Line #58 Film/Bananas


1	[[quoteright:342:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bananas_5845.jpg]]
2	[[caption-width-right:342:The theatrical poster, illustrated by Jack Davis of Magazine/{{Mad}} magazine fame.]]
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4	->''"Although the United States is, uh, a very rich country and San Marcos is a very poor one, there are a great many things we have to offer your country in return for aid. For instance, there, uh, there are locusts. Uh, we have more locusts than... uh, locusts of all races and creeds. These, these locusts, incidentally, are available at popular prices. And so, by the way, are most of the women of San Marcos... despite the tiny size of our nation, few people realize that we lead the world in hernias. They also fail to realize that before Columbus discovered your country, he stopped in San Marcos and contracted a disease which today can be cured with one shot of penicillin..."''
5	-->-- '''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]''', ''Bananas''
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7	A 1971 comedy movie by and with Creator/WoodyAllen as Fielding Mellish. He's a lonely product tester in the big city who tries and fails to maintain a relationship with Nancy, a politically motivated woman whose pet project for the year is raising money for the rebellion in San Marcos, a Central American country ruled by dictator Vargas and driven by rebellion. Despondent over the break-up, Fielding travels to San Marcos to see things for himself and gets sucked into the fight against Vargas. HilarityEnsues.
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10	!!Examples:
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12	* AcquiredPoisonImmunity: Gen. Vargas has a servant on hand to taste his meals in case they are poisoned. One meal does turn out to be poisoned, but the General eats it, anyway, claiming that he's been poisoned so many times to have developed immunity.
13	* AcronymConfusion: The dictator of San Marcos makes the mistake of appealing for help from the UJA instead of the CIA. He's told by his aide that the UJA is the United Jewish Appeal. Cut to Ashkenazi Jews roaming the wartorn streets of San Marcos collecting donations from soldiers.
14	* AdamWesting: Howard Cosell and other major sports broadcasters appear as themselves, commenting on news events as though they are sports.
15	* AirGuitar: This movie has a scene with an ''air chamber band''. Woody eventually asks them to keep it quieter. (Originally, there were supposed to be instruments, but they never arrived and Woody decided [[ThrowItIn to roll with it]].)
16	* AllJewsAreAshkenazi: When the United Jewish Appeal shows up, they're all dressed in Orthodox Ashkenazi apparel. One might expect some Sephardic Jews to show up in the Latin American nation of San Marcos.
17	* AllLowercaseLetters: the opening and closing credits.
18	* AllMenArePerverts: Especially Fielding. As is one SexySecretary.
19	* AmbiguouslyBi: Fielding Mellish spends most of the film chasing women. However, he does seem rather interested in finding out if one of the jurors at his trial is gay and in a bait and switch gag is later revealed to be making obscene phone calls to someone's husband.
20	* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Fielding is accused of fraud, inciting to riot, conspiracy to overthrow the government, and [[FelonyMisdemeanor using the word "thighs" in mixed company]].
21	* AskAStupidQuestion:
22	-->'''Fielding:''' Do I look like the kind of guy who'd have trouble in bed?
23	-->''(Co-worker grins.)''
24	-->'''Fielding:''' I didn't! I didn't!
25	* AwardBaitSong: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAL5u_o4PI4 "'Cause I Believe in Loving".]] Doubled down when Cliff Richard [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss7qSqCeEXM covers it]].
26	* BabyCarriage: As a quick throwaway gag during the battle scene where the Rebels take over San Marcos.
27	* BananaRepublic: San Marcos. (A FictionalCounterpart of Cuba and shot in Puerto Rico.)
28	* {{Beat}}: In the opening scene, Don Dunphy introduces a news report and throws it over to Howard Cosell, but the show doesn't cut away for a long moment, during which time Dunphy just stares awkwardly at the camera. In the final scene, Dunphy again attempts to throw it over to Cosell, and it takes twice as long as last time, forcing Dunphy to stand there blinking and nervously licking his lips. It's true to real-life sports reporting from different locations during that period.
