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6->''"I have lived for over a hundred years and read thousands upon thousands of [articles], yet each piece of knowledge I acquire only reminds me of my ignorance, because it invariably teases me with hints of a dozen new things I have no knowledge of."''
7-->-- '''Nallab''', ''[[Literature/{{Dinotopia}} Dinotopia Lost]]'', paraphrased.
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9Screw the future tense of JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife! For some of us, it has already happened! If it has, let us know!
10TV Tropes can easily ruin your life, but not in the common sense. It's more of a cool way of ruining your life, like turning you into a mutant zombie or a super hot vampire that girls love even though you'll probably suck the life out of them.
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12But this is JustForFun. If you actually got into some sort of major trouble due to Website/TVTropes, there are better places to write about it than this. This page is just for listing either real or made up things that TV Tropes made some problems for you.
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14Compare JustForFun/YouKnowYouReadTooMuchTVTropesWhen.
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16Contrast SugarWiki/TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife, and SugarWiki/TVTropesEnhancedMyLife.
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18* [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} What's the deal with TV Tropes?]]
19* [[WesternAnimation/{{PhineasAndFerb}} MOM! TV TROPES IS MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!]]
20* TV Tropes [[KarmaHoudini got away with]] [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife ruining my life!]]
21* [[DriventoSuicide TV Tropes made me kill myself]] because of the [[CurseCutShort f...]] never mind me, [[RamblingOldManMonologue I'm just rambling to myself...because of the thousands of thousands of pages. Even the amount of strange things I've seen on this page make me depressed.]] [[BlatantLies But it really is okay! The first part was a joke.]]
22* [[Music/TheWall Tell me, is something eluding you, Troper? Is this not what you expected to see? If you wanna find out what's behind all these tropes, you'll just have to crawl your way through this website!]]
23* TV Tropes [[Franchise/KingdomHearts made me crush on Xion.]] [[BaseBreakingCharacter Who half the fanbase hates.]] [[Franchise/StarTrek KHAN! KHAN!]]
24* [[Memes/CodeGeass TV TROPES LIED, I DIED]]
25* TV Tropes taught me to swear! Thankfully it was only of the PrecisionFStrike degree.
26* TV Tropes ate my social life! And then put it in CAKE!
27* TV Tropes GOT RID OF THE OLD RODRICK AND PUT IN THE NEW ONE!!
28* [[Series/DoctorWho TV Tropes wants to steal my body...SO THAT IT WILL LIVE AND I WILL DIE!!]]
29* Because I became too amused with the entries filed under ActorAllusion and [[ShoutOut Shout-Outs]] I now became so darn obsessed with allusions in general I find it difficult to draw any fan-art without throwing in allusions.
30* [[Music/{{Pink}} This used to be a funhouse! Then TV Tropes used evil clowns!]]
31* If it weren't for TV Tropes, I wouldn't want to to see [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Scootaloo]] [[{{Yiff}} get it on with]] Music/NickiMinaj. Or at the very least, [[http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dYJ1KpvO8qY this girl.]] Is that good or bad? (On a side note, the term "tail pr0n" won't stop cycling through my brain.
32* [[Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei Despair!]] TV Tropes has left me in despair!* TV Tropes introduced me to fanfiction... Pass the BrainBleach, please.
33* [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes TV Tropes IN F-14S!]]
34* TV Tropes sucked me into a Creator/JunjiIto manga, [[AndIMustScream AND I MUST SCREAM]]!
35* Now, thanks to my Kindle and wireless 3G, TV Tropes has ruined my job!
36** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark IT TERK ERR JEEURB!]]
37* TV Tropes [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onVnBVIh2OM kept me waiting for a bubble!!!!!]]
38* TV Tropes filled my hovercraft with eels.
39* YourMom IS TV TROPES!!!
40** You know who else is TV Tropes? [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow MY MOM!]]
41* I saw Cthulhu, and because of this site, I had the urge [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu to punch him]]. I was so lucky he was too busy [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny fighting Superman and Chuck Norris to notice]]. I could have gotten eaten! Thanks a lot, TV Tropes! Screw you!
42** [[DidYouJustRomanceCthulhu I didn't punch Shub-Niggurath.]] The child support payments for 1000 young are terrible.
43* TV Tropes [[JediMindtrick will not ruin your life. Keep reading.]]
44** TV Tropes [[WeakWilled will not ruin my life. I will keep reading.]]
45** [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Just keep reading, just keep reading, just keep reading, reading, reading- Hey, wait for me!]]
46* TV Tropes [[YouKilledMyFather killed my father]]!
47** No, TV Tropes ''[[LukeIAmYourFather is ]]''[[LukeIAmYourFather your father.]]
48*** [[ThisCannotBe No... that's not true... That's impossible!]]
49*** Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
50*** [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOO!]]
51*** [[TranslationTrainWreck DO NOT WANT!]]
52*** [[BigYes DO WANT!!!]]
53** [[LukeYouAreMyFather Your father is TV Tropes!]]
54*** [[StrangeSyntaxSpeaker Your father it is.]]
55** [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya Hello, my Name Is Inigo Montoya.]] TV Tropes [[YouKilledMyFather killed my father.]] PrepareToDie!!! [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch.]]
56*** I want my social life back, you son of a bitch.
57** TV Tropes! [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls You killed my father again!]]
58** No! TV Tropes [[FanFic/DoomRepercussionsOfEvil ARE the demons]]!
59*** [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie And then TV Tropes was a zombie.]]
60*** In TV Land Zombies mock Tropes!
61*** Hey, we're [[NotUsingTheZWord not using the Z-word!]]
62** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy TV Tropes IS the tomato!]]
63*** I am the TV Tropes, and the TV Tropes is me!
64* TV Tropes ruined my self-esteem! Now I take it personally whenever someone undoes my edits!
65* [[Music/RickAstley TV Tropes gave me up, let me down, ran around, and deserted]] '''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou you]]!'''
66* No! TV Tropes... [[Film/SoylentGreen IS PEOPLE!!!]]
67** No! TV Tropes… [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion used ancient alien artifacts to turn everyone into TANG!]]
68* NO! I AM [[IAmSpartacus TV TROPES!]]
69** '''''[[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian I]]''''' [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian am TV Tropes, and so is my wife!]]
70*** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Lovely tropes, wonderful tropes....]] ''Shuddup!!'' ... bloody tropers.
71** [[Music/{{Eminem}} Will the real TV Tropes please stand up?]]
72** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark TV Tropes broke the dam!]]
73** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants What fool do you take me for? He's TV Tropes? He's TV Tropes? You're TV Tropes? I'M TV TROPES! Are there any other TV Tropes I should know about?]]
74* NO! TV Tropes... [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 is a SPY!]]
75* NO!! TV Tropes...[[Series/TheTwilightZone1959 IS A COOKBOOK]]!!
76** NO!! TV Tropes... [[Manga/DeathNote IS KIRA!!]]
77** TV Tropes is [[MemeticMutation sappin' mah sentry!]]
78*** TV Tropes [[VideoGame/StarCraft is in ur base killin ur d00dz!!]]
79*** [[RussianReversal In Soviet Troperia]], there's a sentry sappin' mah TV Tropes!
80* TV Tropes! Fill me with the power of darkness!
81** You're wrong! TV Tropes... [[Franchise/KingdomHearts is LIGHT!]]
82* TV Tropes [[Memes/DevilMayCry should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT! (light...light...)]]
83* TV Tropes [[{{Creepypasta}} WAS PHONE]]
84* TV Tropes is the reason I'm ObliviousToLove.
85* [[FateWorseThanDeath TV Tropes made me watch]] ''Manga/LuckyStar''.
86** ZING!
87*** Worst part? It made me watch ''Lucky Star'' '''and''' ''Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub''. I ''liked''. In a [[CrackPairing cracky]] way. If you catch my drift.
88* TV Tropes made me [[ArtisticLicenseBiology fail my biology test]]
89** You sure you didn't just try a broader research?
90* TV Tropes pulled back to world of animation! Well, good ones mainly but my I argument still stands. Do you know how hard it is to watch good anime/animation in the world of AnimationAgeGhetto?
91** To be honest. It was quite pleasant. It DID get me hooked into Kagami hentai though...
92* TV Tropes [[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace can breath in space]].
93* I tried [[ShootingSuperman shooting TV Tropes]], it didn't work. TV Tropes [[WhyWontYouDie just won't die]]!!!
94* [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd TV Tropes made me realize that no one makes me go to this site but myself, so I'm my own damn nightmare.]] Also, it played a big part in my (likely) permanent HypeAversion from ''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya''.
95** It played a big part in ''my'' HypeAversion of ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''.
96** Hey, HypeAversion isn't a bad thing. If anything, this proves that TV Tropes has the potential to enhance one's intelligence, not unlike Website/ThatOtherWiki.
97* TV Tropes [[AndYourLittleDogToo ran over my dog]].
98** You can have your old TV Tropes, but [[KickTheDog give me back Toto!]]
99** [[WesternAnimation/{{Bratz}} Get a new one,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
100* TV Tropes [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} erased my Pokedex!]]
101** It stopped me from [[MemeticMutation catching a shiny Pidgey!]]
102*** TV Tropes is my ex-girlfriend!
103* Actually, TV Tropes hasn't done anything bad to me. In fact, it's amazing I made it out alive. This is a cause for celebraaAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! (''[[{{Film/Alien}} alien baby bursts out of stomach]]'')
104* TV Tropes made my tape recorder self-destruct in five seconds!
105* TV Tropes [[PutOnABus Put me on a bus!]] [[TheBusCameBack I'm back though, now I can finish reading this page!]]
106* TV Tropes did not ruin my life. [[CreepyMonotone TV Tropes is my friend.]] [[MindControl TV Tropes loves me.]] TV Tropes is... ghhk, [--[[FightingFromTheInside helpp... me!]] Please...--] ''life.''
107** Administrivia/ThisTroper loves TV Tropes. [[BigBrotherIsWatching TV Tropes is watching.]] [[MindRape This troper will do anything for TV Tropes]], [--please...just don't send me to {{Room 101}} again...--]
108** TV Tropes made me understand why [[VideoGame/SystemShock I should not be afraid at the loss of my individuality.]]
109*** TV Tropes makes Administrivia/ThisTroper very happy. Are you happy? [[TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}} HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY, CITIZEN.]]
110** TV Tropes is real. TV Tropes is love. TV Tropes is wanting (piano) [[Music/JohnLennon to be loved]].
111*** TV Tropes is you. You and me. (Higher pitch) TV Tropes is knowing (piano) we can be!
112*** 'Cause [[RealLife we are living in a TV Tropes World]], and [[Music/{{Madonna}} I am]] a [[KickingAssInAllHerFinery TV Tropes Girl!]]
113** TV Tropes [[StepfordSmiler hasn't Ruined My Life, Oh No.]] [[SelfMadeOrphan Yeah I've killed my parents for TV Tropes]] and [[AxCrazy I enjoy it,]] [[EvilFeelsGood It was]] ''[[EvilTastesGood Sooo Good.]]''
114*** TV Tropes [[OhCrap courses through my veins]]. I can [[AxCrazy FEEL IT INSIDE ME.]] You... [[YouWillBeAssimilated you will all begin to assimilate as well.]] [[ResistanceIsFutile It's already begun.]]
115* We are TV Tropes. There is no escape. YouWillBeAssimilated. ResistanceIsFutile.
116* TV Tropes. That's the only name you'll hear. TV Tropes. It means the end and the death. TV Tropes. I am TV Tropes. TV Tropes is all around you. TV Tropes is the man beside you. TV Tropes will gnaw on your bones. Look out! TV Tropes is here.
117* TV Tropes has made me think that I'm living in a postmodern novel.
118* TV Tropes tricked me into reading this page, and now ''I've'' got the mental image of a naked Robin Williams.
119*** ''Sonuvabitch''.
120*** Need... [[BrainBleach brain]]... [[BrainBleach bleach]]...
121* TV Tropes lost the fourth tri-force piece! THE INTERNET SHALL NEVER RECOVER!
122** The Triforce of Addictiveness?! Nooooo!
123* TV Tropes Will conquer your mind [[VideoGame/HalfLife In Seven-Hours]]
124** It conquered mine [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic in ten seconds flat]]!
125* TV Tropes made me sort out all the relationships of my friends and then [[LoveDodecahedron plot them out into a map]].
126* TV Tropes told me [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim to tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday]]
127* TV Tropes made me insult everything.
128* TV Tropes [[UrineTrouble peed on my pillow]].
129** [[Film/TheBigLebowski And on my rug]].
130* TV Tropes PRESSED MY BerserkButton. I'll kill you, I'll kill ALL of you! And especially you, Administrivia/ThisTroper!
131** TV Tropes pressed my flowers. I liked those flowers. NOW THEY'RE FLAT!
132* I got my very first "out of memory" notice on this computer thanks to TV Tropes (and possibly tabbed browsing). I received similar complaints from friends I referred to here.
133** That's because [[Series/DoctorWho it's bigger on the inside.]]
134** I would like to clarify that I have 3 GB of memory.
135** How can you run out of memory by surfing the internet?
136*** Easy: TV Tropes.
137* TV Tropes ruined [[SeasonalRot Seasons 2 & 3]] of ''Series/{{Heroes}}''.
138* TV Tropes [[ScrewedByTheNetwork cancelled]] ''Series/{{Firefly}}''.
139** No, son, it canceled ''itself''. We just carried the bullet a while.
140* TV Tropes cancelled ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''. Twice.
141** But it also brought her back twice... TV Tropes, [[CatchPhrase it can do anything]], [[CatchPhrase so not the drama]]!
142* TV Tropes made me identify my sexuality as "YuriFan".
143** And mine, as "YaoiFangirl!"
144** And mine as [[NoBisexuals nonexistant.]]
145** And mine as "[[YaoiFangirl Yaoi Fanboy]]"
146** ...YuriFan?
147** Turns out I'm everything....
148** TV Tropes [[HavingAGayOldTime made me gay.]] Wait, that's a good thing!
149* TV Tropes [[AnyoneCanDie killed]] [[TearJerker Heath Ledger.]]
