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3	-> ''"C'mon! Just see the film, it's not the end of the world. You go see see, you check it out, there's a coup -- a bunch of good laughs in it, and, uh, if you go see it and see the whole movie and stay to the very end, you get a $10 gift certificate to Walden Books."''
4	-->-- '''Tim'''
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6	A 2012 comedy film from [[Creator/TimAndEric Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim]], the stars and creators of ''WesternAnimation/TomGoesToTheMayor'' and ''Series/TimAndEricAwesomeShowGreatJob''. The film stars the titular duo, playing [[AsHimself twisted versions of themselves]], as two filmmakers who are given a record setting 1 billion dollar budget by the Schlaaang Corporation to [[ShowWithinAShow make a movie]].
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8	After wasting the money on superfluous things (i.e. a $500,000 personal trainer, real diamonds, paying Creator/JohnnyDepp's salary to a Johnny Depp impersonator, etc.) and signing a bad contract, they find themselves owing the corporation the money. After seeing an advertisement with Damian Weebs (Creator/WillFerrell) looking for somebody to run his mall, with the promise they will make a billion dollars, Tim and Eric decide to take the job. While trying to refurbish the mall, they must deal with vagrants (ex. a man-child named Taquito), bizarre stores (ex. Reggie's Used Toilet Paper Discount Warehouse), and a man-eating wolf that stalks the food court.
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10	Also features Creator/JohnCReilly, Creator/ZachGalifianakis, Creator/RayWise, Creator/JeffGoldblum, Creator/WillForte and a host of others, most of whom appeared on the duo's TV show.
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12	A sequel called ''[[http://adultswimcentral.com/2013/02/11/tim-eric-interview-in-apology-magazine-1-update-on-upcoming-projects/ Tim and Eric's Trillion Dollar Movie]]'' has been confirmed.
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15	!!This goof and a spoof contains examples of:
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17	* AfterTheEnd: When Tim and Eric arrive in the S'Wallow Valley Mall, the conditions are very post-apocalyptic, with Taquito living in his own constructed cave with custom machines and a toilet made from a bucket and spare toilet parts.
18	* AsHimself: In addition to the titular duo it's played straight with James Quall, Robert Axelrod, David Liebe Hart, Tenessee Winston Luke and Michael Gross. Subverted by Creator/JohnnyDepp and Creator/StevenSpielberg who are both played by impersonators and with Jeff Goldblum playing a spokesman in the opening segment named ''Chef'' Goldblum.
19	* BingeMontage: After the disaster of their billion dollar movie, Tim and Eric decide to go partying to ease the tension, first getting drunk, then doing cocaine off of women's chests, then getting high, and finally [[spoiler:Tim gets his arm chopped off while Eric gets his penis pierced]].
20	* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler:Tim and Eric save the S'Wallow Valley Mall ''and'' stop the Schlaaang Corporation, but Katie and Jeffery die, as does Jeffery's real father and Alan Bishopman after [[HeelFaceDoorSlam finally having a change of heart]], and Tim and Eric are sentenced to death for the deaths of everyone involved.]] Though, [[spoiler:this is only the [[ShowWithinAShow film-within-a-film]], as Tim and Eric get a normal HappyEnding for getting Steven Spielberg's approval for the film]].
21	* BlandNameProduct: The ''[[Videogame/{{Tetris}} Tetnis]]'' poster in Taquito's "house".
22	* BlatantLies: The "Actual Billionares" from the S'Wallow Valley Mall commercial.
23	* BookEnds: The film begins with a film-within-a-film, ''Bonjour, Diamond Jim'', and then cuts to the reaction of the Schlaaang Corporation. It ends with [[spoiler:cutting from the film-within-a-film, the entire previous plot, to the reaction of Steven Spielberg]].
24	* BoomHeadshot: [[spoiler: Katie]] dies this way.
25	* BreakTheHaughty: [[spoiler:Alan Bishopman after the Schlaaang Corporation find Tim and Eric and decide to kill him, too.]]
26	* BreakingTheFourthWall: At one point, they stop mid-fight to talk to the audience about their [[OverlyLongGag unique]] sense of humor, wishing they could have added a laugh track, but couldn't since it's a motion picture.
27	* BudgetBustingElement: InUniverse. A big reason the ShowWithinAShow ''Bonjour, Diamond Jim'' cost a billion dollars to make was because Tim and Eric insisted on having the protagonist wear a suit covered in thousands of genuine diamonds. It ate up so much of the budget that they could only afford to shoot three minutes of footage, and they had to cast a CelebrityImpersonator as Diamond Jim instead of the real Creator/JohnnyDepp.
28	* ButtMonkey: Jeffery's father, who has his used toilet paper business shut down, his son is taken away from him by Tim, and finally, [[spoiler:he is shot and blown up by the Schlaaang Corporation]].
