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6%%* ''WesternAnimation/{{Sixteen}}'': Nikki Wong.
7* ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfTheGalaxyRangers'': While all of the main characters on the series indulge from time to time, "Doc" Hartford could practically license his snark as a deadly weapon. Even the AI "Tweakers" he created are sarcastic.
8-->'''Doc:''' ''[while jailed up in a dungeon]'' Dear Miss Etiquette. I'm a Galaxy Ranger with a serious problem. I'm about to be executed on a distant planet, and I have no idea about the proper attire. Can you advise me? Signed, Embarrassed.
9%% * ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'':
10%% ** ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'': Robotnik.
11%% -->'''Coconuts''' I only wanted to tell you I saw one of those F.O.U.'s - I mean, C.I.A.'s, uh, or C.O.D.'s...\
12%% '''Robotnik:''' Get to the point or your name will be M.U.D..
13%% ** Sleet from ''WesternAnimation/SonicUnderground'' fits this trope.
14%%* ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheSeries'': Iago, [[BeleagueredAssistant Haroud]] and [[TallDarkAndSnarky Mozenrath]].
15* ''Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'':
16** Simon in the [[WesternAnimation/AlvinAndTheChipmunks 1980s cartoon version]], though very subtly in ''WesternAnimation/TheAlvinShow'' then when the '80s series came around, got deadpan snarkier as the series went on, from occasionally snarky in the first couple of seasons to practically every response being sarcastic.
17%%** Alvin had his moments as well.
18* Anne and Suzie both have tendencies of this now and then in ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan,'' as does Henry when dealing with [[PluckyComicRelief Stanley's antics]].
19* Falina in ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingFeatsOfYoungHercules'' constantly makes wisecracks, which is to be expected as she is intended to be an {{Expy}} of Megara from Creator/{{Disney}}'s ''WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}}''.
20* Everyone in ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' gets sarcastic from time to time, but the title character Gumball Watterson takes the cake for this trope from Season 2 onwards. His sarcasm has gone so far that in "The Test", he actively decides to hold back his "Gumballisms" so he can become popular. [[BodyHorror The results]] aren't pretty.
21* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'':
22** [[Characters/AmericanDadRogerSmith Roger Smith]] is a textbook example of this trope. He is best defined for his sarcastic and wisecracking behavior, even through tons of personas that he uses. His high eccentricity and unpredictability make him very prone to making sarcastic comments amongst the Smith family.
23%%** [[Characters/AmericanDadStanSmith Stan Smith]] has his moments of this on occassion
24* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'': While all of the Warner siblings could indulge in this a bit, Yakko was the standout.
25-->'''Yakko:''' [[HypocriticalHumor The stuff they're getting away with on kids' shows these days.]]
26%%* ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'': Frylock. But Master Shake, [[{{Jerkass}} the resident douche]], often doubles as one.
27* ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'': D. W. often switches between being the Deadpan Snarker and a LargeHam.
28-->'''D.W.:''' ''[while at the Washington Monument]'' First we were down there looking up here, and now we're up here looking down there. What's the point?
29* X-5 from ''WesternAnimation/AtomicBetty'' has a very dry and sardonic sense of humour. But then again, so might you if you were VitriolicBestBuds with [[CloudCuckoolander Sparky]].
30* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'':
31** [[Characters/AvatarTheLastAirbenderSokka Sokka]] initially fit this role like a glove, but as time went on, he [[CharacterDevelopment developed]] into actually being the one to make the plans.
32--->'''Katara:''' If it looks like trouble, we'll leave.\
33'''Sokka:''' Yeah, because we always leave before we get into trouble...
34** [[Characters/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTophBeifong Toph Beifong]] came in and was able to successfully fulfill, if not surpass him in, this role. The creators actually comment on the DVDCommentary that she took the place Sokka had before [[ThrowItIn he shifted to a livelier character from his voice-actor's performance]].
35--->'''Toph:''' I don't know if you've noticed, but things don't always go so smoothly for our little gang.
36*** Especially funny when the two try to [[SnarkToSnarkCombat out-snark each other]]. When looking for Appa, Toph[[labelnote:*]]who is blind[[/labelnote]] comments on Sokka's [[TerribleArtist lack of drawing skills]].
37---->'''Toph:''' It looks ''just'' like him to me.\
38'''Sokka:''' Thank you, I worked really—''[{{beat}}]'' ... Why do you feel the need to do that?
39*** And also...
40---->'''Sokka:''' Time to take control of the ship. Take the wheel.\
41'''Toph:''' ''[smiles sarcastically]'' That's a great idea! Let the blind girl steer the giant airship!\
42'''Sokka:''' ''[deadpan]'' I was talking to Suki.\
43'''Toph:''' ''[stops smiling]'' [[EpicFail Thaaat would make a lot more sense.]]
44** Mai. Described by Sokka as 'that gloomy girl who sighs a lot,' it's rare for her to say anything that isn't snark if she's not with Zuko. Here's a clip from The Boiling Rock, Part 2:
45--->'''Guard:''' What are you doing?!\
46'''Mai:''' Saving the jerk who dumped me.
47** And this gem from The Drill: [[http://piandao.org/screencaps/ep33/ep33-1644.png "We lost."]]
48** [[Characters/AvatarTheLastAirbenderKatara Katara]] occasionally gets the chance to be a wise-ass, usually when Sokka does something stupid.
49--->'''Sokka:''' Ah! Hot! Hot!\
50'''Katara:''' Flaming Fire Flakes. Hot. Imagine that.
51*** She also gets like this for the first few episodes after Zuko [[spoiler:[[HeelFaceTurn joins the gang]].]]
52** [[Characters/AvatarTheLastAirbenderAvatarAang The titular Avatar]] himself isn't above making his own [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4KzO5Nwyjo clever liners.]]
53** Even [[Characters/AvatarTheLastAirbenderZuko Zuko]] has his moments, especially in the second season.
54--->'''Iroh:''' Ugh! This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!\
55'''Zuko:''' Uncle. That's what ''all'' tea is.\
56'''Iroh:''' How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?
57** Pakku gets several good snarky moments as well. Maybe it's a Water Tribe thing? Third-to-last episode of Season 1:
58--->'''Aang:''' Good morning, Master Pakku!\
59'''Pakku:''' No, please, march right in; I'm not concentrating or anything.
60** Wan Shi Tong was very dry witted in ''The Library'', mostly to Sokka.
61--->'''Wan Shi Tong:''' Then why have you come here?\
62'''Sokka:''' Um... knowledge for knowledge's sake?\
63'''Wan Shi Tong:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] If you're going to lie to an all-knowing spirit being, you should at least put some effort into it.
64* ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'':
65** Nearly every lead has demonstrated snarking capabilities, with ComicBook/IronMan, ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk (!), ComicBook/TheWasp, and ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} ranking among those who snark most often.
