLoser Geoff sulks in the corner of the arena]]. Ky joins him to pat his back. |
| 765 | ** Many jokes are made by the editors during the teams' scoring. |
| 766 | --->''(after Joe scores his ''fourth'' goal in the second quarter)'' wouldn't you believe it, joe scored again\ |
| 767 | ''(after NNN Havermeyer scores but the fireworks fail to go off and the players call sabotage)'' [[Music/BeastieBoys what could it be? it's a mirage. i'm telling y'all, it's a sabotage.]]\ |
| 768 | ''(after Joe scores again and BK declares their win to be easy peasy lemon squeezy)'' difficult difficult lemon difficult for havermeyer |
| 769 | ** After Southeast Pemberton gains a substantial lead, Geoff makes a realization. |
| 770 | --->'''Geoff:''' I should have realized, this is a Lindsay Let's Play, which means it's programmed for me to not win. |
| 771 | ** Eventually, the players themselves forget which sport they're playing. |
| 772 | --->'''BK:''' We were first and goal.\ |
| 773 | '''Matt:''' Does hockey have downs?\ |
| 774 | '''BK:''' It does now.\ |
| 775 | '''Matt:''' I learn something new every day. |
| 776 | ** After Southeast Pemberton wins the game 9-4, Michael is killed by Joe. He respawns in the maze outside of the Halloween mansion. After being teleported back by Lindsay, Michael digs a hole which Joe falls into. Despite Michael managing to break all of Joe's armor, Joe still comes out on top, causing Michael to respawn in the maze again. |
| 777 | ** For the post-game interview, Geoff states that [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything much like a United States presidential election, he would have enjoyed the game had his team won, but since his team lost, he's calling bullshit]]. Michael then says that NNN Havermeyer needs Michael Lindblad (a tech director at Rooster Teeth) [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything to find 11,000 goals]]. |
| 778 | |
| 779 | * Bobsled Racing Through a Mountain - Minecraft! |
| 780 | ** The video opens with Trevor admiring his new (and creepier) Chuck E. Cheese skin. |
| 781 | ** Before the race, Alfredo sees the block of wood that Trevor placed on the mountain many videos ago, recalling his "mountain nipple". BK, who is seeing it for the first time, calls out to it, and Trevor says that she shouldn't comment on his nipple like that. |
| 782 | ** Joe is forced to restart early after he falls into lava and dies. When he hits that part of the course again, he falls in and dies a second time. |
| 783 | ** The first race goes over relatively quickly, with Trevor winning, Alfredo coming in second, Joe coming in third, and BK coming in last. Because of this, Lindsay decides to do a doubles race with two teams. |
| 784 | *** The team names are Thicc and Sweet (Trevor/BK) and Dream Queem (Alfredo/Joe). |
| 785 | --->'''Trevor:''' I love [[Music/FreddieMercury Fweddie Mewcuwy]]! |
| 786 | ** When the team race is declared a tie by Lindsay (due to Trevor and BK tossing Alfredo and Joe's boat further along the course), the teams switch partners and start again. This time, Alfredo and BK win and are declared the doubles winners. |
| 787 | ** Joe, who was killed by silverfish, attempts to fly down with his elytra, only to faceplant into the ground and die. The silverfish then help themselves to his remains. |
| 788 | ** Lindsay is forced to tear down Alfredo's massive Tower of Pimps to place Trevor's. |
| 789 | --->'''BK:''' Is this Wordle? |
| 790 | |
| 791 | * Building Houses By Raiding Our Friends! - Minecraft |
| 792 | ** Alfredo begins the video by talking about how thicc [[Franchise/TheIncredibles Elastigirl]] is. Joe says that she's not as thicc as him, but BK says that Elastigirl is thiccer. Joe points out that BK's never seen him in an Elastigirl suit so she can't tell who's thiccer. |
| 793 | ** Joe wants to build a minecart track up to his house, so he decides to steal all of the iron from Squad Team Force's island to turn them into rails (and redstone, to turn them into powered rails). Joe walks away with multiple stacks of iron and redstone, having emptied STF of all of theirs. |
| 794 | *** When Joe gloats about stealing from Gus, Lindsay comments that [[BullyingADragon Joe is making a powerful enemy]]. |
| 795 | *** Joe then tries to steal from Matt, but gets caught. He then tries to steal from BK, which results in Alfredo chasing him halfway across the map. |
| 796 | *** Later, he tries to steal from Lindsay, but all of their chests are empty. He then tries to steal from Ky, but Ky in the chat tells him that she will kill him. When Joe asks if Ky wants something in return, Ky tells him to get on his knees and beg, which Joe does. |
| 797 | ** Alfredo jokes that one of the first conversations he had with Ky was them talking about [[Series/TheOfficeUS how good Sbarro pizza was]]. Ky, in the chat, calls him a liar. |
| 798 | ** BK decides to build her house right next to the beach, which puts it next to No Petting Zoo. When BK asks if No Petting Zoo is safe, Matt says that it's traditionally a dangerous area, but Alfredo argues that it's going to be renovated into apartments and a mall. While Matt argues that [[SkewedPriorities what they need is restaurants]], BK decides to move her house to a different location. |
| 799 | ** Lindsay decides to ask Joe and BK [[SchmuckBait what a buttfor is]]. They then ask Joe [[CallBack what a FUPA is]], to Alfredo's chagrin. Alfredo tells Joe that it will be the only thing people will ask him for years and he still won't know what it means. |
| 800 | ** After Joe takes her gold, Ky appears and looks angrily at Matt. When Matt tells her he didn't do it, Ky hunts down and kills Alfredo. |
| 801 | ** Alfredo had gone to STF's island and placed TNT between their beds. Later, he takes Joe back and places a flint and steel in an item frame, having Joe place a sign that reads "Do you want to play a game? Live or Die" above the flint and steel. |
