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| 16 | The characters in ''Series/NedsDeclassifiedSchoolSurvivalGuide.'' |
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| 20 | !!The Main Trio |
| 21 | [[folder:Ned Bigby]] |
| 22 | [[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/imagesCAC9HSGN_8466.jpg]] |
| 23 | [[caption-width-right:200:"But they all need my help, and I don't want to let them down!"]] |
| 24 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/DevonWerkheiser |
| 25 | |
| 26 | ->''"Mr. Wiener's the one who told me to start a school journal after I got stuck in the girl's bathroom. Eventually, it became the Guide."'' |
| 27 | |
| 28 | TheHero and a fairly nice [[TheEveryman average guy]] who gives people tips to survive school and often comes up with [[ZanyScheme zany schemes]] to tackle his problems. |
| 29 | ---- |
| 30 | * AdorablyPrecociousChild: Small, charming, and extremely intelligent, treating his school survival guide with all of the seriousness of a doctoral dissertation. |
| 31 | * AllLovingHero: Even though he has his [[JerkassBall occasional jerk moments]], Ned Bigby does not hate anybody, and he always gives advice to those in trouble, whether he or she is a student or a teacher. He hates letting people down so much that his bad habit in "Guide to: Bad Habits" was saying yes to everyone. This trope is Averted at times like when he was the Revenger in one episode, but at end of that same episode, he realizes that revenge is wrong. |
| 32 | * AsideGlance: Whenever he had to [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall lean on (whatever was left of) the fourth wall]] without telling some piece of advice to the audience. |
| 33 | * AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Has trouble concentrating, which does get him in trouble quite a lot. This is also why he had trouble focusing on his project in "Guide to: Procrastination" until three days before it was due. |
| 34 | * BadassLongcoat: As the Revenger. |
| 35 | * BookDumb: Unlike his two best friends who are both very book smart, Ned usually gets average to low grades. However, being BrilliantButLazy, he can get good grades when he's willing to put in the work. |
| 36 | * BorrowedCatchphrase: In "Guide to: Elections", Ned says [[Characters/TheSimpsonsHomerSimpson "D'oh!"]] after Suzie Crabgrass offers him a free candy bar which says "Ned is a TOTAL LOSER / VOTE SUZIE!" on the wrapper and he, due to being gullible, accepts.[[note]](The "/" indicates the first line being on top of the second.)[[/note]] |
| 37 | * BreakingTheFourthWall: He does this all the time to deliver tips to the audience. |
| 38 | * BrilliantButLazy: {{Lampshaded}} by Mr. Sweeney in "Guide to: Science Fairs". |
| 39 | -->'''Mr. Sweeney:''' Ned is smart but lazy, thus causing him to do poorly in science. |
| 40 | * ButtMonkey: At times. |
| 41 | * CharacterDevelopment: Ned's grades gradually improve over the course of the series. In 7th grade, Ned nearly has to repeat a grade and just barely avoids summer school. In his first semester of 8th grade, he has a C+ in all his class and relies on extra credit (and a clever make-up project when his original ones get destroyed) to get a B- in all his classes. In his second semester of 8th grade, he is told a B is realistically in his grasp in all his classes, so he buckles down and focuses all his attention on getting them, and he succeeds. |
| 42 | * ChickMagnet: Popular and pretty girls like [[spoiler: [[OfficialCouple Moze]]]], [[RomanticFalseLead Suzie]] and [[ClingyJealousGirl Missy]] were all interested in him at different times and have all kissed him. And there's the "Huge Crew", a group of {{Abhorrent Admirer}}s who stalk Ned. He also quickly won the interest of a new girl just by being nice to her. |
| 43 | * ChildhoodFriendRomance: [[spoiler: With Moze.]] |
| 44 | * CoolShades: As the Revenger. |
| 45 | * DeadpanSnarker: He's dry as a wall, especially towards Cookie. |
| 46 | * DoggedNiceGuy: Concerning Suzie in the first two seasons. |
| 47 | * TheEveryman: He's a fairly average middle school student. He's not exceptional at anything (unlike Cookie, who excels at academics, and Moze, who excels at everything), and gets average to low grades. |
| 48 | * GeniusDitz: He may be BookDumb, but he gives excellent tips. |
| 49 | * HasAType: And when he described his type, as Cookie lampshades, he basically describes Moze. |
| 50 | * TheHero: His name is in the title. |
| 51 | * IdealHero: Despite being a middle-schooler, his moral compass is very strong. He's selfless to the point of being a pushover, scrupulously honest, and extremely loyal to his friends. He's the more "realistic" version, however, as often as not, being as good as he is causes him a lot of grief. |
| 52 | * TheKirk: To Moze's TheSpock and Cookie's TheMcCoy. |
| 53 | * LemonyNarrator: He engages on this almost OnceAnEpisode, especially in the early seasons. |
| 54 | * MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: The Feminine Boy to Moze's Masculine Girl. In the first Season 3 episode, his new grade resolution is to be tougher (followed by flashbacks of him being scared of others), while Moze resolves to be less aggressive (followed by flashbacks of her beating up others). |
| 55 | * MirrorCharacter: With Crubbs. "Career Week" sees Ned being told he'd do well pursuing a career in education. He's resistant to it, but he learns that Crubbs ultimately does what he tries to do in every episode: give advice and help students become better people however possible. |
| 56 | * MistakenForBadass: In the first episode of the third season, he accidentally gains a reputation for being the toughest kid in school by, among other things, smacking Loomer when flinging his hands excitedly and accidentally punching kids in the face when trying to swat a fly away. |
| 57 | * NiceGuy: He's always willing to help by giving his famous Survival Guide tips. He's so willing to help out, in fact, that his bad habit in "Guide to: Bad Habits" was saying yes to everyone. |
| 58 | * NoGuyWantsToBeChased: The "Huge Crew" and Missy all vie for his affections. A JustifiedTrope example, as the Huge Crew girls are bullies and he is legitimately fearful of Missy as she's a {{Yandere}}. |
| 59 | * OddNameOut: He is the only one of the main three who doesn't go by a nickname. {{Lampshaded}} in "Guide to: Nicknames". |
| 60 | * OfficialCouple: [[spoiler: With Moze.]] |
| 61 | * OnlySaneMan: Along with Moze. |
| 62 | * TheProtagonist: He's the one delivering all the tips and the one who can [[BreakingTheFourthWall always break the fourth wall]], unlike Moze and Cookie. (Moze can only break it on occasion, and Cookie acknowledged it a few times through the use of the AsideGlance, but never broke it.) |
| 63 | * RidiculouslyAverageGuy: Other than his guide, he has very few distinguishing characteristics. Which is, of course, the point. |
| 64 | * StraightMan: A [[Radio/TheJackBennyProgram Jack Benny-type]] example, playing this to everyone else, except for Moze. |
| 65 | * TeachersUnfavoriteStudent: PlayedWith as the series goes on. Mr. Sweeney is initially portrayed as a SadistTeacher who has it out for Ned in particular, threatening him with bad grades and summer school with a bit of glee. However, Mr. Sweeney eventually proves to care for Ned and truly wants him to succeed, and the two end the series on good terms, with Sweeney calling Ned one of his ''favorite'' students. |
| 66 | * TinyGuyHugeGirl: Initially, he was the Tiny Guy to Moze's Huge Girl. He got taller though, and in the last season, they were the same height. |
| 67 | * TinySchoolboy: Especially in the first season. In one of the first episodes, Ned tells Moze to write his name in the "Hottie List" of cute guys in the girls' bathroom because he wants to know what the other girls think about him. Moze gives Ned a list of what the girls replied on the Hottie List, and most of them said he was too short. |
| 68 | * VitriolicBestBuds: Mostly with Moze, sometimes with Cookie. |
| 69 | * WeakButSkilled: One episode had him in a weightlifting competition against Loomer. While it took him ample effort, after applying the proper technique Coach Dirga taught him, he successfully performed the lift (as opposed to Loomer using no technique, and failing miserably). |
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| 72 | [[folder:Jennifer Ann "Moze" Mosely]] |
| 73 | [[quoteright:320:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jennifer_mosely_8801.jpg]] |
| 74 | [[caption-width-right:320:"I'm not competitive, I just never like to lose."]] |
| 75 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/LindseyShaw |
| 76 | |
| 77 | ->''"Whenever I give you advice - and it's great advice, created by the superior girl mind - you ignore it and go to Gordy for a man-plan!"'' |
| 78 | |
| 79 | The sensible and [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]], as well as the [[TheBigGirl aggressive, competitive]] and [[PassionateSportsGirl athletic]], one of the main trio, who has the most common sense of the group and [[OneOfTheBoys has never really been "one of the girls."]] |
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| 81 | * AcademicAthlete: She's captain of the volleyball team, holds many school athletic records (including the one for holding the most records), ''and'' is also a straight-A student. |
| 82 | * TheAce: She holds more athletic records than anyone else in Polk history, and is the star pupil of her woodshop class. She's also a straight-A student who's way ahead of her grade level in math and reading. |
| 83 | * ActionGirl: She's one of the most athletic kids in school, making most of the boys look pretty pathetic in comparison. |
| 84 | * BadassAdorable: She's a lot stronger than she looks. |
| 85 | * {{Badbutt}}: She trash-talks, but, to keep her trash-talking within the bounds of a kid's show, half of what she says during her trash-talks in "Guide to: Bad Habits" is [[SoundEffectBleep covered by the referee's whistle.]] |
| 86 | * BatmanGambit: Pulls one after finding out Ned and Cookie switched into her elective after she explained that she wanted to take an elective without them. She goes to the woodshop class, knowing that they're following her, then when they're trying to switch to that class, she goes to life science and switches to that class. |
| 87 | * TheBigGirl: Moze is easily the strongest of the trio and, before Cookie hit his growth spurt, was the [[HugeSchoolgirl tallest]] as well. She's beaten Ned and Cookie up many times, shoved Ned against a locker during her "anger" phase of the FiveStagesOfGrief when she lost her backpack, beat [[TheBully Loomer]] up after he gave Ned a huge wedgie in the third grade and, more recently, flipped him in "Guide to: Gym", was able to send Loomer and [[TerribleTrio his posse]] running just by ''threatening'' to beat them up, and was able to beat all the boys on Polk's wrestling team in wrestling practice without breaking a sweat. |
| 88 | * BookSmart: She excels academically and even becomes a tutor at some point. |
| 89 | * BrainyBrunette: Has brown hair, gets very good grades, and has the most common sense of the group. |
| 90 | * BullyHunter: On occasion. |
| 91 | * ChildhoodFriendRomance: [[spoiler: With Ned.]] |
| 92 | * CloserToEarth: To most of the school, and especially to Ned and Cookie (though Ned's OnlySaneMan role sometimes takes this role), although that isn't always saying much: she can be quite kooky and obsessive herself. |
| 93 | * CompetitionFreak: She's ''very'' aggressive and competitive, especially against [[TheRival Suzie Crabgrass,]] even after they become friends. |