66** The New Avengers have their fair share from ComicBook/SpiderMan, ComicBook/LukeCage, and ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}.
67* ''WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans'': Tyrone plays this role both audibly and more often visually. Somehow, despite him not wearing pants, he manages to give the impression he's slouching with his hands stuck in his pockets.
68-->''[From "To the Center of the Earth", after Tyrone loses his penny a second time because of Uniqua's invention]''\
69'''Tyrone:''' See? I could have just walked over to get it. Now it's lost!\
70'''Professors Uniqua & Pablo:''' Poppycock! Inventions are always the way!\
71'''Tyrone:''' The way to drop my penny.
72%%* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'': Batman picks this up, in full [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks Silver Age]] glory.
73%%* ''WesternAnimation/BikerMiceFromMars'':
74%%** Lawrence Limburger.
75%%** Throttle fits this trope, too.
76* ''WesternAnimation/BlazeAndTheMonsterMachines'': Pickle, the resident CloudCuckoolander, has recently started entering this territory due to Crusher's constant attempts at cheating, all of which fail.
77* ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'': Huey Freeman. It helps that his personality is [[TheStoic genuinely deadpan]], and is quite blunt about whatever's on his mind. Riley and Granddad have their moments too, though the former is usually more obscene than deadpan.
78* ''WesternAnimation/BrandyAndMrWhiskers'': Brandy and Margo. Also, Ed has a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor if you pay close attention to his dialogue.
79* ''WesternAnimation/Ben10'': While most of the cast is pretty snarky, Kevin gets special mention for snarking at Charmcaster while under her mind control.
80-->'''Charmcaster:''' Your mind is now blank.\
81'''Kevin:''' Totally.\
82'''Charmcaster:''' Now go bring Gwen to me so that I can use the moonlight in a ritual to drain her magic. I'll take her very essence. By the time I'm done There will be nothing left of her.\
83'''Kevin:''' She's not going to come if I tell her that.\
84'''Charmcaster:''' You're not supposed to tell her!\
85'''Kevin:''' Give me a break, my mind is blank.
86* ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers'':
87** Wheeler will sometimes make sardonic remarks about the environmental problems he's tasked to deal with.
88** Among the Eco-Villains' henchmen, MAL constantly makes dry remarks, as does Rigger whenever he thinks he can get away with it.
89** Even Gaia gets a moment in "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS2E17And18SummitToSaveEarth Summit to Save Earth, Part 1]]". During the fight between her and Zarm, as her opponent is cowering from the blizzard that she conjured in response to his energy blast, she asks him sarcastically if he's afraid of ''melting'' because of all the snow.
90* ''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017'': Trevor Belmont.
91-->'''Corrupt Priest:''' The bishop said to tell you that the terms of even ''major'' excommunication mean that you are ''obliged'' to appear when summoned by the church.\
92'''Trevor:''' Well, ''shit''. Look, if I enter the church and... catch fire or something... it's your fault.
93* ''WesternAnimation/CastlevaniaNocturne'': Richter Belmont and Maria Renard, in equal measure.
94-->'''Maria''': Why do you kill vampires, then? If you're ''so'' uninterested.\
95'''Richter''': It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
96* ''WesternAnimation/CatDog'': Cat of the titular duo has an incredibly dry wit being the shows OnlySaneMan to a degree. Sunshine is also this big time especially helps that he is in constant deadpan mode.
97** And, to a lesser extent, Winslow. He doesn't have the "deadpan" part quite nailed down, though, due to being a [[PerpetualSmiler Perpetual]] SmugSmiler.
98%%* ''WesternAnimation/{{Catscratch}}'': Hovis. THE Trope Exemplifier par excellence.
99* ''WesternAnimation/{{Cellbound}}'': The jail warden has some moments of this as he watches the fake TV programme.
100-->''[After the "boxing match" ends with a KO]'' "That's a fixed fight if I ever saw one."\
101''[Upon seeing a screen declaring the horse racing has been cancelled due to rain]'' "Hm. Sunny California."
102%%* ''WesternAnimation/ChalkZone'': Penny, Snap, and Bathtub Granny.
103* ''WesternAnimation/ClassOf3000'':
104** [[AdorablyPrecociousChild Kam]] is by far the most readily sarcastic of the main cast, most notably in the ChristmasEpisode.
105** [[LonelyRichKid Eddie]] isn't quite on Kam's level, but is in fact capable of being ''very'' sarcastic.
106* ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh'': Per the {{Goth}} stereotype, Joan excels at making acidic comments towards others. She frequently is sardonic towards Abe and Gandhi, but is the harshest to Cleo.
107* ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko'': Ulrich, usually in response to Odd's latest idiocy or Jérémie's {{technobabble}}. Yumi can get into this too at times. In the original pilot "Garage Kids", he managed to do this [[SilentSnarker silently]] with an epic {{Facepalm}} at Odd being... well... Odd.
108* ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'':
109** Courage's computer. Being forced to do research on zombie film directors and methods of exorcising a mattress will do that to anyone, though.
110%%** Katz is sometimes this.
111%%* ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'': Jay Sherman's make-up lady Doris Grossman.
112* ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'':
113** Sam(antha) Manson.
114--->'''Danny:''' ''[to Tucker]'' You can get your own date for the dance like I did.\
115'''Sam:''' Does he have to [[AccidentalInnuendo take off his pants]] ''and'' act like a dweeb, or will either one do?
116** Tucker actually has his moments like this, as well:
117--->'''Jazz:''' ''[after accidentally trapping Danny in the [[WeaponsThatSuck Fenton Thermos]]]'' Think I should work on my banter?\
118'''Tucker:''' Start with your aim.
119** And Danny himself is no slouch in delivering sarcastic quips. Most of his fights typically involve this and WittyBanter.
120--->'''Jazz:''' Hey, you guys. What doesn't sound like Jazz to you?\
121'''Danny:''' ''[scowls at Jazz]''\
122'''Jazz:''' Still mad?\
123'''Danny:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Wow, you are the smart one!
124* ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'':
125** Daria is a deadpan snarker and patron of all [[TheSnarkKnight Snark Knights]]. Of course, she's the OnlySaneWoman in a SuckySchool, so she's rather justified.
126** Jane Lane. As Daria's best friend and one of the saner residents of Lawndale, she's along for the ride.
127%%** On occasion, Trent Lane, Tom Sloane, Jodie Landon, and Michael Jordan [=MacKenzie=] (a.k.a. Mack).
128* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'':
129-->'''Gosalyn:''' There's something strange about that Bug Master.\
130'''Darkwing:''' Yeah, she's in a bug costume threatening a cockroach. I'd call that strange.
131** His adopted daughter Gosalyn, as well. Her response on almost being dropped to her death is, "And to think I used to buy tickets for rides like that."
