Line #13 Film/DownPeriscope


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2	''Down Periscope'' is a 1996 comedy movie starring Creator/KelseyGrammer as Lieutenant Commander Thomas Dodge USN, Executive Officer of the ''Los Angeles''-class nuclear-powered fast attack submarine USS ''Orlando''. Though considered by many to be a talented officer, he has been denied command of his own submarine twice for his... [[MilitaryMaverick cavalier command style]]. A third denial will forever bar him from commanding a submarine, but Vice Admiral Winslow has a feeling that summarily dismissing an officer like Dodge would be a bad thing, and has come up with a method of proving it -- a war game which pits USS ''Stingray'', one of the last remaining diesel submarines still owned by the US Navy (and long since forgotten in the Mothball Fleet at that), against the East Coast nuclear navy. Dodge's assignment -- simulate a terrorist strike against Charleston and Norfolk.
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4	However, his opponent, Rear Admiral Graham, doesn't think the Navy needs irrepressible screwups like Dodge, and is willing to [[TheNeidermeyer stretch the rules to the breaking point]] to prove it -- starting by giving said screwup [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits the crew he believes such a screwup deserves]] -- ultimately a mistake that will make a laughing stock of the U.S. nuclear navy, as Admiral Winslow has explicitly ordered Dodge to "think like a pirate" to show that most of the world doesn't play by the book, and that's exactly what Dodge is going to do.
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6	Notably Lt. Emily Lake (Creator/LaurenHolly) is supposed to be the first female submarine crew member in the history of the United States Navy. She is a Diving Officer.
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8	The film is a parody of ''Up Periscope'' and other films in the submarine-film genre.
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10	!!Examples of:
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12	* AccidentalInnuendo: InUniverse, Dodge's speech introducing Diving Officer Lake to the rest of the crew has some of these, much to his embarrassment and their amusement.
13	* AccidentalMisnaming: Nitro can never get Admiral Graham's name right.
14	* AlcoholIsGasoline: PlayedWith. At the climax, the Stingray's chief mechanic pours a bottle of whiskey inside of the (diesel) submarine's fuel feed to thin the mixture and [[NitroBoost make the sub go faster]].
15	-->'''MMC (Ret) Howard:''' Whiskey, thins out the mix; gives us an extra fifty [=RPMs=]!
16	* TheAllegedCar:
17	** USS ''Stingray'', a ''Balao''-class fleet submarine, was the fastest, quietest, deadliest, most advanced weapon under the sea in her prime... which was in [[BreakOutTheMuseumPiece 1943]]. She was considered obsolete by the late 50s, has been rusting on Red Lead Row since 1965, and didn't even get the GUPPY-II upgrade like many of her sisters. She was chosen to be the aggressor for the war game ''because'' of her obsolete, decrepit nature.
18	** A submarine without the GUPPY upgrades or any of the things a modern diesel submarine has is damn near impossible to find when it goes silent and a WWII-era submarine can go silent for 2-3 days.
19	** How alleged is the ''Stingray''? Well, during the middle of the wargame, Nitro is ''still'' rewiring the entire radio system pretty much from scratch and ends up using his own body to close the circuit so Dodge can take radio calls.
20	* AntiMutiny: What Pascal sees his attempted takeover as. He wants to play by Adm. Graham's changed rules, not realizing that Dodge has higher orders, and claims Dodge has "hijacked [his] own boat" before addressing the crew and trying to take command.
21	* ArtisticLicenseEngineering: When the ''Stingray'' submerges the first time, Chief Engineer Howard throws a switch that shuts down the diesel engine and runs the submarine on battery power. But when he does so, the propeller screws in the engine room stop moving, whereas in actuality they would continue to run on battery power (in fact, if they didn't, the submarine would stop moving forward and could not stay submerged).
22	* ArtisticLicenseMilitary: There's plenty of stuff that has those actually familiar with the RealLife US Navy's Submarine Service laughing not only at the intentional comedy that's a [[ShownTheirWork surprisingly accurate reflection of submariners]], but the unintentional variety as well. While some of the inaccuracies are due to writer ignorance, and some are due to RuleOfCool or convenience to the plot, some of the issues surrounding USS ''Orlando'' can be chalked up to the film production staff not having access to classified USN information.
23	* TheBadGuyWins: InUniverse, the ''Stingray'' and her crew are the opposing force of the war game and they succeed in infiltrating Charleston harbor and sinking the dummy warship. On the other hand, Admiral Winslow considers it a good thing, since something like that happening in a war game is ''far'' better than an actual terrorist attack. And now the Navy knows one way it could happen and can act accordingly.
24	* BaitAndSwitch: As we're introduced to the RagtagBunchOfMisfits, Dodge fully expects Sonar to be completely deaf and just have an IronicNickname. Pascal whispers that Sonar actually has superior hearing and was considered a security risk for it, to which Sonar interjects a good distance away to say that he is quite trustworthy.
25	* BehindTheBlack: When Pascal is walking the plank, Lt. Lake doesn't seem to notice Pascal is going to fall safely into a fishing net until he actually does so.
26	* BigGood: Vice Admiral Winslow sees potential in Dodge and arranged the war game to give the Lieutenant Commander one last shot at commanding his own submarine. He's also determined to figure out if it's possible for a rogue obsolete sub to seriously threaten the mighty US Navy, unlike the rest of the brass, who automatically dismiss the notion as ridiculous. [[spoiler:He's proven right on both counts]].
27	* BlessedWithSuck: "Sonar" Lovacelli has an incredible sense of hearing which makes him an equally incredibly good sonar operator... unfortunately said sense of hearing is also so damn good that there is literally no place in a submarine wherein someone can carry out a conversation that he won't be able to hear, no matter how low the whisper. As a result, every single captain he's worked under considered him a security risk (the fact that he's such a KindheartedSimpleton that he's flat out admitted to them that he has such good hearing [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and tries not to hear]] ''everything'' they say has not helped him).
