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3	->''"TOTAL MASSACRE"''
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5	''13 Assassins'' is a 2010 [[JidaiGeki chanbara]] film from director Creator/TakashiMiike. That itself is a remake of a 1963 film by Eiichi Kudo, [[AdaptationDisplacement but we're not talking about that one here]].
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7	The setting is Feudal Japan, 1844. [[BigBad Lord Naritsugu Matsudaira]] is the younger brother of the shogun, which affords him the unchallenged right to [[TheCaligula murder, rape, torture, and mutilate on a whim]]. After a high-ranking official protests Naritsugu's latest outrage by publicly committing ''{{seppuku}}'', a conspiracy is formed within the shogun's senior council to eliminate Naritsugu before his madness plunges the entire nation into anarchy. A veteran samurai named [[TheStrategist Shinzaemon]] is recruited to [[SuicideMission accomplish the suicidal task]], assembling a ragtag group of twelve warriors (plus one enigmatic vagrant) for one last chance at an honorable death in an age of peace. They quickly transform a sleepy little village into a booby-trap-laden killing ground, preparing to ambush their target before he reaches the safety of his estate. But even with surprise and skill on their side, can the small group of assassins possibly hope to prevail against Naritsugu's private army of more than 200 soldiers?
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10	!!Provides examples of:
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12	* AllForNothing: There's a underlying sense of meaninglesness as people die for such a unworthy man as Lord Naritsugu. One of the running points of the film is how pointless the samurai life is.
13	* ArcWords: "Total Massacre" is the message written by the maimed peasant woman on a scroll of paper using a brush held in her teeth (because she has no limbs or tongue). It is used to refer to both the sins of Lord Naritsugu or what the 13 Assassins are about to do to ''him''.
14	* AnnoyingArrows: Averted. The 13 Assassins are all fully trained marksmen and kill 70 men by bow and arrow before the main combat begins.
15	* AssholeVictim: [[spoiler:Considering Naritsugu's horrible deeds, nobody feels sorry for him when he is killed by Shinzaemon]].
16	* BadassBoast: Shinzaemon calls out Naritsugu and his guards by unrolling a scroll with the words "Total Massacre" written on it, [[spoiler:by Naritsugu's former sex slave no less]]. [[spoiler:They succeed in fulfilling this boast.]]
17	* BadassNormal: Kiga really doesn't appreciate being underestimated just because he's not a samurai.
18	* BattleOfWits: The entire first half of the film is more or less Hanbei and Shinzaemon matching efforts to see who'll fall into whose traps.
19	* BigBad: Lord Naritsugu Matsudaira is the tyrannical and [[TheCaligula psychotic]] younger brother of the Shogun whom the titular assassins are attempting to kill before he ruins the land.
20	* BigBadassBattleSequence: One that continues unbroken for over 40 minutes.
21	* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler: 11 of the 13 die, but they succeed in their mission and the last of them is redeemed and free to live his own life]].
22	* BladeLock: Features a couple times, but mildly deconstructed; each time it is used it essentially opens up one of its participants to an attack from behind. In fact, the first time one of the 13 assassins is wounded is when using a blade lock.
23	* BloodKnight: Shinzaemon is so thrilled that he has been chosen for a suicidal assassination mission that he starts trembling with ecstacy. And he's the hero!
24	* BoisterousBruiser: Kuranaga is a mighty warrior who is frequently making jokes and in general being good humoured.
25	* BriefcaseFullOfMoney: The assassins get the population of the village they plan to turn into a kill zone to vacate the area by handing over a chest of gold.
26	* TheCaligula: Naritsugu is a completely unhinged feudal lord.
27	* CombatPragmatist: In training, Hirayama (who studied under Shinzaemon) instructs the others to win a fight by any means necessary, and to inflict as much damage as possible in case they die. Shinzaemon himself [[spoiler:wins his final duel with Hanbei by kicking mud in Hanbei's face and attacking while he's distracted]].
