Line #122 DrinkingGame/WhoseLineIsItAnyway


1	While watching ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', take a drink any time that...
2	* Clive says "jolly good".
3	* Paul Merton breaks character to heckle the audience or another contestant.
4	* Clive rejects a film/theatre style because "we had that last week" or "we get that one a lot".
5	* Clive misinterprets an audience suggestion as an insult.
6	* Clive mocks an audience suggestion.
7	* Tony Slattery starts to panic during Party Quirks because he can't figure out the other contestants' quirks.
8	** Two for every time that it needs to be virtually spoon-fed to him.
9	* Clive asks an international contestant "You have [thing] in [country]?".
10	* Clive deducts or adds points for sexual words/innuendo.
11	** Also when Clive awards 69 points.
12	* Clive makes light of Mike McShane's weight while introducing him.
13	* Anytime a contestant gives a visual reaction to a quirk or character given to them in an envelope.
14	* Anytime a contestant suggests singing a song and another contestant says "Okay, you start".
15	* Ryan gets up close and personal with the camera.
16	* Ryan does his Carol Channing impression.
17	** Two for the John Wayne impression.
18	** Two if he isn't really doing it but someone else thinks he is.
19	* Whenever a contestant has to the remind the other of the next letter during Alphabet.
20	* Also during Alphabet whenever a contestant is visually going through the alphabet in their head.
21	* Colin faints during a Hoedown.
22	* Colin [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion completely avoids coming up with a rhyme]] during one of the musical games.
23	* A bald joke is made at Colin's expense.
24	* Tony Slattery makes a drug reference or a reference to a person who's famous in England but whom most Americans wouldn't recognize.
25	* Wayne starts a Hoedown/Song Styles/Duet with "Let me tell you something..." or any song with "Because..."
26	* Drew awards points by saying “Thousand points a piece”.
27	** Note: this may cause death by alcohol poisoning.
28	* Wayne says something along the lines of, "Why do I gotta be the (insert black stereotype here)?"
29	* Ryan makes a "Hairy/Scary + Drew Carey" rhyme or an equivalent thereof during the Hoedown.
30	* Ryan complains about a Hoedown.
31	** A whole 12-pack of beer if he gets to ''sit out'' a Hoedown as the winner.
32	* Chip does a spot-on impression of Snagglepuss.
33	* Wayne insults UPN.
34	** Two drinks if that UPN folded after the show concluded.
35	* Ryan writhes in fear over the thought of hearing a Michael Bolton song.
36	* Someone mentions Drew's Porsche.
37	* Someone mentions Drew's Altoids.
38	* Clive/Drew/Aisha abuse their buzzing privileges.
39	* A player in World's Worst gets buzzed out before he can start talking.
40	** Two if it's [[TakeThat Drew.]]
41	** Or if a similar situation happens when a Drew Carey-related category comes up in Scenes from a Hat.
42	** Take another if whoever buzzed the player out says something to the effect of "No, it's okay, go ahead."
43	* Someone in Scenes from a Hat or World's Worst starts to step down but another player beats them to it.
44	** Two if they never get to go, making you wonder what they were about to say.
45	* Colin cracks up the audience and Drew with random, absurd humor.
46	* Colin gets the last line of an Irish Drinking Song--and proceeds to twist it into something hilarious, ludicrous, and horribly wrong.
47	** Drink again if all three of the other singers crack up. Finish an entire drink if the others are laughing so hard that Colin is singing the "hi-de-di"s all by himself.
48	** Drink a six-pack if Colin cracks up himself--it's rare and friggin' funny.
49	* Drew or Aisha picks two ditzy, utterly clueless women to play "Sound Effects" at their own expense and for sick entertainment. Another sip each time Ryan and Colin try to come up with things to say for the terrible sound effects they attempt to make, yet fail hideously at it.
50	** Two drinks if the audience members are ''good'' at it.
51	** Three if Drew bursts into raucous laughter during the game.
52	* Someone calls Drew fat. (NOTE: Drew is no longer fat)
53	* Kathy Greenwood fails to do anything remotely funny and instead bombs her performances by being a stuttering, nervous wreck.