132%%* ''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian'': Lula the talking sword.
133%%* ''WesternAnimation/DefendersOfTheEarth'': Flash Gordon and Mandrake the Magician. Flash is an example of the basic trope, while Mandrake is a GentlemanSnarker.
134%%* ''WesternAnimation/DeltaState'': Philip.
135* ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'':
136** Dee Dee, when she's not being an imbecile, tends to snark.
137** Dexter is even more so. Of course, having to put up with one's sibling's antics can do that to anyone.
138* ''WesternAnimation/{{Dilbert}}'' gives most of the brilliantly sarcastic lines to Dogbert, playing Dilbert as more of a put-upon awkward genius.
139-->'''Dilbert:''' Push the button and see how a giant meteor caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Hm.\
140''[pushes button, whereupon a big rock simply falls on some animatronic dinosaurs and crushes them]''\
141'''Dogbert:''' ... Until this moment, I had trouble visualizing it.
142** The World's Smartest Garbageman also has his moments
143--->'''Dilbert:''' Do you know where the landfill is?\
144'''Garbageman:''' This might seem odd to you, but I do. Get in.
145* ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'': Mrs. Dink, Porkchop ([[SilentSnarker who can't even talk]]), and Beebe. Judy can also be this when she isn't being a LargeHam. Doug himself has his moments where he ventures to this.
146* ''WesternAnimation/{{Downtown}}'': Jen is this almost all of the time. She also gets the aforementioned deconstruction, admitting that her constant sarcasm comes from her own insecurities, and that the reason she picks on Alex the most is because he's her best friend.
147%%* ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'': Spanky Ham.
148%%* ''WesternAnimation/DrKatzProfessionalTherapist'': Laura.
149-->'''Ben:''' So... you're my father's receptionist. You know, I mean, in a way, we're sort of related, you and I, like siblings or something, because we both work for my Dad. I mean, you're his receptionist, and I'm his son. So, you know, fantastic, super.\
150'''Laura:''' Could you go now?
151* ''WesternAnimation/DungeonsAndDragons1983'': Though quite a few characters engaged in snark, it was a particular specialty of Eric's: "Now why didn't ''I'' think of that? A game of patty-cake will stop an army of raging orcs any day!"
152%%* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'': Eddy, Kevin and Marie Kanker are this. Sarah has her moments as well. Edd became this in Season 2.
153%%* ''WesternAnimation/ExoSquad'': Phaeton
154* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'':
155** Most of the characters have their moments of snarkiness, but special mention goes to Norm the Genie. Every sentence is a Deadpan Snark. In the episode "Back to the Norm", Norm teams up with Crocker and constantly Deadpan Snarks him. An example is when Crocker is doing his trademark "FAIRY GOD-PARENTS!" spazzing, and Norm makes him hold a chocolate shake in a glass container. When Crocker finishes, Norm says, "That's how I like my shakes. Spazzed, not stirred." From the same episode, Norm asks Crocker, "That thing on your neck...is that your ear?"
156** Timmy also has his moments, especially in the ''Oh Yeah! Cartoons'' shorts.
157* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
158** [[Characters/FamilyGuyBrianGriffin Brian Griffin]] and [[Characters/FamilyGuyStewieGriffin Stewie Griffin]], but especially Brian.
159--->'''Brian:''' What's it called?\
160'''Stewie:''' Susie.\
161'''Brian:''' Wow, a song named after a girl. There aren't a million of those already.
162** Sometimes Stewie manages to outsnark Brian, though.
163--->'''Brian:''' I didn't even know I even had a son until today, and besides, it's not like Tracey ever asked for my help.\
164'''Stewie:''' Yeah, it seemed like they were all set without you, she's done a fine job creating a child-friendly environmen-ta-re-mi-ooh, buh de buh boo, buh buh buh THPTHPTHPTHPT...\
165''[Brian slaps Stewie]''\
166'''Stewie:''' Great parenting.
167** [[Characters/FamilyGuyPeterGriffin Peter Griffin]] has his moments too.
168--->''[The bridge the Griffins are driving over partially collapses, leaving the car hanging over a sheer drop]''\
169'''Lois''': Oh my God! Peter, back up!\
170'''Peter''': Oh really Lois? I thought I might drive forward, I thought that might be the thing to do.
171* ''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum'': Lenny and [[EnsembleDarkhorse Kyle]]. The latter even uses the "zing!" on occasion.
172-->'''Chum Chum:''' Hey, Kyle! Meet our new friend Yum Yum! We made him out of gum!\
173'''Kyle:''' That's the ''only'' way you could make a friend.
174* ''WesternAnimation/FatherOfThePride'': Sarmoti and Sierra. Larry sometimes has his moments.
175* ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'': Bloo, Frankie, Jackie Khones, and Fluffer Nutter.
176* ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}'': Sgt. Mike Cosgrove is probably one of the biggest examples of this, he rarely changes his attitude.
177* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
178** Kif Kroker despises his captain Zapp Brannigan and carries out his absurd orders with as much resentment and snark as possible.
179** Hermes Conrad, Bureaucrat becomes this in the 2010 season. For instance, after Fry says [[ItMakesSenseInContext he needs a disgusting body to switch with to prove a point to Leela]] (paraphrased):
180--->'''Zoidberg:''' ''[runs in]'' Friends, friends! I have barnacles on my tuckus! ''[shows]''\
181'''Hermes:''' ''The long search is over.''
182*** Hermes was always this; even in his debut episode.
183---->'''Leela:''' Death by irritable space bowel syndrome?\
184'''Hermes:''' You don't want to get that.\
185'''Leela:''' Death by ''sonic diarrhea?''\
186'''Hermes:''' Just sign de form.
187** Leela shows a few signs of snarkiness.
188--->'''Fry:''' The future's disgusting!\
189'''Leela:''' Typical 20th century attitude.
190** Zapp, in one rare instance, calls Kif out on his attitude:
191--->'''Zapp Brannigan:''' Kif, arrest them! And for once, spare me the weary sigh.
192** [[Characters/FuturamaPhilipJFry Philip J. Fry]] has his moments.
193--->'''Leela:''' The tracks lead here.\
194'''Fry:''' ''Thanks, eagle eye.''
195%%* ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'':
196%%** Garfield, of course, especially when dealing with someone he finds particularly obnoxious, like [[SickeninglySweet Nermal]] or [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong the Buddy Bears]].
197%%** Dr. Liz Wilson, especially when dealing with Jon, and Jon himself on occasion. Even Odie, despite only speaking in barks and growls, shows shades of snark.
198%%** Just about all the main characters in the ''US Acres'' segments have their moments, but Orson and Wade are easily the two biggest snarkers. ([[TheTrickster Roy]] is generally missing the "deadpan" part).
199* ''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}'': David Xanatos is always up for a dry quip. And resident trickster Puck thoroughly enjoys sassing the hell out of anyone, especially humorless people like Demona.
