Line #101 Film/BadTeacher


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2	[[caption-width-right:310:She won't grade you an "F," because [[{{Tagline}} she doesn't\
3	give an "F."]]]]
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5	''Bad Teacher'' is a 2011 comedy film directed by Creator/JakeKasdan and starring Creator/CameronDiaz in the title role. Also in the cast are Creator/JustinTimberlake, Creator/JasonSegel, Creator/LucyPunch, Creator/PhyllisSmith, and Creator/JohnMichaelHiggins.
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7	Elizabeth Halsey (Diaz) is a middle school teacher in the Illinois school system with a crude streak a mile wide and a total indifference to her job and students. When a new substitute teacher (Timberlake) enters the picture and she finds out he comes from a wealthy family, she decides [[ACupAngst she needs a boob job in order to win his affection]]. And as fate would have it, the best teacher in the district receives a bonus that year, so Elizabeth decides to turn her slovenly ways around in order to acquire it by becoming the best teacher ever. Obviously, it's easier said than done.
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9	Adapted into a short-lived [[RecycledTheSeries TV series]] on Creator/{{CBS}} in 2014, with Creator/AriGraynor in the lead.
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12	!!This film contains examples of:
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14	* TheAce: Amy when it comes to being a teacher. In everything else... [[BitchInSheepsClothing she has problems]].
15	* ACupAngst: Elizabeth is convinced she needs bigger boobs to be fully attractive.
16	* AdultsAreUseless: Principal Wally Snur, who shrugs off Elizabeth's neglecting her duties and hogging all the car wash money and to make things worse he offered a prize money for whichever teacher gains the highest test scores for his/her class, which inspired Elizabeth to aggressively push her kids to excel.
17	* AlphaBitch: Chase in Elizabeth's eighth grade class. Elizabeth herself claims she was one in school as well, and it's easy to believe.
18	* ApatheticTeacher: Elizabeth at first. She spends lots of time viewing films with kids at class, often AsleepInClass ''herself''.
19	* AppleForTeacher: This is something of an AchillesHeel to Amy, who hands out apples to her students. Elizabeth uses this against her by slipping an apple onto Amy's desk after rubbing a poison ivy leaf all over it. The next morning, Amy takes a bite and she gets quarantined from the field trip.
20	* AsleepInClass: But not the students. Elizabeth sleeps on her desk with her head covered in her clothes.
21	* BabyTrap: In a desperate attempt, Elizabeth tries to convince her fiancé that she's pregnant. She later discusses with Lyn how hard it is to get pregnant "by accident" as guys these days are so paranoid that they keep their used condoms.
22	* TheBadGuyWins: [[spoiler:Elizabeth got away with several things she's done]] and even [[spoiler:got Amy's wealthy boyfriend Scott. And she didn't even want him anymore in the end.]]
23	** [[spoiler:Though it can be assumed that without Scott's finances she's still trapped in that small apartment with Kurt as her teacher salary will not be enough to launch her into a better home.]]
24	* BestialityIsDepraved: When Russell has his first real conversation with Elizabeth at lunch, she lies to him saying she caught her ex-fiance trying to do it with his dog.
25	* BitchInSheepsClothing: Amy initially seems sweet and wholesome, if not a bit kooky, but she's actually quite spiteful and mentally unhinged. There's even talk of a NoodleIncident in 2008 when she apparently had a psychotic episode.
26	* BlackComedy: Drugs at school, slipping a mickey, swearing at kids, cheating on tests... all played for laughs.
27	* CallingYourOrgasms: Scott in his "sex scene".
28	* CassandraTruth: Everyone seems completely oblivious to the truth of [[RefugeInAudacity Amy's complaints about Elizabeth]]. In fairness, everyone thought Amy was crazy (or just too annoying to deal with), so it makes sense that they didn't believe her.
29	* ChekhovsGun: The sticker on Amy's desk. It's later seen in Elizabeth's class. [[spoiler:Amy has switched her and Elizabeth's desk, so the drugs were found in Amy's class.]]
