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1* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06082007 Lyle pukes on a football.]] Hard enough to make it go three feet.
2--> Lyle: I spiraled it, by the way. That doesn't just happen by not caring.
3* "[[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02012006 You would cut off your own face if people thought you lost a fight to me.]]" Envelopé would also put his kids into the Witness Protection Program for them to escape the shame. As the alt-text says, "Ray Smuckles is definitely known locally as a dude you don't want to have lost a fight to."
4** Gets a call back later when Beef buys a Polish from a hot dog vendor who calls in and asks about Envelopé and we hear "Plastic surgery? Really?"
5* On the army they've amassed in the GOF:
6--> '''Ray:''' Beef, why do I get the feeling that our army's made of ex-kids who were always picked last for kickball?\
7'''Roast Beef:''' Can you think of anyone who has a more gigantic and deep-seated fury at the world
8* The way Todd enters the North Korean Magical Realism Text Adventure world... by pissing up a rope, after being told to do so by an irate [[FanNickname Tacodore]].
9* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10012001 Come on.]]
10* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07312006 Pat's gayness: exposed!]]
11* The sheer politically incorrect absurdity of the line [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004 "Hey! Don't make my car call me a fag!"]]
12* Most of the comments can qualify as a crowning moment of funny. It's like a little, self-contained world of hilarity. Sadly, with the death of Assetbar in 2012, they may truly be lost forever.
13* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04292004 Spy Ware]], the first appearance of Ray's fetish.
14* Ray spending his time at the library... [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07132004 in the true Ray Smuckles Way.]]
15* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 Teodor finds the guy who made Comic Sans]]. Asskicking ensues.
16* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08222007 Philippe's 5th Birthday Party]], in which Todd does a lot of coke (or does he?)
17-->'''Ray:''' Don't you do cocaine at ME, you son of a bitch!
18* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01272005 Ray Gets Sort of Stoned]] and its companion, [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01282005 Ray is high under the table]].
19* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06282002 "Magic Underpants Finale",]] for starting the whole "x... is... rad!" meme.
20* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05292003 Roast Beef tries to kill a chicken humanely]].
21* The Subway Wars. Several characters start up Subways joints in the area, and things come to a head when Pat resorts to dirty tactics to get Lyle shut down. Vlad looks at Pats website (yes, Pat actually build a website for his Subway, complete with message board). Vlad, appalled by both the tacky web-design (including embedded [=MIDIs=]) and Pat's general arrogance, gets into a FlameWar with Pat. Pat ''finally'' figures out how to ban Vlad, but the robot has the last laugh; he crack the site and [[http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02202003 turns it into a haven for white supremacists]].
22* On the topic of funny arcs, how about [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10272005 the brief storyline]] where Little Nephew tries to establish a world record by (very) slowly driving a 1973 Honda Civic into a lake, with the RunningGag of Ray conspicuously missing the round-the-clock news coverage?
23* Ray's short-lived venture into [[http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04112007 porn production.]] Teodore's comments on each scene are hysterical.
24* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02132002 Pork chops with applesauce?]]
25* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06212002 Here I come dogg]]
26* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112016 Ray and Teodor learn it's not a good idea to search Roast Beef's browsing history]].

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