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1List of major, recurring and minor characters from ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''.
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6!The Group
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9* ConsistentClothingStyle: Each of the four main characters has distinctive articles of clothing:
10** Jerry always wears long sleeved button-downs and sneakers.
11** Elaine wears long coats and high-end blouses.
12** George favors checkered long-sleeve shirts.
13** Kramer wears short sleeved vintage button-downs with crazy patterns such as leaves or lobsters paired with slacks. In Elaine's words, he dresses like a "hipster doofus".
14* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Jerry (phlegmatic) - generally calm, often to the point of indifference; George (melancholic) - rude, stubborn; Kramer (sanguine) - fun-loving, very energetic, and often erratic; and Elaine (choleric) - confident, hard to embarrass.
15* ItsAllAboutMe: They all tend to be ''very'' self-centered and disinterested in the feelings of others beyond the bare minimum. Even that isn't always guaranteed and is borne more from social expectations than genuine concern. Only Kramer is shown to be capable of empathy on a regular basis, and even he is still self-involved and immature, thinking nothing of sponging off of Jerry.
16* {{Jerkass}}: Much of the show's humor is derived from all the main characters being completely self-interested jerks who have zero CharacterDevelopment over the course of the series. They do each take their turn being the most annoying.
17* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Mainly Kramer, but beyond their selfish tendencies, the other three aren't exactly ''terrible'' people either, and have their share of moments. Even though they are usually self-centered, they have, on occasion, been shown to care about each other and even others outside the group.
18* LaserGuidedKarma: [[spoiler:After all their selfishness and terrible decision-making throughout the series, the group are tossed into prison for an entire year with their records tainted forever. Even if "criminal indifference" for failing to stop a carjacking is quite a ridiculous crime to hang on somebody, it's hard to argue they didn't have it coming.]]
19* ManChild: They're all ''very'' immature in various ways.
20* {{Narcissist}}: Probably the best way to describe the four main characters. They aren't [[TheSociopath totally incapable of empathy]]. They just deliberately choose not to show any, instead choosing to put themselves and their personal interests front and center. The show never really explains why this is, but one could assume that [[FreudianExcuse the general wackiness of their parents and environment probably has a lot to do with it]]. After all, they did grow up in [[TheBigRottenApple New York during the '70s and '80s]].
21* NiceMeanAndInBetween: Out of the three guys, we have lazy but friendly {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Kramer (nice), dishonest schemer George (mean), and indifferent StraightMan Jerry (in-between).
22* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Jason Alexander himself feels that Seinfeld is "a very dark show about very dark people". Lampshaded in the final episode, when they're actually put on trial for their selfishness.
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25[[folder:Jerry Seinfeld]]
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27!!'''Jerry Seinfeld (Creator/JerrySeinfeld)'''
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29[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jerry_seinfeld.jpg]]
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31->''Sure, I'm not funny anymore, but there's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.''
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33* AccidentalHero: Humorously invoked in "The Van Buren Boys;" the friends of his then-girlfriend treat his going out with her like he's doing her a great big favor, much to his confusion (Ironically, he breaks up with her after finding out that his parents adore her).
34* AllJewsAreCheapskates: Averted. He's the only one of the cast explicitly identified as Jewish and he's fairly generous with money.
35* AmicableExes: He's Elaine's ex-boyfriend but they still hang out and they're still close friends.
36* AsHimself: Only more of a jerk and less rich and famous.
37* AuthorAvatar: The character "Jerry Seinfeld" played by the real life Jerry Seinfeld doing what he does in real life (comedy) and is also a co-creator of the show.
38* BerserkButton:
39** He finds it very emasculating whenever someone he's hanging out with gets asked out on a date right in front of him.
40--->'''Jerry:''' How do you know we're not together?!
41** In keeping with his extreme cleanliness, things that are messy seem to be the main thing that gets under his skin. In the episode "The Blood," George using Jerry's kitchen to make pudding (skins) makes him lose his temper. Granted, Jerry was trying to go on a diet at the time, [[OutOfCharacterMoment but still]].
42* BornLucky: Jerry is at his funniest when everything goes right for him, which is often. Much of "The Opposite" is given over to lampshading the fact that everything always turns out alright for him, and nobody else. [[spoiler:And then he gets thrown into prison with the gang for a year]]. But before then, he's pretty darn lucky.
43-->'''Elaine:''' ''[exasperated]'' You know, one of these days, something terrible is going to happen to you! IT ''HAS'' TO!\
44'''Jerry:''' ''[nonchalant]'' No, I'll be just fine.
45* TheCasanova: Had relationships with around 75 women over the course of the series. It's actually acknowleged in-universe, unlike the others who are seen dating large numbers of people but are never treated as being particularly sexually active. George often gushes at the ease and speed with which Jerry gets women, Kramer outright calls him a Tomcat, and even Jerry is pretty up-front about it.
46-->'''Elaine:''' I dunno, if you were a woman, would you date him?\
47'''Jerry:''' If I were a woman, I'd be down by the docks waiting for the sailors to come in.
48* CatchPhrase:
49** "That's a shame." (Though this phrase [[BorrowedCatchPhrase was borrowed]] by George, Elaine, Kramer, and even Newman on different occasions.)
50** "Hello... ''Newman''."
51** "I don't want to be an ''X''!"
52** "Oh I ''like'' this idea!"
53* CelebrityParadox: Subverted. Jerry in the show is still a famous comedian, just nowhere near as famous as he is in real life.
54* ControlFreak: After George's therapist doesn't think the "Jerry" pilot script is funny, George accuses Jerry of being a control freak, having taken out all his good lines.
55* CreatureOfHabit: He assigns 'roles' to people, including himself, and is irritated when they don't fit into them. In one episode, a car renter's incompetence annoys him more than the actual ''result'' of that incompetence (that he doesn't receive a car). In another, he decides not to have a [[AThreesomeIsHot threesome]] because he believes that then he'd [[AggressiveCategorism "have to"]] become a whole different guy with a mustache and new curtains and new friends.
56* DeadpanSnarker: It's his defining quality — for example, when he and Kramer started taking on each other's personalities due to an apartment switch, Kramer's non-existent snark level immediately shot up.
57* EasilyForgiven: Jerry has this in a couple episodes.
58** In "The Kiss Hello", the other apartment tenants [[FelonyMisdemeanor are very angry with him for not wanting to get]] [[TitleDrop kissed hello]], and in the next episode, everything's okay again. Alternatively, it might just be a case of StatusQuoIsGod.
59** In "The Hamptons", his bringing over a good dinner was all he needed to get back on his girlfriend's [[ThroughHisStomach father's good side]].
60* EveryoneHasStandards: Jerry has broken up with perfectly fine women for minor reasons, but even he can't believe that Elaine dumped a perfectly fine guy over an exclamation point.
61* EvilIsPetty: Downplay the "evil" part and play the "petty" aspect as far as it can go. While usually not much more than a selfish jerk, Jerry shows his bad side entirely in little ways, like not helping Elaine carry heavy bags.
62* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Phlegmatic (generally calm, often to the point of indifference).
63* GuiltyPleasures: In "The Beard," Elaine gets peeved with Jerry for not sharing his secret fondness for ''Series/MelrosePlace'' with her.
64* HasAType: A good number of his GirlOfTheWeek interests, along with Elaine, have long, dark hair. FridgeBrilliance if you consider that this fits the profile of ComicBook/LoisLane (with one of them actually played by [[Creator/TeriHatcher an actress who played Lois Lane]]), and Jerry has a Franchise/{{Superman}} obsession.
65* InformedJudaism: He has a JewishMother, but that's about it. The one time he brought it up is because one of his fellow comedians converted to Judaism [[NWordPrivileges purely so he could make Jewish jokes without offending anyone]]. This offended him ''as a comedian''.
66* ItsAllAboutMe: Not nearly to the extent of George, but Jerry can be very self-centered, especially in his romantic relationships. A particularly funny example happens in "The Opposite." Jerry outright says that his friends' reversal of fortune (George's string of good luck and Elaine's string of bad luck) evens out for ''him''.
67* ItAmusedMe: As far as Jerry is concerned, his friends exist to provide him with enjoyment at their misery and wacky antics.
68-->'''George:''' What gives you pleasure?\
69'''Jerry:''' Listening to you. I listen to [[{{Wangst}} this]] for fifteen minutes and I'm on top of the world. Your misery is my pleasure.
70* {{Jerkass}}: His smug attitude and somewhat sadistic sense of humor certainly make him this.
71* JerkassHasAPoint: He's absolutely within his rights to avoid physical contact from strangers in "The Kiss Hello" and isn't even particularly rude about it, but gets unwanted harassment from his neighbors anyway.
72* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He's not ''completely'' incapable of showing genuine kindness, but it's rare. He genuinely seemed to take issue with Elaine being dumped for being "fat", was opposed to Elaine having a dog killed just to get a good night's sleep and is also generous with money, while letting Kramer continuously mooch food off of him.
73* JewsLoveToArgue: He is often arguing with others and especially his Jewish relatives.
74* JewishSmartass: Jerry is one of the most sarcastic members of the cast, and is to a certain extent a walking Jewish stereotype, constantly getting into arguments and dealing with an overbearing mother. Jerry's sarcastic personality is an extension of these stereotypes, as demonstrated when he once comments that an acquaintance converting to Judaism so he can make Jewish jokes insults him as a comedian.
75* KavorkaMan: Downplayed. He's more conventionally good looking than George and Kramer and has a steady income unlike them, but Jerry's still pretty average in appearance - not to mention overly blessed with neuroses - for someone with an abnormally huge number of onscreen girlfriends.
76* LackOfEmpathy: Unlike George and Elaine, who at least have the decency (when pressed) to be ''ashamed'' that they're not exactly good people, Jerry almost seems to ''relish'' it.
77* LargeHam: His Varnsen persona in "The Puerto Rican Day".
78-->'''Jerry:''' Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!
79* TheLeader: As pointed out by Kramer, Jerry is the "nucleus" of the Group. George, Kramer and Elaine all know each other through their relationships with Jerry, it's his apartment that they always hang out at, and he's the one they're first to go to for help with their problems and schemes.
80* {{Manchild}}: It's the pettiness and fixation on ''ComicBook/{{Superman}}'' (he once dated a woman simply because her name was "Lois") that makes him look like a child.
81* ManipulativeBastard: The real life Jerry has stated that if the character Jerry sees his friends about to do something that will backfire, he will often push them towards doing it in order to watch the results [[ItAmusedMe for his own amusement]] -- though this has its limits.
82* MellowFellow: Since everything always tends to go his way and he doesn't really ''care'' all that much about anything, he's rarely upset. He never really gets mad (George says that, at most, his voice "rises to a comedic pitch"), at least until one of his one-episode girlfriends convinces him to get mad... which leads to him unblocking all of his other emotions... until he convinces George to open up as well, which is harrowing enough to [[StatusQuoIsGod scare him back to normal]].
83* MinorFlawMajorBreakup: The other main characters do this as well, but Jerry takes the cake for breaking up with a girl for ''having no flaws'', which he considered a flaw.
84* MistakenForGay:
85** With George in "The Outing". In the same episode, he mentions that a lot of people think he's gay because he's thin, single, and neat.
86** He is offended at ''not'' being Mistaken for Gay when a gay man he is talking to suddenly gets approached and asked out on a date by another man, which presses his BerserkButton (see above).
87* MostWritersAreWriters: Comedy writers, specifically. The fact that Jerry is writing a proposed pilot for television and needing to write comedy material comes up in the show quite often.
88* NeatFreak: Taken to [[TerrifiedOfGerms near-pathological levels]] when he accidentally knocks his girlfriend's toothbrush into the (mostly clean) toilet water and she uses it before he gets a chance to tell her. After sanitizing her mouth using every product on the store shelf and even making her rinse with small amounts of ''bleach'', he still can't bring himself to kiss her. When the girl finds out what happened, she gets revenge by putting something of his in the toilet and not telling him what it was. He goes absolutely ''insane'' trying to figure it out. Eventually she tells him that it was the [[spoiler:toilet brush]], which makes him very relieved... [[spoiler:because it's something that he can replace easily]].
89* NiceJewishBoy: Subverted. Jerry's mother can't be persuaded that her son isn't a nice Jewish boy, although he very obviously is not.
90* NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished: He tries to help Babu save his restaurant and avoid getting deported. Both fail due to outside circumstances and Babu later testifies against him, sealing his fate at the trial. They were probably among the few genuinely good and unselfish things Jerry ever tried to do.
91* NominalHero: Why does he fight the antagonist(s)? Because he's either [[ItAmusedMe bored]], [[PrinciplesZealot obsessed]] or just [[{{Manchild}} picky]].
92* OneHourWorkWeek: Outside of the openings, he's rarely seen performing standup (which is supposed to be his livelihood) and even more rarely seen writing new material, something which is often lampshaded by other characters. Despite this he's very successful at it, makes the most money of the group, and regularly appears on shows like Leno and Letterman.
93* OnlySaneMan: His general role, especially when it comes to Kramer and Newman's bizarre antics.
94* TheProtagonist: The central character of the show, described as the "nucleus" which the other characters gather around. Despite this, George, Elaine and Kramer are all equally important to the show.
95* PetTheDog:
96** Despite his many faults, he ''is'' very generous with his money and gives a lot of very nice gifts to his friends and family. Of course, ''Seinfeld'' being the kind of show it is, [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished it usually ends up backfiring on somebody]].
97** Certain episodes make it clear that while he doesn't care that much if his friends suffer, he doesn't like the idea of not being able to hang out with them anymore, and will take steps to make sure they're still connected and okay, [[ItAmusedMe so they can amuse him with their failed or absurd plans]].
98** Jerry is an excellent son, regularly visiting his retired parents in Florida and having them stay with him in New York. He buys his father a Cadillac (twice!) and other expensive gifts, even when his parents, due to their age, don't appreciate them. Even when they pester him to change careers, he only shows mild exasperation.
99** While he's not the most ideal of boyfriends, he seems genuinely interested in making sure his sexual partners are pleasured by him. This could be chalked up to {{pride}}, but him scolding George for [[LousyLoversAreLosers being a selfish lover]] implies an otherwise uncharacteristic degree of empathy in the bedroom.
100* ReallyGetsAround: 75 girlfriends over nine seasons! Many of whom impossibly good-looking.
101* SexGod: His "Move" is famous. The only exception is Elaine, who claims she faked orgasm the whole time he was with her (That said, she still liked the "Move".).
102* TheSociopath: Downplayed. While he's ''far'' less outwardly antisocial than George, his flat demeanor, constant boredom, unstable and constantly rotating personal relationships and utter indifference to anything that doesn't immediately affect him are fairly common sociopathic traits.