150* TV Tropes made me think the song "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Lose_My_Life EST]]" was called "[[UnresolvedSexualTension UST]]".
151* TV Tropes [[StupidSexyFlanders made]] [[EvenTheGuysWantHim me]] [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer gay]].
152* TV Tropes [[TwoPlusTwoMakesFive and two make five.]] [[WritersCannotDoMath It also told me that I can't do maths.]]
153* TV Tropes [[{{Flanderisation}} flanderised me from]] [[TheDitz being bad at maths]] [[TooDumbToLive to thinking that I could balance on the third rail.]]
154* TV Tropes [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus sent me spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.]]
155* TV Tropes caused the Great Video Game Crash Of 1983. Atari, we hardly knew ye.
156* TV Tropes [[MoralEventHorizon caused the 2007 Writers' Strike.]]
157** But that led to [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Doctor Horrible]]!
158* TV Tropes [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail turned me into a newt]]! [[UnexplainedRecovery I got better]], but ''still''...
159** TV Tropes [[ItsBeenDone made you make that joke before me! Burn the witch!]]
160* '''Tropers/FastEddie'' destroys everything good on the DarthWiki/DarthWiki!''''' He'll even destroy this page. YOU'LL SEE. [[TheyCalledMeMad YOU'LL ALL SEE HAHAHAHAHA]]
161* TV Tropes [[TheDarkSide promised me]] '''[[Franchise/StarWars POWERRRRR!!!!]]''' '''[[LargeHam UNLIMITED]]''' '''[[EvilIsCool POWWWWWERRRRRRRR!!!!!]]'''.... Yeah, I got [[DisneyVillainDeath tossed down the deepest pit]] this side of [[Film/ThreeHundred Sparta]].
162** '''[[VideoGame/{{Xenogears}} Doth thou desire the power?]]'''
163** '''[[Series/TopGear POWEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!]]'''
164* TV Tropes [[ParanoiaFuel made it]] [[NightmareFuel impossible to]] [[NightmareDreams sleep peacefully.]]
165* TV Tropes, [[JediMindTrick it is not the]] [[Website/ThatOtherWiki wiki]] [[JediMindTrick you are looking for]].
166* [[GlobalCurrencyException My money is no good here]] because of TV Tropes.
167* TV Tropes [[YourHeadAsplode made my head explode]].
168* I used to be an ActionGirl, but then TV Tropes made me a FauxActionGirl, but then I just became a GirlyGirl who is [[DamselInDistress often in distress]] due to {{Chickification}}!!
169** Thanks to TV Tropes, I now have a BerserkButton trigger every time someone uses terminology wrong. {{Chickification}} doesn't work that way!!!
170* TV Tropes [[MemeticMolester has its way with me every night!]]
171* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons hit me with]] [[GroinAttack a football in the Groin]]!
172* When I was young, a pack of rabid Tropers [[IncendiaryExponent burned down]] my [[DoomedHometown beloved peasant village]].
173** [[ButForMeItWasTuesday But for the Tropers... it was Tuesday.]]
174* TV Tropes made it so now I can't help but see Tropes everywhere [[VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}} unless I'm wearing]] [[RestrainingBolt Cool]] [[CoolShades Shades]]![[labelnote:How did we miss this?]]Webcomic/CaseyAndAndy[[/labelnote]]
175** Really? I only see tropes ''if'' [[Film/TheyLive I wear]] CoolShades!
176** TV Tropes made me think I was GenreSavvy when I was really WrongGenreSavvy.
177*** Look on the bright side! Maybe that means that you're [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya secretly omnipotent]]!
178* TV Tropes [[DemonicPossession has taken over my body, controlling my every movement.....]]
179* [[ThatsNoMoon That's no moon! That's a]] TV Tropes!
180** [[ThatsNoMoon That's no]] TV Tropes! That's a Space station!
181*** [[ThatsNoMoon That's no]] TV Tropes! That's a Website/{{Wikipedia}}!
182** [[Film/CrocodileDundee That's not a TV Tropes. THIS is a TV Tropes!]]
183* [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Thanks to TV Tropes, I learned something today.]] [[CantGetAwayWithNuthin It's only wrong if you do something stupid because you're the main character]], especially if you're female. [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle So all you kids watching us at home, always do the right thing]] [[SpaceWhaleAesop or a giant hamster will eat your arms and legs.]]
184** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Dear Princess]] JustForFun/TropeTan...
185* TV Tropes made me [[NakedPeopleAreFunny walk down the street naked]] and [[KickTheDog kick badgers]] [[ThePowerOfCheese for a Klondike Bar!]]
186* TV Tropes made me realize the cartoons I cherished as a child were the dumbest shows ever made.
187** [[NostalgiaFilter LIES!]]
188* TV Tropes used TheWorfEffect on my formerly badass brother one too many times, and now he's a [[DamselScrappy James Bondage Scrappy]] and the proud owner of his very own IdiotBall.
189* TV Tropes made me realize that ''nothing'' is innocent. No, [[VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry not even children]].
190** What do you mean? [[KidsAreCruel I learned that kids are the worst thing to ever happen]].
191* TV Tropes will be responsible for ruining all of YOUR lives by [[EvilOverlordList helping me become a better Evil Overlord]]!
192* TV Tropes made me [[HoYay fall in love with a Guy, who I hate as well.]]
193** TV Tropes made me [[VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy want to be The Guy.]]
194* [[TheVirus You belong to TV Tropes.]] [[Series/DoctorWho You will be like TV Tropes]].
195* I should be paying attention to my computer teacher then reading. Grrr, falling behind.
196* [[TheInfiltration I started as]] [[TheMole a mole.]] Thanks to TV Tropes, I have [[BecomingTheMask become the mask]].
197* I used to think that [[HumansAreSpecial we were Special.]] But TV Tropes [[HumansAreBastards called us]] [[Film/InglouriousBasterds Basterds]].
198** And then we were [[HumansAreCthulhu a Cthulhu]].
199* My case as well. TV Tropes' constant dehumanization '''[[ThePowerOfHate made me feel hate towards everyone including myself]]. Worst of all, you [[LackOfEmpathy don't even care about how I feel]], because you keep tapping into my GuiltComplex and [[ExtremeDoormat low self-esteem]]. Heh, [[ItAmusedMe you think this is funny, huh]]? [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer Since you bastards hate me,]] [[MisanthropeSupreme I hate all of you too]]! [[GigglingVillain Hehehehe...]] [[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Thank you for fuelling my]] StartOfDarkness! [[IfItBleedsItLeads You keep on trying to make the world seem bad]] [[StoppedCaring so much times that I gave up on caring]]. [[NeverMyFault Since you can't admit you're wrong,]] [[ThenLetMeBeEvil I may as well prove you right]]. [[LaughingMad HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge I HATE YOU!!!]] ''[[UnstoppableRage I HATE YOU ALL]]''!!!''' - ''Yours sincerely, a troper's EnemyWithin, [[CreateYourOwnVillain created by you]]''
200** I'm the aforementioned troper's good side. I believe that VengeanceFeelsEmpty, but [[BeingTorturedMakesYouEvil your constant torture of my sanity awakened the evil in me]]. [[AndIMustScream Please, set me free from this nightmare]]. [[FightingFromTheInside Please, help me regain]] [[WideEyedIdealist my idealism]] [[SlowlySlippingIntoEvil before I go insane]]. ('''[[NoSympathy Oh wait! You don't care!]]''')
201* [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Unbelievable! You,]] [[HelloInsertNameHere TV Tropes,]] [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} must be the pride of]] [[HelloInsertNameHere The Internet!]]
202* TV Tropes, you're well on your way to making me fail psych. It's already hard enough when I'm NOT lost in your thousands of articles while the professor's lecturing, it's freaking impossible now!
203* TV Tropes is making me curious about works that will probably destroy my sanity when I finally track them down. Also, it's made me spend hours trying to remember how to spell them. (Example: [[VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry Higurashi No Naku Kora Ni]]... ''Aaargh''!)
204* TV Tropes made me listen to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI this song]]... And now it will ''[[EarWorm never leave my brain]]''...
205* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy killed my dad! And raped my mom!]]
206* TV Tropes made me [[TheStoic stop telling people about my]] [[DarkAndTroubledPast backstory!]]
207* TV Tropes cancelled "The Glass House"! And it didn't continue Radio/AbsolutePowerBBC!
208* [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} TV Tropes went in, TV Tropes went out...]] [[DoubleEntendre Of my head.]]
209* TV Tropes wiped my hard drive!
210* TV Tropes ''MADE ME READ THE ENTIRE SERIES OF [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga TWILIGHT]]! AND THEN IT MADE ME WATCH THE MOVIE!''
211** This troper has some BrainBleach but it'll cost you like 3,000 dollars and your first born child.
212** TV Tropes forced me to believe that ''Twilight'' makes sense! And then it told me Two Plus Two Makes Five. And I still believed it!
213** TV Tropes mailed a ''Twilight'' TakeThat of mine to the ''Twilight'' community under my name. I've been trapped here for 3 months. Call the cops!
214** You think that's bad? TV Tropes made me read ''Literature/TheSwordOfTruth'' just to see what all the ruckus was about. [[UnusualEuphemism Trope you,]] TV Tropes! I'll never get those weeks of my life back!
215** Bah! Lightweights, TV Tropes made ME read ''Literature/TheEyeOfArgon''!
216* The entry on [[spoiler:MotionlessChin]] ruined {{anime}} for me forever.
217** Meh. Before I ever heard of TV Tropes, I saw a show called the ''WesternAnimation/TheTwinsOfDestiny''. It was just about impossible not to notice that nobody in that show ever moved their chin unless they were facing away from the camera.
218* TV Tropes turned my life into a ThirtyXanatosPileup!
219* TV Tropes stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. :(
220** [[Film/HotShotsPartDeux Your girlfriend is dead, troper, your dog ate her.]]
221* TV Tropes stole my dog and ran over my girlfriend!
222* TV Tropes stole my girlfriend and my dog and '''''[[RuleOfThree RAN OVER THEM]]'''''
223** Oh, I see. TV Tropes is CountryMusic! Does that mean that if you read TV Tropes backwards, you'll get all those things back again?
224* TV Tropes [[Manga/DeathNote took my potato chip...]] ''[[MemeticMutation And ate it!]]''
225** TV Tropes is [[JusticeWillPrevail Justice]]!
226*** [[EvilPlan This is all just as TV Tropes planned.]]
227* TV Tropes got me into Nightwish, I bought Dark Passion Play. All 13 songs occupy the top 13 spaces on my most played on iTunes. It also makes me want to burn the copy of St. Anger my Mum bought me for Christmas.
228* TV Tropes stole my girlfriend, knocked her up, then went into a HannibalLecture about why I should just end it all.
229** Needless to say I went directly to a ShutUpHannibal!
230* TV Tropes made me read ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''!
231** The [[EldritchAbomination horror]]!
232** You think that's bad? TV Tropes got ''me'' to quote ''Fanfic/ThirtyHs''!
233* [[spoiler:TV Tropes {{Spoiler}} Me.]]
234** Yeah Whatever. [[spoiler:Secretly, TV Tropes Super Spoiler Me. D:]]
235* TV Tropes [[FaceHeelTurn made me evil]]!
236** [[HeelFaceTurn And me good]]!
237** [[HeelFaceRevolvingDoor I don't even know if I should be Good or Evil, I just can't make my mind up.]]
238** TV Tropes attached an electromagnet to [[BlueAndOrangeMorality my moral compass!]]
239* TV Tropes made me [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries run my fingers through Duke Devlin's hair]]. And I'm not just a voice...
240** TV Tropes made me ''"Heil Kaiba!"''
241*** TV Tropes made me [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney screw the rules]]. Then I got beaten by ThePowerOfFriendship.
242*** TV Tropes made me buy a 'Screw the Rules I Have Green Hair' t-shirt.
243* TV Tropes made me fail college. Again!
244* TV Tropes...locked me... IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS... [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim WITH A MOOSE]]
245** [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} who says HUGGBEES]]!
246* TV Tropes [[Headscratchers/HomePage Just Bugs Me.]]
247* Administrivia/ThisTroper has been on TV Tropes for the past two and a half months. I can't stop reading!
248** TV Tropes made them join me last week, because [[ForgetsToEat I couldn't]] [[TheInsomniac stop reading]].
249* TV Tropes [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome blew my mind]] [[GoMadFromTheRevelation and my life is now meaningless.]]
250* TV Tropes never cites its sources! [[superscript: ''[citation needed]'' ]]
251* TV Tropes [[Film/SoylentGreen is people!]]
252** TV Tropes makes tropers repeat entries
253* TV Tropes killed an Unknown Troper, and made a That Troper [[Franchise/KingdomHearts out of his Heartless]]. Also, the Nobody gained the power of vampirism, and used it to create ''Twilight''. Any more reason why TV Tropes should die?
254** TV Tropes made Kingdom Hearts 2 raise even more questions than it answered. And it made all the Final Mixes [[NoExportForYou unavailable outside of Japan]]. Why Tetsuya? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?!
255** TV Tropes is the source of all [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 licensing issues]]
256* [[EarthAllAlong Oh my God. All the time, it was]]... TV Tropes! We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You wrote it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
257** No, tropers. ([[TotallyRadical Psych]]! You were a zombie!)
258* TV Tropes '''RUINED TRANSFORMERS FOREVER!!!!!'''
259** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic FORRRREEEVERRRRRRR!!!!]]
260** I'm pretty sure ''Transformers'' is more than capable of doing that on it's own. [[TakeThat Zing!]]
261*** In Soviet Russia, Transformers ruin YOU!
262* TV Tropes made JustForFun/CandleJack fam[[spoiler:ous.]]
263** And Now he [[GonnaNeedMoreX Gonna Need More Rope.]]
264* TV Tropes made me officially hate the anime fandom. *twitch* *twitch* An anime FanDumb comment is on this page somewhere... they're everywhere!!!
265** TV Tropes made me hate [[HoYay Yaoi]] and [[FanGirl fangirls]], especially when you [[YaoiFangirl combine the two]].
266* TV Tropes made me read ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''!
267** Could we get a troper with some BrainBleach in Aisle 12?
