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4* ''FamousLastWords/BartBaker''
5* ''FamousLastWords/ChannelAwesome''
6* ''[[FamousLastWords/CharacterScramble Character Scramble]]''
7* ''FamousLastWords/DragonBallZAbridged''
8* ''FamousLastWords/DreamSMP''
9* ''FamousLastWords/EscapeTheNight''
10* ''FamousLastWords/PBGHardcore''
11* ''FamousLastWords/PokemonFriendlocke''
12* ''FamousLastWords/RoosterTeeth''
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15[[foldercontrol]]
16
17[[folder:Abridged Series]]
18* ''WebVideo/AbridgedOnTitan''
19** "Thank you! Eren, be nice to Mikasa! Mikasa, keep Eren out of trouble!" [[spoiler:Carla Yeager]]
20** "He- he got the jump on me... that's not fair..." [[spoiler:Thomas Wagner]]
21** "Aaaaaw, he's kinda cuute! Oh God, never mind, NEVER MIIIND!" [[spoiler:Mina Carolina]]
22** "Sorry little buddy, but we're not interested." [[spoiler:Human trafficker 1]]
23** "What the hell! You're not getting away that easily, you little prick!" [[spoiler:Human trafficker 2]]
24** "You little shit! We were just trying to make an honest living selling human beings against their will!" [[spoiler:Human trafficker 3]]
25** "Go run and hide, I shall show y'all the power of- of uh... [[PrecisionFStrike f**k]]." [[spoiler:Wallist preacher]]
26** "I can do it Jean! You believed in meee!" [[spoiler:Marco Bott]]
27* ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''
28** "Sooo, what's new?" [[spoiler:Clovis]]
29** "Beware the purple eyed one... Goodbye old friend." [[spoiler:Jasper]]
30** "That smarts!" [[spoiler:Lelouch's mother]]
31** "SHIT! I left the stove on!" [[spoiler:Kewell]]
32** "So, this is how it ends. Well then listen to me, you stupid idiots. I am undefeatable! You can never stop me! Death is only the beginning! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!" [[spoiler:[[DeathByAdaptation Jeremiah]], who gets better during one of the Soul Whatever shorts.]]
33** "Oh no, not you right now, no!" [[spoiler:Mao]]
34* ''WebVideo/DanganRonpaAbridgedThing''
35** "Get away from me, you big weenie! WEENIE!" [[spoiler:Sayaka Maizono]]
36** "A-a-are you l-like, serious?" [[spoiler:Mukuro Ikusaba]]
37** "BALLS!" [[spoiler:Leon Kuwata]]
38** "It's okay Mr. Oowada. Everybody will accept you for who you are." [[spoiler:Chihiro Fujisaki]]
39** "'''YIIIIIIFFFFF!!!!'''" [[spoiler:Mondo Oowada]]
40** "[[HisNameIs It was... it was the]]... bum bum...bleck..." [[spoiler:Hifumi Yamada]]
41** "To hell with me..." [[spoiler:Celestia Ludenberg]]
42** "And I'm dead! Awwwww." [[spoiler:Chisa Yukizome]]
43** "Uguu~!" [[spoiler:Nagito Komeada]]
44* ''Doctor Who: The Abridged Series''
45** "All right, I'm covered in whip cream. Now go ahead and lick it off! Uh, don't you Adric. Just, don't." [[spoiler:The Fourth Doctor]]
46** "I don't won't to go." [[spoiler:Adric]]
47** "Yuarr, yuarr, yuarr, no mummy. I don't want to go to school today. Koschei will beat me up again." [[spoiler:The Seventh Doctor]]
48** "You are my life, Doctor!" [[spoiler:The Master]]
49** "Hey, you watch your mouth, brat!" [[spoiler:Rassilon]]
50** "No, wait! I take it back! I don't won't to go. I don't won't to go!" [[spoiler:The Tenth Doctor]]
51* ''WebAnimation/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged''
52** "...NOOO!" [[spoiler:Wedge, upon being asked if he's okay.]]
53** "TELL HER!" [[spoiler:Biggs, imploring Cloud to tell Jessie that he loves [[IntelligibleUnintelligible her voice]], since he pretends she's giving him a blowjob.]]
54** "Nah! It's actually kind of funny... that he thinks his dick is that big!" [[spoiler:Jessie, in response to being told of Biggs' last request.]]
55** "But you see, I'm dying... TO TRY THAT SWEET KUSH!" [[spoiler: Ifalna, though the quote is no doubt inaccurate because of [[TheStoner Elmyra's]] [[UnreliableNarrator unreliable narration.]]]]
56** "Much like an ice skating Chocobo being ridden by some illiterate Moogles--" [[spoiler:President Shinra, according to Palmer.]]
57** "The eyes of my fists are never wrong! Now stand back, FOR [[spoiler:ZANGAN]]'S FISTS SHALL SAAAAVE THE DAAAAYYYY!" [[spoiler:Zangan, who died immediately.]]
58** "Hey guys, I found a bomb-!" [[spoiler:One of Shinra's sailors]]
59** "We know, we're just framing you! BLEH!" [[spoiler:Shinra recruit in Barret's flashback]]
60** "My coal is burnt out, brother... Farewell. And remember. [[spoiler:[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't.]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck.]] [[ArcWords Up.]]]] [[spoiler:Dyne]]
61** "[[ReviveKillsZombie HOW CAN A FEATHER BE THIS PAINFUL?!!!]]" [[spoiler:Gi Nattak]]
62** "I'm okay!" [[spoiler:Palmer]]
63** "It's alright, Cloud. All is forgiven." [[spoiler:Aerith]]
64** "See you in hell, landlubbers!" [[spoiler:Mideel Doctor]]
65** "...''Wrong. Button''." [[spoiler:Scarlet]]
66** "That's one for the failblog." [[spoiler:Heidegger]]
67** "Sephiroth... ''(maniacal laughter)''" [[spoiler:Hojo]]
68** "How...How did she-?! No! '''NOOOOOOOOO!!!'''" [[spoiler:Sephiroth]]
69** "Who the hell… do you think you are?" [[spoiler:Sephiroth during a mental battle with Cloud]].
70* ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
71** "Who is it?" [[spoiler:[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]] getting [[TakeThat shown up]] by "[[ArcWords a real fucking vampire]]"]]
72** "Are you mocking me?!" [[spoiler:Homicidal Vampire Priest]]
73** "Where from?" [[spoiler:Curious gate guard]]
74** "...oh, um, yeah, just give me a second... ...whoa... oh, yeah, it's ghouls. Hmm, definitely, definitely -- OH MY GOD!" [[spoiler:Front Desk Guy]]
75** " 'Now, excuse me while I blow this faggot ginger's brains ou-OH GOD NO-!" [[spoiler:Communications Guy]]
76** "AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME! The one who sent me...was...''Naaaaziiiiiis!''" [[spoiler:Jan Valentine]]
77** "...Really? ... OH GOD NO-!" [[spoiler:Luke Valentine, first death]]
78** "Calm down, man, it's fine. I'm just focused on what I'm going to do with my immortality." [[spoiler:Corrupt Politician 1]]
79** "Joke's on you! I'm getting ''double'' immortality!" [[spoiler:Corrupt Politician 2]]
80** "I'm getting ''real'' tired of this shit!" [[spoiler:Tubalcain "Dandy Man" Alahambra]]
81** "Wow, uh, when you put it like ''that'', I feel like kind of a cunt." [[spoiler:Commander Violet]]
82** "Wait! What are you..." [[spoiler:Rip Van Winkle]]
83** "Get what?!" [[spoiler:Sir Reginald]]
84** "When you get to Hell, tell them [[spoiler:Penwood]] sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience." [[spoiler:Sir Penwood]]
85** "Nope. I'm an only child." [[spoiler:Miller, to the illusion of his "niece"]]
86** "You fucking suck at picking our contracts!" [[spoiler:Willingham, to Pip]]
87** "Seras, hide in here, and absolutely ''do not come out...''" [[spoiler:Seras' mother]]
88** "[[TearJerker Next time, maybe I'll get past first base! Haha! *coughing* Hah, fat chance. You're far too fine a wine...for a lout like me.]]" [[spoiler:Pip Bernadotte]]
89** "[[SayMyName SERAS VICTORIA!!!]]" [[spoiler:First-Lieutenant-Former-Olympic-Bodybuilder Zorin Blitz]]
90** "Do I hear wha--" [[spoiler:Jeb Forrest, getting a headshot courtesy of Alucard]]
91** "Guys, I don't want to jinx it, but I think we got him--" [[spoiler:Father Andrea Marco]]
92** "They expected us! They expected all of us! ¡DIOS MIO!" [[spoiler:Don Diego de la Vega]]
93** "Holy fuck, bros! This is what we get for sticking our necks out!" [[spoiler:Abbot Puiser]]
94** "ANDERSON! ANDERSON, I DON'T DESERVE THIS!" [[spoiler:Enrico Maxwell]]
95** "GOD IS GREAT!" [[spoiler:Catholic suicide bombers]]
96** "As a man, much like you, once lost and left in the mad world, I made peace with my demons. May I tell you how? ...I--" [[spoiler:Father Alexander Anderson]]
97** "Goodbye, my starling... and [[BloodFromTheMouth BLAUGH!]] ...That was my favorite pillow..." [[spoiler:Arthur Hellsing]]
98** "No, no, NOOOO!" [[spoiler:Richard Traitoro Hellsing]]
99** "You are... ''{{You are already dead}}''." [[spoiler:Yumiko "Yumi" Takagi, in Japanese]]
100*** To which [[spoiler:Walter]] replies [[spoiler: also in impeccable Japanese]] "I know you are, but what am I?"
101** "I'm...I'm alive? Seems like things are ''[[spoiler:Luking]]'' up for this [[spoiler:Valentine]]..." [[spoiler:Luke Valentine, second death]]
102** "Uh-uh." [[spoiler:The Captain]]
103** "[[HeelRealization Am I a bad person?]]" [[spoiler:Alucard. He gets better.]]
104** "What was that?! ...Ah. [[KilledMidSentence Probably noth-]] [[spoiler:Herr Doktor]]
105** "Shot in the gut... Slumped against a wall... and executed by some crazy German Catholic bint quoting ''Film/KillBill''. Yes... a traitor's death." [[spoiler:Walter C. Dornes]]
106** "So long... farewell... Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye... I leave... and heave... a sigh and say goodbye... Goo-o-o-o..." [[spoiler:The Major]]
107* ''WebVideo/JojosBizarreAdventureAbridged''
108** OVA Series
109*** "What the fuck?" [[spoiler: Sherry, before J. Geil kills her in a flashback]]
110*** "Please Polnareff, don't kill me! I-I didn't mean to kill your sister! I mean it's kinda her fault anyway for dressing up like a slut-OHMYGOD!" [[spoiler: J. Geil]]
111*** "No..." [[spoiler: Enya Geil]]
112*** "Oh my God! OH MY GOD!" [[spoiler: Hol Horse, before [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Mr. Popo]] does... something (though recent [[Creator/TeamFourStar TFS Plays]] reports bring up the possibility that he's trapped in the [[FateWorseThanDeath Fuck Box]] with Blue Popo and Garlic Jr.)]]