29	* BloodlessCarnage:
30	** At the beginning, El Presidente is shot several times, point blank, with a [[{{BFG}} big gun]], and there's not a drop of blood.
31	** The same with the executions in the middle of the film. Woody Allen stated that it was a comedy, and blood would have ruined the Creator/CharlieChaplin mood he was going for.
32	* {{Bookends}}: ''Series/WideWorldOfSports'' shows up to cover both a political assassination (at the opening) and a honeymoon (at the end) as sporting events.
33	* BrickJoke:
34	** The woman with crutches eagerly reads Fielding's copy of ''Orgasm'' that he nervously bought in the previous scene.
35	** Vargas' officers complain Vargas is not going with the usual tailor. Later:
36	--->'''Soldier disguised as a rebel:''' I do not feel good in these clothes!
37	--->'''Soldier #2:''' It's not our usual tailor.
38	--->'''Soldier #3:''' He made ''cuffs'' in these pants!
39	* ButtMonkey: Fielding.
40	* TheCaligula: Rebel leader Esposito, the second he gains control of San Marcos. No wonder his underlings get rid of him.
41	* CannotTellAJoke: See the above page quote. Even Fielding realizes he's dying on stage, after starting to tell a dirty FarmersDaughter ParentalIncest joke.
42	* Catch22Dilemma: Fielding moans that the United States thinks San Marcos is communist, while Russia thinks San Marcos is a US puppet.
43	* ClarkKenting: Sent to the US to plead for aid, Mellish knows he needs a disguise to hide the fact he's really an American in charge of a foreign nation. Cue one ridiculous-looking beard with the straps keeping it in place visible to everyone.
44	* ComicallyMissingThePoint:
45	-->'''Nancy''': You're immature, Fielding.
46	-->'''Fielding''': ''(whiny)'' How am I immature?
47	-->'''Nancy''': Emotionally, sexually and intellectually.
48	-->'''Fielding''': Yeah, but what other ways?
49	* CompletelyUnnecessaryTranslator: The dictator of San Marcos has a (heavily accented) translator when he meets with the President of the U. S. — even though the dictator is the American Fielding Mellish.
50	* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Being forced to listen to ''Naughty Marietta''.
51	-->'''Prisoner:''' Please! I cannot stand operetta!
52	* CrucifiedHeroShot: Fielding tells his psychiatrist this dream he has of being crucified and carried down a New York street. And then running into another New Yorker on a crucifix as the monks carrying them fight over a parking spot. ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVJt9FToP4 Link]])
53	* DirtyCommunist: What the Feds think of El Presidente Mellish.
54	* DirtyOldWoman: An old woman (who had been threatened by two thugs) reads Mellish's discarded copy of ''Orgasm'' with a ''huge'' smile.
55	* DoubleMeaningTitle: Bananas as in BananaRepublic and San Marcos' main export, and bananas as in crazy.
56	* DrugsAreGood: The jury starts passing a joint (or drinking from a fish bowl) as the trial drags on, while Miss America sings an opera song.
57	* DrunkWithPower: After overthrowing the government of San Marcos and rebel leader Esposito declaring himself the new president.
58	* EroticEating: Parodied when Fielding and a rebel girl eat together - he playfully tosses a piece of food to her, then gets a plateful of food in his face.
59	* EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench: Discussed when Fielding is in bed with his new girlfriend.
60	-->'''Fielding:''' I love you, I love you.\
61	'''Nancy:''' Oh, say it in French! Please, say it in French!\
62	'''Fiedling:''' I don't know French.\
63	'''Nancy:''' Oh please... please!\
64	'''Fielding:''' What about Hebrew?\
65	'''Nancy:''' ...oh.
66	* ExposedEmbarrassingPurchase: Fielding Mellish (Woody Allen) tries to discreetly purchase a number of pornographic magazines, only to have the store clerk shout loudly to the back of the store to price-check each title.
67	* FailedAttemptAtDrama: Fielding makes a date with Nancy. As he drives home he rehearses later conversation, finishing with "I think the greatest crimes are those against human dignity," and steps out into an open manhole.