| 802 | ** A joke by Alfredo turns into a discussion first about Creator/BenjaminFranklin, then about how many inventions were made solely to get their inventors laid. |
| 803 | ** Joe invites Alfredo to take his minecart up to his house. Alfredo gets up to the top, but falls to his death on the way down. Alfredo then threatens to sue Joe. |
| 804 | |
| 805 | * Let's Build And Chill - Minecraft |
| 806 | ** At the beginning of the video, Lindsay tries to create a water elevator for Joe, but the water goes down his minecart track and destroys all his rails. Joe comments that he doesn't have any more iron that he [[InsistentTerminology foraged from that one place]] to make any replacement rails. |
| 807 | ** Trevor discovers all of the chickens that have taken residence in his house. The gang collectively declares it the Bang Palace 2.0. |
| 808 | *** Later on, one of the chickens lays an egg on his ladder, causing him to complain that the chicken shit on his ladder. The conversation is then completely derailed when this happens: |
| 809 | --->'''Lindsay:''' Welcome to ''Shits and Ladders'', the fun family game for all ages! |
| 810 | ** As the group laughs at Lindsay's joke, Trevor throws some laid eggs back up his ladder. One of them hits the chicken who laid it, causing Trevor to comment that he may have just shoved the egg back up the chicken. |
| 811 | ** BK mentions that she's noticed that there's always a Dick's Sporting Goods near a Five Guys in Texas. The group is then confused about whether there's one dick or five. |
| 812 | *** When Trevor says there's always a Dick's because it's too big to fit inside the shopping mall, Joe says he's relieved. Lindsay then tells him they won't judge. |
| 813 | *** Later, when BK asks Lindsay if the dock by their house is too small, Lindsay tells her that they're fine with a small dock. Again, Joe says he's relieved. |
| 814 | ** The gang once again talk about fictional moms they found attractive, such as [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter's mom]] and [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius Judy Neutron]]. Trevor then does his impression of Carl Wheezer, causing everyone in the group to ''absolutely lose it''. |
| 815 | *** When talking about Dexter's mom, Lindsay says they think it was her gloves everyone loved about her. Everyone else says no, it was something else. |
| 816 | *** When Matt reveals Judy Neutron's name, Joe acts offended that none of them knew it. Cue the return of Carl!Trevor. |
| 817 | *** BK suggests building a "[[{{Pun}} mom-ument]]" to all the fictional moms they loved growing up. Matt turns it down because Minecraft is all square and they need curves. |
| 818 | ** When Lindsay says they need an ending to the video, Carl!Trevor returns once more. |
| 819 | --->'''Carl!Trevor:''' Be sure to like and subscribe and leave a comment telling us your favorite moms! |
| 820 | ** Carl!Trevor then ''sings'' ''[[Music/FountainsOfWayne Stacy's Mom]]''. |
| 821 | |
| 822 | * Cuphead VS Minecraft Monsters - Minecraft |
| 823 | ** As part of ''VideoGame/{{Cuphead}}'' Takeover Week, "Al-cup-o" and "Mug-chael" join Joe and Matt in a series of battles against Twilight Forest boss mobs. The video begins with Al-cup-o and Mug-chael, in their respective Cuphead and Mugman skins, asking Joe if he's sucked two straws at once. |
| 824 | *** Al-cup-o later asks Joe if he's deepthroated a straw. |
| 825 | ** The first boss mob, the Naga, goes smoothly, with only Matt getting killed (by Joe, no less). When King Dice (Ky) reveals that the Naga is the easiest mob, Mug-chael says that they're screwed. |
| 826 | ** The second boss mob, the Twilight Lich, goes equally as smoothly, with the only death being when Mug-chael is sent into magma blocks by Al-cup-o. |
| 827 | ** The third boss mob, the Hydra, is the first to give them trouble. On the second attempt, only Matt is left alive to defeat the Hydra (even more impressive when you consider the Hydra had ''five heads'' when Matt killed it). When the Devil (Lindsay) tells Matt that he's now a hero to all Greece, Matt says he only wants the lower west side. |
| 828 | ** The fourth boss mob, the Snow Queen, is once again a struggle due to the group having to fight ''three of them'' as well as the numerous hostile mobs that are now spawning since it's nighttime. On the second attempt, King Dice only has the Devil spawn two, which Al-cup-o and Joe are able to beat. |
| 829 | ** The fifth boss mob, the Ur-Ghast, turns out to be so destructive that ''not even the arena itself'' can withstand having two active at the same time. King Dice is forced to call the challenge early, much to the chagrin of the surviving Al-cup-o, who was still fighting them, so that she can rebuild the destroyed arena. |
| 830 | *** The fight is not helped by the hostile mobs that spawn in large numbers, such as a coven of witches that all spawn and attack Joe. |
| 831 | --->'''Joe:''' Why the fuck is there a group of witches?!\ |
| 832 | '''Matt:''' [[SkewedPriorities It's called a coven!]] |
| 833 | ** The second attempt at the Ur-Ghast goes better than the first, with one of them being killed before Al-cup-o, the last survivor, is killed by the second one. Unfortunately for King Dice, the four players are able to find a way out of the arena and sail away in boats, leaving a sixth boss mob [[TheUnfought unfought]]. |
| 834 | *** Joe, the first to escape, falls into the Void after realizing too late that there's a hole in the ocean. |
| 835 | *** Al-cup-o and Mug-chael's boat breaks, forcing them to take another boat away from the arena. As they sail away, Mug-chael looks at the camera with an arrow in his head. |
| 836 | |
| 837 | * We Finish the Tree House Build - Minecraft |
