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8	->''The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green\
9	My heart's as full as a baked pa-tay-da\
10	I think I know precisely what I mean\
11	When I say it's a shpadoinkle day!''
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13	''Cannibal! The Musical'' (also known as ''Alferd Packer: The Musical'') is a BlackComedy [[TheMusical musical]], aptly named and done by [[Creator/TreyParkerAndMattStone the boys behind]] ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' in their usual [[CrossesTheLineTwice good taste]]. The story is all about [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory legendary Colorado cannibal Alferd Packer]], played by Trey Parker himself, backed by his crew of Humphrey, played by Stone, and other strange characters. Very strange HilarityEnsues.
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15	The movie was made on a shoestring budget and it shows-- Parker and Stone caved from pressure from friends to actually expand a fake trailer they made for an assignment in college into a real movie. The film itself was made in 1993 but released as a film in 1996 by Creator/{{Troma}}. Early ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' humor is evident. A lot of it parodies the musical ''Theatre/{{Oklahoma}}''.
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17	The full movie can be watched for free online at the official site [[http://www.cannibalthemusical.net/video.shtml here,]] as well as the version with the DVDCommentary track. All the songs are [[http://www.cannibalthemusical.net/songs.shtml downloadable for free]] as well.
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19	!!These are shpadoinkle tropes!:
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21	* AerithAndBob: From "Let's Build a Snowman!":
22	-->'''Swan:''' We can name him Tom or we can name him George!...We can name him Bob or we can name him Literature/{{Beowulf}}!
23	* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: The gentle-natured protagonist's horse dumps him for the more macho, more aggressive trappers.
24	* AngryMobSong: "Hang the Bastard," [[LyricalDissonance meant to sound as much as possible]] like a cheery old-school-style excuse-to-dance number.
25	* BestialityIsDepraved: When the party encounters a lamb, the sex-crazed Noon just happens to start taking his pants off to pee, causing his mortified companions to mistakenly think he has amorous intentions. And of course, Packer's relationship with his horse is constantly wavering uncomfortably close to this trope.
26	* BigBad: [[spoiler:Shannon Bell is the true cannibal.]]
27	* BilingualBonus:
28	** Some of the lines spoken by the Japanese Indians translate as "This movie sucks" and "You're a stupid person". They also claim the name of their tribe is Nihonjin, which means "Japanese people".
29	** The hand signals Humphrey (Matt Stone) uses when first meeting the not-Indians is sign language for "Jesus Christ is Dead".
30	* BlackComedy: A comedic musical about a murderer.
31	* BlackComedyCannibalism: Humphrey, the goofy Nerd of the group, is blissfully unperturbed about eating the corpse of the fallen [[spoiler:Swan]], cheerfully chowing down while his companions are visibly traumatized.
32	* BerserkButton: Liane becomes this to Packer after leaving him for the trappers, with him being easily provoked to anger by mention of her.
33	* BloodyHilarious: There's lost of cheap gore, which is played for gross-out comedy.
34	* BrickJoke: Randomly, Miller is excited to see fudge being sold in the general store, and buys some. Much later, at the end of Packer's song, [[BrickJoke he blurts out]] "Fudge, Packer?"
35	* TheCameo:
36	** Of the unlikeliest sort: influential avant-garde filmmaker [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Brakhage Stan Brakhage]] appears briefly as Noon's father. Brakhage was one of Parker and Stone's film professors in college.
37	** Trey Parker's father Randy plays the judge at Packer's trial.
38	* ChekhovsGun: A literal example with Miller's gun. [[spoiler:Bell borrows it briefly, only to end up shooting Swan dead with it in a moment of anger.]]
39	* ChekhovsGunman: The Japanese Indian chief. After letting Packer and his group stay with his tribe for a while in the middle of the movie, he returns in the climax to [[spoiler:save Packer from being hanged and kill Frenchy]].
40	* CircularDrive: An OverlyLongGag as the townsfolk spill out of the local tavern.
41	* ComicallyMissingThePoint: The trappers, when told to stop singing the "trapper song." However both sides end up missing the point when it degenerates into an argument over what key the song should be in.
42	-->'''Noon:''' Oh stop!\
43	'''Humphrey:''' That's sick.\
44	'''Frenchy:''' I agree, [hits one of the other trappers] Nutter was singing in the wrong key!\
45	'''Nutter:''' No I wasn't. It was Loutzenheiser. I was singing in E♭ minor.\
46	'''Frenchy:''' The song's in F♯ major!\
47	'''Bell:''' I think they're the same thing. I mean, E♭ is the relative minor of F♯.\
48	'''Frenchy:''' No, it isn't. The relative minor is 3 half-tones ''down'' from the major, not up!\
49	'''Noon:''' No, it's 3 down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.\
50	'''Loutzenheiser:''' But isn't A♯ in C major?\
51	'''Bell:''' Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales, or something?\
52	'''Frenchy:''' A# is tonic to C major. It's the 6th!\
53	'''Humphrey:''' No it isn't!\
54	'''Swan:''' Well, it'd be like a raised 13th if anything.