68	* FalseFlagOperation: The dictator of San Marcos attempts to assassinate a bumbling American tourist (guess whom) and frame a revolutionary group, in order to obtain American aid against the insurgents. It backfires, ultimately leading to the tourist becoming the ''leader'' of San Marcos.
69	* FeigningIntelligence: Fielding does this to impress Nancy.
70	-->'''Nancy''': Have you ever read the I Ching?
71	-->'''Fielding''': Not the actual Ching itself, but I've dabbled in Kierkegaard.
72	-->'''Nancy''': Oh, well, of course he's Danish.
73	-->'''Fielding''': Yes. He'd be the first to admit that.
74	-->'''Nancy''': Yeah... Yeah.
75	-->'''Fielding''': You know, I was just saying to...
76	-->'''Nancy''': Have you ever been to Denmark?
77	-->'''Fielding''': I've been to... Yes, to the Vatican.
78	-->'''Nancy''': The Vatican? The Vatican's in Rome.
79	-->'''Fielding''': Well, they were doing so well in Rome that they opened one in Denmark.
80	* FelonyMisdemeanor: Using the word "thighs" in mixed company.
81	* AFoolForAClient: Fielding Mellish. Subverted in that the trial is clearly stacked against him.
82	* ForeignLanguageTheme: The film has an original ThemeTune sung in Spanish, "Quiero La Noche."
83	* FullCircleRevolution: Parodied-upon taking power, the leader of the revolution immediately starts making a series of ridiculous decrees, see above. His underlings get rid of him and make Fielding dictator.
84	* TheGeneralissimo: General Emilio M. Vargas, who, at the beginning of the movie, has the previous president assassinated, then takes over. He is himself later overthrown by Esposito.
85	* GilliganCut: Before accompanying Nancy to a protest, Fielding assures his friends that he knows what he's doing. Cut to him in the midst of a riot completely out of his depth. He ends up being strangled by a fire hose.
86	* HarassingPhoneCall: Apparently, Fielding makes obscene phone calls as a hobby.
87	* HideYourLesbians: Averted. There is one on the jury. Fielding wonders if it's that big guy on the end.
88	* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Fielding Mellish recalls his parents to his psychiatrist:
89	--> "I think they hit me once, actually, in my whole childhood. They, they, uh, started beating me on the 23rd of December in 1942, and stopped beating me in the late Spring of '44."
90	* HoldingBothSidesOfTheConversation: When Fielding Mellish is on trial, he [[AFoolForAClient acts as his own counsel]], and interrogates himself, rushing in and out of the witness stand.
91	-->'''Fielding''': [angrily] I wouldn't joke if I were you! [runs into the witness stand]\
92	'''Fielding''': [casually] Wouldn't you, or ''couldn't'' you?
93	* IHaveToWashMyHair: Fielding Mellish tries to ask out a SexySecretary.
94	--->'''Fielding''': You busy tonight?
95	--->'''Norma:''' Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies.
96	--->'''Fielding:''' You need an usher?
97	--->'''Norma:''' Aw, that's sweet. I'm busy.
98	* ImmediateSelfContradiction: After Nancy breaks up with him, Fielding states confidently, "Well, don't you worry about ''me'', honey. I'm like a ''cat''. [[TheStoic I'll always wind up on my feet.]]" After a beat, he collapses into messy self-pitying snivelling.
99	* InstantSedation: Fielding has to use a hypodermic to knock out a government official, but in the scuffle he also knocks out his assistants — as a passing policeman takes notice, he props them up against a car and desperately tries to look casual.
100	* JunglePrincess: The sexy rebel.
101	* KangarooCourt: This exchange proves Fielding's suspicions.
102	--->'''Witness''': I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\
103	'''Mellish''': Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?\
104	'''Clerk''': "I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat."\
105	'''Mellish:''' Thank you. I just wanted to make sure you got that right.
106	* KarmaHoudini: The only karma Vargas gets is that the [[https://fontainebleau.com Fontainebleau]] in Miami is pricy.