200* ''WesternAnimation/GetEd'': [[NumberTwo Deets]] is this in spades. And to a lesser extent [[OldMaster Ol' Skool]].
201%%* Tunnel Rat on ''WesternAnimation/GIJoeRenegades''.
202* ''WesternAnimation/GoofTroop'': [[WomenAreWiser Peg]], [[CompetenceZone Max, and PJ]] fulfilling this role, generally to criticize the show's two {{Bumbling Dad}}s, WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} and WesternAnimation/{{Pete}}. However, Max and PJ will also often criticize ''each other'' with their snarking--usually when Max is being a FearlessFool or [[NoRespectGuy refusing to listen to PJ's sound advice]] or when PJ [[TemptingFate tempts fate]], makes an ignorant supposition, or starts acting like ''too'' much of an ExtremeDoormat. Because Pete is {{abusive|Parents}} and Goofy is {{amazingly embarrassing|Parents}}, Max is heard snarking about his dad far more often than PJ is, though he does sometimes, usually when Pete's not actually listening. Peg meanwhile snarks about both fathers but never the children. ''WesternAnimation/AnExtremelyGoofyMovie'' added another Deadpan Snarker in the form of PJ's LoveInterest, TallDarkAndSnarky [[NoNameGiven Beret Girl]], who has a poetic flair to her snarking and uses it to insult both [[JerkJock Bradley]] and [[PluckyComicRelief Bobby]].
203* Grunkle Stan from ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' is one of these. Very witty and usually the first to poke fun at the "object of ridicule". Dipper Pines seems to take after him in this regard, as he often puts in his own dry remarks in response to the silliness that happens around him.
204%%* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'': Mandy. Grim has his moments, too.
205* ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'': Laney Penn is known for her sassy attitude and frequently makes sarcastic or cutting remarks about the band's {{Zany Scheme}}s and the other nonsense occurring around her.
206%%* ''WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw'': Peanut.
207%%* ''WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi'': Yumi Yoshimura.
208%%* ''WesternAnimation/{{Horseland}}'': Shep.
209* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'': Gaz. Oh so much.
210-->'''Dib:''' Did you hear that, Gaz? Humans don't have squeedlyspooches!\
211'''Gaz:''' I've got a squeedlyspooch.
212** Also,
213--->'''Gaz:''' Why do you have to have a head?
214* ''WesternAnimation/{{Jellystone}}'': Most consistently, Loopy de Loop, whose voice never seems to rise above a monotone and displays openly sarcastic hostility towards her job at Magilla's bowtie emporium. She still acts like this when off the job having fun, though.
215%%* ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest'': Dukey is a mix of a DeadpanSnarker, a voice of reason and a LargeHam.
216* ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'':
217** Hawkgirl, who especially had a talent for dishing verbal ownage out on Flash:
218--->'''Flash:''' Fastest man alive.\
219'''Hawkgirl:''' [[DoubleEntendre Which probably explains why you can't get a date.]]
220** In his few brief appearances, villain ComicBook/{{The Shade|DCComics}} has his moments:
221--->'''Shade:''' Lex Luthor? The plot thins.
222** General Wade Eiling, especially after becoming the General. He spends most of his battle against the League's {{Badass Normal}}s mocking them.
223** [[Characters/DCAUBatman Batman]] and Green Lantern at times, especially in later seasons.
224*** If you count the introductory sequence of [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague The Once And Future Thing]], Batman resignedly snarked ''himself'' when he realized all too late how he'd set himself up during a conversation with the Green Lantern:
225---->'''Batman:''' I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow any distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... [[OhCrap standing right behind me, isn't she?]]\
226'''Franchise/WonderWoman:''' Don't let that stop you -- [[DiggingYourselfDeeper keep digging]].
227** [[http://lotoflaughters.com/22-times-the-justice-league-proved-their-superpower-is-sass/ It's a world of snark]].
228%%* ''WesternAnimation/KaBlam'': June, starting in Season 2 after her [[CharacterizationMarchesOn personality overhaul]]. Henry had his moments as well, moreso in the earlier seasons.
229%%** September of ''The Off-Beats'' was probably the snarkiest character in the entire series.
230%%** ''Life With Loopy'': Larry was always very snarky, though Loopy tends to have her moments.
231* ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaeloo}}'': [[CatsAreSnarkers Mr. Cat]] is the most sarcastic character on the show, mainly because [[SurroundedByIdiots he's the only smart person around.]] Unfortunately, most of the people he lives with are SarcasmBlind.
232** Stumpy has shown signs of this too, for example in one episode after he lets out a sneeze:
233--->'''Kaeloo:''' Stumpy, did you catch a cold?\
234'''Stumpy:''' How did you guess?
235* ''Kerwhizz'': Pip is a voiceless example, growling in frustration at Ninki's wrong answers.
236* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'':
237** Shego. In fact, she considers Drakken to be little more than mocking gold.
238--->'''Shego:''' Okay, let's get [[OperationBlank Plan Too-Complicated-To-Actually-Work]] over with.\
239''[beat]''\
240'''Drakken:''' Would it hurt you to show a little enthusiasm?\
241'''Shego:''' ''[[[FlatJoy deadpan]]]'' Woohoo, extra hoo. Happy?\
242''[beat]''\
243'''Shego:''' Y'know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the "genius".\
244'''Dr. Drakken:''' Keep it up, Shego, and you'll see plenty of the "mad".\
245'''Shego:''' Ooh, scary man.
246*** Fun-fact: Shego wasn't originally planned to be like this, but after the directors realized how much talent her voice actress had in doing the DeadpanSnarker, they changed her whole script.
247%%** Kim herself also has her moments. And even Ron sometimes gets in on it, especially when a villain’s plan is pointlessly convoluted.
248** Also, Monkey Fist. His voice certainly helps.
249--->'''Monkey Fist:''' ''[said menacingly to a child-hostage staring at him]'' Take a picture. It'll last longer.\
250...\
251'''Monkey Fist:''' Can you two buffoons take this outside?\
252'''Duff Killigan:''' ... At 30,000 feet?\
253'''Monkey Fist:''' Precisely.
254* ''WesternAnimation/KingArthursDisasters'': Lancelot and King Arthur.
255-->'''Robin Hood:''' Hey, that's my tree you're cutting down!\
256'''King Arthur:''' Oh? This is your tree? Well, good for you then.\
257'''Lancelot:''' Look, I don't want to cause doom and despondency, but I really think we oughtta GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!\
258'''Lancelot:''' That's the fountain of youth? I expected it to be more... impressive.
259** [[IncrediblyLamePun Hehehehehe. Snark knights.]]
