Line #75 FanFic/TheLifeOfTheLegendaries


1	-> ''"[[SarcasmMode Yeah,]] [[BrainBleach bestial, lesbian Garchomp sex]]. [[INeedAFreakingDrink Reeaaal tasteful]]."''
2	-->-- '''Jupiter''', watching Mars watch [[RuleThirtyFour a porno VR of]] [[InterspeciesRomance Cynthia and Garchomp]] [[TooMuchInformation doing BDSM stuff together]]
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4	Think you know what the legendary Pokémon are like when they're not out busy trying to save the world? Think again.
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6	''The Life of the Legendaries'' is a Pokémon fanfic written by Jakayrta on FanFiction.net, known as [[strike:Drakon]] [[strike:Pentacarbonyl]] Drakon on the Bulbagarden forums. It details the story of all the legendary Pokémon, as they would be if they were to live all together in the Hall of Origins.
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8	They seem to live much like a bunch of college students, really.
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10	The fic is here: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5568055/The_Life_of_the_Legendaries on FanFiction.net]]
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13	!!Tropes:
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15	* ActionGirl: Cynthia is ''not'' afraid to get physical when things call for it. In more ways than one.
16	* AffablyEvil: Charon, when he's not being a DirtyOldMan. He even goes against Cyrus's orders to help the legendaries.
17	* [[SpaceshipGirl Airship Girl]] - Infi, the AI unit on Zero's airship, the Megarig, manifests as a young woman with clothing and hair based on the infinity symbol.
18	* AmazonianBeauty: Cynthia is a StatuesqueStunner with ''enormous'' strength (she effortlessly scooped up her Garchomp in a BridalCarry. That's about 209 pounds!), toned muscles and is almost constantly ogled wherever she goes (even by her own Garchomp!)
19	%%* AuthorAppeal - The only way to explain why there are many scenes of Lugia in a diaper.
20	%%** And the TechnologyPorn.
21	%%** And Cynthia as an AmazonianBeauty.
22	* BecomingTheCostume - At a contest in Lilycove City, Cynthia and James get costumes that essentially turn them into Pokémon.
23	* BrotherSisterIncest - Not quite incest but Latios and Latias tend to make out with each other a lot.
24	* CerebusSyndrome - After the first eight or so chapters, the fic starts getting really dark, as the legendaries prepare for some sort of war. It doesn't stop being funny, though.
25	* CoolAirship - The ''Hikokyu II'' and the Megarig definitely count.
26	* CoolPlane - The Origin Fighter counts.
27	* CostumePorn - Hinted at in Chapter 13, where Cynthia laments about not being able to buy a very expensive Garchomp costume.
28	** Actually expressed in Chapter 15, where Cynthia finally gets her hands on that costume (even if it is just a rental), and the final scene of that chapter is two Garchomp making out. Basically, there's ''literal'' costume porn in the story.
29	* CrackFic - The very reason this fic exists. Anybody who manages to read to the end of Chapter 13 and ''not'' think that it is a crackfic is probably on crack themselves.
30	* CyberpunkIsTechno - A nightclub in Tenebrae City (known as Club Giaru) plays techno music and techno music only.
31	* CyberpunkWithAChanceOfRain - Tenebrae City (the {{cyberpunk}} city set in the VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeon world) is always foggy or rainy.
32	* {{Cyborg}} - The Ampharos bartender in Club Giaru. And Monazite, the cyborg Sableye.
33	* DeflectorShields - Military vessels and Pokémon stadiums and battle arenas have them to protect against Pokémon attacks.
34	* DescriptionPorn - The 2021-series costumes, when they finally do appear, [[FixFic are much better technically explained]] than in ''Generation 2021'', the fic upon which they are based.
35	* DirtyOldMan - '''CHARON.'''
36	* DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale - not really abuse, but Latias played that prank on Latios with the diaper and everything.
37	* DudeLooksLikeALady - Reshiram (a male) is mistaken for a female by Lugia.
38	** The [[LadyLooksLikeADude reverse]] is true of Zekrom - see TheLadette below.
39	* EatingOptional - Lugia specifically states that Legendaries do not need food to live.
40	* FlareGun - The captain of a ferry shoots a flare at Jessie and James when they try to to hijack his ship.
41	* FullFrontalAssault - Noland ends up fighting two naked grunts in hand-to-hand combat aboard the ''[[CoolAirship Hikokyu II]]''. Granted, he did steal their clothes beforehand so he could sneak by security.
42	* GadgeteerGenius - Mewtwo is pretty good when it comes to inventing stuff.
43	* GroinAttack - Cynthia attempts to ''rip off'' a Galactic grunt's genitals after he tried to rape her.
44	** Groudon also takes a Hydro Pump to the crotch as well.
45	** Riley's Lucario got his balls crushed when he ended up grappling with a Galactic grunt.
