Line #6 FanFic/TheyShookHands


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2	[[caption-width-right:215:Up Slytherin!]]
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4	->''"Or perhaps in Slytherin, You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their ends."''
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6	''They Shook Hands'' is a series of AlternateUniverse Harry Potter stories written by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2560219/Dethryl Dethryl]]. The first ten chapters were posted on the author's Yahoo!group before the release of ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix Order of the Phoenix]]'' in 2003. It has gained enough fame in the fandom that it was featured and discussed on Podcast/PotterFicWeekly.
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8	Fanfiction.net links:
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10	[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7659033/1/They-Shook-Hands-Year-1-New-Version Year 1]]
11	[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7786722/1/They-Shook-Hands-Year-2-New-Version Year 2]]
12	[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7949779/1/They-Shook-Hands-Year-3-New-Version Year 3]]
13	[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8120562/1/They-Shook-Hands-Year-4-New-Version Year 4]]
14	[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9224700/1/They-Shook-Hands-Year-5-New-Version Year 5]]
15	[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10908505/1/They-Shook-Hands-Year-6-New-Version Year 6]]
16	[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14197814/1/They-Shook-Hands-Year-7-New-Version Year 7]]
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18	Archive Of Our Own links:
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20	[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/4967344 Year 1]]
21	[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/4981627 Year 2]]
22	[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/5013316 Year 3]]
23	[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/5040964 Year 4]]
24	[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/5041252 Year 5]]
25	[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/6000304 Year 6]]
26	[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/44278762 Year 7]]
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28	The Point of Departure (for Harry, anyway) is when he meets Draco Malfoy in Madam Malkin's robe shop; unlike in canon, Harry introduces himself to Draco and the two shake hands and decide to be friends. They spend the next month before school exchanging letters, and on the train Harry is introduced to other children Draco knows. We see Ron and Hermione, but Harry doesn't interact with them. Things really deviate from canon when Harry is Sorted into Slytherin. The story is distinct from the many other Harry-in-Slytherin fics because it doesn't turn on Harry being sorted to Slytherin but rather on Harry becoming friends with Draco.
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30	This fanfic tells the big overplot of the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' series using the Slytherin characters. The functional POD is that Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy have a child before Draco, and consequently their development is slightly different. By the time Draco meets Harry, he's realized the value of friendship and is more open of a person. He's not DracoInLeatherPants, but his friendship with Harry is [[HeelFaceTurn slowly morphing]] him into a better person.
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33	!!This fanfic provides examples of:
34	* AbortedArc: The Triwizard Tournament ends with Harry being transported via portkey into Voldemort's clutches, just as in canon. [[spoiler: However, due to changed circumstances, Bartemius Crouch Jr. is never revealed, and may not even have assumed Moody's identity at all. The question of who exactly tampered with the trophy cup isn't brought up again until seventh year.]]
35	* AdaptationalNiceGuy: [[spoiler:Due to the Ministry fully embracing the narrative that Voldemort has returned and is actively threatening peaceful magical citizens,]] Professor Umbridge is a far more reasonable and balanced figure. Harry still feels there's something ''off'' about her, though.
36	* AffablyEvil: Lucius Malfoy treats shopkeepers and other people he does business with politely and courteously. He even gives Flourish a Galleon after his trouble dealing with the Monster Books and tells him to buy drinks with it.
37	* TheAlcoholic: Hagrid. He's not really, but the main characters view his canon drinking with less tolerance than the canon characters.
38	%%* AlphaBitch: Pansy Parkinson. Laine Slater.
39	%%* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: Arcen Bulstrode. Astoria Greengrass.
40	%%* {{Animorphism}}: Sirius Black. [[spoiler: Later in the series, Harry.]]
41	* BigBrotherMentor: With traces of BigBrotherWorship. Harry looks up to Draco's elder brother Elan, to the point he doesn't realise Elan's large faults.
42	* BigBrotherInstinct:
43	** Elan Malfoy. He is extremely protective of Draco, and he has taken Harry under his wing as well.
44	** Percy Weasley. He may be a stickler for rules, [[spoiler: and have no problem turning in his siblings for committing assault on another student]], but deeply cares about his siblings, especially Ginny. When Ginny is put in danger, Percy risks his life and offers Harry anything, [[spoiler: including a valuable magical artifact and a willingness to hide Harry's crimes. When that doesn't work, Percy offers his own life, and later digs himself in further by asking for more favors for his sister. In exchange, Percy gives a magical oath to serve Harry and proceeds to be a major source of help to Harry, even breaking rules for him.]]