29	* CaptainObvious: Dobis P.R.'s plan to save the mall:
30	** 1. Get rid of that [[OverlyLongGag WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF]]!!!
31	** 2. Clean up the mall so it doesn't look [[AfterTheEnd post-apocalyptic]].
32	** 3. Get rid of the [[SeverelySpecializedStore Severely Specialized Stores]] and replace them with practical ones.
33	* ChekhovsGun: A number of the shops come into play as the film approaches the 2/3rds mark, especially [[spoiler:the sword shop, which gives Tim and Eric the weapons they need to take down Schlaaang]].
34	* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Tommy Schlaaang.
35	** Despite [[spoiler:successfully renovating the S'Wallow Valley Mall]], Tim and Eric for their numerous KickTheDog moments.
36	** Damien Weebs, the former owner of the S'Wallow Valley Mall.
37	* CreditsGag: At the beginning of the ''Bonjour, Diamond Jim'' there is a cavalcade of production company logos that are all obviously subsidiaries of the Schlaaang Corporation with Schlaaang in their names. Played again right after when Tim & Eric's names appear incessantly under many different titles, ending with their directing credit staying onscreen long enough to border on OverlyLongGag.
38	* DiedStandingUp: [[spoiler:''All'' of the Schlaaang goons in the final battle, still holding their guns, but [[OffWithHisHead without their heads]].]]
39	* TheDreaded: The Wolf and Yogurt Man.
40	* EasilyForgiven: Subverted with [[spoiler: Allen]] as Eric murders him almost immediately after he decides to help them out.
41	** Played straight between Tim and Eric, even after [[spoiler:Tim sleeps with Katie]].
42	* EiffelTowerEffect: The first shot from ''Bonjour, Diamond Jim'' has the Eiffel Tower.
43	* ExcusePlot: The plot basically exists an empty vessel meant to contain all the weird shit in the film.
44	* [[invoked]] FightSceneFailure: Invoked in the fight between Tim and Eric after [[spoiler:Tim drugs Eric to get him away from Katie, only for Tim to have sex with her ''while'' he's stuck in the Shrim Alternative Healing Center]]. It begins fairly realistic, but pretty soon, the punches no longer connect, and they begin doing things that resemble dance moves more than actual fight moves.
45	* {{Expy}}: Since it's not an official Creator/AdultSwim film, Tim and Eric had to invent new characters to take the place of the [[Series/TimAndEricAwesomeShowGreatJob Awesome Show]] ones...
46	** Schlaaang Corporation = Cinco Corporation
47	** Taquito (played by John C. Reilly) = Steve Brule [[CompositeCharacter with a dash of]] Casey Tatum.
48	** Jim Joe Kelly (played by Zach Galifianakis) = Tairy Greene, only now as a poet and spiritual guru.
49	** Averted with James Quall and the cameo by David Leibe Hart. Will Forte is cast in a role similar to his [[CompositeCharacter other roles]] on [[Series/TimAndEricAwesomeShowGreatJob Awesome Show]].
50	* FanDisservice: Tim and Eric removing their tight leather vests in their hotel room, with slow-motion close-ups their fat bellies popping out. [[spoiler: To say nothing of Tim's sex scene with Katie, where she shoves a number of objects up his ass and watches as he fucks an inflatable sex doll. All while Eric is doused in human feces]].
51	* TheFilmOfTheSeries: Sort of. Its related to the show in the same way that ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' is related to ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''. It features a lot of the same actors and the same style of humor but none of the show's recurring characters and it has an actual plot, albeit one riddled with bizarre scenes that could stand on their own, as opposed to being a series of sketches.
52	** Creator/AdultSwim wasn't involved, so they couldn't use the reoccurring characters and elements. However, many performers appears as [[{{Expy}} Expies]] of their ''Series/TimAndEricAwesomeShowGreatJob'' characters if they appeared in the show, and Sclaaang is just Cinco under a different name.
53	* FishOutOfWater: Two Hollywood actors become public relations managers for a mall so they can pay back a major corporation, but they do a surprisingly good job at it [[spoiler:until that corporation comes out for blood]].
54	* HeelFaceTurn: [[spoiler:Alan Bishopman, after the Schlaaang goons fire on him.]]
55	** [[spoiler:HeelFaceDoorSlam]]: [[spoiler:As soon as Bishopman gives his swords to Tim and Eric to fight Schlaaang, Eric slashes Alan's throat for causing this mess.]]
56	* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler: PlayedForLaughs, As their last stand plan Tim throws his "son" Jeffrey at the gunmen as a distraction; naturally the gunmen go out of their way to focus fire on the unarmed flying child. This gives Tim and Eric the opening to throw their swords, decapitating the gunmen, just as young Jeff explodes in a shower of blood and flame. Tim knew Jeffrey would be able to do it, because he was after all, "the best son I've ever had".]]
