Line #24 Film/SantasSlay


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3	A 2005 Horror/Comedy, starring [[Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} Bill Goldberg]] as Santa.
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5	It's Christmas once again. Family dinner, yuletide feelings, all that. But there's something different about this Christmas. Namely, Santa. Turns out all the stories about Santa are fake. Namely, Santa's not a jovial giftgiver like his tales claim. He's the spawn of {{Satan}}, who was defeated in a curling match with an Angel. As such, he was sentenced to deliver presents to the world for 1000 years as punishment.
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7	And the 1000 years are up. And Santa decides to make up for lost killing time in the quaintly named Hell's Township. It's up to a teenaged boy named [[PunnyName Nicholas Yuleson]] to put a stop to this Red Christmas, and put "Saint" Nicholas down once and for all.
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9	!!Tropes featured in this film:
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11	* ActorAllusion: This movie doesn't even try to hide that Santa is played by Bill Goldberg. Hell, at one point they even play his theme song! And he sets one of his kills by using his trademark Spear. And after the credits, he looks at the camera (looking up from a Naughty/Nice list) and uses his 'Who's Next?' catchphrase.
12	* AdaptationalVillainy: Santa Claus takes this trope up to eleven. He was originally a jovial gift giver. Here? He's an abyssal entity birthed from [[{{Satan}} the Devil himself]].
13	* TheAntichrist: Santa is the son of Satan in this film.
14	* BadassBiker: [[spoiler:Santa's appearance at the end of the movie has this vibe.]]
15	* BadassSanta: Big muscular, powerful, walks with a swagger, takes on every bouncer at a strip joint (after kissing one of the um… ho, ho, hoes).
16	* BadSanta: The premise of this film is that Santa is actually the spawn of Satan forced to deliver presents to children every year for a millennium and is now going on a killing spree after the one thousand years have passed.
17	* BatmanColdOpen: The movie opens with Santa brutally (and hilariously) murdering a snobby, hopelessly dysfunctional rich family, who has zero connection to anybody else in the film.
18	* BoozeFlamethrower: Santa uses this in the opening to set a woman's hair on fire.
19	* BloodyHilarious: The film's main selling point is the sheer amount of comedic deaths that occur ForTheEvulz.
20	* TheCameo: Creator/JamesCaan and Creator/FranDrescher as the father and mother in the opening sequence. Also, ''Wrestling/VinceRusso'' as a bar patron who got killed electrocuted by a pole.
21	* CastingGag: Santa is played by the Jewish Bill Goldberg. The first scene has Santa kill a dysfunctional family at Christmas dinner who are all played by Jewish actors in cameos.
22	* DeathOfAChild: The two children who ask if they can open [[PrecisionFStrike their motherfucking presents]] [[YourHeadASplode get their heads blown off]].
23	* DidYouJustScamCthulhu: An angel managed to trick the spawn of Satan into delivering presents for one thousand years by winning a curling match against him.
24	* TheEndOrIsIt: [[spoiler:Santa is apparently destroyed while flying in the sky on his sleigh ... only for Pastor Timmons' corpse to be found in his place. He shows up just before the end credits in an airport traveling incognito.]]
25	* EvilIsHammy: Bill Goldberg looks like he's having the time of his life playing Santa.
26	* EvilSoundsDeep: Santa has a deep voice and is the villain.
27	* FromTheMouthsOfBabes: "Can we open our motherfucking presents now?"
28	* GodWasMyCopilot: [[spoiler:The grandfather turns out to be the same angel who won the curling match. He fell in love with a mortal woman and was BroughtDownToNormal to stay with her.]]
29	* GoodCannotComprehendEvil: The reason the bet was that Santa had to deliver presents and spread Christmas cheer for a thousand years instead of forever was due to the angel believing that [[GoodFeelsGood he would eventually do it of his own free will.]]
30	* HolyBurnsEvil: Implied. Santa recoils a little when Nicholas' boss flashes his Star of David at him.
31	* HorrorDoesntSettleForSimpleTuesday: Set around Christmas, the only time of the year when Santa can kill people.
32	* HurricaneOfPuns: Santa makes loads of Christmas-related puns when he kills people.
33	* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Hell Township. You'd have to wonder what the founders were thinking naming their town that.
34	* KickTheDog: Literally. When Santa boots a yappy dog into a ceiling fan.
35	* MuggingTheMonster: A rather dim robber decides to try and mug Santa while he mockingly collects for charity. He winds up with a candy cane [[EyeScream through the eye]], and tossed in a dumpster.
36	* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: Santa spits fireballs in the climax, despite never doing so before even when it would have been useful.
37	* PunBasedTitle: ''Santa's Slay'' = ''Santa's Sleigh''.
38	* SantasExistenceClause: Santa says "yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" to a woman surprised by him breaking into the house.
39	* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem: [[spoiler: The grandfather/angel challenges Santa to another curling match with the stakes being Santa becomes good forever if he loses, and the angel is sent to hell if he wins. Santa provides the curling 'circle', a portal to hell, and when the angel manages to get a curling stone very close to the hole, making his win seem likely...Santa just grabs the angel and slide/throws him into the hole, 'winning' the match by default.]]
40	--> "Christmas is over when I say it's over!"
41	* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: [[spoiler:Santa, now powerless, flees the school and heads to the nearest airport, but not before leaving Pastor Timmons in his sleigh to be killed in his place.]]
42	* ShoutOut:
43	** Before he burns down the strip club, Santa exclaims "[[Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2 Naughty!]]"
44	** At one point, the grandfather gets run over by a reindeer, prompting Santa to say "Aw, grandpa got run over by a reindeer", a reference to the song "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer".
45	* SinisterMinister: Pastor Timmons, who uses the charity money collected at his church to spend at the strip club.
46	* TheStinger: Santa appears after the end of the credits saying "[[CatchPhrase Who's]] [[ActorAllusion next?]]".
47	* TakeThat: Pastor Timmons is clearly one directed towards [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Swaggart Jimmy Swaggart]], in that he's a preacher who gets up to some sleazy business behind the scenes, namely visiting strip clubs. Not to mention he even looks like him.
48	* TheresNoKillLikeOverkill: Mary's father takes out Santa's sleigh by shooting it with a rocket launcher.
49	* WrongGenreSavvy: Lampshaded when Nicholas [[WeakenedByTheLight tries to shine a flashlight]] in Santa's face, and all it does is annoy him.
50	-->'''Santa:''' I'm Santa Claus, not fucking {{Dracula}}!

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