28	* BlunderCorrectingImpulse: While the submarine is [[spoiler:passing between the propellers of a larger ship]] Dodge has to remind Lake that ''she'' received higher dive officer training marks and '''desperately''' needs her to get over her crisis of ability and back behind the wheel.
29	-->'''Dodge:''' ''You're the only one who can, Lake. I'm ''guessing'' here!''
30	* BreakOutTheMuseumPiece: Deconstructed by Admiral Winslow. Dodge believes that he's been set up for an elaborate practical joke, appointed to command a rusted World War II-era diesel sub, but Winslow explains that the whole point of the wargame is to test whether a diesel sub, of the kind that the former Soviet Union is selling off in droves to smaller countries hostile to the U.S., could evade the U.S. Navy's submarines and surface ships protecting its harbors.
31	* BreakingTheGlassCeiling: Lt. Emily Lake is (in this movie) the first woman to serve on a submarine of the United States Navy. Commander Dodge, not having been informed in advance, initially thinks that [[StripperCopConfusion his crew have hired a stripper]], and they do indeed treat her mostly as eye candy to start with (which leads them to sabotage her laundry to [[CustomUniformOfSexy make her uniform more revealing]]). Her lack of real-world experience (and lack of confidence) doesn't help her in establishing her credentials, but when a particularly tricky situation calls for her specialist training, she rises to the occasion and proves her skill as a dive officer.
32	* BrickJoke: Two with Stepanek:
33	** When he first meets his crew, Dodge gets Stepanek to settle down by informing him that "if I throw you off, it'll be in the middle of the Atlantic." Later in the film, Dodge does in fact throw an insubordinate member of his crew off of the ''Stingray'' in the middle of the Atlantic - but it's not Stepanek, it's [[spoiler:Pascal]], and [[spoiler:he's tossed onto the waiting net of a helpful fishing boat rather than into the water]], [[spoiler:and Stepanek is the one doing the tossing]].
34	** Early in the film when Stepanek makes his dislike of serving aboard a submarine (or in the Navy in general) clear, Dodge points out that the service is ''voluntary'' and he can simply resign. Stepanek notes in frustration that he can't because his father's an admiral. [[spoiler:At the end of the film, Admiral Winslow thanks Dodge for getting his son (Stepanek) to face forward.]]
35	* BrilliantButLazy: Stepanek is actually very good at his job when he wants to be, it's just he doesn't want to be there. In his first scene he insults Dodge and then proceeds to give a detailed explanation of what regulations he just broke and the required punishment, which will get him out of serving on the ''Stingray''.
36	* BunnyEarsLawyer: Most of the crew fit this trope, [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits which is how they ended up on the ship to begin with]], starting with their Commanding Officer, LCDR Dodge. Both on and off the job, he's an immature goofball, but he also shows that immature does not necessarily mean irresponsible. His antics are never shown to actually affect his job performance, he gets along well with his subordinates, and he whips a derelict rustbucket submarine into seaworthiness over the course of a montage.
37	** Even the way he screws around can indicate his skills. He treats [[OfficeGolf teeing a golf shot off the deck of the boat]] the same way he would calculating a torpedo shot, with subordinates reading off relevant information about distance, heading, and weather conditions. [[ChekhovsSkill And gets rather close to a hole in one.]]
38	* ButtMonkey: Lt. Marty Pascal is an obnoxious lout who abuses his crew. The crew abuse him right back as he become the victim of several pranks and pratfalls. Bonus points for the fact that he's played by Creator/RobSchneider.
39	* TheCaptain: Both Commander Knox and Lieutenant Commander Dodge.
40	* CasualDangerDialogue: Stepanek leads the engine crew in stopping the leaks that almost sink the boat, after Howard, the civilian specialist, gets knocked-out. Afterwards, Stepanek helps Howard back to his feet when he comes to.
41	-->'''Howard:''' I miss anything?
42	-->'''Stepanek:''' Just a little water!
43	* ChekhovsSkill: Sonar's attempts to mimic whales by recording their calls. Also, Dodge's skill in calculating targeting solutions is shown early on via him nearly getting a hole in one while teeing a golf shot from the deck of a moving submarine.
44	* ChekhovsGun: Two live torpedoes are given to the ''Stingray'' as an alternate objective for the final target of the war game. [[spoiler:Using this option allows the crew to destroy the dummy ship even though they are killed in the game.]]
45	* TheChewToy: Nitro has to endure electric currents through his body ''several times'', just so Dodge can talk to somebody. To be fair, he seems to like it - or at least not mind much.
46	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Nitro, due to having "absorbed a lot of voltage" in his electrical career. His EstablishingCharacterMoment is basically him testing loose wires for voltages ''without a meter''. 'Sonar' Lovacelli is, to a lesser degree, one as well.
47	* ComicallyMissingThePoint: When ''Stingray'' makes her first dive in 40 years down to 500 feet, [[CoolOldGuy Chief Machinist Mate Howard]] attaches a string to the inside of the pressure hull taut from port to starboard. As ''Stingray's'' depth increases, the water pressure begins squeezing the hull, causing the string to sag noticeably. Howard grins at Nitro, having put up the string to demonstrate this very thing.
48	-->'''Howard:''' Bet ya never saw anything like that on one of those big nukes.\
49	'''Nitro:''' Uh, no, we didn't have clotheslines. We had those dryer things, with a window in the front.
50	* TheComicallySerious: Just about the entire crew of ''Orlando'', from Commander Knox on down. They act completely professional and serious at all times, completely unaware of [[HilarityEnsues ensuing hilarity]] happening on ''Stingray'', or the [[CrazyEnoughToWork unconventional tactics]] her crew is pulling off to elude them.
51	* CommunicationsOfficer:
52	** Nitro, a skilled but very eccentric electrician who manages to coerce the aging ship's radio equipment to work via various short-circuits (including several passing through [[AmusingInjuries his own body]]).
53	** Creator/PattonOswalt has a small role as ''Stingray'''s dedicated radio operator.