113*** "[[NWordPrivileges NIGGA]], BLIND PEOPLE CAN'T READ! YOU KNOW WHAT BLIND MEANS?! IT MEANS MY EYES DON'T WORK! WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?! That's... what I... thought..." [[spoiler: N'Doul]]
114*** "Move!" [[spoiler: Avdol's real death, before Vanilla Ice cuts him in half]]
115*** "Man, that don't make a lick of sense-OHMYGOD!" [[spoiler: Vanilla Ice]]
116*** "Yo, this is cold... as ice." [[spoiler: Vanilla Ice, last thoughts]]
117*** "Tonight... me." [[spoiler: Iggy]]
118*** "O-ok." [[spoiler: Senator Wilson]]
119*** "YES. I. MAD!" [[spoiler: Kakyoin, last words]]
120*** "There it is, Mr. Joestar. My last... Emerald Splash." [[spoiler: Kakyoin, last thoughts]]
121*** "[[WesternAnimation/TransformersTheMovie Till... all... are... one...]]" [[spoiler: Joseph Joestar, who recovers]]
122*** "Ahh! Aah! AAAH! AAAAHH!! Ohh, what the fuck?! My only regret is... that I never got to say... 'Wryy'-" [[spoiler: Dio Brando]]
123** Phantom Blood
124*** "I'll ask your mother... how she likes... her... steak." [[spoiler: George Joestar]]
125*** "SAVE ME TARA STROOOOOOONG!" [[spoiler: Jack The Ripper.]]
126*** "Because you're... worth it." [[spoiler: Bruford]]
127*** "But I was over." [[spoiler: Tarkus]]
128*** "You're... the man now... dog." [[spoiler: Will A Zeppeli]]
129* ''WebVideo/NullmetalAlchemist''
130** "Well, at least he didn't eat me." [[spoiler:Father Cornello]]
131** "Oh, and Edward? Don't call it alchemy. It just sounds... so... pretentious." [[spoiler:Trisha Elric]]
132** "DON'T RUIN MY FANTASY!" [[spoiler:Majhal]]
133** "Hey, you guys!" [[spoiler:Claus]]
134** "BARK!" [[spoiler:Nina Tucker]]
135** "Huh, I don't remember it being that big..." [[spoiler:Psiren]]
136** "[[AC:Reality will be shaped by my will alone, and I shall descend upon the human world as the master of-]]" [[spoiler:Mugear]]
137** "WHAT THE FU--" [[spoiler:Basque Grand]]
138* ''WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries''
139** "Idiot..." [[spoiler:Ash's second Pikachu]]
140** "Hi, I'm [[spoiler:Brock.]]" [[spoiler:Brock, who gets thrown out of a blimp by Tracy. He gets better.]]
141* ''Blog/RWBYRecaps''
142** "Wait. What's that red blur flying towards-" [[spoiler:"Birdie, no!" Bird]]
143** "Have you tried Amazon?" [[spoiler:Tukson]]
144** "Oh hey who's the noodly blonde guy?" [[spoiler:Amber]]
145* ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged'' (Note that the Sailor Scouts and Darien/Tuxedo Mask never permanently died.)
146** "Oh, what a world!" [[spoiler:Morga]]
147** "Oh, you caught me off guard with your boomerang!" [[spoiler:Flau]]
148** "What's this? Bubbles? They're so cold. So cold! I knew I shouldn't have dressed so skanky today." [[spoiler:Garoben]]
149** "What the?" [[spoiler:The Dream Princess]]
150** "The Negaverse pays better...''(mumbles)''...quack!" [[spoiler:Titus]]
151** "Why the hell would I-" [[spoiler:Jedite]]
152** "You can't kill me! I'm perfect!" [[spoiler:Tesuni]]
153** "Just shut up and kill me!" [[spoiler:Cameran]]
154** "We're not really twins!" [[spoiler:The orange Gemini Twin]]
155** "We're not really twins! I was born first!" [[spoiler:The purple Gemini Twin]]
156** "Ha ha, you devil!" [[spoiler:Either Grape or Housenka; since the Plant Sisters' masks cover up their lips, it seems nearly impossible to tell who says what.]]
157** "Attack!" [[spoiler:Either Grape or Housenka; since the Plant Sisters' masks cover up their lips, it seems nearly impossible to tell who says what.]]
158** "Sonic blast!" [[spoiler:Suzuran, the only Plant Sister shown performing this attack.]]
159** "Oh! I'm suddenly feeling better! Oh, wait. I'm not." [[spoiler:Nephlite]]
160** "Why, thank you!" [[spoiler:Zoycite]]
161** "No! No. Zoycite. Do you hear me, Zoycite? I'll be joining you real soon." [[spoiler:Malachite]]
162** "Can't save you now, heifer!" [[spoiler:The red Doom and Gloom Girl]]
163** "Maybe I'll be reborn as a woman this time." [[spoiler:Lita/Sailor Jupiter]]
164** "You're so completely useless!" [[spoiler:The blue Doom and Gloom Girl]]
165** "I'm...not...useless!" [[spoiler:Amy/Sailor Mercury]]
166** "We should totally be [=BFFs=]!" [[spoiler:The pink Doom and Gloom Girl]]
167** "I'm totally epic!" [[spoiler:Mina/Sailor Venus]]
168** "No one can help you now!" [[spoiler:The green Doom and Gloom Girl]]
169** "At least...I was able...to take a sacrifice with me." [[spoiler:Raye/Sailor Mars]]
170** "Maybe before I die, we'll have a sweet, touching scene together." [[spoiler:Darien]]
171** "Ah! I'll kill you!" [[spoiler:Queen Beryl]]
172** "I'm dying. Raye, you're gonna be so pissed when you see me in hell!" [[spoiler:Serena/Sailor Moon]]
173** "We'll take them down one by one! On our own!" [[spoiler:Lapis Lazuli, the SMA Remix version of Malachite]]
174** "How did they defeat us?" [[spoiler:Zultanite, the SMA Remix version of Zoycite]]
175** "It's because they used teamwork!" [[spoiler:Chrome Diopside, the SMA Remix version of Jedite]]
176** "Noooooooo!" [[spoiler:The SMA Remix version of Nephlite]]
177** "You're lying!" [[spoiler:Fiore]]
178** "Let's kick it into turbo!" [[spoiler:Serena/Princess Serenity]]
179* ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
180** "I... doubt it." [[spoiler:Diabel, in response to [[{{Jerkass}} Kirito]] saying they could've been friends]]
181** "Kirito... this isn't your fault- [[ElectronicSpeechImpediment your fault- yourfault-]] [[AC:[[VoiceOfTheLegion your fault...]]"]] [[spoiler:Sachi]]
182** "Enjoy this while you can. It's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman!" [[spoiler:[[DeathByAdaptation Rosalia]]]]
183** "Wait! [=NononononoNO=]!" [[spoiler:Grimlock]]
184** "Do not fear, my friends. [[spoiler:Corvatz]] [[TemptingFate can never... die.]]" [[spoiler:Corvatz]]
185** "I mean sure, this looks bad now, but given time, I think we'll all look back at this and laAAAAA--!" [[spoiler:Godfree]]
186** "...R-Really?" [[spoiler:Kuradeel]]
187** "[[TearJerker I'm sorry... I was such a burden...]]" [[spoiler:Yui. Turns out she faked her death and was planning to surprise Kirito and Asuna, but Kirito's turning her into an item [[AndIMustScream caused her to be unable to speak with her parents for months]] until Kirito finally released her in Alfheim Online.]]
188** "Uh... whaddya know? Looks like it's finally my turn... to make ''you'' cry. It's okay... go on... cry... cry your little... bitch... tears..." [[spoiler:Asuna. She technically gets better, but is currently being held captive by Sugou.]]
189** "What? No, ''Series/{{Mythbusters}}''. What the hell is ''[[Film/TheDungeonMaster Dungeon Master]]''?" [[spoiler:Kirito. He gets better.]]
190** "Oh... I was so happy there for a second." [[spoiler:Commander Heathcliff[=/=]Kayaba Akihiko. A FreezeFrameBonus in episode 12 confirms [[SparedByTheAdaptation he's still alive]].]]
191* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
192** "Oh snap, I knew it!" [[spoiler:Solomon Muto before Pegasus takes his soul. He got better.]]
193** "No..." [[spoiler:Imitator of Death/Gay Clown]]
194** "You're not the boss of me! Ouch!" [[spoiler:Tristan Taylor's first voice, allegedly. It got better.]]
195** "I'm surprisingly buff!" [[spoiler:Tristan's second voice]]
196** "Why aren't you dead?" [[spoiler:Panik]]
197** "Big brother..." [[spoiler:Mokuba Kaiba before his soul is stolen. He got better.]]
198** "Get lost, I'm trying to mug this girl!" [[spoiler:Téa's assailant in her flashback]]
199** "Shut the f*ck up." [[spoiler:Seto Kaiba towards Bandit Keith]]
200*** "His dragon dodged my attack! I haven't been this disappointed since I saw Film/ReignOfFire!" [[spoiler:Kaiba's last thoughts before he loses his duel and gets his soul stolen by Pegasus. He got better.]]
201** "Spirit... tell Téa... I love her..." [[spoiler:Yugi Muto. He got better.]]
202** "That's much better." [[spoiler:Maximillion Pegasus upon Bakura taking the wrong eye. He got better offscreen.]]
203*** "But that doesn't start with--" [[spoiler:Pegasus, "A Tale Of Two Tournies"]]
204** "[[BigNo Noooooooooo!]]" [[spoiler:Five-Headed Dragon]]
205** "Nooo! How does he knoooow?!" [[spoiler:Rare Hunter Seeker/"Steve"]]
206** "Help! Somebody save me from the harmless dark energy discs that won't kill me!" [[spoiler:Arkana]]
207** "Brains. (Ouch.)" [[spoiler:Bonz/Zombie Boy]]
208** "I want my mommy." [[spoiler:Ryou Bakura. He got better.]]
209*** "Over my dead BAAAAUGH!" [[spoiler:Yami Bakura/Florence. He also got better.]]
210*** "You're so annoying that I want to give up!" [[spoiler:Yami Bakura, "Yu-Gi-Oh Kai"]]
211** "Whatever you do, don't let Marik become a giant douche like his father..." [[spoiler:Veronica Ishtar]]
212** "Let me put it this way: you guys are all totally f*cked. Tell...the Gummy Bears...I love them..." [[spoiler:Odion. He got better.]]
213*** "Nobody does, it isn't funny!" [[spoiler:Odion, "Yu-Gi-Oh Kai"]]
214** "Get out of my friggen head, you friggen frigstick!" [[spoiler:Marik Ishtar before [[SplitPersonalityTakeover Melvin takes over]]. He got better.]]
215** "Quick Joey, hide yourself in my cleavage, it's your only chance!" [[spoiler:Mai Valentine before Melvin transports her in her own worst nightmare, where everyone's breasts are bigger than hers. ''Especially'' Tristan's. She got better.]]
216** [[Music/HarryChapin "♪And then he stabbed me in the torso and the cat's in the cat place and oh god, that's sharp! Please stop stabbing me, I'm going to die! When you gonna stop, son? Oh god, that hurts! I think you pierced my lungs there. Yes, that was definitely my luuuuuungs~!♫"]] [[spoiler:Hank Ishtar, in song]]
217** "Just the one: tell my fangirls I love them." [[spoiler:Yami Bakura again. He got better. Again.]]
218** "A hug? Sure, I don't see why not OH GOD IT BURNS! IT BUUURNS!" [[spoiler:Dr. Feelgood, receiving one of [[AxeCrazy Melvin's]] [[ChainsawGood "hugs"]]]]
219** "Nein! Ve are not on ze blimp!" [[spoiler:one of those German guys]]
220** "Uh okay, uh, just...hang on, gimme a minute here, I'll--I'll think of--" [[spoiler:Téa Gardner before Crump briefly takes her over. She gets better when Marik's spirit kicks him out.]]
221** "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'M FALLING!" [[spoiler:Tristan Taylor. He got turned into a monkey, then got better.]]