103* StatusQuoIsGod: Seems to have this as a superpower, causing Kramer to call him "Even Steven". Everything tends to even out for him and leave him no better or worse than when he started. To test this, Elaine takes 20 bucks from him and tosses it out the window, and sure enough when Jerry puts on his jacket to leave he puts his hand in the pocket and finds 20 bucks. This also explains how he's dated so many women. Whenever he has a break-up he'll always find a new woman very soon. He intentionally does this after dating a woman who gets him more in touch with his emotions, Jerry pulls a 180 and becomes and incredibly caring man after their breakup. So much so he initiates a real heart to heart with George. Unfortunately, after George opens up to him (offscreen) about who he really is, Jerry is so shocked that he reverts to his usual apathetic self.
104* StraightMan: Though not without quirks of his own, Jerry is relatively normal compared to the rest of the gang (especially [[TokenEvilTeammate George]] and [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Kramer]]) and some of the side characters. This means that he tends to set up the jokes for them and react to their hijinks.
105* SuddenlyShouting: Despite his DeadpanSnarker status, he does this a fair bit.
106-->'''Jerry:''' ''[about the lock he installed]'' It has only one known flaw: The door... MUST BE CLOSED!
107* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Downplayed. While he isn't a bad guy, most of the time Jerry is more or less a selfish jerk who is often amused by the suffering of his friends - especially George.
108* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: He's the one who calls Jackie Chiles to be the group's lawyer in the finale. A famous big-shot lawyer travelling to some podunk town to defend four nobodies naturally draws significant media attention, which causes the DA to order the prosecutor to do whatever it takes to win in order to avoid embarrassing them in front of the whole country, which in turn results in the ContinuityCavalcade of character witnesses. If Jerry had gone for someone less famous, the group probably would have gotten a much lighter sentence.
109* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: "The Blood" shows he has some serious [[AfraidOfBlood hemophobia]]. When Kramer starts storing his own blood at home, Jerry gets paranoid that he's going to put it in his (Jerry's) fridge.
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112[[folder:George Costanza]]
113!!'''George Costanza (Creator/JasonAlexander)'''
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115[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/george_costanza.jpg]]
116
117->''Only I could fail at failing.''
118
119* AcquiredSituationalNarcissism: On the rare occasion things turn out well for him or he gets some boost to his confidence, George can turn into a complete blowhard who is even worse to be around. It gets so bad in "The Beard" when he begins wearing a toupee that Elaine has to physically rip it off his head and throw it out the window.
120* AffablyEvil: The most amoral member of the group, and while he can just as easily be outwardly unpleasant or faking affability, George has his share of moments where he's genuinely friendly and even well meaning.
121* AllegedlyDateless: Is bald, a bit overweight, often unemployed, and his personality flaws are too long to list. The show draws heavy attention to what a loser he is, yet he had sex with 43 (very attractive) women over the course of the show.
122* AmbiguouslyJewish: On the one hand, he has an Italian last name and his father, while played by a Jewish actor, is allegedly a member of the Knights of Columbus (a Catholic organization). On the other hand, his mother fits the JewishMother stereotype and is played by a Jewish actress, he's played by a Jewish actor and he is the avatar of co-creator Larry David, who is also Jewish. From this, one can assume he's half-Jewish.
123* AndStarring: "And Creator/JasonAlexander as George".
124* AuthorAvatar: Basically a more evil and less successful version of co-creator Creator/LarryDavid.
125* BerserkButton: [[HairTriggerTemper Many things can set him off]], but George gets especially angry when he thinks he's being deceived or someone is trying to con him, even if it's over something incredibly minor. He also really hates being laughed at or made the butt of a joke, moving heaven and earth to get a comeback at someone who does in "The Comeback".
126* BlindWithoutEm: He has very poor eyesight; his father bullied him for this, viewing it as a sign of weakness. George's poor eyesight is a plot point in one episode, as he loses his glasses and keeps making one BlindMistake after another, all the while Jerry believes him when he claims to have seen Jerry's girlfriend-of-the-week cheating on him.
127-->'''Elaine:''' He couldn't tell an apple from an onion, and ''he's'' your eyewitness?
128* BornUnlucky: Easily the unluckiest of the four. Any scheme he tries is guaranteed to fall apart. The "born" part might be [[InTheBlood literally true]], since in "The Old Man," he states that it runs in the family: "My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to give up."
129* BrilliantButLazy:
130** George comes up with surprisingly brilliant schemes, but for the purposes of completely pointless things. One can only wonder how successful he'd be if he put the effort into work that he puts into avoiding work.
131** In "The Abstinence", it's shown that if he stops obsessing about sex and uses his brain for other things, he becomes a genius (although that episode shows that this applies to [[AllMenArePerverts all men]], not just George).
132** Referenced in one of the few pieces of Jerry's standup that had to do with the plot: "I've got a friend on welfare right now, and if they had any idea of the time and effort that he has put into keeping this thing going, I'm sure they'd give him a raise. He's down at the office every day, making all kinds of excuses. He's doing an incredible job not working."
133* ButtMonkey: Rarely does anything go right for him. That's why he's a funny character.
134* CantGetAwayWithNuthin: Part of what makes him so funny is sometimes George just has the worst damn luck even if his scheme is harmless.
135** "The Limo: He steals a guy's limo because his car broke down and they needed a ride home and they thought it belongs to a guy who missed his flight. It actually belongs to a notorious neo-Nazi headed to a rally. He gets mistaken for the leader at the end.
136** "The Smelly Car": He forgets to rewind a movie and learns the late fee is less than the rewind fee so he tries to keep it one more day The tape gets stolen.
137* CatchPhrase: "George is getting upset!" is a minor one.
138* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Jason Alexander has admitted that he started out doing a blatant Creator/WoodyAllen imitation, until halfway through Season 2 when he discovered so much of the character came from Larry David's own experiences and started basing the performance off him.
139* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Deconstructed, unlike Kramer. George is functional (sort of) but he's so neurotic and petty that he obsesses over things that most people wouldn't even consider... and this is what kicks off a lot of his dumb schemes. This is highlighted in an episode where everything starts going right for George, because he is actively doing the opposite of what his instincts tell him to.
140* ConsummateLiar: When Jerry wanted to beat a lie detector he went to George for advice; this man lies as naturally as breathing.
141* TheCynic: George views the world and the people in it with great suspicion and doesn't put a lot of emphasis on the good things in life. This even extends to his love life; even though he says he would very much like a girlfriend (and especially the sex that comes with it), he doesn't have very positive views of romantic relationships ([[AllegedlyDateless interestingly, he's had a very high number of dates in the show's run]]). In a couple of instances, he even says that things that other people would consider to be good, such as birthdays and weekend trips, are "[[ToiletSeatDivorce relationship killers]]."
142* DeadpanSnarker: Most dry and witty when it is at his own expense. Against others it fails on both counts.
143* TheDeterminator: Despite his staggering laziness most of the time, George can be surprisingly committed when he wants to be, albeit only ever extremely minor things and petty slights to his ego or crimes that only exist in his head. Special mention goes to "The Dealership" when spends the whole episode trying to prove that a mechanic ate the Twix George bought but which got caught in the vending machine and "The Comeback" where he travels all the way to Ohio to get in a comeback at someone who made a joke about him.
144* DirtyCoward: In the heat of the moment, he's willing to shove old ladies and children to the floor in order to get away from a fire.
145%%* {{Dismotivation}}
146* TheDitz: Self-proclaimed 'Lord of the Idiots'. He's really not exaggerating. In general, it seems to be more an issue of really bad decision making, and not a question of intelligence. When he wants to be, [[BrilliantButLazy he's pretty smart]].
147* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: Earlier episodes show George as a more ''Creator/WoodyAllen type''. After realizing that co-creator Larry David based some of the episodes scenarios on his own life, Jason Alexander shifted the characters personality from Woody Allen to what he is known now.
148* EveryoneHasStandards:
149** For the many faults he has, George does not want to be the reason a couple breaks up, which happens to his horror when he makes a joking comment, which makes one break up. Incredibly grief-stricken, he does what he can to bring them back together.
150** He's also genuinely upset at being MistakenForRacist (once again, this is one of the few flaws he doesn't have) and sets about proving that he isn't (and only succeds in making things worse, naturally). Of course, the person mistaking him for racist was his ''boss'', so his problem may have been less "someone thinks I'm racist" and more "someone who can fire me or dock my pay thinks I'm racist".
151** On one occasion when he believes that he impregnated a woman as a result of a faulty condom (courtesy of Kramer, naturally), his first reaction is to go to her apartment and tell her that he'll support her. It's one of the few occasions he actually goes out of his way to take responsibility for anything.
152** As desperate as he was to get out of marrying Susan and as indifferent as he was to her death, he's genuinely shocked that the Foundation members think he murdered her. Once again, like the "racism" example, it's mostly self-centered on his part, but it's still clear that he would never have taken things as far as actually harming her.
153** He applies to [[IncompetenceInc Kruger Industrial Smoothing]] for a cushy job; he gets it, but even he gets sick of the company's incompetence and inability to get any kind of work done.
154* EvilIsPetty: The lengths to which he will go just to gain any kind of minor victory, especially at someone else's expense, or to avenge a slight (whether real or perceived) are truly astounding.
155* FatBastard: He's a fat, cowardly, selfish and egotistical man.
156* FatBestFriend: Downplayed. To Jerry. He had an average build in the earlier seasons but in later seasons, he became slightly overweight.
157* {{Foil}}: Jerry's. Both New Yorkers, born and raised; both incorrigible bachelors; both very selfish, cynical, infantile, superficial, petty and loaded with parental issues. Except Jerry can actually make everything work out in his favor.
158-->'''George:''' What ''kind'' of person are you?\
159'''Jerry:''' I think I'm pretty much like you... [[BornLucky only successful]].
160* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Melancholic (exhibiting most of the negative traits and just about none of the positive ones).
161* FreudianExcuse: It's implied that his childhood is what caused his very warped view on the world and humanity. In his eyes, everyone else is a selfish jerk, so to get ahead, he needs to be the biggest and most selfish jerk of them all. Having [[HairTriggerTemper Frank]] for a father also explains his cowardice and intense neuroses as well as many of George's other issues.
162* TheFriendNobodyLikes: On occasion. The other three often seem to only keep him around so their own lives look better by comparison (and in Jerry's case because his melodramatic antics bring him amusement).
163-->'''George:''' She's the loser of the group. Every group has someone that they all make fun of... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Like us with Elaine.]]
164* GoToAlias: Art Vandelay. He even researched a backstory for this name.
165* GroinAttack: He never carries a pen [[AbsurdPhobia because he's afraid of it accidentally puncturing his scrotum]].
166%%* HairTriggerTemper
167* HeartIsAnAwesomePower: PlayedForLaughs in "The Puffy Shirt." Normally, a complete lack of physical activity and skill in manual labor would be negative, but it's apparently left George's hands so soft and pristine that a woman suggests he become a hand model. The modeling agency declares George's hands the most beautiful they've ever seen and it seems like he'll have a lucrative career in photo shoots. [[StatusQuoIsGod Naturally]] an accident with a clothing iron inadvertently damages his hands and leaves him out of luck.
168* HiddenDepths: He asks to join the "Bizarro Jerry" group, indicating that he's fully aware that he's not a good person and deep down has a sincere desire to change. And in the episode where Elaine discovers that Puddy is religious, he sincerely declares that he likes Christian rock and finds it very uplifting, along with declaring that God should be more important in people's lives. All without a trace of his customary sarcasm or self-centeredness.
169* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: His stories and flashbacks to all the shit that his parents put him through is also part of the humor of his character.
170* HollywoodGenetics: Black-haired George has two redheaded parents.
171* HypocriticalHeartwarming: George has virtually nothing positive to say about his parents, but when Jerry's parents snub them in "The Raincoats", he throws a fit. He goes so far as to claim that his mom and dad are "wonderful people", which Jerry calls him on.
172* IHaveBoobsYouMustObey: Inverted! "Every woman on the face of the Earth has complete control over my life... and yet, I want them all. Is that irony?"
173* IncrediblyLameFun: George combines this with MundaneLuxury and MundaneMadeAwesome.
174** In "The Junior Mint," he considers watching a movie at ''someone else's house'' to be getting out of the house and doing something.
175** In "The Pledge Drive," he says that if he had a mantle piece above his fireplace, he would have had a normal childhood.
176* ItsAllAboutMe: Upon hearing about [[spoiler:Susan's death]], his reaction is to get a cup of coffee with his friends - though he didn't wanna marry her and the episode needed a somewhat funny ending.
177* JabbaTableManners: George's sleaziness extends to his eating habits: throughout the show, he's done everything from scarfing shrimp by the fistful, to double-dipping chips, to ''munching garbage right out of the bin''!
178* {{Jerkass}}: He's selfish, insensitive, untrustworthy and abrasive.
179* JerkassHasAPoint: He was snaky and exploitive about it, but he was absolutely right to want at least ''some'' compensation for the suicide victim landing on his car in "The Bris".
180* KavorkaMan: Kramer is the Trope Namer, but it applies to George too. He has dated many attractive women, including one model, during the series, despite being a short, stocky bald man with virtually no positive qualities. "The English Patient" even had him gain a beautiful girlfriend almost entirely by accident. Even Creator/MarisaTomei (not a character played by Tomei, Tomei playing herself) was interested in him before finding out he had a fiancée at the time. According to an interview for Archive of American Television, Jason Alexander said ''his own wife'' referenced this: "How are you getting these girls?!? George would never get these girls, this is someone’s TV fantasy."
181* LackOfEmpathy: Almost never shows remorse for his actions, [[spoiler:not even his dead fiancé who was poisoned by the cheap envelopes he insisted on.]]
182* TheLancer: He's Jerry's best friend - well, as much as anyone could possibly be friends with George - acts as his main confidante, and his [[HairTriggerTemper severe emotional issues]] and [[TheChewToy terrible luck]] contrast Jerry's [[MellowFellow unflappable demeanor]] and [[BornLucky good fortune]].
183* LargeHam: When he gets worked up, he tends to lose all sense of subtlety.
184-->'''George:''' I’m not treating you to lunch ANYMORE! You ''had'' to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you that I bought you the big salad, didn’t you? You know, if it was a regular salad, I wouldn’t have said anything, but you had to have the BIIIG salad!
185* LaserGuidedKarma:
186** After indirectly killing Susan and acting elated after her death, he is put on the board for the Susan Ross Foundation, taking away much of his free time and leaving him with the constant reminder of how wealthy he would have been had she not died. [[{{Troll}} This may have even been the entire point of the Foundation]], since Susan's parents never liked George very much, and also suspected (along with everyone else on the board) that he murdered Susan deliberately - or at least was really careless in some way, causing her death.
187** After faking involuntary muscle spasms in his arm in front of Lloyd Braun, Lloyd gets him a doctor's appointment, which George has to go to in order to keep up the act. The doctor examines George, deduces that he's faking, and angrily tells him to get out. As George leaves, he accidentally bangs his arm on the doctor's desk, which causes him to have real spasms exactly like he was faking before.
188* LazyBum: He used severance pay from one of his jobs as an excuse not to get up from his chair for days on end.
189** In "The Hot Tub", he gladly admits to being a Lazy Bum.