| 838 | ** Joe and BK continue on their houses, with Matt and Lindsay helping BK while Alfredo goes out of his way to sabotage Joe's build. This leads to Joe falling to his death multiple times, causing him to spawn in the ''VideoGame/{{Cuphead}}'' arena from the last video. Unfortunately, Lindsay can't teleport him back without teleporting ''everyone else on the map'', including Ky, who tries as hard as possible to not be part of the video. |
| 839 | *** After several deaths, Joe decides to sleep in Alfredo's house. After setting his spawn, he tries to go through Alfredo's chests, only to meet the business end of Alfredo's diamond sword. |
| 840 | ** Alfredo begins taunting Ky, taking on a Creator/SteveIrwin impression as he watches her walk around the map. When Ky pulls out a sword, Alfredo threatens her, not breaking character in the process. |
| 841 | --->'''Matt:''' Not very often in a nature documentary does the narrator threaten the animals.\ |
| 842 | '''Lindsay:''' ''(in their own Steve Irwin impression)'' This kangaroo's endangered... and I'm the danger! |
| 843 | ** The group discuss whether they know their own blood types or Social Security numbers. Lindsay "reveals" that Matt's SSN is [[Music/TommyTutone 867-5309]]. |
| 844 | --->'''Matt:''' I told you that in ''confidence''! |
| 845 | ** Lindsay places a blood fountain on Joe's house, which floods Ky's subway. Lindsay comments that Ky won't like it very much, but then asks BK if she, as a New Yorker, found the concept of a subway flooded with blood hilarious. |
| 846 | ** Alfredo looks over at Ky's screen and can only describe what she's building as "[[Franchise/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]]'s sex dungeon". Ky, in the chat, questions what the fuck is wrong with Alfredo. |
| 847 | --->'''Lindsay:''' I ''think'' I know what she's building, which makes what you think it is even funnier. |
| 848 | ** When Joe's house is ''finally'' complete, he invites the others over. Alfredo begins stacking ice blocks as high as he can, which Joe can't break because ice blocks become water when broken. |
| 849 | --->'''Joe:''' Alfredo, please!\ |
| 850 | '''Matt:''' It's Alfredo ''Plays''. |
| 851 | ** In the outro, Lindsay mentions that Matt "graciously volunteered" to help build the group's "[[{{Pun}} mom-ument]]". |
| 852 | |
| 853 | * Breaking Minecraft's Hardest Escape Room |
| 854 | ** The gang have to solve their way out of Minecraft's hardest fan-made escape room, with Alfredo as their guide. In true Achievement Hunter fashion, they end up having to restart a few minutes in because they started in the wrong mode. |
| 855 | *** Ky suggests that they pretend this is their first attempt and spends the next few minutes "reacting" to whatever they find. |
| 856 | ** A few moments later, they end up getting softlocked when Matt accidentally throws their Ender Pearl, forcing another restart and a [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties "Technical Difficulties"]] screen. |
| 857 | ** After ''finally'' escaping the first room, they spawn a chicken, which they name Cluck-Cluck. Cluck-Cluck ends up swimming in the 1x1 pool they need to swim down to escape the second room, which annoys Matt. |
| 858 | --->'''Lindsay:''' Cluck-Cluck don't give a fuck-fuck. |
| 859 | ** When they swim down the 1x1, they find that two of the blocks seem to be wood, leading them to assume they have to break them. After several attempts, near-drownings, and the long process of creating an air pocket, they discover that what they thought were two blocks of wood were in fact a door they could have opened at any time. |
| 860 | ** After having to kill Cluck-Cluck to get a feather to craft an arrow to shoot a target on the ceiling which activates a dropper that drops an enchanted book with Flame, Matt builds up to the dropper to check if there's anything else in it so he doesn't waste any arrows. It's empty, so Matt takes the target with him. The others suggest using the enchanted book to enchant the bow to shoot flaming arrows at a block of ice on the floor, but Matt (at Trevor's request) instead ends up swimming through a 1x1 block which takes him out of the room. He then climbs up the redstone fixtures and discovers that he is now outside. That's right: They ended up ''breaking the game by accident''. |
| 861 | *** As Alfredo tries to protest, Matt argues that, since they escaped, they completed the goal of the ''escape'' room. |
| 862 | --->'''Matt:''' [[Music/LouisArmstrong I see trees of green! Red roses, too!]] |
| 863 | ** Trevor promises that they'll be back next week to solve the escape room ''properly'' this time. |
| 864 | [[/folder]] |
| 865 | |
| 866 | [[folder:''Things to Do in Minecraft'']] |
| 867 | * Gavin demonstrating the three best ways to grief in ''Minecraft'', seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GqkHwYWEaY here]]. |
| 868 | * "Indoor Pool": Gavin manages to figure out how to completely flood Geoff's enormous Monolith house with a single lever. |
| 869 | ** This ended up being the gift that kept on giving as people kept accidentally pulling the flood lever while trying to exit Geoff's house for the next few years. |
| 870 | ** Also notable is that Gavin accidentally spoiled the winner of the next Let's Play (two weeks early, mind you) by [[spoiler:following Geoff outside as he ran past Jack's house, which had the Tower of Pimps displayed]]. |
| 871 | * ''Things to Do in Minecraft'': "Slice of Hell": Gavin, Geoff, and Ryan create a repeating circuit that causes the back wall of Ray's house to empty its contents from 17 hidden dispensers. Each dispenser contains (what else?) ''576'' cakes (9,792 total). Ray's FreakOut is priceless. Makes people wonder if ''that'' was why Episode 46 started in Achievement City... |