| 94 | * CuteBruiser: She may be cute looking but has absolutely no problem with beating the stuffing out of anyone who pisses her off. |
| 95 | -->'''Moze:''' (to Loomer and his gang) If there were ever a time to beat someone up for no reason, it would be now.\ |
| 96 | '''Loomer, Crony, and Buzz:''' (run away) |
| 97 | * DeadpanSnarker: Every other sentence she utters is sarcastic. |
| 98 | * {{Deuteragonist}}: Most of the episodes that don't focus on Ned will focus on her, and she has far more solo B-Plots than Cookie does. |
| 99 | * DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale: She punches and beats up Ned and Cookie regularly. She sort of gets called out on her bullying ways in "Guide to: Bullies", but she [[AesopAmnesia doesn't actually change anything or do anything about them after the episode.]] |
| 100 | * DudeMagnet: She has attracted the attention of many guys, such as [[DumbJock Seth]], [[AbhorrentAdmirer Loomer]], [[ForeignExchangeStudent Faymen]], [[JerkJock Jock Goldman]], and, [[spoiler:of course, [[OfficialCouple Ned.]]]] In one episode, she was tutoring a class of younger male students and of all of them were so smitten with her that they couldn't pay attention to her lesson. |
| 101 | * FascinatingEyebrow: Does this on occasion. |
| 102 | * FirstGirlWins: [[spoiler:Female protagonist and TheHero's best friend since childhood. They become an OfficialCouple in the last season.]] |
| 103 | * FriendlyRivalry: With Suzie, after befriending her. |
| 104 | -->'''Moze:''' I don't think we're supposed to turn everything into a deathmatch.\ |
| 105 | '''Suzie:''' Yeah, I know. We've been kicked out of every club.\ |
| 106 | '''Moze:''' ({{beat}}) I'm having fun!\ |
| 107 | '''Suzie:''' Me, too! |
| 108 | * GeniusBruiser: Part of her TheAce status. She's the strongest and most athletic of the trio, and also a very smart girl. |
| 109 | * GirlNextDoor: She's been next-door neighbors with Ned for her whole life. |
| 110 | * GoGetterGirl: She has all the drive and ambition that you'd expect from someone with her raw talent. |
| 111 | * HairTriggerTemper: Just ask Ned and Cookie. |
| 112 | * HeightAngst: She has a whole subplot dedicated to her being much taller than the other girls at school. This lessens later on in the series when the other characters [[IGotBigger hit their growth spurts]]. |
| 113 | * HeroAntagonist: A few episodes such as "First Day", "School Car Wash", and "School Plays" have her at odds with Ned and Cookie. However, her motivations are almost always less selfish than theirs, such as wanting to use school money on something more practical (uniforms) rather than a hot tub, trying to stop them from sabotaging a play, or simply wanting to spend less time with them so that she can befriend new people. |
| 114 | * HeroicBSOD: Happens when she thought she hurt Coconut Head during a game of dodge ball. [[spoiler:She didn't]] |
| 115 | * HugeSchoolgirl: {{Lampshaded}} in "Guide to: Your Body", which dealt with her self-consciousness about her height. According to Lindsey Shaw's Website/IMDb page in December 2007, she was 5'7" (170cm), two years after the episode was made. |
| 116 | * IJustWantToHaveFriends: Her goal in the first two seasons is to get a best female friend. |
| 117 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Moze is short-tempered, aggressive, and sarcastic, and she frequently insults Ned and Cookie, but she does care about them and is usually willing to help in whatever way she can. |
| 118 | * TheLancer: She's smart, competitive, and hard-working, unlike the lazy and laid-back [[TheHero Ned.]] |
| 119 | * LovableJock: Downplayed since, despite being the ace of several school teams, she's still considered a bit of an outcast by the rest of the school. No less lovable, though. |
| 120 | * MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: |
| 121 | ** Masculine Girl to Ned's Feminine Boy. In the first season 3 episode, her new grade resolution is to be less aggressive (followed by flashbacks of her beating up others), while Ned's new grade resolution is to be tougher (followed by flashbacks of him being scared of others). |
| 122 | ** Sometimes she's also a foil to Cookie's Feminine Boy. In one early season 1 episode, she tries out for several different sports, while Cookie tries out for cheerleading. |
| 123 | * MirrorCharacter: She and Suzie Crabgrass are enemies in the first season, but they eventually realize the reason they've been butting heads is that they're so similar in their athletic abilities and competitiveness. |
| 124 | * NotSoAboveItAll: She is typically the sanest one, but she has her moments of lapses in sanity and reason, especially when her grades are on the line. |
| 125 | * ObliviouslyBeautiful: She has many insecurities due to being a OneOfTheBoys. Many episodes show her to be an even bigger DudeMagnet than Suzie and Missy, but she doesn't seem to be aware of her beauty and popularity. |
| 126 | * OfficialCouple: [[spoiler: With Ned.]] |
| 127 | * OffscreenTeleportation: Does this from time to time. |
| 128 | * OneOfTheBoys: She hangs out mostly with Ned and Cookie, doesn't have any actual close female friends (until she eventually befriends Suzie), hates skirts (and had to be dared to wear a flowery dress), likes sports, couldn't care less about many girly things such as boy bands and gossip, trash-talks during volleyball games (according to Coach Dirga, Moze gives some of the best [and worst] trash-talks she's ever heard), can and does beat people up, and is aggressively athletic and very competitive. |
| 129 | -->'''Principal Pal:''' Hello, son. ''(shakes Moze's hand)''\ |
| 130 | '''Moze:''' I'm a girl.\ |
| 131 | '''Pal:''' Not with that handshake, you're not. |
| 132 | * OneSteveLimit: In-Universe. Ned gave her the nickname of Moze in Kindergarten because there were three other girls named Jennifer in the class. |
| 133 | * OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Subverted. While fans of the show always refer to her as Moze, all the characters in-universe, except Ned, Cookie and Gordy, usually call her Jennifer. |
| 134 | * OnlySaneWoman: Shares this role with Ned, most of the time. |
| 135 | * PassionateSportsGirl: Naturally. She is the athlete of the group, after all. |
| 136 | * TheRival: She has this dynamic with Suzie in season 1. Even after becoming close friends, their mutual competitiveness occasionally brings out their rivalry, though without the hostility. Once she becomes friends with Suzie, they both develop something a rivalry with Missy. |
| 137 | * SarcasticDevotee: She always has Ned's back, but she doesn't hesitate to snarkily point out flaws in his plans. |
| 138 | * ShortTank: Her standard outfit, suiting her athletic nature. |
| 139 | * SingleGirlSeeksMostPopularGuy: Seth Powers, the DumbJock, in Seasons 1 and 2. She also likes Jock Goldman, who's one of the more popular upperclassmen. [[AvertedTrope Averted]] with Doug, whom Moze considers too hot and popular. |
| 140 | * SnarkKnight: Though she's a lot more good-natured about it than most examples. |
| 141 | * SourSupporter: Sometimes. |
| 142 | * SpannerInTheWorks: She does tend to ruin things for Ned, MANY times, sometimes accidentally. |
| 143 | * TheSpock: To Cookie's TheMcCoy and Ned's TheKirk. |
| 144 | * StraightMan: |
| 145 | ** She is the sensible one of the main trio, and is usually the voice of reason. |
| 146 | ** Shares this role with Ned. |
| 147 | * StrongGirlSmartGuy: Strong Girl to Cookie's Smart Guy. She's a CuteBruiser and one of the strongest students while Cookie is a total wimp. And while she is a diligent student in her own right, Cookie is a GadgeteerGenius and even more academically brilliant than her. |
| 148 | * TallDarkAndSnarky: She's 5'7" (a rather tall height for a girl her age), has dark hair and tannish skin, and hoo boy, is she snarky. |
| 149 | * TemporarilyAVillain: Moze was an antagonist in "Procrastination." |
| 150 | * TinyGuyHugeGirl: Initially the Huge Girl to Ned's Tiny Guy. Ned got taller, though, and in the last season, they were the same height. |
| 151 | * {{Tomboy}}: Very much so, she's tough-as-nails, athletic, aggressive, OneOfTheBoys, and doesn't like dressing girly. She also loves woodshop. |
| 152 | * TomboyAngst: While she loves sports and is very competitive, at the same time she would really like to fit in with the other girls and find female friends (before befriending Suzie in Season 2). There's also an episode where she asks Missy for fashion advice, though she still likes her sporty clothes better. |
| 153 | * TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Tomboy to Suzie's girly girl. |
| 154 | * TomboyishName: "Moze" is not a very girly nickname. |
| 155 | * TookALevelInKindness: By the end of Season 2 and throughout Season 3, Moze has dialed back her aggression towards Ned and Cookie, befriended Susie Crabgrass and overall became nicer and more helpful. [[DownplayedTrope Moze still had a short temper]], but was more likely to shout and storm off instead of using physical violence when angered. She still has her violent moments though, like the Season 3 episode "Woodshop" which ends with Moze beating up Ned because she thinks he ruined her shot at making the national woodworking championship. |
| 156 | * TomboyWithAGirlyStreak: She still has some girly interests, such as boys, shopping, and going to the spa, wearing clothes with touches of [[PinkMeansFeminine pink]] and [[GracefulLadiesLovePurple purple]] and she had a crush on the BigManOnCampus. Also, she may be OneOfTheBoys but actually wants to find female friends. |
| 157 | * {{Tsundere}}: May qualify as a Type A. |
| 158 | * VitriolicBestBuds: She flings insults and punches at Ned and Cookie, but it's obvious she sees them as her closest friends. She also occasionally has shades of this with Suzie when the two are competing against each other. |
| 159 | * YouGoGirl: It's taken for granted that she can outplay and outrun any boy in the school. Anyone foolish enough to look down on her any way is setting themselves up for a nasty fall. |
| 160 | [[/folder]] |
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| 162 | [[folder:Simon Nelson "Cookie" Cook]] |
| 163 | [[quoteright:240:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cookie_neddie_boy_8599.png]] |
| 164 | [[caption-width-right:240:"Why aren't I more popular? Look at me, I'm ''gorgeous.''"]] |
| 165 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/DanielCurtisLee |
| 166 | |
| 167 | ->''"I'll handle this. First of all, I'm a technical whiz. Also, you guys are useless on Mondays."'' |
| 168 | |
| 169 | The nerd of the group and a self-proclaimed cyborg who also gets caught up in wacky schemes, usually lacking even more in the common sense department than Ned. |
| 170 | ---- |
| 171 | * AttractiveBentGender: When he was dressed as a girl named "Simone". |
| 172 | * BeleagueredAssistant: To Ned, especially in the first season. |
| 173 | * BewareTheNiceOnes: When he lost his temper in "Guide to: Dodgeball" after Loomer's dodgeball damaged his video camera helmet, he threw the dodgeball so hard it knocked Crony out. This, unfortunately, also allows Loomer to be able to turn him to the "dark side." |
| 174 | -->'''Cookie:''' I'm sorry! I guess I just... lost my temper.\ |
| 175 | '''Loomer:''' And how did it feel?\ |
| 176 | '''Cookie:''' It felt... [[EvilFeelsGood really good.]] |
| 177 | * BlackAndNerdy: ''Super'' nerdy. |
| 178 | * BookSmart: He excels academically but is otherwise [[DitzyGenius completely clueless]]. |
| 179 | * ButtMonkey: Is subject to a lot of slapstick at his expense and his best friends frequently make fun of him (though it's generally good-natured teasing). |