190--->'''George:''' This catalog is all about how to score in a foreign country.\
191'''Elaine:''' Yeah. What do ''you'' do all day?\
192'''George:''' Not that much.
193* LousyLoversAreLosers: George is consistently shown to be disappointing in bed. He even messes up at ''opening condoms''.
194** In "[[Recap/SeinfeldS4E21TheSmellyCar The Smelly Car]]", After George sees his ex-girlfriend Susan with another woman, and confirms that she [[LastHetRomance started dating women right after they broke up]], he starts worrying that being with him was such an awful experience that it put her off men entirely. When he confronts Susan about it, she dismisses the idea as totally ridiculous... however, George's fear is all but confirmed at the end of the episode when the two of them run into another one of George's exes, who starts flirting with Susan almost immediately.
195** In "[[Recap/SeinfeldS5E1TheMango The Mango]]", George confesses to Jerry (via a SeinfeldianConversation) that his oral sex skills are so bad, that his GirlOfTheWeek told him to give it up by tapping him on the shoulder during sex. This sends him into a spiral of self-doubt, making him unable to perform and thinking her (and all the women he's ever been with) probably faked their orgasms.
196** In "The Blood", George [[BigEater starts to become hungry]] during sex with his GirlOfTheWeek, so he starts sneaking food into her bedroom so he gets a chance to eat. She clearly doesn't appreciate him caring more about eating than making love to her. Even Jerry can't sympathize.
197--->'''Jerry:''' So, she didn't appreciate the erotic qualities of the salted cured meats?\
198'''George:''' She tolerated the strawberries and the chocolate sauce, but eh, it's not a meal, you know? Food and sex, those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them.\
199'''Jerry:''' Natural? Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.\
200'''George:''' Jerry, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral.\
201'''Jerry:''' Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's.
202* ManChild: Lacking in maturity this one; he was even living with his parents for the duration of the fifth season.
203* MistakenForGay: With Jerry in "The Outing" as part of a prank that got out of hand.
204* MistakenForRacist: By his new boss in "The Diplomat Club". After noting said boss's [[CelebrityResemblance resemblance to Sugar Ray Leonard]], his boss accuses him of thinking all black people look alike. George then sets out to prove to his boss that he isn't racist, which, of course, blows up his face repeatedly.
205* NerdsArePervs: He is a short, balding, PatheticallyWeak man with nerdy hobbies--he claims his greatest life achievement is getting the high score on a local ''Frogger'' machine. He's also ''constantly'' scheming to have sex. In one episode, a period of forced abstinence inadvertently turns him into a genius: he's able to perfectly hit home runs by describing the geometry and physics involved and becomes fluent in Portuguese simply by hearing other people speaking it. Jerry determines that since the majority of George's brainpower goes toward getting laid, not being able to do so has forced that brainpower to spend its energies elsewhere. Of course, [[StatusQuoIsGod by the end of the episode]], George finally has sex and becomes an idiotic nerd again.
206* NervousWreck: George is always on edge and high strung and freaks out every little thing.
207* NominalHero: He only counts as "heroic" when he's confronting people worse than him, which isn't often.
208* ObfuscatingDisability: He had to walk with a cane for a while when he was injured in "The Summer Of George". When he goes in for a job interview in "The Butter Shave", the cane makes his new boss think he is disabled. Before George can clear things up, the boss mentions that to accommodate his "disability" they would be giving him his own private bathroom, among other things, so he starts faking it. [[DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery He even goes as far as having a secretary carry him to his office]].
209* TheParanoiac: This is probably the best way to describe George. He is extremely paranoid, cynical, neurotic, spiteful and obsessed with revenge and being proven right whenever he feels slighted, believes the world is filled with treacherous opportunists and so treats every relationship in a combative and hostile manner, becomes extremely vain and egotistical when things are going well for him, is incredibly self-involved and has almost no empathy and he is incredibly jealous, resentful and has a volatile temper.
210* PetTheDog:
211** His genuine guilt over and desire to help a busboy that he accidentally got fired. It's one of the few times in the series where he shows signs of empathy.
212** Another instance is when he made a joking remark to a couple whose marriage was on the rocks, which causes them to break up. George feels incredibly guilty about this and helps them get back together.
213* PlatoIsAMoron: While working with Jerry on the NBC pilot, George gets a little entitled, thinking he's better than Creator/TedDanson.
214* {{Schemer}}: Lots of elaborate plans to avoid getting out of work, impress women or break up with women.
215* TheScrooge: Even when he is making money, he's still incredibly tightfisted. This has included searching for money under vending machines and even taking tips back from waiters.
216* TheSlacker: He does a lot of work [[LaboriousLaziness to get out of doing work]].
217* SmallNameBigEgo: Early in season 4 when they agree to write the pilot for NBC and he thinks he's not getting enough money. Specifically, he seems to think he deserves as much money as Ted Danson. Keep in mind, that unlike Jerry, George has ''zero'' experience in writing, comedy, television, acting, or anything that would remotely get him such a job outside of being friends with the guy NBC approached for the pilot. He not only expects more money than genuine celebrities, but undue amounts of creative control and attempts to play hardball to get it.
218* SmartPeopleWearGlasses: George is most definitely ''not'' smart. However, this didn't stop a large number of viewers from ''thinking'' he is just because he wears glasses, to the point that George himself complained in one episode that people keep thinking he's smart when he isn't, and he eventually had to proclaim himself "Lord of the Idiots" just so the viewers would finally get the hint.
219* TheSociopath: Downplayed for comedy's sake, but his extreme selfishness, need for stimulation, and lack of regard for the wellbeing of others are signs of high-functioning sociopathy.
220* SuddenlyShouting: "George is getting upset!"
221* ThirdPersonPerson: He picks up this habit from Jimmy in "The Jimmy" and, although he stops talking like it ''all'' the time by the end of the episode, occasionally lapses back into it for the rest of the series when sufficiently agitated.
222-->'''George:''' George is gettin' upset!
223* ThrowTheDogABone: Sure, he probably deserves the bad things that happen to him more than the other three but he gets a pretty big win a couple of times:
224** In the last episode of season 5, when doing everything the opposite of what his instinct tells him, he gets a new high profile job (with the [[UsefulNotes/MajorLeagueBaseball New York Yankees]]!), a beautiful girlfriend and finally gets to move back out of his parents house. It's the only episode to have a happy ending for George.
225** His stubbornness pays off well in "The Stock Tip" when he nets $8,000 on a stock tip.
226* TokenEvilTeammate: None of the main characters are model citizens, but George's certainly the worst of the group, being willing to shove old ladies and children away to get away from a fire to showing pretty much no remorse after getting his fiancée killed by accident - though granted, he didn't want to marry her in the end.
227* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Chocolate syrup, specifically Bosco, as Kramer deduces. Also ostrich burgers.
228* TheUnfavorite: Apparently manages to be this despite his brother only being mentioned twice. His parents (or at least his mother) often favor Lloyd Braun over him.
229* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Easily the worst of the four main characters; he's selfish, insensitive, untrustworthy, abrasive, cowardly, dishonest, occasionally annoying, cheap, lazy and stupid. Which is why [[KarmicButtMonkey it's funny when life screws him over]].
230* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: The best thing you can say about him is that he sometimes doesn't mean to cause the damage he causes. He only rarely regrets it, though.
231** "The Busboy": After successfully putting out a fire, the restaurant manager asks what happened and George truthfully explains the busboy placed a menu too close to a candle. The guy gets fired as a result. This actually turns out to be good as there was a gas explosion a few days later the night the busboy was originally scheduled.
232** "The Virgin": He kisses Susan in a meeting, not knowing how unprofessional it looks, and it gets her fired as a result.
233** "The Invitations": He decides to buy cheap envelopes to save money not knowing that the glue is toxic in large amounts. Susan licking all of them ends up killing her.
234* WouldHarmASenior: In "The Fire" episode he escapes from a fire by pushing an old lady away without really concern.
235[[/folder]]
236
237[[folder:Elaine Benes]]
238!!'''Elaine Benes ([[Creator/JuliaLouisDreyfus Julia Louis-Dreyfus]])'''
239
240[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/elaine_6.jpg]]
241
242->''So what you are saying is, 90 to 95 percent of the human population is undateable.''
243
244* AbortedDeclarationOfLove: 'I've always loved [[LastSecondWordSwap you...nited airlines]].'
245* AmicableExes: She's Jerry's ex-girlfriend but they still hang out and they're still close friends.
246* BigEater: Even more so than Kramer. A surprisingly large number of her plot lines involve her appetite getting her into trouble.
247* BrainyBrunette: Went to the best university of the four (she went to Tufts), apparently has a high enough IQ that George asked her to help him cheat on his IQ test, and generally has the greatest grounding in culture and literature. What she lacks, then, is common sense and self-restraint, same as the rest.
248* BreakTheHaughty: One episode in particular had her called to task for abusing the authority J. Peterman left her with to legitimately travel the world. That was basically groveling and something continuously tripped her up at the end of each segment.
249* BrutalHonesty: She tends to say whatever is on her mind and openly snarks at the rest of the group openly.
250* BunnyEarsLawyer: Two different jobs despite her pettiness and insanity and held them for years. Pendant Publishing was the publishing company she worked at in the early years, under Mr. Lippman. J. Peterman was when she wrote for the Peterman Catalogue. In both it's suggested she's pretty good at her job.
251* ButtMonkey: In one example, the universe has an oddly humorous case of SelectiveEnforcement when it comes to Elaine. Whenever there's something annoying going on (such as a guy loudly going "AHHH!" after each and every sip of coffee, or a dog barking loudly all night long), Elaine is the ''only'' one that reacts to it. Most others around her ignore it like Zen masters. Some episodes like "The Airport" put her through as much misery and misfortune as George.
252* CatchPhrase: "Get OUT!" ''[hard shove to the chest]''
253* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Early on she's something of a StraightMan and TheConscience for the group, the most likely to protest at Jerry's apathy or George's scheming, and big on animal rights (though not fish), a vegetarian and adamantly anti-fur. While always OneOfTheBoys ("You hate other women, and they hate you."), she quickly becomes TheLadette, tougher and more aggressive than her castmates, and eventually even stops caring about fur because "who has the energy anymore?", though she does still find it tacky.
254%%* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
255* DeadpanSnarker: She's on par with Jerry in terms of snide remarks, mainly since she thinks she's above the others, with George being her favorite target.
256* DisproportionateRetribution: The Soup Nazi denied her soup and angrily objected to her being given his old armoire. Elaine responded by using the recipes inadvertently left in said armoire to ruin the Soup Nazi's business, grinning manically as she bragged about it to his face.
257%%* DrivesLikeCrazy
258* DudeMagnet: Attracts at least one male character in almost every episode; some to the point of obsession.
259* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: In the pilot there was Claire (played by Lee Garlington), a waitress at Pete's (the prototype version of Monk's), who was a regular. Claire's role was taken over by Elaine ([[CompositeCharacter plus Ruthie Cohen and the other waitresses at Monk's]]) because having the female lead be from such a different social status compared to the rest of the cast would be unworkable.
260* EvilIsPetty: In "The Soup Nazi", Elaine is fed up with Yev Kassem aka "The Soup Nazi" for his attitude towards her, finds his recipes in his armoire he gave to Kramer and uses them to run him out of business.
261* FemaleMisogynist: While she considers herself a feminist, Elaine doesn't seem to particularly like other women and has almost no female friendships, viewing other women with as much contempt as she does everyone else. Kramer even outright says that Elaine hates other women and they hate her in return.
262* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Choleric (hotheaded, emotional and confrontational).
263* GiftedlyBad: With her dancing skills, which George likens to "a full-body dry heave set to music."
264* HairTriggerTemper: It doesn't take very much effort to get on her bad side.
265* ImprobablyHighIQ: Says in ''The Cafe'' that her IQ is 145. She later takes a IQ test for George where she gets a score of 151.
266* IronicFear: Loves animals, but usually ends up putting them in harm's way or running away from them.
267* ItsAllAboutMe: Like the other three, she's extremely self-centered and cares little about anyone but herself.
268* {{Jerkass}}: Like the rest of the cast, she has a laundry list of character flaws that make her unpleasant to be around.
269* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: On a rare occasion, she will restrain herself if she believes her judgments are getting too out of hand and will take the moral high ground if she feels one of Jerry and George's schemes is going too far. Needless to say, these only happen under the most extreme circumstances.
270* KnowNothingKnowItAll: Insistently declares "I dance fine!" in response to Kramer's horrified reaction to her terrible dancing and dismisses his declaration of "You stink!". She's genuinely shocked when Jerry confirms what Kramer said.
271* TheLadette: While more conventionally feminine early on, she ends up just as petty, argumentative, and prone to selfishness as the rest of the main cast. Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld told the writers to write her [[OneOfTheBoys as if she were a guy]]: she's the most physical, the most conventionally successful in the working world, and easily the most intimidating when she wants to be. George is a little scared of her; Kramer knows better than to get in her way.
272%%* LargeHam
273* LaserGuidedKarma: In ''The Frogger'' episode, a habit induced sugar craving caused by a slew of birthdays at J. Peterman Catalog causes her to eat a piece of cake in her boss's fridge. As it turns out, it was actually a piece of King Edward VIII's wedding cake and worth almost $30,000. While her efforts to replace it with a lookalike fail, Mr. Peterman opts not to fire her as the [[PottyEmergency inevitable consequences]] of eating a 60 year old piece of cake will be punishment enough.
274* {{Malaproper}}: Elaine could fall into this at times.
275** In "The Checks":
276-->'''Elaine:''' Brett said you ran away from him, as if he were the boogityman?\
277'''Jerry:''' "Boogeyman".\
278'''Elaine:''' ''[annoyed, incredulous]'' Boogey?\
279'''Jerry:''' I'm quite sure.
280** In another episode, Elaine describes her psychiatrist as a Sven-jolly, which Jerry points out is supposed to be Svengali.
281* MostWritersAreWriters: Works for various publishing companies and while it's never anything major (her most literary job was product descriptions for the Peterman catalog) she's often implied to be a decent writer. She was even asked to ghost-write Mr. Peterman's highly-fictional autobiography.
282* NakedFreakOut: One subplot has Kramer going out with Elaine's roommate. At some point there's a bit of awkwardness between the two when Kramer accidentally walks into Elaine's room while she's naked. Kramer tries to make it up to her by showing himself naked, which makes Elaine freak out and Jerry intervene to stop him.
283* NeverMyFault: Accepting responsibility is not Elaine's strong suit. Upon being informed that she was being evicted from her apartment for (among other things) buzzing up a jewel thief, Elaine has this to say:
284-->'''Elaine:''' ''[scoffs, offended]'' I didn't ''know'' who he ''was''!\
285'''Landlady:''' That's why there's a ''buzzer''.
286* NominalHero: Sometimes she'll go up against someone less sympathetic, like her [[TheRival Rival]], Sue Ellen Mischke.
287* NotSoAboveItAll: Started veering into this territory quite a bit in the later seasons, where she tried on a few occasions to rise above the childish pettiness and absurdity of the rest of the group, only to find she's ultimately pretty much like them.