55	* ContentWarnings: {{Parodied}}.
56	** Placed after the end credits: ''"Due to the graphic nature of this film, it should not have been watched by small children."''
57	** The film opens with a disclaimer stating that "The film's violent scenes have been edited out for your viewing pleasure", then immediately follows up with a scene where Packer hunts his companions down in the woods, [[RRatedOpening beats one of them with their own severed arm, rips the tongue off another one and proceeds to chow it down]].
58	* CrowdSong: "Hang the Bastard", a jaunty, upbeat tune [[LyricalDissonance about hanging a man]].
59	* DarkReprise: "That's All I'm Asking For", an upbeat song about what the miners are hoping to accomplish when they reach Colorado, gets a very slow, awkward, and dour reprise as they're beginning to starve in the middle of nowhere.
60	* DeconstructiveParody: Of fluffy OscarBait period musicals like ''Film/{{Oklahoma}}'', taking the [[PoliticallyCorrectHistory saccharine depiction of history]] common to such plays/films and [[MoodDissonance applying it to]] an ''extremely'' grim and bloody event.
61	* DefrostingIceQueen: Packer wins over the distant Polly Pry over the course of his story.
62	* DespairEventHorizon: Noon crosses it when he realizes that he will die a virgin.
63	-->'''Noon:''' You know Packer, because of you I will never get laid!
64	* DivorceIsTemporary: Subversion-via-aversion between Packer and Liane. (The story is so sappy/corny/cliche this is a no-brainer, until it falls completely flat, which is almost assuredly deliberate.)
65	* DoomyDoomsOfDoom:
66	-->'''Ralph:''' [thrusts a pointing finger at the group] The Rocky Mountains. I gotta warn ya! You're ''doomed! Doomed! Doomed!'' [lowers the finger] You're ''doomed!'' [walks away] ''Doomed.'' [the man walks around the group. The miners follow his walk with their eyes] Turn back, while you still can. You're ''doomed.'' You're all ''doomed.''
67	-->'''Packer, Swan:''' [{{beat}}] Thank you.
68	* DoubleEntendre:
69	** "When I Was on Top of You", Packer's heartfelt and sincere ballad to his missing horse, is littered with these. Takes on a whole new meaning when you consider that Packer's horse Liane is an {{Expy}} of Trey Parker's ex of the same name.
70	** Afterwards, Humphrey offers Packer a piece of fudge with the words "Fudge, Packer?"
71	* DreamBallet: Packer has a nightmare about him and Frenchy getting into a ballet competition for Lian's heart. He loses, at which point the dream goes OffTheRails and ends with Frenchy stabbing him to death.
72	* EatingShoes: Before they start eating each other, the characters eat their shoes.
73	* EyeAwaken: Parodied in a marvelously over-the-top fashion.
74	* EyeScream: The civil war veteran [[NauseaFuel whose eye squirts out pus]] [[{{Squick}} every time he talks]].
75	* FakeNationality: Parodied and lampshaded with the "Native Americans" who are ''very'' obviously played by Japanese people, with the movie [[StylisticSuck doing everything in its power to draw the audience's attention to that fact]].[[invoked]]
76	* FanService / FanDisservice: The ballet dream scene, which features Packer and Frenchy in tights.
77	* {{Fauxreigner}}: Native Americans that are Japanese people in disguise...
78	-->'''Bell:''' Could you tell me what tribe this is?
79	-->'''Chief:''' Hmmmmm... We are... Indians!
80	-->'''Bell:''' ...Yes, I see that, but... what Indians?
81	-->'''Chief:''' You don't think we are... Indians?
82	-->'''Bell:''' No, no, no, I just um...
83	-->'''Chief:''' We have... teepees.
84	-->'''Bell:''' Right. I see, but...
85	-->'''Chief:''' Look at all these teepees ...we have. Because... we are...Indians!
86	-->'''Packer:''' Yeah, they have teepees.
87	* {{Fauxshadow}}: Early in the movie, Miller pulls a gun on Packer to get him moving. This is supposed to foreshadow him getting violent later on. When they're starving and see a lamb [[spoiler: he doesn't have the heart to pull the trigger. When Swan sings his "snowman" song, ''Bell'' is the one who kills him.]]
88	* FishOutOfWater: All of the miners, when they run into the OutsideGenreFoe Cyclops, and try to play along, but fail for being CultureBlind. Also an inversion of CountryMouse, as it's the miners, and not the mouse, who are shown up as oddball.
89	* FunnyBackgroundEvent:
90	** In the first courtroom scene, the judge is very clearly bored with the proceedings. He's so bored he starts building a house of cards.