| 180 | * CasanovaWannabe: He thinks he's God's gift to the ladies. |
| 181 | -->'''Cookie:''' I was handsome before, but now with my braces off, I'm ''gorgeous''. |
| 182 | * TheChewToy: Though he usually brings it on himself with his ridiculous schemes. |
| 183 | * {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: He's a bit eccentric and definitely the weirdest in the main trio. |
| 184 | * ComplexityAddiction: Cookie will ''always'' try to use the most complex solution to the problems he faces. |
| 185 | * CorruptTheCutie: A mild example in "Guide to: Dodgeball", when [[TheBully Loomer]] convinces him to give in to his anger and join the "dark side" of the dodgeball court. He gets better, though. |
| 186 | -->'''Ned:''' Cookie, you're on Loomer's team?!\ |
| 187 | '''Cookie:''' [[Franchise/StarWars (in a robotic voice thanks to his helmet)]] The power of the dark side is strong. |
| 188 | ** Nearly happened again because of the influence of the Killer Bees in "Guide to: Best Friends". |
| 189 | * DitzyGenius: He is incredibly smart (his grades are so high that, in seventh grade, his teachers recommended he skip eighth grade), but he is ''severely'' lacking in common sense and social skills. |
| 190 | * {{Expy}}: Seems to be a reference to the infamous Steve Urkel. |
| 191 | * GadgeteerGenius: He's always coming up with one crazy invention or another, from his glasses that have an operating system, to his Cram-master, to his Maxoskeleton that he made for the science fair. |
| 192 | -->'''Vice Principal Crubbs:''' ''(while being held hostage by Cookie's Tunnel Bot)'' Cook! I should have ''known'' this evil robot belonged to you! |
| 193 | * TheHeart: He's far more sensitive than either Ned or Moze, and usually mediates their arguments with each other. |
| 194 | * HighHopesZeroTalent: Regarding his wanting to be a cheerleader. |
| 195 | * HotBlooded: While he's the smart guy of the main trio, he's also passionate with a bit of a hot temper. |
| 196 | * InTouchWithHisFeminineSide: He likes braiding hair, desperately wants to be a cheerleader, loves girly books, likes getting his nails done, got so attached to the baby doll he and Ned had to take care of in life science class that he took it home for the holidays so that it wouldn't feel lonely, and has worn skirts more often than Moze (though this is in part because Moze hates skirts). |
| 197 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He tends to be self-centered and is almost constantly trying to find new ways to con others or avoid doing work, but he's a good guy at his core. |
| 198 | * LargeHam: At times, but it is a kid's show and he is only marginally worse than the others. |
| 199 | * LovableNerd: When he's not being insufferable, he's this. |
| 200 | * MadScientist: Has his moments. |
| 201 | * MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: Feminine Boy to Moze's Masculine Girl. In one early season 1 episode Moze tries out for several different sports, while Cookie tries out for cheerleading. |
| 202 | * TheMcCoy: To Moze's TheSpock and Ned's TheKirk. |
| 203 | * NerdGlasses: Though he doesn't seem to [[PurelyAestheticGlasses need them to see,]] since he's been able to spend large parts of certain episodes without them with no adverse effects. He has them because they have an operating system inside, so he can use them as a computer. |
| 204 | * TheNicknamer: For one episode, "Guide to: Nicknames." He creates a nicknaming program that creates nicknames based on characteristics entered into it. Unfortunately, the nicknames the program creates are pretty hurtful... |
| 205 | * ObsessedWithPerfectAttendance: He has a perfect attendance record he refuses to break, which has provided conflict for several episodes: |
| 206 | ** In "Guide To: Sick Days" he comes to school with a very bad flu and tries to steer clear of the nurse so he won't be sent home. |
| 207 | ** In "Guide To: The Bus," the school bus misses his stop, so he resorts to wild methods in order to get to school on time and not mess up his record of never being tardy. |
| 208 | ** In "Guide To: School Records," Mr. Sweeney mistakenly marks Cookie as absent because Cookie had his headphones on and didn't hear his name called, and had bent down when Sweeney looked for him in the class. Cookie spends the episode begging Mr. Sweeney to change the mark, but Sweeney stubbornly refuses to admit to his mistake. Cookie and his classmates try to fix the mistake by building a fake time machine for Sweeney to "use" and recreating that day in homeroom so Cookie can be marked as present. |
| 209 | * OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: The only people who call him Simon are Lisa Zemo and some of the teachers. |
| 210 | * PurelyAestheticGlasses: PlayedWith. He doesn't actually need his glasses to see, but he has them for use as a computer, since he programmed an operating system in them. |
| 211 | * SmallNameBigEgo: He believes he's a suave and sophisticated individual, when he's actually a pretty average (if admittedly brilliant) middle schooler. |
| 212 | * TheSmartGuy: Though lacking in the common sense department, he is definitely very intelligent, having the highest grades in school and inventing many interesting gadgets. In terms of book-smarts, he is the smartest of the trio. |
| 213 | * StrongGirlSmartGuy: Smart Guy to Moze's Strong Girl. Moze is a CuteBruiser and one of the strongest students, while Cookie is a lazy wimp. And while Moze is also a straight-A student, Cookie is a GadgeteerGenius and even more academically brilliant than her. |
| 214 | * SmartPeopleWearGlasses: His just so happen to be [[GogglesDoSomethingUnusual functional]] as well. |
| 215 | * TeenGenius: He could have skipped the eighth grade, and usually has the best grades in all of Polk Middle School. |
| 216 | * TokenMinorityCouple: His love interests were black (Vanessa), Hispanic (Lisa) and Asian (Evelyn). |
| 217 | * {{Tritagonist}}: He's the most out of focus of the three, and is usually paired up with Ned or Gordy. |
| 218 | [[/folder]] |
| 219 | |
| 220 | !Other Students |
| 221 | [[folder:Suzie Crabgrass]] |
| 222 | [[quoteright:208:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f739ef4a833ee4243772d61b8db45823.jpg]] |
| 223 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/ChristianSerratos |
| 224 | |
| 225 | One of the most popular girls in school and the object of Ned's affection for the first two seasons and girlfriend in the third, as well as Moze's best friend who's a girl and volleyball co-captain. |
| 226 | ---- |
| 227 | * AllGirlsWantBadBoys: She dated Loomer, the school bully. True to this trope, [[ICanChangeMyBeloved she tries to reform him]] but he unintentionally won her over by being his normal bully self. Interestingly in the finale, she regains her interest in him again when she sees that he's trying to change for real, suggesting that she outgrew this trope. |
| 228 | * BroughtToYouByTheLetterS: Often wears a necklace with an "S" charm. |
| 229 | * CommutingOnABus: In season 3. |
| 230 | * DudeMagnet: Ned is absolutely head over heels for her. Seth appeared to like her in season 1 even if he preferred Moze. Spencer tried to win her over when they starred in a play together. Loomer also dated her for much of season 2, and they happily got back together in the finale. |
| 231 | * FriendlyRivalry: To Moze, after befriending her. They are still very competitive, bringing out the best in each other. |
| 232 | * GirlsLoveStuffedAnimals: She keeps a lot of stuffed animals in her locker. |
| 233 | * GirlyGirlWithATomboyStreak: She's a popular girl who frequently wears skirts, loves kitties and stuffed animals, and is against violence. But, like Moze, she's also competitive and good at sports. This is in contrast to Moze's TomboyWithAGirlyStreak. |
| 234 | * GiveGeeksAChance: She finally agrees to go out with Ned at the end of season 2 and for much of season 3. Even as early as season 1 she danced with him at the school dance (after she and Seth break up), and happily agreed to be his date to Chandra's party. |
| 235 | * GossipyHens: She's the premier source of gossip in the school. She grows out of it as time goes on, especially once she stops hanging out with Bitsy. |
| 236 | * HimeCut: She sported this in Season 1. |
| 237 | * ICanChangeMyBeloved: Towards Loomer. She sets about trying to reform him, making him more sensitive and forbidding him from bullying other kids. |
| 238 | * LovableAlphaBitch: In the first season she was more of a shallow and conceited AlphaBitch, though she did have some PetTheDog moments. In season 2, she appears to be a kinder, more likable person, even becoming one of Moze's best friends. |
| 239 | * PairTheSpares: She gets back together with Loomer in the end, with little to no buildup. |
| 240 | * TheRival: Moze's rival at everything. It was especially heated in season one. She also has shades of this with Missy in plenty of episodes. |
| 241 | * RomanticFalseLead: To Ned, though mostly in the finale, the rest of the time she's treated like a legitimate love interest. |
| 242 | * TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Girly Girl to Moze's tomboy. |
| 243 | * TookALevelInJerkass: In the finale. After Ned risks receiving a long list of punishments by sneaking on to the field trip he has been banned from just to spend the day with her, she shows almost no appreciation for this, and instead shows increasing disdain as he desperately tries to make the best out of a bad situation. By the end, she starts dating Loomer again without even bothering to break up with him first. She also seems to have distanced herself from Moze over the situation with Ned. This may have been done in order to [[DerailingLoveInterests make it even more clear that Ned and Moze are a better match]]. |
| 244 | * TookALevelInKindness: After befriending Moze. |
| 245 | * {{Tsundere}}: She's sweet by default, but she's very, very devious when set to it. Moze in particular seems to bring this out of her. |
| 246 | [[/folder]] |
| 247 | |
| 248 | [[folder:Lisa Zemo]] |
| 249 | [[quoteright:206:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_1243.png]] |
| 250 | [[caption-width-right:206:[[labelnote:After her makeover]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_780.png[[/labelnote]]]] |
| 251 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/RachelSibner |
| 252 | |
| 253 | A nerdy girl with a crush on Cookie that he generally ignored for seasons 1 and 2. Eventually, she had her braces removed and got contact lenses, getting the attention of a considerable amount of boys, including Cookie. |
| 254 | ---- |
| 255 | * AbhorrentAdmirer: To Cookie in the first two seasons. He’s put off by her braces, nerdy glasses, and frequent allergies to want to get to know her personally. There was a time that she used her own device to make changes to Cookie’s schedule so that he would spend time with her. |
| 256 | * BeautifulAllAlong: In season 3, she gets a complete makeover done, which draws in a lot of guys, including Cookie whom she had an unrequited crush on. |
| 257 | * BespectacledCutie: For the first two seasons, she wears large glasses and is pretty cute. In the third season, she's traded her glasses for contacts. |
| 258 | * BlindWithoutThem: One time Loomer accidentally knocked her over, causing her to lose her glasses. She immediately dropped to her knees and frantically searched for them. |
| 259 | * DudeMagnet: In the third season, she suddenly gets a lot of attention from her nerdy male classmates, especially Cookie. |
| 260 | * {{Gasshole}}: Only for one episode, where she burped the alphabet for a talent show and was seen practicing her burping beforehand. |