107	* KentBrockmanNews: Bookending the film are two news reports covering events like its ''Series/WideWorldOfSports''. It begins in San Marcos, where the impending assassination of the president is about to begin, Howard Cosell himself providing on-the-scene coverage and interviews. In the end, Cosell covers the consummation of Fielding's marriage.
108	-->'''Cosell''': It's all over for El Presidente!
109	* KickedUpstairs: Fielding really doesn't want to be El Presidente.
110	-->'''Fielding:''' Let me be Vice President! That's a ''real'' idiot's job!
111	* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Fielding is invited to dinner with the president of San Marcos, and as he dazedly lies on his bed harp music starts. Then it turns out there's a harp player in his closet. Why? He couldn't find any other good place to practice.
112	* LoonyLaws:
113	-->'''Esposito''': From this day on, the official language of San Marcos [in Latin America] will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside, so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
114	-->'''Fielding Mellish''': What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
115	* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: A variation. The patient who is being ''operated'' on by Fielding's patients doesn't seem to be affected in the least ''that he's being operated on''. He asks them if they can wrap it up in time for his theater plans.
116	* MaleGaze: Done to comic effect with a leather clad secretary who brags she and her friends are going to have a porno party.
117	* MeaningfulName: "Mellish" is as close to being "nebbish" as possible without being obvious.
118	* MeaninglessMeaningfulWords: What Fielding uses when he tries to seem intellectual.
119	-->'''Fielding''': Yoga - it's one of my great passions.
120	-->'''Nancy''': I love Eastern philosophies.
121	-->'''Fielding''': It's... metaphysical and redundant.
122	-->'''Nancy''': Yes.
123	-->'''Fielding''': Abortively pedantic.
124	* MeetCute: Fielding meets Nancy when she shows up at his apartment asking him to sign a petition.
125	* MightyWhitey: Played with. Of course, since he's Woody Allen, he isn't exactly competent, but when the revolution succeeds and the Great Leader immediately goes crazy, his underlings get rid of him and force Woody Allen to become the new dictator because Woody Allen is an "educated American." (He finished high school.)
126	* NervousWreck:
127	-->'''Official:''' You're not tense, are you?
128	-->'''Fielding:''' ''Tense''? Why would I be ''tense''? ''(proceeds to'' eat'' a wine glass)''
129	* NewscasterCameo: Roger Grimsby (of WABC-7 in NYC) and Howard Cosell (of Monday Night Football and ABC Boxing) making news broadcasts of a particularly idiotic nature.
130	* UsefulNotes/NewYorkCitySubway: Being the New York story that it is in the first act, Fielding has a bad run-in with two thugs (one played by a pre-fame Sylvester Stallone) on the 42nd Street Shuttle.
131	* NonIndicativeName: The film's title is a pun on the terms "going bananas," meaning "going crazy," and "banana republic," which San Marcos is. However, the film intentionally has no actual bananas in it.
132	* OdessaSteps: When Fielding ends up in the war in San Marcos, during one of the shoot-outs there's a baby carriage rolling down the stairs.
133	* OverlyLongGag. Fielding and Nancy's breakup.
134	* PaperThinDisguise: Fielding's ridiculous red beard.
135	* PassThePopcorn: Thanks to the {{Mind Screw}}ishness of Fielding cross-examining himself as a hostile witness ("Does the codename Sapphire mean anything to you?!"), the jury passes a joint around.
136	* ThePerryMasonMethod:
137	** Subverted when Fielding, gagged and tied to a chair, nevertheless manages to get a key witness against him at his trial to tearfully confess that she lied.
138	** Parodied when a man bursts into the courtroom tearfully admitting he was guilty - then realizes he's in the wrong trial and sheepishly leaves, apologizing.
139	* PoorlyTimedConfession: Played for laughs, where a felon rushes into a courtroom to confess his crime, but when he realizes this was the wrong trial, makes a break for it.
140	* PuppyDogEyes: Fielding makes them at Nancy when she approaches him as a San Marcos fangirl.
141	* RegimeChange: The RealLife regime changes the USA did in Central America are parodied when the American soldiers already on their way in the airplane had to ask if they were being sent in for or against the current government.