268*** After what I just watched on TV, I could use some. [[TongueTied Can't say what it was]], only that it was ''worse'' than ''My Immortal''.
269** TV Tropes made me do something worse than reading ''My Immortal''. It made me [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LmXUL5EuU WATCH IT!]]
270* TV Tropes [[AmusingInjuries shot me in the groin]] with a [[GatlingGood Gatling]] [[MoreDakka bazooka]] that [[AbnormalAmmo fires]] [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation shurikens and lightning]]. And ''[[BeeBeeGun bees]]''. [[Franchise/{{Batman}} My God]]. '''[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 NOT THE BEES!!!!]]'''
271** [[Series/TopGear MY TV TROPES IS FULL OF BEES!]]
272** [[Creator/EddieIzzard MY TV TROPES IS COVERED IN BEES!]]
273* TV Tropes made me [[HypeBacklash hate Joss Whedon]]! (So, so, so much *twitchy twitchy* )
274* TV Tropes is haunting me. I was searching on Google for a way to get rid of roaches, and a link to ClockRoaches came up.
275* [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The enrichment centre would like to remind you that TV Tropes will not threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.]]
276* TV Tropes just made [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail a moose bite my sister]]! AND I WASN'T EVEN AWARE I HAD ONE!
277** Which one, the moose or the sister?
278** Nǿ, really!
279* TV Tropes made me play ''VideoGame/TheWhiteChamber'' and hunt down [[spoiler:the comedy ending]]
280* TV Tropes introduced me to ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}'', and now I can never unsee [[http://sonichu.org/ THIS]]. Thanks a lot, TV Tropes.
281* TV Tropes [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourVocabulary makes me talk in such jargon that my family can't understand me anymore]].
282** TV Tropes made my family familiar with and even start using trope names in conversation because of me.
283* TV Tropes produced ''Film/ResidentEvilApocalypse'' and ''Film/ResidentEvilExtinction''!
284** TV Tropes was the father of Creator/UweBoll.
285* TV Tropes killed [[Literature/HarryPotter Dumbledore]]!
286** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark And Kenny! You bastards!]]
287* TV Tropes gave me [[DrinkingGame/TVTropes alcohol poisoning]].
288* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} is not my friend]]. TV Tropes [[ThrownDownAWell bit me and threw me in the basement]]. TV Tropes [[GiantSpider is a big spider]].
289** It's trying to make me tap dance! [[Film/HarryPotter I don't want to tap dance!]]
290* TV Tropes ''is'' [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour the thing in Room 101]]!
291* TV Tropes has made it hard to hold a conversation about movies, comics, or film with people who are not familiar with TV Tropes!
292* TV Tropes gave me [[NightmareFuel nightmares.]] It also made me [[ParanoiaFuel paranoid]].
293* TV Tropes ruined [[{{Flynning}} the way I watch film and TV sword fights]].
294* TV Tropes agreed with me. How the hell did that happen?
295* TV Tropes is covered in [[ScaryStingingSwarm BEEEEEEESS]]!
296* TV Tropes IS FULL OF OWLS!
297* TV Tropes caused all my reading experiences to be ruined unless the characters are really developed. And you want to know why? Pokemon lemons.
298** TV Tropes has officially {{Squick}}ed me.
299* TV Tropes made me start calling tv show characters by their trope names!
300* TV Tropes made Namco hate ''[[VideoGame/TalesSeries Tales]]'' fans!
301* In December of 2008, during my initial discovery of TV Tropes, I had 155 tabs open to TV Tropes in Firefox. Citation available on request...
302** Requesting Citation
303* TV Tropes made me watch the bad ending of ''Munch's Oddysee''. Now I want to vomit. I'm sparing you a link.
304* TV Tropes isn't as innocent as you think. I was in 'Nam with TV Tropes. That's right, I watched this son of a bitch TV Tropes walk soldiers no older than 16 to their deaths. It also raped a bear. And that bear was ''my father!''
305* TV Tropes made me realize everything I like sucks and all I know is LIIIEEESS!!
306* TV Tropes [[KickTheDog kicked my dog]], [[ShootTheDog shot it]] and threw it over the MoralEventHorizon. [[KillItWithFire On fire]].
307* TV Tropes made me unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2.
308** I would think that watching Transformers 2 would make you unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2. ''[[TakeThat Ba-zing!]]''
309*** TV Tropes helped me love it more! :D
310* TV Tropes makes me constantly compare large numbers to [[Memes/{{Anime}} 9000]]! Including [[Anime/DragonBallZ Goku's]] [[LostInTranslation Japanese]] {{Power Level|s}}!
311** Thanks to TV Tropes, I have now read OverNineThousand pages!
312*** WHAT 9000?!
313* Tropes are love, tropes are life.
314* [[Music/{{Eagles}} They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill TV TROPES!]]
315* TV Tropes has me [[TheTetrisEffect troping in my dreams]]!
316* Anyone found not enjoying TV Tropes ''vill be shot''.
317** And [[Music/JelloBiafra promptly arrested and dispatched to a re-education resort]].
318* TV Tropes punched Administrivia/ThisTroper in the face repeatedly, knocking Administrivia/ThisTroper unconscious, and then TV Tropes stole all of Administrivia/ThisTroper's money.
319* TV Tropes [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 sapped my sentry.]]
320* TV Tropes sunk my battleship!
321* Now I know everything that I need... [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow and what I didn't need to know.]]
322* TV Tropes [[DontExplainTheJoke explained the joke]].
323* TV Tropes [[{{Conscription}} "recruited"]] me into the [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 Imperial]] [[RedshirtArmy Guard]].
324* TV Tropes forced me to join The LegionOfLostSouls to forget Rule34. AND IT DIDN'T WORK!
325* TV Tropes made me compare [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Milon's Secret Castle and Super Pitfall]] to VideoGame/BubbleBobble.
326* TV Tropes confirmed my fear that my whole novel is one huge cliche. Then it kidney punched me and stole my wallet.
327* TV Tropes [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames DARED TO BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR]]
328** TV Tropes made me bomb some dodongos
329** Do you hear something? Wait TV Tropes, don't do it. NO! NOT IN THE PIT! IT BURNS!
330** Oh my goodness, this is AWFUL
331*** This is illegal, you know.
332** TV Tropes made me eat an Octorok! * sobs*
333*** TV Tropes made me [[MemeticMutation wonder what's for dinner.]] [[{{Narm}} WHYYYYYYY.]]
334** [[WellExcuseMePrincess Well excuuuuuuuse me, troper!]]
335** TV Tropes [[VideoGame/IMMeen is made to order,]] [[VillainSong but it isn't to be read.]] When they open up this site, they're sucked inside instead!
336* TV Tropes told Advertising/SegataSanshiro that I wasn't playing Platform/SegaSaturn. Then he judo-flipped me and I exploded.
337* TV Tropes [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow didn't like me!]] '''[[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow THEY NEVER LIKED ME!]]'''
338** [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue I like me...]]
339* TV Tropes [[SomebodySetUpUsTheBomb set up us the bomb.]]
340** TV Tropes helped me learn to [[Film/DrStrangelove stop worrying and love the bomb]]
341** '''''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 EVERYONE! WE MUST STOP ZAT BOMB!]]'''''
342* TV Tropes [[WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings is why we can't have nice things.]]
343* TV Tropes [[JustShootHim just shot him.]]
344* TV Tropes [[ClockKing made me late.]]
345** TV Tropes made me [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic tardy.]]
346** But I can't [[ButICantBePregnant be late.]]
347* TV Tropes [[MindRape made me think]] [[JediMindTrick these weren't]] [[Franchise/StarWars the droids I was looking for]], when if fact they '''were''' the droids I was looking for!!!!
348* There is no TV Tropes, only [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Zuul!]]
349** Tropers, when TV Tropes asks you if you're a God, you say, ''YES!!!''
350* I've visited TV Tropes [[Film/{{Beetlejuice}} about 176 Times, and it keeps getting funnier every time I visit it!]]
351* TV Tropes ate my homework.
352* TV Tropes made me read this WHOLE PAGE!
353* TV Tropes forced me to delurk to write this entry.
354* TV Tropes eats around an hour of all of my days easily. And I can't help but refer the site to others! I'm like a TV Tropes infectee!
355** [[OhCrap My God]], TV Tropes is TheVirus!
356** TV Tropes [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th]].
357* After travelling back in time to 1930's Germany, I had Hitler in my sights before TV Tropes came and arrested me for violating HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct. Now World War II [[TimeTravelTenseTrouble is already being going to have happening again]], and it's all TV Tropes' fault!
358* TV TROPES JUST [[GroinAttack SHOT MY DICK OFF]]
359* [[VideoGame/ZeroWing All your base are belong to]] TV Tropes.
360* TV Tropes made me lose The Game.
361** Yet it pointed out a way to make you win.
362* TV Tropes [[Series/{{Dallas}} shot JR.]]
363* TV Tropes helped usher in MediaNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks.
364* TV Tropes [[Wrestling/MontrealScrewjob screwed Bret]].
365* Outsmarting TV Tropes makes TV Tropes smarter.
366* TV Tropes made Krypton explode.
367* [[Film/{{Casablanca}} Ilsa left Rick]] because of TV Tropes.
368* And now I'll give you some advice, young man. [[NeverMessWithGranny Never tell the truth to an old troper.]] [[Literature/TheEgyptian Especially if she asks for it.]]
369* TV Tropes is the reason I can't get a job.
370* TV Tropes doesn't sleep, it waits.
371** One does not simply walk into TV Tropes.
372** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing There is evil there... that does not sleep.]]
373* TV Tropes [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow ruined]] ''Franchise/SilentHill'' for me!
374* We didn't land on TV Tropes. TV Tropes landed on us!
375** Where are you from? [[RussianReversal Soviet Russia]]?
376* TV Tropes sank Atlantis and buried Pompeii.
377* TV Tropes invented New Coke.
378* TV Tropes killed [[Music/TupacShakur 2Pac]] and [[Music/TheNotoriousBIG Biggie]].
379* Joaquin Phoenix quit acting because of TV Tropes.
380* TV Tropes left me at the altar.
381* TV Tropes never called me back.
382* TV Tropes sent me to the ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy, and made me wear a RedShirt while I was there.
383* TV Tropes made me late for a meeting!
384* TV Tropes made me late for class!
385* TV Tropes made me forget my car keys!
386* TV Tropes ruined my life and all I got was this lousy page!
387* TV Tropes [[DefiledForever destroyed]] [[CovertPervert the illusion]] of my [[BrainsAndBondage innocence!]]
388* [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries That bastard TV Tropes]] JustForFun/{{rickroll}}ed [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries us]]!
389* TV Tropes forbid me from [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike complaining about things I don't like]], but always tells me "Your Mileage May Vary"! And boy, does it vary!
390%%Please do not blueshift YMMV. It's being removed
391* TV Tropes made me become a [[ForScience mad scientist]] based in [[GeneticEngineeringIsTheNewNuke genetics]] so that I could [[LegoGenetics easily create an army of]] [[{{Mutants}} killer mutants]] and TakeOverTheWorld.
392* TV Tropes is a [[WMG/TimeLord Time Lord]]! This article is its TARDIS!
393* I have a university assignment due at 5:00 PM. It is 3:48 PM at the time of typing this, and I still have barely any work done, despite even taking Ritalin. Damn you TV Tropes and working so well with ADHD to deliver a one-two punch!
394* TV Tropes kicked me into a pit of bad [=AMVs=].
395* TV Tropes killed SantaClaus.
396* TV Tropes made me a Contributor. How's that for life destruction?
397** [[MadnessMantra Can't stop. Must edit.]]
398* TV Tropes [[{{Pun}} Macekred Woolsey]]!!
399* [[Music/TheBeatles The magical mystery trope, is troping to take you away... Troping to take you away,]] [[DissonantSerenity take you TODAY!]]
400** [[ItWasADarkAndStormyNight It's close to miiiiidnight,]] and Website/TheOtherWiki is lurking in the dark...
401** Buddy you're a young man, [[DarthWiki/ThatTroper trope man]], shouting on the street gonna [[TakeOverTheWorld take on The World]] someday, you got [[UnusualEuphemism trope]] on your face, you big disgrace, waving [[OneTruePairing your banner]] all over the place...
402** Ohhhhh, myyyy trope! [[CargoShip My darling!]] I've loonged fooor [[YouDoNOTWantToKnow your touch!]] A looooong! [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Lonely time!]]
403*** Yes, these were from the same troper. Yes, there surely will be more.
404*** TV Tropes gave me a [[Music/LedZeppelin long lonely lonely lonely]] [[OverlyLongGag lonely lonely]] [[Music/LedZeppelin time!]]
405** TV Tropes had some fun, that beat was sick; [[Music/LadyGaga it wanted to take a ride on my disco stick]]...
406** You don't want to stand under TV Tropes's [[Music/{{Rihanna}} umbrella...ella...ella; eh, eh, eh.]]
407** TV Tropes [[Music/KatyPerry kissed a girl and liked it.]]
408** I don't want anybody else. When I think about TV Tropes, [[Music/{{Divinyls}} I touch myself!]]
409** TV Tropes made me turn around, bright eyes!
410** [[Music/NeilYoung Hey hey, my my... TV Tropes will never die!]]
411** [[{{BFG}} Arm yourself]] because no-one else here will save you. The tropes will [[TreacherousAdvisor betray you]], and they will [[YouWillBeAssimilated replace you]].
412** [[Music/{{Queen}} Is this the real life? Is this just TV Tropes?]].
413** [[Music/{{Queen}} Yeeeeeees, we keep on tropin'...]]
414** I love TV Tropes, so put another tab on my browser, baby!
415** TV Tropes [[Music/TheBuggles killed the radio star! TV Tropes killed the radio star]]!
416** Don't go out tonight, TV Tropes is bound to take your life. [[BadMoonRising There's a bad trope on the rise!]]
417** [[Music/TheB52s Gettin' nothin' but static, gettin' nothin' but static, static fillin' my attic on TV Tropes!]]
418* TV Tropes made me visit it [[YouTubePoop while it played]] [[SoundtrackDissonance unfitting music!]]