288* OneOfTheBoys: Possibly TropeCodifier as it was groundbreaking at the time. In one episode she realizes she has no female friends, to which Kramer replies "Of course you don't. You're a man's woman. You hate other women, and they hate you."
289* OnlySaneByComparison: She's a bit more mature than Jerry and has her life together more than George or Kramer but she's still just as selfish, petty and egotistical despite her belief to the contrary. This becomes apparent in "The Bizarro Jerry" where she tries to switch to Kevin's friend group and finds herself unable to spend any amount of time with people who actually have the traits Elaine only thinks she has as her negative traits stick out even more, going back to her original group soon after.
290* PointyHairedBoss: Whenever she is given even a hint of authority she becomes insufferable.
291* PaperTiger: Elaine can be very mean, tough, and enjoys seeing people run for their lives. However, when push comes to shove, Elaine is very cowardly and loses her edge.
292* ThePeterPrinciple: Elaine is usually really good at her job when she's around the middle (see BunnyEarsLawyer), but give her a leading position in a company and she inevitably winds up making terrible decisions ranging from the ill-conceived (the Urban Sombrero) to the borderline illegal (misusing company funds for her own gain, stupidly assuming that as president, she could do whatever she pleased).
293%%* {{Schemer}}
294* ReallyGetsAround: Over the course of the series, she goes through a number of boyfriends, both seen and just mentioned. There's also the episode where she panics when she finds out her preferred product for birth control has been discontinued by the manufacturer, and she visits every drugstore and pharmacist trying to find it. One store has an entire case. She buys the case...then becomes much more choosy about her sex partners because she has to conserve the supply she has.
295* SirSwearsALot: By the standards of the show; she is the only one to have multiple swears cut short by other characters.
296* SmallNameBigEgo: She drastically overestimates her intellect and competence.
297* TheSmurfettePrinciple: The token female of the main characters.
298* SucksAtDancing: Does she ever. When she busts out her "little kicks" at a company party, everyone simply stops and stares in utter disbelief at how bad her dancing is. She's completely oblivious to this fact (she blames George for losing control of her employees when it was really her dancing that was at fault) until Kramer flat out tells her that she sucks at dancing.
299* TearsOfFear: When Elaine thinks she is about to die in the finale episode, she starts crying due to her impending death.
300* {{Tsundere}}: She can be nice enough at times, but her selfishness and vindictiveness can rival that of the rest of the group.
301* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Again like the others, the audience is supposed to laugh at her petty schemes and occasional lack of empathy.
302* WomenAreWiser: Parodied. Elaine likes to think she's this. In reality, she's just as much of a petty, self-absorbed jerk as the others.
303[[/folder]]
304
305[[folder:Cosmo Kramer]]
306!!'''Cosmo Kramer (Creator/MichaelRichards)'''
307
308[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kramer_on_the_left.jpg]]
309
310->'''Jerry:''' You're crazy.\
311'''Kramer:''' Am I? Or am I ''so sane'' that you just ''blew your mind''?
312
313* AffablyEvil: Though like the others Kramer has done quite a few things that are not morally right, he's still a pretty NiceGuy who means well despite this. Most of his worst actions are just because he's too ignorant to see what he's doing is wrong.
314* AmbiguouslyBi: Besides kissing Jerry in "The Kiss Hello" as a joke, he's also the only character who openly admits to finding some of the same sex attractive without backtracking or trying to play it as a joke, but nothing is ever set in stone.
315* ArbitrarilyLargeBankAccount: Kramer is unemployed and has no visible source of other income nor is he ever stated to be on welfare yet he never has an issue affording expensive objects like golf clubs, country club memberships or cuban cigars. George even says he "never works but falls ass backwards into money".
316* BasedOnATrueStory: Claimed to be [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Kramer Kenny Kramer]]'s, who had the same relationship with Larry David that Cosmo Kramer has with Jerry Seinfeld.
317* BigEater: Usually empties Jerry's refrigerator of food, since he's apparently too lazy (or unemployed) to shop for himself.
318* BigGuyLittleGuy: With Mickey Abbot, he's the big guy to Mickey's little guy and, yes, he is the doofus of the two who is berated by the smaller-and-smarter one.
319* BreakoutCharacter: He was by far the most popular character during the show's run and is still a strong contender, with only George really rivaling him.
320* BrilliantButLazy: He's unemployed and lazy, but he's good at whatever he can do.
321* BrutalHonesty: Kramer does not know nor does he care about social norms or etiquette in the slightest (Jerry refers to him as a "pod" rather than a human at one point), so he's very prone to this. For example, he straight-up tells George's big-nosed girlfriend that she needs a nose job, and then tells her she got "butchered" when he sees the results. Elaine tries to exploit this when she doesn't want to tell her friend that her hairstyle is extremely outdated for fear of seeming rude, so she introduces her to Kramer who she expects to be brutally honest as usual... only for her plan to backfire when he says that he likes the hairstyle and convinces her to keep it the way it is when she mentions she was considering changing it. Elaine's mistake was assuming that someone as ignorant of social norms as Kramer would care about keeping up to date with fashion trends. He's even the only character never to have an inner monologue as the writers felt it would be redundant given that he blurts out whatever comes into his head anyway.
322* BunglingInventor: Every once in a while he comes up with an invention which he plans to use to start up his company "Kramerica Industries", but they never turn out so well.
323** He had the idea for a pizza place where you make your own pizza, which he almost got off the ground with help from Poppy, but the two got into an argument about pizza toppings [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything reminiscent of a pro-life vs. pro-choice argument]] and abandoned the whole thing.
324** In one episode he suggests a restaurant that just serves variations of Peanut Butter and X sandwiches called "PB&J's". A few years later such a restaurant opened in California.
325** In another episode he and Frank come up with an idea for a male-brassiere that could stand to make them millions and has a bra company very eager to buy the concept off them, but it falls through simply because the pair can't agree on what to call it.
326* BunnyEarsLawyer: When he applies himself to something, he usually does very well if you can stand all of his strange quirks.
327* TheCasanova: Claims to be this several times but Kramer had the fewest onscreen girlfriends of all the main characters, likely simply for the reason that his personal life is explored the least on the show. This is made up for the fact that he tends to get quite notable girlfriends, who are often quite harder to get than Jerry's and George's. Hell, the man got ''Creator/UmaThurman and ''Creator/ElleMacPherson's'' phone numbers, just like that, and also seduced a devout nun and a lesbian. After all, "he's [[KavorkaMan Kramer]]".
328* CatchPhrase: "Giddyup!" He also answers questions with a near maniacal, "Oh, ''yeah''!"
329* CannotKeepASecret: No matter the importance of its secrecy (George's girlfriend's hideous nose, Sally Weaver's lack of talent, Jerry shaving his chest hair...), he ''will'' spill, like it was never a secret to begin with.
330--> "You listen to me. You don't tell anybody about this. No one! You hear me? ''(Enter George)'' Hey, Jerry shaved his chest!"
331* CaughtComingHomeLate: In "The Bizarro Jerry", Kramer returns from "work" and finds Jerry waiting on him. Jerry is sitting at the table and they argue about Kramer being late.
332* CharacterTic: He twitches and spasms so often it could be considered exercise.
333* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: By far the craziest and wackiest of the four. It's summed up nicely when he stores some helium-filled balloons in Jerry's apartment after talking about his New Years 2000 plans.
334-->'''Jerry:''' Those balloons aren't going to last until New Years!\
335'''Kramer:''' No, these are my everyday balloons.
336* ConspiracyTheorist: Has espoused a variety of crazy ideas, such as that the government is secretly experimenting on [[PigMan pig men]] and are [[WithholdingTheCure withholding a cure for cancer]]. On occasion, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight he turns out to be right.]]
337* CunningLinguist: He knows ASL, although he messed up on translating a conversation, so he's lost some of the fluency he once had.
338* DropInCharacter: He slides into Jerry's apartment with some silly plan or other.
339* DynamicEntry: One of his trademarks is sliding through Jerry's door.
340* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: In the pilot he is depicted as a shut-in named "Kessler" who hasn't left the apartment building in years and owns a dog. The former was at least explained in "The Betrayal".
341* EmbarrassingFirstName: Cosmo. Not even Jerry knew it for several seasons and years in-universe. He eventually embraces it.
342* EveryoneHasStandards: While Kramer has a tendency to befriend some really unsavory people, even he recognizes that Joe Davola is a dangerous madman, which is proven when Davola attempts to kill him.
343* TheFool: The nicest, most oblivious, and luckiest of the four. PlayedWith in that he's also (comparatively speaking) the OnlySaneMan.
344* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Sanguine (fun-loving, very energetic since he doesn't have anything to do, and often erratic).
345* FriendsRentControl: Out of the show's nine year run, Kramer has held a legitimate job for all of four episodes. In one case, ''he wasn't even an employee of the company he was working at.''
346** This is lampshaded by George when Kramer goes to a baseball fantasy camp.
347--->'''George:''' Why does Kramer need to go to a fantasy camp? His whole ''life'' is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like ''him'' for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbours, and have sex without dating. Now ''that's'' a fantasy camp!
348** In the ''Series/MadAboutYou'' {{crossover}} episode, it is revealed Kramer is an old friend of Paul Buchman, who owns the apartment (his old bachelor home) and lets Kramer live there.
349* TheGamblingAddict: It's implied that he's had gambling problems in the past. Newman calls him a "weak, weak man" when Kramer calls him asking for urgent help because he bet on the arrival and departure times of airplanes with a stranger.
350* TheGhost: None of his oft-mentioned friends (Bob Sacamano, Jay Remenschneider and Lomez) have appeared on screen. This is {{Justified}} by Jerry himself in ''Entertainment Weekly'''s "Special ''Seinfeld'' Issue," May 4, 1998, covering the entire run leading up to the finale. In the "Introduces" section of the review of "The Pony Remark," Jerry said that cousin Jeffrey and Bob Sacamano were never seen because "they became too large in our imagination for anyone to fill those shoes." It's lampshaded in one episode, where Jerry wonders to Kramer why he's never met any of these friends of his. Kramer responds that they're all wondering why they've never met ''him''.
351* GoToAlias: H.E. Pennypacker, as well as the last name "van Nostrand". Over the course of the show he's been Doctor, Martin, and Professor Peter van Nostrand.
352* HiddenDepths: Knows sign language.
353* {{Hipster}}: In the older [[TheForties '40s]] sense of the word, based mostly on how he dresses like a jazz fan from TheSixties. The meaning of "hipster" was vague even when the show was on, still in transit from "wannabe hepcat/ex-beatnik" to "indie rock trendhopper", but being a mildly disestablishment New York oddball with no visible means of support who dresses in vintage clothing adds to the look either way.
354-->'''Elaine:''' [[InvokedTrope You hipster doofus!]]
355%%* HonorBeforeReason:
356* HugeGuyTinyGirl: He's 6"3", so most of his relationships fall into this.
357* IdiotHoudini: He gets away with his destructive antics as often as the rest of the cast, but he's just such a lovable goofball no one holds it against him (well, until the finale anyway...)
358* InnocentlyInsensitive: Unlike the others, he genuinely means well most of the time and genuinely doesn't see the error in his schemes.
359* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He can be bad like the others, but he's often the only one to show genuine kindness or go out of his way to help others, even total strangers, and to be capable of expressing sincere sensitivity.
360* JewishMother: Briefly takes on the characteristics of one while trying to cook a lot of Jewish food for Jewish Singles Night -- despite the fact that, as he himself points out, he's not actually Jewish.
361-->'''Kramer:''' ''[to Jerry]'' Eat! Eat! You're nothing but skin and bones!
362* KavorkaMan: The {{Trope Namer|S}}. A Latvian Orthodox priest calls his power over women "kavorka" (meaning "the lure of the animal"). Over the course of the show, he's seduced Uma Thurman, a nun, and a lesbian, offering no explanation other than, "I'm Kramer." This was actually PlayedForDrama on the episode that named it, since he couldn't control the effect and almost destroyed the aforementioned nun's life against his own will by driving her to quit just so she could sleep with him. Though funnily enough, Kramer has the fewest romantic relationships of the four with even George having far more success with women.
363* TheKlutz: More than any of the other cast members, Kramer provides a lot of ''physical'' comedy by frequently tripping and knocking things over.
364* LargeHam: He's easily the most energetic and loudest of the group, right next to George.
365* LazyBum: The fact he doesn't have a job enables his energies to go elsewhere, like coming up with wacky ideas or falling.
366* LastNameBasis: Even after his first name is discovered, everyone still calls him "Kramer" in later episodes.
367* LethalKlutz: Kramer destroys ''a lot'' of things around him, accidentally or otherwise. Susan Ross got this treatment the worst, as Kramer burned down her father's cabin by carelessly leaving one of his own cigars burning inside.
368* LethallyStupid: Although Kramer does mean well most of the time, he is so hopelessly stupid and clumsy that most of the people he interacts with are lucky to be alive from his crazy antics. The series finale even has him carelessly jumping on a plane trying to get some water out of his ear from swimming earlier, stumbling into the cockpit and causing the plane to make an emergency landing in the town of Latham, where the group witnesses the event that lands them in prison for violating the Good Samaritan law.
369* LoonyFan: Is nicer to celebrities than he is to his own friends. His sudden slavish devotion to Creator/BetteMidler in "The Understudy" stands out particularly.
370* {{Manchild}}: His eccentricities, naivety, and lack of any real job make him come across as immature.
371* MessyHair: Except for the first episodes, he sports his trademark fountain of hair.
372* TheMillstone: Kramer's actions often lead to directly ruining the plans, schemes, and lies of his friends, sometimes with both parties unaware of the fact. Any favors he does for them also have a way of going sour.
373* OnlySaneMan: Despite (by far) being the most outwardly odd member of the gang, he doesn't have the crippling insecurities, delusions or near-sociopathy of the others, being a pretty stable, well-meaning- if eccentric- person when it comes down to it and the only one capable of genuine kindness and concern for others.
374* MoralityPet: A minor one for Jerry, who lets Kramer use his home and fridge without expecting anything in return.
375* OneHourWorkWeek: Try no-hour work week. During the first couple of seasons, it was never outright stated that Kramer had no job; the writers just wanted it ambiguous what it was Kramer did for a living or how he got by. It wasn't about until season three or so that Kramer would occasionally be seen working the occasional odd-job (i.e. modeling for Calvin Klein underwear) or winning a bunch of money at the track. Then come season nine, it's established he's an employee at a bagel bakery who has been on strike for the better part of a decade.
376* SarcasmBlind: When Kramer asks Jerry for something he doesn't have or can't do, and Jerry makes a sarcastic joke to demonstrate why Kramer's request can't be fulfilled, Kramer never sees the sarcasm and either looks for an imaginary location as described by Jerry or explains why Jerry's "plan" won't work (hence the fan theory that Kramer has Asperger's).
377* ShipperOnDeck: Played for laughs. At one point he rants about how Jerry and Elaine are meant for each other- ignoring the vast personality flaws that make them incapable of a romantic relationship with ''anyone''.