142	** The CIA decided not to take any chances with this one and had [[InsaneTrollLogic half the troops be for the government and half against]].
143	* ReignOfTerror: The rebels overthrow the evil Central American dictatorship. Then the new leader goes batshit insane and starts his Reign Of Terror. So the rebels get Fielding to be leader instead. HilarityEnsues.
144	* SevenMinuteLull: A variation. The convenience store owner decides to yell to his co-worker about the price of ''Orgasm'' in front of Fielding and a dignified old woman, forcing Fielding to make up a ridiculous story of why he's buying a porn magazine.
145	* SexySecretary: Who comes to work in thigh high leather boots, a short skirt and visible garters, and loves to ShowSomeLeg.
146	* ShareTheMalePain: Fielding Mellish cringes at the mention of the word "Castration". Nancy tries to sympathize by saying she gets the same reaction to the word "appendicitis," but he insists that it's not comparable.
147	* ShoutOut:
148	** During one of the rebellion shoot-outsm there's a ''Film/BattleshipPotemkin'' reference, doing the classic baby carriage rolling down the OdessaSteps.
149	** A character witness describes Fielding as "a warm, wonderful human being." This is a riff on ''Literature/TheManchurianCandidate'', where a character witness describes the main character as "the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being."
150	* TheShrink: Fielding goes to a psychoanalyst in the first act.
151	* SilenceYouFool:
152	-->'''Esposito:''' "From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. ''Silence!'' In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!"
153	* SlasherSmile: Fielding gets off a good one after seeing the "snake bite lady".
154	* SoLongSuckers: Fielding gets knocked out a moment after triumphantly shouting this phrase.
155	* SpeedSex: The film ends with Mellish and Nancy consummating their marriage (covered by World Wide of Sports). It lasts for about 30 seconds. In the post-coital interviews, Nancy admits that it all happened very fast, and she expected it to last longer.
156	* SuckOutThePoison: A group of rebels is going over jungle survival, each repeating "Suck out the poison", until Fielding says "I... I could never suck the leg of someone I wasn't engaged to.". Minutes later the sexy rebel girl runs past, shirtless, clutching her breast, shouting "I've been bitten by a snake!" Fielding and [[AllMenArePerverts all the other men]] rush after her.
157	* TakeThat:
158	** Among the porn magazines is a copy of the conservative mag ''National Review''.
159	** The news report announcing the beginning of Fielding's trial states that in other news, the National Rifle Association has declared that "Death is good."
160	* ThrowThePin: Fielding is training with the rebels, and he tries throwing a grenade. Predictably, he throws the pin, having just enough time to make an exasperated face before the grenade explodes in his hand. Later, he tries again, and [[spoiler:successfully throws the grenade. The ''pin'' explodes in his hand]].
161	* TitleDrop: Only happens when Fielding is made El Presidente and it's brought up that San Marcos' sole real export is bananas.
162	* TrainingMontage: Fielding gets a long training montage when he's recruited into the rebels.
163	* TyrantTakesTheHelm: Fielding joins a group of freedom fighters in a Latin American country, San Marcos. They eventually depose the military dictator, but the new president, Esposito, quickly reveals himself to be equally tyrannical. Esposito is then deposed and replaced by Fielding.
164	* UnconventionalCourtroomTactics:
165	** Parodied. Among his other antics includes Woody Allen's character conducting his own defense, with results in cross-examining himself as a hostile witness... by ''jumping in and out of the witness box''.
166	** The judge has enough at one point and orders Mellish bound and gagged. Cut to the following witness as Mellish, still bound and gagged, mumbling at her until she tearfully recants her testimony.
167	** Mellish [[spoiler:is found guilty, but the judge throws out the ruling once Mellish agrees never to move into the judge's neighborhood]].
168	* WakingNonSequitur: As Fielding is roused after being knocked out, he's moaning "...no more Polish women!"
169	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: The sexy rebel woman is never seen again after Fielding beds her.
170	* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYfmRwryQo&feature=related Thusly]]
171	-->'''Esposito:''' From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. [[SilenceYouFool Silence!]] In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
172	-->'''Fielding:''' What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
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