54	** Two if she plays shower or cracks a real funny.
55	* Ryan is reduced to giggles during "Questions Only" because of Colin's ridiculously offbeat questions.
56	* Colin makes a laugh-your-ass-off, blue collar pun at the start of "Greatest Hits" or during "Weird Newscasters."
57	* Creator/GregProops snorts.
58	* Colin gets Drew laughing like hell during "Newsflash."
59	* Colin makes a poo joke, two if he makes the entire room bust a gut, and three if you realize that two drinks is a StealthPun for number two--a.k.a. poo.
60	* Ryan and Drew exchange banter over their roles on ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow''.
61	* Someone mocks Drew's TV movie ''Series/{{Geppetto}}''.
62	* Someone mocks Ryan's nose or his shoes (two if they're his blue suedes).
63	* Someone mocks Colin's shirts.
64	* Ryan mocks Prince Charles's elephant ears.
65	* Drew suddenly throws out a "Scenes From A Hat" topic, which clues in the cast (and you) that it's no doubt focused on humiliating him.
66	** Two if he sucks it up and reads the topic.
67	* Wayne or Brad successfully and remarkably improv a whole song during "Greatest Hits."
68	** Ryan makes an "X songs on Y [=CDs=]" joke, sold at an odd price.
69	** Two if Colin gets Ryan to {{Corps\|ing}}e.
70	* Someone tries to attack Drew during the "Weird Newscasters" skits.
71	* Colin does a horrible foreign accent or bad impression.
72	* Colin does a velociraptor dance.
73	** Two if Greg imitates the raptor dance.
74	* Wayne acts like a rowdy, gossiping black woman who uses ebonics.
75	* Wayne does his epic Michael Jackson impression.
76	* Show producers Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson are mentioned at the end of the show during the reading of the credits, thanks to their top billing. Get therapy if their names have been burned into your heads.
77	** Three drinks followed by watching an episode of ''Anime/CowboyBebop'' or any anime that aired on ''Creator/{{Toonami}}'' if Creator/SteveBlum gets mentioned during the credits.
78	** Ponder the meaning of life if you're watching an early rerun before reading the credits became a tradition--[[SchmuckBait nah.]] Just take a sip of your drink.
79	* Drew says the phrase "1000 points" or "1000 points to everybody."
80	** Two if it gets imitated by the cast.
81	* Aisha even remembers to give points at all. (in her defense, [[ThePointsMeanNothing they don't matter]])
82	* Colin tries to rap during "Scene to Rap."
83	* Drew can't contain his laughter during "Three-Headed Broadway Star."
84	** Two if someone fails to follow the rules of "one word per head." That means you, Drew! And you, too, Creator/DavidHasselhoff!!
85	* A whole pack of beer if the Richard Simmons episode comes on.
86	* One of the stuffed-shirt British producers of "Whose Line?" intervenes during a skit for going too blue, screwing up a skit in the outtakes, meaning they'll have to cut and edit over, or mentioning Hitler. (Look up the outtakes on Website/{{Youtube}} to see more of the cast shenanigans at work--which are uncut.)
87	* "Hoedown" gets botched and they have to start all over again, two if Ryan becomes noticeably pissed at having to endure more retakes. (Again: see the outtakes.)
88	* Ryan forces Colin to get his hands dirty during "Helping Hands," two if he tries to eat something, three if he makes a complete and total mess out of the table props, and four if he completely fails at making a sandwich or pizza.
89	* Someone makes fun of Madonna's armpit hair during "Props."
90	* During "Alphabet":
91	** Someone misses a letter and it goes unnoticed--seriously, it did happen.
92	** Ryan says "Xaviera Hollander".
93	** The dialogue for N and O is some variation on "No!" "Oh, yes!"
94	** Someone deliberately misspells or mispronounces a word just to make it fit a particular letter.
95	* The cast pulls a euphemism for swearing or innuendo during "Change Letter."
96	* For that matter, someone pulls a ''bad'' euphemism during "If You Know What I Mean," confuses everyone, and then says, "No... you don't know what I mean." (Or another player responds, "No, I don't know what you mean.")