378* ShowStopper: His entrances are often greeted by applause, causing the action to briefly stop.
379* TheSlacker: It's a cold day in Hell that he's ever seen doing anything remotely resembling actual work; that said, [[BrilliantButLazy when he actually does put effort into something, it tends to work out quite well]].
380* SmallNameBigEgo: As "The Real J. Peterman". Having sold the stories of a number of his odd adventures to Peterman, Kramer tries to cash in on it by starting a bus tour, advertising himself as the real Peterman. Naturally, it fails miserably.
381* SuddenNameChange: He was called "Kessler" in the pilot episode.
382* TeamDad: He's often quick to lecture his friends on their actions even if he is no better.
383* TokenGoodTeammate: The member of the group with the most conscience.
384* UnscrupulousHero: The kindest of the gang, but also throws around a lot of BrutalHonesty and is a big-time moocher.
385* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom:
386** One of his defining traits is how he unintentionally causes trouble for other people. For example, in "The Mom & Pop Store", Kramer points out the faulty wiring in the ceiling of a local shoe repair shop and advises the eponymous Mom and Pop to get it fixed. However, the stop is forced to shut down since they couldn't afford to get the wires fixed. Another episode has Kramer blowing George's chances of getting an extension for his unemployment, as George gave the unemployment office Jerry's number in an attempt to trick them into thinking Jerry was his employer for "Vandelay Industries". Kramer answers the phone while Jerry is out, unaware of George's scheme, and tells the office that they're actually calling an apartment.
387** In fact, Kramer is indirectly responsible for the main characters going to prison at the end of the series. He jumped on the plane to get water out of his ear from swimming earlier, stumbling into the cockpit and causing the plane to make an emergency landing in the town of Latham, where the group witnesses the event that lands them in prison for violating the Good Samaritan law.
388--->'''George:''' You ''had'' to hop! You ''had'' to ''HOP ON THE PLANE!''
389* WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys: Kramer has stated and been told numerous times that he has no job, but he frequently appears in episodes having purchased some bizarre, completely random, and ''expensive'' objects, objects like a professional-grade deli meat slicer ("The Slicer"), boxes and boxes of Cuban cigars ("The Bubble Boy", plus various other episodes), a high-end blazer, golf clubs, and a leather suitcase.
390-->'''Kramer:''' Are you sure you don't have a fax machine? Because there's a lot of stuff in ''my'' apartment ''I've'' never seen before.\
391'''Elaine:''' Then maybe ''you'' have a fax machine.\
392'''Kramer:''' ''[beat]'' You just blew my mind.
393* YouJustHadToSayIt: "You're as beautiful as any of them... you just need a nose job!" "And you... look just like Jerry." and "Why don't you just give up... Well that's what JERRY says!"
394* ZanyScheme: Gets up to these frequently with Newman. His "bladder system" to stop oil spills, using the US Postal Service to get extra cents on recycled bottles, that time he tried to drive Kenny Chicken out of business etc.
395[[/folder]]
396
397!Recurring Characters
398
399[[folder:Ruthie Cohen]]
400
401!!'''Ruthie Cohen (Creator/RuthCohen)'''
402
403The cashier at Monk's Café. She was the secondary character with the most appearances (101 - after her comes Newman, with only ''48'').
404
405* ADayInTheLimelight: [[Recap/SeinfeldS7E10TheGum "The Gum"]], when we discover everyone in the group but George knows her (which he eventually gets to do, because she supposedly "stole" him change for $20 [[spoiler:although he actually used a $10 bill]]), and featured the two times we see her outside Monk's (once riding a horse, another driving her car).
406* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: In the pilot Monk's was Pete's and Ruthie's role ([[CompositeCharacter plus that of the other Monk's employees, as well as Elaine's]]) was fulfilled by Claire, a waitress played by Lee Garlington.
407* LivingProp / SatelliteCharacter: Ruthie was the cashier at Monk's, a restaurant where the group happens to be a regular. Otherwise, we know nothing about her other than the group ([[AndZoidberg except George]]) knew her. Hell, most of the time she wasn't even really a character, but an extra, and we see her only once outside Monk's.
408[[/folder]]
409
410[[folder:Newman]]
411
412!!'''Newman (Creator/WayneKnight[[note]]first voice-only cameo by Creator/LarryDavid[[/note]])'''
413
414[[quoteright:219:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/08b4f75e_05a6_4a07_b944_554d5f0271c1.jpeg]]
415%%[[caption-width-right:219:some caption text]]
416
417->"Hello ''Newman''"
418-->-- '''Multiple Characters'''
419
420* {{Acrofatic}}: He can be surprisingly quick on his feet when he needs to be as seen when he runs from the farm house in "The Bottle Deposit" or chases after Kramer in "The Label Maker". He's also able to climb a tree "like a ring-tailed lemur" according to Kramer and is described by Jerry as an exceptional tennis player.
421* AffablyEvil: When he's not antagonistic, he seems to get along fairly well with the cast.
422* AlmightyJanitor: Played with. Newman likes to treat his job as a postal worker as if he is part of a complex and sinister organisation of almost unlimited authority which has amassed a surprising amount of power and influence throughout modern society. On some occasions, it's implied that this actually is the case; on others, it's just Newman having delusions of grandeur.
423* BadassBoast: "When you control the mail, you control -- ''information!''"
424* BerserkButton: Various mail-related issues can set Newman off, from the general stresses of his job to people complaining about junk mail.
425* BigBadWannabe: He's antagonistic towards Jerry and likes to portray himself as an EvilGenius, but can't live up to it.
426* BigEater: Much humor is derived from his enormous appetite, such as the ending of "The Muffin Tops."
427* ButtMonkey: He's on the receiving end of a lot of painful comical mishaps, from getting stuck in a rickshaw as it rolls downhill to being set on fire while driving.
428* CardCarryingVillain: He really loves playing as the evil sinister mastermind in all his interactions with Jerry.
429* CatchPhrase: "Hellooooo... Jerry."
430* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Not nearly to Kramer's extent, but he can be pretty weird at times; from obsessing over a scam involving recycling in "The Bottle Deposit" and considering cannibalism because Kramer smells like food in "The Butter Shave."
431* CreatorCameo: In his first appearance, where he's an offscreen character threatening to jump off the roof of a building, Creator/LarryDavid voices him. Syndication prints would have him dubbed over by Creator/WayneKnight (both versions are available on DVD).
432* DeadpanSnarker: Like most of the characters, he has a very dry wit.
433* DependingOnTheWriter: His relationship with Jerry suffers from this. In some episodes, he is Jerry’s sworn archenemy and number one nemesis, other episodes he’s merely an inconvenience and annoyance to Jerry, and further still some episodes actually depict them as (albeit not that close) friends! It helps that they live in the same building, know a lot of the same people, and Kramer (who is friends with both) acts as a bridge between them.
434* DoesNotLikeSpam: Broccoli is a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91au6Y5q8j0 "VILE WEED!"]]
435* DrivenToSuicide: Spends the duration of his introductory episode as an offscreen character threatening to jump off the roof of the apartment building.
436* EveryoneHasStandards: He tells Jerry's parents and Rache's father that he caught the two making out during ''Film/SchindlersList''. What sets this apart from other such acts is that he seems to be doing it out of genuine disgust and anger at Jerry for doing so during a film about such a serious subject matter, even calling his behavior "disrespectful", rather than just to be a jerk.
437* EvilLaugh: A loud and sinister laugh accompanies his conversations with Jerry.
438* FatBastard: A tubby guy for Jerry's arch-nemesis (Jerry is [[LeanAndMean noted for being "thin" but also a jerk]]). Jerry has even described him as "Pure evil".
439* FatBestFriend: He's noticeable paunchy, and is close friends with Kramer.
440* FriendlyEnemy: Despite being "arch-enemies", he and Jerry can, on occasion, get along pretty well, particularly if they share a common goal.
441* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Kramer seems to be the only one who likes him - though Jerry tolerates him on occasion.
442* GoingPostal: He is a mailman. He claims the reason they sometimes go crazy is because "the mail never stops", teetering on the brink of insanity himself.
443* HarmlessVillain: Acts like, and is treated by Jerry like some sort of evil mastermind, yet, fitting the show, the extent of his "evil" is generally just antagonizing Jerry, and being negligent at work.
444* HiddenDepths:
445** He writes poetry.
446** According to Jerry, he's also a fantastic tennis player.
447** He settles a dispute between Elaine and Kramer by invoking the JudgmentOfSolomon.
448* KavorkaMan: He's as attractive as George and nastier than him (which is saying something, because George is a pretty unpleasant person) and yet he's had numerous attractive girlfriends over the course of the series. One of the less trivial of Jerry's [[MinorFlawMajorBreakup many trivial breakups]] occurred because he found out that the girl had dated Newman...and that ''he'' had dumped ''her.'' This gave her EvenBeggarsWontChooseIt status in Jerry's eyes, absent evidence of any fault. He also managed to snag a beautiful model in "The Betrayal" with no apparent issue.
449%%* LargeHam:
450%%-->HEAR ME, AND HEAR ME WELL. THE DAY WILL COME. OH YES! MARK MY WORDS, SEINFELD. YOUR DAY OF RECKONING IS COMING, WHEN AN EVIL WIND WILL BLOW THROUGH YOUR LITTLE PLAY WORLD AND WIPE THAT SMUG SMILE OFF YOUR FACE. AND I'LL BE THERE, IN ALL MY GLORY, WATCHING, WATCHING AS IT ALL COMES CRUMBLING DOWN.
451* LazyBum: One episode has Jerry take over his mail route for him and the postal service immediately catches onto it because Jerry gave nearly everyone all of their mail on time while Newman himself always gives it to them late.
452* OnlyOneName: Just Newman. Various points in the series hint to it being his surname, so it could be a case of LastNameBasis.
453* PhraseCatcher:
454** "Hello... Newman."
455** "Newman!"
456* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: He's a mailman, but he's rarely shown doing his job, as the characters point out. This was done deliberately as a TakeThat toward the postal service.
457* SeriousBusiness: He alternates between slacking off at his job a postal worker, to the point that he's never delivered even half his mail in an average day, and treating it like the most important thing on earth.
458* SitcomArchNemesis: To Jerry; the Lex Luthor to his Superman.
459* SmugSnake: Easily one of the most unpleasant characters in the show. And that's saying something!
460* TrademarkFavoriteFood: He loves himself some Chunky bars.
461* UnstoppableMailman: Inverted. Newman is unrepentantly lazy about doing his job, to the point where he has never delivered even half his mail in a single day[[note]]Though it's stated in-universe that ''no'' mail carrier has actually delivered half their mail, meaning this applies to the Post Office as a whole[[/note]]. And he takes all rainy days off.
462-->'''George:''' Shouldn't you be at work by now?\
463'''Newman:''' Work? It's raining.\
464'''George:''' ...So?\
465'''Newman:''' I called in sick. I don't work in the rain.\
466'''George:''' ...You don't work in the rain. You're a ''mailman.'' "Neither rain, nor sleet, n--" IT'S THE ''FIRST ONE!''\
467'''Newman:''' I was never that big on creeds.
468* VillainsOutShopping: When he's not antagonizing Jerry or helping Kramer with a ZanyScheme, he's usually doing fairly mundane tasks.
469* VillainousCrush: He has a thing for Elaine. Whether this follows from his dislike for Jerry or whether it's the cause of it is unclear.
470[[/folder]]
471
472[[folder:Frank Costanza]]
473!!'''Frank Costanza (Creator/JerryStiller[[note]]Creator/JohnRandolph for the first appearance[[/note]])'''
474
475* AbusiveParents: It's heavily implied that the reason George is so messed up is from having him as a father; the deal with Festivus, calling him "weak" for needing glasses, etc.
476* AmbiguouslyJewish : He seems like it but isn't, despite being played by a Jewish actor. He's an Italian Catholic, and one episode established him as being a big deal in his chapter of the Knights of Columbus, a Catholic organization. However, his wife is Jewish so maybe it's rubbed off on him over the years.
477* {{Angrish}}: Creator/JasonAlexander has stated this is because Jerry Stiller often had trouble remembering his lines, and the gibberish he spouted was funnier.
478-->'''Frank:''' ''[shouting]'' You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.... ''[trails off mid-sentence, soon speaking again in a calmer voice]'' I lost my train of thought.
479* AwfulWeddedLife: Frank and Estelle can hardly have a single conversation without it escalating into furious yelling over something petty and ridiculous.
480* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: It seems to be a Costanza family trait; there are plenty of instances (Festivus, the "Serenity Now" thing, and the InsaneTrollLogic he frequently resorts to) that show Frank ain't exactly all there.
481* CollectorOfTheStrange: He collects TV guides.
482* EveryoneHasStandards: Takes great pride in his charity work and when he learns that someone in the wheelchair was in a accident, plans to make sure a donation for a tv goes STRAIGHT to her... Too bad he left his son to handle the task.
483* EvilIsPetty: It's very easy to see where George gets his mean-spirited shallowness; like father like son.
484* EvilPatriarch: It's heavily implied that Frank's terrible parenting is the reason why George turned out the way he is.
485* FreudianExcuse: Provides many for George: eyeglasses, Festivus, etc.
486* HairTriggerTemper: Even worse than George's; the littlest things can (and invariably will) set Frank off. He tries to curb his anger management problem with the mantra "serenity now", but even that, he yells angrily.
487* HiddenDepths: It's revealed that he speaks fluent Korean, having gone there frequently because of his job selling statues of Jesus and the Virgin Mary, which were manufactured in Korea.
488* {{Jerkass}}: He's like George in this regard but louder and more aggressive. Where George might cower, the father will continue being berating and insulting.
489* LargeHam: He's very loud and forceful.
490* NoIndoorVoice: It's rare to find a scene where he's not yelling at the top of his lungs.
491* ShellShockedVeteran: Parodied. He was an army cook who was forever traumatized and wracked with guilt over the time he used too much spice on some food (which was also expired) and made his platoon sick, and vowed never to cook again after that.
492-->'''Frank:''' I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night! They were just boys...
493** Later in the episode, after Kramer finally convinces him to get over his fear and start cooking again, a man starts choking on the food he made because Elaine grabbed and shook him while he was eating. Coincidentally, this man has an odd fashion sense and likes to dress in army fatigues. The sight of a "soldier" coughing causes Frank to suffer a traumatic flashback and he starts destroying all the food.
494* WouldHitAGirl: One episode ends with him getting into a physical fight with Elaine.
495[[/folder]]
496
497[[folder:Estelle Costanza]]
498!!'''Estelle Costanza (Creator/EstelleHarris)'''
499
500* AmbiguouslyJewish: Her religion and ethnicity are never stated outright, but she's played by a Jewish actress and embodies basically every Jewish stereotype known to humankind.
501* JewishComplaining: She's very fussy and prone to exaggerated kvetching in the most nasal BorschtBelt accent Estelle Harris can muster.
502* JewishMother: Her ethnicity is not revealed in the show, but she's portrayed by a Jewish actress and acts like a stereotypical Jewish mother.