46	** Noland crushes a Galactic grunt's nuts when he is placed in a chokehold by said grunt.
47	* TheGunslinger - Johnny Mac is the only member of the heroic group who uses firearms.
48	* HeroesPreferSwords - Palkia's main weapon is his spacial sword.
49	* InterspeciesRomance - Cynthia and her Garchomp - first appearing as such in the in-fic movie, ''Champ-Chomp IV''. This story singlehandedly sparked an alternate name for the Cynthia/Garchomp ship, known as [=ChampChompShipping=] ("[[{{Fanon}} officially]]" known as [=SignatureShipping=]).
50	* JerkAss - Shaymin, and to a lesser extent, Mew.
51	* KineticWeaponsAreJustBetter - Firearms are seen as a perfectly viable alternative to Pokémon.
52	* TheLadette - [[spoiler:Zekrom]] is like this. [[spoiler:she]] drinks a ''lot'' of beer and is crude and rude.
53	* LaserBlade - Palkia's Spacial Rend manifests as a glowing pink sword.
54	** Psycho Cut can also manifests in this form.
55	* MacrossMissileMassacre - The ''Hikokyu II'' attacks [[spoiler:Altomare]] with AGM-82 "Onidrill" radar guided missiles.
56	* MagneticWeapons - the ''Unova'' class gun cruiser ''[[MyNaymeIs Shandara]]'' mounts an eight inch railgun.
57	* ManChild - Jirachi, Mew and Celebi are quite immature for Legendaries.
58	* {{Mons}} - duh.
59	* MyNaymeIs - The names of the various navy ships are warped spellings of Pokémon names
60	** Aircraft carrier - ''UNV Sazandra'' (Sazandora / Hydreigon)
61	** Gun cruiser - ''UNV Shandara'' (Shandera / Chandelure)
62	** Destroyer - ''HNS Gardvior'' (Gardevoir)
63	** Battleship - ''HNS Craydaunt'' (Crawdaunt)
64	** Missile cruiser - ''SCNV Saedra'' (Seadra)
65	** Attack submarine - ''SCNV Draconite'' (Dragonite)
66	* {{Nanomachines}} - The self-repair mechanism on the ''[[CoolAirship Hikokyu II]]'' uses this.
67	* NoIndoorVoice - DIALGA, REGIGIGAS AND PALKIA. THEY ALWAYS TALK IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS. Except that Palkia can [[InnocentInnuendo shrink himself down to a smaller form]] that has a softer voice.
68	* OlympusMons - the eponymous Legendaries
69	* PointDefenseless - Averted. The 20 mm gatling autocannons on the ''Hikokyu II'' are capable of fending off most threats.
70	* PottyFailure - Latios has this happen to him due to Darkrai making him have a nightmare of Latias chaining him to his bed and spanking him with a spatula while the other Legendaries watch.
71	** This happens to him again after Latias puts a Diaper on him.
72	** Lugia also has this happen to him when he is held at gun point by a Team Rocket grunt.
73	* PoweredArmor:
74	** The Garchomp costume that Cynthia so badly wants allows the wearer to basically function as a Pokémon inside the costume. It is known as the "2021" brand from "Zekurom Industries", a ShoutOut to the title and author of another fic, ''Generation 2021'', in which costumes of the exact same variety exist.
75	** Celebi wears protective armor when fighting off poachers.
76	* PowerPerversionPotential - A cosplayer in a Gardevoir costume uses the costume's psychic powers to remove a waitress's dress in a hotel restaurant
77	* PrivateMilitaryContractors - Silph Co. is explicitly described as a Pokémon technology and private military company,
78	* PsychicPowers - Johnny Mac has psychic powers.
79	* RankScalesWithAsskicking - Cynthia is the Sinnoh League champion. She not only has powerful Pokémon but she can deliver a righteous ass-whooping with her bare hands.
80	* ReferenceOverdosed - Chapter 14 is just full of this - Jakayrta makes references left and right to users on Bulbagarden.
81	* SamusIsAGirl - [[spoiler:Zekrom]][[note]]this was before ''Anime/PokemonTheMovieBlackAndWhite''[[/note]] and Garchomp are both female.
82	* SpyCatsuit - The undersuits for the Pokémon costumes are form fitting tight black jumpsuits.
83	* StatuesqueStunner - Cynthia stands at six feet even and she seems to magnetically attract men.
84	* TheStoner - Shaymin and her gracidea.
85	* TechnologyPorn - A little bit, especially with regards to military tech.
86	** Not to mention the VR's that play ''literal'' porn. This kind of VR is even used as a torture device for the legendaries that are captured on the ''Hikokyu II'' - and Entei [[IncrediblyLamePun gets the butt of it]].
87	* WhamLine: "Welcome to Team Galactic, [[spoiler:Zero]]"

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