57	** [[spoiler:Taquito straps pizza slices to himself to lure the wolf out, then as it mauls him he grabs it and leaps to the bottom floor to kill them both. Unfortunately, Taquito survives in excruciating pain as Weeb tries multiple times to put him out of his misery.]]
58	* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: Tim and Eric to Damien Weebs, who cannot tell Tim and Eric they'll earn a billion dollars running the mall without giving a sarcastic wink. They trust him anyway, seconds before he skips town.
59	* IAmSong: Dobis P.R.'s Intro Theme, but they never actually get around to actually describing what they do.
60	** Taquito gets one in his introduction, explaining the backstory of both himself and the mall, but it's mainly used as a distraction for Damien Weebs to skip town.
61	** InstantDeathBullet: Averted with [[spoiler:Taquito]]'s death by MercyKill, [[spoiler:Damien]] tries shooting him to put him out of his misery, only to find out each bullet only makes it worse and he has to shoot him several times. When told to shoot him in the head, [[spoiler:Damien]] says no, opting for an open-casket funeral.
62	* {{Jerkass}}: Alan Bishopman, owner of the sword shop who gets paid ''not'' to sell swords.
63	* KickTheDog: The Shlaaang Corporation and the heroes both get a number of these, its mainly played for laughs though.
64	* LaughTrack: At one point, they [[BreakingTheFourthWall break the fourth wall]] to say they wish they could use one, but can't since it's a major motion picture.
65	* LoveAtFirstSight: Eric falls in love with Katie when he first sees her in the commercial for the S'Wallow Valley Mall.
66	* LoveTriangle: Tim and Eric with Katie Hill.
67	* MakeoverMontage: Inverted. Tim and Eric get a montage where they ''get rid of'' their expensive Hollywood makeovers so they can become [=PR=] businessmen.
68	* TheManBehindTheCurtain: [[spoiler:Yogurt Man is really Taquito in disguise, trying to scare off [=PR=] people like Tim and Eric.]]
69	* ManChild: Taquito was literally RaisedByWolves and is dressed in clothing for little boys well into middle age. He's very sweet and well-meaning but sickly and stunted due to his neglectful upbringing.
70	* MegaCorp: Sclaaang Corporation, which is an {{Expy}} for ''Series/TimAndEricAwesomeShowGreatJob'''s Cinco Family.
71	* MercyKill: [[spoiler:Damien shoots Taquito after being mortally wounded by the Wolf, only to find he [[InstantDeathBullet doesn't die on the first shot]].]]
72	* MirrorCharacter:
73	** Tim and Eric, two slackers with skewed priorities, skip town on the Schlaaang Corporation after letting a billion dollar movie go to waste, leaving the missing billion dollars as their problem. Then they meet Damien Weebs, a slacker with skewed priorities, who then skips town after Tim and Eric show interest in running the mall, leaving it as their problem. [[spoiler:However, they actually renovate the mall, and if the Schlaaang Corporation hadn't intervened, it could have been quite successful.]]
74	** Alan Bishopman doesn't want Tim and Eric running the mall because he hates change, and if customers come, then he won't be paid by the city to not sell swords. Then, when Tim and Eric confront Yogurt Man, [[spoiler:it turns out to really by Taquito in disguise, who's just as scared of the mall changing as Bishopman is]].
75	* MushroomSamba: Eric has one when Tim [[spoiler: gives him Spanish Fly]].
76	-->'''''THERE ARE TOO MANY TEETH IN MY MOUTH!!!'''''
77	* NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished: In the finale, [[spoiler:Tim and Eric kill the Schlaaang Corporation in revenge for everyone who died and to save the mall]], but [[spoiler:they are then arrested for the deaths of everyone involved and sentenced to death]].
78	* {{Nosebleed}}: Eric gets one when talking to Katie for the first time.
79	* OffWithHisHead: [[spoiler:The ENTIRE Schlaaang Corporation after Tim and Eric throw swords at them in the final battle, [[DiedStandingUp still in the poses they were shooting in]].]]
80	* OrangeBlueContrast: PlayedForLaughs, near the end of the film when [[spoiler: they kill the Schlaaang gang.]]
81	* OrphansOrdeal: Semi-subverted. Poor Jeffrey. He may not be a true orphan, but his dad''is'' too spineless to [[spoiler: stop Tim from adopting him as his own son in the space of a 40 second conversation.]] Sure, Tim's loving and all, but there is that bit where [[spoiler: he uses young Jeff as bait for the gunmen, killing Jeffrey.]]