54	* CompositeCharacter: Nitro is apparently both the boat's electrician and radio operator (in RealLife, these are separate rates). Justified in that for this mission, the ''Stingray'' really doesn't need a full-time radioman.
55	** Another possible justification is that the equipment is in such bad shape that only Nitro knows how to keep it working.
56	* ControlFreak: Executive Officer Martin Pascal just can't relax and go with the flow...
57	* CrazyEnoughToWork: Several of Dodge's plans are incredibly risky, dangerous, or just so ludicrous that they seem unlikely, such as disguising themselves as a trawler full of drunk fishermen. {{Lampshaded}} in the climax by Spots, who says that the crew would ''prefer'' the risky maneuver, since it keeps working for them.
58	* CrisisMakesPerfect: Lt. Lake's lack of real-time experience bites them when she accidentally ''drives the sub into the ocean floor'', and as a result she loses confidence until the above-mentioned [[spoiler: between the screws]] incident. Invoked in that Dodge was doing it deliberately, as she speaks to him afterwards and she asks him how much longer he would have waited before doing it right.
59	* CurseCutShort: When Admiral Winslow asks Captain Dodge what he thinks of the ''Stingray'', he replies, "It's a complete piece of... antiquated equipment, sir."
60	* CustomUniformOfSexy: Lt. Lake's uniform ends up being much more revealing after her shipmates sabotage her laundry, leaving her with the tiny uniform of the shrimpy XO.
61	-->'''Dodge:''' Lt. Lake, you are ''almost'' [[DoubleEntendre out of uniform]].
62	* DamageControl: ''Stingray'' ends up busting some water mains in the engine room during a risky maneuver, leading to Stepanek's BigDamnHeroes moment.
63	* DeadpanSnarker: Most everyone gets a moment or two, it's that kind of movie, but of note is Stepanek's introductory scene; dressed like a biker, being escorted by [=SPs=] as he yells at and threatens them...
64	-->'''Dodge:''' Oh good, our chaplain has arrived.
65	** Stepanek has a few good lines of his own, such as [[spoiler:after Lake screws up and crashes the submarine on the ocean bottom]].
66	-->[[SoMuchForStealth Nice job, Lake.]] Like droppin' a ''piano''! Why do you do it again in case they didn't hear you the first time?
67	* DidntThinkThisThrough: Pascal tries to remove Dodge from command, as Dodge has intentionally disregarded Graham's orders. Dodge did so because he has higher orders from Winslow. He fails to account for two things. One, Dodge's actions have [[AFatherToHisMen earned the respect of the crew]]. Two, his own actions [[TheNeidermeyer have alienated the whole crew]]. He seems shocked and outraged when he realizes that Dodge has called him mutinous and is about to take care of the matter.
68	* {{Dissimile}}
69	--> '''Nitro''': Radio's running like a Swiss...car.
70	* DoAnythingSoldier: Nitro is the ship's electrician, but he is doing double duty as a radio operator as well. Also, Buckman is seen doing deck maintenance when he should be cooking. TruthInTelevision, as all crew members of a sub are cross trained in different departments.
71	* DoubleEntendre:
72	** Stepanek, on seeing Dodge exiting the aft torpedo room serving as Lake's quarters:
73	--->'''Stepanek:''' Polishing the old torpedo, Sir?
74	** Dodge ends up unintentionally doing this a few times when introducing Lake to the crew.
75	--->'''Lt. Cmdr Dodge:''' All right, look, gentlemen! I know this is an unusual situation. Can't be easy for Lt. Lake here to be thrown into a jungle such as this, and I know it will make things hard on all of us... ''[laughter]'' Let me rephrase that. It's going to make things ''difficult'' on all of us as well. But if we just work together as a team, I'm sure we can handle ourselves... ''[laughter]'' ''Comport'' ourselves as professionals. That is all.
76	* DoubleMeaning: Stepanek gets "relocated" when he fails to help prepare the ship for service.
77	* TheDrunkenSailor: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] by Dodge to fool the ''Orlando'' into thinking his sub is just a civilian fishing boat caught in a storm. [[RefugeInAudacity It works.]]
78	-->'''Captain Knox:''' Great. We've just chased down a boatload of beered-up fishermen.
79	* EmbarrassingTattoo: One of Rear Admiral Graham's complaints against Commander Dodge is his owning one of these.
80	-->'''Rear Admiral Graham:''' I just don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion dollar piece of equipment to a man who has [[spoiler:"Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis]]!
81	* EntitledBastard: Despite treating his crew mates like crap, Pascal expects them to support when he attempts to take command of the ''Stingray'' from Dodge. The rest of crew simply laugh at this and stay on Dodge's side.
82	* EveryoneHasStandards: Stepanek isn't trying to screw everybody, only himself.
83	* {{Fartillery}}: Buckman's fart is not only loud enough to be picked up by the ''Orlando's'' passive sonar microphones (and the sonar technician who hears it flat-out calls it "some sort of explosion") but he stinks up the entire inside of the sub to the point the other crew members have a hard time breathing and their eyes start to water.
84	* {{Foreshadowing}}: Lt. Commander Dodge's threat: "If I throw you off, it'll be in the middle of the Atlantic." The only difference between when he said it and when he finally does it is the person to whom he speaks. [[spoiler:He says it to Stepanek, but he does it to Pascal. In fact, it's Stepanek who ends up doing the throwing.]]
85	* FreakierThanFiction: The basis of the movie - war games pitting decades-old naval hardware against modern equipment - has not only been done repeatedly in RealLife, but has often resulted in victories for the low-techs through skill and guile. The losing side has even [[MovingTheGoalposts changed the rules mid-game]] on occasion, but not in a subtle manner like Graham's manipulation of the playing area - they actually declared that ''[[TheBattleDidntCount the ships the low-techs sank were floating again]].''