45	** Ron Weasley. He tries to look out for Ginny, in his own way. It's not appreciated.
46	* BigManOnCampus: Harry, Cedric Diggory, and Viktor Krum during the Triwizard Tournament.
47	* BlackAndGrayMorality
48	* TheBully: Draco and the Slytherin kids bully Neville and Hermione for the [[EvilIsPetty pettiest of reasons]]. Harry eventually calls them out on it and comes to act as their MoralityPet.
49	* CallForward: Goyle has quite the affinity for fire magicks. Readers of the series will remember that he torched the Room of Requirement with ''[[DangerousForbiddenTechnique Fiendfyre]]'' in Deathly Hallows.
50	* TheCasanova: [[spoiler: Sirius]] has the entire delegation from Beauxbatons twined around his finger at the Yule Ball.
51	* CharacterCatchphrase:
52	** Hufflepuffs think cool things are "galactic".
53	** Slytherins will often say the cool things are "stellar".
54	** Slytherins are also known for saying "Up Slytherin!", which also caught on in the Slytherin fandom.
55	* CoolHouse: Malfoy Manor. Later on Grimmauld Place. Also BigFancyHouse
56	* DarkIsNotEvil: A recurring theme in the series. See HitlerAteSugar below.
57	* DeathByAdaptation:
58	** [[spoiler:Hermione is killed by the basilisk in Year 2.]]
59	** [[spoiler:Wormtail is given the Dementor's Kiss as a result of Snape actually listening to Harry in this timeline. May be a FateWorseThanDeath]]
60	%%* DeliberateValuesDissonance: Pure-blood society
61	* DisproportionateRetribution:
62	** Y1: Hagrid insults Slytherin house and Professor Snape, so the kids [[spoiler:decide they're going to hex him.]]
63	** Y2: Lucius essentially got Arthur Weasley fired, so in retaliation [[spoiler:Draco is nearly killed by Fred, George, Ginny, and Ron.]]
64	*** [[spoiler:Ginny is possessed by Tom Riddle at the time, and she's the one who escalates the incident beyond a simple beating by casting a Dark curse.]]
65	*** The retribution continues to escalate when [[spoiler:Percy stops them (and as a result Gryffindor loses 600 points and all four get several months of detention); he's ostracized, pranked, and eventually drugged and left hanging by his feet from the Astronomy tower.]]
66	* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Professor Umbridge [[spoiler:initiates a school-wide dueling club that is quickly revealed to be a proto-military training course for students to prepare them for action against Voldemort and his Death Eaters. It's even named Ministry Youth.]]
67	%%* TheDon: Lucius Malfoy
68	* EnemyMine: [[spoiler: Lucius Malfoy and Albus Dumbledore have reached this kind of alliance based on mutual hate of Voldemort.]]
69	* EverybodyHatesMathematics: Arithmancy is nothing more than maths class.
70	%%* EvilOverlord: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
71	* ExtranormalInstitute: Hogwarts, of course. Also AcademyOfAdventure, BoardingSchool, EldritchLocation, FunctionalMagic, HauntedCastle, MageTower, MagicAIsMagicA, MagicalLibrary, WizardingSchool.
72	%%* FamilyBusiness: Malfoys
73	* FamilyValuesVillain: Lucius Malfoy
74	* FirstGirlWins: Gets played in several ways throughout the story.
75	** [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]] in the case of Draco and Pansy. They were betrothed at a very young age, and are initially fine with it, but both ultimately decide that they would much prefer to date other people.
76	** PlayedStraight between James and Lily. While James dated many girls throughout his school career, Lily was the first one to catch his interest, and the only one he seriously pursued.
77	** [[AvertedTrope Averted]] between Elan and Jamie Davis. [[spoiler:They go through a nasty breakup after his first year spent at Durmstrang.]]
78	** [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]] between Harry and Tracy. [[spoiler:Tracy gets Harry's first kiss, and is the first girl he officially dates. Though he breaks things off to avoid ruining the friendship they enjoyed, and he goes steady with two (almost three) other girls, they swing back around to OfficialCouple.]] [[spoiler: Then Harry discovers that Jamie Davis is Voldemort's spy inside of Hogwarts, and breaks off the relationship again due to being unable to trust that Tracy isn't also compromised.]]
79	* ForWantOfANail: Harry's first friend in the wizarding world is Draco Malfoy, not Ron Weasley. This changes the entire foundation of his introduction to the magical world.
80	* FreudianExcuse: [[spoiler: Theo turns into a Jerk because his Dad has been neglecting him.]]