28	* ConservationOfNinjutsu: Twelve of the thirteen are either more experienced than most of the army, or were trained by someone who is (Kiga, the thirteenth, is just a brawler, [[spoiler:and probably isn't even human]]). Hanbei provides far more of a one-on-one challenge than any of his troops. Kiga lampshades this during the final battle:
29	-->"I thought samurai would be fun! But you bore me. You're useless. Even more useless in great numbers."
30	* TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch: After a pitched battle with hundreds of casualties that leaves a small town in utter ruins and the Shogun's brother in two pieces, the official record states that Lord Naritsugu died of a sudden illness.
31	* {{Deconstruction}}: The film takes a hammer to the feudal morality and traditionalism of the Tokugawa Shogunate. Bushido and the Samurai are also completely skewered. In both cases, the traditions are shown as ultimately pointless and cause more harm than good.
32	* DeliberateInjuryGambit: [[spoiler:Shinzaemon's final duel with Naritsugu, resulting in a MutualKill. Played with in that, given Shinzaemon's stated motivations going into the battle and his obviously superior skill level, it's clear that receiving a fatal injury was an end unto itself for him, rather than a means to an end.]]
33	* DeliberateValuesDissonance: Lord Naritsugu is a subversion. He claims to simply be upholding Japanese traditions (which are already somewhat ValuesDissonance for modern Japan) but does so in a way that's not only distorted but horribly repulsive. No wonder the Shogunate wants him dead.
34	* TheDeterminator: Shinzaemon, which is why Hanbei is so worried about him being an assassin. Shinzaemon is cautious, smart, and never overplays his hand, seeing things through to the end with patience.
35	* DirtyCoward: [[ZigZaggingTrope Zig-Zagged]] with Lord Naritsugu. Throughout much of the film, he is excited by the prospect of battle, happily walking into ambushes and dangerous situations. [[spoiler:After Shinzaemon stabs him, he writhes in agony and whines about how he doesn't want to die. But as Shinzaemon approaches him for the final blow, he suddenly calms down and thanks his killer for showing him such an exciting day. Ultimately, while he was inexperienced and in love with the concept of battle, actual pain and hardship were too much for him at first, but he finally was satisfied that he at least got a taste of warfare in his final moments.]]
36	* DissonantSerenity: Save for a couple instances, Naritsugu is this.
37	* DrivenToSuicide: Multiple instances of ''{{seppuku}}'', including one which kicks off the whole plot.
38	* DueToTheDead: Naritsugu earns more bastard points by [[spoiler:kicking Hanbei's head like a soccer ball after Hanbei had given his life to protect Naritsugu. When Shinzaemon calls him on this, Naritsugu invites him to do the same to his own head. Fitting then, that when Shinzaemon does behead him, his head falls into an outhouse.]].
39	* DualWielding: Hirayama wields two katanas in the famous "hallway of swords" sequence.
40	* DwindlingParty: Things quickly go south for the 13 Assasins. Not all of them make it out. [[spoiler: In fact, only one ([[MaybeMagicMaybeMundane possibly two]]).]]
41	* DyingMomentOfAwesome: Far too many to count, but particular props go to [[spoiler: Kuranaga, who collapses dead from sheer exhaustion after slaughtering several dozens of men as the city collapses around him]].
42	* EstablishingCharacterMoment:
43	** Shinzaemon is introduced while fishing, doubles as PastimesProvePersonality and is an example of {{Foreshadowing}}.
44	** Naritsugu is introduced raping a woman and later murdering her husband [[ForTheEvulz seemingly out of boredom]], all while making cruel jokes. When he beheads the enraged husband, it takes him three swings to do it after stabbing him, demonstrating that while a savage butcher who murders indiscriminately, he has no actual skill in ''combat''.
45	* EverybodyDiesEnding: [[spoiler:Only two of the Thirteen survive the battle at the end of the film. Still better than Naritsugu and his forces, who all end up dead.]]
46	* EveryoneHasStandards: [[spoiler: Despite having just killed Hanbei, Shinzaemon is appalled at Naritsugu callously kicking his head away like a soccer ball.]]
47	* FaceDeathWithDignity: The samurai use this as a code of honor. Guess who ''didn't'' face his death with dignity? [[spoiler:Naritsugu, who dies mewling like an animal as he crawls through a latrine ditch before Shinzaemon beheads him and kicks his head into an outhouse]].