| 872 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Rock, Paper, Scissors": |
| 873 | ** The game works by each player standing on either side of a wall which is then pulled back to reveal what each player is holding. The first time they do this Michael is facing the wrong way. |
| 874 | ** The moment when Michael, Ray, Ryan and Jack [[spoiler:(mainly Jack)]] discover the forfeit for the loser of each round: [[spoiler: One hell of a long drop]]. |
| 875 | ** Ryan's 'answer for that' after his first tie with Gavin: |
| 876 | -->'''Ryan:''' [[spoiler: ''(holding a bit of beef)'' STEAK!]] |
| 877 | ** [[spoiler: Ryan loses his second round against Michael but Jack falls instead because he was standing too close to Ryan when the block is pulled from underneath the Gent's platform.]] |
| 878 | -->[[spoiler:'''Jack:''']] [[spoiler: I was gonna go with him but he didn't go!]] |
| 879 | ** Gavin visits Ray's website in the stinger. [[spoiler:It links to Meatspin.]] |
| 880 | *** Even better is that [[spoiler:Gavin actually ''guessed'' it linked to Meatspin before checking it out, but Ray said it didn't. "[[BlatantLies What am I, an asshole?]]"]] |
| 881 | * In ''Things to Do in Minecraft'': "[=CreePlunk=]": |
| 882 | ** At one point, a Creeper lands in the small hole where Michael was trapped and on fire. Michael panics as its prepares to explode... exploding, ''not'' killing him and allowing him and Ryan to escape at the same time! |
| 883 | ** At another point, Jack becomes trapped with a Creeper, but the Creeper just keeps jumping up and down, as if it's humping his leg. As Jack tries to offer it a flower, a pile of sand crushes the Creeper... and another crushes Jack. |
| 884 | *** Thanks to the earlier incident, it comes down to just waiting for Ray to die. Ryan and Michael hop out and approach the little hole Ray is trapped in and start tossing in all of their items. ''Somehow'', it's enough to save Ray as he suddenly pops out of the hole alive! |
| 885 | *** Though actually, the reason Ray got out was because he was jumping, and so was jumping on top of the sand blocks as they fell, letting him jump out. |
| 886 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Incredible Disappearing Creeper": |
| 887 | ** Everyone mocking the fact that bubbles surround the creepers making them pretty easy to spot, while Geoff and occasionally someone else will comment on how invisible the creepers are. |
| 888 | ** Gavin and Michael are bemused by how boring the game is, coming from a couple of Professional Minecraft builders. |
| 889 | --->'''Gavin:''' So our Build Team's fired, right? |
| 890 | --->'''Michael:''' Yeah. They're not- No, they're great at building! Look how nice it looks! |
| 891 | --->'''Geoff:''' It is beautiful. |
| 892 | --->'''Gavin:''' They're really good at building completely nonfunctional, beautiful- |
| 893 | --->'''Michael:''' See, I thought the difference between hiring them and moving them here was that, after they built it, they could fucking play the thing before they give it to us! (''imitating one of the Build Team members'') Guys, we built this. Uh, didn't load it, because we're ''that'' confident. It's gonna work great. Oh, God. Did you guys- did you guys try looking at the Creeper, because I forgot to! |
| 894 | ** At one point, the Creeper onslaught comes to a stop, at which point Ryan, Jack, and Michael wonder if they just "won" the game. |
| 895 | --->'''Ryan:''' Did we survive [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome Thunderdome]]? |
| 896 | *** Ryan then begins to mocking the Creepers locked up in captivity ("Look at me, Creepers! I'm eating potatoes!"), walking up to their cell while doing so. When Geoff subsequently releases a new group of Creepers, Ryan is standing so close to them that ''he'' gets doused in invisibility. He begins running around, asking the guys [[ItMakesSenseInContext if they can spot him holding a potato]]. |
| 897 | ---->'''Michael''': Ryan, you saved the video! |
| 898 | ** Gavin wonders whether it would be better if everyone was "invisible". |
| 899 | --->'''Gavin''': It would actually be difficult. |
| 900 | --->'''Ryan''': Why would that be difficult? You'd still- |
| 901 | --->'''Gavin''': 'Cause some of the bubbles are deadly and some are lovely! Now, there would be "question mark" bubbles. |
| 902 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Bumper Boats" |
| 903 | ** When Geoff comments that the Build Team made this Things to Do, Ray comments "[[SarcasmMode So it's going to work great.]]". Ryan then falls out of the arena immediately. |
| 904 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Rug Burn" |
| 905 | ** When Geoff announces that everyone's task for the day is to ruin someone else's day, Lindsay ends the video by saying in a plotting voice "Ryan, you're here..." |
| 906 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Thanksgiving" |
| 907 | ** The video opens with a live-action explanation of the task. They shoot an arrow at a giant turkey in Minecraft and then eat whatever food pops out in real-life. Trouble is, Matt and Jeremy constructed the game for six players and Jack and Michael are out of town. [[spoiler:Geoff uses his boss-authority to rope the two new guys into the game as well]]. |
| 908 | ** During said live-action segment, after Kdin explains that they're about to do something for Thanksgiving: |
| 909 | --> '''Gavin''': ''(raises hand)'' I have a question! |
| 910 | --> '''Kdin''': Yeah, go for it. |
| 911 | --> '''Gavin''': What's... what's Thanksgiving? ''(starts walking back to his seat as the others laugh)'' |
| 912 | --> '''Geoff''': It's when all the Americans get together and are thankful we're not British anymore. |