| 261 | * TheGlassesGottaGo: Cookie and many other guys became smitten with her when she switched to contacts. |
| 262 | * SicklyNeuroticGeek: She started off with braces, NerdGlasses, and a perpetually stuffy nose. Subverted, however, because a season or two later she comes back looking less nerdy and on a new allergy medication. One episode has her temporarily revert to this, as she had allergies again and had to wear hypoallergenic clothing and glasses. This time without the curly hair and braces, though. |
| 263 | * UnrequitedLoveSwitcheroo: With Cookie. She spends the first two seasons as Cookie's AbhorrentAdmirer, but she gets a makeover in the next season and he develops feelings for her. It's implied that she does indeed still like Cookie, but she's now too popular with the other boys to pay much attention to him. |
| 264 | [[/folder]] |
| 265 | |
| 266 | [[folder:Seth Powers]] |
| 267 | [[quoteright:270:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_455.png]] |
| 268 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/AlexBlack |
| 269 | |
| 270 | A dumb basketball player and Moze's love interest in season 1 and 2. |
| 271 | ---- |
| 272 | * BrainlessBeauty: He's attractive but really, ''really'' stupid. By the series finale, he becomes smarter after dating [[AcademicAlphaBitch Evelyn Kwong]] and she helps tutor him. |
| 273 | * ChickMagnet: Though not quite to the extreme of Doug Secksay, he has no problem attracting girls. Moze, Suzie, Evelyn, the Oboe twins, and a cheerleader named Candy have all shown interest in him. His name also has several notes around his name on the hottie list in the girl's bathroom. |
| 274 | * CloudCuckoolander |
| 275 | -->'''Seth:''' I had a hall pass, but I think I ate it.\ |
| 276 | '''Seth:''' But reading is so important! It's like meat... for your ''brain.'' |
| 277 | * CrazyJealousGuy: He becomes one for Moze in "Guide To: Jealousy". He starts fighting Faymen over Moze's affections in ridiculous ways (jousting, wrestling in inflatable sumo outfits, etc.). Moze points out that his jealousy is uncalled for since he broke up with her eight months prior and he hadn't made any moves since then. Not to mention that Moze had been with Faymen for a while and he just found out about it. |
| 278 | * TheDitz: Seems to be clueless about everything except basketball. |
| 279 | * DumbassNoMore: Becomes smarter when he begins dating Evelyn and she tutors him in his schoolwork. |
| 280 | * DumbBlonde: He can't read, he has issues with spelling simple words, and he always gets stuck on writing a poem because he can't figure out what rhymes with "orange." |
| 281 | * DumbJock: He's apparently pretty good at basketball, but he's got the IQ of one as well. |
| 282 | * IconicItem: Is almost always seen with a basketball spinning on his finger. |
| 283 | * JerkJock: Only a few times in season one really. |
| 284 | * LIsForDyslexia: It's implied that he's dyslexic. |
| 285 | * LovableJock: He's not mean at all, just incredibly dense. |
| 286 | * OddCouple: With Evelyn, as he's a jock and she's a nerd. |
| 287 | * PairTheSpares: With Evelyn in the series finale. |
| 288 | * PopularIsDumb: He's considered one of the cool kids. He's also as dense as a brick. |
| 289 | * PrettyBoy: He's blonde and good-looking in a boyish way. |
| 290 | * TookALevelInDumbass: He was always an idiot, but in Season 1, he at least had a better understanding of reality, and people's intentions. Come Seasons 2 and 3, he's completely absent-minded. This becomes inverted later on when Evelyn starts tutoring him however. |
| 291 | * TookALevelInKindness: He was a bit of a jerk in Season 1 such as rebuffing Ned when he asked nicely to sit at their table and being lazy when he was supposed to work with Moze on a project. By Season 2, he becomes a harmless buffoon who genuinely views Ned and the gang as friends albeit not close ones. |
| 292 | [[/folder]] |
| 293 | |
| 294 | [[folder:Missy Meany]] |
| 295 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_284.png]] |
| 296 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/CarlieCasey |
| 297 | |
| 298 | The most popular girl in school and a total bitch. Eventually develops a psychotic obsession with Ned. |
| 299 | ---- |
| 300 | * AllGirlsWantBadBoys: She dates Loomer at one point, though it turns out that she was only using him to worry her parents enough about this trope and send her to Paris that summer. |
| 301 | * AlliterativeName: '''M'''issy '''M'''eany. |
| 302 | * AlphaBitch: She's the most popular girl in school, and also the meanest. |
| 303 | * AssholeVictim: It doesn't result in her dying, and while what Ned did to her in "Guide To: Revenge" was mean, she did deserve it for all the mean things she pulled. |
| 304 | * AttractivenessIsolation: Despite being a DudeMagnet, she admits that not many guys ask her out. |
| 305 | * ClingyJealousGirl: To an extreme degree. In addition to giving us the page quote, she scares off any female who gets remotely close to Ned until he fakes dating Moze just to drive her off. |
| 306 | -->'''Ned:''' Missy, I've found someone else.\ |
| 307 | '''Missy:''' You're so cute when you say things that will get you and whoever you're talking about ''severely injured.'' |
| 308 | * DatingWhatDaddyHates: Invoked when she dates Loomer - she was just trying to freak out her parents to make them send her on a trip to Paris. It works. |
| 309 | * DudeMagnet: She is seen as the second-hottest girl in school after Moze. In "Valentine's Day", she gets 23 roses while Moze gets 31. She's not happy about this difference. |
| 310 | * ExactWords: She uses this against Ned in “Money” when she loans him $50. |
| 311 | -->'''Ned:''' Great! Now I can buy the ticket without working! I could kiss you…\ |
| 312 | '''Ned:''' …but I won’t.\ |
| 313 | '''Missy:''' Okay, then I’ll kiss you!\ |
| 314 | ''She tackles and kisses him.'' |
| 315 | * ForcefulKiss: Plants 4 of these on Ned in “Popularity”, ”Competition”, “Money”, and “Spring Fever”. |
| 316 | * GiveGeeksAChance: Surprisingly, yes. She actually said yes to Ned when he asked her on a date and even thanks him for having the courage to do so and generally behaves nicely to him. |
| 317 | * LightIsNotGood: Missy frequently wears light pinks, whites and greens, but that doesn't make her any less of a bully. |
| 318 | * {{Jerkass}}: Possibly the biggest one among the students. Loomer, at least, can be fairly chummy when he's not being a jerk. Missy's never shown being anything other than unpleasant. |
| 319 | * JerkassHasAPoint: When Suzie initially objects to Missy pursuing Ned, Missy points out that Suzie has had plenty of chances to date Ned and blew all of them. |
| 320 | * MadLove: Towards Ned. |
| 321 | -->'''Moze:''' If you don't like Missy, why don't you just tell her?\ |
| 322 | '''Ned:''' Because the truth doesn't work on crazy people! |
| 323 | * ManipulativeBitch: When Ned goes to her for advice on getting Suzie's attention, Missy does her best to ruin Ned so that he's unappealing to Suzie. It doesn't work. |
| 324 | * MeaningfulName: She's a mean girl. |
| 325 | * PetTheDog: She generously gives Tracy a very flattering makeover in "Guide To: Shyness" to help her overcome her shyness. She also argued that Cookie shouldn't be denied joining Moze's book club just for being a boy, and welcomed him kindly. |
| 326 | * ReplacementFlatCharacter: In season 1, Suzie is a rather antagonistic rival to Moze. In season 2, after Suzie gets some CharacterDevelopment and befriends Moze, Missy's character is introduced to play the role of an even more antagonistic rival to both Moze and Suzie. |
| 327 | * RichBitch: She's able to loan Ned and Cookie $50 (she apparently carries $50 bills in her wallet), and dated Loomer just to freak her parents out enough to send her to Paris for vacation. |
| 328 | * TheRival: She appears to have this relationship with both Moze and Suzie. Notably Missy debuts right around the time Moze and Suzie stop being enemies and develop more of a FriendlyRivalry towards each other. |
| 329 | * StalkerWithACrush: On Ned. |
| 330 | * SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: There was a different AlphaBitch named "Bitsy" in a couple of episodes of Season 1. Missy took over in Season 2 and Bitsy [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome vanished without a trace.]] Her obsessive behavior towards Ned in season 3 is also similar to that of the Huge Crew in the previous seasons, who vanished from the series like Bitsy. |
| 331 | * UnnecessarilyCruelRejection: Subverted. Ned is dared to ask Missy out on a date with everyone expecting her to cruelly reject him. Everyone is caught off guard when she actually accepts. |
| 332 | * VillainousCrush: Towards Ned in season 3, trying everything she can to separate him from Suzie, and forcing him into multiple kisses. |
| 333 | * {{Yandere}}: Is obsessed with Ned and doesn't take his attempt to break up with her very well. |
| 334 | [[/folder]] |
| 335 | |
| 336 | [[folder:Faymen Phorchin]] |
| 337 | [[quoteright:260:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_469.png]] |
| 338 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/ViniciusMachado |
| 339 | |
| 340 | A Brazilian exchange student and Moze's love interest for Season 3. |
| 341 | ---- |
| 342 | * AdaptationalNationality: In the Brazilian version, he is Spanish. |
| 343 | * ChickMagnet: Plenty of girls find him attractive, especially Moze. |
| 344 | * CommonalityConnection: Moze wanted him and Ned to become friends, but they just didn't know how to interact, until they realized they both resort to lying to escape awkward situations. |
| 345 | * CrazyJealousGuy: He admits to being this when Seth and Loomer challenge him for Moze's affection. |
| 346 | * ForeignExchangeStudent: Being from Brazil. |
| 347 | * FunnyForeigner: Occasionally slips into this. |
| 348 | * LatinLover: He's sexy and Brazilian. [[FlatCharacter And that's about it.]] |
| 349 | * MeaningfulName: His name is a play on the words "fame and fortune". |
| 350 | * PunnyName: See "MeaningfulName". |
| 351 | * PutOnABus: Went back to Brazil after his exchange student program ends. |
| 352 | * RomanticFalseLead: To Moze. |
| 353 | * SatelliteLoveInterest: He doesn't have much characterization, other than being a foreign exchange student and being Moze's season 3 crush and later boyfriend. |
| 354 | [[/folder]] |
| 355 | |
| 356 | [[folder:Coconut Head]] |
| 357 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_652.png]] |
| 358 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/RobPinkston |
| 359 | |
| 360 | [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A kid with a bowl haircut.]] |
| 361 | ---- |
| 362 | * AmazonChaser: He apparently has a thing for the Huge Crew and thinks Ned is lucky to have them all over him. When Ned expresses surprise at this, Coconut Head just sums up this trope in a single sentence: |
| 363 | -->"What can I say? I like tough girls!" |
| 364 | * BullyMagnet: The poor kid seems to be Loomer's favorite target. The Huge Crew also pick on him a lot, though he doesn't mind. |
| 365 | * ButtMonkey: Poor kid just can't catch a break. |
| 366 | * TheChewToy: By everyone and everything, starting from the first few seconds of the series. |
| 367 | * {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Somewhat. |
| 368 | * ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: He has a haircut that makes it look like he has a carved coconut on his head. That's exactly why he got the name. |
| 369 | * HiddenDepths: |
| 370 | ** He's shown to be an incredible operatic singer. |