82	** The commentary by Tim and Eric explain that Jeffrey was little more than a status symbol to Tim.
83	* OverlyLongGag: Tim and Eric watching ''Film/TopGun'', Jim Joe Kelly's whining/singing, [[spoiler: Taquito's death]].
84	* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: Despite owning a sword store, Allen Bishopman is [[BerserkButton EXTREMELY emphatic]] about NOT selling swords.
85	-->'''Allen''': I sell two swords a year, I'm good. I sell [[NoSell no swords]] a year, I'm even better. You see, S'wallow Valley wants to keep swords off the streets, and they pay me a monthly fee to [[SuddenlyShouting NOT sell any swords!]]
86	* PungeonMaster: James Quall's standup routine during his appearances is made up entirely of bread puns.
87	-->''"I've just come from Hollywood where they have all these famous personalities like ''[[Creator/BradPitt Bread]]'' Pitt and [[Creator/RobertRedford Robert]] ''[[Creator/RobertRedford Bread]]''[[Creator/RobertRedford ford]]."''
88	* RankScalesWithAsskicking: Both Schlaaang and Dobis [=PR=], especially in the final battle.
89	* RasputinianDeath: [[spoiler: Taquito's.]]
90	* RewardedAsATraitorDeserves: [[spoiler:Alan Bishopman alerts the Schlaaang Corporation of Tim and Eric's wherabouts, only to get nearly gunned down by them when they arrive.]]
91	* [[spoiler: ShootTheShaggyDog]]: In the end, [[spoiler: Tim and Eric defeat the Schlaaang Corporation, but every other character in the movie besides Weebs is dead, and a line of text appears after the final battle saying that Tim and Eric were executed for the deaths of every person who died through the movie.]] This is all made even worse by the fact that [[spoiler:during the finale, Eric nonchalantly mentions that they had a billion dollars worth of diamonds but doesn't seem to connect it with the fact that this would solve all their problems.]]
92	* RuleOfCool: The bread restaurant, where even the silverware is made out of bread. And you get stand up comedy while you eat by James Quall, making bread [[{{Pun}} puns]].
93	* SceneryGorn: The S'Wallow Valley Mall when Tim and Eric first arrive.
94	* SceneryPorn: Paris in ''Bonjour, Diamond Jim''.
95	* SeverelySpecializedStore: The S'Wallow Valley Mall is full of them, like Reggie's Used Toilet Paper Discount Warehouse. Tim and Eric's plan to save the mall includes getting rid of these kinds of shops that don't work.
96	* ShowWithinAShow: ''Bonjour, Diamond Jim'' [[spoiler: Also, the film itself.]]
97	* SugarBowl: Paris in ''Bonjour, Diamond Jim''.
98	* ToiletHumour: Shrim. Sounds like Shrimp. It's Tim and Eric, so we can guess that this holistic therapy is going to be something unpleasant. Of course, it reaches new levels when you find that it's [[spoiler: not just poop-related, but a diarrhea bath. Young boys' diarrhea. That they poop on you. Y'know, to heal you, with their purity.]] To ease the potential NauseaFuel, [[WordOfGod Eric confirms]] it was made of warm soy milk and oatmeal and was actually quite relaxing to sit in.
99	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Taquito and taquitos. Also Dr. Struts' sons and their diet of the "finest, softest meats."
100	* ATragedyOfImpulsiveness: The moment they realize the billion dollar movie was a waste, Tim and Eric decide to get trashed, and then, while drunk and high, decide to go into [=PR=] to save a mall to earn a billion dollars. However, near the very end of the film, [[spoiler:Tim and Eric remember they had a billion dollars worth in diamonds left over from the ''Diamond Jim'' movie]], but by this point, [[spoiler:the Schlaaang Corporation is out to kill Tim, Eric, and possibly destroy the S'Wallow Valley Mall]], so [[spoiler:they decide to fight back anyway]].
101	* ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:In the climatic battle, Tim and Eric throw Alan Bishopman's swords to stop the Schlaaang Corporation.]]
102	* ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer: The end battle between Schlaaang and Tim and Eric has [[spoiler:Schlaaang armed with rifles and a machine gun while Tim and Eric have swords]]. Subverted when an ending title reveals [[spoiler:Tim and Eric were sentenced to death for the deaths of everyone who died at the mall]].
103	* VulgarHumor: All over the place, but the crowning moment of vulgarity happens when the film intercuts between Tim [[spoiler:having over-the-top sex with Katie in a sex toy shop]] while Eric [[spoiler:is stuck in the Shrim Alternative Healing Center after being drugged by Tim, trapped in a bathtub while up to his head in diarrhea]].
104	* XtremeKoolLetterz: During the original S'Wallow Valley Mall commercial: "It's E-Z! Not hard."

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