260* ''WesternAnimation/LibertysKids'': Both Sarah and James switch off in playing this role. More often than not, it's James snarking about how stuffy the high society that Sarah was born into is. Though Sarah has been known to throw a great deal of snark right back at him about how infantile Americans in general -- and James specifically -- can be.
261** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Wilhelm_von_Steuben Baron von Steuben]], despite only being in one episode, has his moments:
262--->'''American Soldier:''' Sir, you may not appreciate our brand of military discipline, however...\
263'''Baron von Steuben:''' How can I appreciate what you don't have?
264* ''WesternAnimation/TheLifeAndTimesOfJuniperLee'': Almost every single character. This show's humor ran on two things: playing with, subverting or deconstructing fantasy tropes and pure grade-A snark. Most prominent in this regard was probably Monroe, [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick the talking Scottish dog]].
265%%* ''WesternAnimation/LittlestPetShop1995'': Chloe.
266* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'':
267** WesternAnimation/BugsBunny is the 2nd most famous DeadpanSnarker in western animation, right after [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Eric Cartman]]. Being forced to deal with some truly incompetent antagonists helps.
268*** In ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'', one of his reasons for liking prison is because he can be as snarky as he likes without repercussion.
269---->'''Bugs:''' It's a smart-aleck's paradise!
270** WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck (post-{{Flanderization}}) has quite a sarcastic streak in later cartoons, as he's the ButtMonkey and has to deal with being upstaged by Bugs.
271** WesternAnimation/PorkyPig is often very verbal about the wacky cast around him, especially when paired with Daffy (particularly the pompous Daffy who was trying to be a star, not the wacky one who always got Porky in trouble).
272%%** Tweety certainly has his moments.
273%%** Sylvester, too.
274** Really, it would probably be easier to count the number of Looney Tunes characters who ''aren't'' deadpan snarkers. Creator/ChuckJones was especially fond of this trope in his cartoons.
275* ''WesternAnimation/TheMagicRoundabout'': Dougal, with one example from "Piano Moving".
276-->'''Florence:''' What are you doing, Dougal?\
277'''Dougal:''' [[SarcasmMode I am fishing off the end of Brighton Pier.]]\
278'''Brian:''' [[LampshadeHanging I don't think he's fishing at all. I think he's being sarcastic.]] That's what I think.
279** Not just Dougal, but Florence herself would occasionally become this as a LittleMissSnarker in the Nigel Planer episodes, usually leading more towards the "deadpan" part.
280* ''WesternAnimation/MegaManRubySpears'': Protoman has a tendency to do this.
281-->'''Cutman:''' Almost got him!\
282'''Protoman:''' "Almost" only counts in horseshoes, Cutman.
283** Being a deadpan snarker was pretty much Protoman's entire character besides him being a blood knight. He snarks the good-guys, especially his baby brother, his own allies, and even his boss, Wily, when he comes up with some of his goofiest plans.
284** Mega Man himself shows spades of this, particularly when he is mocking the Robot Masters' stupidity.
285--->'''Gutsman:''' How did you know we were going to be here?!\
286'''Mega Man:''' Any idiot can read a train schedule.
287* ''WesternAnimation/{{Megas XLR}}'':
288** Jamie is, while being a strong coward and womanizer, a decent example of the trope. He is often well aware of and comments on the lunacy and danger of Coop's actions and, sometimes, dialogue. That being said however, he seems to enjoy the destruction Coop's actions brings, so may or may not comment if it doesn't directly affect him.
289** Coop's [[BigRedButton button of doom]] would occasionally get in a good one. For example, it was once labeled "Do Something Stupid, Coop".
290* ''WesternAnimation/MollyOfDenali'': Tooey is often wryly funny, especially when around Molly, who tends to be overexcitable.
291* ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'' : Reverend Putty, and possibly Ms. Sculptham are this. Putty because he's bitter at being a virgin and possibly annoyed at God, as judged by his "I Hate My Boss" mug.
292* ''WesternAnimation/{{Mr Bogus}}'': Several characters, with [[BrattyHalfPint Brattus]], [[OnlySaneMan Tommy]], and {{Mole|Miner}} being the most prominent examples.
293* ''WesternAnimation/MyDadTheRockStar'': Alissa has a knack for delivering some golden snarky comments, and it appears as though she has rubbed off on Willy, as both of them have their moments teasing Quincy (with Alissa being a repeat offender).
294%%* ''WesternAnimation/PawPawBears'': Trembly Paw.
295* ''WesternAnimation/PetAlien'':
296** Swanky, being the (mostly) OnlySaneMan of the aliens, frequently insults them and snarks about their stupidity.
297--->'''Dinko:''' Super Tommy of Earth! Help! Help! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Swanky is trying to steal my nose]]!\
298'''Swanky:''' I'd steal your brain too, but someone's already beat me to it.
299** Not to the extent of Swanky, but Tommy can get pretty snarky whenever the aliens are acting particularly stupid or he has to deal with [[SpoiledBrat Melba Manners]]. One of his {{Catch Phrase}}s is a dry, sarcastic "Right..."
300--->'''Melba:''' Can I offer you some advice, Cadle?\
301'''Tommy:''' Can I stop you?
302* ''WesternAnimation/PhantomInvestigators'': Kira is the snarkiest member of the team (to the point where it's referenced in-universe), though [[WorldOfSnark all the Phantom Investigators have their moments]]. Casey less so than the others, but he manages to get some snarky moments especially in "Stall Of Doom".
303* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'':
304** [[Characters/PhineasAndFerbCandaceFlynn Candace Flynn]], although, most of the time, she's not so much "deadpan" as "[[NoIndoorVoice very LOUD]]":
305--->'''Guard:''' There's no yelling allowed.\
306'''Candace:''' Oh, right, it's a museum, I wouldn't want to [[SuddenlyShouting WAKE ANYONE UP!]]
307** Stacy can be like this when paired with Candace. [[OnlySaneMan It's not hard to see why, given that Candace has more than a few screws loose.]]
308%%** Agent P is a SilentSnarker.
309%%** [[Characters/PhineasAndFerbHeinzDoofenshmirtz Heinz Doofenshmirtz]] himself also has his moments.
310** Linda when Candace tries to bust her brothers and when Candace is a DeadpanSnarker herself.
311%%** Ferb, with emphasis on "Deadpan".
312%%** Roger Doofenshmirtz's secretary Melony.
313** One episode has normally cheerful Robot Buddy Norm turn into this to Doofenshmirtz. It leads to this exchange.
314--->'''Norm:''' Oh, how about next time ''you'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext make the potato salad]], and ''I'll'' make the overly-complicated shemes that always comically backfire?\
315''[beat]''\
316'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Cuttin' deep, Norm. You're cuttin' deep.
317* ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'': The Brain, usually in response to Pinky's insanity.
318-->'''Pinky:''' Egad, you astound me, Brain!\
319'''Brain:''' That was a simple task, Pinky.