| 913 | ** The food they have available to eat: cookies, carrots, cake, pumpkin pie, chicken, apples, bread, and rotten flesh (the real life equivalent being spicy Slim Jims). But here's the problem: the carrots, cookies, and apples are presumably the easiest to eat, but do very little for food in-game [[spoiler: and nobody ever gets carrots anyway]]. Rotten flesh also does little, but the Slim Jims are ''extra'' spicy; the chicken is exceptionally greasy, as Ryan attests; the bread isn't bad, but you have to eat ''half a loaf'' (originally a full loaf), which takes a while; nobody in the office seems to like pumpkin pie; and the cake is good in-game (two cakes would be more than enough to win), but it's apparently very heavy in real life, and is one of the worst foods to get for it. The game is constantly flickering between "get enough food to fill your bar in-game" and "don't get enough food to make yourself sick". These guys discover it's very difficult to have one without the other. |
| 914 | ** The point of the game is to be the first to fill the foodbar in Minecraft. Difficult when you keep being attacked by mobs and falling into holes... |
| 915 | ** The look [[spoiler:Gavin]] gives the camera when, being very close to winning, he gets a ''cookie''. |
| 916 | ** Two people, [[spoiler:Geoff]] and [[spoiler:Jeremy]], both have enough in-game food to win, so it just comes down to who can finish their ''real life'' food first. [[spoiler:Jeremy]] just keeps sitting and scarfing food as quickly as he can, looking completely ''tortured'' in the process, while [[spoiler:Geoff]] gets up and keeps walking around as he eats, getting increasingly frustrated (and even chewing so fast he hurts his jaw). [[spoiler:Jeremy]] wins, ''barely''. |
| 917 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Fly Fishing" |
| 918 | ** The game is broken in the first 60 seconds by Ryan apparently. |
| 919 | ** The game is chaotic with players falling off their stands constantly, Matt in the background shouting about how things are broken and how to fix it and Geoff trying to make it work. |
| 920 | ** Ryan steals one of Gavin's chickens. When Geoff says that's cheating Ryan uses his "[[LoopholeAbuse You never said that was a rule]]" excuse and the others yell at him. |
| 921 | ** Towards the end they start singing "The Final Cluckdown" with Michael making chicken noises in time to the tune. |
| 922 | * ''Things To Do in Minecraft'' - "Happy New Year": |
| 923 | ** "Max blood". An argument started due to Gavin's poor understanding of the concept of dilution. |
| 924 | ** They decide to have a fireworks display in Geoff's house, which is tall enough for the fireworks to explode with plenty of room above them. |
| 925 | ** Gavin asks if they're saving and when he finds out they're not, triggers Indoor Pool. Cue a furious dash and fight to get out of the front door. [[spoiler:Of course, the only one to get stuck in the flooded house is... [[LaserGuidedKarma Gavin himself]].]] |
| 926 | ** Michael and Gavin get into a screaming match over whether water is more refreshing when it's cold or room temperature, while Ryan sings Auld Lang Syne in the background. |
| 927 | ---> '''Michael:''' Didn't we sing this in the Christmas Let's Play? |
| 928 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - "Gerudo Shooting Gallery" |
| 929 | ** Ryan mounts a horse in the area of the gallery... and then can't get off it. He doesn't want anyone to kill it though... |
| 930 | ** Geoff has been assured that the arrows shot will ''not'' vanish. [[spoiler:They do and make adding up the total that much harder]]. |
| 931 | ** At one point Jack is buried under the sand by Gavin. He then proceeds to start digging sideways, causing sand to collapse and confusing Ryan. |
| 932 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - "Angry Birds" |
| 933 | ** While the Gents are building their house Ray sets himself on fire and flies around being a shooting star. |
| 934 | ** Michael gets bored. |
| 935 | ---> '''Michael''': "You ever been building a house and then, like, ''a bear flies through it''?" ''(flies through the half-finished house)'' |
| 936 | ** The Lads take their turn firing the TNT cannons - [[spoiler:none of the cannons get anywhere NEAR the house]]. |
| 937 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - "Neigh Slayers X" |
| 938 | ** Jack complains that Geoff hasn't learned that too high is no good. Geoff protests, saying that super-low is worse [[spoiler:then dips Jack's horse into the lava]]. |
| 939 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - "End Game" |
| 940 | ** Gavin's odd noises when he makes tense jumps, such as "Bananas!" and "Penis!" |
| 941 | ** Everyone humming the theme to ''Series/MissionImpossible'' |
| 942 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - Barrel Race |
| 943 | -->'''Geoff:''' "This is for all the marbles."\ |
| 944 | '''Ryan:''' "We get marbles?"\ |
| 945 | '''Geoff:''' "The winner does."\ |
| 946 | '''Ryan:''' "I lost mine years ago." |
| 947 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - Mineokart Coin Runners |
| 948 | ** Ryan uses a collected fire charge to set his and Jack's intermingled sheep flock ablaze. He comes off worst but doesn't even care. |
| 949 | ** Geoff gets so carried away in competing he forgets to set his timer. |
| 950 | * ''Let's Explore: Los Santos in Minecraft'' |
| 951 | ** While trying to get their bodies back in this world, Jeremy decides to make a pun. [[LamePunReaction He gets muted for 60 seconds for it.]] |
| 952 | *** Even worse, [[ButtMonkey the host doesn't think Jeremy is part of the Achievement Hunter team.]] Predictably, the others make no effort to correct this and even accuse him of harassment. |
| 953 | * ''Things to do in Minecraft - "Slippy Mountain"'' |
| 954 | ** Once players reach the checkpoint, they can just fly back up to it. As most of them just leave the boat midair and fly back up, a boat graveyard forms on the bottom level. Eventually they have to start clearing it because they hit the maximum number of boats in the world. |