30	* CloudCuckoolander:
31	** Amy. She's weird, sits on urinals, organizes teachers' watches etc.
32	** Scott's pretty odd too, with his desire to go back in time and end slavery, odd definition of the phrase "pro-choice," lacking songwriting skills, and frequent missing of Elizabeth's more obvious come-ons.
33	* CollegeIsHighSchoolPart2: Averted. Elizabeth tells Garrett that while he has trouble in middle school and will probably still have trouble in high school, he will be fine in college.
34	* ComicallySmallBribe: When Elizabeth's first and very rich boyfriend breaks up with her as a sanction for spending too much of his own money without consent, Elizabeth tries to persuade him to stay with a gift card for $37.
35	* CoolTeacher:
36	** Russel is seen on great terms with some kids at a school party.
37	** Amy might have her moments when she's at her most reasonable.
38	** Surprisingly enough, Elizabeth is honest to Garrett, offers him harsh (but much-needed) insight, and gives him her bra, which he uses as evidence that he made out with a girl.
39	* CoughSnarkCough: Garrett's first scene is him being caught eavesdropping on 2 girls; a classmate calls him a loser while doing this.
40	* CrapsackWorld: Comedic version. Almost every character is a {{Jerkass}}, a nutcase, insecure/insincere and completely pathetic.
41	* DeadpanSnarker:
42	** Elizabeth is cynical and not afraid to highlight it.
43	** Russell as well, though he tends to play his in a much more subtle manner.
44	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "You can explain it all tomorrow, to the principal and the superintendent. When you got your meeting with the principal and the superintendent tomorrow. At the meeting! Tomorrow!"
45	* {{Determinator}}:
46	** Elizabeth has decided to get herself those bigger boobs. She stops at no obstacle.
47	** Russell says he's going to be a terminator in his romantic pursuit.
48	* DidntThinkThisThrough: After Amy drags Elizabeth's desk right into her own classroom then cracks it open finding a whole bunch of contraband that can put away Elizabeth, Amy ''forgets'' to move the desk back.
49	* DistractedByTheSexy: The cop who slams into a van, due to Elizabeth's little carwash show.
50	* DoggedNiceGuy:
51	** Garrett is a rather pathetic example until Elizabeth's PetTheDog moment near the end.
52	** Russel is another example, as he makes no secret of his interest in Elizabeth, but never quite slips into EntitledToHaveYou, never does anything mean to Scott (Elizabeth's initially-preferred paramour), and is notably the only man who tries to tell her that she doesn't need boob implants.
53	* DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale: Or rather, use of date-rape drug is funny when it's female on male.
54	* FanDisservice: In a bawdy comedy about a hot teacher, one might expect some female nudity. Well... it's there, but it's wholly unerotic. Elizabeth checks out her prospective plastic surgeon's handiwork on a surgically enhanced glamour model, and the whole scene feels like a butcher selling cuts of meat.
55	* FanserviceCarWash: Elizabeth spices what was a normal and tame one up by showing up in a tied shirt and daisy dukes, exploiting her sex appeal for all its worth and managing to break the school's money record in doing so.
56	* FatalFlaw: Amy loses in the end because her naive immaturity prevents her from being able to deal with an underhanded {{Jerkass}} like Elizabeth, who doesn't give a shit about playing fair or maturity.
57	* {{Foil}}: Amy and Elizabeth are both this to each other.
58	** Amy is, on the surface, a model teacher: a peppy person who engages with her students with fun lessons. But she's a naive, socially awkward, and downright childish person who lacks charisma and a backbone.
59	** Elizabeth is a selfish, jaded, and disinterested educator, but she makes up for it with charisma, street smarts, and trickery.
60	* ForTheEvulz: Elizabeth isn't flat-out evil, but she still ruins Amy's life because she's a love rival to her for Scott. Especially cruel since Amy sincerely tried to befriend her initially.
61	* FrameUp: The victim walks right into it. [[spoiler: Amy sure should not have swapped the desks.]]