97	* Someone does an impression of Regis Philbin or Drew mocks ''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire.''
98	** Two if they play their own imitation, "The Millionaire Show."
99	* Four drinks and a hearty cheer if they play the game "[[TitleDrop Whose Line]]."
100	* Someone makes a merry-go-round during "Props".
101	* Colin makes a "crap" pun during "Hollywood Director."
102	* During "Hats," Ryan makes a creepy mask look like it has a kissyface by sucking it inward and blowing it outward with his mouth.
103	* Colin, Ryan, or Wayne's roles on "Let's Make A Date" overlap so that one cast mate is unaware that another cast mate is going to do something to them and/or imitate them.
104	* Colin or Ryan is baffled by a prop during "Infomercial" and proceeds to toss it aside without a word as if nothing happened and let the awkward moment pass.
105	** Two if they refuse to pass up comedy gold and attempt to make sense of how it would help you with whatever they're trying to advertise.
106	* One sip each time Colin and Ryan have trouble coming up with things to say during "Improbable Mission"; finish your drink and start a fresh one if they end up making the audience and/or Drew/Wayne and the guest celebrity crack up.
107	* Someone in the audience has the balls to shout "PORNO!" as a suggestion during "Film, TV & Theatre Styles". Finish another drink if you laughed just now.
108	** Two if Drew goes through with allowing "Porno" during the game.
109	* Colin says, "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu!]]"
110	* Colin gets called "Captain Hair."
111	* Someone says, "Sorry I'm late!" or, "Thank God you're here!" during "Superheroes."
112	* Brad Sherwood does a terrible voice impression of a girl.
113	* Drew or an audience member [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]] during "Dead Bodies," two if you catch the IncrediblyLamePun.
114	* Drew can't stop laughing after a skit.
115	* Clive obnoxiously buzzes in and interrupts Colin or Ryan.
116	* Celebrate with a 12-pack if you hear, "[[PrecisionFStrike OH, FUCK]] ''[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments OFF,]]'' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome CLIVE!!!]]"
117	* You watch the UK ''Whose Line?'' and are stunned by how different the cast of the American version looked in their younger days.
118	** Drink a sympathetic beer and mail a bottle of hair tonic or Rogaine to Colin Mochrie if you notice how much hair he had back when he debuted on the UK show as opposed to the later years.
119	* Drew makes a snappy one-liner after his "Welcome back!" each commercial break.
120	* You hear Drew say "The points don't matter," two if he relates it to something else that doesn't matter.
121	** A whole pack of beer if the points suddenly matter. Beware; you could just be so drunk you ''think'' the points matter, in which case we recommend you hire a professional psychologist and take your Ritalin.
122	* A cast mate walks offstage, be it a case of ScrewThisImOuttaHere, a gag, running away... or... to do something freaky.
123	* You notice Ryan made the wrong guy do push-ups for damaging the green screen, when the culprit got off scot-free.
124	* Ryan trolls the audience by pulling people out of their seats.
125	* Ryan trolls Drew.
126	* Ryan trolls Colin.
127	* Ryan trolls himself.
128	* Ryan trolls... well, [[OverlyLongGag you're probably out of alcohol by now.]]
129	* Colin trolls Aisha.
130	* Greg trolls Clive.
131	* Clive trolls Greg. ([[OverusedRunningGag Okay, okay, we'll stop now.]])
132	* Wayne's G-string is mentioned.
133	* Wayne does or causes something raunchy onstage. (Melissa's underwear, anyone?)
134	* You catch a reference to or parody of ''Series/TheJerrySpringerShow''
135	** Two if Jerry Springer comes onto the show--three if you realize the cast effectively trolled him speechless by refusing to let him talk during the skit he was involved in, and that he deserves a round of applause for [[TakeThat stitching up an asshole's bullshit dispenser.]] Kiss your girlfriend if you laughed at that one. Single? Kiss your drink!
136	* Colin unwittingly makes a remarkably accurate and magnificent joke during "Interview" or "Newsflash"
137	** A whole pack of beer if you catch the one he makes during the "Newsflash" featuring ''[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments himself.]]''