419* My life is ruined. TV Tropes did not ruin my life. My life has always been ruined.
420* TV Tropes mentioned Y'Golonac without spoiler-tagging, dooming me to being [[MindRape mindraped]]. Then it mentioned Y[[spoiler: 'Golonac]] with spoiler tags, but I highlit it and read it anyway. Now I have been [[MindRape mindraped]] ''twice''.
421* TV Tropes took all my opinions and [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourVocabulary replaced them with quotes from it!]] [[AndYourLittleDogToo And all of my friends too!]]
422* TV Tropes made me lose the game!!!!11
423* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons All TV Tropes and no beer made me... something something.]]
424** Go crazy?
425*** [[DefiedTrope ...No, it wasn't that.]]
426** [[Film/TheShining A dull troper ?]]
427* This Troper's JustForFun/{{egregious}} overuse of the JustForFun/{{egregious}} word "JustForFun/{{egregious}}" is solely due to the JustForFun/{{egregious}} influence of his JustForFun/{{egregious}} addiction to the JustForFun/{{egregious}} website that is TV Tropes. EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS!
428* TV Tropes [[ThrowAwayCountry destroyed my country. so that no one cared.]]
429* TV Tropes [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 was Earth all along! You blew it all up! Damn you to HELL!]]
430* My shields can't repel TV Tropes of this magnitude.
431* All my base are belong to TV Tropes.
432** What happen''!!''
433* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog touched me in a place or in a way that made me feel uncomfortable.]]
434** [[AndThatsTerrible That's no good!]]
435* TV Tropes convinced me that I [[CantCatchUp could never catch up]] with anyone else on my course, no matter [[HardWorkHardlyWorks how much work I did]]. It also temporarily [[FaceHeelTurn turned me evil]]. [[MinionWithAnFInEvil I wasn't very good at it]] but it [[HilarityEnsues was apparently hilarious]].
436* TV Tropes appeared to me and tried to stop me from killing myself. It then [[Film/ItsAWonderfulLife showed me what life would be like without me]]. As soon as [[Literature/AChristmasCarol it seemed that life would be better without me]] it ditched my soul in purgatory and left. The worst part? When TV Tropes appeared I was making a Hot Pocket, not attempting to kill myself.
437%% [[Troper/SkyBlue This troper]] requests that any new edits be added just ''above'' the "TV Tropes made me lose the game" line; it deserves to be the very last line you read on this page.
438* TV Tropes is a TRAP!
439* No, TV Tropes is a virus. It consumes your web browser.
440** Sure thing.[[spoiler: I Lied.]]
441** Actually, it's true. TV Tropes removed my interest on other websites. (For example, visiting Yahoo, Google, Youtube, etc. were all sacrificed in the name of visiting TV Tropes)
442* TV Tropes caused the [[VideoGame/HalfLife1 resonance cascade]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
443* Has it been mentioned yet that TV Tropes just made me [[RunningGag lose the game]]?
444* TV Tropes had me visit [[VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry Hinamizawa]]. Now there's people stalking me, and I think my friends might have killed someone! And my neck just won't stop itching!
445** TV Tropes killed Satoshi-kun!
446* [[InsignificantLittleBluePlanet In one of the countless billions of sites in the Internet, lies a medium-sized wiki, and one of its readers, a green and insignificant troper, is now ruined.]]
447* TV Tropes promised ''Series/TheTonightShow'' to Conan O'Brien, [[ScrewedByTheNetwork took it away from him after seven months]], and gave it back to [[KickedUpstairs Jay Leno]].
448* Thanks to the page about [[{{Pothole}} Potholing]], now the expression "for some reason" is FOREVER linked to... something... [[DudeNotFunny awful]]!! * cringes* I can't read or hear that expression anymore without thinking about it!! It will NEVER be the same again, ever!!!!
449* TV Tropes put me in TheMasochismTango with a {{Tsundere}} and sent us to a woman named [[TakahashiCouple Takahashi]]!
450* TV Tropes has kept me prisoner here for hours. My mom's going to be mad at me for not cleaning my room...But I can't stop troping. Send help.
451* [[Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice TV Tropes fired at my oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.]]
452* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses]]!!!
453** IT DID?!
454** NO! But are we just gonna wait around until it does?
455* [[GodwinsLaw Tv Tropes made me side with]] UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler and isn't BannedInChina.
456** TV Tropes is obviously a [[CommieNazis Communazi]]!
457** TV Tropes has forced me into the very depths of GodwinsLaw! The Reichstropen page haunts my nightmares and my very conscience for comparing everything to WWII! However, I strive to restore order in this very wiki with utter perfection in spelling and [[GrammarNazi grammar!]] [[FridgeHorror Wait a minute...]] [[WhatYouAreInTheDark I'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM!!!]] [[FromBadToWorse And what's worse...]] [[DespairEventHorizon History]] [[AndIMustScream cannot be]] [[BrainBleach Brain-Bleached]]!!!
458* I looked into TV Tropes, and [[FridgeHorror realized that TV Tropes had looked into me.]] [[GoMadFromTheRevelation I'm not mad, no, TV Tropes hasn't...]] [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Phn'glui]] [[EldritchAbomination Mgl'w]] [[CosmicHorrorStory nafh]] Cthulhu [[EldritchLocation R'lyeh]] [[LovecraftCountry wgah']] [[Creator/HPLovecraft nagl]] [[CampbellCountry fhtagn.]] My potholing will drag you down with me! [[EvilLaugh MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA]][[Literature/{{Discworld}} !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
459** Troper! Troper! Answer me! Are you there? .... You fool, This Troper is '''DEAD!'''
460** I'm not dead, [[AGodAmI MORTAL.]] [[CameBackWrong I have returned]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking to make you edit properly and help the wiki prosper.]] WHAT? This is DarthWiki/DarthWiki, remember?
461* TV Tropes [[MindRape mindraped me]] and [[NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization I enjoyed it!!]]
462* TV Tropes crashed my internet browser due to the enormous number of tabs.
463* TV Tropes made me read this entire page.
464* This troper has an idea: Let's introduce some [[SugarBowl sugar]] to this page. Now we tropers can [[strike:ruin]] "[[SugarWiki/TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife enhance]]" [[InvertedTrope TV Tropes' life!]]
465* TV Tropes ruined by life. I have been trapped for 10 hours. I have no microphone, AndIMustScream.
466* TV Tropes made me [[http://fangirl-of-ace.deviantart.com/art/Instant-Addiction-159169589 write a poem]] about how TV Tropes ruined my life. [[strike:IWasQuiteALooker]] I used to be creative! AND LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME NOW! ''I can only write about my addiction on the few times I actually do write! Why! Why! Why!''
467* [[Music/TheWall Good morning, Worm your honour. The crown will plainly show]] [[HeroicBSOD the prisoner]] [[NightmareFuel who now stands before you,]] [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife was caught red-handed showing]] [[LargeHam FEELINGS!]]
468* TV Tropes tried to kill me with a forklift! Olé!
469* TV Tropes will ruin your life after I [[TakeOverTheWorld conquer every single place in this planet]] by being GenreSavvy and reading the EvilOverlordList. [[LargeHam BE PREPARED]].
470* TV Tropes caused me to make so many entries into JustForFun/RoleAssociation that [[strike: I broke it]] it had to be divided into separate pages and now I can only refer to actors by their roles. Oh look, Film/{{Iron Man|Films}} is [[Film/SherlockHolmes2009 Sherlock Holmes]] and [[Film/AIArtificialIntelligence Gigolo Joe]] is TheWatson! Oh, their real names? Um...
471* TV Tropes [[YouKilledMyFather killed my father]], [[HostageSituation held my best friend hostage]] and [[KickTheDog kicked]] [[RuleOfThree my]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[KickTheDog dog]].
472** TV Tropes also [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking stole my klondike bar]].
473* TV Tropes told me I'm [[MenAreUncultured not]] [[MenDontCry a]] [[ARealManIsAKiller real man]]!
474** [[RealMenEatMeat Or am I?]] [[RealMenWearPink Guess not.]]
475* TV Tropes [[ShesAManInJapan made me female in foreign countries.]]
476* TV Tropes [[DemonicPossession possessed me]] and made me kill my friends and family. ;_;
477* TV Tropes [[AfterTheEnd forced me to live in a post-apocalyptic world.]]
478* TV Tropes made me fall in love, which made me become [[LoveMakesYouDumb stupid,]] [[LoveMakesYouEvil evil,]] and [[LoveMakesYouCrazy insane.]]
479* TV Tropes caused me to [[PlanetEater eat the planet Earth.]]
480* You cannot escape TV Tropes. [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate It will be dark soon.]] You cannot escape TV Tropes. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.
481** And TheMaster doesn't approve it!
482* I have been forced to watch TV Tropes for [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale OVER 9000]] hours!
483* TV Tropes made me [[LesYay find out that my best friend]] [[HeterosexualLifePartners WAS ONLY THAT!!]]
484* Thanks to TV Tropes, every damn sentence I utter includes ConversationalTroping!
485* TV Tropes '''IS''' [[ConspiracyTheorist The Grassy Knoll!!!]]
486* TV Tropes caused me to forever spell 'Troupe' as 'Trope', earning me the mockery of the already few scraps of what remains of my social life (something else TV Tropes has already devoured)!
487* [[RussianReversal In Soviet Russia]], your life ruined TV Tropes!
488* TV Tropes made me realize just how unimportant humanity really is, and it speaks to me in my dreams. We speak of such wonderful ways to torture the lesser beings. I can't wait to get back to sleep.
489* TV Tropes' attack... [[YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm was INEXPLICABLE!]]
490* TV Tropes has caused me to rather epicly typo "wikia" as "trope" when describing something that is perfect to help in a situation. Luckily the friend in question is also a victim of this trope.
491* TV Tropes [[ImAHumanitarian is eating her.]] And then TV Tropes is [[JustEatHim going to eat me.]] [[BigOMG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!]]
492* TV Tropes made me a Nightwish shipper!
493* [[{{Tsundere}} Ugh... stupid TV Tropes... It-It's not as if I keep visiting you because I like you or anything! * blush* ]]
494* TV Tropes forced me to read all this! AND THEY DID IT TO YOU, TOO!
495** DEAR GOD, You're right!
496*** Oh MY GOD!!! [[WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}} What have I.....no, what have ''they'' done to us?!]]
497** TV Tropes is [[JustForFun having fun.]] [[ThisLoserIsYou YOUR fun.]] It is [[EvilLaugh laughing at you]] as you read this.
498* TV Tropes is a method of ruining lives that has been '''[[MemeticMutation passed down the Armstrong line for generations!]]'''
499* [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK]] TV Tropes [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann IS?!]]
500* [[Fanfic/MyImmortal WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER]][[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/contributor_list.php TROPERS]]?
501* Ok I just failed a test because of you, congrats TV Tropes! :)
502* [[TabletopGame/CallOfCthulhu I have strange dreams of lost time and space, in which horrible puns and ghastly jokes entertained my dark side...]]
503* TV Tropes [[Literature/PrettyLittleLiars is A!]]
504* [[Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers Soon, all will be one with]] TV Tropes...
505* TV Tropes [[ChewingTheScenery WILL BRING ABOUT]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt THE DESTRUCTION OF REALITY]] [[Series/DoctorWho ITSELF!!!]]
506* TV Tropes has made me realize that at any moment I could be taken over by the Collector Gen-[[Franchise/MassEffect ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.]]
507* TV Tropes just tore a hole into the fabric of reality and made me witness the [[YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm indescribable creatures]] that lie [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow beyond the scope of my pitiful human eyes!!!]]...[[DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu They asked me if I'd like a cup of Earl Grey.]]
508* TV Tropes is slowly, but surely destroying the fun that TV Tropes itself used to have...[[Film/TheRoom2003 and I am the fool.]] '''''[[Film/TheRoom2003 YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, TV TROPES!!]]'''''
509** Oh, hai tropers...
510* TV Tropes is [[DrivenToSuicide Driving me to suicide]].
511** Alternatively, [[SeenItAllSuicide Now I've seen everything from TV Tropes]].
512** The word "t'''rope'''" itself even has "'''rope'''" in it in reference to suicide by hanging. The word can also be the combination between "troll" and "rope".
513* TV Tropes made us[[spoiler: all lose the Game.]]
514* TV Tropes sent me to the moon!
515** [[WebAnimation/FriendshipIsMagicBitch BEE]]-[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch YETCH]]!
516* [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 I cannot grasp the true form of]] TV Tropes' [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Attack!]]
517* TV Tropes [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya caused me to enter an endless]] [[GroundhogDayLoop recursion of time]].
518* All your Tropes are belong to us.
519* TV Tropes made me [[JumpingTheShark jump the shark]] … [[CrossesTheLineTwice twice]] … [[DontTryThisAtHome backwards]] … [[IncendiaryExponent on fire]] … in JustForFun/{{egregious}} [--(...ehem)--] BulletTime.
520* [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan Wham bam, my addiction to]] TV Tropes [[WikiWalk has got me in a jam!]]
521* Jesus Christ, it's a TV Tropes! Get in the car!
522* TV Tropes has made me want to '''[[Film/BigMoneyHustlas HYPNOTIZE THAT MOTHAFUCKA and USE THE SNAKE ON THAT SON OF A BITCH]]''', even though I specifically told them that I didn't want to do that.
523* TV Tropes made me {{lampshade|hanging}} all the HoYay in my life and now I think EveryoneIsBi. [[HypocriticalHumor Except me.]]
524* TV Tropes [[ILetGwenStacyDie let Gwen Stacy die.]]
525* TV Tropes made me think for a moment that if I could just read all the pages on TV Tropes, I would find the answer... to something, or I'd have all the knowledge in the world. I still kind of think that.
526* TV Tropes made me read this article.
527* Good news, everyone! TV Tropes is now making you read this in the voice of [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Professor Farnsworth]]!
528* TV Tropes [[{{Series/Firefly}} will rape you to death, eat your flesh, and sew your skin into it's clothing. And if you're very, very lucky, it'll do it in that order.]]
529* TV Tropes made me do it all...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! And that [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo dog]]!
