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1'''DrinkingGame:'''
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3''[[Literature/TheDivineComedy "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."]]''
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5For the brave souls that decide to read this [[Fanfic/MyImmortal fanfic]], here's a DrinkingGame to help make it bearable, or perhaps [[SoBadItsGood fun]]... well, you'll get drunk, trust us. Play at your own risk.
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7!!Simple Version:
8* Take a shot every time a word is [[SelfDemonstratingArticle mispeled,]] and pray to whatever god you believe in that you don't get alcohol poisoning before you're halfway through chapter one.
9** [[TooDumbtoLive Allow the people at your funeral to share each drink following your untimely demise.]]
10** If you don't want to die, drink the entirety of the bottle, smash it, then stab whatever device you're reading the story on with its remains.
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12!!Pure R-OH Version:
13* Take a shot every time Ebony "frenches" someone.
14** Two shots whenever she does so "passively".
15* Take a shot each time Ebony has sex.
16** Take two shots each time said sex gets interrupted.
17** Take two shots each time characters have sex [[RightThroughHisPants without getting naked first]].
18** Take the bottle, screw the lid on loosely and pour yourself a shot by letting it leak out whenever Enoby takes off either her own underwear or her partner's underwear before actually taking off the rest of their clothes.
19** Take a shot every time someone comes.
20*** Two shots if they come without even having sex.
21** Take a shot for every time Tara misspells a word as a sexual term (e.g., "Sodomize moaned sexily"). Take another shot if said sexual term is spelled correctly.
22* Take a shot every time the word "goffik" or its variants are used.
23* Take a shot for each different spelling of Ebony's name.
24* Take a shot each time a name from the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' books gets misspelled.
25** [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing Do NOT do this with the alternate names Tara gives them.]]
26* Take a shot each time the narrative stops to describe clothing.
27** Take a shot each time the narrative stops to describe someone's makeup.
28*** [[{{Guyliner}} Two shots if it's a]] ''[[{{Guyliner}} boy's]]'' [[{{Guyliner}} makeup]].
29* Take a shot each time an emo band gets mentioned.
30** Take two shots each time an actual goth band gets mentioned. Remember, emo is not goth! In fact, most emo bands are actually quite "preppy".
31*** Come to think of it, take a shot every time preps—and Hilary Duff—are insulted.
32*** Take another shot when the "prepz" are flaming again.
33*** Take a shot every time Music/MyChemicalRomance is name-dropped mercilessly.
34** And take a shot every time she comments on how hot a band member looks.
35*** Or how hot anyone looks.
36*** Or when she compares a character to a member of a goffik band.
37*** Two shots if you can't tell who it is because they've gotten their name misspelled or confused with another character's.
38* Take a shot every time the cast goes to attend a concert of a "goffik" band.
39** Take two shots if it's not really the band that's playing, but really [[spoiler:"Vlodemort and da Death Deelers"]].
40*** Take another shot if no one cares that [[spoiler:"Vlodemort and da Death Deelers"]] are playing instead.
41* Take two shots every time Draco runs after Ebony naked.
42* Take a shot each time the word "fishnets" is mentioned.
43* Take a shot with every bad pun.
44** Take two shots with every ''non''-pun that is followed with "geddit".
45* Take a shot every time you see something redundant. For example:
46-->And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black.
47* Take a shot every time the word "black", its variants or misspellings is used.
48* Take a shot every time a long word is rendered as a similar-looking word spelled correctly.
49** Take two shots if this turns into an unintentional censorship, such as when "masturbating" becomes "masticating".
50** Take two shots when that similar word spelled correctly is actually a harder word, spelled correctly. See: Azerbaijan.
51* Take a shot each time Ebony gives somebody the "[[FlippingTheBird middle finger]]".
52** Take a shot every time Ebony then stops to describe how she painted her fingernail during giving the finger.
53* Take three shots every time Tara spells a five-letter-plus word correctly, without changing the intended meaning, after chapter 16.
54* Take two shots every time Tara threatens not to update.
55* Take a [[SelfDemonstratingArticle shit]] every time Tara accidentally spells a normal word as a swear word. (the best examples are Minister for Magic Cornelia Fuck, and Draco watching the film ''Hoes of Wax'')
56* Take a sip every time the word fuck is used. That includes misspellings of the word, and abbreviations of the it (for example: OMFG, WTF, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment OMFFG]]).
57* Take a shot every time someone slits their wrists.
58** And two shots if someone silts their ristz
59** Or two if she drinks the blood from the slit wrists.
60* Take a shot every time Tara uses the word 'depressed' or its variants.
61* Take a shot each time suicide is mentioned.
62* Take a shot each time there's an author's note.
63** Take two shots for every time the author's note involves the author threatening to self-mutilate in some way.
64** Two shots if it's not at the beginning or end of the chapter.
65*** Three if it's in the middle of a sentence.
66* Take a shot each time someone makes a dramatic entrance (remember, RuleOfPerception).
67* Take a shot for the adverbs [[{{Crunchtastic}} "sexily", "gothically", "seductively", and "suicidally"]]. (Two shots if the word is spelled correctly)
68** Take two shots for the adverbs "angrily" and "sadly". And, yes, "sandly" counts as "sadly".