48	* {{Foreshadowing}}: Early in the film, Hirayama instructs the lesser samurai: "No sword? Use a stick. No stick? Use a rock. No rock? Fight with your fists and feet." He and his student end up using those exact tactics in the final battle.
49	* ForGreatJustice: Shimada and his men often justify what they're doing as being for the good of the people.
50	* ForTheEvulz: Why does Naritsugu do what he does? Just because. He knows how powerful he is and proceeds to abuse it like there's no tomorrow.
51	* FriendlyEnemy: Shinzaemon and Hanbei were students together, and greatly respect each others' abilities.
52	* GambitPileUp: The middle act of the film consists of Hambei and Shinzaemon scheming and counter-scheming to try to influence the next move.
53	* TheGhost: The Shogun never appears, but his refusal to punish his brother for his misdeeds (and even offer him a promotion to his inner council) is what causes the rest of his councilors to plot Naritsugu's death before the promotion becomes effective.
54	* GoryDiscretionShot: Surprising, given the director's reputation, but the first half of the movie uses quite a few of these. They make the violence in [[BigBadassBattleSequence the second half]] feel that much more brutal by comparison.
55	* [[TheNeedsOfTheMany Greater Good]]: The reason for most of the plot. Hambei serves an evil master because he doesn't want to overthrow the shogunate, and Shinzaemon has to take a suicide mission to stop thousands of needless deaths.
56	* GutPunch: [[spoiler: The first of the deaths out of the 13]] is the signal that things are about to get very, very ugly.
57	* HateSink: Lord Naritsugu Matsudaira is a sadist who uses his position as the Shogun's half-brother to rape and murder his way across Japan. His atrocities are so severe that various lords are plotting a rebellion just to take him out. When cooler heads set some assassins on Naritsugu to prevent this, Naritsugu is enamored by the carnage and decides to become Shogun and plunge the country into civil war for his own amusement.
58	* TheHeroDies: [[spoiler:Shinzaemon is stabbed in the stomach by Naritsugu at the end.]]
59	* HeroicRROD: [[spoiler: Kuranaga]] dies when, after a ''long'' battle against some fifty men, his wounds and exhaustion catch up to him and he just collapses dead.
60	* HitAndRunTactics: After using up their arrows and turning to their blades, the 13 largely resort to constant running fights against the mass of Naritsugu's men with the help of traps and obstacles strewn around the town,[[spoiler: gradually taking casualties themselves through being just that outnumbered and sheer exhaustion.]]
61	* HonorBeforeReason: These ''are'' Samurai we are talking about, so it shows up a lot. Particularly Hambei, who is quite aware his Lord is batshit insane, but proudly defends him because it's his duty.
62	* IKnowYouKnowIKnow: When Hambei and Shinzaemon meet in the latter's house, the subtext of their conversation is basically "I know you're going to kill Naritsugu, and you know I know you're going to kill Naritsugu".
63	* ImprobableAimingSkills: Kiga. [[spoiler: There may be a very good reason for this.]]
64	* ImprobableInfantSurvival: Played with in Naritsugu's "target practice" scene: his last remaining target is a little girl, but despite firing a series of arrows at fairly short range, he keeps missing her. [[spoiler:Eventually averted.]]
65	* IncendiaryExponent: Stampeding bulls. On fire.
66	* JidaiGeki: The story is set towards the tail end of the Edo period. Its themes foreshadow the changes and turmoil that would come as the Tokugawa Shogunate reaches its last legs.
67	* JustBeforeTheEnd: The age of the Samurai isn't over yet, but the decay of their ways is a heavy theme that looms over the film.
68	* KatanasAreJustBetter: Everyone wields Katanas, by and large, with the exception of two: Sahara (who wields a spear, as he points out he's not a good swordsman) and Kiga (who wields a sling to throw stone and as an improvised flail).
69	* KickTheDog: Happens just about every time Naritsugu is on screen, including kicking the [[spoiler: severed head of his most loyal subordinate]].