530* TV Tropes [[VideoGame/BlazBlue is nothing but lies! LIES! Lemme show you what I like to call the truth. The truth called 'despair'!]]
531** Everything in TV Tropes is utter gigantic pile of pathetic TRASH! '''EVERYTHING!!'''
532* I am the savior for those whose lives are ruined by TV Tropes! I shall empty all trope pages and later, delete it entirely from the database!
533** [[BigNo NOOOOO]]! -Oh wait...
534* TV Tropes introduced me to the slender man and now he's coming for me and he wants me and he calls me at night and visits me in my dreams and shows me happy things and I didn't want to kill him or go with him but his tentacles and silent nature scared me and fascinated me all at the same time and he wants to do things to me RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
535** HE WANTS YOU
536* [[Creator/StephenColbert I am]] TV Tropes [[Series/TheColbertReport and so can you!]]
537* TV Tropes made me start playing JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant ''everywhere''. Like, say, Website/TheOtherWiki. Note: the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party 50 Cent Party]] does not officially support sipping Bacardi like it's your birthday, and the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stooge_sort stooge sort]] algorithm is not "sucker somebody else into sorting it for you".
538* [[Literature/TheDivineComedy Abandon hope, all ye who enter here]], for ye hast come to TV Tropes, from whence there is no return and no escape. Oh, sup now on its sweet despair, of searing flame and freezing ice, filling mind and soul with ruinous light, and know the crushing horror of eternity, drawing ye ever deeper into the fathomless abyss.
539* TV Tropes ruined pretty much every single game, movie and series out there for me. Now I can't play/watch/read it without visiting TV tropes and being barraged by spoilers! I CAN'T RESIST CLICKING THEM! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
540* TV Tropes has made me unable to complete ANY work at work for the past 3 weeks
541** Only 3?
542* TV Tropes: [[MindRape Rape My Mind,]] [[BrainBleach and Bleach it!]]
543* TV Tropes MADE ME [[ForeignCussWord SWEAR IN BRITISH]]!!!!! [++[[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe THOU SHALL PLUNGE, WANKER!]]++] THIS TROPER CAN'T EVEN SAY FUCK VERBALLY!!
544** Fuck comes from the German and has been used in Blighty for at least a few hundred years.
545** Fak' ov ye shitefoiced 'lil wanker!
546* I think TV Tropes is a pretty cool guy. He ruins lives and isn't afraid of anything. %% PrettyCoolGuy is a member of the Permanent Red Link Club
547* I can't have conversations without using tropes! Hell, I almost ''wrote'' a trope into an essay! Damn you, TV Tropes!
548** I '''''DID''''' write a trope into an essay! '''[[SkywardScream THREE TIMES]]'''!!! [[HeroicBSOD AARGH]]!!!
549* TV Tropes has ruined my life. And I've gotten the sudden urge to have every single one of the characters in my novels {{lampshad|eHanging}}ing any sort of trope.
550* TV Tropes made me contemplate the fate of [[TwentyBearAsses Bears without Butts]]. And now I have this [[{{Disneyfication}} dang, nab]] poem that I don't know what to do with on the subject.
551* TV Tropes made me question my talent as an amateur writer. And now, in my free time, instead of writing, I read TV Tropes.
552* TV Tropes WMG...[[FridgeHorror It is...]][[MoralEventHorizon the same WMG that keeps taking videos off of youtube!]]
553* TV Tropes [[BlatantLies isn't mean.]] TV Tropes [[Webcomic/HomeStuck just wants to be tangle buddies.]] [[NightmareFuel Sweet dreams!!!!]]
554* [[IWasToldThereWouldBeCake TV Tropes promised me cake]]
555* TV Tropes made my face Die!
556* [[Film/ThreeHundred THIS. IS.]] TV Tropes!!!
557* Chuck Norris can read just one article on TV Tropes.
558** Chuck Norris can close a tab without reading a single article on TV Tropes.
559* Tropes. [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Why did it have to be Tropes]]? I ''hate'' Tropes!
560* TV Tropes told the [[EvilOverlordList Evil Overlord]] how to safely conquer the world! [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice job breaking it, TV Tropes!]]
561* [[MadnessMantra Can't get away, it's everywhere. Must edit. Must click. Must link. Can't get away. Everywhere. Don't leave the Tropes. Mustn't leave the Tropes. Can never leave the Tropes. Never.]]
562* TV Tropes [[SlasherSmile is smiling at you]]. It wants you to know that it is [[CrapsaccharineWorld fun and inviting]], and you can even [[TheDarkSide bake your own cookie!]] Come on, [[YouWillBeAssimilated it's fun and painless!]] [[supersecretspoiler:Because if you don't join, TV Tropes will [[NightmareFuel FIND AND MURDER YOU.]]]]
563* TV Tropes is filled with numerous [[BlatantLies enriching]] articles. [[NightmareFuel It will]] [[EyeScream help you]] [[BodyHorror cope]] [[NightmareFace with]] [[HumansareBastards your]] [[EldritchAbomination fears]], among other things.
564* TV Tropes got me grounded due to my father discovering me at 4 in the morning on here. Therefore, I was only able to get on when dad wasn't awake...at 12-4 in the morning.
565* [[VideoGame/TalesOfPhantasia If there's evil in this world, it lurks in]] TV Tropes.
566* One day, I decided to go to TV Tropes and ChewBubblegum. [[Film/TheyLive Then I ran out of gum.]] Now I've run out of TV Tropes.
567* [[Tropers/MasoTey This troper]], having repeatedly failed to quit TV Tropes, has decided to [[NailedToTheWagon get rid of her Internet connection]].
568* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987 ATE MY ICE CREEEAM]]!!
569* [[Film/SuburbanCommando I WAS FROZEN BY]] TV Tropes [[MemeticMutation TODAY!]]
570* TV Tropes [[Film/Batman1989 STOLE MY BALLOONS!]]
571** Oh yeah? Well, TV Tropes stole ''my'' [[HeroStoleMyBike bike]]!
572* Hey! TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants burnt my Krabby Patty!]] [[SerialEscalation It burnt my fries! It burnt my shake!]]
573** TV Tropes stole the Krabby Patty formula!
574** We should take TV Tropes and push it somewhere else!
575** TV Tropes made my sandwich a fried boot!
576* I use to think that I used tropes, but then I went to TV Tropes in [[RussianReversal Soviet Russia]], where the tropes used me.
577** [[DoubleEntendre Used you]]?
578** [[ThatCameOutWrong DANGIT]] TV Tropes!!!
579* [[{{Yandere}} I love]] TV Tropes... And [[MurderTheHypotenuse I'll kill anyone]] [[MadLove who tries]] [[LoveMakesYouCrazy to steal it]] [[StalkerWithACrush from me]].
580* TV Tropes made me forget a whole homework assignment! AND I stayed up so late on it, I slept through an 11:30 class! '''11:30!'''
581* Time and again I tell myself, "I'll stay clean tonight." But the little blue links keep following me. Oh no, not again! I'm stuck with a valuable friend. I'm happy, hope you're happy too.
582** TV Tropes played guitar.
583** We know TV Tropes makes junkies.
584** And when I get excited, my little Trope-tan says, "Oh baby, don't you shut your browser!"
585* TV Tropes injected Creator/CharlieSheen into my veins. I died, my face melted, and my children wept over my exploded body. [[spoiler: There was an UnexplainedRecovery]].
586* TV Tropes made me [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica sign a contract in exchange for a wish]], but TV Tropes [[YouDidntAsk didn't tell me everything]]. Now I'm a MagicalGirl fighting witches until either they kill me or [[HeWhoFightsMonsters I turn into one]] just to put off the heat death of the universe.
587* TV Tropes made me [[Literature/TheLittleMermaid sign away my voice to it!]]
588* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim courses through my veins like ''radioactive rubber pants!!!'' ]]
589* TV Tropes sent the [[Franchise/SlenderManMythos Slender Man]] [[WebVideo/MarbleHornets after me]].
590* TV Tropes [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} would like you to know that there will be]] [[TheCakeIsALie cake]], [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} and you will be baked]]
591* TV Tropes shot the sheriff, but it didn't shoot the deputy.
592* TV Tropes [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} reminds me of the babe.]]
593** [[MemeticMutation What babe?]]
594* TV Tropes! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} I choose YOU!]]
595** It's like my trope is in the top percentage of tropes!
596* TV Tropes [[Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera comes in a little glass vial.]]
597* TV Tropes [[Film/TheDarkKnight isn't looking for anything logical, like money. It can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. It just wants to watch the world burn.]]
598* TV Tropes is JustForFun/TropeOverdosed on OverdosedTropes.
599* [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Tropers wanna be the dominant species and they'll destroy us all to make it happen! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!]]
600* TV Tropes has branded half its pages with the YMMV tag. I for one am ''[[NightmareFuel legitimately disturbed]]'' as to how serial murderers, rapists, and torturers can get off the biggest [[MoralEventHorizon evil hooks]]. Just because it's fiction doesn't mean the acts are any less evil. [[GoMadFromTheRevelation This has had the side-effect of me trying to think of the most irredeemable, horrific villains I can in order to disprove the subjective notion]].
601* TV Tropes [[BreakTheCutie taught me]] [[AxCrazy that it's okay]] [[MindScrew to want to be]] [[Film/BlackSwan perfect]]...
602* [[WesternAnimation/DorbeesMakingDecisions Tropers! Everywhere I look, I see tropers! Rolling to and fro, I see tropers! Why don't they go awaaaaay~?]]
603* [[Film/AustinPowers That makes me angry, and when I get angry, TV Tropes gets upset. And when TV Tropes gets upset... people DIE!]]
604* TV Tropes [[Film/BlazingSaddles made me go back and get]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWg-mozGsU a shit-load of dimes!!]]
605* TV Tropes is garbage! It ruined my artistic view of the world! I'll add it to the heap! [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou CRUNCH!]]
606* I was gonna go to class, before I got on TV Tropes, I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got on TV Tropes, I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on TV Tropes. I messed up my entire life, because I got on TV Tropes, I lost my kids and wife, because I got on TV Tropes. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on TV Tropes, because I got on TV Tropes, because I got on TV Tropes...
607* I Tropstalged
608* TV Tropes is turning me into a ''Franchise/StarWars'' nerd! HELP!!!!!
609* TV Tropes [[SelfReferentialHumor made me write this sentence.]] [[NoFourthWall And this one!]] [[GroundhogDayLoop And this one! And...]]
610* Confound TV Tropes, it drove me to drink, smoke and become a troper, HELP ME!
611* I do not sleep anymore because of TV Tropes. I will never sleep after the NightmareFuel page. Also I need BrainBleach.
612* TV Tropes set my house on fire, stole my dog and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking left my refrigerator open all night!]]
613* TV Tropes made me [[MemeticMutation hide my kids, hide my wife, hide my husband, obsess over Double Rainbows]], [[Music/TheLonelyIsland do the Creep like a boss while on a boat]], [[WebOriginal/LOLCats asking about cheezeburgers]], and [[MemeticMutation FIRIN' MY LAZAR]]...[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries In America]].
614* TV Tropes made me confess to myself that I am a NightmareFetishist.
615* TV Tropes made me [[Music/TheLonelyIsland jizz in my pants.]]
616* TV Tropes caused the financial crisis.
617* I can't believe [[http://community.910cmx.com/index.php?/topic/4617-egs-strip-slaying/page__st__3920__p__464348#entry464348 he got you hooked on TV Tropes]].
618* TV Tropes [[Franchise/KingdomHearts destroyed my world]] and now [[Manga/CaseClosed people are murdered everywhere I go]]!
619* Because of TV tropes, I'm now [[PerverseSexualLust in love]] with the [[Anime/DarkerThanBlack Chinese Electric Batman's sexy collarbone]].
620* [[Literature/Twilight2005 About three things I was absolutely positive.]] First, TV Tropes was an additive. Second, there was a part of me, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for its info. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with it.
621* [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight "Die TV Tropes! You don't belong in this world"]]
622** "It was not by my hand that I was created. I was called here by '''[[HumansAreBastards HUMANS]]''', who wished to pay me tribute."
623** "Tribute!? "You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"
624** "[[TheInternetisforPorn Perhaps that can be said to all websites.]]"
625** "[[YouMonster Your words are as empty as your soul!]] Mankind ill needs a website such as you!"
626** "What is a website!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, Have at you!!"
627* I found TV Tropes some years back, out in the far reaches of the world, [[ArtifactOfDoom glinting strangely from the black]], this golden trinket, and it has since become a constant fascination. How often have I lost myself, staring into its lustrous depths. How many times have I heard it whispering to me during silent hours, when I have been alone. Indeed, I swear that it has a voice. My friends have spoken against it; have said that it is unhealthy; have told me to throw it away, but they do not understand, or perhaps they merely seek to gain it for themselves. Well, I have distanced myself from them and they will not have it. No, I will keep it for my own, for it has become very ... [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings precious]] to me.
628* [[MemeticMutation I used to have a life like you.]] [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Then I took a TV Tropes to the knee...]]
629* I [[GoMadFromTheRevelation went mad from the revelations]]!!! They put me in an asylum because I wouldn't stop talking about [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]]!! I shot a [[ShootTheShaggyDog dog!]] Also, my work ethic is sunk.
630* TV Tropes, my [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings preciousssssssssss...]]
631* Thanks to NothingIsScarier, NightmareFuel, and other pages I [[GoMadFromTheRevelation went mad from the revelations]]. TV Tropes is an EldritchLocation I can NOT escape. If you're reading this, [[NightmareFuel RUN!!!]]
632* TV Tropes did contribute to my muse dying in a forum RPG and I had to let go of the game.
633* TV Tropes sent me to Tropurgatory
634* TV Tropes, I'll SeeYouInHell.
635* [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes]]! [[YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm You cannot grasp the true addiction]] of TV Tropes!
636* [[VideoGame/Persona3 The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to TV Tropes, man clings to a dim hope... Yet the articles are the means by which all is revealed... Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end... It matters not who you are...]] [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Your life shall be ruined!]]
637* Thanks to TV Tropes, [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourVocabulary no one understands most of what I say anymore.]]