86	** At least one of the incidents in question, however, the low-tech forces were cheating even by the standards of the exercise (real assets cannot teleport, and a 2,000 pound fishing trawler cannot launch a missile whose launcher alone weighs double the boat's displacement). And "refloating" sunk assets is actually SOP for a naval wargame: The exercises exist as much to train the crewmen as they do the Admirals, and getting "sunk" on day 1 of a wargame and having nothing to do for the rest of the exercise would be counterproductive (think of it as "Ok, we'll pretend you ''did'' evade that torpedo and got away, proceed as if you did" or "Ok, you're acting as a replacement for a ship of the same class that was sunk on day 1").
87	* FriendlyEnemy: The crew of USS ''Orlando'' are just doing their best to win the wargame, same as the crew of USS ''Stingray''. It's Graham that acts as the BigBad of the film. Even Commander Knox, who's excessively straight-laced and refused to recommend Dodge for promotion, is not a bad guy at all.
88	* FunnyBackgroundEvent: When Graham dares his fellow admirals to "call [him] prude" during his anti-Dodge rant in the prologue, one of them can be seen grinning and giving a subtle "that's exactly what you are" nod in the background.
89	* {{Gasshole}}: Buckman interrupts the sub's silent running with a fat ripper (in his defense, he ''really'' tried to hold it in).
90	* GoshDangItToHeck: Commander Knox. Profanity is his BerserkButton.
91	* GroinAttack: Pascal gets his luggage tossed straight into his groin [[spoiler:right after he's made to walk the plank]].
92	* HarmlessVoltage: Nitro, of course. With all the voltage he's absorbed over the years, he's built up a considerable amount of tolerance.
93	* HehHehYouSaidX: Dodge gets on a FreudianSlipperySlope when talking to the crew about a woman (Lt. Lake) being on board:
94	-->'''Dodge:''' All right, look, gentlemen. I know this is an unusual situation. Can't be easy for Lt. Lake here to be thrown into a jungle such as this, and I know it will make things hard on all of us...\
95	'''Crew:''' ''[laughter]''\
96	'''Dodge:''' Let me re-phrase that. It's going to make things ''difficult'' on all of us as well. But if we just work together as a team, I'm sure we can handle ourselves...\
97	'''Crew:''' ''[laughter]''\
98	'''Dodge:''' ''Comport'' ourselves as professionals. That is all.
99	* HiddenInPlainSight: Dodge's idea to get past the Orlando in their first run-in involved surfacing, placing some lights on the periscope, and having the crew sing like they were drunk to convince Knox that they were just drunken fishermen caught in a storm. [[spoiler:It works.]]
100	* HisNameReallyIsBarkeep: Nitro's name really is Nitro -- his full name being "Electrician's Mate 2nd Class Michael K. Nitro" according to the filming script. He's considering "Mike" as a nickname.
101	* {{Homage}}: Sonar is one to Radar from ''Series/{{MASH}}'', in name if not necessarily manner.
102	* HotSubOnSubAction: ''Stingray'' has to make the final stage of their run on Norfolk with ''Orlando'' in hot pursuit.
103	* HyperAwareness: Sonarman 2nd Class E.T. "Sonar" Lovacelli can hear how much change is dropped on a nearby submarine. And a crewman eating an Oreo on another deck. And a couple of lobsters dukin' it out. This IS helped by his listening equipment, but it takes more than fancy gear to point out that someone dropped "forty-five cents. A quarter... and two dimes", after jerking as if an explosion went off in his ear after the coins hit the deck.
104	* INeedAFreakingDrink: After Dodge gives the command to push Stingray's old clapped-out diesel engines well beyond redline for an extended period of time, the chief engineer pulls out a bottle of whisky and pours a shot for himself and the engineer's mate. He then dumps the rest of the bottle into the fuel line, stating that upping the proportion of ethanol to diesel in the fuel will let him squeeze another 50 RPM out of the engine.
105	* IndestructibleEdible: The can of Deviled Ham in the galley. It's been on that shelf since Korea. It expired in 1966. It still tastes like cream corn...
106	* IndyPloy: Almost everything Lt. Cmdr. Dodge does amounts to winging it.
107	-->'''Dodge:''' Presently there are several ships positioned outside the harbor to intercept us. To get in, we'll need to use a tactic that is somewhat bizarre and extremely risky. If any of you think it's not worth it, please let me know now.\
108	'''Spots:''' Actually, sir, [[LampshadeHanging I think we prefer to go with the bizarre and risky]]. [[CrazyEnoughToWork It's worked for us so far]].
109	* InsaneAdmiral: Rear Admiral Graham. He starts off as just an asshole, but by the end of the film the lengths he goes to to try and rig the wargame and screw Dodge over have pushed him fully into Mad Brass territory.
110	* InstantWinCondition: In the climax. All the ''Stingray'' has to do to win the wargame is sink the dummy ship. Their ''own'' survival was never part of the game.
111	-->'''Dodge:''' ''Orlando'', this is ''Stingray'', Stingray One speaking. We acknowledge the kill and congratulate all the fine men on your boat.\
112	'''Graham:''' [[SarcasmMode Well thank you, Captain.]]\
113	'''Dodge:''' ''However'', at the time of your transmission, I had already fired two torpedoes.\
114	'''Graham:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]\
115	'''Dodge:''' You can probably hear them in the water. And though we are dead, our fish are on their way to the Naval Station dummy ship. They hit, we still win. [[TalkLikeAPirate Harr harr..]]
116	* InsultBackfire: Graham's protests against giving Dodge a submarine over his "Welcome Aboard" tattoo only amused the other Admirals, and potentially made them more impressed with Dodge as a submariner, a naval branch that ''emphasizes'' roguish qualities. Admiral Winslow himself saw it as a positive trait for a renegade sub captain.
117	-->'''Winslow:''' Damn it to hell, don't go by the book! Think like a pirate! I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man?\
118	'''Dodge:''' ''[glumly]'' By a strange coincidence you do, sir.
119	* InterserviceRivalry: Downplayed, but when R.J. sings the Army's then-current recruiting jingle ("Be all that you can be") while participating in one of Dodge's CrazyEnoughToWork plans, Dodge is visibly annoyed. ''In the middle of a storm.''