320* ''WesternAnimation/PoundPuppies2010'': Squirt tends to be one, particularly to Niblet and, somewhat less often, Strudel. Cookie, on the other hand, will snark on whomever, whenever.
321* ''WesternAnimation/RazzberryJazzberryJam'': Krupa is the Jazzberries’ resident fountain of sarcasm. It comes from a combination of being grumpy and usually being the OnlySaneMan.
322* ''WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo'':
323** Mindy. She also qualifies as a LittleMissSnarker.
324--->'''Sean:''' Do you know why that happened?\
325'''Mindy:''' Because you can't catch?
326** Mitchell as well.
327--->'''Mitchell:''' Oh, really? What case are you working on?\
328'''Mindy:''' The case of what Mitchell's doing, and I solved it!\
329'''Mitchell:''' Yes, very funny.
330%%* ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'':
331%%** T.J., Vince, and Spinelli.
332%%** King Bob, when he's not being a LargeHam.
333%%** Apparently, Miss Grotke when she needs to be one.
334%%* ''WesternAnimation/TheReplacements'': C.A.R., usually at Dick's expense.
335* ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'': [[Characters/RickAndMortyRickSanchez Rick Sanchez]] is a sarcastic and snarky mad scientist who frequently takes his grandson Morty on wacky misadventures across the universe and other dimensions. He has a deadpan opinion on school and he frequently makes sarcastic comments all the time, even in deadly situations.
336* ''Franchise/RoboCop: Alpha Commando'' sees its version of Murphy display a fondness for sarcasm, quips, and puns not seen in other versions.
337* ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'': Rocko, but only when he's annoyed.
338* ''WesternAnimation/{{The Saga of Noggin the Nog}}'': Graculus the Great Green Bird, right from his first line.
339* ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'': [[Characters/SamuraiJackJack Jack]] tends to get a few good lines occasionally:
340-->'''Scotsman's Wife:''' ''[yelling very loudly]'' WELL HOW DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING ME OUT!?\
341'''Jack:''' I hope silently.\
342'''Da Samurai:''' Didn't you hear who I am!\
343'''Jack:''' I believe ''everyone'' heard who you are.\
344'''Ashi:''' Die! Die! Why won't you die? Scum! Aku will be triumphant! I will undo the evil that is you, samurai! I will kill you as long as I have breath in my body! I will strike you down! Long live the glory of Aku!\
345'''Jack:''' ... [[{{Understatement}} You are very troubled and very confused.]]
346* ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'':
347%%** Velma can't seem to help herself, especially when Creator/MindyCohn voices her.
348%%** Surprisingly, Scooby Doo is one at times.
349** Daphne was one in ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooOnZombieIsland'' ("If this is a mask Fred, it's a pretty darn good one!"), though Velma still had her moments.
350--->'''Daphne:''' I need a real live ghost.\
351'''Velma:''' That's an oxymoron, Daph!
352%%** Fred and Shaggy have both had their moments over the years as well, even Scrappy.
353%%* ''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021'': Sparks.
354* ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretSaturdays'':
355** Doyle. After the family finds out that [[spoiler:the KidHero is the ultimate evil monster they were all trying to hunt down, the patriarch of the family forbids them to tell anyone about this.]]
356--->'''Doyle:''' Yeah, I was planning on a radio jingle, but I can cancel that.
357** His sister is the same. But then, what else can you expect from the voice actress of [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Shego]]?
358* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
359** Comic Book Guy, to the point where he causes a sarcasm detector to ''self-destruct''.
360** Lisa Simpson often fills this role, especially when interacting with the severely less intelligent Bart and Homer. While Lisa tended to take concern in Homer or Bart's dilemmas in earlier seasons, she has become more sarcastic in the current seasons.
361** [[Characters/TheSimpsonsBartSimpson Bart Simpson]] can also act in this role when dealing with Homer's more harebrained schemes. It's often this type of aside that brings on [[RunningGag the strangulation gag]].
362** Sideshow Bob, [[InsufferableGenius to a fault]]. SnarkToSnarkCombat ensues when his brother Cecil shows up.
363--->'''Sideshow Bob:''' Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
364--->'''Cecil:''' ''For'' me, Bob. For me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer.
365--->'''Sideshow Bob:''' Hydrological ''and'' hydrodynamical. Talk about running the gamut.
366--->'''Cecil:''' Snigger all you like, Bob.
367--->'''Sideshow Bob:''' Thank you. I believe I shall.
368** Deconstructed briefly in "Homerpalooza" when Homer gets up on stage to perform his newfound skill of taking cannonballs to the gut:
369--->'''Teen #1:''' Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. ''He's'' cool.\
370'''Teen #2:''' Are you being sarcastic, dude?\
371'''Teen #1:''' I don't even know anymore...
372* ''WesternAnimation/SimsalaGrimm'': Yoyo is known for all sorts of sarcastic one-liners.
373* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
374** [[Characters/SouthParkEricCartman Eric Cartman]] is unequivocally ''the'' most famous and iconic Deadpan Snarker in cartoon history.
375** In the later episodes, [[Characters/SouthParkStanMarsh Stan Marsh]] has a habit of pinching the bridge of his nose and sighing when another character does something stupid. He often exclaims "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here" and, in "Child Abduction is Not Funny", he remarks to Kyle, "Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid," and as they rejoin their families at the conclusion of the episode, "Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but, Jesus Christ...".
376** Craig is the personification of this trope.
377--->'''Craig:''' Do you guys know why nobody else in School likes hanging out with you? ... [[InvokedTrope Because you’re always doing stuff like this]]. You’re always coming up with some stupid idea to do something, and then it backfires, and then you end up in some foreign country, or in outer space, or something. That's why nobody likes hanging out with you guys.\
378'''Craig:''' This is fun. Let's walk for miles through a spooky jungle. It just keeps getting better and better.\
379'''Craig:''' "Let's see what's in there." That's why you guys get into these situations. Because when you come across a spooky, ancient ruin, you say: ''"Let's see what's in there."''
380* ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants [=SpongeBob=] [=SquarePants=]]]'':
381** [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsSquidwardTentacles Squidward Tentacles]] is arguably the biggest one on the show, being prone to scathing sarcasm, mostly towards [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick.
382--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:'''(after using his massive, towering wig as a mop) See, Squidward, it's functional, too.\
383'''Squidward:''' It's about as functional as your brain.
384** Karen snarks at Plankton all the time in the post-movie episodes, especially when his plans become needlessly convoluted or just plain ''stupid''.
385** [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsPatrickStar Patrick Star]] sometimes makes cutting remarks in the earlier episodes, and occasionally the later ones, but not as frequently.
386** [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsTitularCharacter SpongeBob]] himself has his moments of making sarcastic remarks, mostly in the pre-first movie seasons.
387* ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'' is practically a WorldOfSnark. Everyone has their snarky moments - the Jedi, the clones, the battle droids...