70	* LaughingMad: One of Lord Naritsugu's men comes stumbling out of the slaughter, laughing as he takes a few wild swings at his fellow samurai before being put down. Naritsugu is delighted and announces that he will start an age of war once he is on the Shogun's council.
71	* MasterSwordsman: Hirayama, Shinzaemon, Kuranaga and Hanbei are all brilliant swordsmen.
72	* MassOhCrap: A slow panic takes over the team when they are told that Naritsugu's guard aren't 70 men, but ''200''. They later pay Naritsugu and his men in kind when the trap is finally sprung.
73	* MaybeMagicMaybeMundane: [[spoiler:Kiga, the thirteenth assassin, is an ex-bandit who gets kicked out of his crew for touching his boss's wife. Or so he claims. The point of view of his flashback to the event, his UnexplainedRecovery moment, and the first supposition of the first twelve assassins indicate he might be a {{Tanuki}} or a Kappa. In an interview, the director also presented the possibility his appearance after the battle might be his ghost, but [[ShrugOfGod said that it's up to each viewer to decide what happened to him]].]]
74	* MurderIsTheBestSolution: Literally true, as trying to remove Naritsugu through official channels would only start a civil war, causing much more harm than good. Assassinating him is the only way to deal with him.
75	* MyMasterRightOrWrong: Hanbei knows his lord is evil but is willing to fight to the death to protect him.
76	* NotSoHarmlessVillain: Naritsugu is far from harmless, but he doesn't seem like much of a challenge,[[spoiler: until he puts his sword through Kiga's throat.]] The initial impression is reinforced by the fact that for all his earlier butchery of the defenseless, over the course of the final battle, he spends most of it calmly strolling around while his men do all the fighting. He doesn't even draw his sword until the spoilered moment.
77	* OffWithHisHead: [[spoiler: This is how Shinzaemon kills both Hanbei and Naritsugu.]]
78	* PillarsOfMoralCharacter: Hambei and Shinzaemon have different takes on this, but the end result is the same. Hambei must serve his lord (piety), The Shogun's chief must enforce his duty to the realm (obligation), Owari has to get vengeance for his son (reciprocity) and Shinzaemon has to save innocent lives from needless war (compassion).
79	* RainOfBlood: Happens after [[spoiler:one of the thirteen hugs one of Naritsugu's mooks with a lit stick of dynamite in hand in his death throes. The film cuts to Otake fighting mooks elsewhere as the explosion goes off and gore rains over all the assembled fighters]].
80	* RagtagBunchOfMisfits: The 13 Assassins range from proud war veterans (Shinza, Kuranaga), to loyal Samurai (Horii, Higuchi, Mitsuhashi, Ishizuka), to novices (Hioki, Otake, Ogura), a disgraced Samurai (Shimada), a few Ronin (Hirayama, Sahara) and a ragtag hunter (Kiga) who joins forces with the group.
81	* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: Naritsugu's evil is first demonstrated by a tale of him staying the night in a minor lord's home, where he rapes his host's daughter-in-law and murders her husband on a whim.
82	* RatedMForManly: Absolutely everything in this movie.
83	* RedemptionQuest: Shimada's goal is to redeem himself after he strayed from Bushido.
84	* RRatedOpening: The seppuku at the beginning is ''very'' nasty.
85	* {{Ronin}}: Hirayama and Sahara.
86	* RuleOfCool: The final battle runs on this.
87	* RoadBlock: The assassins arrange for a lord with a grudge against Naritsugu to deny him passage through his lands in order to force him to detour through the village where they have planted their ambush.
88	* RunForTheBorder: Everyone on both sides knows that once Naritsugu gets to his own lands, Hambei can surround him with enough men to make assassination impossible. So the second arc of the film is Hambei trying to get his lord home before the assassins can strike, while the assassins seek to maneuver him into a prepared kill zone while he's only protected by a large but theoretically beatable honor guard.
89	* {{Sadist}}: Lord Naritsugu Matsudaira, the shogun's half-brother who goes around raping and murdering as he pleases and decides he's gonna take the shogunate and plunge his country into civil war for no reason.
