Line #24 DrinkingGame/JamesBond


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3	For the films only, naturally
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5	* A very simple one. Take a sip of your alcoholic beverage whenever Bond sips an alcoholic beverage. See you in hospital.
6	* Drink when Bond flirts with Moneypenny or she flirts with him.
7	* Drink when Q gets angry with Bond or begs him to bring the equipment back intact.
8	* Whenever Bond says "Bond, James Bond" or orders a vodka martini, drink.
9	** Going martini for martini is just dedication.
10	*** Take a sip if Bond orders his drink as "Shaken, not stirred."
11	* Whenever Bond has sex, drink
12	** If it's kinda rapey, drink again
13	** Drink once more if the girl he has sex with [[SexSignalsDeath dies afterward]].
14	** And drink yet again if the girl doesn't even remotely contribute to the plot.
15	** Drink again when Bond is old enough to be the girl's father (warning: this will happen with alarming frequency in the Moore era).
16	** Drink every time one of Bond's lovers says, "Oh, James..." (Especially in the Moore era.)
17	* When Bond kills someone, drink (this can get nasty in the Moore and Brosnan eras)
18	** If Bond makes a [[BondOneLiner joke after killing someone]], drink again
19	*** Again, your liver won't fare well through Brosnan.
20	** If you aren't certain whether the dead guy was even knowingly working for the bad guy, take another drink.
21	* When a spy gadget is used, drink.
22	** If said spy gadget is used in a way that was ''clearly'' unintended, drink twice.
23	** If the gadget does not work as intended, take an extra drink.
24	* Whenever TheDragon is revealed to be a beautiful woman, take a sip.
25	** If the aforementioned woman gets redemption via SexFaceTurn, down your drink.
26	* Drink whenever one of the villains is revealed to have history with Bond.
27	* During the opening song/credits, drink whenever there's a woman/ silhouette on screen.
28	* Whenever the [[TitleDrop name of the film is mentioned]], drink. This rule gets particularly punishing in Dr No, Goldfinger, Moonraker, Goldeneye, and Octopussy.
29	* Take a shot everytime Bond escapes a near death experience
30	* Take a shot when the villain reveals their plan to Bond
31	** Take another shot if the plan involves satellites or missiles.
32	** Take a shot when the villain makes an example of one of his underlings.
33	* When the CoolCar of the film gets destroyed, drink
34	** If Bond himself is the one who destroys it, drink again
35	* Drink when Bond goes to a casino and plays cards.
36	* Drink when Bond meets with one of his many international allies.
37	** Drink yet again if the ally is a criminal.
38	* Whenever Bond has to ski away from the bad guys, drink. This happens more than you might think.
39	* If Bond has a fight while scuba diving, take a drink.
40	* When a recurring actor appears for the first time, drink.
41	** When a recurring actor appears for the last time, down the glass.
42	** Extra points when Blofeld is being played by yet another actor.
43	* Down your drink whenever Bond goes rogue from [=MI6=].
44	* Take a drink if the villain's henchman is a huge blond guy.
45	* Drink when M, Moneypenny or Q accidentally catch Bond having sex with the main girl at the end of the movie.
46	* Take a drink if Bond kills a bad guy in cold blood.
47	* Take a drink whenever Bond smokes (it can be cigarettes in the Connery, Lazenby or Dalton eras or cigars in the Moore era).
48	** If someone other than Bond smokes, take another drink.
49	** Take three drinks if anyone smokes in the Brosnan or Craig eras.
50	* Take a sip whenever the Craig-era M says "Bloody", "Hell" or "Christ." You'll probably be dead after her first scene in CasinoRoyale but in case you live, take two sips whenever she blasphemes or uses an actual swear word like "arse", "bastard" or "bugger." Finish your drink when she drops [[PrecisionFStrike the F Bomb]] in Skyfall.

Context DrinkingGame / JamesBond