120	-->'''Dodge:''' That's the ''Army'' song, Jackson!
121	* IronicEcho: The first thing Pascal declares to Stepanek after the latter's first attempt to get thrown off the ''Stingray'' is a characteristic "You're mine maggot!" Naturally, Stepanek throws it back in his face just before the [[WalkThePlank final shove]].
122	-->'''Stepanek:''' Now you're ''mine'', maggot. Watch that last step. ''[shove]''\
123	'''Pascal:''' '''[[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas MOMMY!!!]]'''
124	* JerkassHasAPoint: While Lt. Pascal may be a [[NoIndoorVoice loud]] ControlFreak, his complaints about how [[LethalChef Buckman]] runs the galley are entirely justified.
125	* LargeHam:
126	** Dodge: sure, the part involves a captain who has many reasons to be gleeful in giving Graham his comeuppance, but Kelsey Grammer clearly was relishing every line.
127	** Admiral Winslow is a booming-voiced authority figure. It's Creator/RipTorn for Christ's sake!
128	** Pascal. He has NoIndoorVoice, he gets in people's faces a lot, and when he tries to ask Dodge permission to leave the ''Stingray'' and get another assignment he does some really weird, wild gesturing with his arms as he attempts to phrase his request politely.
129	* LethalChef: Buckman's kitchen practices are probably what landed him on the ''Stingray'' in the first place[[note]]Jokes about military cooking aside, food is SeriousBusiness on a sub; given that it's one of the few living conditions sub crews ''can'' control, subs typically get the best cooks possible to keep morale up.[[/note]]; the most glaring things we hear about are a fingernail and band-aid in the food on two consecutive days (the band-aid was holding the fingernail on, you see), and then there's the deviled ham ... and we ''watch'' him drop cigar ashes in the cookpot! Although Dodge does [[DefiedTrope compliment him]] on [[MustHaveCaffeine the coffee]].
130	* LaserGuidedKarma: Admiral Graham tries to nullify the exercise by complaining about Dodge ignoring orders. Admiral Winslow shuts him down with a terse "Stow it. He had higher orders. And you can forget about that third star." Graham figured this war game would clinch his appointment for promotion; however, his promotion wasn't yanked for the war game. The Navy would probably overlook his changing the size of the game board; however, [[spoiler:a visiting US Navy admiral on board a ship has no authority to just take over which Graham does on board the ''Orlando'' because it's personal between him and Dodge]]. Command in the US Navy is sacrosanct.
131	* LimitedAdvancementOpportunities: Dodge has already been passed over twice for command at the start of the film and a third time will mean that he'll be reassigned to a desk job, effectively ending his career.
132	* MathematiciansAnswer: Buckman's answer as to what time of the day 1100 is is indeed mathematically correct.
133	-->'''Pascal''': Now you take a look at that galley chart! 'Cause I want that cabinet repacked regulation style by 1100! Do you know what time 1100 is?! \
134	'''Buckman''': That would be after ten hundred, sir.
135	* MeaningfulName: Lt. Lake, who's never done an actual dive, having only been on a simulator—think of anyone who's only had training experience (if anything) in a lake, who suddenly has to face the open ocean.
136	* MilitaryBrat: [[spoiler:Stepanek]], of all people. Turns out his father is [[spoiler:Vice Admiral Winslow]], and [[spoiler:Stepanek's]] been using his mother's maiden name to avoid allegations of favoritism.
137	* MovingTheGoalposts: Graham constantly changes the rules in order to give himself the advantage in the war games, including "I have to know where my attacker is coming from in order to catch him," as if a real enemy combatant would make it that easy. Dodge rightly ignores him; he had higher orders.
138	* TheMountainsOfIllinois: An odd version: The Appalachians do run through Virginia, but aren't visible in any way in Norfolk, being nearly 200 miles away! Most of the film was shot in and around San Francisco Bay in California (USS ''Pampanito'', which plays USS ''Stingray'', is a museum ship in San Francisco), where the hills are much closer to the coast.
139	* MsFanservice:
140	** Lt. Lake is left in a too-tight top that her breasts almost pop out of after her laundry is sabotaged. Fortunately this sabotage only lasts one short scene.
141	--->'''Dodge:''' Lieutenant Lake, you are ''almost'' out of uniform.
142	** In-Universe, the crew views Lake as this until she proves her skill as dive officer.
143	* TheMutiny: Lt. Pascal, way too by-the-book for this RagtagBunchOfMisfits, eventually decides to "relieve the captain of his duties" [[AntiMutiny after Dodge ignores both Rear Admiral Graham's orders]] and Pascal's advice to follow them. However, as Dodge secretly had orders from a higher-ranking admiral, Pascal's move was a classic case of mutiny. As for how well it worked, see above under DidntThinkThisThrough.
144	* TheNeidermeyer:
145	** Rear Admiral Graham tries to change the rules of the war game behind the back of his own superior officer, is abusive to the crew of the ''Orlando'' and takes over command of the ''Orlando'' at the end of the war game over its captain's protests.
146	** Lt. Martin Pascal doesn't speak at anything quieter than a shout and verbally abuses the entire crew even though they all have his number.
147	* NiceJobFixingItVillain: Graham's providing a bum crew for Dodge probably would have steered him straight for another wargame victory, if only Sonar hadn't been among them. His insane talents for hearing and sonar use, [[spoiler:not to mention mimicry]], are the most directly responsible for Dodge coming ahead in troubling situations.
148	* NoIndoorVoice: Pascal, most of the time. Of course, it ''is'' Rob Schneider...
149	* NoodleIncident: The Murmansk brushing incident. Although it's known that in RealLife there have been such incidents, which generally are the end of the responsible CO's career, the details of the one involving Dodge are mostly unknown. All that's known is that he was an Ensign at the time (meaning he likely was not in command, though he was probably running the tactical plot and miscalculated the range to the Russian sub, leading to the collision), got blindingly drunk afterwards, and received his EmbarrassingTattoo while inebriated.