222** "Don't worry, Father. Now we can be together, for all time. Also, for some reason I'm naked." [[spoiler:Noah Kaiba, to Gozaburo]]
223*** "Oh god, I can feel it on my back!" [[spoiler:Gozaburo Kaiba's last words, in response to the above]]
224*** "And now, a bunch of sh*t we took from ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Evangelion]]''." [[spoiler:Noah, "Yu-Gi-Oh Kai"]]
225** "Wait! Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwai-!" [[spoiler:Yami Marik[=/=]Melvin]]
226*** "Dick move, bro!" [[spoiler:Melvin, "Yu-Gi-Oh Kai"]]
227** "Oh no, it's Baby Spice! My least favorite Spice Girl! The horror, the unfabulousness!" [[spoiler:Maximillion Pegasus. He got better.]]
228** "Master Dartz... I have failed you!" [[spoiler:Bro[=/=]Gurimo. He got better.]]
229** "I wanna blow the horn!" [[spoiler:Alister's little brother Mikey]]
230** "Yes. I'm discarding myself from the field, so that no harm comes to you." [[spoiler:Yugi Muto, being a Kuriboh. He got better.]]
231** "Why are you laughing at my tragic backstory, Wheeler!?" [[spoiler:Rex Raptor. He got better.]]
232** "Heheh...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck this sucks]]." [[spoiler:Weevil Underwood, before "[[MemeticMutation DORO! MONSTA CARDO!]]" He got better.]]
233** "Mikey? Is that really you? It is! Mikey, we've been reunited. And it's all thanks to the power of the Orichal—" [[spoiler:Alister He got better.]]
234** "Hey, watch it! Good thing I'm riding a motorcycle: the safest vehicle in the--" [[spoiler:some guy riding a motorcycle]]
235** "You did it, mate. You've proved your more worthy of Mai than I am. By beating another man in a trading card game. She's all yours, mate." [[spoiler:Valon. He got better.]]
236** "I summon a-- ''oh, never mind, losing consciousness.''" [[spoiler:Joey Wheeler. He got better.]]
237** "[[spoiler:Joey]]! [[spoiler:Joey]], no! He lost his soul! I instantly regret literally everything I was doing this season! What a strong arc for my character, this was!" [[spoiler:Mai Valentine's last words before losing to Rafael offscreen. She got better]]
238*** "And now, since I have rediscovered how much I care about [[spoiler:Joey]], I'm gonna leave him unconscious in this random back alley where nobody can find him. I'll be the best friend I can be, right after I make a quick stop...for revenge. [[spoiler:Mai's last onscreen thoughts]]
239** "I'M GONNA KILL THIS WHOLE F*CKING SEASON!" [[spoiler:Rafael. He got better.]]
240** "Okay, did everybody hear that? Suck it, Yugi! I don't feel anything and you just admitted that I'm the real King of-- (bleh) [[spoiler:Seto Kaiba. He got better.]]
241** "AS YOU WISH, ''MAYN''!" [[spoiler:Dartz, the evil Orichalcos personality.]]
242*** "Orichalcos. The Orichalcos. That is a sexy word, it really is." [[spoiler:Dartz, amnesiac personality.]]
243** "Shut up. SHUT UP! You're going to DIE! And then you'll be ''DEAD''! Because I ''KILLED'' you!" [[spoiler: Anubis, The Abridged Movie]]
244** "Oh god, I wasted my life!" [[spoiler: Yugi, BBT Abridged, according to the internet by the time of 5Ds]]
245** "Death to America!" [[spoiler: Grandpa, BBT Abridged. Death is undone via time travel]]
246** "Ooh, looks like I'm face-down. Just a typical Friday night for [[spoiler:Maximillion Pegasus]]. Woohoohoohoohoohoo! I'm dead." [[spoiler: Pegasus, BBT Abridged. Death is undone via time travel]]
247** "Nonono! Nonono! Nonononononoooooooooooo!" [[spoiler: Paradox, BBT Abridged]]
248** "Huh, I wonder what he meant by- [[OhCrap OH MY GOD THAT IS WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT]]!!" [[spoiler: Ushio, Season Zero Episode 1, in response to Yami's statement "Hope you enjoy giant man-eating worms!"]]
249** "I'll teach you to insult ''MY'' restaurant's health standards! AAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE!!!" [[spoiler: Jirou the Yellow Spider, Season Zero Episode 3]]
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253[[folder: Let's Play]]
254* Didja Redo's [[http://lparchive.org/Riviera-The-Promised-Land/ LP]] of ''VideoGame/RivieraThePromisedLand''
255** "what the shit-" [[spoiler: A Bandolier]]
256** "When I'm hurtin', baby, I ain't happy, baby." [[spoiler: Isher]]
257** "DEATH TO ALL" [[spoiler: A Murmur Fia defeats with a LogicBomb]]
258** "Hyphae?" [[spoiler: An Acid Jelly]]
259** "You will die first, mouthy one." [[spoiler: Lindwurm]]
260** "Heh heh...they'll sell for a nice price. Just stay still." [[spoiler: First Imp attacking an Undine in Tetyth Ruins]]
261** "COR BLIMEY MATES IT'S THA FOCKIN BOBBIES" [[spoiler: Second Imp attacking an Undine in Tetyth Ruins]]
262** "YOU WUZ SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPIN WATCH YA PLUMCOT!" [[spoiler: Third Imp attacking an Undine in Tetyth Ruins]]
263** "Never!" [[spoiler: Cecil the Amazon, before being subjected to a LogicBomb courtesy of Fia. Again.]]
264** "It shut down...?" [[spoiler: The first Golem Operator after Ein shuts it down]]
265** "Oh, what the hell? That's not fair at all. You guys suck." [[spoiler: The second Golem Operator after Ein shuts it down]]
266** "But...but..." [[spoiler: Balrosa, before the entire party subjects him to a LogicBomb]]
267** "Don't care. I'm a nihilist." [[spoiler: Xeno, not falling for the previous LogicBomb]]
268** "Heh." [[spoiler: Archangel]]
269** "Wait! I'm sorry! I'll give it back! Just let me go!" [[spoiler: Randy, before Serene kills him]]
270** "The veracity of those points has yet to be established! That is a bald assertion fallacy!" [[spoiler: Mercedes. Serene's response: "[[BloodKnight I've got a fallacy for you. It's called "Argumentum ad falx in facie.]]"]]
271** "Christ. You people have issues. And this is coming from a half-crazed, undead necromancer fuelled by hate." [[spoiler: The Necromancer Fueled By Hate]]
272** "I am!" [[spoiler: [[Franchise/FireEmblem Hector]], before {{Riviera!Hector}} kills him]]
273** "Um...OK...uh... It'll be a cold day in Hell before you get past ME!" [[spoiler: The Elemental Ein encourages, before killing it. [[BlackComedy It's]] [[HeroicComedicSociopath very common]].]]
274** "I will not die...I shall return and have my revenge! May that thought haunt your sleepless nights!" [[spoiler: Death]]
275** "...listen, between the awkwardness of this moment and the gaping hole in my torso, I'm feeling pretty damned uncomfortable right now. So I'm just gonna, you know. Die." [[spoiler: Ledah]]
276** "Finally...my future...has been redeemed..." [[spoiler: Malice]]
277** "And...take care...of Lina...for me..." [[spoiler: Serene, but it's a DisneyDeath]]
278** "POWER POWER POWER ARGH!" [[spoiler: Seth]]
279** "Ah, fuck it. You'll see." [[spoiler: Hector, before he and Seth undergo a FusionDance]]
280** "Peace out...homeboy..." [[spoiler: Seth-Rah]]
281** "Consider this my expression of gratitude. Farewell, saviour of Riviera. You have my blessing." [[spoiler: Ursula]]
282** "Sir, I'm afraid you'll have to leave the weapon behind." [[spoiler: One of the gatekeepers of the Underworld. ''''[[TooDumbToLive To Ledah.]]'''']]
283[[/folder]]
284
285[[folder: Other]]
286* ''79 Norwood Avenue''
287** "I don't know who told you that one!" [[spoiler:The Girl]]
288* ''Podcast/TheAdventureZone''
289** "Okay. You guys are right. I can't control this thing, and I think it's time we-" [[spoiler:Gundren Rockseeker]]
290** "Smell ya later!" [[spoiler:Jenkins]]
291** "Yeah, I think that'd be alright..." [[spoiler:Hurley]]
292** "Don't let this happen again." [[spoiler:Sloane]]
293** "I, uh. I thought of something heroic to do." [[spoiler:Cam]]
294** "Did you really think-" [[spoiler:Edward]]
295** "I guess... I guess we still needed each other after all." [[spoiler:Lydia]]
296** "Don't let them erase me, Magnus. Don't let them make the world forget." [[spoiler:Johann]]
297** "Just kill me! It’ll- I’ll be okay! I can’t forget, I’m begging you, ''please'', Taako! Please!" [[spoiler:Barry (in the current world)]]
298** "It's hero time." [[spoiler:N0-3113]]
299** "We don't have to talk. Let's just... watch this together." [[spoiler:John]]
300* ''WebVideo/AldriversDevourerOfCos'':
301** "Oh no." [[spoiler:UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson]][[note]]While he doesn't immediately die after saying it, he does get RetGone a while after UsefulNotes/FrederickDouglass went back in time with the help of Series/DoctorWho to kill his mother.[[/note]]
302** "Ooooh help! There's a scary rapist black guy in the Monticello house!" [[spoiler:Jane Randolph Jefferson]]
303** "Choke on them… choke on them all!" [[spoiler:Creator/BillCosby]]
304** "Oh no, not my groin!" [[spoiler:Creator/RichardPryor]]
305** "Save yourselves, boys! [[BringNewsBack Tell Washington, D.C.: brace yourself; gather up your police and your army soldiers and your air force and your national guard and your professional wrestlers and your superhero costume fat nerds and internet tough guys, 'cause there's a new apocalyptic monster out for the blood of the entire human species!]]" [[spoiler:Creator/GeorgeCarlin]]
306** "Isaac, don't be sad. BE ANGRY! Avenge me!" [[spoiler:Bill Nye]]
307** "[[OhCrap Holy cow, you're not even human anymore; you are the Antichrist!]]" [[spoiler:Creator/IssacNewton]]
308** "The pain is unbearable; [[GroinAttack my penis is sliced in half!]]" [[spoiler:Elon Musk]]
309** "Oh shit, he got eaten… [[ThisIsGonnaSuck and then she's gonna eat me…]] [[KilledMidSentence OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-]]" [[spoiler:Mark Zuckerberg]]
310** "Stay excellent, Teddy boy… Stay excellent…" [[spoiler:[[Franchise/BillAndTed Bill S. Preston]]]]
311** "[[DefiantToTheEnd There's nothing you or anyone in the world can do, so you should catch a one-way train to the church's nearest human concentration-camp-slash slaughterhouse!]]" [[spoiler:Tony Hawk]]
312** "Nani!" [[spoiler:[[FusionDance Napoleon Bonermight]]]]
313** "Aaaaah… oooooooooh, aaaaaaagh!" [[spoiler:UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi]]
314** "Aaagh! My God, you really jerk off to all this stuff?! You're inhuman!" [[spoiler:UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump]]
315** "[[MemeticMutation Was that the bite of '87?!]]" [[spoiler:Creator/{{Markiplier}}]]
316** "Oh, you bitch; [[GroinAttack you bit my whole manhood off! Aaaaaaagh…!]]" [[spoiler:Creator/JRRTolkien]]
317** "As a matter of fact, yes, it was! Oh… my pain will soon be over, but yours is only getting started; you're in some deep shit now, Rivers! Bah… Joan… I'm coming home… excelsior…" [[spoiler:Creator/StanLee]]
318** "Aaagh, no Jenner issue; this Rivers issue! Just shut the fuck up and die! Gaaaaaaah…!" [[spoiler:ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk]]
319** "Nice pussy, bub, but actually, it's not nice at all, 'cause the worst of my Weapon X flashbacks ain't Hugh Jack shit compared to your horrible cunt!" [[spoiler:ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}]]
320** "[[ProfaneLastWords Oooh… the fuck?!]]" [[spoiler:ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}]]
321** "Ow; the pain is immeasurable! You should have gone for the head… so please, for the love of God, go for the head!" [[spoiler:[[Characters/MarvelComicsThanos Thanos]]]]
322** "[[ProfaneLastWords Oooh shit… bwaaaaah!]]" [[spoiler:[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor Odinson]]]]
323** "[[ProfaneLastWords Ooow… you plastic son of a bitch!]]" [[spoiler:Creator/JoanRivers, though it's revealed that said Joan was actually [[ActuallyADoombot a proxy body using the half-digested body of]] Music/JustinBieber]]
324* ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''
325** "I will find out." [[spoiler:[=MissingNo=]. aka the Entity. He turns out to be NotQuiteDead]]
326** "Do not apologize. And do not grieve. Cannot continue speaking. Need... concentrate..." [[spoiler:Pollo. He gets better.]]