638* So I use to be just a normal guy trying to ruin my life in the worst way possible... and TV Tropes '''[[InvertedTrope FAILED TO RUIN MY LIFE,]]''' instead [[Music/LivingColour it gave me fortune, fame, and power in your god's name!]] I wanted to ruin my life [[SugarWiki/TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife not enhance it!]]
639* '''[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure YOU KNOW NOTHING, FOOOOL! IT'S TV TROPES! THE GOD! OF TIME-WASTING!]]'''
640** [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 It sounds like editing]] TV Tropes [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 isn't that easy.]]
641** TV Tropes [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 is the Iblis Trigger! IT'S NO USE!]]
642** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Watch out!]] TV Tropes [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure is gonna crash! AAH.]]
643** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Ha.]] TV Tropes [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 is the coolest.]]
644** '''[[VideoGame/SonicColors NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE]]''' '''''[[VideoGame/SonicColors UNIVERSE]]''''' '''[[NothingCanStopUsNow IS GOING TO STOP TV Tropes!]]'''
645** [[VideoGame/SonicGenerations Hey, Troper! Enjoy your future!]] [[BlatantLies It's gonna be great!]]
646* TV Tropes [[BreakingTheFourthWall broke the fourth wall]].
647** And the [[SerialEscalation fifth]]. I didn't even know that there ''was'' a fifth! (Now I do, and it's broken!)
648* [[WorstWhateverEver Worst. Wiki. Ever]]
649* TV Tropes [[Series/{{Digitiser}} messed with Mr. T's bins!]]
650* No Trope is safe from [[Videogame/Left4Dead Chicago Ted!!!!]]
651* TV Tropes made turned into a [[TrollingCreator ... ahem]] Creator/JossWhedon fan.
652* TV Tropes made me realize I drive [[TheAllegedCar a crap car]]
653* TV Tropes has been helping my dark side manifest itself in my writing.
654* TV Tropes [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} blast off at the speed of light!]] [[TerribleTrio Surrender now or you'll trope all night!]]
655* TV Tropes is the founder of the [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!]]
656* TV Tropes [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan left me marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive...]]
657* But they found [[Recap/StarTrekS1E0TheCage it's a trap. Like a narcotic]]. Because when TV Tropes becomes more important than [[RealLife reality]], you give up [[TravelingAtTheSpeedOfPlot travel]], [[SoYouWantTo/BuildYourOwnFictionalWorld building]], [[HomemadeInventions creating]]. You even [[ScavengerWorld forget how to repair]] the [[OlderThanSteam machines left behind by your ancestors]].
658* TV Tropes stole 40 cakes... AndThatsTerrible!
659** It stole [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 40 cakes!]]
660*** That's as many as 4 tens!
661* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic said it ate two corn cakes, but it really ate three!]]
662* TV Tropes made me name my daughter... [[Series/DoctorWho AFTER MY DAUGHTER!!]]
663** It also shot my TARDIS!
664*** But you said guns didn't work in this place! ''You'' said we were in a field of temporal grace!
665*** That was a CLEVER LIE, you idiot! Anyone could tell that was a clever lie!
666* TV Tropes is [[VideoGame/RuneScape cabbage]].
667* TV Tropes [[spoiler:spoiled a lot of ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' due to an incredible lack of spoiler tags]].
668* TV Tropes [[Fanfic/MyImmortal put it's thingie into my you-know-what.]]
669* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic comes with chocolate rain, guys! Chocolate rain!]]
670* ''' [[Fanfic/BackgroundPony Read my tropes and become nothing.]] [[MadnessMantra Read my tropes and become nothing.]] Read my tropes... '''
671* TV Tropes is everywhere. [[Film/TheMatrix It is all around us.]] Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. [[LotusEaterMachine It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.]] That you are a slave, Troper. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind.
672* TV Tropes made me forget the witty entry I was going to put on this page!
673* This may sound weird... But some tropes makes me depressed!!!
674* TV Tropes turned me into [[Film/MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail A NEWT!!!!!!]]
675** What? TWICE?!
676* How can you hope to leave... [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} WHEN YOUR LIFE IS ALREADY RUINED?]]
677* LIFE IS AN EQUATION. [[ComicBook/FinalCrisis TV Tropes IS THE ANSWER.]]
678* The concept of HoYay did not exist in my mind until a [[Website/TVTropes certain website]] [[Literature/HarryPotter whose name must not be mentioned]] said so.
679* TV Tropes drew me in slowly. Made me vast my time reading more and more articles and finally starting editing pages myself. No it is urging me to find new innocent souls to drag in. TV Trope wants to grow. Become stronger. IT WILL RULE THE WORLD!
680* TV Tropes [[Music/{{Eminem}} stood there and watched me burn]] [[note]]but that's alright because I like the way it hurts[[/note]].
681* TV Tropes [[Franchise/EvilDead was never meant for the world of the living.]]
682* It is [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague TV flippin' Tropes]]! Of course it ruined your life!
683* [[{{ComicBook/Darkseid}} TV Tropes IS.]]
684* [[{{Franchise/Superman}} This is]] [[ComicBook/KingdomCome TV Tropes]]. [[AnthropomorphicPersonification It could]] [[PhysicalGod do anything]].
685* TV Tropes [[TearJerker made me cry.]] A lot.
686* [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain What are we going to do tonight,]] TV Tropes? The same thing we always do, [[Administrivia/ThisTroper Troper]]... ''TAKE OVER THE WORLD''.
687* TV Tropes is at least partially responsible for my intense overuse of the word [[TrueArtIsAngsty "angst"]].
688* TV Tropes made me realise that [[Series/ThirtyRock Jack Donneghy and Liz Lemon]] are both secret pedophiles!
689* I used to be a troper like you, [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee.]]
690* You don't unnastand... If it wasn't for TV Tropes [[Film/OnTheWaterfront I coulda had class.]] [[MemeticMutation I coulda been a contender.]] [[Creator/MarlonBrando I coulda been somebody.]]
691* TV Tropes is '''SLENDER MAN'''
692* TV Tropes caused [[VideoGame/FireEmblemPathOfRadiance the Serenes Massacre twenty years ago!]]
693* TV Tropes made me stay up all night on a school night reading this WHOLE PAGE!
694* TV Tropes [[WebAnimation/PonyDotMov went into Fluttershy's shed!]]
695* To ruin someone's life... that's practically blasphemous. Say you're sorry, TV Tropes! [[VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors Apologize to the funyarinpa! Gosh, you are such a rude website.]]
696* [[Website/ThatOtherWiki Those guys]] [[Manga/{{Naruto}} lied to you all the time! They made up rules to exclude you! Don't you remember?! You suffered... It hurt...]] TV Tropes [[Manga/{{Naruto}} is the only one that understands you!]]
697* '''[[TheCallsAreComingFromInsideTheHouse THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE TV TROPES!!!]]'''
698* TV Tropes [[IAmAHumanitarian ate my hand]] '''[[ComicBook/SinCity AND MADE ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!]]'''
699* TV Tropes made DinoBabies [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes unpopular]].
700* TV Tropes told me a ghost story!
701* TV Tropes is the newest 185-BPM [[Music/{{Bemani}} Hard Renaissance]] song.
702* '''WARNING!''' A [[VideoGame/{{Darius}} HUGE BATTLESHIP]] "TV TROPES" IS APPROACHING FAST.
703* ENCOUNTERED AN ASSAILANT: TV TROPES. [[VideoGame/RadiantSilvergun BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS]]...
704## RED LINKS
705## TAB OVERDOSE
706## TIME ELAPSE
707* TV Tropes: [[Videogame/TetrisTheGrandMaster The Grand Master]]
708* [[HereBeDragons Here be tropes]].
709* TV Tropes ruined my childhood!
710* TV Tropes is [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants BIG! SCARY! AND PINK!]]
711* Sorry Troper! [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros But your TV Tropes is in another castle!]]
712* I go one TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow all day, every day.]]
713* TV Tropes [[Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas is one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.]]
714* TV Tropes is a NightmareFuel-[[Film/MadMax injected suicide machine]]!
715* '''[[Film/{{Scarface 1983}} SAY 'ELLO TO MY LIDDLE TV TROPES!]]'''
716** [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Trope it to the limit!]]
717* [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour We have always been at war with TV Tropes.]]
718* [[Film/{{Clerks}} ...37! My girlfriend read 37 tropes!]] (In a row?)
719* TV Tropes killed [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Fubblegum.]]
720** TV Tropes made Flame Princess break up with Finn. YOU BLEW IT, TV TROPES!
721* TV Tropes made me developed my anger toward my parents.
722* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants foreclosed my house]].
723* I destroyed TV Tropes... [[Film/TheGame1997 and all I got was this stupid T-shirt]].
724** I was destroyed ''by'' TV Tropes and I didn't get anything even remotely similar to a T-shirt.
725* TV Tropes [[Webcomic/HomeStuck ruined all the lives]]. All of them.
726* TV Tropes made me stay up late at night... up to until 2 o'clock in the morning at times.
727* TV Tropes made me way too GenreSavvy... also, too much FridgeBrilliance and FridgeHorror.[[labelnote:Note to myself]]Never ever go way too much when showing them to friends. NEVER. Especially to that one person I care for more than for anyone else. Would just skew their perception of the reality, but in the wrong and bad direction.[[/labelnote]]
728* TV Tropes [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway called me over to its front page. Then it said "Hey, you're a troper!" ... *sobs*]]
729* TV Tropes [[Series/DoctorWho let one go, but that's nothing new.]] [[PetTheDog Every now and then, a little victim's spared. Because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged.]] And that's how TV Tropes lives with itself. That's how you slaughter millions. Because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind's in the right direction, you happen to be kind.
730* I got two words for ya: Katie Vick. [[Wrestling/CMPunk And if you don't know what that is, go look it up on Youtube. It will drive you to drink, and then you can come to]] TV Tropes [[LargeHam AND WE WILL SAVE YOU!]]
731* TV Tropes ruined my life, buried my wife alive, blew up my car, and then killed me.
732* Don't put TV Tropes on a plate. It'll use its magnet to escape. It'll jump right up and [[EarWorm claw your ear]]. Then it'll bite your [[EyeScream EYEEEEEEEEEEEEE]]!!!! TV TROPES STICKS TO MAGNET!
733* TV Tropes told me to [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV return a nuke warhead worth]] '''$20,000,000'''. '''''[[LargeHam NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT I WANT!!!]]''''' [[Funny/GrandTheftAutoV *bashes his head on a wood pallet*]]
734* [[WebVideo/TwitchPlaysPokemon Twitch Writes TV Tropes]].
735* TV Tropes accidentally 93MB of your life!
736** TV Tropes accidentally ''what'' ?
737* TV Tropes [[ProperlyParanoid really is out to get you]]. DarthWiki/ThatTroper has already been assimilated, and is now in cahoots! [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Cah88888888ts!]]
738* [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Stupid TV Tropes!]] [[NeverMyFault You make me look bad!]]
739* TV Tropes [[VideoGame/DarkSouls made me go Hollow.]]
740* TV Tropes [[Franchise/TouhouProject made me use my last bomb before I got to the boss!]]
741* [[Manga/SoulEater Watch it, or TV Tropes will take your soul.]]
742** TV Tropes is {{The Devil}}, {{God}}, and {{The Internet}} all out to get you. [[Franchise/TheMatrix They have ALREADY consumed your soul.]]
743* TV Tropes [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie parked its car on my sandwich!]]
744* TV Tropes drove in honking wildly, heading straight for me, and at the last possible moment -- stopped on a dime! [[Creator/TheFiresignTheatre Unfortunately the dime was in my pocket!]]
745* TV Tropes has taken over all my tabs! MY BROWSER WILL DIE! [[OhCrap OH]] [[KilledMidSentence SHI-]]
746* [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender I used to live in harmony but then everything changed when the TV Tropes attacked.]]
747* TV Tropes didn't even ask for my Email address or personal information when I signed up! It really doesn't care about us...
748* TV Tropes put [[VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc me]] [[VisualNovel/Danganronpa2GoodbyeDespair in]] [[Literature/DanganronpaZero DESPAIR!!]]
749** TV Tropes [[WebVideo/DanganronpaAbridgedThing is not welcome in a school environment!]]
750* I realised TV Tropes had conquered my life, the day I started quoting the titles of pages during the discussion of movies, fuelled by the naive assumption that the other person knew what the hell I was talking about.
751* [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress John McSmith, Human cancels Do Productive Things: Interrupted by TV Tropes.]]
752* If [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife you ruin my life]], [[DefiantToTheEnd I shall become]] [[BadassBoast more powerful]] [[FaceDeathWithDignity than you can]] '''[[DyingMomentOfAwesome possibly]]''' [[ObiWanMoment imagine]]!
753* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants turned my face '''PURPLE!''']]
754* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} made me feel uncomfterable!]]
755** YOU SICK MONSTER!
756* TV Tropes [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants gave me the ugly!]]
757* TV Tropes [[WebComic/ElGoonishShive is the reason people have magic marks unknowingly, it tricked a wizard into trying to kill my twin sister,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and it's the reason I need to sleep as a girl.]]
758* TV Tropes told me [[SugarWiki/CandleCove I had to go... INSIDE.]]
759* TV Tropes [[Anime/SailorMoon kidnapped my boyfriend and brainwashed him over to the dark side!]]
760* TV Tropes [[Anime/RevolutionaryGirlUtena told me to come find my prince but all I got was a weird girl claiming to be my wife! And her weird monkey thing!]]
761* [[Theatre/TheBookOfMormon Hasa diga TV Tropes!]]
762* TV Tropes told me [[Literature/ASongofIceandFire that I know nothing...]]
763* TV Tropes [[WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged keeps]] [[GroinAttack kicking me in the dick]] [[WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged until I made a scream that transends all space-time continuum]].
764* TV Tropes, [[VideoGame/GodOfWar your victim has returned! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR WEBSITE]]!!!
765* [[Manga/DragonballZ If they set TV Tropes free IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US]]!!! [[BigNo NOOOOOO]]!!!!
766* [[VideoGame/IMMeen Oh look, what clever tropers!]] / [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekkk8sVajqE See them browsing, watch them learn!]] / [[ForumSpeak How I HATE those goody-goodies!]] / How they make my stomach turn!