150	* NotSoAboveItAll: Turns out Knox and his first mate had a little bet going on. Knox lost. The payoff happened behind Admiral Graham's back.
151	* NumberTwo:
152	** Lt. Pascal starts off as this for most of the movie, but proves to be a ControlFreak and TheNeidermeyer, and ends up being made to WalkThePlank (into the waiting net of a fishing boat) after attempting TheMutiny against Dodge.
153	** Lt. Lake, following Pascal's departure, basically becomes XO to Dodge by default, as every other named character on board is of enlisted rank.
154	* ObfuscatingStupidity:
155	** Buckman, when confronted by Pascal regarding his [[LethalChef cooking]].
156	--->'''Pascal:''' Buckman! There was a ''fingernail'' in my food, you fat ass moron! Yesterday, it was a ''band-aid''!\
157	'''Buckman:''' Sorry, sir, the band-aid was holding the fingernail on.
158	** Also, while Pascal is yelling at him, Buckman sprays shortening on the floor and ladder behind Pascal's back, leading to the latter to slip on both items.
159	* OddNameNormalNickname: One of the submarine crew is called "Nitro" -- full name "Michael K. Nitro", as mentioned [[AllThereInTheScript in the script]]. When someone else tells him that's a cool nickname, he tells them it's his real name but he's been thinking of calling himself "Mike" as a nickname.
160	* OfficeGolf: Early in the film, Dodge gets chewed out by his captain for playing golf off the weather deck of USS ''Orlando'' as she was sailing into port. He actually does rather well, hitting a long shot onto shore and getting very close to the hole.
161	-->'''Knox:''' Well, what the heck? Why don't we pull in so you can putt out!?
162	* OnceDoneNeverForgotten: Dodge's EmbarrassingTattoo, which everyone seems to know about and feel the need to mention.
163	* OutsideTheBoxTactic: To give the Navy the experience of a renegade submarine, Winslow orders Dodge to "think like a pirate." The extreme actions taken by Dodge are so far from normal submarine operations he fools his old CO on the ''Orlando'', exactly like a terrorist would do in a similar situation, proving that when the target has nothing to lose, he's extremely hard to counter.
164	* PermissionToSpeakFreely: Emily Lake asks for this, gets it, and then kisses the captain. Earlier, Dodge gives permission to Pascal when he tries to ask Dodge to relieve him of his post so he can go to another assignment, and Pascal buries himself deeper by calling the whole crew "the biggest collection of ''assholes'' and ''retards'' in naval history!" and tried to open up his attempt at using PresentCompanyExcluded on his ''captain'' with "I know why you're here (the damned penis tattoo), but..."
165	* PirateParrot: Nitro wears one [[spoiler:at Pascal's walking the plank. Oh, and it is an uncooked chicken.]]
166	-->'''Buckman:''' Don't let it fly away, that's supper.
167	* PlankGag: Dodge gets Buckman to unwittingly pull one on Stepanek, as Stepanek's comeuppance for slacking while everyone else is doing scut work.
168	* PrankPunishment: When XO Lt. Pascal tries to mutiny and take over the USS Stingray, Commander Dodge and the other crew dress up as pirates and hold a mock execution for him, forcing Pascal to walk the plank off the submarine, blindfolded. He falls harmlessly into the net of a waiting fishing trawler that takes him back to shore.
169	* PrecisionFStrike: Captain Dodge (reading his own fitness report): "This is a confirmed kill. Twenty years down the fucking drain!"
170	* ProperlyParanoid: When told that the sonar contact has a diesel engine, Knox' first instinct is to assume that it's not a diesel submarine and to ignore it. However, he very rapidly thinks it over, realizes that he can't assume anything, and orders the Orlando to investigate the contact. Fortunately for the ''Stingray'', Dodge is paranoid himself and had a back-up plan ready.
171	* PyrrhicVictory: The ''Orlando'' is able to catch the ''Stingray'' during the final run and get a torpedo firing solution, but unfortunately not before the ''Stingray'' was able to launch two live torpedoes that blow up a designated target sky-high. In the end, Admiral Graham (who was gloating his victory just one second before Dodge points this out) can only sit down and listen to Dodge's countdown as the torpedoes approach their target, and once the exercise is over his career offically goes down the drain thanks to his actions during it.
172	* RadioContest: Nitro tried to connect the sub to Admiral Graham's phone call. Being Nitro, it got misdirected,
173	-->'''Dodge:''' Dodge here... 'Stairway to Heaven'... Music/LedZeppelin, 1971, right? Okay! Hey, good news, guys! We just won the Music/BillyJoel tickets and the WROK T-shirts! Nitro, you wanna get me ''Admiral Graham'', now?
174	* RagtagBunchOfMisfits: Dodge's crew obviously. We've got:
175	** A hot-tempered and uptight Executive Officer.
176	** A crusty old Chief Machinist's Mate who's actually retired and working as a civilian contractor (because no active Naval personnel is familiar with a ''Balao''-class engine system).
177	** A rebellious Engineman who ''wants'' to be court-martialed.
178	** A sharp-eared Sonar Technician who could not only hear a pin drop, but identify the make and model of said pin from the sound it makes hitting the floor. In this case, there wasn't anything wrong with how he did his job, his leadership were just paranoid that [[BlessedWithSuck anyone with hearing that sharp would be a security risk]] and wanted him gone.
179	*** Oh, he doesn't hear ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial everything]]''. And don't worry, he's very trustworthy... [[VerbalTic too]].
180	** A compulsive gambler with a well-established (and hilarious) losing streak.
181	** A former U.S. Naval Academy basketball player who choked on his Big Game, flunked out, and wound up as an enlisted Seaman.
182	** A shock-prone (and shock-addled) Electrician who can channel more voltage than a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]].
183	** A cigar chomping chef of questionable culinary skill and even-more-questionable personal hygiene.