91	** After [[LethalChef Humphrey]] makes dinner, when Noon starts up the IWantSong, Packer can be seen tasting (and clearly hating) whatever the hell it is Humphrey made.
92	* GroinAttack: Packer pulls a mean one on Frenchy.
93	* HistoricalBeautyUpdate: The plain Polly Pry is played by the pretty Toddy Walters (albeit in unflattering clothes)
94	* HistoricalHeroUpgrade: In RealLife, there's a pretty good chance that Alferd Packer really did murder his compatriots and blame it on the deceased Shannon Bell, and he accordingly did 40 years in prison for voluntary manslaughter rather than getting off the hook. This is, of course, deliberately [[InvokedTrope invoked]] as part of the film's [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory lackadaisical approach]] to historical accuracy and mockery of the clash of values common in the period musicals it parodies.
95	* IAmSong: Parodied with "Trapper Song", a purposefully disgusting VillainSong by the Trappers about what they do in life.
96	* ImAHumanitarian: Of course! [[spoiler:First, the miners cannibalize the deceased Swan. Then after Bell loses it and kills everyone but Packer, the latter kills Bell and eats all their bodies to survive.]]
97	%%* IdiotHero: Packer.
98	* InherentlyFunnyWords: Shpadoinkle, both in the context of the movie and in a more meta sense as Trey Parker was initially using it as a placeholder until he thought of something different, but it made the cast and crew laugh so much that it stuck.
99	* IWantSong: "That's All I'm Asking For" have the cast sing about what it is they want from their journey.
100	* JerkassHasAPoint:
101	** For all of his attitude issues and complaining, Miller is completely right about everything he is complaining about. Most especially his complaint about Packer's not knowing what he is doing.
102	** [[spoiler: When the remaining group talks about killing another member for food, they want it to be Bell because he killed Swan. Bell quickly points out it was Packer's fault for getting them in this mess in the first place.]]
103	* KarmaHoudini: PlayedForLaughs. [[spoiler:While he didn't directly murder his companions, Packer avoids punishment with causing the whole horrible situation (through his incompetence and creepy obsession with his horse) thanks to a legal technicality and rides off into the sunset]]. Almost certainly a parody of the above-mentioned ''Theatre/{{Oklahoma}}'', where the protagonist literally gets away with murder because his victim was [[AssholeVictim an asshole]]. Note that in RealLife, the same technicality did save Packer from the death sentence, he still did 40 years in prison.
104	* KilledMidSentence: [[spoiler:Swan]] is killed mid-''musical number''.
105	* LeaningOnTheFourthWall:
106	--> '''Humphrey:''' You guys! I just thought of something too.
107	--> '''Packer:''' What?
108	--> '''Humphrey:''' Okay, now, you remember when Swan was building that snowman? Well, how the hell did he make that tapping sound with his feet?
109	--> '''Noon:''' You just now thought of that?
110	--> '''Humphrey:''' Well it's pretty fucking weird, isn't it?!
111	* LethalChef: Humphrey.
112	--> '''Miller:''' ''(Looking at the food)'' You son of a bitch Humphrey.
113	--> '''Humphrey:''' Aww, come on. Ya didn't even try it!
114	--> ''(He tries it)''
115	--> '''Miller:''' You son of a bitch Humphrey.
116	* LovableSexManiac: Noon. His obsession with sex and women is based on Dian Bachar, the actor who played him.
117	%%* MadeOfPlasticine
118	* MeaningfulName: Parker's acting credit is "Juan Schwartz", which is based on "John Schwartze", one of the pseudonyms the real-life Packer used while running from the law.
119	* TheMelBrooksNumber: "When I Was on Top of You," specifically.
120	* MoodDissonance: A big part of the humor. Despite the horrific and grim subject matter, the film's tone is bubbly and upbeat almost all throughout, in mockery of the fluffy musical period comedies the movie is parodying.
121	* TheMusical: A parodic one, with songs that range from decent to bizarre and are [[SoundtrackDissonance juxtaposed]] with morbidly absurd events.
122	* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: The day after [[spoiler: Bell kills Swan]], [[spoiler: Bell]] seems to be doing a little bit of this.
123	* MyNaymeIs: The protagonist's first name is Alferd, not Alfred. Historical records would indicate the rather Trey Parker-esque detail that in real life, Packer was originally named Alfred, but got a tattoo that misspelled it "Alferd" and went SureLetsGoWithThat.
124	* NoPartyLikeADonnerParty: The film parodies a RealLife instance, with the main characters resorting to cannibalism to survive in the harsh Colorado winter.
125	* OffWithHisHead: [[spoiler:Frenchy]] loses his courtesy of the Japanese Indian chief, placating the crowd that wanted Packer hanged. [[spoiler:Lian]] joins him shortly after [[PoorCommunicationKills thanks a poorly-phrased comment by Packer]].