| 371 | ** As long as he's properly prepared, he's amazing at basketball, having made a near impossible shot while blindfolded. |
| 372 | ** He made it to the final 4 of the spelling bee and unlike Ned there's no indication he was getting easy words. |
| 373 | * NoNameGiven: Coconut Head is a nickname given to him by Loomer in the first episode. He's never called anything else, not even by the faculty. |
| 374 | * OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Even the teachers call him "Coconut Head." |
| 375 | * ThrowTheDogABone: In "Guide To: Fundraising", he wins a flat screen TV and a video game system. |
| 376 | [[/folder]] |
| 377 | |
| 378 | [[folder:Martin Qwerly]] |
| 379 | [[quoteright:260:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_407.png]] |
| 380 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/TylorChase |
| 381 | |
| 382 | A peppy overachiever and MotorMouth. |
| 383 | ---- |
| 384 | * ButtMonkey: Everyone finds him annoying. |
| 385 | * HiddenDepths: Despite being unbelievably hyper, he lives a secret double life as a signature forger for hire. He's also quite fast as the moment Cookie sent him the warning message, he and his materials vanished before the teachers caught him. |
| 386 | * {{Keet}}: The kid is unstoppable. Other than the time he got deflated by an EmoTeen in "Positives and Negatives". |
| 387 | * MeaningfulName: A play on the words "smart 'n' squirrely", which he is indeed. {{Lampshaded}} in his first appearance, where Ned provides Martin as an example of a "smart 'n' squirrely" project partner. |
| 388 | * MotorMouth: To the point where Ned can replace himself with a cardboard cutout and Martin will still go on talking for a couple of hours without even noticing. Often accompanied by a {{Leitmotif}}. |
| 389 | * NiceGuy: He's always there to help those who need it and doesn't have a bad word to say about anyone, he'd probably be a lot more popular if he wasn't so hard to keep up with. |
| 390 | * PunnyName: See MeaningfulName |
| 391 | * TrademarkFavoriteFood: Macaroons, especially coconut. Enough to where one box is his price for a forgery. ''Forty boxes'' are enough to give his beeper number which Cookie exploits in the episode. At the end of the episode, his locker is full of the boxes Cookie gave him. |
| 392 | [[/folder]] |
| 393 | |
| 394 | [[folder:Billy Loomer]] |
| 395 | [[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_6132.png]] |
| 396 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/KyleSwann |
| 397 | |
| 398 | The school bully who frequently targets Ned and has a crush on Moze. He dated Suzie for most of season 2. |
| 399 | ---- |
| 400 | * AllGirlsWantBadBoys: He unintentionally won Suzie over by being his normal bully self. Missy also dated him for a bit, though she had her own selfish reasons. |
| 401 | * AlwaysABiggerFish: He's apparently had problems with eighth-graders in detention. Moze has apparently beaten him up in the past, and sent him and his gang running when she threatened to do so again. Lastly he and his gang once immediately backed off from attacking Ned when Doris Trembly stepped in to defend him. |
| 402 | * AmazonChaser: He's absolutely in love Moze throughout all three seasons. When she flipped him on his back during their self-defense class, he had a dazed look on his face and commented on how "awesome" it was. |
| 403 | * TheBully: Though no one appears to be particularly afraid of him. By the end of the show people treat him more as a nuisance than a bully. |
| 404 | * CleansUpNicely: When he dresses nicer and combs his hair, both Moze and Suzie agree that he can be handsome. |
| 405 | * FriendlyEnemy: At times he's willing to ally with his usual bully victims. When he's not picking on Ned and Cookie he can actually be pretty chummy with them. |
| 406 | * HiddenDepths: He can sometimes be romantic and even poetic, especially towards Moze. |
| 407 | * HopelessSuitor: To Moze. |
| 408 | * {{Jerkass}}: He and his minions enjoy picking on other students, especially Ned, Cookie, and Coconut Head. |
| 409 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He has his decent moments, and seems to really care about Moze. |
| 410 | * LastNameBasis: To the point where people are surprised to find out he has a first name. |
| 411 | * TheLeader: Of his GangOfBullies. |
| 412 | * LoveRedeems: In a way. He changed so Moze would love him. [[spoiler:It failed--he caught Suzie's eye instead.]] |
| 413 | * MeaningfulName: The Looming Bully. Incidentally, it also sounds a lot like [[Film/{{Scream 1996}} Billy Loomis]]. |
| 414 | * NoGuyWantsToBeChased: When Moze comes onto him in the finale to make Ned jealous, he's immediately turned off. |
| 415 | * PairTheSpares: He gets back together with Suzie in the end, with little to no build up. |
| 416 | * PetTheDog: In the "Secrets" episode. He chases Cookie and Ned around the school, but is at least sympathetic enough to give them head starts. |
| 417 | * RealMenWearPink: A bully who writes poetry. His friend Crony is in the sewing club. |
| 418 | %%* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl |
| 419 | * TerribleTrio: With Crony and Buzz. |
| 420 | * TookALevelInKindness: The series finale has him make a meaningful effort to become a better person to impress Moze, though it's unclear if it sticks, as he ends up getting back together with Suzie instead. |
| 421 | [[/folder]] |
| 422 | |
| 423 | [[folder:Jerry Crony and Buzz Rodriguez]] |
| 424 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/TeoOlivares, (Crony) Creator/ReccieCanon (Buzz) |
| 425 | ---- |
| 426 | * ActuallyPrettyFunny: Buzz looked pretty amused when Loomer and Crony got flipped on their backs by Ned and Moze. |
| 427 | * ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: In the first season 1 episode, Buzz was occasionally joined by two or three other bullies and Crony wasn't a part of the gang. It didn't take long for the gang to consist merely Buzz and Loomer and Crony joined in the second episode. |
| 428 | * FlatCharacter: Unlike Crony, Buzz never gets any real character development. He's always just there following along with Crony or Loomer. |
| 429 | * {{Foil}}: Whereas Crony has curly hair, Buzz is bald. Crony is also rather loud and boisterous, while Buzz rarely talks or draws attention to himself. |
| 430 | * GangOfBullies: With Loomer as their leader. |
| 431 | * HeelRealization: Buzz has one in the only episode he talks after Moze calls out him, Loomer, and Crony for being awful volunteers. |
| 432 | * HiddenDepths: Crony is pretty good with sewing. |
| 433 | * HopelessSuitor: Crony has a crush on Missy and frequently tries to ask her out, but she always shuts him down. |
| 434 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: They are actually decent guys when not assisting Loomer with his bullying. Crony, in particular, has been shown to be friendly with Ned and Cookie when Loomer is not around. |
| 435 | * LastNameBasis: Crony's first name is rarely used. |
| 436 | * MeaningfulName: Crony is one of Loomer's cronies, and Buzz has a buzz cut. |
| 437 | * RealMenWearPink: Crony is in the sewing club, though he's embarrassed to admit it. |
| 438 | * TheSpeechless: Buzz almost never speaks. |
| 439 | * ThoseTwoGuys: They are usually seen together. |
| 440 | * TokenGoodTeammate: Very mildly with Buzz. He rarely does any actual bullying himself, usually just standing by when Loomer and Crony terrorize Ned and Cookie. He was also the one who realized the importance of volunteering before Loomer and Crony did. |
| 441 | * UnmanlySecret: Crony is a member of the sewing club and he’s afraid of what might happen if Loomer ever found out about his secret. |
| 442 | [[/folder]] |
| 443 | |
| 444 | [[folder:Backpack Boy]] |
| 445 | [[quoteright:260:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_30.png]] |
| 446 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/KendreBerry |
| 447 | |
| 448 | [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A boy whose always wearing a backpack, and has a wide collection of them for any occasion.]] |
| 449 | ---- |
| 450 | * BagOfHolding: His specialty. |
| 451 | * BetaCouple: To Lisa/Cookie and Ned/Moze with Claire. |
| 452 | * BlackAndNerdy: To an extent. |
| 453 | * ButtMonkey: To a much lesser extent than Coconut Head or Martin, but still quite a bit, thanks mostly to his oversized backpack. |
| 454 | * EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: It even appears that way on the school rolls. |
| 455 | * NiceGuy: Very generous and helpful. |
| 456 | * NoNameGiven: He's called Backpack Boy in the first episode and it just kind of sticks. |
| 457 | * OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Much like Coconut Head, even the teachers call him Backpack Boy. |
| 458 | * OutOfFocus: He appears less after season 1 and only plays a minor supporting role in one episode of season 3, "Guide to Revenge". |
| 459 | * RealAfterAll: One of the rumors swirling around the school is that he's actually a mask-wearing superhero and his backpack conceals a jetpack to that effect. The end of "Rumors" shows him slipping on the mask. |
| 460 | * TokenMinorityCouple: With Claire. |
| 461 | [[/folder]] |
| 462 | |
| 463 | [[folder:Claire Sawyer]] |
| 464 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_138.png]] |
| 465 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/BrookeMarieBridges |
| 466 | |
| 467 | A girl who plans on becoming a lawyer and thus plays lawyer to the main and side characters on numerous occasions. |
| 468 | ---- |
| 469 | * AdorablyPrecociousChild: Has her moments. |
| 470 | * AmbulanceChaser: She works with her fellow middle-schoolers and will work up lawsuits on anyone someone asks her to, no matter how ridiculous the case is. |
| 471 | * BetaCouple: With Backpack Boy. |
| 472 | * BlackAndNerdy: Much like Backpack Boy. |
| 473 | * {{Catchphrase}}: "Claire Sawyer, Future Lawyer." |
| 474 | * TheComicallySerious: She acts like a full fledged and serious lawyer. And it's hilarious. |
| 475 | * OutOfFocus: By season 3, her appearances are greatly diminished, appearing only in "Guide to Revenge" and "Guide to Extra Credit". |
| 476 | * PhraseCatcher: To her {{Catchphrase}}, people always reply with, "Claire. We've known you since pre-K." |
| 477 | * RunningGag: Whenever a character has a problem, she'll always appear, hand them a business card, and say her {{Catchphrase}}. Ironically, the one time Ned deliberately called for her, she didn't appear right away. Ned had to actually shout her name for her to show up. |
| 478 | * TheStoic: |
| 479 | -->''Backpack Boy gives Claire a valentine.''\ |
| 480 | '''Claire:''' (with no expression) This is funny.\ |
| 481 | '''Backpack Boy:''' But you're not laughing.\ |
| 482 | '''Claire:''' (mad) Yes, I am. |
| 483 | * TokenMinorityCouple: With Backpack Boy. She also briefly dated Spencer. |
| 484 | * {{Tsundere}}: Again, to Backpack Boy. |
| 485 | [[/folder]] |
| 486 | |
| 487 | [[folder:The Huge Crew]] |
| 488 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_3972.png]] |
| 489 | |
| 490 | A group of bullies who stalk Ned. |
| 491 | ---- |
| 492 | * {{Abhorrent Admirer}}s: To Ned. |
| 493 | * AlwaysABiggerFish: Moze is considered to be one of the toughest girls in school, yet she is absolutely terrified of them. Loomer also backed down from attacking Ned once when Doris stepped between them. |
| 494 | * ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: Season 3. However, this is justified since they were likely older than Ned and probably went on to high school. |
| 495 | * DistaffCounterpart: To Loomer and his crew. |
| 496 | * FlatCharacter: Kati and Lakisha are only rarely given independent lines, and nothing is known about their individual personalities. |