503-->'''Creator/JasonAlexander:''' There's no way she can be anything ''but'' Jewish.
504** One of the strongest pieces of evidence is that she hates Germans to the point of refusing to ever get in a German-made car. Jews [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust kind of have a good reason for not liking Germans very much]], especially ones who were alive when it happened.
505* JewsLoveToArgue: More often than not, she's arguing with her husband about something or other, and in the most offensively stereotypical "JewishMother" voice imaginable.
506* NoAccountingForTaste: She and Frank can't seem to speak to one another without shouting arguments.
507[[/folder]]
508
509[[folder:Susan Ross]]
510!!'''Susan Ross''' (Creator/HeidiSwedberg)
511
512* BlackComedy: [[spoiler:Her death and the gang's reaction to it are the best examples of this in the entire series. It is described later as "restrained jubilation".]]
513* {{Bridezilla}}: Becomes a bit of one as the wedding approaches, what with her refusal to let Elaine be an usher, declaring it to be "out of the question" as though a female usher is an utterly abhorrent and unheard of idea.
514* ButtMonkey: Big time, easily the biggest one on the show. Susan goes from being a respected NBC executive to getting vomited on, having her father's cabin burn down, finding out her father was gay, losing her job at NBC, and later getting killed by poisonous envelopes.
515* CharacterDeath: Via the toxic glue found in extremely cheap wedding invitations. She and George were expecting about 200 people.
516* ControlFreak: Constantly, George is such a doormat when it comes to her.
517* JerkassHasAPoint: She's a little bitchy about not wanting Kramer to be an usher at the wedding, but she's also right about the likelihood of him falling down or doing something stupid.
518* TookALevelInJerkass: She starts out okay, but gets nastier as time goes on, though this is actually understandable given the calamities that befall her - plus being together with George.
519* UndignifiedDeath: [[spoiler:Fatally poisoned by, of all things, envelope glue, courtesy of George being so ridiculously cheap as it buy the cheapest envelopes possible.]]
520[[/folder]]
521
522[[folder:Crazy Joe Davola]]
523!!'''Crazy Joe Davola (Creator/PeterCrombie)'''
524->''Hello Jerry. I have a hair in my tongue. You know how much I hate that. [[InsaneTrollLogic Of course you do, because you put it there.]]''
525
526* AffablyEvil: Davola's always polite and soft-spoken, only raising his voice in his final appearance, and was even able to charm Elaine enough to be her boyfriend for a while. He's also the only antagonist in the show that the cast is horrified of; he is as genuinely affable as he is dangerous.
527* ArcVillain: Sort of set up as one for Season 4, but he disappears after "The Opera" and makes one final cameo in "The Pilot" before never being seen again. Despite seeming like a major threat, he ultimately doesn't have much impact on the season's actual arc of trying to get ''Jerry'' on the air.
528* AxCrazy: Hence why he's called '''Crazy''' Joe Davola, a moniker he very much earns.
529* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: He soundly kicks the asses of several thugs who try to mug him.
530* TheDreaded: The whole cast, most notably Jerry, are terrified of him and with very good reason.
531* InsaneTrollLogic: He not only blames Jerry for his pitch being turned down but for ''all'' his problems, even stuff like a hair on his tongue.
532* KnightOfCerebus: Unlike most of the rivals and antagonists in this show, Davola is genuinely scary and not really played for laughs. The StudioAudience is clearly relieved when Elaine escapes him in "The Opera."
533* MonsterClown: Dresses up as a clown in 'The Opera' and then beats up a gang of punks.
534* MuggingTheMonster: Never mess with a clown.
535* NeverMyFault: Blames Jerry for all his problems and not the fact that he is batshit insane.
536* PutOnABus: Disappears after attempting to attack Jerry at the end of Season 4.
537* TheSociopath: He's clinically sociopathic; without his medication, he's dangerous.
538* StalkerWithACrush: To Elaine, complete with StalkerShrine.
539* TheUnfought: It seems like he's going to eventually confront Jerry, but the last we see of him is right ''before'' attacking Jerry in "The Pilot" and we don't get to see what immediately happens after.
540* VileVillainSaccharineShow: Davola wouldn't be out of place as a villain in a serious drama. The cast is terrified of him, with even [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter Kramer]] considering him too crazy to be around; this nearly gets Kramer killed. He corners Elaine with ominous intentions when he suspects she's cheating on him, which she wasn't.
541* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: We never find out his eventual fate after trying to attack Jerry in 'The Pilot'. He was most likely arrested.
542[[/folder]]
543
544[[folder:J. Peterman]]
545!!'''J. Peterman (Creator/JohnOHurley)'''
546
547* BasedOnAGreatBigLie: His autobiography is actually stories that were bought from Kramer and written by Elaine.
548* BenevolentBoss: Subverted. While he ''seems'' an ideal and friendly boss for Elaine, there are many moments where he treats her like crap--butting into her personal life, which he has no right to do, assigning menial tasks to her that aren't her responsibility--fixing his flat tire--firing her over petty things such as her not liking ''Film/TheEnglishPatient'', etc. He doesn't seem outwardly malicious though, just genuinely oblivious to the impropriety of such things.
549* BunnyEarsLawyer: However crazy he may be, he's pretty damn good at what he does.
550* TheBusCameBack: Inverted in one episode with Elaine having to visit him in Burma to have him approve one of her lavish purchases on her account. Then later on, played straight as he returns to run the company once again.
551* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Quite so. One example has him refuse to make his autobiography action-packed as that is already covered in the catalogues and in another he spends a hefty sum on a ancient piece of confectionary.
552* GentlemanAdventurer: Presents himself as one, though it's unclear how many of his stories are true and how much are just his insanity talking (and since he revealed he was addicted to opium, some may even be drug-fueled hallucinations).
553* {{Hypocrite}}: Fires Elaine when she tests positive for opiates. When her fake boyfriend relapses into heroin addiction, he demands that Elaine help him detox, threatening again to fire her if she doesn't. Aside from the grossly inappropriate intrusion into her personal life, ''he's'' the one indirectly responsible for getting the guy hooked on drugs again--"I gave him the name of some places where he could score."
554* {{Irony}}: The one time he could have and should have fired Elaine -- after she ate a piece of cake worth thousands -- he doesn't, preferring to gloat over her impending sickness.
555%%* IdiotHoudini
556%%* IncompetenceInc: The Peterman Catalogue.
557* LargeHam: Everything Peterman says and does is filtered through his own personal brand of overly-dramatic insanity.
558* LastNameBasis: Everyone calls him "Mr. Peterman" and he introduces himself as "J. Peterman". His first name is only used once [[spoiler:to address his dying mother. It is "Jacopo"]].
559* MilesGloriosus: If you read the Peterman Catalogue then you would be led to believe that he has led an exciting life by traveling all over the world. All that stuff is made up by his employees.
560* NiceGuy: Not only very tolerant of Elaine's insanity but initially met her after he saw her crying on the street. In spite of his madness, he might honestly be the nicest guy in the series.
561* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed:
562** He's a thinly (read: not remotely) disguised parody of John Peterman, the owner of the ''real'' J. Peterman Company. The real Peterman lost his company to a buyout in 1999, but with financial help from actor John O'Hurley he was able to buy it back.
563** His speech patterns and larger than life persona are somewhat reminiscent of the late U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt.
564%%* PointyHairedBoss
565* PutOnABus: At the start of season 8, has a nervous breakdown and goes to Burma, leaving Elaine to run the place. [[TheBusCameBack He returns later on in the season.]]
566* RealityIsUnrealistic: Yes, there is a J. Peterman Company, as well as a real-life namesake (although the latter's first name is John and not [[spoiler:Jacopo]]). Many ''Seinfeld'' fans aren't aware of this, and the Company does not bank on its ''Seinfeld'' connection, unlike the real-life Soup Nazi (although they tried - and failed - to [[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jpeterman/j-peterman-presents-the-urban-sombrero-and-more?ref=project_link kickstart the Urban Sombrero]]).
567* YouKilledMyFather: He comes to believe that George is somehow responsible for killing his mother after he finds out she got her dying words (Bosco) from him.
568[[/folder]]
569
570[[folder:George Steinbrenner]]
571!!'''George Steinbrenner (Creator/LarryDavid (voice), Creator/LeeBear)'''
572
573* AffectionateParody: His depiction is somewhere between this and a TakeThat: the real Steinbrenner was a controversial figure for his at-times ill-advised "hands-on" approach to running the Yankees, and the show wasn't shy about jabbing him by making him a motor-mouthed weirdo prone to odd flights of fancy. The real Steinbrenner was initially somewhat annoyed by the depiction, but reportedly lightened up after watching a few episodes; he apparently came to consider the depiction unflattering but essentially accurate.
574* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Tiny things will distract him from managing the Yankees, like in "The Calzone" when George got him hooked on eating calzones from an Italian restaurant. The moment he took the first bite, he quickly went off track from the meeting he was in and ordered everyone out of the room because he couldn't take his mind off it. By the episode's end, he was so wound up from calzone withdrawal (George had gotten himself banned from the restaurant, so he had to go to a different one farther away), that when he smelled Kramer's clothes that carried the scent of calzones, he went on a mad dash from his office to find Costanza with the alleged calzones.
575* BadBoss: In the words of George C, "[[GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity He fires people like it's a bodily function!]]" He has a soft spot for Costanza, however.
576* TheBore: Whenever he summons George to his office, the meeting will eventually devolve into Steinbrenner rambling endlessly until George quietly slips out of the office.
577* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: His stories go off on tangents, and he rarely listens to whomever he's talking to.
578* CreatorCameo: Voiced by co-creator Creator/LarryDavid.
579* ForTheEvulz: Threatening to move the team to New Jersey, just to upset people.
580* HeWhoMustNotBeSeen: Most scenes show him from behind.
581%%* IdiotHoudini:
582%%* IncompetenceInc: The New York Yankees.
583* MotorMouth: He talks constantly, and doesn't seem to notice whether people are paying attention or not and keeps going even after they've left the room.
584* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Barely. George Steinbrenner was a real person. For the record, he was a bit put-off when he heard the show was doing it, but quickly became okay with it (enough to agree to cameo in an episode as himself, although the scenes weren't used).
585%%* PointyHairedBoss
586* RamblingOldManMonologue: Almost everything he says, goes on and on to strange places, even if no one is paying attention.
587[[/folder]]
588
589[[folder:David Puddy]]
590!!'''David Puddy (Creator/PatrickWarburton)'''
591
592* BerserkButton: He really doesn't like mechanics being referred to as "grease monkeys".
593* BreakTheHaughty: He and Elaine go to speak with a minister when she gets fed up with his pontificating. When the minister learns that they aren't married, he informs them that they're ''both'' hell-bound for engaging in premarital sex, leaving Puddy quite stunned at the realization that he has no right lording his supposedly saintly status over her.
594* BunnyEarsLawyer: His eccentricities are largely tolerated because he's a very good and more importantly an honest mechanic.
595* CatchPhrase: "That's right."
596* ExactWords: Being a New Jersey Devils fan, Puddy likes to paint his face for the games. Elaine is turned off by this and nearly breaks up with him, but he promises her he won't wear facepaint anymore. Instead. he paints his chest to spell out "DEVILS" with other fans.
597* FurAndLoathing: Elaine hates his "man-fur" coat in "The Reverse Peephole," calling him [[Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes "Dr. Zaius"]]. Notice this isn't because she thinks wearing fur is morally wrong, just because he looks terrible in it.
598* HiddenDepths: Possibly parodied in the episode where Elaine discovers he's religious, as while it appears to be genuine, he displays no interest in sharing the gospel and would rather simply look down on her for not being as devout as he is.
599* HolierThanThou: In the episode where Elaine discovers that he's devoutly religious, he bluntly tells her that she's going to hell while he isn't and repeats this multiple times throughout the episode, completely uncaring about this, not even trying to offer her guidance on becoming a more godly person.
600* {{Hypocrite}}: He encourages Elaine to steal her neighbor's newspaper, believing himself to be too righteous to do so and Elaine to already be damned, so ergo it doesn't matter if she commits a crime. He's forgotten that "leading someone into temptation" is a sin in and of itself and Elaine truthfully points out that a true Christian would be trying to ''save'' her soul, not encourage her to sin further. Not to mention that he and Elaine regularly engage in premarital sex, something generally looked down on in religious communities. For someone supposedly so devout, he's completely unaware of this fact.
601* HypocriticalHumor: He stops wearing the man-fur after seeing Jerry wear an identical coat and realizing how ridiculous it looked. He promptly begins wearing an equally ridiculous 8 Ball jacket instead.
602* LastNameBasis: His first name is rarely ever used. Even Elaine usually calls him "Puddy".
603* NoAccountingForTaste: Not married to Elaine, but her steadiest boyfriend, despite neither being very fond of the other.
604* OnAgainOffAgainBoyfriend: Whether Elaine was dating Puddy or not would depend entirely on what works for the episode. Their unstable relationship was lampshaded often. They even broke up and got back together multiple times over the course of a single flight.
605* OneHeadTaller: By a foot; he's 6'3, compared to Elaine's 5'3.
606* TheStoic: Naturally and played pretty heavily for laughs.
607-->'''Elaine:''' ''[being sent to prison for a year]'' Puddy... Don't wait for me.\
608'''Puddy:''' ''[shrugs]'' Okay.
609* ThousandYardStare: Whenever we see him by himself in his apartment, he's always sitting perfectly still on the couch, staring off into space.
610* TookALevelInJerkass: He's reasonably nice in his earlier appearances but turns into more of a jerk as time goes on.
611* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Puddy loves himself some Arby's, much to Elaine's annoyance.
612[[/folder]]
613
614[[folder:Jackie Chiles]]
615!!'''Jackie Chiles (Creator/PhilMorris)'''
616
617[[quoteright:220:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/8e5750f4_b332_4414_8b14_59294bdd6d88.jpeg]]
618%% [[caption-width-right:220:some caption text]]
619
620->''You get me one coffee drinker on that jury, you're gonna walk outta there a rich man.''
621
622An AmbulanceChaser who has the misfortune to be Kramer's go-to lawyer, attorney, and counsel.
623----
624* BunnyEarsLawyer: He's a quirky fast talker, but he actually possesses a good deal of legal knowledge, and from what we see of his office and practice he seems very successful. He'd be more successful, though, if Kramer wasn't Kramer.
625* ButtMonkey: To all appearances, Jackie is a genuinely competent lawyer. Unfortuately, his main client is Kramer, who repeatedly humiliates Jackie by taking deals without discussing it with Jackie (or listening to the entire deal) and solicitly and accepting ill-conceived legal advice from a golf caddy (again, ignoring Jackie's advice).
626* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: The last word of most of his sentence is often repeated, restated, reiterated.
627* FrivolousLawsuit: Aids Kramer in a number of these, such as suing a coffee company because ''the coffee was too hot''. In particular, he was very, very eager to "get a piece" of the tobacco industry. These lawsuits always wind up publicly humiliating him due to Kramer's ignorance and impulsivity.