327** "They'll never change, unless we make them change." [[spoiler:Hologram Linkara]]
328** "Warning, an unauthorised entity has entered the area. Attempting to seal with in contain--" [[spoiler:Nimue. She gets better.]]
329** "Please! No! Please! I am afraid!" [[spoiler:The King of Worms]]
330** "Die... must... kill... you... hate... you!" [[spoiler:Mechakara. He CameBackWrong.]]
331** "Is this...?" [[spoiler:The piece of the Entity]]
332** "[[BigNo Noooooooooo!!!]]" [[spoiler:Lord Vyce]]
333* ''WebAnimation/BedrockPerson''
334** "I cannot die!" [[spoiler:Decay_the_Witherer]]
335** "Oh God, I'm so fucked!" [[spoiler:bedrockperson]]
336* ''Literature/BinderOfShame''
337** "You'll pay for this! You'll all pay for this! [[SpeakOfTheDevil Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!]]" [[spoiler:El Disgusto's ninja, upon being caught thieving from his comrades and being killed by Cheating Bastard. The entire inn got leveled.]]
338* ''WebVideo/{{Carmilla}}''
339** "I'm not afraid. I'm not..." [[spoiler:Danny]]
340**
341* ''WebVideo/ChadVader''
342** "Mop!" [[spoiler:Weird Jimmy]]
343** "I told you, I would protect you all. I will fight for you until ''my'' heart stops beating!" [[spoiler:Damien Nightshade]]
344* ''WebVideo/CriticalRole''
345** "No...you can't!" [[spoiler: Rimefang]]
346** "I die to rise again. We are his blood--" [[spoiler: Professor Anders, interrupted by Percy sticking his gun in his mouth]]
347** "You could have been my daughter..." [[spoiler: Lady Delilah Briarwood]]
348** "No matter what happens here, I forgive you. But I cannot let you leave." [[spoiler:Percy, before Dr. Anna Ripley kills him with her own version of the List]]
349** "I WIN!" [[spoiler: Spurt the kobold, just before meeting his end under the hammer of a giant]]
350** "How lucky I have been to have had all of you. How lucky, indeed. Thank you." [[spoiler:Vax'ildan to his friends, before departing with the Raven Queen to the hereafter.]]
351* ''WebAnimation/ADayInDraculasLife''
352** "Th-th-there's a Belmont in the castle." [[spoiler:Werewolf before he heads off to battle ''Ball''mont and get killed.]]
353** "Don't worry, Dracula, I'll take him do-oh wait no. Belmont's got me in a headlock! Oh no no, he's using the holy weapon. Eh, ah, stop stop, ah I'm dead." [[spoiler:Death, who, usually ThatOneBoss, is instead headlocked and killed quickly by Belmont]]
354** "[[SarcasmMode Aaahhh! This cannot be! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]] [[spoiler:Fucking ass.]]" [[spoiler:Dracula himself, really annoyed with Belmont]]
355* ''WebVideo/DiamandaHagan''
356** "But she's your mother! She gave birth to you!" [[spoiler:No. 700]]
357** "Sylbie. My name is Sylbie now." [[spoiler:Sheldon]]
358** "Gas? What gas?" [[spoiler:Unnamed Minion]]
359** "Me!" [[spoiler:Unnamed Minion]]
360** "That's why you're alone!" [[spoiler:Unnamed Minion]]
361* ''DickFiguresTheMovie''
362** "No no no NOOO-!" [[spoiler:Broseph. He gets better.]]
363** "''Fuck you!''" [[spoiler:Lord Takagami]]
364** "Another flight...another crash...perfect...record..." [[spoiler:Captain Crookygrin]]
365** "Shoulda seen that coming." [[spoiler:Mr Dingleberry]]
366** "[[SoProudOfYou And you...kept your elbows straight...]]" [[spoiler:Lord Takagami again.]]
367** "Then how about a reunion?!" [[spoiler:Ocho Muerte]]
368* ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog'':
369** "Captain Hammer will save us." [[spoiler:Penny.]]
370* ''WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared''
371** "Faa-'''[[KilledMidSentence Thaaaa]]'''-" [[spoiler: The Yellow Guy/Shringold/maggot thing]]
372** "[[YourHeadAsplode Wait, wha-]]" [[spoiler: Red Guy. [[UnexplainedRecovery He came back]]]]
373** "'[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I don't want to do this anymore]]!'" [[spoiler: Duck Guy. He returns for a brief second in the finale]]
374* ''WebVideo/DoomHouse'':
375** "I'm... I'm so... so... BORED!" [[spoiler:Officer Cop / The Terrorist, clutching a board]]
376* ''WebVideo/EdgarAllanPoesMurderMysteryDinnerParty''
377** "At least this dress is fab" - Lenore (who is already dead at the beginning of the series)
378** "You understand" - Eddie Dantes
379** "Have you all gone mad?! Are you all in on this?! I'm getting out of here." - [[spoiler: Louisa May Alcott]]
380** "Fine; I am certain we can find our way out of here." - [[spoiler: Mary Shelley]]
381** "I am not the murderer!" - [[spoiler: Fyodor Dostoevsky]]
382** "I have something important to say. You may not believe it, but I, [[spoiler: George Elliot]], am a woman!" - [[spoiler: George Elliot]]
383** "You!!" - [[spoiler: Krishanti]]
384** "I am not nobody!" - [[spoiler: Emily Dickinson]]
385** "It's...Herbert. Herbert George..." - [[spoiler: H.G. Wells]]
386** "Don't...drink...anything" - [[spoiler: Constable Jim and Constable Jimmy]]
387** "It was always you." - [[spoiler: Annabel Lee]]
388** "But I put a stop to that." - [[spoiler: Eddie Dantes (for real this time!)]]
389* ''EmoBreakup''
390** "I think you should. It sounds like he really loves you." [[spoiler: Bikini-Beaten Up-Kidnapped Whore]]
391* ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''
392** "ButWaitTheresMore" [[spoiler:Billy Mays]]
393** "I built a legacy, son, you could never stop it. Now excuse me [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence while I turn Heaven a profit.]]" [[spoiler:Steve Jobs]]
394** "Perhaps... you'd like... another... prepare to meet your..." [[spoiler: [[Series/DoctorWho The 10th Doctor]]. He gets better via time travel]]
395** "I AM [[spoiler:[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler ADOLF-]]]]- [[spoiler:[[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe Hitler]]]]?"
396** "So you louts can lick my ass, thus, with a diss I die." [[spoiler:[[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Romeo Montague]]]]
397** "Sheath yourself inside my heart, and like the beat, I drop." [[spoiler:[[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Juliet Capulet]]]]
398** "Just [[spoiler:Bonnie]]," [[spoiler:[[Film/BonnieAndClyde Bonnie Parker]]]]
399** "[[KilledMidSentence And-]]" [[spoiler:[[Film/BonnieAndClyde Clyde Barrow]]]]
400** "Oh, the pain is unbearable! My stomach's riddled with holes!" [[spoiler:UsefulNotes/AlexanderTheGreat]]
401** "I'd keep ripping you to shreds, but I'll take a break instead and just rest my little head." [[spoiler:UsefulNotes/FrederickTheGreat]]
402** "What about me? [[spoiler:Pompey!]] Yeah!" [[spoiler:UsefulNotes/PompeyTheGreat]]
403* ''WebVideo/FalloutNukaBreak''
404** "Jackpot." [[spoiler:Trader Vic]]
405** "Thank you! Jackpot!" [[spoiler:Red, [[ImplacableMan probably]]]]
406** "I should have put you down the first time!" [[spoiler:Daniels]]
407** "This isn't up for debate, James. Get out of here!" [[spoiler:Benjamin Elbridge]]
408** "[[PowerupLetdown Really...]]" [[spoiler:Twig, [[DisneyDeath fortunately, it doesn't stick]]]]
409** "I... I... lo-" [[spoiler:Leon Swallow]]
410* ''WebAnimation/TheFrolloShow'' (does not include any deaths that were removed from [[ReCut The Frollo Cut]]):
411** "I will destroy your bomb!" [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney Claude Frollo]]. He got better.]]
412** "You idiot, if you do that you will kill us both!" [[spoiler: Achmed Frollo... for now]]
413** "Give me that... this will be awesome!" [[spoiler: Hans Frollo. He got better.]]
414** "Someone call 9-1-1, cause I was [[{{Pun}} R.O.B.bed]]!" [[spoiler: WebVideo/TheIrateGamer. He got better.]]
415** "So this was supposed to be the final battle? Wow, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor I was wishing for more of a challenge]]." [[spoiler: The Irate Gamer. He got better... again.]]
416** "Please! Let me go! Please... have mercy... have mercy..." [[spoiler: Yusuf. He got better.]]
417** "[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Argh! He's not gonna get away with this!]]" [[spoiler: Achmed Frollo. He's back again.]]
418** "Her sword was enough!" [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Gwonam]]. He got better.]]
419** "My what a pity... what a let down... Your angel weapon... can't hurt a clown! Hahahaha... Gentlemen!" [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/CarnEvil Umlaut]]. He got better.]]
420** "I am all powerful!" [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Jafar]]. He got better.]]
421** "[[BattleCry BACK! HWWWEERRRGH!]]" [[spoiler: Best Hercules. He got better.]]
422** "Fucking cunt!" [[spoiler: [[Series/SpartacusBloodAndSand Batiatus]]. He got better.]]
423** "It's no use!" [[spoiler: Jafar. He actually dies after Tommy Wiseau and Corset, but this is his last line of dialogue before his death.]]
424** "What are you laughing at, [[spoiler:Fegelein]] ripoff?" [[spoiler: [[WebVideo/HitlerRants Hitler]]. It doesn't last.]]
425*** "Dressed up like this... in such a crowded place!" [[spoiler: Hitler's not-so-final thoughts]]
426** "NO! I'm dead! You see this?" [[spoiler: [[Film/TheRoom2003 Tommy Wiseau]]. Starting from this line, deaths do stick.]]
427** "I CURSE... MY PLAAANS!!!" [[spoiler: [[Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt Corset]]]]
428** "Ahhh, home sweet home! It's good to be back where things are normal!" [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/DarkStalkers Pyron]]]]
429** "He's leaving himself open." [[spoiler: Dmitri Frollo]]
430** "Don't worry [[spoiler: Ib]]... We already fought demons, dictators... We'll get through this simple stab... And we'll go for those macaroons..." [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/{{Ib}} Garry]]]]
431** "Do not fuck me..." [[spoiler: Batiatus]]
432** "Holy shit!" [[spoiler: Achmed Frollo]]
433** "I'm coming brother!" [[spoiler: Yusuf]]
434** "Excuse me? I don't bow down for no one!" [[spoiler: The Irate Gamer, once again]]
435** "We shall endure this eternity... Comrade." [[spoiler: [[UsefulNotes/JosefStalin Stalin]]]]
436** "But the last time..." [[spoiler: Hans Frollo, for real this time.]]