81	* TheGoodTheBadAndTheEvil: Marauders, Slytherin, and Voldemort
82	* HeelFaceTurn: Sorta. During Harry's 2nd year, [[spoiler: Percy moves into Slytherin after being ostracized from Gryffindor. He]] subsequently becomes a much happier and more pleasant person.
83	* HitlerAteSugar: Slytherins very much resent being labelled Junior Death Eaters. Just because Voldemort was a Slytherin doesn't mean all Slytherins believe as he does.
84	* InSpiteOfANail: Even with all of the changes, some events happen almost exactly as in canon. This is deliberate on the author's part, as the goal is to not change anything unaffected by Harry being in Slytherin.
85	** Ginny still receives Tom Riddle's diary and is in danger of having her soul devoured by Voldemort before Harry rescues her.
86	** Harry is still submitted into the Triwizard Tournament against his will.
87	** Voldemort still returns in living form at the end of the fourth year, [[spoiler: despite his primary lackey having been given the dementor's kiss at the end of the third.]]
88	** Umbridge still arrives to teach Defence Against the Dark Arts in Year 5, and is appointed by the Ministry to review her fellow professors' performance.
89	** Professor Slughorn still teaches Potions in Year 6. Snape still teaches Defence.
90	* InWithTheInCrowd. Harry. Also IJustWantToHaveFriends and FriendlessBackground
91	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: The Slytherin kids are very nice and supportive of Harry but that doesn't stop them from being total asshats to everyone else.
92	%%* MagicalSociety
93	%%* MakeOutPoint: The Astronomy Tower.
94	%%* ManOfWealthAndTaste: Lucius Malfoy.
95	%%* MoralityPet: Harry to Slytherin House.
96	* {{Muggles}}: Harry is encouraged by Slytherin to express how he feels about the Dursleys. While this may be psychologically healthy, it's part of Harry's fall towards the MoralEventHorizon.
97	* NonIdleRich: Lucius Malfoy may be wealthy but he seems to be actively involved in government and seems to expect his sons to well educated, productive wizards. All of the Slytherins seem fairly well off and still seem to have a great deal expected of them.
98	* NoodleIncident: Mentioned when Sirius is going to be best man at Remus and Tonks' wedding.
99	--> '''Sirius:''' Have I got some stories to tell. I might even finally tell everyone about the Noodle Incident.
100	--> '''Remus:''' We agreed to never speak of that again. How dare you even bring it up?
101	* OurFounder: Salazar Slytherin
102	* OrphanageOfFear: Yet to be seen if the Magical Child Protection Act will result in this or an OrphanageOfLove. [[spoiler: Unfortunately, we never get to see, since Voldemort attacks the Home for Magical Children and slaughters them all.]]
103	* {{Patricide}}:
104	** [[spoiler: To put it mildly, Theo and his father have a disagreement about joining Voldemort's cause.]]
105	** [[spoiler: Crabbe finds himself fighting his father in Year 6.]]
106	* PatrickStewartSpeech: Harry puts Theo in his place in Y4, pointing out that if Muggle-borns were so terrible, Hermione Granger wouldn't have beat him in every subject.
107	* PetMonstrosity: [[spoiler: In Year 2, Harry takes control of the basilisk instead of killing it.]]
108	* PoliticallyMotivatedTeacher: Umbridge was appointed Defence professor by the Ministry since the school governors could not agree to any of Dumbledore's candidates. [[spoiler:She makes use of her position to spout Ministry war propaganda and actively recruits students to join the Aurors once they graduate.]]
109	* PutOnABus:
110	** [[spoiler:Blaise Zabini]] is written out of the story in the Revision so that the whole series wouldn't need to be rewritten to include him. Later on, [[spoiler:TheBusCameBack]].
111	** [[spoiler:Hermione Granger]] is sent to Hufflepuff where she is largely out of the story. Later becomes a [[spoiler:BusCrash]].
112	* ThePatriarch: Lucius Malfoy. A loving one but you don't want to get on his bad side.
113	* ProperlyParanoid: "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"
114	* ReasonYouSuckSpeech: Harry to Tom Riddle
115	--> Harry: "I don't fear you. I've seen what you are now: a pathetic shade, clinging to life by leeching off of others like a parasite. Whatever your plans are, I'm going to stop you, Voldemort. I stopped you eleven years ago, I stopped you last year, and I will stop you tonight! ... You are a failed and unworthy descendant of Slytherin. You're nothing more than a shade from a time long past. You are nothing. [[spoiler: I am the Heir of Slytherin!]]"