388** [[Characters/StarWarsObiWanKenobi Obi-Wan Kenobi]]. If anything, he's even deadpan ''snarkier'' in the show than he was in the movies. For instance, from [[Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS1E4DestroyMalevolence "Rising Malevolence"]]:
389*** This:
390---->'''Obi-Wan:''' That's your plan? Just fly in there, land, hope they don't spot us, and walk in the door?\
391'''Anakin:''' Basically.\
392'''Obi-Wan:''' Oh, brilliant. Let's get going.
393*** And:
394---->'''Grievous:''' General Kenobi, did you really think I would leave the hyperdrive unguarded?\
395'''Obi-Wan:''' [[SarcasmMode Anything's possible.]] [[GeneralFailure You haven't exactly impressed me today.]]
396** [[Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS1E11DookuCaptured "Dooku Captured"]]:
397*** This moment when Anakin complains that he's always TheBait:
398---->'''Obi-Wan:''' When you're a [[AsskickingLeadsToLeadership Jedi Master, you can make the plans]].\
399'''Anakin:''' That's just it. How can I be a Jedi Master if I'm always getting caught?\
400'''Obi-Wan:''' At least you're a master... of getting caught.
401*** Obi-Wan, after admonishing Anakin for getting his lightsaber knocked out of his hand "by a rock", tries to activate his own lightsaber but it shorts out.
402---->'''Obi-Wan:''' Silly thing. It was just working a minute ago.\
403'''Anakin:''' You don't suppose it got ''[throws a rock at Obi-Wan]'' hit by a rock, do you?
404*** While Ahsoka tends to be more of a SilentSnarker, complete with eye rolls, she, too has her moments.
405---->'''Ahsoka:''' So, which part of the situation did you have under control? The blocked entrance, the poisoned gas, or that gundark behind you?
406** [[Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS1E17BlueShadowVirus Also]]:
407--->'''Obi-Wan:''' You seem a bit on edge.\
408'''Anakin:''' There's a good chance that we're about to destroy all life on this planet, including ours and the senator's. So ''yes'', I'm a bit on edge! Why aren't you?\
409'''Obi-Wan:''' ''[shrugs]'' I'm better at hiding it.
410** [[Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS2E17BountyHunters "Bounty Hunters"]]: Obi-Wan and Sugi are both snarky and critical of each other, though Sugi probably gets the best line with ''"Says the peacekeeper, who fails to keep the peace."''
411** [[Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS4E5MercyMission "Mercy Mission"]]: Clone pilot Warthog has an ''interesting'' reaction to the Aleena:
412--->'''Aleena:''' ''[mounted on a dragonfly, jubilantly]'' Kazabanee! ''[dives below clouds]''\
413'''Warthog:''' ''Great.'' It's gonna be another one of ''those'' planets.
414* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'':
415%%** [[Characters/StevenUniverseLapisLazuli Lapis Lazuli]] is this.
416** [[Characters/StevenUniverseGarnet Garnet]] has her moments.
417--->'''Pearl:''' Are we really going to keep [Lion]?\
418'''Garnet:''' We kept Amethyst.
419%%* ''WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}}'': Alice is this.
420* ''WesternAnimation/SuperNoobs'':
421** Shope, the only female member of the noobs, can be very snarky at times, especially when heaving to deal with immaturity of any kind from her friends.
422** Zenblock is also very snarky, as he coined the term "Noobs" to describe the four kids he and Memnock end up recruiting. His impulsiveness and hot temper also leads him to make sarcastic and harsh comments.
423%%* ''WesternAnimation/TazMania'': Digeri Dingo is by far the most sarcastic character on the show.
424* ''WesternAnimation/TeachersPet'':
425** Spot Helperman/Scott Leadready II is the best example. He tends to be very sarcastic and has a dry wit from time to time.
426** Pretty Boy, too, by virtue of being a loud-mouthed, sarcastic, bossy canary.
427* ''WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|1987}}'':
428** Raphael is the resident snarker in ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987''.
429--->'''Raphael:''' [[ComicBook/UsagiYojimbo He]]'s not only from an alternate dimension, but also ancient Japan. So naturally, he speaks English.
430** The Shredder can occasionally be one as well.
431--->'''Bebop:''' Hey Boss, it's me, Bebop!\
432'''Shredder:''' Really? And all this time I thought I was talking to Santa Claus.
433** In the [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012 the 2012 series]], Raphael is once again the resident DeadpanSnarker, but even moreso than before.
434--->''[While all hell is breaking loose in the Kraang's base, with an alarm blaring in the background]''\
435'''Leonardo:''' Let's move.\
436'''Raphael:''' Move ''where''?\
437'''Donatello:''' I... think those are power conduits.\
438'''Raphael:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, that's really interesting! Thanks for sharing, Donny!]]
439** [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003 The 2003 series]] version of Raphael is no slouch in the snark department either.
440--->''(Raph is being interrogated by Hun who [[MistakenForAliens thinks he is an extraterrestrial being]])''\
441'''Hun:''' ''(admiring Raph's sai)'' This is some nice steel. How about telling me who gave 'em to you?\
442'''Raph:''' [[YourMom Your momma]].
443** Michelangelo is almost as snarky as Raphael.
444--->''(The Turtles are fighting a mutant that still has some human intelligence left)''\
445'''Donatello:''' Mikey, no! We should try to talk to it!\
446'''Michelangelo:''' It's a vicious mutant cockroach with a human sticking out of it! What do you want to talk about, current events?
447* ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003'':
448** [[Characters/TeenTitans2003Raven Raven]], sometimes even to the point of [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment of Funny]]:
449--->'''Beast Boy:''' See? [Blackfire] thinks I'm funny.\
450'''Raven:''' Statistically, I suppose ''someone'' has to.
451** And:
452--->''[Unicorn statuette causes a secret door to open]''\
453'''Raven:''' Well, that's not suspicious...
454*** Could be TallDarkAndSnarky, except for the "tall" part.
455** [[Characters/TeenTitans2003Cyborg Cyborg]] has his moments, too.
456--->'''Robin:''' ''[about Starfire]'' I have to find out if she's a threat.\
457'''Cyborg:''' ''[behind his back]'' More like find out if she'll give him another kiss...
458* ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'': The Fat Controller has his moments. When Douglas [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength accidentally smashes a brake van]] pushing James' train uphill, Edward vouches for him, saying he "worked hard enough for three." The Fat Controller, irritated at recent mishaps involving Douglas and his twin, remarks that "Two would have been enough."