628* LargeHam: He's always "on" and acts like he's in front of a courtroom or a TV camera, even when he's just answering his phone.
629* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: An obvious parody of Johnnie Cochran. For the record, Cochran liked the performance quite a bit until Morris was preparing to do commercials as the character, at which point he asked him to stop, cease, and desist.
630* NoJustNoReaction: After two failed lawsuits, Jackie does ''not'' want anything to do with Kramer ever again, not even to defend someone else for mistakenly nearly killing Kramer. After the tobacco lawsuit, he files a restraining order against him.
631* PetTheDog: Despite filing a restraining order against the man, Jackie still defends Kramer and his friends in the finale, conclusion, ending.
632* ThrowTheDogABone: After years of Kramer publicly humiliating, Jackie gets a break in the finale. He loses the case, but he gets to hook up with Sidra Holland. As a bonus, he doesn't seem at all bothered by the idea of having Kramer out of his hair for a while.
633* TokenMinority: The only major black recurring character on the show, performance, serial.
634* VerbalTic: Like Johnnie Cochrane, he has a tendency to repeat, restate and reaffirm his meaning with different words, usually at the end of sentences for dramatic effect.
635[[/folder]]
636
637[[folder:Kenny Bania]]
638!!'''Kenny Bania (Creator/SteveHytner)'''
639->'''Jerry:''' ''Have you seen his act? He's got a twelve-minute bit about Ovaltine.''
640* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Jerry only ever hangs with him because he can't avoid him. They perform at the same clubs, and Bania ropes Jerry into owing him favors.
641* ObliviousToHatred: He's completely unaware that Jerry feels nothing but contempt for him.
642* SitcomArchnemesis: Though not to the same extent as Newman, due to the hatred being one sided on Jerry's part, everytime he appears in an episode it's to drive Jerry fuming with annoyance.
643* SmallNameBigEgo: He loves to brag about his progress at the gym, and his comedy career when it's going well.
644-->'''Bania:''' I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. Good-lookin' ones, too!
645* TrademarkFavoriteFood: He won't stop talking about how great the swordfish at Mendy's is, though he has also said the pea soup and duck there is "the best."
646* VerbalTic: He repeats things for emphasis. "That's gold, Jerry! Gold!" "The best, Jerry. The best!"
647[[/folder]]
648
649[[folder:Sue Ellen Mischke]]
650!!'''Sue Ellen Mischke (Creator/BrendaStrong)'''
651
652->'''Elaine:''' ''Come on, Sue Ellen. You don't wear a bra, you're tall.. we hate each other!''
653
654* ActorAllusion: Jerry refers to her as Elaine's arch enemy, her "Lex Luthor". Brenda Strong would go on to play Lex Luthor's mother, Lillian Luthor on 'Supergirl'.
655* HopeSpot: She and Elaine almost became actual friends. Sue Ellen was getting married in India, but Elaine thought she only got an invitation as a ploy for a gift and wasn't actually wanted there. She flew out to India to spite her, but Sue Ellen actually greeted her arrival warmly--saying no one else was willing to fly out. Elaine was made maid of honor and all was well... until Sue Ellen found out Elaine slept with the groom a couple years ago.
656* IHaveBoobsYouMustObey: Jerry is much more sympathetic to her story after she approaches him wearing only a bra.
657* MsFanservice: She intentionally invokes this by wearing a bra as a top.
658* OldMoney: Heiress to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
659* PassiveAggressiveCombat: With Elaine. Elaine buys her a bra as she often goes without, and the next time they meet Sue Ellen is wearing it as a top. She also tends to make some snide comments regarding the disparity in their income.
660* TheRival: To Elaine. Even compared to the ''Seinfeld'' rivalry standard, both are very petty with each other.
661-->'''Jerry:''' [[FanBoy She's your Lex Luthor!]]
662* StatuesqueStunner: She stands at six feet tall, standing nearly a foot taller than Elaine who only comes up to her chest, and even being taller than all the men except Kramer.
663* SugaryMalice: She and Elaine act friendly towards each other. Elaine's internal monologue shows that she actually hates Sue Ellen. It's pretty clear Sue Ellen has a lot of contempt for Elaine too; for example, she asks Elaine if she's come to Sotheby's to catch a glimpse of high society and hopes Elaine can find something in her budget.
664[[/folder]]
665
666[[folder:Justin Pitt]]
667!!'''Justin Pitt (Creator/IanAbercrombie)'''
668An executive at Doubleday Publishing, whom Elaine works as an assistant for during Season 6.
669
670* BadBoss: Makes Elaine do trivial things such as taking the salt off his pretzels and finding the perfect brand of socks for him to wear.
671* BritishStuffiness: He is posh and very fussy about his likes and dislikes, often to the point of absurdity.
672* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: He eats Snickers with a knife and fork.
673* EnmityWithAnObject: Only allows pencils as he hates ink to the point of having it banned in his office.
674* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: In spite of his demanding nature and the menial work he has Elaine do, he thought of her as a daughter and almost put her in his will, but that ended after he thought [[MistakenForMurderer Elaine and Jerry tried to kill him]] and promptly fired her.
675* {{Manchild}}: Wanting to be one of the rope-holders for the WesternAnimation/WoodyWoodpecker balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade certainly makes him this.
676[[/folder]]
677
678[[folder:Mickey Abbott]]
679!!'''Mickey Abbott (Creator/DannyWoodburn)'''
680A dwarf actor and a friend of Kramer's
681----
682* BerserkButton: Don't call him a midget; he prefers the term "little person".
683* BigGuyLittleGuy: The little guy to Kramer's big guy, and is often the brains behind whatever he is doing with Kramer.
684* CategoryTraitor: When he wears lifts in his shoes to keep a role, the other dwarf actors find out and he's all but ostracized for it.
685* TheNapoleon: What he lacks in stature, he more than makes up for it with his temper.
686* SerialSpouse: Is revealed in one episode to having tied the knot five times, and marries his sixth wife in the same one. He also calls a woman whose ''second'' marriage just ended a "lightweight".
687* VitriolicBestBuds: He and Kramer get into a lot of arguments that frequently get physical, but they still remain friends.
688[[/folder]]
689
690[[folder:Morty Seinfeld]]
691!!'''Morty Seinfeld (Creator/PhilBruns, season 1, Creator/BarneyMartin, season 2-9)'''
692Jerry's father and a former raincoat salesman.
693----
694%%%* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents:
695* EnmityWithAnObject: Does not like Velcro, much to the point he threw away a wallet Jerry gave him as a gift because it had a Velcro strip.
696* GrumpyOldMan: He is definitely a grouch in his senior years.
697* HappilyMarried: Downplayed but he and Helen definitely have a much happier and healthier relationship than the Costanzas.
698* PapaWolf: Willing to stick up for Jerry, even if Jerry finds it unnecessary ("The Pen" comes to mind.)
699* TookALevelInJerkass: Becomes more cantankerous once Barney Martin took over the role.
700* WithFriendsLikeThese: With Jack Klompus. With both men have their moments of amenity, they will often go at each other's throats. One example is when Jack suspects Morty (who's the condo president) of stealing money from the treasure so he can buy himself a Cadillac (which Jerry actually bought for him). Jack successfully lobbies for Morty to get impeached and becomes the new condo president himself.
701[[/folder]]
702
703[[folder:Uncle Leo]]
704!!'''Uncle Leo (Creator/LenLesser)'''
705[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/uncle_leo.png]]
706->''Jerry! Hello!''
707Jerry's uncle.
708----
709* AlterKocker: He's the stereotype of an old, grumpy Jew.
710* TheBore: Jerry finds dealing with him incredibly tiresome.
711* {{Catchphrase}}: The way he says "Jerry!" and "Hello!", much to Jerry's annoyance. In "The Bookstore", Uncle Leo even has "JERRY" and "HELLO" [[KnuckleTattoos tattooed onto his fingers]] during Jerry's nightmare sequence.
712* CharacterizationMarchesOn: In his first apperance in "[[Recap/SeinfeldS2E2ThePonyRemark The Pony Remark]]", Uncle Leo, while still a pest towards Jerry, is more of a stern, no-nonsense blowhard as opposed to his eventual characterization of a nutjob who [[EverythingIsRacist accuses everyone of anti-semitism]].
713* EverythingIsRacist: A RunningGag has him blaming everything that inconveniences him on anti-Semitism, including petty things like a hamburguer being slightly more well-done than he ordered.
714-->'''Leo:''' Look at this! I told them medium rare, it's medium!\
715'''Jerry:''' Hey, it happens.\
716'''Leo:''' I bet that cook is an anti-Semite!\
717'''Jerry:''' He can't even see you! He has no idea who you are!\
718'''Leo:''' They don't ''just overcook'' a hamburger, Jerry.\
719'''Jerry:''' Fine. Anyway, the point I was making before [[ThoseWackyNazis Goebbels]] made your hamburger here is this...
720* EvilEyebrows: After he [[ItMakesSenseInContext gets his eyebrows singed off]], Elaine draws some crude ones in place. They look so sinister that a doctor starts to interpret everything Leo says as being laced with anger and hostility.
721* LargeHam: Leo is ''always'' very dramatic and loud.
722* NoIndoorVoice: Even aside from his famous greeting, he almost always speaks loudly and enthusiastically.
723* OnlyOneName: He's only ever called Leo or Uncle Leo. His surname is never revealed. He even signs packages as "Uncle Leo."
724* OverEnthusiasticParents: He is constantly gushing about his [[TheGhost unseen]] son Jeffrey who works for the Parks Department.
725* NoodleIncident: He was once arrested for a "crime of passion".
726* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace: He has a tendency to grab the arm of the person he's talking to and hold them uncomfortably close. Jerry theorizes it's because "so many people have left in the middle of his conversation."
727* PhraseCatcher: His enthusiastic declaration of "Jerry! Hello!" is almost invariably greeted with an annoyed and resigned "hello, Uncle Leo" from Jerry.
728* ScrewPolitenessImASenior: He uses the excuse that he's old to justify his [[FiveFingerDiscount shoplifting in bookstores]].
729
730[[/folder]]
731
732[[folder:Russell Dalrymple]]
733!!'''Russell Dalrymple (Creator/BobBalaban)'''
734
735----
736* LoveMakesYouCrazy: Became obsessively infatuated with Elaine, which eventually led to him leaving NBC and, ultimately, [[spoiler:his demise]].
737* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is partly based on real-life NBC executive Warren Littlefield (who Balaban coincidentally played in the HBO adaptation of ''Literature/TheLateShift'').
738* MeanBoss: He fired an employee just because of the way he served him a cup of coffee. He laters fires another guy for ''absolutely no reason'' just because he's pissed off about Elaine rejecting him and decides to take it out on someone else.
739[[/folder]]
740
741!Minor Characters
742[[folder:The Soup Nazi]]
743
744!!'''The Soup Nazi/[[spoiler:Yev Kassem]]''' (Creator/LarryThomas)
745
746->''You just cost yourself a soup!''
747
748* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: InUniverse, Kramer sees him as a man who simply wants to [[JerkassHasAPoint serve his soup quickly and efficiently]] and wants customers to respect this goal.
749* ArgentinaIsNaziLand: Appropriately, the Soup Nazi flees to Argentina after being "defeated" in his debut episode.
750* AssholeVictim: His arrogance and abrasive personality make it hard not to enjoy Elaine's revenge on him.
751* BerserkButton: ''Many'' including but not limited to changing orders midway, not having money ready, stalling, making small talk, not knowing what you want in advance, kissing in line, not speaking clearly, haggling over prices, asking for free bread, complaining about anything, speaking Spanish and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking telling him]] he looks like Creator/AlPacino.
752* BunnyEarsLawyer: Sure, he's incredibly strict, and will refuse service at the drop of a hat, but he still gets customers around the block because his soup is ''just that good''.
753* CatchPhrase: [[MemeticMutation "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"]], "NEXT!"
754* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Though Kramer claims otherwise, the rest of the cast see him as a super strange soup guy.
755* DisproportionateRetribution: If you screw up the ordering procedure, to quote Jerry, "He yells at you, and you don't get your soup." Even use of GratuitousSpanish can leave you soupless. Elaine is banned for a year for ''doing an impersonation of Creator/AlPacino''. Al Yeganeh (who served as the inspiration for the Soup Nazi), explained that the reason he has this rule is his soup stand was located in a cold part of town, where patrons had to stand outside before they could enter and order. Customers messing up their order, or requesting a change held up the line.
756* TheDreaded: Everyone, especially his own customers, are terrified of him and wary of ever provoking his wrath.
757* GivenNameReveal: His real name is revealed in the finale when he is called into court as a witness. The main characters are completely baffled when they hear the name called, since they have no idea who [[spoiler:Yev Kassem]] is until he enters the room.
758* HaHaHaNo: After Elaine holds up the line and does a Pacino impression, he smilingly praises the impression. Then...
759-->'''Soup Nazi:''' You know something? NO SOUP FOR YOU! Come back one year! NEXT!
760* HairTriggerTemper: Just about anything, no matter how benign, will set this guy off and prompt a boot out the door.
761* InUniverseNickname: Because of his obsessive tendencies regarding soup, he is dubbed "Soup Nazi".
762* IronicEcho: Has his own "No soup for you!" line thrown back at him by [[spoiler:Elaine]].
763* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Though he is thoroughly mean to those who question or disobey his rules, he reciprocates Kramer's kindness. Though unlike most uses of the trope, the "heart of gold" aspect of his character does not diminish the {{Jerkass}} side.
764* LargeHam: He is a ''huge'' presence in his soup shop. He's shouting at the top of his lungs half the time.
765* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Kramer mocks everyone else for referring to him "so callously" as Soup Nazi, but offers no alternative appellation.
766-->'''Jackie Chiles:''' Soup Nazi? You people have a little pet name for everybody.
767* PetTheDog:
768** When he hears from Kramer how some thugs stole an armoire from a friend, he offers his own as a replacement. It is subverted when he finds out it was for Elaine, as he flips his lid when she comes in to thank him for it.
769--->'''Soup Nazi:''' You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it to him in the first place! I WOULD HAVE TAKEN A HATCHET AND ''SMASHED'' IT TO PIECES!
770** At the very least, he refunds George's money when he rescinds his soup order.
771** He also does allow George to come back later and get another order and even throws in the free bread George had complained about not getting earlier, even if he told George he was "pushing his luck" when he took time to thank him for it.
772* ThePerfectionist: To put it mildly, he has ''very'' high and rigid standards from what he expects of his customers and reacts badly when they aren't met.