| 497 | * GangOfBullies: The DistaffCounterpart to Loomer's crew. Interestingly enough, the two groups avoid each other, and it's implied that Loomer is actually scared of them. |
| 498 | * OddFriendship: Strangely with Suzie Crabgrass in season 1. They let her borrow their lipstick on one occasion, and Suzie allowed Doris to copy her survey once. This of course didn't stop them from working against each other when Ned and Suzie were competing to be class president. |
| 499 | * OutOfCharacterMoment: Doris Trembley, the leader of the Huge Crew, appears in "Guide To: Substitute Teachers", by herself, and exhibits none of her usual behavior, acting uncharacteristically neutral towards Ned. She even participates in a conversation with him, Cookie, Moze, and the substitute teacher Mr. Weiner, and acts rather calm and friendly. |
| 500 | * TheQuietOne: Kati and Lakisha don't speak very often, usually preferring to let Doris do most of the talking. |
| 501 | * StalkerWithACrush: They are insanely obsessed with Ned. |
| 502 | * TerribleTrio: The trio consists of Doris and her two friends, Lakisha and Kati. |
| 503 | * UnwantedHarem: To Ned. |
| 504 | [[/folder]] |
| 505 | |
| 506 | [[folder:Evelyn Kwong]] |
| 507 | [[quoteright:376:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/56507ace503137ae3e6e1609445f0925.jpg]] |
| 508 | [[caption-width-right:376:Cookie's intellectual rival... don't get her mad at you!]] |
| 509 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/MichelleKim |
| 510 | |
| 511 | Cookie's competitive academic rival. She hates Cookie at first but later develops feelings for him for a time. |
| 512 | ---- |
| 513 | * AcademicAlphaBitch: She takes being the top student at Polk disturbingly seriously, to the extent that she'll physically injure you to get ahead. |
| 514 | * AsianAndNerdy: She is one of the smartest students at Polk and is one of the few visible Asian characters in the series. |
| 515 | * AxCrazy: She's borderline psychotic at times. Even the vice principal is scared of her. |
| 516 | * ClingyJealousGirl: With Cookie and later with Seth Powers. |
| 517 | * ForcefulKiss: She smooches Cookie this way, often after conflict with him. |
| 518 | * GreenEyedMonster: She doesn't like seeing Cookie with another girl. In fact, she tackled a fake girl out of jealousy, unaware that Cookie was trying to invoke this trope with Lisa. |
| 519 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: While she's abrasive and overly competitive, she's one of the students who helps teach Ned how to organize and plan out his life. |
| 520 | * LovingBully: To Cookie. |
| 521 | * MadLove: To Cookie after he [[AccidentalKiss accidentally kisses her]]. |
| 522 | -->'''Evelyn:''' (to Cookie after kissing him) You drive me ''crazy''. |
| 523 | * NerdyBully: An AsianAndNerdy girl who insults the other students, uses intimidation to fulfill her goals, and has no problem tormenting and beating up Cookie. |
| 524 | * NoSocialSkills: She's a bit... forward with her feelings for Cookie. In "Boys", she admits to Moze that she has no idea how to talk to boys. |
| 525 | * OppositesAttract: With Seth when they get together, being he's a jock and she's one of the nerds. She’s also quite intelligent while Seth is kind of ditzy, though her intelligence eventually rubs off on him. |
| 526 | * TheRival: Of Cookie, competing against him to be the smartest student at Polk. |
| 527 | * StalkerWithACrush: Again, on Cookie. |
| 528 | * TeenGenius: A middle-schooler capable of doing ([[EEqualsMCHammer what appears to be]]) abstract algebra. |
| 529 | * {{Tsundere}}: A Type A to Cookie, on a good day. She initially acts hostile towards him when she sees him as her academic rival and tends to yell rather than speak in a more reasonable tone. However, she does harbor feelings for him and lacks social skills to interact with people properly. One episode focuses on Cookie accidentally kissing her and, rather than beat him up as he feared, she charges at him to give him a kiss of her own. She mellows out considerably after getting together with Seth. |
| 530 | * {{Yandere}}: On a bad day. She's clingy and not entirely there. She spent one episode being jealous over Cookie’s fake girlfriend and tackled the dummy during lunch while yelling, “Get away from my man, sister!” She seems to stabilize after hooking up with Seth. |
| 531 | [[/folder]] |
| 532 | |
| 533 | [[folder:Timmy Toot-Toot]] |
| 534 | [[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2_201.png]] |
| 535 | |
| 536 | A classmate with a farting problem. |
| 537 | ---- |
| 538 | * AsianAndNerdy: Subverted; he appears to be a pretty average student, though he often hangs out with the nerdy characters. |
| 539 | * BewareTheNiceOnes: He does ''not'' take kindly to Ned "trying to steal his thunder". |
| 540 | * CatchPhrase: "Toot toot!" |
| 541 | * CursedWithAwesome: What everyone else sees as his problem, he sees as a superpower. |
| 542 | * {{Gasshole}}: Though at least he's courteous enough to give a ''little'' warning. |
| 543 | [[/folder]] |
| 544 | |
| 545 | [[folder:Scoop]] |
| 546 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/VincentMartella |
| 547 | |
| 548 | The school newshound and photographer. |
| 549 | ---- |
| 550 | * {{Joisey}}: Speaks with this sort of accent. |
| 551 | * LargeHam |
| 552 | * SchoolNewspaperNewshound: Complete with an old-school 1920s-50s press-use camera. |
| 553 | [[/folder]] |
| 554 | |
| 555 | [[folder:The Oboe Twins]] |
| 556 | |
| 557 | [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A pair of twin girls who play the oboe.]] |
| 558 | ---- |
| 559 | * AlwaysIdenticalTwins: They are identical in every way. |
| 560 | * CreepyTwins: They're very nice, but are way, ''way'' too alike to not be this trope. |
| 561 | * TheGlassesGottaGo: Ned seems to find them attractive when they take off their glasses. Seth appears to agree. |
| 562 | * SingleMindedTwins: To the extreme. They almost never do anything apart, and whenever they do, they immediately start copying the nearest person to replace their twin. |
| 563 | * ShrinkingViolet: Both of them are very shy, and rarely talk to anyone but each other. |
| 564 | [[/folder]] |
| 565 | |
| 566 | [[folder:Jock Goldman]] |
| 567 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/BenHogestyn |
| 568 | |
| 569 | An upperclassman who likes Moze. |
| 570 | ---- |
| 571 | * AcademicAthlete: He's a jock (obviously), but he seems to be skilled academically. |
| 572 | * GracefulLoser: Though he completely misunderstands the situation, when he believes that Moze truly likes Ned he's rather understanding and steps aside so they can get together. |
| 573 | * HeelFaceTurn: In his first appearance, he was just using Moze to get his old girlfriend back. In his next appearance, he genuinely likes her and feels awful for what he did. |
| 574 | * HiddenDepths: It's implied in "Guide to: Tutors" that he's actually a good student. |
| 575 | * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: He mistakenly believes Moze was using him to get with Ned, so he dumps her so she can be with him. Unfortunately, it was a misunderstanding. |
| 576 | * YoungerThanTheyLook: Jock is played by an actor over a ''decade'' older than him, and this is particularly obvious during his NakedPeopleAreFunny sequence when he clearly has the physique and proportions of a grown man. |
| 577 | [[/folder]] |
| 578 | |
| 579 | [[folder:Bitsy Johnson]] |
| 580 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/SpencerLocke |
| 581 | |
| 582 | A mean popular girl who appeared in season 1 only. |
| 583 | ---- |
| 584 | * AcademicAlphaBitch: She tries to invoke this by copying off of other people's tests. She eventually gets busted and loses her spot on the honor roll. |
| 585 | * AlphaBitch: She shares this role with Suzie in season 1. |
| 586 | * ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: She vanishes without a trace after season 1, only to be replaced by Missy. |
| 587 | * ToxicFriendInfluence: Suzie Crabgrass was far meaner in season 1, especially when Bitsy is around. Notably Suzie becomes far nicer when she quits hanging around Bitsy and begins to spend time with Moze. |
| 588 | * UngratefulBastard: She shows absolutely no sign of thanks when Ned covers for her note passing, or when Moze seemingly allowed her to copy her test. All she does is taunt them further. |
| 589 | [[/folder]] |
| 590 | |
| 591 | [[folder:Doug Secksay]] |
| 592 | A handsome and popular student constantly surrounded by a group of girls. |
| 593 | ---- |
| 594 | * BigManOnCampus: He's described in all of his appearances as the most popular and handsome guy in school. |
| 595 | * ChickMagnet: His main characterization. |
| 596 | * ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: He stops appearing after his sole season 2 appearance. |
| 597 | * CrazyJealousGuy: He's not happy when his group of admirers transfer their attention to Cookie. |
| 598 | * DashingHispanic: He has a pronounced accent in his last appearance, and charms plenty of girls with his charm and good looks. |
| 599 | * TheFaceless: We never see his face, due to him being constantly surrounded by screaming girls. Even when the group of girls leave his side, he never faces the camera. |
| 600 | * TotallyRadical: He talks this way in season 1. |
| 601 | [[/folder]] |
| 602 | |
| 603 | !Faculty |
| 604 | [[folder:Gordy]] |
| 605 | [[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gordy_3370.PNG]] |
| 606 | [[caption-width-right:200:"But that's it! Today is also the weasel's last day at school!"]] |
| 607 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/DaranNorris |
| 608 | |
| 609 | ->''"You know, if I did my job once in a while, you wouldn't even need that [school beautification] squad."'' |
| 610 | |
| 611 | The school Day Janitor who helps the kids with their problems and is essentially a fourth member of the main trio. |
| 612 | ---- |
| 613 | * AlmightyJanitor: He's far more well-connected than you'd expect of a simple janitor. He sometimes implies that he used to have a high-level position in the government. He also wrote a novel that apparently was good enough for iTeacher to have done her thesis on. |
| 614 | * BreakoutCharacter: His popularity is on par with the main cast, granting him a much bigger role from Season 2 onward. |
| 615 | * BunnyEarsLawyer: Subverted/inverted in "The New Kid," where another janitor competes for Gordy's position. Gordy keeps the job... not because of his competence (the other janitor was in fact a lot better), but because he was shown to care more about the students than his competition did. |
| 616 | * CatchPhrase: "I'll let the night guy handle it." |
| 617 | * DirtyOldMan: DefiedTrope. |
| 618 | -->'''Cookie:''' So, do you think the new Lisa's hot?\ |
| 619 | '''Gordy:''' Um... I can't answer that, due to the fact that I'm ''forty.'' |
| 620 | * DrivenToMadness: Happens a number of times following his failed weasel-catching attempts. |
| 621 | * FriendToAllChildren: He's always glad to help out the students with their problems. It's the reason why he's considered a better school janitor than his more dutiful assistant, as Gordy understands that the kids come first. |
| 622 | * ManChild: He doesn't act his age, at least at school. There are some indications that he lives the life of a bachelor after hours. |
| 623 | * MysteriousPast: The details of his past are infrequent, but he apparently once got beat up so badly for wearing his sister's pants he can't remember that day at all, went to multiple military schools after flunking all his tests, and apparently got kicked out of medical school for paying somebody to take his tests for him. |