459* ''WesternAnimation/TheTick'': The last episode featured superhero-in-training Sarcastro, [[{{Pun}} a man dressed as Fidel Castro who was sarcastic]]. In fact, being really sarcastic was his only stated superpower, and the only time he got to use it in a heroic fashion (he spent most of the episode snarking at the Tick and the other superhero cadets) was when he faced down the MonsterOfTheWeek, a hitman using a suit of PoweredArmor:
460-->'''Sarcastro:''' Oh, ''sure'', I'm gonna fight ''you''. ''[runs away]''
461* ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'': Larry 3000 which is rather obvious, since he's a CampGay {{Expy}} of [[Franchise/StarWars C-3P0]].
462* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'':
463** Almost every character (except [[DumbBlonde Lindsay]]) becomes a DeadpanSnarker over time [[ComedicSociopathy due to the suffering they go through on a daily basis]] but Noah, [[Characters/TotalDramaDuncan Duncan]], Gwen and Leshawna are the most prominent examples.
464** "Woo-hoo, way to throw those murder balls. Go team, go."
465** Even [[spoiler:Mike's SplitPersonality Mal]] is shown to have shades of this in ''All-Stars'' as seen in "Moon Madness".
466--->[[spoiler:'''Mal:''' ''[while pretending to be Mike]'' Wow, Cam, you may just have a point.]]
467* ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers'':
468** Scourge occasionally plays this to Cyclonus.
469--->'''Cyclonus:''' ''[in reference to hearing moaning while inside Unicron's head, in ''Five Faces of Darkness Part 1'']'' Must be the wind.\
470'''Scourge:''' There ''is'' no wind in space.
471** Unicron himself is not a slacker in this department in TheMovie.
472--->'''Megatron:''' Nobody summons Megatron!\
473'''Unicron:''' Then it pleases me to be the first.
474**
475--->'''Megatron:''' I have already crushed Optimus Prime with my bare hands!\
476'''Unicron:''' You exaggerate.
477** Springer lives and breathes this trope, particularly in ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie'', but also in Season 3 of ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers''.
478--->'''Springer:''' Yes, SIR, Mr. Leader, sir!
479** Even Optimus Prime gets in on this from time to time. It's sometimes hard to resist, given the state of cartoon villainy in the '80s.
480--->'''Optimus:''' Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies.
481** Rodimus Prime is prone to this.
482--->'''Rodimus:''' Don't panic yet. Stay calm until we know what's going on. Then we'll panic.
483*** It goes beyond Deadpan Snarking and straight into GallowsHumor and BlackComedy. For instance, when the Autobots and their two human allies appear to be stranded in space...
484---->'''Ultra Magnus:''' It could be months until we're found.\
485'''Spike:''' Aw swell. What do Daniel and I do when the air runs out?\
486'''Rodimus:''' Basically you'll have two choices: suffocate or smother.
487** Not even the [[LargeHam Decepticon]] [[AxCrazy Leader]], Galvatron, is immune to this:
488--->'''Bruticus:''' Not a very subtle weapon, is it?\
489'''Galvatron:''' Somehow I think subtlety would be lost on the Predacons.
490* ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}: WesternAnimation/BeastWars'':
491** Rattrap from fits this role perfectly. He is snide, cynical, and sarcastic. He's notable for his frequent use of the phrase "We're all gonna die.", and constantly bickers with Dinobot, and, later, Depth Charge. He is, however, a capable soldier and, if need be, leader.
492--->'''Rattrap:''' Eh, command's a pain in the tail... especially with ''this'' pack of hyenas. You can ''keep'' it.
493** Blackarachnia, as the show's resident DarkActionGirl, also qualifies. Especially when dealing with Silverbolt.
494* ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}: Robots in Disguise'': Slapper, Gas Skunk, and Dark Scream do this a lot to their boss, Sky-Byte.
495* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime'':
496** [[MadDoctor Knock Out]] certainly has his moments.
497--->'''Knock Out:''' ''[when [[TheStarscream Starscream]] [[PercussiveMaintenance bashes]] the MacGuffin on a table]'' Oh gee, why didn't ''I'' think of that?
498** Even [[Characters/TransformersPrimeMegatron Megatron]] has his moments of snarking.
499--->'''Megatron:''' ''[visiting the Autobot Base]'' So, this is where the magic happens... Quaint.
500* In ''WesternAnimation/TronUprising'', the opening narrator is fond of snarking about the characters.
501* ''WesternAnimation/TrustMeImAGenie'': Ziggy, Joe and sometimes Diego.
502* ''WesternAnimation/TheWackyAdventuresOfRonaldMcdonald'': Sundae's main role in the series. Many, if not most, of his lines are accompanied by LosingHorns.
503* ''WesternAnimation/{{Wakfu}}'':
504** Evangelyne, mainly towards IdiotHero Sadlygrove, [[MrViceGuy penny-pinching]] Ruel, and her charge, RebelliousPrincess Amalia.
505** Rubilax, a TalkingWeapon, is fully into the SnarkyNonHumanSidekick category. In fact, all of the Talking Weapons in this show are like that. Justified by one whom stated that while [[SealedEvilInACan trapped in that form]], there isn't much else they can do.
506* ''WesternAnimation/TheWeekenders'': Tino Tonitini, who probably taught the school age [[TheNoughties 2000s-2009]] Disney-viewing audience a thing or two on becoming an out-and-out wiseacre, was brilliant at this.
507-->''[A girl who humiliated Carver is waving to him at the beach]''\
508'''Carver:''' After what she did, she's ''waving at me?'' Is there a law against this kind of thing?\
509'''Tino:''' ''[deadpan]'' Oh yeah, they're enforced by the Federal Bureau of Waving.
510** The end of one episode has Tino labeled as "Most Sarcastic" in his school yearbook.
511%%* ''WesternAnimation/WinxClub'': Tecna sometimes acts like this.
512%%** ''WesternAnimation/WorldOfWinx'': Margot, one of the two judges of WOW! the Reality Talent Show, is not only a grump, she's also one heck of a snarker.
513%%* ''WesternAnimation/{{WITCH}}'': The main characters all have their moments. Irma Lair is the resident queen of snark.;
514* ''WesternAnimation/WorkItOutWombats'': Sammy is usually a relaxed person, but he slips into sarcasm multiple times throughout "[[Recap/WorkItOutWombatsS1E4SpecialDeliveryCampoutConfusion Special Delivery]]." By the time Malik gets to Sammy's house, all the ice cream melted. Sammy sarcastically asks if it's an invisible flavor.
515* ''WesternAnimation/{{Wunschpunsch}}'': [[CleverCrows Jacob]] can't help himself with all of the weird spells he witnesses on a daily basis, and can be snide towards Mauricio whenever the cat does something silly. Mauricio fits the CatsAreSnarkers trope on occasion.
516%%* ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown'': Raimundo, although not exactly deadpan, is still very snarky.
517* ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice2010'': Basically every teenaged hero and quite a few of the adults and villains, too. Probably the most obvious ones are Artemis and Robin I/Nightwing, the latter of which will snark even in the darkest situations.
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