437** "Let's have a pause of my life... so I can finally rest." [[spoiler: Jaime Maussan]]
438** "Aw jeez, that's really morbid, just real bummer... we're all gonna eventually die! We're all gonna die at some point... you can't- you can't escape death... I'm gonna miss you all..." [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Lemongrab]]]]
439* ''Roleplay/AGameOfGods'':
440** "May the Force be with you, Link - always..." [[spoiler: Galen]]
441** "Sayonara, bug face; you've had your fill...now choke on it!" [[spoiler: Kisame]]
442** "Tomoya... I am sorry I couldn't save her... I thought I could change the fate's design... please... don't hurt me!" [[spoiler: The Original Phi]]
443** "Na... Nagisa..." [[spoiler: Phi]]
444** "Until Then, Insects, I'll Be Seeing You On The Next Front. ENJOY YOUR REST WHILE YOU CAN!" [[spoiler: Digamma]]
445* GapozFilms
446** "She's never going to get away with this." [[spoiler:Claire]]
447** "Please, don't hurt me! Damn it! (crys) No! No! Please, God! No! No! Please!" [[spoiler:Payton]]
448*** "I don't give a fuck-in-a-bucket about what you think, it's about what '''I''' think, and I think you're both gonna rot in jail over this." [[spoiler:Payton in the remake]]
449* ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag''
450** "No means no...." [[spoiler:The VCR rape robot that was raped to death by Fuck-Bot 5000, another rape robot]]
451** "No... no... No! No! NO! NO! NOOO, WHY? WHY? Oh, my midichlorians can't take it!" [[spoiler:Creator/GeorgeLucas]]
452* ''WebVideo/HalfLifeButTheAIIsSelfAware'':
453** "Wait. Hold on." [[spoiler:Forzen. [[UncertainDoom Maybe.]]]]
454** "This isn't fair! [[DullSurprise NO-uh. NO-uh.]] AUUUGH! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!]]" [[spoiler:Benrey. [[UnexplainedRecovery He gets]] [[BackFromTheDead better.]]]]
455* ''WebVideo/JakeAndAmir''
456** "No, Amir! Not like this! Not... like... goigle..." [[spoiler:Cocksmoke Dingleberry Tiny Penis All-Male Orgy Fudge out of a Hole into Your Own Mouth Anthony Smith, AKA Doobs]]
457* ''WebVideo/{{KateModern}}''
458** "I swear to god, Steve, if you do not turn that fucking thing off, I'm gonna rip your fucking heart out and feed it to you!" [[spoiler:Rupert]]
459** "What have I warned you about finishing people off? See, I've had to finish people off. Like I finished your mate [[spoiler:Kate]] off. Eh? Do you want to see her final blog?" [[spoiler:Patient 12]]
460* ''WebVideo/{{Jreg}}''
461** “Just because I’m less extreme than you doesn’t mean I don’t have values”. [[spoiler: Socialist, at least what [[UnreliableNarrator Commie]] says his last words were.]]
462** NOOOOOO- [[spoiler: Political Nihilist]]
463** [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh fuck]]. [[spoiler: Anarcho-Communism, shortly before suffering a DeathOfPersonality at the hands of Ape Political.]]
464** “God.” [[spoiler: Conservative, though he turns out to be NotQuiteDead.]]
465** “HUURRRRRRRR-“ [[spoiler: Ape Political]]
466** “GOD NO!” [[spoiler: Anti-Radical, dying via Ancap’s GunsAkimbo.]]
467** [[CallBack “You know, I always wanted to die..in a war”.]] [[spoiler: Nazi, though this turns out to be a near-death experience as Conservative arrives in the nick of time to save Nazi.]]
468** “The room is so dark.” [[spoiler: [=JReg=] Gaming]]
469** “Impossible!” [[spoiler: Yale Journal of Regulation]]
470** “[=AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa=]-“ [[spoiler: Pan-Africanism, being turned into an Impossible Ideology Monster]]
471** “You Luddite [[ElectronicSpeechImpediment biiiitch...]]” [[spoiler: Posthumanism, formerly Transhumanism]]
472** “[[spoiler: Anprim’s]] life was short...yet meaningful. Moon God...I am coming.” [[spoiler: Anarcho-Primitivism, dying in Anarcho-Monarchism’s arms.]]
473* ''WebAnimation/TheLeetWorld''"
474-->[[spoiler:'''Ahmad:''']] I guess I was just a noob to the end.
475-->'''Cortez:''' No, [[spoiler:Ahmad]], I know now that you are the greatest badass the world has ever known.
476-->[[spoiler:'''Ahmad:''']] Awesome...
477** "Well, shit." [[spoiler:The Producer]]
478** "Your friend, The Producer, is---" [[spoiler:Mendosa, before Westheimer kills him]]
479* ''WebVideo/{{lonelygirl15}}''
480** "I... I, um, I better go now. Good luck guys. Bye." [[spoiler:Bree]]
481** "[[spoiler:Claire]], show these ingrates who I am." [[spoiler:the Rogue Elder]]
482** "Sorry! I'm sorry!" [[spoiler:Claire]]
483** "Jonas, get down!" [[spoiler:Gina]], TakingTheBullet
484** "You know, what I realize now is someone's gonna kill me. Now whether it's you or them, it doesn't matter." [[spoiler:Carl]]
485** "Jonas... Jonas... Goodbye." [[spoiler:Lucy, who turns out to be NotQuiteDead]]
486** "I can't." [[spoiler:Nadia Dalton]]
487* ''Literature/LoomingGaia''
488** "Evan! Son, what happened? What are you doing out here? Gods, you’ve been possessed! What kind of hob magic is this? Son?" [[spoiler:Foster Atlas, before being eaten by Bigbad]]
489** “I care so much for you both. You believe you fight to protect me, but you’re hurting me as much as you’re hurting eachother. You’re stupid, lovestruck fools, the two of you!” [[spoiler:Itanya, who Lukas shot by accident]]
490** “Get out! Get out of my house or I’ll—!” [[spoiler:Nemeto Zasawan, killed by slave traffickers]]
491** “Nemeto! Oh, gods, no!” [[spoiler:Riona Lumina, killed by slave traffickers]]
492** “I shall die, but I shall take you down with me!” [[spoiler:The skorpius from "Tomb of the Skorpius", killed by the Freelance Good Guys]]
493** “Please, don’t! Just give me another chance, Master! Please!” [[spoiler:Gazwan, killed by Mankind's Disgrace for not providing enough gold]]
494** “For Mankind’s Disgrace, Divine of Hatred!” “For Mankind’s Disgrace, Lord of Fear!” “For Mankind’s Disgrace, Champion of War!” “For Mankind’s Disgrace, King of Violence!” “For Mankind’s Disgrace, Overlord of Torment!” [[spoiler:Pyriads sacrificing themselves for Mankind's Disgrace]]
495** “No, no! Plea—” [[spoiler:Disgrace's blacksmith foreman before being killed by Disgrace for failing him]]
496** "Don’t just stand there! Help me…!" [[spoiler:Orchid, who the Freelance Good Guys leave to be eaten by western greenworms]]
497** "Horrid, despicable traitor!" [[spoiler:Bright Keeper, killed by Solveig]]
498** "Of course not. I’m no fool—you promised you’d return for me." [[spoiler:Hemming, who Mr. Ocean leaves to drown; [[ExactWords He promised to bring him out of his underwater cave, but not back to the surface]].]]
499** "So promise my memory that you won’t. Otherwise I will never be at peace." [[spoiler:Solveig, before dying of old age.]]
500** "You lying, meddlesome pest! Do you realize what you’ve done? Because of you, all the world will be thrown into chaos! Your people will die, my people will bow to a tyrant, and I will ''never see my family again!'' I’ll kill you for this, and every one of your pathetic little friends will follow!" [[spoiler:Roach, killed by Mr. Ocean. Being a divine, he eventually comes back.]]
501** "You’re my kinda peddler! C’mon, sweetheart!" [[spoiler:A Taybiyan satyr, before being killed by Dario Dusk]]
502** "I’m starvin’ to death, you bastard! What’s the point in keepin’ me here just to die? Kill me or feed me! But quit fuckin’ with me, you hear?" [[spoiler:A satyr from the Dusks' blood dungeon, killed by Dimitri]]
503** "Oh my! That’s ''a lot'' of hair!" [[spoiler:Vampiric rose limniad, shot by Lukas]]
504** "We’re under attack! Lockdown! Lockdo--!" [[spoiler:Vampiric clover limniad, shot by Lukas]]
505** "No! Get away from there! Take one more step and I’ll bite every last one of you! You wretched whores!" [[spoiler:Another vampiric limniad, shot by Zeffer and Lukas]]
506** "Guards, guards! Help us! Please help us! They’re—" [[spoiler:Sabrani, killed by Disgrace's soldiers]]
507** "W-what is this horrible place?" [[spoiler:Kindness, killed when Disgrace destroys her Tome of Infinity.]]
508** "No, please! It will tell you nothing, for you are not meant to know! Please let us go! You have nothing to gain from this senseless cruelty!" [[spoiler:Eloquence, who suffers the same fate as Kindness.]]
509** "Thank you." [[spoiler:Morganya, killed by Lukas with the Divine Executioner.]]
510** "I’m the owner of this property! Get out of here! I don’t care who your master is, I’ll kill you if I have to!" [[spoiler:An Evangelite farmer, killed by Elska]]
511** "Gods damn you!" [[spoiler:An Evangelite patrolman, killed by Elska]]
512** "We just need to inspect the slave for damages, and then we’ll determine if you’re eligible for an exchange or refund. What problems is it having, exactly?" [[spoiler:A Kelvingyard officer, who Big Philly kicks to death.]]
513** "Damn! Poor guy! What kind of drugs did they give him? Looks like he went mad and tore himself apart!" [[spoiler:Boris, a guard from the World Athenaum's lycanthrope laboratory, killed by a werewolf]]
514** "Oh! Wait, Boris, wait—!" [[spoiler:A dworf guard from the World Athenaum's lycanthrope laboratory, killed by Evan]]
515** "S-sick bastard…you got no mother…you got no heart…!" [[spoiler:One of Dario Dusk's "bloodbags", who Zeffer gives a MercyKill.]]
516** "Ah! Shit!" [[spoiler:A Folkvaran satyr officer killed by Dario Dusk]]
517** "I don’t want to break your nice furniture, sir." [[spoiler:Dogrut, a Folkvaran ogre officer poisoned by Dario Dusk]]
518** "Where are you?" [[spoiler:Brygian, a Folkvaran centaur officer killed by Dario Dusk]]
519** "Zeffer, my dear, sweet boy…You don’t have to do this! Please, we are both intelligent, rational men. We can discuss—" [[spoiler:Dario Dusk, killed by Zeffer.]]
520** "Come on, I want to see what you got. Something embarrassing, I hope." [[spoiler:Lukas, accidentally killed by a hitman sent for Zeffer. Zeffer resurrects him with the Edge of Second Chances.]]
521** "I don’t know! Honest, I don’t! Someone put an anonymous hit in you, paid through the mail and everything! Y-you win, okay? I forfeit the contract! I won’t trouble you no more, I promise! Just please, let me go!" [[spoiler:A hitman sent to kill Zeffer, who he kills with the Edge of Second Chances to revive Lukas.]]
522** "Mine! Give it!" [[spoiler:Changeling Azadora, who Balthazaar stomps to death upon finding out that his brother was abusive to the real Azadora.]]
523** "First, you need to get these clowns out of here. Then, you need to take off those clothes and show me what you got. If you got it, I got you." [[spoiler:Woodborne's whoremonger Falki, killed by Deanne.]]