| 955 | *** During one of the moments when boats can't be placed, Ryan places his last boat too close to the slime blocks which trigger erratically, breaking his boat. |
| 956 | [[/folder]] |
| 957 | |
| 958 | [[folder:''Let's Build'']] |
| 959 | * Across many of the later videos is the use of dark suspenseful music whenever something goes wrong with a build, giving the scene a gravitas it doesn't deserve. The same applies to the previews and previously segments, which often include comments that are far more comical than the music would imply. |
| 960 | * ''Let's Build'': "Indoor Pool" is mostly uneventful, until near the end before the final test run. While doing last minute checks [[spoiler:Geoff covers up the circuit under the floor, accidentally breaking it and setting off the Indoor Pool. Gavin's noises when he looks up and ''realises'' are a mixture of amusement, laughter, disbelief and sheer '''terror''']]. |
| 961 | * ''Let's Build'': "Slice of Hell" contains a lot of references to previously-seen videos: |
| 962 | ** The cow in Ryan's house. |
| 963 | ** Dan Gruchy's "glass in the finger" injury from a ''WebVideo/TheSlowMoGuys'' video. |
| 964 | ** Geoff catches Gavin building his trophy room. |
| 965 | * In ''Let's Build'':"Dark Achievement City Part 3" Goeff and Gavin are trying to rebuild Jack's house in the nether, complete with lava trap. Goeff forgets to put the stopping block down, resulting in the whole thing burning down. |
| 966 | * In ''Let's Build'': "The Pit", one moment crosses over with CMOH when Michael mentions that he and Lindsay [[spoiler:have bought the wedding dress]]. |
| 967 | -->'''Geoff''': "[[SincerityMode Oh, congratulations.]]" |
| 968 | -->'''Lindsay and Michael''': "Yeah." |
| 969 | -->'''Geoff''': "You're gonna look lovely in it, Michael." |
| 970 | -->'''Michael''': ''(at the exact same time)'' "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Lindsay's almost got hers, too]]." |
| 971 | ** Becomes HilariousInHindsight with [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnR2TTPCYAATB0D.jpg this picture]] taken after their wedding. |
| 972 | ** And a few seconds later: |
| 973 | -->'''Lindsay''' "Well, Michael's probably gonna marry Gavin and then immediately go over to our wedding." |
| 974 | * ''Let's Build'': "Snowbound Part 1". As Michael joins in, we learn that he is an OCD Builder. |
| 975 | -->'''Michael''': ''(referring to how the two sides of the river are not symmetrical)'' "Should I fill this area over here in?" |
| 976 | -->'''Geoff''': "Nah." |
| 977 | -->'''Michael''': "Can I fill it in?" |
| 978 | -->'''Geoff''': "Uh..." |
| 979 | -->'''Michael''': "Do you want me to buy the eraser on the way home and eat it or...? 'Cause I kinda want to eat the eraser." |
| 980 | * ''Let's Build'': "Geoff's Anatomy" |
| 981 | ** The naming of the Let's Play they're building: |
| 982 | -->'''Ryan''': "Is there a play on some shitty hospital show we can make?" |
| 983 | -->'''Ray''': "Well, the only hospital show I can think of is ''Series/{{ER}}''." ''({{Beat}})'' |
| 984 | -->'''Ray''': "Oh, there's ''Series/GreysAnatomy''. '[[EurekaMoment Geoff's Anatomy!]]'" ''(Slams desk)'' "Boom!" |
| 985 | * ''Let's Build'': "Ice Cube Part 4" |
| 986 | ** Ryan gets bored and spawns a cow inside Ice Cube and then attempts to build up the ice around it so no one will notice. |
| 987 | *** Michael does. Then gives the cow a 'friend' (a creeper head). |
| 988 | * ''Let's Build'': "Ice Cube Part 5" ends [[spoiler:with the guys pouring several buckets of lava on top of Ice Cube. Just to see what would happen]]. |
| 989 | * ''Let's Build'': "Golden Hoe Part 1" |
| 990 | ** Gavin's test on building an End Portal. After breaking the frame they realise the portal is still there and attempt to 'put it out' by pouring water over it. [[spoiler:Doesn't work]]. |
| 991 | * ''Let's Build'': "Golden Hoe Part 2" |
| 992 | ** Gavin pours a bucket of lava on a cow that has been annoying him for most of the episode and in the distance we hear this: |
| 993 | -->'''Ryan''': "''Noooooooooo!''" |
| 994 | * ''Let's Build'': "Episode 100" |
| 995 | ** On-going confusion about how many items are needed and how many places the scavenger hunt will visit throughout the video eventually leads to Geoff and Gavin flying all over the map to make sure they've not placed too many gold blocks. [[spoiler:They have.]] |
| 996 | ** Thinking up the clue to lead to the Sheep. |
| 997 | * ''Let's Build'': "The Credits Part 1" |
| 998 | ** Ryan forgets to hit the capture button before syncing the first time. Kdin gets to insert another 'lovely' message into the footage. |
| 999 | --> '''On-screen text''': Pro Tip: It helps if you hit the capture button first, Ryan. -Love, Kdin |
| 1000 | ** Gavin gives Ryan a "Would you...?" question where he would get a million dollars but only be allowed to use each word once in that year. Ryan replies "Oh, I could make myself understood..." |
| 1001 | ** The 'Next Time on Let's Build' is Gavin putting the sign up with Kdin's name. |
| 1002 | * ''Let's Build'': "The Credits Part 2 "me |
| 1003 | ** Geoff puts a capital H into the wall in iron ore without realising it. Ryan adds a capital I underneath it. |
| 1004 | ** More footage problems, another Kdin on-screen message! |
| 1005 | --> '''On-screen text''': At this point Gavin's footage committed seppuku. But here's what I assume the sign he's writing says: Caleb Denecour "Disc Golf" Enthusiast |
| 1006 | * ''Let's Build'': "Dropping List" |
| 1007 | ** At one point Geoff leaves the room and 'tags in' Ryan to help Gavin continue the build while he's gone. Instead the two of them talk about bad food, sex and what exactly makes a kitchen a kitchen while circling each other. |