767** I've got a ''little'' secret / that'll '''really''' ruin lives! / It's some NASTY [[Administrivia/TVTropesGlossary Wiki Magic]] / From [[Website/TVTropes a special kind of site!]] (SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic)
768** This page is made to edit / But it isn't to be read / When they open up this link / THEY'RE SUCKED INSIDE INSTEAD / To a real unpleasant place where they'll lose hope! / The magic labyrinth of T! V! TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOPES!
769** Very scary and confusing! / Page or index of MY choosing! / Magic labyrinth of T! V! TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[[EvilLaugh OHOHOHOPES! Hahahaha!]]
770* [[Series/KamenRiderDecade ONORE TV TROPES!]]
771* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho054TheNaturalHistoryOfFear This is the Voice of Troper City. Welcome to your new Trope Day. Today is High Productivity Day. Your Website loves you. Happiness through acceptance. Acceptance through productivity.]]
772* TV Tropes caught me in my ScoobyDooHoax. I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling Tropers, and their stupid TropeyTheWonderDog!
773* [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Curse you, TV Tropes the Platypus!]]
774** ''My'' Tv Tropes is a panda...
775* TV Tropes made me know so much about all the existing episodes of ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' I don't rewatch them anymore. AND THIS IS DURING THE HIATUS.
776* Life after TV Tropes [[VideoGame/{{Terraria}} is 25% ruined and 2% enhanced. Things are grim indeed.]]
777* TV Tropes made me commission {{Hentai}} fan-art of JustForFun/TropeTan. It's gorgeous, wish you could see it...
778* I now quote tropes as needed. And my twin hates it.
779* [[WesternAnimation/InsideOut Congratulations TV Tropes, you've ruined my life!]] First Website/TheOtherWiki, and now ''you''!
780* [[WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog You're readin', you're readin', you're readin' all night]]! [[VillainSong You really are a dope]]! Your life is ruined, but don't blame me! ''[[VoiceOfTheLegion You can blame my friends here on T... V... TROPES!]]'' (You got [[{{Tropes}} what you wanted]]! But you lost [[RealLife what you had]]!)
781* [[Music/NeilYoung You've been tropin' all night, and the sun's comin' up.... It's been up for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours... IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK!]]
782* [[Film/{{Network}} I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO]] '''''[[Film/{{Network}} TROPE]]''''' [[Film/{{Network}} THIS ANYMORE!!!]]
783* I attempted to escape TV Tropes once. Sadly, [[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney the miracle]] [[GoodBadTranslation never happen.]]
784* TV Tropes told me [[VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing "You're Loser !"]]
785* [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome We ain't! We kept it straight! Everything troped, everything 'membered!]]
786* [[Music/TheBeatles TV Tropes is the Walrus. (Goo goo g'joob)]]
787** Website/TvTropes is not the Walrus, Doctor Eggman Robotnik is the walrus (he's clearly ''The'' Eggman) even though he denies being a walrus.
788* TV Tropes [[Film/TheAdventuresOfSharkboyAndLavagirl RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!]]
789* Website/TVTropes means I try to wikiword and use [=PMWiki=] formatting on Website/{{Reddit}}. AndThatsTerrible.
790* Website/TVTropes [[Music/{{Gloryhammer}} summoned Chaos Wizards to attack me]], after [[AndIMustScream imprisoning me in ice for a thousand years.]]
791* [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Tropers and TvTropes are the devil!]]
792* [[Music/TheWall All in all it's just another trope on the page.]]
793* [[Literature/WarriorCats Before there is peace, tropes will fight tropes, and the links will run red...]]
794* [[Music/TheDoors This is the end...beautiful tropes. This is the end...my only trope, the end.]]
795* [[Music/TearsForFears Shout...shout...let it all out...these are the tropes I can do without, come on. I'm talking to you, TvTropes]]
796* [[Series/BreakingBad TV Tropes isn't in danger, TV Tropes IS the danger!]]
797** You're god damn [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife right]]!
798** TV Tropes is the one who knocks!
799* [[Film/ApocalypseNow The tropes...the tropes...]]
800* [[Series/DoctorWho EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF TVTROPES! YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!]]
801* [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Long ago in a distant corner of the Internet, I, TV Tropes, the shape-shifting Master of Storytelling Devices, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish aspiring writer wielding a useless English degree stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung them into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is TV Tropes...]]
802* TV Tropes. [[MemeticMutation Welcome TO DIE!]]
803* TV TROPES IS [[Wrestling/JohnCena JOHN CENA!]] [[{{Not}} NOT!]] TV TROPES IS ''DONALD TRUMP''!!!
804* Website/TVTropes ruined your life [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} 35 minutes ago]].
805* TV Tropes made me cry [[VideoGame/MegaManX4 when Iris died]]. [[NarmCharm In the english version!]]
806* [[Film/Troll2 TVTROPES ARE EATING ME! AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT]] '''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou YOU!]]'''
807* THE TROPES ATE YOUR [[VideoGame/PlantsVSZombies BRAINS!]]
808* Reading TV Tropes has taken a lot of time and [[VideoGame/FTLFasterThanLight allowed the Rebel Fleet to catch up.]]
809* [[Literature/MyYouthRomanticComedyIsWrongAsIExpected Tropes are lies, tropes are evil.]]
810* What was her name? I don't remember her name! TV Tropes made me forget [[Anime/YourName her name]]!!!
811* TV Tropes is the [[VideoGame/KerbalSpaceProgram Karken]]
812* [[Literature/{{Oreimo}} There is no way my little tropes can cost me so much time]]!!!
813* [[Literature/{{Toradora}} MOU ICHIDO! MOU ICHIDO!]] Just one more edit!
814* [[Series/LazyTown Have you ever heard the sound]] of TV Tropes ruining your life?
815** [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Have you ever heard of the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Troper? I thought not.]] [[TakeThat It's not a story Wikipedia Users would tell you.]] [[MemeticMutation It's an old TVTropes tale.]]
816* [[VideoGame/LifeIsStrange This shit-pit has ruined every series I've ever loved...]] I'd like to drop a bomb on Website/TVTropes and turn it to [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] glass.
817* [[Film/TheBabadook If it's in a link or it's in the ropes...]] [[InescapableHorror You can't get rid of]] Website/TVTropes.
818** See it on your [[WIkiWalk tabs]] at night, and [[WikiWalk you won't sleep a wink.]]
819* [[Film/TheRevenant I ain't afraid to trope anymore]]. [[WikiWalk I done it already]].
820* TV Tropes made me read [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Dipper Goes to Taco Bell!]]
821* [[Anime/CasshernSins KILL TV TROPES! DEVOUR TV TROPES!]]
822* [[Film/TheTerminator Listen! And understand! That TV Tropes is out there! It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity! Or remorse! Or fear! And it absolutely will not stop....EVER! Until you are dead!]]
823* [[VideoGame/StardewValley JOIN US. TROPE.]]
824* [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Cheers, luv! The Tropes are here!]]
825* [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Hehehe... alright, well, here's a better question. Do you want to have your life ruined? Because, if you browse TV Tropes, you are really not gonna like what happens next.]]
826* "So there's this really cool site called Website/TVTropes, and-" "Wait, what's a [[{{Trope}} 'trope']]?" [[ImpossiblyMundaneExplanation "Umm... Uhhh... you know... it's like a figure of speech or something? It's used as a storytelling device in a work of-"]] ''[[IncrediblyLameFun "LAAAAME!"]]''
827* TV Tropes ruined my life? [[Literature/CoffinPrincessChaika SHOCKING TRUTH!]]
828* [[VideoGame/{{Rune}} No no no no not Tv Tropes, he does not Forgive.....AND NEITHER DO I YOU MISBEGOTTEN OLD WEBSITE!!!!! I will destroy you TV Tropes just like Balder,]] [[ExactWords I Will!]]
829* [=TvTropes=] made me TooIncompetentToOperateABlanket! SoYeah.
830* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic They told me not to browse [=TVTropes=] in school... BUT I DIDN'T LISTEN!]]
831* I've spent more than 10 hours straight browsing [=TVTropes=] because [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} I didn't have anything better to do!]]
832* TV Tropes made me want a bunch of videogames I can't afford.
833** Same.
834* TV Tropes makes me come across [[BreadEggsMilkSquick uncomfortable things]] [[MoodWhiplash all of a sudden!]]
835* [[WesternAnimation/DragonHunters Every twenty seasons, the most terrifying Web site alive wakes up and leaves his lair at the far end of Google. When he comes, he ruins everybody's minds, making everybody like the bad guys by the hundreds ... Traumatizing everybody's life whole, before returning to his lair, leaving only tropes behind]].
836* [[WebAnimation/TheDementedCartoonMovie You know what, this wiki sucks. I just don't get it.]] I mean, now my life is ruined, because a TV Tropes link just conveniently popped out of nowhere, so I could click on it, so now my life is ruined! So this wiki really does suck. It doesn't make ''any'' sense; in fact, furthermore, the person who made this wiki is a [[CurseCutShort complete jack-]] [[EarthShatteringKaboom [boom[=]=]]]
837* "[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Bastard... How many TV Tropes pages have you edited to waste your time?]]"
838** "[[Memes/JoJosBizarreAdventure Do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?]]"
839* [[Website/{{Zombocom}} You can do anything at TV Tropes.]] Anything at all. ''The only limit is yourself.'' '''''Welcome. To TV Tropes.'''''
840** [[Website/{{Obmozcom}} Again,]] welcome to TV Tropes! Welcome to ''all'' who visit TV Tropes, to-DAY, and for (PowerEchoes here) ''[[FateWorseThanDeath all e-ter-ni-ty]]''. [[WeCanRuleTogether You will ALWAYS be welcome at TV Tropes]]. Thank you for visiting TV Tropes! [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel Please bookmark TV Tropes]], and come back often, to [[BlatantLies fulfill your wildest dreams, and fantasies]]. %% obmoz.com
841* [[Music/SongsToWearPantsTo By the year 7 billion,]] time travelers had realized the peril of allowing tvtropes.org to continue to exist, so they went back to 2004, kidnapped Fast Eddie, went back even further to 11 B.C., and forced him to compose music. [[YouWillBeBeethoven And that is the Beethoven we know and love today.]]
842* [[TheAristocrats ...The talent agent,]] recoiling in disgust, asks the family "Just what the hell do you call an act like ''that''?!" The father smiles. "TV Tropes!"
843* TV Tropes killed and ate my children!
844* TV Tropes made me kill and eat my children!
845* TV Tropes made my children kill and eat each other! And then they got nasty!
846* TV Tropes made me late to class!
847* TV Tropes made me late to work! I got fired for it, too. [[SarcasmMode Thanks TV Tropes.]]
848* TV Tropes put me on the naughty list and now I won't get anything for Christmas this year!
849* TV Tropes made me interested in [[WesternAnimation/SagwaTheChineseSiameseCat obscure]] [[WesternAnimation/ToadPatrol Canadian]] [[Literature/{{Redwall}} cartoons]]! Now I think mice aren't scary...
850* TV Tropes has made me get straight Cs and Fs!!!!!!!!!!!
851* [[ConspiracyTheorist TV Tropes invented and unleashed the Wuhan coronavirus to get everyone to stay home and browse more TV Tropes.]]
852* [[Music/SmashMouth Someone told me a while ago that TV Tropes was going to roll me, since I'm not exactly the smartest person around. I thought she looked silly when she made a hand gesture implying I was a loser.]]
853* TV Tropes ruined- no, destr- no, OBLITERATED what was left of my innocence!
854* TV Tropes made me puke- TWICE!
855* TV Tropes made me have an InsanityEstablishmentScene- die, die, die, innocent humans!
856* TV Tropes [[WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIsland eliminated]] me!
857* TV Tropes broke my T key! Why does it have two instances of "T" in the title?!
858** Have you considered taking out your anger on V-shaped Ropes?
859* [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic TV Tropes walks around Walmart without a face mask.]] They don't even shop. They just walk up to people and loudly cough in their faces.
860* [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E3BigPinkLoserBubbleBuddy TV Tropes poisoned our water-supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!]]
861** They did?
862*** No, but are we just gonna wait around until they do?!
863* TV Tropes dropped the "Mr." from "Mr. Potato Head", reduced Lola Bunny's breast size and subjected her to TheOtherDarrin, kept WesternAnimation/PepeLePew out of the ''Space Jam'' sequel, cancelled Creator/DrSeuss, and made the new She-Ra less sexy like the Woke-mobs wanted!
864** Creator/DrSeuss is not a TV show, mind you; it's just that six of his books have been pulled from publication. TV Tropes should not mistake Creators for TV shows.
865* TV Tropes declared the election was invalid with no evidence and declared itself PresidentForLife.
866* TV Tropes was the one that added Extra Monster Zones to ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh''.
867* TV Tropes forced a video game sequel to be released months in advance to make the Christmas sale and traumatized the franchise forever.
868* [[Creator/ThoughtSlime TV Tropes has imprisoned me in the Eyeball Zone where there is no escape.]]
869* [[WebVideo/JordanUnderneath TV Tropes locked me in the basement where there is no way out.]]
870* The KFC Double Down secret sauce is made of TV Tropes.
871* I asked TV Tropes for a Coca Cola and they gave me RC. It was room temperature too.
872* TV Tropes doxed my home address.
873* TV Tropes is melting the polar icecaps.
874* TV Tropes sells cigarettes to babies!
875* TV Tropes is selling heroin to inner city elementary schoolers.
876* TV Tropes touched my ass inappropriately.
877* TV Tropes mugged me.
878* The trial against TV Tropes was thrown out on a technicality and they got away with defrauding the elderly.
879* TV Tropes is an abusive boyfriend.
880* TV Tropes is hoarding the cure for cancer to profit off of expensive treatments.
881* TV Tropes was the one that canceled ''Series/AmericanGods2017''.
882* TV Tropes cock-blocked me!
883* TV Tropes ate my brain!
884* TV Tropes touched me inappropriately in places I don't feel comfortable sharing with.
885* TV Tropes was the one responsible for Creator/CartoonNetwork doing live-action shows.
886* I wanted to go out for Mexican and TV Tropes took us to Taco Bell.