62	* GoGetterGirl: Amy. Also, Sasha, the brown-nosing TeachersPet in Elizabeth's class.
63	* GoingCommando: Elizabeth, or so she says.
64	* {{Golddigger}}: Elizabeth, and she gets found out pretty early on having drained $16,000 out of her rich ex's account without his permission. Doesn't stop her from trying with a rich new sub whose family owns a lavish watch brand.
65	-->'''Elizabeth''': My full time job is finding a guy who's gonna take care of me.
66	* GoodIsImpotent: While not exactly "good", Amy is a relatively nice teacher, and because of that, she keeps being outmaneuvered and played by Elizabeth, who is quite happy to hit her below the belt.
67	* GoshdangItToHeck:
68	** "Shut the front door!"
69	** "Shish kabobs!"
70	*** [[spoiler: Amy eventually drops this when she's arrested at the end of the film.]]
71	* GluttonyMontage: Because Elizabeth smokes weed daily, she often binge eats from gaining an increased appetite on corn dogs and brownies.
72	* GRatedSex: Scott and Elizabeth in the hotel room. They didn't really have any protection though so that could have been a reason.
73	* GymClassRopeClimb: The gym teacher shows Elizabeth how it should be done...kinda.
74	* HangoverSensitivity: After a night at the bar when Elizabeth's comes to teach her class, she wears dark sunglasses, turns off the lights and later covers her face and head in her hoody.
75	* HardTruthAesop:
76	** InUniverse, Elizabeth ''harshly'' tells Garrett that some girls like Chase are shallow bitches who will never care about "sensitive" guys like him, nor be impressed by his poetry and he should just move on.
77	** The conflict between the seemingly nice, but immature, Amy and the bitchy, but crafty, Elizabeth [[spoiler: ends with Amy being framed for possessing drugs and transferred to a crappy school while Elizabeth is promoted to the guidance counselor and is able to get away with her actions]]. The lesson is no matter how "nice" you may be as a person, a ruthless, lying {{Jerkass}} with greater street smarts will win out over you, especially if you act like a weirdo to people and naively try and convince yourself that you can get this person to like you. Amy only nearly succeeds in [[spoiler: getting Elizabeth fired by engaging in a bit of trickery with the desks, but Elizabeth was able to outmaneuver her anyways through a bit of blackmail and deception]].
78	* HardWorkMontage: When Elizabeth decides to win the prize money for the teacher whose students score highest on the Illinois State Exams, her class starts working really hard. However, it's not enough.
79	* HeelFaceTurn: Elizabeth starts off as an ApatheticTeacher who uses manipulation to try to win the affections of a handsome and rich substitute teacher. After a conversation with Garrett about Chase, she realizes she is no different. She helps Garrett get a better reputation, decides not to have her breast implants or date Scott and to remain a teacher. She later becomes the school's guidance counselor.
80	* HoistByHerOwnPetard: Amy swaps her desk with Elizabeth's in order to find out if she's hiding anything (which she is). [[spoiler:Later, the illegal drugs in Elizabeth's desk are found and believed to be Amy's, resulting in her transfer to the worst school in the state.]]
81	* HoodOrnamentHottie: Elizabeth helping raise money for a "good cause".
82	* HorribleHousing: After getting dumped, Elizabeth ends up in an old, dirty, and clamped apartment with a FatBastard of a roommate she met on Craigslist.
83	* HotTeacher:
84	** Elizabeth, especially when she needs to raise money.
85	** Amy's quite pretty too.
86	* HolierThanThou: Amy thinks she's better in everything and better than anyone.
87	* IncompatibleOrientation: When Scott admits he has a crush on Amy and tells Elizabeth, she lies to him about Amy being a lesbian.
88	* InsufferableGenius: Sasha, the brown-nosing TeachersPet who is constantly baking cookies for Elizabeth and hopes to be president one day.
89	* JapanTakesOverTheWorld: Elizabeth insults her students' mediocre essays claiming "This is why the Japs are overtaking us!" But then points out she doesn't mean the sole Japanese student in her class.