90	* {{Samurai}}: Most of the protagonists, except for Kiga.
91	* ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections: The reason Naritsugu can get away with the horrible things he does is due to being the Shogun's younger brother.
92	* SeeYouInHell: a surprisingly touching one between [[spoiler: Hambei and Shinzaemon]], where it comes of more like "I'll be joining you in Hell soon".
93	* {{Seppuku}}: Happens twice. Once at the very beginning of the story, and once by a conspirator after his part in the plot is over, to cover up that his actions, which were intended to lure the Shogun's brother to his death, were part of a murder plot.
94	* SeveredHeadSports: Naritsugu kicks [[spoiler:his bodyguard Hambei]]'s head like a soccer ball after Shinzaemon kills the latter.
95	* StartsWithASuicide: A seppuku kicks the plot in motion.
96	* StudentAndMasterTeam: Hirayama (the master) and Ogura (the student) are a master and apprentice duo who fight together.
97	* SuicideMission: None of the samurai expect to walk away from their assassination attempt on Naritsugu. Many of them are even [[DeathSeeker counting on it]], seeing this as their last opportunity to find [[AGoodWayToDie a warrior's death on the battlefield in this era of peace]].
98	* {{Tanuki}}: [[spoiler:Probably Kiga, considering his vaguely supernatural connections with the river and likely return from the dead.]]
99	* TeamPowerWalk: The assassins do this just before the battle.
100	* TeamTitle: The movie is, indeed, about a team of 13 Assassins.
101	* TemptingFate: Kiga comments how boring this battle is and how weak the Samurai are. [[spoiler: His neck is impaled by a sword the very second he finishes this comment]].
102	* ToCreateAPlaygroundForEvil: After Naritsugu sees the carnage of war, he admits he would like to turn the lands into a never ending battlefield of strife.
103	* ThoseTwoGuys: Hioki and Higuchi.
104	* ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler: Naritsugu takes out the thirteenth assassin this way. Well, it puts the guy down for the rest of the battle, at least...]]
105	* UnexplainedRecovery: [[spoiler: For all the explosions, elaborate traps and badassery, there's nothing to suggest any fantasy elements until Kiga, the 13th Assassin survives despite having a ''sword shot at his neck''...and shows up after the battle, completely unharmed. The viewer is left wondering just who or ''what'' he is.]]
106	* UngratefulBastard: Naritsugu kicks [[spoiler: Hambei's head after he sacrificed himself to protect him]], which prompts Shinzaemon to call him out on this.
107	* VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory: Lord Naritsugu was real historical figure, a heir to the shogunate known for his petty cruelty (though nowhere near as cruel as the character in the film) [[spoiler: who died in unclear circumstances (most likely simply poisoned) on his way back from Edo]]. Otherwise the film is fictional.
108	* VillainBall: A strong [[AvertedTrope aversion]], since Naritsugu clearly explains why he takes actions that put his life on the line with several villainous justifications. He's still a crazy sadist, but his character reasoning is spot on.
109	* VillainousBreakdown:
110	** [[spoiler:When Shinzaemon tells Naritsugu that if he keeps abusing his power, the people will eventually rise up and try to take him down. Naritsugu flips out and stabs Shinzaemon, only for the latter to stab the former with even more strength.]]
111	** [[spoiler: Naritsugu has an even bigger breakdown as he lies dying in the mud, sobbing and whining that he doesn't want to die. Strangely enough, he then [[SubvertedTrope subverts]] it at the last second by thanking Shinzaemon for giving him such an exciting day.]]
112	* WhatIsThisFeeling: Pain (and fear), for Naritsugu.
113	* WorldOfBadass: Hell yes.
114	* WorthyOpponent: Hanbei and Shinzaemon view each other as honorable men despite being at crossed purposes.
115	* YouShallNotPass: Several characters place themselves between their companions and Naritsugu's forces.
116	* YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame: During the assassination attempt, Naritsugu comments to Hanbei that he will use his position to start more wars because the fighting is so awesome. He also thanks Shinzaemon for giving him such an exciting day... [[spoiler:while the man kills him.]]

Context Film / ThirteenAssassins