524** "You’re nothing but a damn crook with a badge! Gaia help your lousy, rotten soul, you creep! Your superiors will be hearing about this when I get to Morsereg!" [[spoiler:A Matuzan merchant who Zeffer robs for supplies to save Evan from spriggans, and kills when he threatens to report him]]
525** "Hey, look, you guys got the wrong impression of me. I might do a little slavin’ on the side, but on the books I’m an oil man! Wokina wants petrol, I bring ‘em petrol. I’m doin’ that whole region a service, you know! Not many got the balls to deliver cargo to a shit-hole like that! So what if I sling a few bodies here ‘n there? It’s a dangerous job, sometimes I lose men ‘n cargo, and I gotta recoup my losses somehow! That’s just business!" [[spoiler:Mr. Slink, captain of a ship taking the Freelance Good Guys to Wokina and a secret slave trader, who Evan throws overboard]]
526** "You didn’t understand a word I said. Typical. If you won’t let her die with dignity, then I will!" [[spoiler:A faunae who Isaac meets in the Redsnake Canyons, shot by Annagrok]]
527** "Damn, it’s stuck alright. Tell your colleagues to quit stuffing shit in here all willy-nilly! I bet a crate fell behind the door again." [[spoiler:Junior Officer Huxley, an Oceanic Resistance dorikori soldier who Alaine kills and steals her uniform]]
528** "Er, is there a problem, soldier?" [[spoiler:An elven technician enslaved by the Resistance, who Alaine kills to give Jeimos a disguise]]
529** "Drop your weapon and put your hands up! You are under arrest!" [[spoiler:A cecaelian soldier killed by Alaine and Jeimos]]
530* ''Podcast/TheMagnusArchives'':
531** "FOUND HIM." [[spoiler:Alan Partridge, via a text message.]]
532** "Hello? I see you! Show yourself!" [[spoiler:Sasha James]]
533** "Right, well... I'll just leave you to it, then." [[spoiler:The original Helen Richardson]]
534** "[[spoiler:Elias]], it doesn't have to be like--" [[spoiler:Jurgen Leitner]]
535** "I thought you said you came alone." [[spoiler:Michael Crew]]
536** "...Oh. Oh no." [[spoiler:Michael]]
537** "Ooh, pretty scary! If you can, that is!" [[spoiler:Hope]]
538** "That's not funny!" [[spoiler:Nikola Orsinov]]
539** "I know." [[spoiler:Tim Stoker]]
540** "If you see Mary again, tell her- No. I guess there’s not really anything else to say." [[spoiler: Eric Delano, before Gertrude destroys the book page he is bound to]]
541** "Goodbye, [[spoiler:Gertrude]]. May you find your rest where no shadows are cast, and no eyes may see you slumber." [[spoiler: Adelard Dekker, via a letter.]]
542** "Well, there it is. Thought it would hurt more." [[spoiler:Gertrude Robinson]]
543** "Leave... me... ''alone!''" [[spoiler:Peter Lukas]]
544** "No! No, please, no!" [[spoiler: The Not-them]]
545** "You’re not better than me!" [[spoiler: Jude Perry]]
546** "Grow well, my darlings. Grow well." [[spoiler: Jared Hopworth]]
547** "Basira!" [[spoiler:Alice "Daisy" Tonner]]
548** "Whatever." [[spoiler:Breekon]]
549** "You’re no different – you are no different from me! You can’t save anyone... no! ''[[BigNo NO!]]''" [[spoiler:Helen (The Distortion)]]
550** "Good... luck." [[spoiler:Jonah Magnus]]
551* ''WebVideo/MarbleHornets'':
552** "Hey, man, you okay? You need some help?" [[spoiler: Bearded Man/Beardy.]]
553** "Alex...? ''Alex...!''" [[spoiler: Jay Merrick.]]
554** "Do you see how it spreads...? If they're still alive, you have to kill them, and then yourself." [[spoiler: Alex Kralie.]]
555* WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment:
556** "But I'm [[spoiler:the Juggernaut]], biiiiiiiiiitttcchhhh..." [[spoiler:The Juggernaut]]
557* WebVideo/TheMonumentMythos:
558** "Since I have been writing today, the thing with Papa's eyes [[DeathGlare has been looking at me]]". [[spoiler:Nina Crawford, shortly before getting cut up by Freedom.]]
559** "No, no, not now. I'm leaving now. I won't bother you. No, no...[[RapidFireNo No! No! No! No! No!]]". [[spoiler: Maya Arnoldson]]
560** "Forgive me." [[spoiler:President John D. Rockefeller]]
561** "I'm sorry, Pa. I'm sorry, Ma. I'm sorry, friends. I'm sorry Leonard. I'm sorry Everett. Please remember me. Please, please remember me." [[spoiler:Virginia Arnoldson, before getting a second lobotomy that left her unable to speak.]]
562** "[[TemptingFate I hope I see you soon, Dad]]. [[spoiler:Lauren Arnoldson/Doctor Disturbing II]]
563** "[[MeaningfulEcho Remember me. ]] For Everett. For Virginia. For America. [[spoiler:Leonard W. Morlin]]
564** "Ed? What the hell are you waiting for man? Blast her!" [[spoiler:John Glenn]]
565** "OH MY GOD! AHHHHHHHHH-" [[spoiler:Alice Avenue, though it's later claimed that she's NotQuiteDead.]]
566** "I'm recording now. Tell me ''everything''." [[spoiler:Ed Dwight]]
567** "[[WeCanRuleTogether Join our kingdom, and become a prince]]. Rule alongside me! Rule with our king! [[spoiler:Luna]]
568** "No one will feel pain. No one will be killed. This world will be [[ShowWithinAShow fictionalized]]." [[spoiler:Richard Nixon/The Moon God]]
569* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'':
570* "Come closer... KIRK'S THE BEST!" [[spoiler:Nella. She CameBackWrong]]
571** "So what if there was collateral damage! We needed that sun, it was delicious!" [[spoiler:Dark Nella]]
572* ''Podcast/ThePenumbraPodcast'':
573** "Oh, [[spoiler:Peter]]... oh, my boy..." [[spoiler:Mag Ransom]]
574** "No! I can't die! I'll never die!" [[spoiler:Miasma]]
575** "I'm the smartest! I beat you! I can beat... anybody..." [[spoiler:The Proctor]]
576** "The hell is that noise?" [[spoiler:Yasmin Swift]]
577** "Don't lie to me, I know it's out here! I've been looking for this for too long! I know it. I believed." [[spoiler:Pilot Pereyra]]
578** "It's too late. You've got nothing now, and I've still got the only one anybody can ever rely on, see? And I'd just like to see you try to take that away from me, P.I. I'd like to see you try." [[spoiler:Piranha]]
579** "Please, Juno, tell me how to make it work. Because if I can't pay that debt in guilt, if I can't feel for once like the good I've done finally outweighs the suffering..." [[spoiler:Ramses O'Flaherty [[DeadManWriting (via a written note)]]]]
580** "Just listen. Every note counts." [[spoiler:M'tendere]]
581** "Director! What are you-" [[spoiler:Agent G]]
582* ''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''
583** "Phelous, I sent you to my nightmare, ''Incubus''. What did you think of it?" [[spoiler:Evil Phelous]]
584* WebVideo/ProZD
585** "You are a dickweed..." [[spoiler:Archibald]]
586** "Tomoko... that's a mystery that only you can solve... by the end of episode 26." [[spoiler:Lamp-sempai]]
587** "[[VillainSong Who cares if those orphans were sad it feels good to be bad!]]" [[spoiler:King Dragon]]
588** "So, you've finally arrived. Well... you'll never save Prince Horace. I, [[spoiler:King Dragon]], will-" [[spoiler:King Dragon]]
589* ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'':
590** ''Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)'':
591*** "You will not consume me. I will have both of your souls ingested in the Grand Slam!" [[spoiler: The Grand Slam]]
592*** "You are still my bitch." [[spoiler: Blaze the Cat]]
593*** "Now I have all the colors of the rainbow, and I can unleash my true gay power! Ahahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now ''everyone's'' my boyfriend! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" [[spoiler: Mephiles the Dark]]
594** ''Marvel's Spider-Man'':
595*** "Do it, you won't!" [[spoiler: Aunt May. Peter Parker is distraught to see her choose these as her last words.]]
596** ''Resident Evil 2'':
597*** "If only I'd said something to prevent my ''demiiise!''" [[spoiler: Sheriff Daniel Cortelli]]
598*** "I was there! At [[RunningGag the founding of UPS! Such a beautiful year...]][[note]]UPS was founded in 1907[[/note]]" [[spoiler: Officer Elliot Edward]]
599*** "Give me... Give me my account back! [[UndignifiedDeath I've been shitting for thirteen days!]]" [[spoiler: Marvin "[=FloppyFeet=]" Branagh]]
600*** "Hang on, dude, I'm sorry, I'm really scared. I was just doing a bit. I'm ''really'' fucking scared right now, dude. Oh my god-" [[spoiler: Ben Bertolucci]]
601*** "YOU MOTHERFUCKER! The Lunchables! ''The Lunchables!'' He... He gave me the leftovers! Uugh... God ''damnit!''" [[spoiler: Brian Irons/[=FloppyFeet=]'s Bad Thoughts]]
602*** "Oh, you're into vore? I like that too!" [[spoiler: The Vore Demon]]
603*** "Thank you... ''UUUUURGH!!!''" [[spoiler: Annette Birkin[=/=][=FloppyFeet=]'s Responsibility]]
604*** "Much like the spine of Charlotte's Web's book... My spine has been torn... asunder..." [[spoiler: Mr. X]]
605*** "I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN A ''BURNING HELL!!!''" [[spoiler: William Birkin/"The Lunchables"/[=FloppyFeet=]'s Chaos]]
606** ''Until Dawn'':
607*** "If any of the other guys at the cabin ever get cold... ''tell them to get fuuucked!''" [[spoiler: Beth Washington]]
608*** "Wait, wait, wait, don't shoot! Don't... AUGH!" [[spoiler: Jimmy the Talking Padlock]]
609* ''WebVideo/TheRemarkableJourneyOfHigginsVonHiggings''
610** "Let's finish this!" [[spoiler:Higgins von Higgings]]
611** "You're mine!" [[spoiler:Corporal Tyrannis]]
612* ''ReservoirCats''
613** "Stop!" [[spoiler:Cop #1]]
614** "Got a light?" [[spoiler:Blonde]]
615** "I've got blood everywhere! Fuck. I'm fucking blind!" [[spoiler:Brown]]
616** "What the fuck are they waiting for? The fucking sick fuck. She fucking slashed my face. She's cut my fucking tit off, I'm deformed!" [[spoiler:Officer Gina Fellows]]
617** "You don't need proof when you got instinct. I ignored it before, but no more." [[spoiler:Jo Cabot]]
618** "Lara, stop pointing that fucking gun at my mum!" [[spoiler:Edwina Cabot]]
619** "No." [[spoiler:Louise Brooke / Orange]]
620** "I'm sorry, kid. Looks like... we're going to do... a little time." [[spoiler:White]]
621* ''Roleplay/RubyQuest'':
622** "The systems I'm hooked up to have replaced most of my bodily functions and will easily keep me conscious against the tranquilizer. You do not want the person in charge of security to be against you. I have asked nicely, I have helped you come this far, but now I am putting my foot down. I will lock doors, activate traps, and seal rooms if you persist. This time, I'm not going to give you a choice. You have to end my life now. There is no other option." [[spoiler: Bella]], paraphrased
623** "I am going to cut the bad out of both of you. Until you are as clean as I am." [[spoiler: Filbert]], paraphrased (doesn't die directly after this, but does become incoherent and says nothing else)
624* ''Literature/SailorNothing''
625** "I'm sorry, sir. I did what I had to do." [[spoiler:Ohta]]
626** "You're like her... You have the same willpower she does when she loses herself..." [[spoiler:Magnificent Kamen / Dark General Radon]]
627** "I want all of this to end, for her and for me. Thank you, Himei... when you see her... tell her Aoshi forgave her." [[spoiler:Dark General Argon]]
628** "I don't want to be this monster anymore. I've lost him forever. All I feel is hurt. All I can do is hurt. Please... please..." [[spoiler:The Dark Queen]]
629* ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz''
630** "Thank you, everybody. Please, help yourself to a complimentary table knife and dig in." [[spoiler: Chet Shaft, who died after being murdered by Steel Wool (as opposed to just being murdered). He eventually gets better.]]