773* RealityIsUnrealistic: Yes, the Soup Nazi (Ali Yeganeh) and his business did exist in RealLife (it was originally called "Soup Kitchen International" and is now [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Original_Soupman "The Original Soupman"]]) - in fact, the film ''Film/SleeplessInSeattle'' had its Creator/MegRyan character mention it once before ''Seinfeld'' did its "Soup Nazi" episode and, before that, it had been the subject of a [[https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1989/01/23/albert-yeganeh-the-real-soup-nazi 1989 article]] in ''[[UsefulNotes/AmericanNewspapers The New Yorker]]''. (Creator/WayneKnight had been one of its real-life customers before being banned for doing the episode.) The modern-day business (now a franchise where the strictness of the character is not demanded of the franchisees) mentions the ''Seinfeld'' connection on its packages, uses the slogan "Soup for You!" (an obvious reference to the show) and Larry Thomas has been its promotional personality since 2015, although the term "Soup Nazi" is banned from being used in connection with the business.
774* SickeninglySweethearts: Simply kissing in his line will get this reaction from him, forfeiting your soup.
775* SupremeChef: The reason people keep visiting his restaurant despite his obsessive compulsive tendencies is because his soup is just ''that good''. Jerry and Elaine agree that it's worth breaking a relationship over.
776* VillainHasAPoint: As he says in his conversation with Kramer, his soup is so good because of how strict he is with everything, including his cooking. Thus he feels he's justified in asking the same discipline out of his customers. He's almost not entirely unreasonable as he does give George a second chance and only really gives Elaine trouble because she openly flouted his rules and mocked him.
777[[/folder]]
778
779[[folder:Alton Benes]]
780!!'''Alton Benes (Creator/LawrenceTierney)'''
781
782A published author who is the father of Elaine.
783
784* TheAlcoholic: Elaine jokes that alcohol is her father's religion and that his ethnicity is "half-drunk."
785* TheComicallySerious: He's always dead serious and intense and reacts badly to attempts at humor:
786-->'''Alton:''' Which one's supposed to be the funny guy?\
787'''George:''' Oh! He's the comedian.\
788'''Jerry:''' I-I'm just a regular person.\
789'''George:''' Nah, nah. He's just being modest.\
790'''Alton:''' We had a funny guy with us in Korea. Tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. ''[beat]'' There's nothin' funny about ''that''.
791* TheDreaded: Both Jerry and George are flat out terrified of him.
792-->'''George:''' We can't possibly have dinner with him alone!\
793'''Jerry:''' How are we going to get out of this?\
794'''George:''' ''We say we're frightened and have to go home!''
795** This was the case behind the scenes as well, given Tierney was an infamously volatile actor from whom no one knew what to expect and as such scared the shit out of cast and crew alike during filming. It got to the point that writers would jokingly threaten to bring Tierney back when having a dispute with the actors.
796* ObscurePopularity:[[invoked]] Apparently there are enough fans of his books InUniverse to have one randomly complementing the book Elaine was holding to her. When the fan asks why Alton was not more popular, Elaine answered he wouldn't want it either.
797[[/folder]]
798
799[[folder:Bob Sacamano]]
800!!'''Bob Sacamano'''
801
802->'''Jerry:''' ''"It's routine surgery."''
803->'''Kramer:''' ''"Oh, yeah? My friend Bob Sacamano, he came in here for a hernia operation. Oh, yeah, routine surgery. Now he's sitting in a chair by a window going [high-pitched voice] 'my name is Bob!'"''
804
805* BornUnlucky: If Kramer's stories are to be believed, Bob has went through botched surgery, rabies, and shock treatment at a mental hospital.
806* TheGhost: Kramer constantly brings up Bob Sacamano's misadventures, but Bob himself never appears onscreen. Unlike other friends of Kramer, however, Bob isn't a ghost to the other main characters. He invites the group to a party in "The Fatigues," and Jerry befriends Bob when he takes over Kramer's apartment in "The Chicken Roaster."
807* IronButtMonkey: Despite everything he's been through he never seems to die. Particularly impressive considering rabies has a 99% fatality rate once symptoms appear, even with modern treatments.
808* NewJobAsThePlotDemands: Bob appears to have had several sources of income. In the episode "The Fix-Up," his new job at a condom factory helps set up the plot.
809[[/folder]]
810
811[[folder:Lt. Joe Bookman]]
812!!'''Lt. Joe Bookman (Creator/PhilipBakerHall)'''
813
814->''You think this is all a big joke, don't you?''
815
816* ColdHam: He manages to chew the scenery without raising his voice.
817* TheComicallySerious: Takes overdue library books and the fines associated with them very seriously, asking Jerry at one point [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext if he's ever killed somebody]].
818* {{Expy}}: His deadpan, no-nonsense demeanor with his rapid fire monologue delivery and interrogation of Jerry are obvious references to Joe Friday from ''{{Franchise/Dragnet}}''.
819* GoodOldWays: Pines for the old days when librarians were older, kindly, and had no private life.
820* InspectorJavert: Grills Jerry on his grossly-overdue library book, correctly asserting that he never returned it despite Jerry's protests.
821* NeverHeardThatOneBefore: The librarian assures the gang that Bookman, who has been working there for 25 years, has heard all the jokes related to his name.
822* RealJokeName: Lt. Bookman the Library Cop.
823* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: He's definitely crazy, but he also claims that he doesn't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to, as long as he respects the rules of the library, and was correct that Jerry hadn't returned the book, and the book is returned as a direct result of his actions, combined with some dumb luck.
824* ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections: Accuses Jerry of thinking he can get away with overdue library books, and thus is "above the law", because he's a comedian.
825* ThinkOfTheChildren: One of his major motivations for wanting to make his library a better place is so that children don't have to read vandalized books. Problem is, Jerry [[MotiveDecay isn't being accused of vandalizing a book]], but still gets an earful from Bookman.
826[[/folder]]
827
828[[folder:Donald "Bubble Boy" Sanger]]
829!!'''Donald "Bubble Boy" Sanger (Creator/JonHayman)'''
830
831->''HEY, MA! WHAT THE HELL DO I GOTTA DO TO GET SOME FOOD AROUND HERE?!? I'M STARVING, AND IF IT'S PEANUT BUTTER, '''I'M GONNA SHOVE IT YOUR FACE!!'''''
832
833* AssholeVictim: Even though his plastic bubble got popped by Susan, he was such a douche that the audience can't help but feel relief to his predicament.
834* DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery: Played with. He has to live in a plastic bubble due to his low immune system, yet he's constantly an asshole to George and Susan, as well as to his own parents. When George [[MadeOutToBeAJerkass fights back, the neighbors become outraged]]: "What kind of person would hurt the Bubble Boy?" However, the Bubble Boy doesn't even try to use his disability to his advantage in order to get people to excuse his behavior; people just feel bad for him anyway.
835* DisproportionateRetribution: He attacks George simply because he refuses to admit that the answer to the Trivial Pursuit question is "Moors", not "Moops".
836* EstablishingCharacterMoment: The viewers learn immediately that he is an awful person the first time they hear his voice, as he screams down to his mother demanding she bring him food and threatens her with violence if she doesn't give him what he wants.
837* FreudianExcuse: Given that he's stuck in a tiny plastic bubble for his entire life, it's not hard to see why he's so ill-tempered and abrasive.
838* HateSink: Downplayed. While his actions are clearly PlayedForLaughs, the show still makes it clear that he is an unlikable {{Jerkass}} who bosses his mom around and is incredibly rude to anyone he comes across. The audience will not feel bad for him when he gets his bubble popped by Susan.
839* HeWhoMustNotBeSeen: Only his voice is heard. Otherwise, we never get to see his physical appearance.
840* {{Jerkass}}: He threatens his mom for food, sexually harasses Susan, and picks a fight with George over a Trivial Pursuit question.
841* JerkassHasAPoint: Both his Trivial Pursuit answer -- "The Moors" -- and his insistence that the "Moops" written on the answer card is a misprint are correct, although George is fully aware of this and is only arguing with him out of spite because he's fed up with his rudeness.
842* PsychopathicManchild: His voice implies he may very well be an adult, but he has the personality of a spoiled child. He screams practically every word he says, verbally abuses his mother for not giving him what he wants, has a violent temper, won't make his own bed, and plays board games (and loves rubbing it in to anyone who loses).
843* SmugSnake: Brags to George about how he is losing to Trivial Pursuit. That's what gets him angry when George calls him "wrong".
844* SpoiledBrat: He is quite demanding to his mother with a sense of entitlement bigger than his bubble.
845* TruthInTelevision: [[https://www.verywellhealth.com/terminal-restlessness-1132271 It's not uncommon for people with lifelong illnesses to act the way he does due to bitterness about their condition or a need to feel in control of their own environment]].
846* VagueAge: His voice indicates that he's either a late teenager or an adult.
847[[/folder]]
848
849[[folder:Babu Bhatt]]
850!!'''Babu Bhatt (Creator/BrianGeorge)'''
851->''You bad man! You very very bad man!''
852
853* ButtMonkey: Every time he shows up, his life gets ruined even more than it already was.
854* NeverMyFault: He blames his failures on Jerry, when most of them were caused by Babu being a terrible businessman or just bad luck.
855* StereotypicalSouthAsianEnglish: He speaks with an exaggerated singsong tone of voice, says "very" a lot, and also wags his index finger back and forth when speaking.
856[[/folder]]
857
858[[folder:Lloyd Braun]]
859!!'''Lloyd Braun (Creator/PeterKeleghan, season 5, Creator/MattMcCoy, season 7-season 9'''
860
861* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: He's usually better than George at something, and George's parents are quick to tell George that. Played with, as he’s actually an incompetent wreck who is even more of a messed-up failure than George; he’s just better at hiding it.
862%%%* AxCrazy:
863* BreakTheHaughty: He’s insufferably smug until he tanks Mayor Dinkins’ election with the name tag idea he stole from Elaine, destroying his own reputation.
864%%%* {{Jerkass}}
865* LaserGuidedKarma: He steals Elaine’s nametag idea and passes it off as his own, hoping to use it to get Mayor Dinkins re-elected. The nametag idea proves to be a disaster that causes Rudy Giuliani to win the election and the fallout ruins Lloyd’s life and causes him to have a nervous breakdown.
866* SanitySlippage: After his life is ruined, he suffers a mental breakdown and is left a paranoid, incompetent wreck. His final appearance heavily implies he murdered a family and stuffed them in his freezer.
867%%%%%* SmugSnake
868[[/folder]]
869
870[[folder:Sidra Holland]]
871!!'''Sidra Holland (Creator/TeriHatcher)'''
872[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sidra_holland.jpg]]
873->''They're real, and they're spectacular.''
874----
875* BackForTheFinale: She's one of the minor characters to return for the finale to testify against Jerry and Elaine for the groping incident at the sauna, and ends up hooking up with Jackie Chiles just to pour salt on the wound for Jerry.
876* BigBreastPride: She refers to her own breasts as being ''spectacular''.
877* BuxomBeautyStandard: Her breasts are apparently so big and "perfect" that Elaine becomes convinced that they're fake and she's a PlasticBitch.
878-->'''Elaine:''' C'mon, don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?\
879'''Jerry:''' Yes, they do!
880* GirlOfTheWeek: Was Jerry's LoveInterest for "[[Recap/SeinfeldS4E19TheImplant The Implant]]."
881* InformedAttribute: While her breasts are sizable, they're not the mammoths the characters treat them as.
882* MsFanservice: Her sizable chest is often the center of attention whenever she's around, and she usually has cleavage to show them off. Her very first scene is a WorkoutFanservice and she later only wears a ModestyTowel when she meets Elaine in the sauna, and ends up [[ThanksForTheMammary getting her breasts groped by her]].
883* TheOneThatGotAway: After she finds out Jerry thought she was a PlasticBitch and had Elaine [[ThanksForTheMammary grope her in the sauna]] to find out if her breasts are real, she promptly breaks up with him, but not before shoving on his face that her breasts ''are'' real and "[[BuxomBeautyStandard they're spectacular]]". Most of her next appearances have Jerry regretting never being with her.
884* SexGoddess: {{Implied|Trope}} by Jackie Chiles after he sleeps with her, who claims she's as spectacular in bed as her breasts are.
885[[/folder]]
886
887[[folder:Rachel Goldstein]]
888!!'''Rachel Goldstein (Creator/MelanieSmith)'''
889[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rachel_goldstein_8.jpg]]
890----
891* AccidentalPervert: In "[[Recap/SeinfeldS5E21TheHamptons The Hamptons]]", she ends up walking in on George naked, and right when he was out of the cold pool, meaning he had a TeenyWeenie due to shrinkage, [[NakedFreakOut much to his horror]].
892* AgainstMyReligion: As a kosher, her religion forbids her to eat lobster, so George takes revenge on her by secretly feeding scrambled eggs with lobster, [[IAteWhat much to her horror]].
893* DisproportionateRetribution: A victim of this due to George's InsaneTrollLogic. First, he wants to see her naked due to Jerry seeing George's girlfriend, [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl Jane, topless on the beach]]. He even attempts to walk in on her while she's getting dressed "by accident". Ironically, she ends up walking on him naked, discovering he has a TeenyWeenie and ends up telling Jane about it. In revenge for ''that'' George serves her scrambled eggs without telling her they contain lobster, which is [[AgainstMyReligion against her religion]].
894* LoveInterest: Of all of Jerry's girlfriends, she's the one that lasted the longest, in a total of 4 episodes.
895* ParentalMarriageVeto: Her kosher father greatly dislikes Jerry due to the fact he made out with her in a public cinema while watching ''Film/SchindlersList'', and tries to forbid their relationship. But she and Jerry still keep dating anyway, and Jerry {{Hand Wave}}s it by telling Elaine he bought her dad some kishka.
896* PutOnABus: Despite her repeated appearances, her last one has her breaking up with Jerry anti-climatically, with him even pointing out he's likely going to be a GirlOfTheWeek soon enough.
897[[/folder]]
898
899[[folder: Jeannie Steinman]]
900!!'''Jeannie Steinman (Creator/JaneaneGarofalo)'''
901* DistaffCounterpart: To Jerry. To the point that during their FallingInLoveMontage, she can be seen reading from a ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} comic book, while he's reading from a ComicBook/{{Superman}} one (remember that his love of Superman has been well established throughout the show)
902[[/folder]]
903
904[[folder: Dolores]]
905!!'''Dolores (Creator/SusanWalters)'''
906* TheBusCameBack: Dolores makes a brief reappearance 4 seasons later in "The Foundation" where she became interested in Jerry again after being impressed that he went as far as getting engaged to Jeannie Steinman. However, the attempt to restart their relationship doesn't last long as she finds it impossible to believe that Jerry and Jeannie somehow had a completely mutual breakup, and just views it as Jerry still being a child who hasn't grown up.
907* GirlOfTheWeek: Was Jerry's LoveInterest for "[[Recap/SeinfeldS4E20TheJuniorMint The Junior Mint]]."
908* InSeriesNickname: In an attempt to figure out what Dolores' name is, Jerry and George guess a bunch of names that rhyme with a female body part since it was the only hint they were given. The one that stuck the most was "Mulva."
909* LeastRhymableWord: Since Jerry never learned Dolores' name when he first met her, he spends the whole episode trying to figure out what it is. The only hint she gives him is that it rhymes with a female body part, which Jerry and George start making rhyme guesses.
910[[/folder]]

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