126	* OnlySaneMan: Frank Miller. Bell (the priest) has shades of this later in the movie.
127	* OverlyLongGag: Packer's party arrive at a shop and every one of them greets the shopkeeper individually, with the shopkeeper always responding in kind and the camera panning back and forward every single time. Basically, it amounts to the audience hearing a lot of "howdy" or "howdy-do" over the course of a few seconds.
128	* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: From the poster: "the first intelligent musical about cannibalism." A TakeThat at ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'', perhaps?
129	* PerfectlyCromulentWord: The nonexistent word "Shpadoinkle" gets thrown about a fair bit, with absolutely no explanation of what it's supposed to mean.
130	* PlaceWorseThanDeath: Packer tells Polly he should have just let himself be caught rather than try to escape into Wyoming.
131	-->'''Polly:''' Why?\
132	'''Packer:''' You ever been to Wyoming?\
133	(''cut to Packer wandering around a barren, empty landscape'')\
134	'''Packer:''' H-hello?\
135	''(cut back to the jail'')\
136	'''Polly:''' Oh god, it sounds horrible!
137	* PetTheDog: Miller may be a asshole, but he does comfort Noon when he gets upset over the fact he will die a virgin.
138	* PleaseKeepYourHatOn: Humphrey's huge afro reveal, a gag later recycled for Kyle's hair in ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''.
139	* ThePollyanna: Swan. Cheerful while starving and freezing and "fucked", he sings a cheerful snowman song to lighten the mood.
140	* RasputinianDeath: [[spoiler: Bell, to the point where he even pops up right before the end credits as one last scare.]]
141	* ReallyGetsAround: Liane
142	--> '''Packer''': How does it feel to be riding my horse?
143	-->''' Frenchy''': Come off it, Packer! Everyone in this town's ridden your horse!
144	* RealTrailerFakeMovie: This is how it began. Trey made a fake trailer for film class and was told to make the movie by his teacher.
145	* RRatedOpening: PlayedForLaughs, as the ultra-violent and gory opening sequence comes ''immediately'' after a ContentWarning that [[BlatantLies claimed]] all the violence had been edited out.
146	* RunningGag:
147	** "Shpadoinkle!" We are never once given any explanation as to what this word could possibly mean, but the characters use constantly in their songs.
148	** Whenever the trapper with the skunk hat says something, someone will sarcastically retort, "Nice hat," which prompts him to look up at it self-consciously.
149	* SceneryPorn: Despite the shoestring budget, the film was shot on location in the beautiful Rocky Mountains.
150	* ShoutOut: [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom Ralph]] is a clear parody of Crazy Ralph from the first two ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' movies.
151	* SoBadItsGood: Invoked--terrible acting, sets that most middle school productions would be ashamed of, and all on purpose. It works.
152	* TalentDouble: Spoofed in Packer's dream sequence, where no attempt whatsoever is made to cover up the obvious ballet double.
153	* ThatRemindsMeOfASong: Parodied. Swan's infamous "Snowman" song, which he sings at the worst times. [[spoiler:The second time, though, one of the group loses it and just shoots him halfway through it.]]
154	* ThisIsGonnaSuck: Humphrey's exact words when they're about to cross the river.
155	* TongueTrauma: In the FakeOutOpening, Alferd kills one of his men by ripping his tongue out and eats it.
156	* ThoseTwoGuys: Those two trappers who form Frenchy's posse.
157	* VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] and PlayedForLaughs. The film is true to the very broad strokes of the real events, but compresses and twists them around in a deliberately absurd manner.
158	* VillainSong: "The Trapper Song", a song sung by the villainous trapper Frenchy about the joys of killing and skinning helpless animals. The melody of the verses also serves as the trappers' leitmotif.
159	-->''I love the sound of metal (metal)''
160	-->''Snapping on an animal's head (ka-chink!)''
161	-->''Sometimes they scamper, sometimes they whimper''
162	-->''But they always end up dead''
163	* WaxingLyrical:
164	-->'''Alferd Packer:''' Hey, do you guys think it's true, that she's a trapper horse?
165	-->'''Frank Miller:''' [[Series/MisterEd A horse is a horse]].
166	-->'''James Humphrey:''' Of course.
167	-->'''Alferd Packer:''' Of course.
168	* WhatIsThisFeeling: Polly Pry sings about this in "This Side of Me", as she begins to fall in love with Packer.
169	* WinterOfStarvation: The film is based on a real-life incident similar to the Donner Party, where Alfred Packer, the sole survivor of his party, killed and ate five other people in order to survive the winter of 1874.
170	* YouKnowWhatTheySay: A town member asks, "You know what they say about sunrise?" After a pregnant pause, he simply walks away. This was a ThrowItIn moment, since the actor had forgotten his lines and panicked.

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