184	** A female Dive Officer (who has never served aboard a ship before) to test the feasibility of a coed crew (giving Dodge further headaches).
185	** And pretty much every other insubordinate reject the Navy had available. All put together in a World War II vintage rustbucket of a submarine by a GloryHound Admiral who was actively sabotaging both the wargames and Dodge's career.
186	* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Vice Admiral Winslow. He sees the potential in Dodge and gives him higher orders that give him more flexibility than Graham would permit in the war game.
187	** Dodge himself may be a loose cannon when it comes to dealing with his superiors, but he treats his crew with genuine respect, which earns him their loyalty (unlike Pascal who berated and abused them).
188	* ReassignmentBackfire: Dodge and his ''entire crew''. He also sees the importance of the war game to the Navy, while Graham simply sees it as another feather in his cap.
189	* RecruitersAlwaysLie: When stringing halogen lamps on the periscope as part of a ruse [[spoiler:to look like a fishing boat in rough nighttime weather]], Jackson grumbles, "I didn’t see this shit in no recruiting poster!" After successfully taping down the light without drowning, he sings an old US Army recruiting ad song.
190	-->'''Jackson:''' Be all that you can be!\
191	'''Dodge:''' That's the ''Army'' song, Jackson!
192	* RiddleForTheAges: What Dodge's infamous tattoo actually was. Graham sharks that it's "Welcome Aboard" early on, but we don't get a confirmation either way.
193	* RockBeatsLaser: The whole point of the film's plot is that an old diesel submarine could be a threat to US harbors - if it was crewed and commanded by people willing to play outside the rule books of more conventional submarine forces in an underwater version of guerrilla warfare. This is TruthInTelevision for modern diesel-electric subs with air-independent propulsion; not so much for a UsefulNotes/WorldWarII vintage submarine.
194	* RuleOfThree: Played with. Each time Dodge gets a call from Admiral Graham, he has Nitro put it through on a different method. The first time, it shocks Nitro. The second time, it seriously shocks Nitro. The third time, Nitro prepares himself with as much safety gear as possible. [[spoiler:It works as intended and Nitro isn't hurt at all, much to his own surprise.]]
195	* SealTheBreach: After Stepanek and the engine crew seal a series of smaller leaks, the main water pipe bursts, releasing a geyser that Stepanek plugs single-handed.
196	-->'''Stepanek''': Now ''that'' was fun!
197	* ShipTease: Dodge and Emily. At one point Emily even expresses her admiration and gratitude to Dodge by giving him a kiss on the lips.
198	* ShutUpHannibal: Towards the end, Dodge calls out Admiral Graham on his flagrant cheating.
199	-->'''Dodge:''' Since when did the rules become important to ''you,'' sir?\
200	'''Graham:''' You watch yourself, Dodge. You are addressing a ''superior officer''!\
201	'''Dodge:''' No, merely a ''higher ranking'' one! Catch us if you can!
202	* SideBet:
203	** Spots and Jackson are seen exchanging money a couple of times. Keep an eye on them whenever something exciting happens.
204	** Money changes hands aboard ''Orlando'' right after the climax of the film, between the normally strait-laced Captain Knox (CO of ''Orlando'') and his (rather smug-looking) XO.[[note]]eXecutive Officer[[/note]] Note that Knox bet ''against'' his former subordinate. Of all people, he should have known better, though the other option would be betting against himself.
205	*** To be fair, Knox didn’t KNOW who was commanding the “enemy” sub (which would be the case in a real life situation) and was more likely betting that he and Orlando would win. He can console himself with the fact that Graham had pulled rank and took command, so the loss was Graham’s.
206	* SilentRunningMode: Pretty much a given in a submarine movie, and played with in multiple scenes:
207	** When ''Stingray'' is trying to avoid detection by ''Orlando'' earlier in the exercise, they're doing well in hiding until Buckman [[ToiletHumor rips a massive fart]] that the Orlando's sonar operator says almost sounds like an explosion.
208	** Other notable events that break silence: three loose coins hitting the deck (''Orlando'') and ''[[SoMuchForStealth accidentally hitting the ocean floor]]'' (''Stingray'').
209	** However, it's successfully inverted by ''Stingray'' as well. At one point, being hunted by sonar, Dodge leads his crew in a drunken singalong. However, combined with some modifications to their profile and a howling storm, they convince the opposing sub that [[HiddenInPlainSight they're just a trawler full of drunk fishermen]]. It also helps that ''Orlando'' crew is unaware that their opponent is a diesel sub. When Knox's sonar technician tells him he heard a diesel engine, Knox immediately dismisses the possibility of a diesel submarine.
210	*** ''However,'' after thinking it over for a minute he orders his sub to intercept the contact anyway. See ProperlyParanoid above. He's a experienced officer who knows that he can't afford to assume anything. Dodge, knowing Knox very well, had a back-up plan ready because he was pretty sure that Knox would be thorough.
211	* SpringtimeForHitler: Since he doesn't want to serve on a submarine at all (let alone one like the ''Stingray''), Stepanek tries to get himself kicked out of Lt. Cmdr. Dodge's crew, starting from the moment he first arrives. Of course, Dodge sees through it immediately.
212	--> '''Lt. Cmdr. Dodge:''' Stepanek. If I throw you off, it'll be in the middle of the Atlantic. Board the damn boat.
213	* TheSquadette: Emily Lake.
214	* StarshipLuxurious: The modern ''Orlando'' in comparison to the elderly, rickety ''Stingray''. Backfires on the modern Navy men, though -- some guy dropping his pocket change because he was buying snacks while the ''Orlando'' was in SilentRunningMode was ''the only sound'' "Sonar" Lovacelli needed to hear to know that the enemy sub was nearby.
215	* SteppingOutToReact: Lieutenant Commander Thomas Dodge is so surprised that he received a message to get to headquarters to be assigned a submarine for captaining (right after seeing that he was denied a commission for the third time, which made his career in his own words "thirty years down [[PrecisionFStrike the fucking drain]]") that he asks his captain if this is a misunderstanding (and his captain says he had the message decoded twice, so it isn't) and then walks out of the room before whooping out in joy.