| 624 | * OneOfTheKids: He spends more time getting into zany schemes with Ned and Cookie than he does doing his job. To his credit, he won't do anything that will cause too much damage, but mostly because he'll have to clean it up. |
| 625 | * PromotionToOpeningTitles: In season 2. |
| 626 | * RoadrunnerVsCoyote: With the weasel. Taken to the extreme in "Guide to: Math", where Gordy uses techniques straight out of a Looney Tunes short (boulder slingshot, rocket skates) and even uses a sign for dialogue like Wile E. Coyote would. |
| 627 | [[/folder]] |
| 628 | |
| 629 | [[folder:Vice-Principal Crubbs]] |
| 630 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/HamiltonMitchell |
| 631 | |
| 632 | The Vice-Principal of the School who acts like a cop and hams it up. |
| 633 | ---- |
| 634 | * CatchPhrase: "Do [[MadLibsCatchphrase [Insert action]]] or you're fired!" or just "You're fired!" |
| 635 | * CoolShades: The different way to mess with his sunglasses are spoofed in many ways, including by not limited to an over-the-top GlassesPull. |
| 636 | * DiscoDan: Intentional, as his whole thing is being inspired by ''Series/MiamiVice''. He wears a white suit with a pink or blue shirt underneath and 80s sunglasses. His office is also full of flamingos, the state bird of Florida, along with 80s décor. |
| 637 | * EveryoneHasStandards: He is a self-aggrandizing goofball, but he draws the line at embezzlement. |
| 638 | * HiddenDepths: Turns out his Miami Vice cop shtick is not an act; he actually was inspired by the show (or something like it) as a boy and would go on to become one as an adult. However, he realized that being a police officer wasn't at all like how it's depicted on TV and realized what he wanted was to help people. He also realized that in his experiences, many of the criminals became criminals because of problems back as teenagers. As such, he went into education so that he could help students before they would become criminals. |
| 639 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He's often boorish and rude, sometimes unreasonably so, but at the end of the day he does genuinely care about the students and sometimes even gives good advice to them. In fact, he became an educator when he realizes that many criminals became as such due to unresolved problems from their youth, |
| 640 | * LargeHam: Most of the time he acts like he's starring in a procedural. |
| 641 | * {{Leitmotif}}: Has one that [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong is totally not cribbed from]] ''Series/MiamiVice''. It adds to his character of a would-be cop and his history of wanting to be one in Miami, thinking it would be like TV. |
| 642 | * TheMentor: He tries to be this for Ned in "Career Week" when testing suggests the boy could successfully pursue a career in education. It works better than Ned was initially willing to admit. |
| 643 | * ObstructiveBureaucrat: Of all of the authority figures in Polk, he is far more uptight and by-the-book. Probably a leftover from his time as a cop. |
| 644 | * PromotionToOpeningTitles: [[DownplayedTrope Downplayed]]. He is added towards the end of Season 2, but only some episodes have him in the opening titles, particular, any episodes where Gordy or Mr. Monroe don't appear, leaving him to be credited in their place. |
| 645 | * RealMenWearPink: As part of his Miami Vice theme, he often wears pink shirts, and has pink flamingos ''everywhere'' in his office. |
| 646 | * ReasonableAuthorityFigure: In his first appearance, he's on the warpath over teachers' various equipment being smashed, and he's threatening to expel Loomer (the most likely suspect) for it. It was actually Lisa, who (as class treasurer) knew teachers couldn't get better equipment unless the older, worn out stuff was destroyed. Crubbs lets her off with a warning for this, due to her otherwise clean record. |
| 647 | * RunningGag: Of the AccidentalPublicConfession variety. He'll often make some over-the-top statement only to realize he accidentally has the school's public announcement system on. |
| 648 | -->'''Crubbs:''' My hand is on the P.A. button, isn't it? |
| 649 | * StealthPun: He’s the school’s vice principal who acts like a [[Series/MiamiVice vice cop]]. |
| 650 | * TyrantTakesTheHelm: Defied by Ned, Moze, and Cookie. When their first principal leaves his position and it looks like Crubbs will get the role, Dr. Wright gets promoted to principal instead. |
| 651 | * WantingIsBetterThanHaving: He actually achieved his childhood dream of becoming a Miami police officer, but found it unfulfilling because the job wasn't like how it's depicted on TV and he couldn't really ''help'' any of the criminals he was chasing, just arrest them. He subsequently made the switch to education. |
| 652 | [[/folder]] |
| 653 | |
| 654 | [[folder:Mr. Sweeney]] |
| 655 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/DonCreech |
| 656 | |
| 657 | The science teacher who is seen as a SadistTeacher by most of the students. |
| 658 | ---- |
| 659 | * AscendedExtra: Appears more often in the third season. |
| 660 | * BatmanGambit: In one episode when he was having a test coming up, he scolded Ned for his notebook and told him about the "Golden Notebook" that belonged to a former ace student, saying that if he was anything like it, he may have a chance of passing the test. Ned switched the notebook with a replica and aced the test. As he was putting it back, Sweeney caught Ned and revealed that it was him that wrote the notebook. |
| 661 | -->'''Sweeney:''' I just made up that story because I learned a long time ago that ''some'' students need to be tricked in order to learn.\ |
| 662 | '''Ned:''' But why didn't you just loan it to me?\ |
| 663 | '''Sweeney:''' [[JerkassHasAPoint Because then it would've been just another boring assignment for you to ignore.]] ''(Ned nods in agreement)'' And you wouldn't have gotten an A on the test. And now, [[PetTheDog caramel covered apples with nuts to celebrate a job well-done.]] |
| 664 | ** He has a villainous one in another episode. When the students were planning to do the "atomic flush" by flushing all the toilets in the school at once, thereby hopping the entire school off the ground. Knowing that every single toilet would have to be flushed, he boarded himself inside the teachers' lounge bathroom, ensuring that it wouldn't happen. [[NotSoAboveItAll Though he still helped accomplish it in the end]]. |
| 665 | * BigBad: In some episodes, such as "Class Clown", "Detention", and "Daydreaming". |
| 666 | * CoolOldGuy: While he can be pretty curmudgeonly, he can also dispense his wisdom to students when they need it. |
| 667 | * CoolShades: He keeps a spare set of sunglasses in his pocket. |
| 668 | * CoolTeacher: Can be this at times as he really does care about his students, even willing to help tutor Ned so he doesn't have to go to summer school. |
| 669 | * HeelFaceTurn: By season 3, his antagonistic role is entirely gone. Any time he plays the antagonist role, it is due to a misunderstanding, which is easily resolved. Even when his students trick him into falling out of a second-story window, any anger he has is replaced by concern for Ned's well-being. |
| 670 | * HiddenHeartOfGold: Even Ned had to admit in Season 1 that Sweeney, for all his hammy behavior, takes no pleasure in giving students bad grades. He is so stern because he wants them to succeed. |
| 671 | * JerkassHasAPoint: Even some of his worst moments are at least somewhat justifiable: |
| 672 | ** His frustration with Ned doesn’t stem from actual malice, but him knowing Ned is a smart student, but is just lazy when it comes to schoolwork. |
| 673 | ** While it may seem harsh with him not liking students daydreaming in class, it is because they’re not paying attention to the lesson. |
| 674 | ** As mentioned above in BatmanGambit, when Ned asks why Sweeney tricked him into stealing the golden notebook instead of just loaning it to him, Sweeney points out that, if he had done that, Ned would've just seen it as another boring assignment and ignored it. Ned just quietly nods, admitting that Sweeney has a point. |
| 675 | ** He's right to be upset when Ned and Cookie change the school website's password without telling him. He also is rightfully irritated that Mr. Kwest put students in charge of the website (Yes one of them is a tech whiz, that's not the point) when he could have hired an expert using the money in his budget, which he instead spent on exercise equipment. |
| 676 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Can be mean, cranky and harsh but overall is a nice, caring teacher who just wants his students to succeed. |
| 677 | * MadScientist: Ned sees him as a cackling mad scientist who messes around with chemicals, though he's usually just a normal science teacher. |
| 678 | * NonGivingUpSchoolGuy: While he may be a Jerkass, but he really wants to do his job, be a teacher... that's it. |
| 679 | * NotSoAboveItAll: Though he is usually the serious one of the faculty, he has his moments when he joins in on the silliness of the others. |
| 680 | * PetTheDog: |
| 681 | ** He tutors Ned in science so that Ned can pass his final exam and avoid summer school. There's also the example from the BatmanGambit above; he successfully tricks Ned into actually studying for and acing his exam, and then offers him caramel cover apples to celebrate. |
| 682 | ** In the finale, he catches Ned on the field trip and doesn't rat him out, and calls him one of his favorite students. |
| 683 | * SadistTeacher: Appears to be sadistic, and actually is sometimes (in the episode "Class Clown" especially, when he delights in his students being miserable after the class clown moves away) but all in all, is a good (if somewhat [[SternTeacher stern]]) teacher. |
| 684 | * TookALevelInKindness: He's nicer in the final season and is more of a CoolTeacher. |
| 685 | * TricksterMentor: He believes that some students need to be tricked to learn their lessons, like his BatmanGambit mentioned above. |
| 686 | [[/folder]] |
| 687 | |
| 688 | [[folder:Mr./Dr. Alistair Wright]] |
| 689 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/MeshachTaylor |
| 690 | |
| 691 | The history teacher and later principal after Principal Pal retires. |
| 692 | ---- |
| 693 | * BenevolentBoss: School-environment counterpart as the principal in Season 3. The students rally for him to become principal ''because'' he's so nice to them. |
| 694 | * CoolTeacher: A very good teacher and close to his students. Ned, Moze, and Cookie often go to him for advice. They even help him get the job as principal after Principal Pal retires. |
| 695 | * ExtremeDoormat: After initially becoming principal, he's too dependent on Principal Pal. Principal Pal helps him become more solid and stern as a result. |
| 696 | * KarmicJackpot: He wasn't even considering the job as a school principal until Ned, Moze, Cookie, and unintentionally Crubbs encouraged him to. His outstanding credentials, excellent rapoire with his students, and top notch personality secures him the job. |
| 697 | * ReasonableAuthorityFigure: He's a friendly and reasonable teacher, in direct contrast to Sweeney, who swings back and forth between SadistTeacher and SternTeacher. |
| 698 | [[/folder]] |
| 699 | |
| 700 | [[folder:Coach Joy Dirga]] |
| 701 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/KimSava |
| 702 | |
| 703 | The gym teacher, also in charge of a few of the sports at Polk Middle School. |
| 704 | ---- |
| 705 | * CoolTeacher: Despite her gruff exterior, she takes time out of her day to help Ned win a weight lifting contest. |