631** "I did it." [[spoiler: Steel Wool, confessing to the murders he committed in "The Great Mysteries of Gaming". He gets sentenced to death, but later gets better.]]
632** "Oh, not my leg day legs! I need them for leg days!" [[spoiler: Wendy’s Employee, murdered by a possessed [=PlayStation=] memory card]]
633* ''[[http://www.sodor-island.net/sifproductions/audio.html SIF Audio Productions]]''
634** The Twin Engines
635*** "I wish...I'd never...thought of this! Make sure...you will avenge me!" [[spoiler:The Spiteful Brakevan]]
636** Mountain Engines
637*** "No! I need that! No! Stop! I'm fine! I'll be out soon! I'll be good! [[BigNo NOOO!]]" [[spoiler:Godred]]
638* ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''
639** "Change?! Ya got change?! Aw, come on help a guy out! Have a heart, would ya?!" [[spoiler:Spencer D. Bum]]
640* ''WebAnimation/SuperMarioBrosZ''
641** "Chaos Emerald? What's a Chaos Emerald??? No wait!!! STOP!!!!" [[spoiler:An unlucky Goomba]]
642** "Dude, we would have got here sooner if you weren't using that gadget upside down." [[spoiler:Black Ninjakoopa]]
643** "Dude! That's our radar!" [[spoiler:Yellow Ninjakoopa]]
644** "Yeah dude. We stole that radar fair and square. So it belongs to us!" [[spoiler:Green Ninjakoopa]]
645** "Are you okay Red? You don't look too good." [[spoiler:Axem Pink]]
646** "Owww... bummer..." [[spoiler:Red Ninjakoopa]]
647** "Yo Red. Are you okay?" [[spoiler:Axem Green]]
648** "Yo, Red. What does the scouter say about his power level?" [[spoiler:Axem Black]]
649** "With pleasure." [[spoiler:Axem Yellow]]
650** "I'll be the one who'll shut YOU up!" [[spoiler:Axem Red]]
651* ''Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest'' ([[ThereCanBeOnlyOne Given the premise,]] [[LongRunner and how long it ran,]] [[TheLongList prepare for a long list]])
652** "Die!" [[spoiler:Jacob Starr]]
653** "You... son of a bitch!" [[spoiler:David Jackson]]
654** "You...you compared me to Aki Berg..." [[spoiler:Cody Jenson]]
655** "I know you’re in here! Might as well come out and spare me the trouble of hunting you down like animals!" [[spoiler:Franco Sebberts]]
656** "From the sack to the grave, always a Fist, and always a friend...in this world and the next, right Bryan? [[spoiler:Seth Mattlock]]
657** "What do I do..." [[spoiler:Damien Carter-Madison]]
658** "Shouldn't... care about impressing other people... people like you for you... I like you... for you." [[spoiler: Whitney Acosta]]
659** "I know you want me to win, [[spoiler:Whit]]... but I can't. I'm sorry..." [[spoiler:Ricky Callahan]]
660** "I really am sorry, but you have to die... we all have to die here... that's just fate." [[spoiler:Mariavel Varella]]
661** "I hope I can make a dramatic exit that doesn't involve a life-threatening explosion!" [[spoiler:Carson Baye]]
662** "I LOVE YOU MOM!" [[spoiler:Anna Kateridge]]
663** SO LONG, SUCKERS. TRY AND CATCH ME NOW! [[spoiler:Quincy Archer's last ''written'' words.]]
664** "Don't let her seek revenge... It wasn't Reiko's fault... Don't hold any anger towards her... Just help Violetta... That's all..." [[spoiler: Cyrille [=LaBlanche=]]]
665** "Good...luck..." [[spoiler: Petrushka Ivanova]]
666** "Jay....I...know...now...you...did that all...for me...didn't you? It...was...all...for...me..." [[spoiler: Paige Single]]
667** "So...I guess...I'm going to heaven after all..." [[spoiler: Maria Santiago]]
668** "MOMMY IT HURTS! IT HURTS!" [[spoiler: Amber Whimsy]]
669** "So please.... just run. I don't deserve to live..." [[spoiler: Dawne Jiang]]
670** "Title..." [[spoiler: Eva Lancaster]]
671** "You FUCKING DYKE!! This is the thanks I get for FUCKING HELPING your PUSSY ass?! Well FUCK YOU!" [[spoiler: Jaclyn Krusche]]
672** "Goodbye." [[spoiler: Hermione Miller]]
673** "I love you...and goodbye." [[spoiler: Violetta Lindsburg]]
674** "[[spoiler:S-Sarah]], get the fuck away from me with that thing! Seriously!" [[spoiler: Miranda Merchant]]
675** "Just shoot straight, okay? Don't worry, I won't scream or anything. And...um, thank you, [[spoiler:Sam]]." [[spoiler: Simon Fletcher]]
676** "Clio?" [[spoiler: Luke Templeton]]
677** "Always cheat, always win." [[spoiler:Ethan Kent]]
678** "Don't blame yourself... th-... people make mistakes. D-Doesn't mean you're any less of a good guy!" [[spoiler:Craig Hoyle]]
679** "I forgive you." [[spoiler:Owen Rothschild]]
680** "You fucking b-" [[spoiler:John Rizzolo]]
681** "YOU WIN THIS TIME, GRAAAVIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-"
682*** "-YYYYYYY" [[spoiler: Richard Han]]
683** "Do you want to kiss me?" [[spoiler: Jennifer Romita]]
684** "I...Simon, just run, Simon. Just...live." [[spoiler: Clio Gabriella]]
685** "Mum...?...Mum..." [[spoiler: Raine Schwarz]]
686** "Just... wake... up...please..." [[spoiler: Ridley Landon]]
687** "I'm sorry Alice. I wish we had more time." [[spoiler: Victoria Logan]]
688** "Just survive, OK? Get home." [[spoiler: Ben Powell]]
689** ''"No."'' [[spoiler: Alexander Seymour]]
690** ""MARTY, RUN!" [[spoiler: Joshua Krakowski]]
691** "Don't cry. Don't cry." [[spoiler: Kyle Portmann]]
692** "I don't regret a thing." [[spoiler: Logan Reynolds]]
693--> [[spoiler: '''Marion Summers:''']] “No, you’re wrong it was definitely eight. Three and three and then two.”
694--> ([[spoiler: Bill]] looks at the gun, and fires at Marion)
695--> [[spoiler: '''Bill Davis:''']] “See, I told you it was only seven. Three plus TWO plus two...plus one.
696** “Don’t let this bitch walk. She’s helping Polanski screw us all. If I don’t get to go home, their bitch asses don’t get to go home either.” [[spoiler: [=Aislyn McCreery=]]]
697** "I love you, Tony." [[spoiler: Sofia Martelli]]
698** "You cow." [[spoiler: Janet Claymont]]
699** “You two can figure out what you wanna do with him... I think I'm gonna sit this decision out.” [[spoiler: JJ Sturn]]
700** "Goodbye, Sarah Tan. Stay safe for me." [[spoiler: Stacy Hart]]
701** "There was this pain in my heart that day that I had never felt before. Remember. The vet let me hold her before they pressed the needle in. When I left her she gave me this look of profound betrayal as if I had been the one to kill her. I couldn't go back in. Promise me mum. Promise me you won't leave me like that. Don't let me go." [[spoiler: Sarah Atwell]]
702** "I know I'm not supposed to commit suicide, but I think it's for a good cause, maybe. This one's on you too, [[spoiler: Hayley]]." [[spoiler: Madelyn Prowers]]
703** "It's alright, Brendan...Everything's alright..." [[spoiler: Steven Hunt]]
704** "Don't let the game get to you. There's... still a way to beat it. I know there is. Just... everyone has to trust each other, and it... we can beat it." [[spoiler: Alexander Campbell]]
705** "F-fuck you." [[spoiler: Mike Maszer]]
706** "G...good...bye..." [[spoiler: Maria Graham]]
707** "Kimmy, it’s really something. You’ll- you’ll love this place!” [[spoiler: Örn “Dutchy” Ayers]]
708** "Oh fuck! I'm... I'm going to die! One of you... help me, god damn it! I don't... I don't want to fucking die!" [[spoiler: Milo Taylor]]
709** “Sssshhh…I understand…it’s all okay.” [[spoiler: Annaliese Hanson]]
710** "Lilly..." [[spoiler:[[BigBad Victor Danya]]]]
711** "Take this... Tabi's parents... give it to them. Please." [[spoiler:Ivan Kuznetsov]]
712** "It's okay. Kimberly -- it's all going to be okay." [[spoiler:Ilario Fiametta III]]
713* ''Website/SCPFoundation''
714** "Mom. Dad. [[spoiler:Ari]]. I'm sorry." [[spoiler:Dr. Logan Igotta, SCP-001: S.D. Locke's Proposal]]
715** "No. We had no idea who he w-" [[spoiler:Dipesh Spivak, SCP-001: Tufto's Proposal]]
716** "You...son of a--!" [[spoiler:SCP-083-D]]
717** "Phew, that thing was buried! Still, nothing...I...what is...WWWWWHAAA--" [[spoiler:SCP-1016-D]]
718** "So, I was going to bed, and my brother told me, 'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin and suck your blood!'" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!" [[spoiler: A D-Class killed by [[ProducePelting SCP-504]]]]
719** "THIS WASNT WHAT I WAS PROMISED." [[spoiler:Randolph Metzger, who was later revived as SCP-748-4]]
720** "I can't go back to this." [[spoiler:Prof. B████, after spending 200 years inside SCP-1230]]
721** "Then I am well." [[spoiler:SCP-1281]]
722** "Wait, who the hell are yo--" [[spoiler:Dr. L██████, who pissed off SCP-1337 in a ''stupid'' attempt to decommission her]]
723** "Hah! You and me both. I'm pretty tired and itchy now. Want to change my coat but I can't. Sorry for getting all weird on you earlier. I just wanted you to know that it was nice to talk to someone while it lasted." [[spoiler:SCP-1470]]
724** "Is this Hell?" (Response: "Not really.") [[spoiler:SCP-1535-1]]
725** "Why? Because fuck you, that's why!" [[spoiler:Leljud Kozlovsky, the inventor of SCP-1695]]
726** "The stars are so fucking beautiful out here, man." [[spoiler:William ███████, the driver of SCP-1958]]
727** "Oh God, finally! I can know everything! It begins with raspberries!" [[spoiler:SCP-2682]]
728** "I'm so frightened. What's ''wrong'' with me? I--" [[spoiler:Miriam Prayther/O5-7, in the recording for SCP-2718]]
729** "YOU WANT TO BE THE HERO RIGHT / THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT / YOU'RE THE HERO / SO ACT HEROIC" [[spoiler:SCP-3043]]
730** "Very well. Then let us go, my love, to pastures unknown." [[spoiler:SCP-3979-3]]
731** "There's something I need to tell you-" [[spoiler:Lilly, AKA SCP-4231-A]]
732** "Still not convinced, huh? How about I take you on a tour of the place?" [[spoiler:[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4922 [=PoI=]-4922-Prime]]]]
733** "...''disgusting''." [[spoiler:Samuel Ross, in the SCP-5000 timeline]]
734** "Oh ... so that's how it is." [[spoiler:Pietro Wilson, in the SCP-5000 timeline]]
735** "All those times I called to you... you were listening. I should never have doubted you. I'm sorry. I think I'm ready now. Everyone, please don't be alarmed. I will go first, to show you it is safe. All I ask is that you watch. For posterity." [[spoiler:[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7470 Daniel Collins]]]]