| 1008 | ** Geoff finds a column of dirt with a pumpkin on top and asks Gavin what it is. Gavin asks if it's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYFaf8j91No the Negatower]]. |
| 1009 | ** Geoff finds the site of where Ryan drowned Gavin in Shopping List: |
| 1010 | -->'''Geoff''': See over here, this little thing? I dunno what this is from, somebody err... somebody's cave here. |
| 1011 | -->'''Gavin''': Yeah, that's my dig-hole that Ryan drowned me. |
| 1012 | -->'''Geoff''': Oh, really? |
| 1013 | -->'''Gavin''': Yeah when we were doing Shopping List. |
| 1014 | -->'''Geoff''': Should we cover it up? Or leave it? |
| 1015 | -->'''Gavin''': Eh, it's a piece of history. |
| 1016 | -->'''Ryan''': ''(off mic)'' Leave it! |
| 1017 | -->'''Gavin''': Ryan says leave it. |
| 1018 | -->'''Geoff''': Ryan says leave it... |
| 1019 | -->'''Gavin''': The memories of my last breath... |
| 1020 | -->'''Ryan''': ''(off mic)'' Otherwise I'll just have to do it again! |
| 1021 | -->''(Geoff and Gavin laugh)'' |
| 1022 | * ''Let's Build'': "Nega Tower Part 2" |
| 1023 | ** During a discussion about how it was probably Kerry's fault that the Snowbound Let's Play was messed up, the text ''So cringeworthy'' is flashed on screen. |
| 1024 | ** Gavin proposes one of the "You get... but..." questions that involves wiping the tip of his penis across the forehead of Geoff/Ryan as being the only way they can awaken but they get quarter of a million - but if Gavin is dead the wake-up call is no longer needed. Ryan remarks that Gavin is offering money for someone to murder him almost immediately. |
| 1025 | ** While building the 'evil' door #4: |
| 1026 | -->'''Geoff''': What's the most ''evil'' of the stones? |
| 1027 | --> '''Ryan''': Kidney. |
| 1028 | ** Geoff decides to show how the doors will work. He then runs through a situation where Jack is the contestant, and [[SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Ryan provides 'Jack's' voice]]. In the example 'Jack' gets [[HilariousinHindsight a wooden sword]]. |
| 1029 | ** "How excited are you for Xbox One worlds getting bigger?" "Me..." |
| 1030 | * ''Let's Build'': "Halo CTF" teaches us that it's possible for Jack to get so confused and distracted by a backwards microphone that he can miss what's being said to him. |
| 1031 | * ''Let's Build'': "Giant Creeper" - A 2 year old video showing the construction of the Creeper in the Field of Giants |
| 1032 | ** The text at the start of the video before even the ''Let's Build'' title animation sums up the video's history well. |
| 1033 | --> ''Sometimes while building in minecraft, Geoff and Gav get drunk'' |
| 1034 | --> ''On one occasion they got REALLY drunk'' |
| 1035 | --> ''So drunk they debated whether the video was even usable'' |
| 1036 | --> ''The debate lasted almost 2 years'' |
| 1037 | --> ''Finally, they decided...'' |
| 1038 | --> ''Fuck it.'' |
| 1039 | ** After the ''Let's Build'' title animation we see some live-action footage of Griffon, Geoff and Gavin making what they call a 'Creeper' cocktail. Just from their reactions, you can tell it's strong [[spoiler:and thus the video is going to be amazing]]. |
| 1040 | ** The video just gets funnier as it goes on and both men get drunker. [[spoiler:Especially when drunk!Gavin accidentally sets off the Creeper while trying to find a place to put the lever. Thank god they'd just saved]]. |
| 1041 | * ''Let's Build'': "Top Chef Part 1": has Lindsay, Kdin, Jeremy, and Matt building a future LP. |
| 1042 | ** The story about Lindsay scamming kids out of their Pokémon cards at church. |
| 1043 | ** They discover that you can turn a person invisible with a potion and spend a lot of time throwing the potions at each other. |
| 1044 | * ''Let's Build'': "Top Chef Part 2": Continues the invisible potion fun. |
| 1045 | ** At one point Matt finds a cat and tries to kill it leading to Lindsay and Jeremy trying to stop him (Jeremy accidentally hitting Lindsay with yet another invisibility potion in the process), and as soon as Matt kills the cat both Lindsay and Jeremy cry out. |
| 1046 | ---> [[BigNo ''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'']] |
| 1047 | * ''Let's Build'': "Top Chef Part 3": Extends the invisible potion fun. |
| 1048 | ** At one point Lindsay gets up to get a drink and promptly falls on her face leading to one of the guys recording it and editing the video into the corner as she drags herself to the door. |
| 1049 | * ''Let's Build'': "Legends of the Hidden Tower": Once again has fun with potions as Jeremy just starts throwing random potions at the others shouting, "I've got a potion for that!" |
| 1050 | ** The following conversation happens as they attempt to level a village (using TNT naturally). |
| 1051 | ---> '''Kdin''': Shout out to Tumblr. Hey Tumblr, Meremy, there’s your shipping name. |
| 1052 | ---> '''Jeremy''': Don't do it. Don't do that please. |
| 1053 | ---> '''Lindsay''': It begins. |
| 1054 | ---> '''Jeremy''': Can I at least be on top? |
| 1055 | ---> '''Kdin''': No, you’re smaller than him. |
| 1056 | ---> '''Jeremy''': Dammit. |
| 1057 | ---> '''Matt''': ''(laughing at his explosions in the background)'' |
| 1058 | ---> '''Kdin''': However, you are a power bottom. |
| 1059 | ---> '''Matt''': ''(continues to laugh at the TNT)'' |
| 1060 | ---> '''Jeremy''': Thanks. What the hell just happened? Why did this blow up? |
| 1061 | ---> '''Matt''': Oh, are you guys fixing this? |
| 1062 | * ''Let's Build'': "Legends of the Hidden Tower Part 2" has them coming up with team names. What do they settle on? The Brown Platypusses, The Magenta Mooshrooms, and The Cyan Squids |
| 1063 | ** Though the Build Team never notice it, one of the three platforms for building the house is smaller by one row of blocks. [[BrickJoke This will come back to bite them in the actual Let's Play.]] |