| 706 | * DrillSergeantNasty: A lot of her lazier students bring out this behavior in her, but she has a nurturing side. |
| 707 | * HeightAngst: Subverted. She's perfectly fine with her height. When she sees Moze and another girl argue about the former being tall, she tells them not to worry about their height. |
| 708 | * TomboyWithAGirlyStreak: As seen in "Guide to: Late Bus", Dirga enjoys knitting while watching soap operas after school hours. |
| 709 | [[/folder]] |
| 710 | |
| 711 | [[folder:Mr. Dusty Chopsaw]] |
| 712 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/DaveFlorek |
| 713 | |
| 714 | The woodshop teacher and Moze's mentor. |
| 715 | ---- |
| 716 | * TheChewToy: He gets badly injured in several of his appearances. |
| 717 | * CoolOldGuy: The most popular teacher in school by a significant degree, despite his...eccentricities. His job is easily the most dangerous in the school, and he does it without batting an eyelash. Even something like getting his entire arm caught in a lathe doesn't do much more than annoy him. |
| 718 | * EccentricMentor: He gives Moze and other students a lot of good advice, but his frequent use of woodshop metaphors make deciphering what he's saying a bit of a challenge. He's also quick to demonstrate the importance of facing fear by hitting his hand with a hammer. (It doesn't hurt him, but it sure freaks out the students.) |
| 719 | * HiddenDepths: He was elected ''student body president'' back in high school, despite not being that popular (least in his youth). His main act was using car wash money to buy a handsome piece of woodshop equipment. He also recognizes the importance of style over fashion. |
| 720 | * ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: When he sees one of his tools has been completely smashed with a sledgehammer. |
| 721 | * ThemeNaming: He's the woodshop teacher and named after a tool. |
| 722 | [[/folder]] |
| 723 | |
| 724 | [[folder:iTeacher]] |
| 725 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/MoCollins |
| 726 | |
| 727 | A teacher who uses a computer to teach English Lit from home. |
| 728 | ---- |
| 729 | * MirrorCharacter: During the focus on relations between teachers and students, she turns out to have been like Moze (albeit more of a go-getter) when she was younger. She uses this to help teach Moze to help find balance in her life. |
| 730 | * NoodleIncident: She is terrified of people and no one knows why. She does imply that part of her isolation was a result of overloading her schedule and losing herself to stress. Whatever happened to her was so traumatic that she no longer leaves home. The most she does is communicate with people through a webcam. She is a bit ashamed that her choices and her neurotic behavior led her to this. |
| 731 | * NoNameGiven: Never referred to as anything other than iTeacher. |
| 732 | * ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Becomes this when she realizes she overdid it in her effort to not be afraid of her students |
| 733 | * SadistTeacher: At first, but it turns out it was a sort of HiddenHeartOfGold-hiding facade so she wouldn't be scared of her students from that year on. Ironically, it had the opposite effect until she loosened up. |
| 734 | [[/folder]] |
| 735 | |
| 736 | [[folder:Mr. Monroe]] |
| 737 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/JimJBullock |
| 738 | |
| 739 | The flamboyant Life Science and Health teacher, as well as editor of the school newspaper. |
| 740 | ---- |
| 741 | * AmbiguouslyGay: He's hyper-flamboyant and somewhat girly, but this is a kid's show, so his sexuality is never elaborated on. Not helped by the fact that his actor is openly gay in real life. |
| 742 | * {{Catchphrase}}: ''"Won't that be fun?"'' |
| 743 | * CoolTeacher: Tries to be this, and occasionally succeeds. |
| 744 | * DemotedToExtra: After Season 1, where he was a regular who seemed to fill the ReasonableAuthorityFigure role. He was apparently PutOnABus halfway in Season 2 (although it surprisingly [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome wasn't mentioned at all]]), but this was lampshaded upon his [[TheBusCameBack brief return]] for a couple episodes of Season 3. |
| 745 | * HiddenDepths: In addition to being the Life Science teacher, he is also ''very'' good at basketball. |
| 746 | * NiceGuy: The nicest of all of the teachers. But he's far from a pushover. |
| 747 | * ReformedBully: Admits that he used to be a BigJerkOnCampus in his younger years in "Guide to: Bullies". As you can see, [[HeelFaceTurn it didn't stick]]. |
| 748 | -->'''Mr. Monroe:''' I ruled the hallways with my biting wit and vicious sarcasm! |
| 749 | [[/folder]] |
| 750 | |
| 751 | [[folder:Lunch Lady Rose]] |
| 752 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/LoniLove |
| 753 | |
| 754 | The school lunch lady who can see the future in beans. |
| 755 | ---- |
| 756 | * {{Catchphrase}}: "It's in the BEANS." |
| 757 | * CassandraTruth: Every prediction she makes comes true, no matter how ridiculous. She said Cookie would get creamed, crushed, mashed, and black-eyed. At the end of the episode, he does indeed get that... but as in creamed ''corn'', crushed ''pepper'', mashed ''potatoes'', and black-eyed ''peas''. |
| 758 | * CoolOldLady: She's a cool lunch lady with prophetic abilities with lunch food. |
| 759 | * FortuneTeller: Using her lunch items as a medium to see the future. Or at least, she claims that she can. Once, even she admits that Ned can only pass his test if he puts in the effort. |
| 760 | * SassyBlackWoman: She certainly has her wit. |
| 761 | [[/folder]] |
| 762 | |
| 763 | [[folder:Principal Irving Pal]] |
| 764 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/JohnBliss |
| 765 | |
| 766 | The school's principal, who later becomes the school history teacher after he retires from being the principal. |
| 767 | ---- |
| 768 | * BunnyEarsLawyer: He's actually a capable and beloved principal; he just retired from old age. He continues this tradition when he becomes the new history teacher, even dressing up as a ''knight'' for a medieval class. |
| 769 | * CoolOldGuy: All of the students and teachers love him. |
| 770 | * CloudCuckooLander: He seems to be going senile. However, some episodes imply that it's ObfuscatingStupidity. |
| 771 | * {{Expy}}: Of [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dumbledore]]. |
| 772 | * FakingTheDead: He does this in the HalloweenEpisode after entering a haunted hallway attraction. He intended it to be a short gag, but he kept it up because it was just too funny watching Ned and the others struggle to keep people from finding out what happened. |
| 773 | * TheGhost: He doesn't appear in person until Season 3. |
| 774 | * MeaningfulName: Principal '''Pal''' is [[PuttingThePalInPrincipal friendly and beloved.]] It's also a reference to "The principal is your pal," a mnemonic to remember the difference between "principal" (the person) and "principle" (the belief). |
| 775 | * ObfuscatingInsanity: He often acts like he's out of his gourd, only to immediately prove quite capable as a principal and teacher. |
| 776 | * RunningGag: |
| 777 | ** He frequently mistakes Moze for a boy for some reason. |
| 778 | ** Knocking himself out by walking into a wall, then being given a pillow and teddy bear by someone (usually Crubbs). |
| 779 | * SecretTestOfCharacter: Acted as if he didn't know he was supposed to retire from being the principal so that Mr. Wright could learn to work up the courage to directly break out bad news to faculty members. |
| 780 | * ShellShockedVeteran: Apparently. When attacked by food during a food fight, he thinks he's in a war zone and acts accordingly. |
| 781 | * TenMinuteRetirement: Is formally retired from his position for an episode before becoming the history teacher. |
| 782 | [[/folder]] |
| 783 | |
| 784 | [[folder:Mr. Gross]] |
| 785 | -->'''Portrayed By:''' Creator/SteveBannos |
| 786 | |
| 787 | A very disgusting teacher who hosted the spelling bee. |
| 788 | ---- |
| 789 | * CoolTeacher: Despite how gross of a teacher he is, Mr. Gross is actually kind. |
| 790 | * MeaningfulName: He is very gross, so gross, that Gordy has to mop him up, and squirt mouthwash inside his mouth. He also has really bad breath. |
| 791 | * RunningGag: His repulsive habits throughout "Spelling Bee." |
| 792 | [[/folder]] |
| 793 | |
| 794 | [[folder:Mrs. Splitz]] |
| 795 | The guidance counselor, who often puts on wacky personas. |
| 796 | |
| 797 | * BunnyEarsLawyer: She explains at the end that her seemingly bizarre moodswings are simply part of how she does her job, noting that each student requires a different approach to counseling. |
| 798 | * GentleTouchVsFirmHand: She embodies both sides to an humorously bipolar degree, able to switch between a rip-roaring DrillSergeantNasty to a pleasant, friendly lady (albeit prone to SuddenlyShouting) at the drop of a hat. As she explains, this is because she knows to take a unique approach with each student, such as the DitzyGenius Cookie or the BrilliantButLazy Ned. |
| 799 | * MeaningfulName: She changes personas so much that she almost seems to have a ''split'' personality. |
| 800 | [[/folder]] |
| 801 | |
| 802 | [[folder:Mr. Lowe]] |
| 803 | The other guidance counselor, who's kind of a sad sack. |
| 804 | |
| 805 | -->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/FredStoller |
| 806 | ---- |
| 807 | * FriendlessBackground: Kind of. Admits to Ned in one episode he should come by three times a day, largely because he has nobody else to talk to. |
| 808 | * NewJobAsThePlotDemands: First appeared as a study hall advisor, then became a guidance counselor. That's not even counting [[YouLookFamiliar his actor previously appearing as a school photographer, then as a late bus driver]]. |
| 809 | [[/folder]] |
| 810 | |
| 811 | |
| 812 | [[folder:Mrs. Knapp]] |
| 813 | |
| 814 | The former history teacher. Retires later and is replaced by Principal Pal. |
| 815 | ---- |
| 816 | * MeaningfulName: She sleeps. A lot. |
| 817 | * LazyBum: Not only is she always sleeping, but when told to retire her first instinct is to shout "Thank Heavens! I'm outta here!" and bolt through the door. |
| 818 | * SeniorSleepCycle: She sleeps through the entire day. It's not clear if it's because of her advanced age or just because she's lazy. |
| 819 | [[/folder]] |
| 820 | |
| 821 | [[folder:The Weasel]] |
| 822 | |
| 823 | The pest at the school that Gordy is constantly trying to capture. |
| 824 | ---- |
| 825 | * BabiesEverAfter: It turns out the weasel was a girl and even had babies at the end of the season finale, which is the only thing that makes Gordy stop chasing her. |
| 826 | * DarkhorseVictory: Nominated for class president as a joke, ended up winning as a result of Coconut Head's accidental vote breaking a four-way tie. |
| 827 | * InformedSpecies: Is very visibly a ferret, not a weasel. |
| 828 | * RoadrunnerVsCoyote: With Gordy. Taken to the extreme in "Guide to: Math", where Gordy uses techniques straight out of a Looney Tunes short (boulder slingshot, rocket skates) and even uses a sign for dialogue like Wile E. Coyote would. |
| 829 | * UnderdogsNeverLose: Surprisingly, she has won both the election for school president and won a mountain bike after donating the most recyclables. Although, the former happened because (A) the weasel was nominated as a joke and (B) Coconut Head accidentally voted for the weasel when he was threatened by the Huge Crew to vote for a very reluctant Ned; and the latter was Gordy and Ned's fault for trashing her nest in the school's ventilation system. |
| 830 | [[/folder]] |
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