90	* {{Jerkass}}: Elizabeth. She's rude, she bullies and harasses everyone, she only wants men [[GoldDigger for their money]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking can come off as blatantly racist]]. Though some of her PetTheDog moments might shift her over into JerkWithAHeartOfGold territory.
91	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Elizabeth falls into this in the end.
92	* JizzedInMyPants: Scott does it while he dry humps Elizabeth.
93	* KarmaHoudini: [[spoiler: Elizabeth decides against a boob job in the end... but she still (presumably) keeps the money and certainly dodges punishment for her various crimes and pinning them all on poor Amy.]]
94	* LargeHam: Amy Squirrell.
95	* LesserOfTwoEvils: Both Elizabeth and Amy are quite unfit as love interests for Scott, the former is a ruthless {{jerkass}} {{golddigger}} and a bully, but the latter is simply a CloudCuckoolander {{womanchild}} and so has a bigger heart than Elizabeth does, and so has a more genuine love for Scott while Elizabeth only wants his money.
96	* LowerClassLout: Elizabeth. Even given her dire financial situation, there is little justification for Elizabeth being a gold-digger and a lazy to aggressive teacher.
97	* MisplacedKindergartenTeacher: Amy. She teaches her junior high school kids while dressed as a naval captain. She's overly enthusiastic about apples and she sometimes wears childish accessories. However, she isn't as nice as she [[BitchinSheepsClothing seems]] (because Elizabeth ''broke'' her on the inside).
98	* MurderTheHypotenuse: Elizabeth wants Amy kicked out of the school so she can have the wealthy sub Scott all for herself and as a bonus get revenge for all the awful things Elizabeth inflicted on her such as stealing the car wash from her, giving her a poisoned apple and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking stealing the ''Annie'' wig]].
99	* NiceGuy: Scott, who is way more benevolent of a teacher than Elizabeth.
100	* NoodleIncident: Whatever happened to Amy in 2008. Some sort of mental breakdown is implied but the details are only hinted at.
101	* NoSocialSkills: Garrett, who picks a completely random and inopportune time to pour out his heart and soul to his crush, and further embarrasses her by talking about a time when she wet the bed. Elizabeth gives him harsh but much needed advice on how she simply wants the popular guys. She later helps his reputation by giving him her bra and making the boys think he had been hooking up with an eight grader.
102	* NotInTheFace: Elizabeth when taking a dodgeball for the cause. The kid that she throws the ball at goes for the face, anyway.
103	* OpinionFlipflop: Scott is easier to edit than Wikipedia.
104	* PetTheDog: Elizabeth is definitely a grade-A bitch, but she does have a few good moments.
105	** During her ruthless SternTeacher mode, Elizabeth gives her students a rather odd boon if they get a question right: letting them sock her with a dodgeball.
106	** She encourages [[ShipperOnDeck her pudgy colleague to go hang out]] with [[MaleGaze a dude]] who was checking her out.
107	** [[spoiler: In one scene, Elizabeth gives her bra to one of her shy, awkward students so that he can use it as "proof" that he was caught making out with an eighth-grade girl, thereby making himself look cool to his classmates as well as the girl he has a crush on.]]
108	* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Elizabeth nastily tells Amy, "[[MistakenForGay I don't eat muff pie]]", in response to the latter's attempt at befriending her.
109	* PottyFailure: Chase in 2nd grade, when she wet the bed during a sleepover.
110	* PrecisionFStrike:
111	** A precision S-strike is delivered by Tristan.
112	** Amy yells out "Fucking damn it! What the fuck?!" after she's framed by Elizabeth for drug possession. Before that, she avoided [[GoshDangItToHeck swearing]].
113	* QuittingToGetMarried: Elizabeth attempted to do this before her fiancé dumped her.
114	* RaceLift: In the pilot for the planned series, Carl will be played African-American Creator/DavidAlanGrier.
115	* RagingStiffie: A kid is shown to have one when he sees Elizabeth aggressively washing cars for the fundraiser.