116	* RunningGag:
117	** "My Head is NOT FAT!" -Crabbe
118	** That's Charles Warrington ''the Third''.
119	* ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections - Harry is not above using his fame to get what he wants.
120	* ShoutOut:
121	** A few Podcast/PotterFicWeekly injokes.
122	*** Significant glances, [=McGonagall=] pulling her lips into a line, etc.
123	** Author nods to other fanfics.
124	*** jbern: Y4 speculation about the tasks includes "Who can get closest to the dementor?" which actually happened in ''Fanfic/TheLieIveLived''. Also Y4, one line of prose reads "to fight the coming darkness", which is the title of another of jbern's fics.
125	*** ''Fanfic/AfterTheEndArabellaAndZsenya'': There is a throwaway line in Y4 that Lavender Brown has an older sister named Rose.
126	*** A Year Like None Other: Y5, when discussing how Snape can prove his loyalty to Voldemort, Snape suggests that there will be a sacrifice made at Samhain.
127	*** The Psychic Serpent Trilogy: A [[spoiler: fake]] prophecy given mentions [[spoiler: the flame-haired daughter of war.]]
128	** ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical''
129	*** In Y5, Draco gets hit in the face and starts complaining about his nose bleeding.
130	*** Also in Y5, Professor Umbridge is appointed as Security Officer.
131	** ''Series/Babylon5'': Dwarfen society consists of the Religious caste, the Worker caste, and the Warrior caste. Dethryl will buy anything that has Creator/JMichaelStraczynski's name on it, so this is definitely an homage and not a rip-off.
132	** ''VideoGame/BattleChess'': On the giant chess board in Y1, the rook turns into a rock monster.
133	** ''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003'': [[spoiler:Mr. Malfoy]] is on the run from the Death Eaters and needs to Apparate every 33 minutes to avoid being tracked.
134	** ''Film/DownPeriscope'': Harry opens the door while in a private chat with Daphne to reveal four other Slytherins plainly eavesdropping and teasing him about what was going on inside.
135	** ''Film/TheGodfather'': There is an Italian Dark wizard named Santino Fredo Miguel Andolini, the names of Vito Corleone's three sons and his original family name.
136	** ''{{Series/Firefly}}'':
137	*** Sirius has Jayne's line, "Gee, I've never been in trouble with the law before."
138	*** There is a painting of a person juggling four geese described in passing.
139	** ''{{Film/Heathers}}'': One of the older Slytherin girls is named Veronica Sawyer. Heather Duke and Heather Chandler are also mentioned, but they're not a clique.
140	** ''Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'': The lifts in the Ministry of Magic are just as happy to serve as the doors in Hitchhiker's Guide. (Just so you know, that came from a joke chapter that Dethryl posted on April Fool's Day.) [[spoiler: Yes, but he brought it back.]]
141	** The "fat head" gag is adapted from WesternAnimation/InvaderZim.
142	** ''{{WesternAnimation/Jem}}'': Y3, some lyrics of a Celestina Warbeck song are modified from a Jem song, ''Can't Get My Love Together''.
143	** ''Literature/TheLastDon'': An Italian foot soldier who joins the Death Eaters is named James Santadio.
144	** ''Literature/LordDarcy'': Some of Mr. Nott's lessons about number theory draw on Randall Garrett's excellent work.
145	** ''Film/MeanGirls'': Romilda Vane uses 'fetch' as part of her vernacular.
146	** ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''
147	*** A few lines of one scene with Professor Sinistra appear to have been lifted from the Management Training Course sketch.
148	*** WordOfGod: They are.
149	*** Some remarks by Elan are very reminiscent of the Writers sketch.
150	*** WordOfGod: Again correct.
151	*** Also, Dumbledore sometimes acts like the Psychiatrist and uses strange turns of phrase for "Come in" and "Sit down."
152	*** WordOfGod: but you missed this one.
153	*** An early one in Y1, there is no Rule #6 in the Slytherin House rules.
154	*** WordOfGod: And this one.
155	*** Y6 has a nod to the RAF banter sketch.
156	** ''Film/ThePrincessBride'': Several quotes and references are slipped in very smoothly.
157	*** Y1, Draco to Goyle: "Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' just escape your lips?"
158	*** Y4, Moody: "I always think everything could be a trap. It's why I'm still alive."
159	*** Y4: The phrase "humiliations galore" is used to describe what the Slytherins have done to Ron over the years.
160	*** Y6: Two unnamed members of the Order of the Phoenix are killed with the use of iocane powder.
161	** ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'': The Ministry has holding cells available that overlook a bottomless pit. Draco suggests that the floors should be made to slope. The sky cells in The Eyrie are very similar.