216	* StrawHypocrite: Graham doesn't like Dodge because he doesn't play by rules, or act like a proper officer. So how does Graham go about ensuring that Dodge won't receive command of a submarine? By cheating, and generally being an arrogant prick.
217	* StripperCopConfusion: In RealLife, at the time the movie was made women weren't allowed on US submarines -- Dodge is thus thrown by Lake's appointment as the ship's dive officer, not knowing about a (then fictional) experimental program to see if women will be allowed to serve on subs. He thought that she was hired by the crew as a present for him.
218	* SubmarinePirates: A U.S. Navy wargame calls for simulating an attack by terrorists working in conjunction with Submarine Pirates. Winslow's orders explicitly say "think like a pirate". The ''Stingray'' crew even plays it up [[spoiler:when making LT Pascal WalkThePlank following LCDR Dodge's decision to ignore RADM Graham's attempt to rig the wargame]], flying a Jolly Roger and dressed up in piratical clothing. [[CloudCuckooLander Nitro]] never bothers to change out of his costume or wash off the fake beard for the rest of the run, and even giving the occasional "Arr".
219	** TruthInTelevision with the Jolly Roger, which is a traditional victory flag for submarines. For example, HMS ''Conqueror'' flew one during her return to Britain after sinking the ''General Belgrano'' in the [[UsefulNotes/TheFalklandsWar Falklands]].
220	* SubStory: The entire film focuses on wargames conducted on submarines.
221	* TalkLikeAPirate: The "think like a pirate" order doesn't immediately lead to this, but Dodge and the crew go all in when making [[spoiler:Pascal]] WalkThePlank. Even after changing back into their regular clothes, they still indulge a little bit in this for the climax.
222	-->'''Dodge:''' Harrve you any last worrrrds before ye walk the plank, sirrr?
223	* ThemeNaming: An interesting example as the different themes used by the two subs demonstrates just how far apart they are in terms of technology and service. ''Stingray'' is named using the US Navy's UsefulNotes/WorldWarII-era tradition of naming submarines for fish, while ''Orlando'' uses the Navy's later tradition of naming attack submarines for cities [[note]]similar to how they used to name cruisers; missile subs meanwhile use the old battleship theme of being named for states[[/note]]
224	* TitleDrop: It's a sub movie called "Down Periscope". A title drop is a given.
225	* ThoseTwoGuys: Spots and R.J., the ''Stingray'''s Planesmen. The movie occasionally pauses to show them discussing whatever while at their post, usually R.J.'s basketball career and Spots' betting.
226	* ToiletHumor: Buckman almost ruins SilentRunningMode with a mammoth fart. More comedy as the crew must stifle any urge to shout in disgust, which stretches into an [[OverlyLongGag Overly Long]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Gag]].
227	-->'''Dodge''': ''Someone find Buckman and launch him out a torpedo tube!''
228	* TruthInTelevision: Although diesel-electric submarines like ''Stingray'' lack the speed and endurance of a modern nuclear-powered boat, they're also ''quieter'' and much harder to detect when submerged and running silent[[note]]In nuclear submarines, pumps must run constantly to keep reactors cool. Diesel-electric submarines can simply shut off their engines while underwater and go almost completely silent[[/note]]. A rogue diesel sub therefore presents a significant threat for a modern navy.
229	* UnderdogsNeverLose: A commander on his last chance, leading an intentionally collected RagtagBunchOfMisfits crew, with an obsolete rust bucket of a sub as his craft. Of course, they pull off the win!
230	* WalkThePlank: What the crew of USS ''Stingray'' makes [[spoiler:Pascal]] do when he pushes them too far. [[spoiler:A fishing boat is in on the joke and catches him in a strung net for laughs. As added injury, Stapanek gives Pascal his luggage-by dropping it on his crotch.]]
231	* WayPastTheExpirationDate:
232	** The food stores in ''Stingray'''s galley date, in at least one case, back to UsefulNotes/TheKoreanWar.
233	--->'''Pascal:''' Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the ''Stingray'' since KOREA! ''This can expired in 1966!''\
234	'''Buckman:''' What's the matter, sir? It still tastes like creamed corn...\
235	'''Pascal:''' Except, it's DEVILED HAM!\
236	'''Buckman:''' ''That'' would be a problem.
237	** Most of the crew view the ''Stingray'' as such, at least until she starts winning the wargame.
238	* WellTrainedButInexperienced: Lt. Emily Lake has the highest simulator score in the US Navy, but no actual experience on a boat prior to being assigned to the Stingray. Also, she's not very confident, which doesn't help.
239	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: When the crew is assembled, there are three officers of the Lieutenant Rank: Martin Pascal, the XO; Emily Lake, the Dive Officer; and a third Lieutenant standing next to Lake. This third officer is only seen in group scenes such as making Pascal walking the plank and the final scene when everyone is marching toward Admiral Winslow after disembarking from the Stingray.
240	** It is unknown what happened to Pascal after he was thrown overboard on to a fishing boat by the crew of "Stingray" after a failed attempt to take command of the submarine.
241	* WhyWeAreBummedCommunismFell: Admiral Winslow explains to Dodge that the Russians are selling off their diesel submarine fleet to countries hostile to the U.S., in order to raise much-needed cash. These subs may not be any match for the American nuclear fleet in a conventional battle, but Winslow believes there is a credible threat that a rogue sub, in the hands of a hostile military or a terrorist group, could slip into a U.S. harbor and wreak havoc. Dodge ends up proving him right.
242	* WrongGenreSavvy: Stepanek's first attempt to get out of serving on the ''Stingray'' is to openly insult Dodge to his face. Such a tactic would've worked with a by-the-book figure like Knox (who had earlier chastised Dodge's casual swearing), but he didn't realize he was dealing with a MilitaryMaverick.

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