138	* Ryan wants his COOOOKE!!
139	** You forgot his COOOOKE!!
140	*** [[OverlyLongGag Where the hell's his COOOKE!!]]
141	* Colin makes a clever segue.
142	** Two if Ryan makes a crappy segue and Colin snarks at it.
143	* Wayne pretends to rewind himself, talk slow-mo, or fast-forward with breathtaking skill.
144	* You notice there are two kinds of hats used during "Scenes From a Hat": the red one and white one. (Light beer for white, normal for red.)
145	** Mix both beers together if you see a different hat being used. (Aisha and Clive are exempt)
146	* Drew tosses the Scenes hat toward the camera
147	** Two and a cheer if he hits the camera
148	** Three if he topples the camera over.
149	* A cast mate get stumped during "Party Quirks."
150	* Drew pulls out his tape recorder.
151	* They're playing the original version of "Sound Effects" where Ryan does the noises and Colin follows along.
152	** Two if it's the rarely-played "pre-recorded sounds" variation from the UK version.
153	* Drew uses the buzzer to stop someone from cracking a joke, or vice-verca.
154	** Three drinks if the buzzer breaks, by which time you'll probably be "[[IncrediblyLamePun buzzed]]" enough to imitate it in place of the real thing.
155	** Four drinks if the host uses the doorbell instead of the buzzer when they're ''not'' playing "Party Quirks".
156	** Five if the host accidentally hits the buzzer instead of the doorbell when they ''are'' playing "Party Quirks".
157	* You still can't get Colin's "Me-owwwwww!" joke out of your head.
158	* A joke was made about Ryan looking like Doogie Howser.
159	* The Living Scenery is used in a sexually suggestive manner.
160	** Two if the scenery initiates the suggestiveness.
161	** Three if that scenery is Richard Simmons.
162	* The HilariousOuttakes feature a potential skit getting shot down for being inappropriate.
163	** Take another drink for each time the cast complain about the skit getting shot down.
164	** Finish your drink if a skit getting shot down is actually aired. ("Cosby and Hitler", anyone?)
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167	Outside of the series, drink if:
168	* You notice the buzzer is different in the early games of the American game.
169	* You catch a rerun of ''Whose Line?'' late at night on ABC Family--if they still rerun the show.
170	* The reruns get funnier the more you watch them.
171	* You're watching clips of the show on Website/{{Youtube}}.
172	* And last, but not least... a full round of beers if you want this show back on the air. snifle sniffle sob
173	** ...and then go watch ''Series/DrewCareysImprovAGanza!''
174	** [[https://twitter.com/colinmochrie/status/307490163267862528 Wait a]] [[http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/03/01/whose-line-is-it-anyway-returns/ second...]]
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176	For the reboot, here's a different game:
177	* Whenever the cast is doing Sideways Scene and Aisha says "Now you're in the exorcist" or "Now you're in a horror movie", take a drink.
178	* Whenever the guest star comes out, take a drink. Finish your drink if it's a shameless plug by the CW for one of the shows on their network.
179	* Whenever Aisha says something funny, take a drink.
180	* When they do a Helping Hands game, take a drink.
181	* Whenever they put on sunglasses taken out of a purse, take a drink.
182	* Whenever Colin makes a bald joke at Wayne, Keegan, Gary or someone else's expense.
183	* Take a big shot anytime Wayne [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]].
184	* Each time they crack on Ryan getting middle-aged, finish your drink.
185	* When Sideways Scene is played, take a sip for every shimmying motion done by one of the cast.
186	* Every time a Twitter hashtag appears.
187	* Drink twice each time Wayne's divorce is mentioned. That second drink is for Wayne's sake.
188	* If Jeff acts like a sissy, take a drink.
189	* When Greg flirts with someone male, finish your drink.
190	* When Jeff does his Christopher Walken impression, take a shot.
191	* Each time Wayne does his Sammy Davis Jr. impression, take a shot.
192	* Take a drink if your jaw drops in horror at how much the cast has aged since their days on ''Whose Line?''--especially Ryan; poor guy's being called an out-of-touch dad now!

Context DrinkingGame / WhoseLineIsItAnyway