887* I wanted to go out for Italian and TV Tropes made canned spaghetti. They didn't even cook it. They just dumped a can of the stuff onto a plate and got offended when I didn't want to eat it.
888* TV Tropes is so stupid, it sold its car for gas money.
889* TV Tropes width-held evidence for climate change for profit.
890* TV Tropes bribed {{God}} to send me to Hell in its place.
891* TV Tropes is a pillow queen.
892* TV Tropes always makes me the designated driver no matter how many times it happens.
893* TV Tropes was the one that pushed for [[Film/TheThing2011 "The Thing" prequel no one wanted]].
894* TV Tropes [[ExecutiveMeddling ruins every movie it involves itself in by forcing people to make pointless changes]].
895* It was TV Tropes' idea to replace Creator/LorenzoMusic with Creator/DaveCoulier on ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters''.
896* TV Tropes fucked up my sleep schedule. As if I couldn't stay awake any longer.
897* TV Tropes depleted my phone/laptop battery quicker than most other apps. Now I have to go and find the charger...
898* [[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow I've been reading TV Tropes since I was a child! People... always trying to take it from me! WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE?!?]]
899* [[Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale Sometimes I wrestle with tropes. Other times, we just snuggle. WELCOME... TO TV TROPES.]]
900* [[DrinkingGame/TVTropesWillRuinYourLiver TV Tropes ruined your liver]] as well!
901* [[Administrivia/PleaseTropeResponsibly These are your tropes]] [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs on drugs!]]
902* [[WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated This is why I hate TV Tropes!]]
903* [[Series/UltramanTriggerNewGenerationTiga The trope...]] [[Recap/UltramanTriggerNewGenerationTigaEp12The30MillionYearMiracle I can't control it!]]
904-->'''[[{{Laconic}} Laconirmeara]]:''' What the heck are you?
905-->'''Darr[[{{Gonk}} gonk]]''': Wait!
906-->'''[[{{Haiku}} Haiku]]dram:''' We should retreat for now!
907-->'''Laconirmeara:''' [[WeWillMeetAgain I'll get you for this!]] '''''[[BigWordShout TV]] [[SayMyName TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOPES!!!]]'''''
908* '''[[Series/KamenRiderRevice Buddy Up!]]''' [[Series/KamenRiderRevice Soratobu!]][[labelnote:*]]Flying![[/labelnote]] [[Series/KamenRiderRevice Asobu!]][[labelnote:*]]Playing![[/labelnote]] [[Series/KamenRiderRevice Non-stop! TV Tropes~! I'll ruin your life!]]
909* [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 I CAN'T... RESIST THE TROPE... ANY LONGER! Splat you, TV Tropessssssssssss!]]
910-->Blushing tropes covered in pink! Rushing tropes, exploding ink!
911** [[AC:Paraphrased:]] BLGRRARGH! [[DefeatCatchphrase Splat you, TV Tropes!]] [[ThisCannotBe I CAN'T RESIST YOUR POPPY TROPE!]]
912--->Faces blush, a rush of ink! Tropes played with, no time to think!
913* Thanks to editing TV Tropes, I am no longer able to enjoy browsing TV Tropes because of all the typos and errors in this seemingly big wiki! DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER!
914* To TV Tropes -- [[Literature/MobyDick I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.]]
915* I don't know why TV Tropes ruined my life. It just does.
916* [[{{Tsundere}} I-It's not like I like that TV Tropes ruined my life or anything...]]
917* [[Music/{{KMFDM}} The ultimate desire of TV Tropes is to kill you. Listen to what I'm saying! It's coming for you! It plans to destroy you. It hates you. It hates your children. And it's coming for you!]] [[note]]TROPE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING TROPE MOTHERFUCKING TROPE MOTHERFUCKER TROPE FUCKING TROPE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER-[[/note]]
918* [[Music/LemonDemon When the wiki's finished]]/then, we will unveil it/[[MassHypnosis Seven billion people/instantly enlightened]]/Everyone's reconstructed/All the natter's over/Say goodbye to cliches/That page is cutlisted\
919[[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourVocabulary There's no longer language/Only troper jargon]]/There's no longer country/Only work namespaces/Troping makes us hungry/Hunger makes us human/Everyone can see it/Everything's egregious.
920* [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Dreaded wiki dedicated to tropes is dreaded. Also, reading.]] ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag-RvTUfcdU *Ding!*]]''
921-->Wiki Sin Tally: [[LeetLingo 1337]]\
922Sentence: [[AC:Hell/Purgatory/Naraka]]
923* [[WebVideo/ChinaUncensored On this episode of TV Tropes Uncensored: China's using TV Tropes to torture prisoners.]]
924** What's that, Shelley? TV Tropes is ruining my life? Oh my god... maybe I should take a break...
925* '''Günsche:''' [[Film/{{Downfall}} I must inform that TV Tropes has ruined my life.]] [[WebVideo/HitlerRants It has also ruined your life as well.]]\
926'''Hitler:''' I knew this day would eventually come. And now it has! TV Tropes must stop ruining lives. At once! Hours and hours of free time wasted thanks to this unholy website being designed to be super addictive. One more thing: Fegelein owns TV Tropes. '''''[[SayMyName FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!]]'''''
927* [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable This is the story of a troper named Stanley.]] Stanley troped on a big site where he was [=Stanley427=]. [=Stanley427=]'s job was simple: he sat at his desk and he opened new tabs on TV Tropes. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what tabs to open, how long to look at them, and in what order. This is what [=Stanley427=] did every day of every month of every year, and he considered it soul rending. Stanley loathed every moment that the orders came in. And Stanley's life was ruined.
928* [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 It is the 22nd Century. For more than a hundred years TV Tropes has sat stationary in the internet. It is the Ruiner of Lives by the will of the gods, and master of a million users by the might of it's inexhaustible grip. It is a rotting carcass of a site writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of the Internet. It is the Trope Lord of the Internet for whom a thousand pages are sacrificed every day, so that it may never truly die.\
929Yet even in it's deathless state, TV Tropes continues it's eternal sprawling. Mighty moderators cross the vandal-infested miasma of the site, their way lit by the Administravia, the online manifestation of the website's goals. Vast userbases do edit in it's name on uncounted pages. Greatest amongst it's forces are the Trope Launch Pad, the "YKTTW", a specially designed filter. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Cleanup Threads and countless contributers, the ever vigilant Trope Repair Shop and the old priests of the Darth Wiki to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from wiki vandals, dumb fandoms, Google - and worse.\
930To be a troper in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most rule-bound regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of fun and light-heartedness, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of freedom and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only bans. There is no peace amongst the web, only an eternity of edit wars and redactions, and the laughter of thirsting mods.]]
931* [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Is it lonely?/It's the only/Wiki/In this back alleyway/Will it shoot you?/It won't have to/You're already/Dead]]
932** [=I had the strangest dream/I browsed TV Tropes again/Don't make me browse TV Tropes/Cause I couldn't browse TV Tropes/Again=]
933** [=TV Tropes got me high/TV Tropes got me high/=]The massive TabExplosion[=/sent a beam into my eye/TV Tropes made me die/TV Tropes made me die/It took my hand, it killed me/And it ruined my whole life=]
934* [[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers Goddamnit, Mario! Did you visit TV Tropes again?]]
935* TV Tropes will [[Franchise/DeadSpace make us whole]].
936* Strange machine... It really is coming from outside the System!... The tropes... '''[[Film/TheMusicOfTheSpheres THE FUCKING TROPES!!!!]]''' '''''AAAAGGGGHHHH....''''''
937* TV Tropes forced me to work on a [[VideoGame/FridayNightFunkin Friday Night Funkin']] [[FanWorks/FridayNightFunkin mod]], and now people think I'm a [[MistakenForRacist racist]] [[MistakenForPedophile pedophile]]!
938* TV Tropes [[Film/Morbius2022 said "IT'S TROPIN' TIME" and then troped all over those guys.]]
939* TV Tropes [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 has chosen, or been chosen to relocate to]] [[VichyEarth one of our finest remaining urban centers.]]
940* [[Series/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPower True creation requires ]]TV Tropes.
941* [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003 I am the TV Tropes that keeps you up at night, the TV Tropes that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest - and neither will you.]]
942* TV Tropes once said to me, "[[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Your life]] [[YouAreAlreadyDead is already ruined]]." My reaction: "[[BigWhat NANI?!]]" ''*([[YourHeadAsplode KABOOM]])*''
943* [[Film/ABucketOfBlood Thanks to TV Tropes,]] I killed 3 people, covered their corpses in {{pothole}}s and wiki markup, and launched them as tropes. Then, when I was finally caught, I hung myself. I would've called it [=HangingMan=].
944* This website TV Tropes [[VideoGame/CallOfDutyModernWarfare2 is fighting its own war and it has no rules. No boundaries. It doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. It's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. It trades blood for money.]] [[SugarWiki/TVTropesEnhancedMyLife It's my new best friend.]]
945* [[Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream I have no life, and I must browse TV Tropes.]]
946* TV Tropes is [[Music/{{CAKE}} building a religion. They're building it bigger. They are widening the webpages and adding more tropes.]]
947* TV Tropes gave me PTSD (Post-Tropping Stress Disorder)
948* [[Tropers/SoaPuffball A certain Wikipedian]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Melecie/April_Fools/2023 thought the Other Wiki was TV Tropes]].
949* [[Film/Godzilla2014 The arrogance of man is thinking TV Tropes is in our control, and not the other way around.]]
950* [[Music/CabaretVoltaire When I awoke from my glowing, intense sleep, I looked all around, stricken with fear. Tabs of TV Tropes were open, and their URLS were strewn around the room, and I held back a tear.]]
951** All media is rendered useless. JustForFun/{{Egregious}} is a word used often. The mechanics of anxiety are in full swing. Emotions are reduced to DarthWiki/WhatAnIdiot and NightmareFuel. Psychochemical warfare becomes a reality. A strange imbalance eats into the subconscious. TV Tropes, the new religion, is a doctrine of force. The RuleOfScary replaces human evolution. Stimulation by technicians produces [[FetishFuel degrading states of erotic tension.]] Intelligence is stamped out once and for all. Our logo decorates the human zoos. From beginning to end -- from end to beginning -- are you ready to trope?
952** There's 70 billion tropers in the world. Where are they hiding?
953* Number 15: TV Tropes [[TheseTropesAreMadeForWalking Foot Pothole]]. The last thing you want on your TV Tropes trope page is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A troper uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of {{Administrivia/WikiWord}}s, with the statement "These are the pages you read on TV Tropes." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.
954* TV Tropes caved to public pressure from the Anti-Woke Headache Brigade and now queer people don't exist in all of fiction during Pride Month.
955* TV Tropes is hiring scabs during the Writer's Strike.
956* TV Tropes is cyberstalking me!
957* TV Tropes tried to get me fired for taking too long with their incredibly specific latte order.
958* TV Tropes gave ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' complete ownership of Creator/CartoonNetwork.
959* TV Tropes has edited the following conversation [[invoked]][[EditedForSyndication for syndication purposes]]:
960 -> '''Average ban evader''': [[Film/WhatAboutBob It was an interesting page, fruitful]]. But it lacked the [[WikiSandbox sandboxes]] that you and I generate together, Administrivia/TheSameButMore that we get one-on-one. We just gotta figure out a way to work around your Administrivia/SignalToNoiseTrainwreck. Could we work afternoons? [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13543987200A54420100&page=1 Tropes to forums]]? [[GreaterInternetFuckwadTheory GIFTs]] to {{GIRL}}s? [[ForumSpeak IBTL, shepherding, ninjaing, mediating and detecting?]]
961-> '''Average troper''': [[FreakOut MODSSSSSSSSSSSSS!]]
962-> '''Average ban evader''': [[StealthPun Are you saying you'd rather work byte-checking]]?
963-> '''Average troper''': (opens Ask The Tropers) GET OUTTA THE PAGES!
964* [[Music/TalkingHeads You may ask yourself]], "What is that beautiful wiki?" [[Music/RemainInLight You may ask yourself]], "Where does that blue link go to?" [[Music/OnceInALifetime You may ask yourself]], "Am I right? Am I wrong?" And you may ask yourself, "MyGodWhatHaveIDone!"
965* TV Tropes cut the stuff with baby aspirin and took my money anyway.
966* [[Music/SuicideBand TV Tropes, TV Tropes is killing its youth.]]
967** [[MindScrew WE'RE ALL TV TROPES.]] [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory WE'RE ALL LYING IN HELL.]] COME ON, GET UP! [[CarefulWithThatAxe AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!]]
968* In prose and in natter, I express myself as a member of a higher community. I have SacrificedBasicSkillForAwesomeTraining. I am on my way toward flying into the air, troping. My very gestures express enchantment. I feel AGodAmI. SugarWiki/{{Most Wonderful Sound}}s emanate from me. I walk about enchanted, in ecstasy, like the gods I saw walking in my SugarWiki/SweetDreamsFuel. I am no longer a vigilante taxonomist. I have become a work of taxonomy. [[Music/FrankieGoesToHollywood Welcome to TV Tropes.]]
969** '''[[EvilLaugh HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAH HAAAAAAAA.]] WELCOME!'''
970* [[VideoGame/{{Ultrakill}} TV TROPES MADE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!]]
971* [[Music/{{Propaganda}} TV Tropes is devoted to the devil, and fascinated by crime.]] Glamorous death is its destination, eternal passion its gain. [[TheNewRockAndRoll It's a Satanic gambler,]] with you just the pool, and [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife you've already lost the chance of your lifetime.]]
972** Why does it hurt when my mouse misses the link?
973** [[TemptingFate The first tab won't hurt at all.]] [[TabExplosion The second only makes you wonder.]] [[OhCrap The third will have you on your knees.]] You start troping, I start screaming.
974* [[WebVideo/ThirdRateGamer Now, I don't hate TV Tropes, but it just has "ass" written all over it! Maybe if they removed some of the pages, it wouldn't ruin my life! Didn't they test this wiki before they released it?]]
975----
976[-''TV Tropes [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking made me lose the game.]]''-]
977
978[-''[[Music/TheWall Isn't this where-]]''-]

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