69*** Three shots if the actions being described do not fit the adverb (e.g., Draco "crying sexily," etc.)
70*** Take four shots every time two entirely contradictory adverbs are used to describe the same action (e.g., B'loody Mary shaking her head "energetically lethargically")
71* Take a shot every time Tara says "da" instead of "the".
72* Take a shot for each FreudianSlip where Ebony is accidentally referred to as Tara.
73** Take another if this involves Tara [[EpicFail misspelling her own name]].
74* Take a shot each time somebody cries.
75* Sip a Bloody Mary each time someone cries tears of blood.
76** Down the Bloody Mary every time Ebony slits her wrists.
77** Take two shots if she drinks the blood.
78* Take a shot every time she refers to her "Thingy" or her "you-know-what".
79* Down a Bloody Mary every time Herm... er, I mean "B'loody Mary Smith" is mentioned.
80* Drink the whole bottle if anything happens that actually makes any sense in ''Harry Potter'' or in the real world.
81* Take a shot every time we have an overly long DramaticPause, as in:
82-->It was................ Dumbledore!
83** Even better, take a shot for each set of ellipses.
84*** Wait half a second for each dot in the DramaticPause, chugging as much as you can during the pause.
85* Take a shot for every "666."
86* Take a shot for every time Tara mentions "Raven".
87* Take a shot every time Tara actually names a chapter.
88* Take a shot every time anyone wears leather.
89* Take a shot every time you see "Satanist" or any variation of it.
90** Take another shot for every "Oh my Satan!"
91* Take a shot every time Tara improperly uses a Japanese word.
92* Take a shot every time Tara says "and everything" or "and stuff".
93* Take a shot every time there is a 1 where there should be an exclamation mark ("!").
94** Do [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing NOT]] turn the strings of ones into actual numbers, decimal ''or'' binary, then take that many shots. You'll be dead in ten minutes if you do that.
95* Take a shot every time a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character goes by a different name, not including misspells of their real name.
96* Take a shot every time a character that was supposed to be dead comes on the scene.
97* Take a shot every time a gun is mentioned.
98** Take two if the gun is fired and kills no one.
99** Take four if the gun is a ''[[ArtisticLicense knife]]''.
100** Finish your drink if a wand is actually used instead.
101* Take a shot every time someone is called a "bich," or any variant.
102** Two shots if it's a compliment.
103* Take a shot every time someone is out of character.
104** Finish your drink every time a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character is actually in character.
105* Take a shot every time the word 'anyway' is used.
106* Take a shot every time "fangz" is substituted for "thanks."
107** Take two shots if "skull" is substituted for "school."
108** Take another shot if Tara comments on it.
109* Take a shot if someone comes in or leaves on a broomstick.
110** Take another if they leave without a broomstick after entering with one, or leave on one when they didn't have one before.
111* Take a shot every time someone cries.
112* Take a shot everytime someone gasps.
113* Use a measuring cup to pour out 1/4th cup of your drink of choice and shoot it right out the cup whenever a character does something "Statistically"
114* Take a shot whenever Tara inserts an author's note directly into the story.
115* Take a shot every time Draco sings a song to Ebony.
116* Take a shot every time Tara uses text-speak abbreviations (for example, "ppl" instead of "people").
117* Take a shot every time Ebony actually acts like a vampire.
118* Take a shot for every overly long ellipsis.
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120!!Distilled Version:
121* Take a sip every time a new misspelling debuts.
122** Two if it's Ebony's name.
123** Two if it's an original ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character's name.
124** Two if it's spelled correctly as something other than what was meant.
125*** Two more if that "something other" was a swear.
126* Take a sip for when goffs or goff/emo/rock musik are promoted, or prepz, prep/pop music, or the readers (for being prepz) are bashed.
127* Take a sip for every redundant detail.
128* Take a sip for every unusual adverb.
129* Take a shot for each time a scene stops to describe clothing, makeup or general appearance.
130* Take a shot for each instance of out of place technology.
131* Take a shot for each time a character has a new background.
132** Take a sip for each reference to Satanism, vampires, or the various misspellings thereof.
133* Take a shot for every "[[IncrediblyLamePun pun]]".
134* Take a shot for every personal Author's Note.
135
136!!Lazy Version:
137* Take a shot [[INeedAFreakingDrink whenever you feel like it]].
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139And finally, if you're reading or listening to a reading, stop and do [[FlatWhat something else]] each time the "story" gets [[INeedAFreakingDrink too much for you]].
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142You won't make it to the halfway mark. Beware of possible alcohol poisoning. If you go for a non-alcoholic variation of the game, be within quick reach of a bathroom. For water drinkers, beware of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication water poisoning]].
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144There's also a sequel to My Immortal! Written by a so-called 'friend' of Tara's, as seen on her profile. You can also do this same drinking game with that... but with a different main character/author insert, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5986808/1/xXxChronicles_of_LifeDeathxXx xXxChronicles of LifeDeathxXx]].
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