162	** ''Franchise/StarWars'': Elan quotes Vader in Empire, "Search your feelings. You know I'm telling you the truth."
163	** ''Film/TheThreeMusketeers1993'': Terry Boot uses Aramis' poem while trying to woo [[spoiler:Pansy]] back to him.
164	* SlouchOfVillainy: Averted. The Slytherins have an image to maintain.
165	* SlowlySlippingIntoEvil: Though the series isn't finished, Harry has journeyed into Darkness. It remains to be seen if he'll pull himself out before he crosses the MoralEventHorizon.
166	* SparedByTheAdaptation:
167	** [[spoiler: Cedric lives because Harry doesn't have any notion of sharing the victory.]]
168	** [[spoiler: Sirius does not fall through the Veil at the Ministry of Magic.]] [[spoiler:Instead, Harry's girlfriend does.]]
169	* TheStationsOfTheCanon: Anything that isn't affected by Harry being in Slytherin still happens.
170	** Y1: Due to the influence of outside forces, otherwise known as the plot, Harry still goes through the usual stations of The Visit To Diagon Alley, The Trip To Hogwarts, The Sorting Hat, The Troll, all the way up to The Confrontation With Quirell/Voldemort. Only how he deals with these things is different.
171	** Y2: Again, many of the same points are hit. Lockhart, the Heir of Slytherin, et cetera. Some things are changed, [[spoiler: like Harry doesn't go to Sir Nick's Deathday party]], but things largely parallel canon [[spoiler: until the very end]].
172	** Y3: Still very much a character story, the big plot hits familiar beats like Sirius Black, Professor Lupin, Dementors, the Patronus Charm, and so on. [[spoiler: The ending is a doozy. Sirius is proven innocent and offers Harry a home, as in canon, but is actually able to do it.]]
173	** Y4: From Harry's perspective, the story is the same: the Triwizard Tournament comes to Hogwarts. Harry is entered against his will. [[spoiler: In the big finale, it is revealed that Voldemort's plot has been completely different due to the events at the end of Y3.]]
174	** Y5: Despite a significant break from the canon plotline, some things are still the same. Fudge still appoints Umbridge as the Defence teacher. Harry still leads a group of students to learn duelling skills. [[spoiler: The difference is that the Ministry acknowledges Voldemort's return, so Umbridge is there to make sure the students get a proper education. Harry's group is officially sanctioned, not secret.]]
175	** Y6: Professor Slughorn still teaches Potions. Snape still teaches Defence. Dumbledore still shares his collection of memories with Harry.
176	* TellMeAboutMyFather: Harry to Sirius.
177	* TookALevelInBadass: Harry, in comparison to his canon self, learns several spells far sooner (including the ''Furunculus'' curse, which develops into his favorite). [[spoiler:By the time the Triwizard Tournament rolls around, he is able to take the lead handily in the first two events.]] [[spoiler:Well of course he does. Sirius and Snape are both helping him.]]
178	* TookALevelInJerkass: Theo takes several levels in Year 4, [[spoiler:because his dad has been ignoring him.]]
179	* TrophyWife: Subverted. Narcissa and Lucius genuinely love each other and are HappilyMarried. It may also be a PerfectlyArrangedMarriage.
180	* TyrantTakesTheHelm: Massively downplayed, but Umbridge's appointment as Hogwarts security officer and her review of other professors still has strong shades of her canon incarnation as the high inquisitor. Halfway through the year she becomes the primary voice of the faculty to the student body.
181	* UnlimitedWardrobe: Narcissa Malfoy
182	* WellIntentionedExtremist:
183	** Lucius Malfoy: Also EvenEvilHasLovedOnes, EvenEvilHasStandards, and NotEvilJustMisunderstood.
184	** Dolores Umbridge: She definitely has a point that [[spoiler:Voldemort's forces should be resisted by all, and to the fullest extent possible.]] Her methods, on the other hand, may give one pause.
185	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Dobby. He not only plays a '''''much''''' smaller role than in the canon universe, he was never freed, and he is never caught attempting to 'save' Harry's life.
186	* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: The Malfoys believe that Voldemort started his crusade against Muggles with honestly good intentions, but the dark magic he was using gradually drove him insane.
187	* ZeroPercentApprovalRating: It seems like a large chunk of the Death Eaters have left the Dark lord in favour of a more kindly Heir of Slytherin.
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189	Dethryl revised the story following the completion of canon but has left the original version posted for posterity. This is the version of the story covered on Podcast/PotterFicWeekly.
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