736** "For what it’s worth, Ruiz, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m--" [[spoiler:The Critic]]
737** "THAT. IS. THE PURPOSE. OF THE WORK. If you’re too stupid to not know to sit in an electric chair and pull the lever, it’s your own damn fault. Their blood is my canvas." [[spoiler:Ruiz Duchamp]]
738* ''WebAnimation/TacoMan''
739** "I believe this is the start of a beautiful-" [[spoiler:Toco-Man]]
740** "Gross me out!" [[spoiler:Megan]]
741** "No!!!!!!!" [[spoiler:Sarah]]
742* WebAnimation/TeamServiceAnnouncement:
743** "Pocket Medics":
744*** "Medic!" [[spoiler:RED Scout and RED Demoman]]
745*** "Ja." [[spoiler:RED Medic]]
746*** "TIME TO HIDE, COW-" [[spoiler:RED Heavy]]
747** "Hanging Back":
748*** "Yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kayoh!" [[spoiler:RED Engineer]]
749*** "I could do this all day!" [[spoiler:RED Sniper]]
750** "Metal and Dispensers":
751*** "Deploy a dispenser here!" [[spoiler:RED Soldier]]
752*** "Heck no." [[spoiler:RED Engineer]]
753** "The Revolver":
754*** "Well... darn." [[spoiler:BLU Engineer]]
755** "Cooperative Engineering":
756*** "It's like Christmas mornin'." [[spoiler:BLU Sniper]]
757** "Pop it, Don't Drop it":
758*** "If you know what's good for you, you will-" [[spoiler:BLU Soldier]]
759** "Unlockable Weapons":
760*** "I got a good feeling about this!" [[spoiler:BLU Soldier]]
761*** "Now this is a-" [[spoiler:BLU Sniper]]
762** "Objectives":
763*** "Uh-oh." [[spoiler:BLU Medic]]
764*** "Top shelf!" [[spoiler:BLU Spy]]
765** "The Grenade Launcher":
766*** "I got a good feeling about-" [[spoiler:BLU Soldier]]
767*** "Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!" [[spoiler:BLU Scout]]
768** "Demoknights and Battle-Medics":
769*** "Aye!" [[spoiler:BLU Demoman]]
770*** "Oktoberfest!" [[spoiler:BLU Medic]]
771*** "Oh, what's up?" [[spoiler:RED Scout]]
772** "The Kritzkrieg":
773*** "MY FLESH!" [[spoiler:RED Heavy]]
774*** "If you know what's good for you, you will run!" [[spoiler:BLU Soldier]]
775*** "RUN!" [[spoiler:RED Demoman]]
776*** "Now go!" [[spoiler:BLU Medic]]
777** "Juggling":
778*** "Here I come!" [[spoiler:BLU Heavy]]
779** "Spy Checking":
780*** "I'll see you in Hell!" [[spoiler:BLU Spy]]
781* [[WebAnimation/TomServo3 Tom's Terrifying Tales from the Toaster]]
782** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_I3ZVC8i74 Two Cow-Hating Farmers Make a Doll out of Old Sacks]]:
783*** "Thomas and Alfred are stupid." [[spoiler:The Cows]]
784*** "I'll catch up with you." [[spoiler:Thomas]]
785** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oTEFupPkHw&feature=relmfu Mi-Tie Doughty Sausage]]
786*** "You're about to die, bitch." [[spoiler:The bloody Nazi cow]]
787*** "Thank you for rescuing me. Rape me, Thomas and Alfred, you're so sexy." [[spoiler:Sam]]
788** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0WX2Ek6ANQ&feature=relmfu Aaron Kelly's Boner]]
789*** "Let's throw 'em in the [[KilledMidSentence fi-]] [[spoiler: Thomas and Alfred]]
790*** "[[Film/TheRoom2003 I'm fed up with this world!]]" [[spoiler:The fiddler]]
791*** "Ain't we having fun?" [[spoiler:Aaron]]"
792** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvQsiCdLJ7k&feature=watch_response The Bi-Curious Case of Justin Bieber]]
793*** "Shut the hell up you motherfucking jelly penis! [[spoiler:Thomas]]
794*** "[[BigNo Noooo!]] Old sacks! [[WeaksauceWeakness My one weakness!]] [[spoiler:Alfred]]
795** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZAdTNxD8xQ The Hands-Down Most Epic Scary Story Evar Told]]
796*** "It was nine o'clock in theAAAAA." [[spoiler:Dameathook]]
797*** "[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory3 He's]] just a sack of stuffing, stuffed with strawberries." [[spoiler:Thomas]]
798*** "I'nt he cute?" [[spoiler:Alfred]]
799*** [[OhCrap Oh fuck!]] [[spoiler:Lotso]]
800* ''WebAnimation/TrainsFormers''
801** "No!" [[spoiler:Megatrain]]
802** "Well flatten my funnel!" [[spoiler:Galvatrain]]
803** "You'll never catch me. Just try absorb it. I'll fly into space, and boost Sodor from orbit." [[spoiler:Unicrane]]
804** "That's awfully cute. For my friends are here, too. And I bet when ''we'' combine, that we're bigger... than... '''you'''!" [[spoiler:Diesel 10, before merging with the other diesels to form Decastator]]
805** "No! '''NO!!!'''" [[spoiler:Decastator]]
806** "You don't know what you're carrying. I'd say be both agree. But never fear, 'cause [[spoiler:Bertie]]'s here. To set the lady free!" [[spoiler:Bertie]]
807** "I may be a scarey spider, and my methods may be shady, but now you know, whether friend or foe, you never hit a... lady?!" [[spoiler:Track Arachnis]]
808** "Of cauorse I'm back. Everybody knows I'm number wo... What the-" [[spoiler:Opthomas Prime]]
809** "Big words for a little monkey." [[spoiler:Scrapwave]]
810* ''WebVideo/ShadowOfIsraphel''
811** "My lord told me I would not see you again! Taste my holy blade!" [[spoiler:Reverend_John, first time.]]
812** "Embrace the dark." [[spoiler:Reverend_John, second time.]]
813** "Oh no! A viner!" [[spoiler:Prof_Griswold in the flashbacks.]]
814** "[[IllKillYou I'LL KILL YE!]]" [[spoiler:Grimjaw_Slugface]]
815** "Hahahahaha! BURN!!" [[spoiler:Jock_Fireblast]]
816** "You will, in time. Farewell, young one." [[spoiler:Skylord_Baako]]
817** "[[TemptingFate I am good jump!]]" [[spoiler:Um_Bongo (though he didn't actually die in-game)]]
818** "Then the master will want them dead too!" [[spoiler:Skylord_Vitali]]
819** "My king, I have been refining obsidian as you request." [[spoiler:Rory_Rockhammer]]
820** "What? Who are you! Die!" [[spoiler:Kormag_Darkforge]]
821** "That tasty morsel will make a fitting meal for our god." [[spoiler:King_Finbar]]
822** "I am barely lucid now, my thoughts are not my own, but I see now that Griswold was right. [[spoiler:The sand is not evil, it is a prison for these dark machinations]]. So... itchy... My bones... They are so itchy! Like buzzing insects under my skin... Only relief... only solution... is... removal." [[spoiler:Templar_Enoch's final log entry]]
823** "We're getting separated! Heroes!!" [[spoiler:Knight_Peculier]]
824* ''WebVideo/StacheBros'':
825** "Oh, [[CassandraTruth I guess you all]] ''[[CassandraTruth were]]'' [[CassandraTruth telling the truth]]. None of you were the King. Whoops." [[spoiler:Prince Peasley II]]
826** "Next! You'll be in charge of-" [[spoiler:The King]]
827* ''WebVideo/VinesauceTomodachiLife'':
828** "Here. I want you to have this." [[spoiler: HOTDOG. [[BackForTheDead He came back just in time for the Jahns to assimilate him]].]]
829** "I've never told a lie! Not ever! Don't you believe me?" [[spoiler: [=BonziBUDDY=]]]
830** "[[Main/{{Hypocrite}} It would be so great if everyone on this island became friends.]]" [[spoiler: Dolan Duk]]
831** "OK, no prob. I'll figure something out." [[spoiler: Skelorita]]
832** "All right, I'm off. Bye!" [[spoiler: Jaxon. Although technically he didn't die, [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome he disappears from the game after this point]].]]
833** "I want to become amazing at a hobby that nobody even knows about." [[spoiler: [[DeadPersonImpersonation Jahn&Jehn]]]]
834** "Here. I want you to have this." [[spoiler: Dheerse]]
835** "Thanks! I appreciate it!" [[spoiler: Birdo]]
836** "Even on my days off I prefer to stick around home. Crowds aren't for me." [[spoiler: Broccoli]]
837** "Thanks for being so nice! Please accept this token of my gratitude." [[spoiler: Two Faced]]
838*** "Hi-yah!" [[spoiler: Two Faced, during Southbird's edit of the Battle Royale]]
839** "[[spoiler:Groose]] is my favorite friend. [[InstantlyProvenWrong We're gonna be besties forever.]]" [[spoiler: Seabiscuit]]
840** "Cool. Thanks! now I just need $9,780.00 more to take a trip to outer space!" [[spoiler: David Bowie]]
841*** "Whatcha been up to the past three months, Vinesauce's look-alike?" [[spoiler: David Bowie, after Vinny resets the game and discovers that he's still alive]]
842* ''WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan'':
843** "Alright, let's see, what do I use for this? Umm...ooh! Where's my saw?" [[spoiler: Does Bad Things Guy]]
844* ''WebVideo/XInXMinutes'':
845** [=JoJo's=] Bizarre Adventure:
846*** Phantom Blood:
847*** "Then raise my son!" [[spoiler: Dario Brando, in the video]]
848*** "What are you going to do? Poison me?" [[spoiler: Dario Brando, on his gravestone]]
849*** "Yep!" [[spoiler: George Joestar I]]
850*** "Alright, burning down the boat!" [[spoiler: Jonathan Joestar]]
851*** Battle Tendency:
852*** "Good luck with that, Joseph [[KilledMidSentence Joesta-]]" [[spoiler: Straizo]]
853*** "On that note..." [[spoiler: Santana]]
854*** "I've been...HAMONSTRUCK!" [[spoiler: Esidisi]]
855*** "Hah! You [[KilledMidSentence m-]]" [[spoiler: Caesar Zeppeli]]
856*** "Danger hugs!" [[spoiler: Wired Beck]]
857*** "You know, some people consider Careless Whisper to be a George Michael solo single, even though it was released on Wham's Make it B-" [[spoiler: Wamuu]]
858*** "No! No, wait! I've got a leg cramp! No! God damn you, [=JoJo=], I HAVE A LEG CRAAAAAAAAMP!" [[spoiler: Kars/Shadow the Hedgehog]]
859*** Stardust Crusaders (Parts 1 and 2):
860*** "Hey, Polnareff, you flat-top fuckboy! Who's got two right hands and killed your sister? This guy!" [[spoiler: J. Geil]]
861*** "What the fuck does 'launching [[KilledMidSentence dog-]]'" [[spoiler: N'doul]]
862*** "Ngh! IMPOSSIBLEEEEE!" [[spoiler: [[DeathByAdaptation D'arby the Elder]]]]
863*** "Be careful, Polnareff! We're deep in enemy territory. Who knows what lies within these shadows?" [[spoiler: Muhammad Avdol]]
864*** "Kool-Aid?" [[spoiler: Vanilla Ice]]
865*** "At least I died...with...friends..."[[note]]"No! Our close acquaintance, [[spoiler: Kakyoin]]!"[[/note]] [[spoiler: Noriaki Kakyoin]]
866*** "Hey, Jotaro! This is what an actual ghost looks like!" [[spoiler: Joseph Joestar. Like in the original, he gets better.]]
867*** "...What?" [[spoiler: DIO]]
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