116	* ReassignedToAntarctica: [[spoiler:Poor Amy is sent to teach at the worst school in the district after it ends up looking like SHE is the druggie rather than Elizabeth.]]
117	* RefugeInAudacity: Elizabeth lives this.
118	* TheRival: Amy Squirrel is Elizabeth's rival in love. They both want to get together with Scott. In the end though, Scott decides to pick Elizabeth but Elizabeth decides she doesn't want him anymore.
119	* SadistTeacher: Elizabeth when she decides to win the prize. She uses dodge-balls for wrong answers.
120	* SaveOurStudents: The videos Elizabeth shows the class (e.g. ''Film/DangerousMinds''), have this theme, at least at the beginning.
121	* SexySoakedShirt: Elizabeth quite enjoys herself while washing cars during the fundraiser. She pours water and soap bubbles on herself, or sprays herself with water while wearing shorts and a sexy plaid shirt.
122	* SickeninglySweethearts: Amy and Scott when they date. They are sickly sweet when they sit together and eat together in the teacher's lounge. Russell can barely take it and Elizabeth has hard time coping with it as well.
123	* SlippingAMickey: Elizabeth drugs a guy who is in charge of tests to get the classified results. Played for laughs as it doesn't kick in quite as quickly as she'd like it to.
124	* SmugSnake: Amy.
125	* StalkerWithACrush: Garrett, the DoggedNiceGuy who has unrequited feelings for a classmate. Russell a little bit as he tells Elizabeth that he won't stop trying to pursue her no matter how much she rejects him. He's much more subtle than Garrett though.
126	* StaringKid: The little kid with his jaw hanging open, who appears in two scenes.
127	* StepfordSmiler: Amy Squirrell.
128	* TamperingWithFoodAndDrink: Elizabeth rubs an apple with poison ivy and puts it on Amy's desk, causing her to break out in a rash around her mouth so that Elizabeth can go on the field trip with Scott.
129	* TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong: Amy's numerous, valid complaints about Elizabeth are routinely dismissed. Given her past, it is actually understandable why.
130	* TooMuchInformation: Garrett's poem to Chase, which includes details on things such as "the time you wet the bed and I promised not to tell anyone".
131	* TrojanHorse: The apple Elizabeth laced with poison ivy then placed on Amy's desk for her to find and eat.
132	* TwoTeacherSchool: Downplayed. This is a movie that focuses on teachers, several teachers are featured in this movie, however, the staff is ''very'' small (Russell seems to be the schools's only gym teacher) and only few of the teachers are named..
133	* UltimateJobSecurity: Partly because she's hot; partly because she's {{Determinator}}.
134	* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Elizabeth, verging on being an outright VillainProtagonist.
135	* VanityLicensePlate: Elizabeth's car's plate says "hers". Her fiancé's says "his".
136	* VillainProtagonist: Elizabeth, who is pitted against the less-than-perfectly moral HeroAntagonist Amy Squirrel.
137	* VillainWithGoodPublicity: Elizabeth enjoys a good reputation that she earns through deception, manipulation (including bribery) and even extortion, which is how she managed to get the principal to overlook all her misdeeds and wring dollars out of her students' parents. In the end, the only one who doesn't like Elizabeth is Amy, though Amy did like her at first but that's before she realized what a cruel {{jerkass}} she is.
138	* {{Womanchild}}:
139	** Amy Squirrell. If she doesn't get what she wants, she'll throw a huge tantrum about it. Even her own students are put off by her disturbing immaturity as she treats them all like kindergarteners.
140	** Elizabeth is this as well. She's an incredibly lazy, vapid, and self-absorbed person without any conception of responsibility, using fraud and deception to get her way.
141	* WorkingWithTheEx: Actors Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz previously dated for a few years. In this movie, Timberlake plays the substitute teacher Diaz's character is trying to pursue. They had previously been in [[WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird Shrek the Third]] together, but they didn't have to work with each other or have any scenes together.

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