| 1064 | * ''Let's Build'': "Perfection Part 1" has the return of the potions. |
| 1065 | ---> '''Kdin''': Hey Jeremy it's a little dark over here. |
| 1066 | ---> '''Kdin''': Jeremy, Can you hook a brother up? |
| 1067 | ---> '''Jeremy''': ''(gasps)'' I have a potion for that! |
| 1068 | ---> '''Kdin''': Hit me! |
| 1069 | ---> '''Jeremy''': ''(throws a potion of Night Vision at Kdin while squealing with happiness)'' YAY! |
| 1070 | * In ''Let's Build'': "Perfection Part 2", While timing a series of redstone they eventually discover that they wired it in a circle, meaning it will never end. |
| 1071 | * ''Let's Build'': "Halloween Spooktacular" opens with Jeremy angry at Xbox Live because he cannot download the Halloween pack. This a recurring trend throughout the video as he continues to get messages from Xbox Live telling him he doesn't have the correct pack. Matt and Kdin say it's the xbox taunting him. |
| 1072 | *** To add insult to injury, Jeremy can no longer make Matt and Kdin invisible thanks to a fan who told them that milk will reverse the effects (Matt claimed to know this but didn't say anything to let Jeremy have his fun) |
| 1073 | ** Matt puts on a mask over the mask on his skin pack. Kdin puts on a mask too, only to have her dragon snout poking through. |
| 1074 | ** During Part 3 we get this conversation |
| 1075 | ---> '''Jeremy''': Matt, what are you having for dinner tonight? |
| 1076 | ---> '''Matt''': ... |
| 1077 | ---> '''Jeremy''': What are you having for dinner? |
| 1078 | ---> '''Matt''': Bread sticks. |
| 1079 | ---> '''Jeremy''': How many? |
| 1080 | ---> '''Matt''': ...I ordered 48. |
| 1081 | ** At the end of Part 3, Matt spawns an ocelot, which causes the other two to begin to throw potions of harming at said ocelot. Matt proceeds to hide inside a house to spawn another. However, Jeremy finds him on the map and kills it again, leading to Matt to hide in a second house and spawn a new ocelot. Right as he spawns it, the door opens and in flies a potion of harming, killing the ocelot. |
| 1082 | * In ''Let's Build'' Thanksgiving: After spending almost an hour building a Turkey made of wool in the middle of Achievement City Jeremy urges Matt to save the map, which he does, almost immediately Jeremy pours lava over the turkey. Unfortunately Matt saves right as he pours the lava leading to chaos. |
| 1083 | ** Said chaos gets worse when Lindsay detonates some TNT on top of the turkey and the game autosaves... |
| 1084 | ** Some HilariousInHindsight; it's funny just to see these guys (or Matt and Jeremy at least) building something that, later, ''they'' will have to be tormented by and participate in - Geoff basically volunteers them as replacements for Jack and Michael due to those two being gone. |
| 1085 | * In ''Let's Build'' Polar Express: Team Building Exercise has the task of building a village for the main group to deliver presents too. They make a sad depressed village full of orphans and a dumpster fire... |
| 1086 | ** Jeremy discovers to his horror what happens when you put on a pumpkin with the texture pack they're using. |
| 1087 | * In ''Let's Build'' New Years: Jeremy is absent and later on is the one editing the video, so the other members of TBE talk smack about him as he inserts a face cam of himself on screen... |
| 1088 | * Let's Test - Wipeout X |
| 1089 | ** Matt and Jeremy had just finished filming Off Topic #126, so they're still ''incredibly'' drunk. With pizza in hand, they proceed to yell at the very patient support crew to test out the Wipeout X course. |
| 1090 | --->'''Jeremy:''' LARRY, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! |
| 1091 | ** Ashley's the first to go, and she's amused by the fact that Matt has a clipboard and sloppily scribbling notes on it. She also kicks off the support crew's inability to get past the first set of ladders. |
| 1092 | ** Sarah's never even ''played'' Minecraft and as she remains stuck at the ladders, Matt and Jeremy mention how much they lusted after Lara Croft and polygons. |
| 1093 | ** Matt questions Neal on whether not stress is a factor in why he's doing poorly. |
| 1094 | ** Jarren (who was an intern at the time) is the only one to actually complete the course and nail the final jump, with a time of twelve minutes, just slightly over Gavin's time. Matt writes "knows his worth" down under his name. |
| 1095 | ** Before Kent could even start, Jeremy demands more drinks. Unfortunately for him, Sarah could only scrounge up ginger beer. (Steffie pops in later with Dr. Pepper.) |
| 1096 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Ginger beer? GO TO HELL! |
| 1097 | *** Just before Kent starts, Larry tells Jeremy that the arrow dispenser ran out. As he goes to yell at Larry, Matt asks Kent about his cat. During the test, Jeremy tells Kent to turn right, so he looks at Matt. |
| 1098 | ** Andy notices he looks shiny in the camera and mentions that he was once attacked by a goose. He also fails to complete the ladders and as he tries to go one more time, Jeremy forcibly pulls him away and chucks him out. |
| 1099 | ** Jeremy and Matt try to get Steffie to spill who's the most difficult AH member, she diplomatically says it depends on the day...before mentioning that [[PickyEater Jack has a very specific pizza order.]] |
| 1100 | ** Matt slams the door after they call for Alec and Jeremy reminds him that they need him in the room. When Jeremy decides that Alec's turn is over, he shakes his hand...and Alec refuses to let go. |
| 1101 | ** Larry's the last to go and gets [[ButtMonkey the worst of their yelling]], even accidentally doing two complete 360 turns trying to orient himself. As he gets kicked out of the stream room, he shoves pizza into Matt's mouth. |
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